The first guy literally naming abusive qualities and somehow not realizing it, then making ridiculous kissy face poses after outing himself as an abuser is both hilarious and creepy at the same time.
the pick up line guy reminds me of a jamaican man that lived in a town near mine. whenever this guy saw men being creepy towards woman he woulds come up to the guy in an accent even thicker than what his actual accent normally was and start propositioning the man for gay sex. Dude was married with kids he just hated seeing young woman being harrassed and loved making the men uncomfortable.
Yeah, man just one second into it, I had to pause to take a walk in the room... and I keep pausing it and going to make sandwiches, or read something on Twitter, or just think about life... is so damn hard to watch....
The bad thing is there's men somewhere who would see the second one and think she's just being "stuck up" or "cold" but when you're at work you can't risk giving someone even a small amount of hope because there's a chance they will come back just to bother you. And it's probably not the first time it's ever happened to her
"Stuck up and cold", even tho she was insanely nice just entertaining his nonsense. No is a complete sentence and she is still very nice replying to his bs. I just wish she could've blatantly said "I'm not interested, please leave unless you want to browse the store". But we both know that would've given her an even worse reaction most likely... and that sucks Ahhs. Hell she might've even gotten in trouble with her work manager for being "unnecessarily rude to a customer" if she was unlucky manager wise. Even tho that is a perfectly good, polite reply.
@icecreamnoodles3742 yeah i don't personally think she was being that way, it's just that i have seen these types of reactions from men for about 40 years of life
It's not her reaction, it's the recording and uploading it and then putting "why do men?" In the caption. Why do men sometimes suck at trying to talk to women in public? Well probably because the women act like it's the biggest inconvenience EVER. I've done it a few times and it's worked out, but there were times where the woman was so rude that it was unnecessary. I was younger and more energetic and confident back then, but we as a society have taken a step towards being more anti-social, especially in the dating scene. Everyone complains about dating apps but shuts down all real life interaction.
@@godsrevolver9737 Recording and uploading the video is the problem. I don’t doubt she was uncomfortable, but her responses sounded like she was live streaming and talking to chat. She acted like a bully giving the weird kid attention.
i've noticed a lot of youtubers start doing this. i think it's moreso to capitalize on the whole vids to sleep to trend. i mean hell, i would too, it's free watch time lol
Oh boy the second one is so relatable. There’s nothing worse than being trapped at work and being harassed by someone who just doesn’t get the hint. And the worst part is you have to be nice to not lose your job. But if you’re nice you’ll give them hope and they just come back to bother you again 😭😭
i’m so grateful for my old coworkers i had one dude who was a big kinda intimidating dude and whenever people would be rude/creepy to the girls he would step in instead
i went on a coffee date with some guy once, then he decided to show up at my work the next day asking for me. as someone who was stalked in the past... the red flag was triggered
I work at Hilton as a housekeeper, they do background checks, thorough ones- and I'm just a housekeeper. There's no way they didn't background check the toe guy.
I started HOWLING when he said “it sounds like trash can lids banging together and someone getting murdered in an alley way for the vocals” then proceeded to play a clip and it sounded EXACTLY like that 🤣🤣 “soundtrack to a slaughter house” bro 😭🤣👏🏻
The guy with the officers is actually terrifying. I really hope she got a restraining order, he will not leave her alone. Talking about her as property and thinking that she owes him anything. Why is he making weird faces to the camera when he’s not speaking? Is he just posing or checking himself out?
when i worked at mcdonald’s as a teen in high school, there was somebody who started there that would go around the store and mimic the signature sounds of all 3 of the stooges. when i asked him if it was the 3 stooges, he would specifically do this around me. grown man in his 30’s.
its amazing how he seems to forget that hes laughing at nothing, and hes just laughing purely for showing off the fake one he claims to have. he even has to take a breather and a sip of water after laughing for absolutely no reason
starting a small talk by asking the other person about their information is instantly a red flag and a bad move... if you wanna talk to someone just talk about your surroundings or how your day has been... asking someone you just met where they're from and how old are they is just weird and makes you look like a creep, don't ask that right away.
People like this are real unfortunately. I had a stalker who kept coming to my workplace, he found my social media, and he thought he was psychic - he was calling police about the disappearance/m**der of a toddler in a high profile case nearby. We’d met once over drinks, and he was just some random guy.
1:04:38 The thing is yes a lot of women end up having such fantasies but men like this always failed to mentioned why. A lot of victims of r@pe end up having fantasies either against their will, trauma responce, coping, etc. The reason why so many women have such fantasies is because they went through it and now they feel like thats either all they're for or beacuse they think replaying such thing will give them control over what happened. Men like this don't want to mention the why because they know it isn't just out of nowhere those fantasies appear. While it can be most cases isn't.
@@stickiedmin6508 i don't think it's true that the majority of women who have these fantasies are victims of that type or level of trauma. I've never seen such a statistic, I could be wrong, which is why I'd like to see such a statistic or study.
and even without trauma, i wouldnt think anyone with such a k1nk would want to ACTUALLY experience the real thing? theres setup scenarios like CNC where it mimicks, but i cant imagine wanting to experiencing the real deal just my opinion though, not my k1nk so im going off of guesses
So funny he brings up the dreams thing. Literally had a dream about my husband leaving me and Charlie swooping in like a knight in shining armor. Woke up to this montage.
@@nickb5371 More modern terms are associated but yeah, Greeks have been called effeminate as an edgy-joke / insult for millennium. By the Turkish, by the ancient Romans.. Maybe even the Persians, I'm not a historian.
16:23 isn’t it weird how habits work? She covered her mouth as if to hide a smile/shocked expression even though she was wearing a mask. Not related to anything but a fun little thing I noticed.
Sovereign citizens aren't inherently dangerous. Not all of them are part of the tiny fraction you see online. You should probably thank some of them for keeping the gov on their heels. Someone has to do it.
@ I’m not going to thank terrorists (yes, they’re classified as terrorists by the FBI). I’d much rather the government not have to waste their time on such idiots who have nothing better to do.
@@Mikeanglo noticed that, too lazy to edit. still, it's beyond what I thought an actual person would pull. I blame trumq and tiktok. Ppl gone find out a lot soon enough, about what works and what takes chunks outa yer ass
"Even if I don't have enough money, I want to spoil you." Ah yes, a boyfriend with neverending debt is just what I was looking for. As for pick-up line guy, while he totally nissed the mark and I don't assume he's a good person by any means, I can give him credit for a couple of things: 1. He used a generally calm voice with what sounded like a smile instead of being aggressive, and 2. He politely left after rejection instead of calling the women horrible names and causing a scene.
He doesn't get called out cuz he's not using a phone, he's recording with glasses. She asked what's the light & he said they're ray bans & it blinks when he sees a pretty girl. Pretty sure that's what he said
The second guy is shooting off questions and interactions like dialogue options in a Telltale game and she keeps shutting that shit down. 😂 I can just imagine the little prompts that'd appear above her like, ["Nicki" will remember that]
Don’t worry, everyone, the joker laughing guy’s laugh is so unbelievably perfect, he just made it into a one where we all would assume he’s weak at it. He’ll start his villain arc and get all the kitties. (Joke)
The one guy who was saying that the dad was stopping her from her free will is projecting that he thinks women dont. That they are controlled by the male. I would bet that he wouldnt let her have a say in anything if they were dating.
The first guy literally naming abusive qualities and somehow not realizing it, then making ridiculous kissy face poses after outing himself as an abuser is both hilarious and creepy at the same time.
Not hilarious. That scary shit overpowers all else.
Who is this host?
Yeah, Alan and his wife are both incredibly weird.
@@paulablack1863 he's a NOBODY.
the pick up line guy reminds me of a jamaican man that lived in a town near mine. whenever this guy saw men being creepy towards woman he woulds come up to the guy in an accent even thicker than what his actual accent normally was and start propositioning the man for gay sex. Dude was married with kids he just hated seeing young woman being harrassed and loved making the men uncomfortable.
Lol what a guy😂 a hero
1:32 "Bro I'm not even dating you and I'm ready to break up" THAT SHIT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK
🎯🥂
The laughing guy was hard to watch, like super hard to watch. I couldnt imagine not being able to skip forward through that shit lmao
it was not easy and also not worth it lol
Hope her manager listened to her when she finally asked to never share shifts with this dingus again..
I had second hand embarrassment. So cringe.
Had to pause the video 😕……terrible
Yeah, man just one second into it, I had to pause to take a walk in the room... and I keep pausing it and going to make sandwiches, or read something on Twitter, or just think about life... is so damn hard to watch....
The bad thing is there's men somewhere who would see the second one and think she's just being "stuck up" or "cold" but when you're at work you can't risk giving someone even a small amount of hope because there's a chance they will come back just to bother you. And it's probably not the first time it's ever happened to her
"Stuck up and cold", even tho she was insanely nice just entertaining his nonsense. No is a complete sentence and she is still very nice replying to his bs. I just wish she could've blatantly said "I'm not interested, please leave unless you want to browse the store". But we both know that would've given her an even worse reaction most likely... and that sucks Ahhs. Hell she might've even gotten in trouble with her work manager for being "unnecessarily rude to a customer" if she was unlucky manager wise. Even tho that is a perfectly good, polite reply.
@icecreamnoodles3742 yeah i don't personally think she was being that way, it's just that i have seen these types of reactions from men for about 40 years of life
U cant talk from experience big bertha😂✌️
It's not her reaction, it's the recording and uploading it and then putting "why do men?" In the caption. Why do men sometimes suck at trying to talk to women in public? Well probably because the women act like it's the biggest inconvenience EVER. I've done it a few times and it's worked out, but there were times where the woman was so rude that it was unnecessary. I was younger and more energetic and confident back then, but we as a society have taken a step towards being more anti-social, especially in the dating scene. Everyone complains about dating apps but shuts down all real life interaction.
@@godsrevolver9737 Recording and uploading the video is the problem. I don’t doubt she was uncomfortable, but her responses sounded like she was live streaming and talking to chat. She acted like a bully giving the weird kid attention.
I love how Charlie started posting compilations himself, to capitalize off the trend of people reloading his videos in compilations
i've noticed a lot of youtubers start doing this. i think it's moreso to capitalize on the whole vids to sleep to trend.
i mean hell, i would too, it's free watch time lol
Critikal Comps is the man tho! Helps me sleep 😴
18:45 "like why so serious" in the middle of laughing...? oh that was bad
Actually painful. Lol dude is probably autistic
my heart contracted and froze while i started convulsing on the floor watching that
@@godsrevolver9737I'm autistic and even I wouldn't embarrass myself that hard
had to pause it a total of 3 times just to get through it
i’m still at the start of this story and ohboy this comment alone made me cringe already
Oh boy the second one is so relatable. There’s nothing worse than being trapped at work and being harassed by someone who just doesn’t get the hint. And the worst part is you have to be nice to not lose your job. But if you’re nice you’ll give them hope and they just come back to bother you again 😭😭
i’m so grateful for my old coworkers i had one dude who was a big kinda intimidating dude and whenever people would be rude/creepy to the girls he would step in instead
i went on a coffee date with some guy once, then he decided to show up at my work the next day asking for me. as someone who was stalked in the past... the red flag was triggered
You're a mòron.
@@pomswifiSo did you sùxkhispenis like he wanted you to?
@@canadianmultifanThe youwentfullretąrd was triggered.
Charlie leaning into the mic whispering “You f#ckin Harpy.” Got me good 🤣
Bro guys let’s make #ckin a new trend for no reason!
Edit: it already sort of is 😅
@@tiimcowboi i had to bleach my nutsack after reading this
thanks dehya
@@FlameMane-lr8kk he's not funny.
@@tiimcowboi he's pretty 🤢
first bro doing face poses like hes fuckin zoolander
There’s blue steel, then there’s orange plastic
I think he is wearing makeup
@@CrispyBoss-ud3ve😂
@@CrispyBoss-ud3ve??
That made me choke on my tea lol
That joker one HURT me. 😬😬😬😬 Jesus
No fr tf is bro laughing for 😭😭🙏🙏
It’s said that the second guy still resides in the store to this day, looking for his Kent queen
I love how straight up the older officer is about the situation. Telling the officer about how he chased her and women like that.
“No they don’t”
The laughing guy just made me puke.
Same I couldn't watch it
had to skip over it
Currently gritting my teeth through it
It was embarrassing to watch, didn't barf though.
The worst part is that it's a complete overreaction
I work at Hilton as a housekeeper, they do background checks, thorough ones- and I'm just a housekeeper. There's no way they didn't background check the toe guy.
I'm not even exaggerating I've never cringed so hard at a video in my life. I'm surprised I made it through. Charlie's hilarious sarcasm was spot on.
I started HOWLING when he said “it sounds like trash can lids banging together and someone getting murdered in an alley way for the vocals” then proceeded to play a clip and it sounded EXACTLY like that 🤣🤣 “soundtrack to a slaughter house” bro 😭🤣👏🏻
The “here’s how it’s gonna go down.. if i don’t get a call back by-“ sounded so threatening, if I was the one getting that it would’ve freaked me out
17:30 she’s not laughing with you she’s laughing at you
The problem is you think he cares.
@@ChrisHamberg-ok2czwhat
The guy with the officers is actually terrifying. I really hope she got a restraining order, he will not leave her alone. Talking about her as property and thinking that she owes him anything.
Why is he making weird faces to the camera when he’s not speaking? Is he just posing or checking himself out?
He went to jail a few hours after he posted that video.
@ Thank you for updating, good to hear
when i worked at mcdonald’s as a teen in high school, there was somebody who started there that would go around the store and mimic the signature sounds of all 3 of the stooges. when i asked him if it was the 3 stooges, he would specifically do this around me. grown man in his 30’s.
16:22 the way my entire body just recoiled and convulsed.
the pickup lines don't work guy ALMOST. ALMOST had jasmine. she was so flattered. and then he said just kidding. x_x
The best results usually come from complimenting something about her. "I like what you did with your hair" breaks the ice and is way less weird. Lol
The joker laugh guy 😂😂😂 i would have told him the truth
“Bro you sound like you’re having a psychotic breakdown, and, no, *not* in a way that makes you sound like the Joker.”
@arizonadawn3094 exactly
Well she told him to get to work though. 😂
It's like, why so serious? HAHAAHHA HAAAAA
its amazing how he seems to forget that hes laughing at nothing, and hes just laughing purely for showing off the fake one he claims to have. he even has to take a breather and a sip of water after laughing for absolutely no reason
Every woman you know has been approached by a guy just like these guys
i havent?? prolly cuz i look like a dude lmao
"nice guy" is never a good sign.
starting a small talk by asking the other person about their information is instantly a red flag and a bad move...
if you wanna talk to someone just talk about your surroundings or how your day has been... asking someone you just met where they're from and how old are they is just weird and makes you look like a creep, don't ask that right away.
Or you're a dòuchebagbro
Omg the laughing guy gives me such an ick. Every single time he opened his mouth, I fought the cringe. I kept scooting away from my phone
This gives me so much secondhand embarrassment that I don't know if I can make it through before charlie pops up again to drag me back to reality
i’m just dying that he thought kent was a part of cleveland it’s like an hour😂
literally 😭 like nowhere near
Charlie ripping his shirt off and pimp walking through the rain 🕺🕺💦 😂
People like this are real unfortunately.
I had a stalker who kept coming to my workplace, he found my social media, and he thought he was psychic - he was calling police about the disappearance/m**der of a toddler in a high profile case nearby.
We’d met once over drinks, and he was just some random guy.
I nearly ended up dating a girl who thought she could swap bodies with her pet spider . . .
“So anyway I blocked him…”
Love it ❤
1:04:38 The thing is yes a lot of women end up having such fantasies but men like this always failed to mentioned why. A lot of victims of r@pe end up having fantasies either against their will, trauma responce, coping, etc. The reason why so many women have such fantasies is because they went through it and now they feel like thats either all they're for or beacuse they think replaying such thing will give them control over what happened.
Men like this don't want to mention the why because they know it isn't just out of nowhere those fantasies appear. While it can be most cases isn't.
Citation needed
@@A_Stereotypical_Heretic
You don't think that's true? Why not?
@@stickiedmin6508 i don't think it's true that the majority of women who have these fantasies are victims of that type or level of trauma. I've never seen such a statistic, I could be wrong, which is why I'd like to see such a statistic or study.
and even without trauma, i wouldnt think anyone with such a k1nk would want to ACTUALLY experience the real thing? theres setup scenarios like CNC where it mimicks, but i cant imagine wanting to experiencing the real deal
just my opinion though, not my k1nk so im going off of guesses
I love this montage of your background evolution.
as soon as the twitter guy’s song started playing my parrots became completely enraged and would not stop screaming until i muted the video
So funny he brings up the dreams thing. Literally had a dream about my husband leaving me and Charlie swooping in like a knight in shining armor. Woke up to this montage.
😅🤣😂
6:26 I had a girl do this to me when I worked at journeys and it genuinely made me feel so good shout out to her she didn’t need to run away
creep: my laugh sounds like the joker
me: my colt sounds like a .45
"I'm Greek" is a mediocre gay singles scene line
What does it mean? Like in the ancient terms of their sexuality being male centric or something totally different?
@@nickb5371i guess
@@nickb5371
More modern terms are associated but yeah, Greeks have been called effeminate as an edgy-joke / insult for millennium. By the Turkish, by the ancient Romans.. Maybe even the Persians, I'm not a historian.
I'm sorry, but that's pretty good! 😂😂
@@willyb7353add the Carthaginians, Epirates, Macedonians and many many more.
3:38 yo why this kinda ….
🙁
true
🤨📸
@ I said what I said 🙂↕️
speak ur truth❣️
1:00:47 bro sounds like he’s raging on a COD match 🤣
1:00:42 he used Hawaiian goddess’s as his album cover 😭 (look up pele and namaka)
26:42 he looks like fuckin' Corey Feldman and Tommy Wiseau had a baby together...
Greatest RUclipsr at making the best insults so effortlessly
That dimitri guy reminds me of a vampire from underworld
"the way you pointed, your're def my type"
i cant anymore
I’m pretty sure if the man yelled that I was beautiful and then ran out of the store!! it would make me have a really good day 😂😂😂
That pick up line guy,why do they all sound like that? It’s like there’s an incel accent
Most are middle eastern
The development of Critikals is insane
Aright this got hard to watch right around the 4:20 mark
That first guy is always in a basement because that’s where he’d keep you.
16:23 isn’t it weird how habits work? She covered her mouth as if to hide a smile/shocked expression even though she was wearing a mask. Not related to anything but a fun little thing I noticed.
Laughing guy made me uncomfortable just watching it wtf 😭🤣
Dead ass dude, my name is James Sears. Hearing Charlie say my full name is wild lol.
Mr. Sears himself😱
59:52 That guy’s also a sovcit. This is why sovcits are dangerous.
Sovcit?
@@Basebidet0 sovereign citizen
@@Tyler-hk4wo ahh so complete lunacy
Sovereign citizens aren't inherently dangerous. Not all of them are part of the tiny fraction you see online. You should probably thank some of them for keeping the gov on their heels. Someone has to do it.
@ I’m not going to thank terrorists (yes, they’re classified as terrorists by the FBI). I’d much rather the government not have to waste their time on such idiots who have nothing better to do.
There's a good episode of 'Lucifer' that Dimitri got his approach from. Hilarious!
Sears has been up to this stuff since before 2016 when Lucifer first aired. So maybe Lucifer stole the approach from him. 😅
@@Mikeanglo noticed that, too lazy to edit. still, it's beyond what I thought an actual person would pull. I blame trumq and tiktok. Ppl gone find out a lot soon enough, about what works and what takes chunks outa yer ass
@@macswanton9622what does trump have to do with Dimitri’s pickup style at all 😭 holy shit you’re weird
I love when Charlie tells us his own embarrassing stories 😂 it makes me feel better about my own 😂❤
Think I peed a little. Love you Charlie, big hugs from Canada.
I absolutely hate that zoom in zoom out on tiktok. Cant even keep a camera still because of brain rot
The herd mentality is a real epidemic amongst these types.
"It could be worse... He could be addicted to ketamine"
Brooo my feels - that's literally me 😰😭
I was not prepared for this level of funny. I almost choked on my coffee ☕
if Charlie was born in Mexico, his name would be Charlos Blanco
@15:00 Just be glad you came along before cell phone video
and after streaking which was my college arc
D'mitri the Lover sounds like an 80s dating video. Then he really did sound like a Die Hard character there with the timed threats.
second hand cringe is real and it hurts
I love that you can be so real about the weird shit you used to do...I still cringe about ways I embarrassed myself when I was 10 😅
Don't cringe about it - use it. Turn it all into funny stories you can tell about yourself. Own it, take control of it and make it work for you.
First guy is definitely still living in Mommy's basement, that's a basement ceiling. She should seal the basement door shut
It's "protective" to cut her off from everyone else? What?
Been through this, it was exhausting. I couldn't take having absolutely no space
"Even if I don't have enough money, I want to spoil you."
Ah yes, a boyfriend with neverending debt is just what I was looking for.
As for pick-up line guy, while he totally nissed the mark and I don't assume he's a good person by any means, I can give him credit for a couple of things:
1. He used a generally calm voice with what sounded like a smile instead of being aggressive, and
2. He politely left after rejection instead of calling the women horrible names and causing a scene.
When you said to just imagine what that “pick up artist” looks like I imagined “Spaget” lmao- I don’t think that was too way off 😂
That Joker laugh guy...I just don't have the patience for that shit, I would have told him to shut up and leave me alone on my damn break.
1:09:49 I just don’t get how people say stuff like this and still sees nothing wrong with it nor see things from a different perspective
The joker laugh guy made my skin crawl
Humble bragging is one of the most cringe things I know. And grossly, it often seems to work😒
You should play Sting's "stalker" song as the background music.
It’s the Howard Wollowitz pick-up strategy just talk to 100 woman and 1 is bound to say yes.
in the hot topic clip, 5 seconds into that interaction if I was him I would have hauled ass out of there
The first guy is setting himself up
for a massive, ugly scandal…😂😂😂
most desperate man made me laugh especially when the A.I. song started playing
He doesn't get called out cuz he's not using a phone, he's recording with glasses. She asked what's the light & he said they're ray bans & it blinks when he sees a pretty girl. Pretty sure that's what he said
The first point (relationships aren’t great because they have no problems etc.) is actually solid advice.
I kept waiting for him to say " Dimitri is getting upset!!"
Demeitre isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Demeitre
On the upside I didn’t know someone made a cover of don’t worry be happy.
Good to know.
1:09:05 Oh, she has come to terms... She is simply not interested in u. She doesn't like u... Much like every other woman around u. Creepy vibes.
I had a guy I had to cut off as a friend once because he would do the joker laugh and smack constantly. Amongst other super creepy things. 😢
Stay away from weirdos like that. Being that into the joker is a major red flag.
I can't help but feel bad for the joker guy, im sure he'll figure it out soon
The second guy is shooting off questions and interactions like dialogue options in a Telltale game and she keeps shutting that shit down. 😂
I can just imagine the little prompts that'd appear above her like, ["Nicki" will remember that]
No more Mr. Nice guy
2:12 saved a ballon and popped that collar 😂
My man said "sodden panties" at least twice in this video
As much as I love them, it is an unusual thing to repeatedly say lol
Don’t worry, everyone, the joker laughing guy’s laugh is so unbelievably perfect, he just made it into a one where we all would assume he’s weak at it. He’ll start his villain arc and get all the kitties. (Joke)
The one guy who was saying that the dad was stopping her from her free will is projecting that he thinks women dont. That they are controlled by the male. I would bet that he wouldnt let her have a say in anything if they were dating.
28:00 bro sounds like a Reddit mod
the mfirst 30 mseconds of charlie being a fuck boi was life changing
That guy in the hot topic talking to the blonde girl and the joker guy were the definition of cringe lmfao 😂
Do parents realize these creeps are everywhere online and use tik tik to je!? Off?
The joker one got me