Yeah, that’s straight up sexual assault, I like Charlie but it was pretty uncomfortable to hear about a guy being SA’d treated so lightheartedly and flippantly as just another goofy video topic.
Ok so I was born and raised in a farming town in Wisconsin, moved down to the Panhandle of Florida to move in with my fiance and not even two days after I moved down I saw a man flip his truck end over end and get out of it with no shoes on saying 'that shit was crazy, did you see that?', the next week I saw a man on the ground with five cops holding him at gun point and i was just like "Damn, the Florida man stories are real."
"they're putting fake people on planes" My brother in Christ, Air Marshals have existed since 1962 and they are regularly onboard flights posing as passengers to keep you safe.
Props to the passengers of that flight who dogpiled that man. It was during takeoff so idk how detrimental it would be to open the door at that point (by which I mean idk how far off the ground they already were) but props to them for immediately recognizing that they cannot let that happen
The problem is that, even at takeoff speeds, it’s going to form a vacuum. Try sticking your hand out of your car window at 60. Now imagine that at 300mph. Not to mention that if the pilot didn’t know or, god forbid, they were already off the ground then it would’ve been a multiple casualty accident.
Truth is, Florida doesn’t necessarily have more odd legal instances than any other state. It’s their extremely loose laws regarding releasing information to the press that make it seem like it’s a crazy state because the news has access to and publishes these stories constantly so their news is much more interesting and strange than other states. 😂
The one at 32:55 is so baffling to me, because even if you wanted to cut in line, which you shouldn't because it's a rude thing to do, why would cut in line at Soarin' of all rides at Epcot?
27:00 I had a neighbor who had a newborn baby in an apartment below me once. The random hours crying was an issue - for a day or two, although I never blamed the mother or child, of course. Before I went to sleep I turned on a fan, which drowned out any crying. Problem fixed - and I wasn't in a PhD program.
She literally already said they "were not real" why would she have to do a secret hand signal to begin with when she was screaming everything she was thinking after a few percs and a glass of wine?
In good old England I was taking pictures of an old dried up chalk quarry and this Karen thought I was smoking weed because I had a little case on me (it was a small cloth to clean my lense)
Gonna take that one Twitter reaction image of the guy sitting cutely, and draw a green hoodie on him with the caption "Me sitting in a plane cutely while getting accused of being a demon"
Dude took Dark Souls advice of "hug the butt" a bit to far... Also, possession of controlled substance and stalking??? he should be charged with chemical warfare, guy was slowly poisoning them
I've been all wrong about this guy I thought he was spraying dangerous chemicals under the door trying to kill them Bro was just trying to get everyone high 😂😂
Once when I was delivering mail, one of my fellow distributors got sick and I volunteered to take his route that week to earn some extra cash. It was only a few miles away from my own route, but I wasn't familiar with that area at all. I walked up to one of the houses and started going through my bag, 'cause I was sure I had a delivery for that place. Turns out I was at the wrong house. An old couple came out and started asking me what I was doing (apparently they saw me on the door cam or something, and I understand it must have looked weird to see a stranger rummaging through a bag on your doorstep when you aren't expecting a delivery). If this had been in another place, I could probably have gotten shot that day, it's so scary to think about!
Bruh, it feels that i won the jackpot, 1 hour of content i never saw? I feel like a winner, i mean I didn’t won something huge, but i won more than Concords developers
If that dude can make hydrocodone with chemistry, how tf is he living in an apartment. If he has that rotten of a soul, he is putting his effort in the wrong place.
2:56 o yeah ain't no way to win a street fight if you don't, sparing with friends is fun but when it comes to keeping yourself safe as long as it's cool legally it's ok trust me my uncle is Nintendo's lawyer
I dont know about milk, but I've known about meat fences in my hometown since covid. It's more common than you'd think since the food prices skyrocketed. Homeless people steal it, give it to a fence for a small amount, and then it gets sold to other people. Obviously, other stuff is a priority, but I've known of a few that sell meat on the side.
I wouldnt say they were extras in Stranger Things, id say they were extras in a beach party scene in American Pie or Road Trip or American Pie 2..... 3 ..........4 ........etc.. Its like they modelled their image after a DJ at the American Pie party and thought 'yo, he is awesome! lets drop loads into beer cups!'
life sucks thats why ppl are on edge, and everybody sees the worst in people and tbh thats just fair, people never dissapoint. we have so little to enjoy in life and if that little thing its taken away it becomes a huge issue. lets remember Ross from friends and his sandwitch.
The price has to be worthwhile so how many gallons of milk are in a carton? Honestly if the price of groceries keeps getting out of control there may be more and more of a market for groceries falling off the back of a truck.
About that last story about the fishing in private property. Not to defend the old man here but there are cases where people start recording only AFTER they've pissed someone off or did something bad so that they can make the other guy look and bad to the media. There's a chance that that old man did ask them nicely to leave the property where they fished but they didn't listen and possibly made remarks to piss the guy off and when he finally snapped which he shouldn't have they then started recording. I am onboard with just letting it go if it's just kids innocently fishing just leave it be, but what if they were littering too? How could we know if we only get the perspective of the kids recording? Still it was very outrageous for the old man to destroy the kid's fishing rod but again we don't know what happened before the recording.
45:25 I know no one will read this but when i was growing up (i'm 27 now) the next door neighbors to my childhood home in wisconsin had a huge backyard and a whole ass basketball court in their yard and they actually liked when neighborhood kids used it because their own kids had grown up and moved out so they were glad to still get some use out of that basketball court they had put in. None of this "YoUr'Re On PrIvAtE pRoPeRtY" bullshit. fuckin just make that spot a community place for kids to go fishing and actually improve your community and get kids outside!
49:30 He is being a horrible adult and person but I somewhat agree with him. These kids are on private property and instead of going away like he has asked 10+ times, they called the cops and starts recording the situation. These kids shouldn't be fishing there in the first place, I have no idea what the context is behind this but the old mans reaction makes sense if It's his pond, since they're basically fishing HIS fish in that case.
Reptilians, huh, like that old show "V". Reminds me of Fallout 4 actually, where synths were replacing wastelanders. These conspiracy folks need more fresh air.
The hoa guy was trying to scare them away before they'd be able to report him to the police. They made it clear that they were waiting for police. He knew
just to add for the worst neighbor ever story, the reason why the dad came up with putting a camera around their front door is because he began to notice the smell is strongest at the door.
It has been confirmed. Charles would fingerblast someone's crusty starfish if it meant saving puppies from an oncoming vehicle. Maybe the scene is so visceral for the driver who is barreling towards those puppies that he gets confused and does a crazy drift and spin out upon hearing the shrill, yet dulcet tones of someone being shown "Uncle Ray-Ray's" game, completely avoiding the puppies and the only victim is a soiled digit and stained dreams for Charles.
The old people were obviously acting unnecessarily absurd, but it's a little concerning that you make so absolute light possible trespassing just because you assume that the trespassers couldn't be lying about their intent.... There's tons and tons and tons of home invasion style robberies that are committed after extensive bouts of surveying and scouting the area with seemingly innocuous activities
I want to know how people are throwing out nerd as an insult when every f****** buddy is a nerd now you know what a nerd is somebody uses a f****** computer well guess what everybody you have a computer in your pocket
Charlie addressing the moist Charlie clips audience feels like a 4th wall break
This is his other channel
@@veeeenaaaa yeah but it still seems weird, like he made this video specifically for a channel dedicated to clips of actual videos
@@veeeenaaaanice to know btw. Sup then. I’m always not sure with all this pop up accs
@@veeeenaaaa I thought it was a fan account T-T
@@veeeenaaaano. The other channel is his other channel
Finger blasting the fartbox is an interesting combat strategy
It worked for Andre the Giant
If it's glowing, it's a weak spot.
That first story sounds like sexual assault
It *IS* sexual assault.
Ya, i usually stay away from saying "if it was a woman" bit but seriously it would be on national news and no one would be laughing about it.
@@KnockedupNout sexual battery technically
@@UselessMagnetfr
Yeah, that’s straight up sexual assault, I like Charlie but it was pretty uncomfortable to hear about a guy being SA’d treated so lightheartedly and flippantly as just another goofy video topic.
The finger in the ass is actually used to stop dogs when they are fighting lol
Trueeee
what?
@@wolfetteplays8894 Ah, yes. Common knowledge to use your tongue though 'cause nobody wants to get their fingers dirty.
wha??? i thought youd have to grab their scruff
@@rathersleepthanstayawakezzzthat’s not gonna do shit if dogs are fighting. its also not a very bright idea to reach for a dogs head in a fight 💀
I thought i would get a fire nap from this but the first story dashed my hopes
Lol!!
Let’s nap together!
Ok so I was born and raised in a farming town in Wisconsin, moved down to the Panhandle of Florida to move in with my fiance and not even two days after I moved down I saw a man flip his truck end over end and get out of it with no shoes on saying 'that shit was crazy, did you see that?', the next week I saw a man on the ground with five cops holding him at gun point and i was just like "Damn, the Florida man stories are real."
"they're putting fake people on planes"
My brother in Christ, Air Marshals have existed since 1962 and they are regularly onboard flights posing as passengers to keep you safe.
Well Air Marshals are still real people even when their "undercover"
they're still not fake lol
😂 who the fuck taught that guy how to fight? P Diddy?
are you even english??
@@deVa-iu2fvyou clearly are the idjit
@@Geoffthegayrobotroomatena you can’t be real 😭😭😭
💀
@@deVa-iu2fvthat mother fucker is NOT real 😭🤣
Props to the passengers of that flight who dogpiled that man. It was during takeoff so idk how detrimental it would be to open the door at that point (by which I mean idk how far off the ground they already were) but props to them for immediately recognizing that they cannot let that happen
The problem is that, even at takeoff speeds, it’s going to form a vacuum. Try sticking your hand out of your car window at 60. Now imagine that at 300mph. Not to mention that if the pilot didn’t know or, god forbid, they were already off the ground then it would’ve been a multiple casualty accident.
I bet money he smelled his finger after 😂
☠☠
An all-around broom sniff, too.
lickin his fingers after a good meal 😭
That's more nasty than sticking it up some of his ass while they're f****** in a fight
dawg
Truth is, Florida doesn’t necessarily have more odd legal instances than any other state. It’s their extremely loose laws regarding releasing information to the press that make it seem like it’s a crazy state because the news has access to and publishes these stories constantly so their news is much more interesting and strange than other states. 😂
42:32 "i make money" no you dont. Thats daddys money.
Charlie: i sense ten puppies in danger! I MUST HURT A BOOTY 😂
i wish i was the guy in the first one
dawg
Dawg
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I feel bad for the plane lady. Poor woman was probably just experiencing some kind of psychosis episode and now tiktokers are seeing her as an oracle
right!! so much for an "open minded" generation....
Agreed
The one at 32:55 is so baffling to me, because even if you wanted to cut in line, which you shouldn't because it's a rude thing to do, why would cut in line at Soarin' of all rides at Epcot?
The world would be a sad and boring place if it wasn't for the US to exist.
It would also be much more peaceful lol
Whats the context for this comment😭
@@N0M0R3K4Y0 The entire video 😂
I beg to differ. Check South Africa out my guy😂, y'all just wild but we? That's our lifestyle
@@rake_47are you saying South Africa is one big Florida? 😂 Some of us are normal you know.
The dude who was being yelled at by the crazy plane lady, should have responded with:
"Shhh, dont blow my cover"
That would have been legendary! 🤣🤣
wooo yeah baby this is what I’ve been waiting for! this is what it’s all about wooahhhoooo!
27:00 I had a neighbor who had a newborn baby in an apartment below me once. The random hours crying was an issue - for a day or two, although I never blamed the mother or child, of course. Before I went to sleep I turned on a fan, which drowned out any crying.
Problem fixed - and I wasn't in a PhD program.
She literally already said they "were not real" why would she have to do a secret hand signal to begin with when she was screaming everything she was thinking after a few percs and a glass of wine?
a charlie compilation is honestly a top 1 anxiety medication. this bearded man helps so much ❤️
Same. At least I can laugh through my insomnia
In good old England I was taking pictures of an old dried up chalk quarry and this Karen thought I was smoking weed because I had a little case on me (it was a small cloth to clean my lense)
If it was me she would be right
Love these comps ❤
Gonna take that one Twitter reaction image of the guy sitting cutely, and draw a green hoodie on him with the caption "Me sitting in a plane cutely while getting accused of being a demon"
Dude took Dark Souls advice of "hug the butt" a bit to far...
Also, possession of controlled substance and stalking??? he should be charged with chemical warfare, guy was slowly poisoning them
Here before the Milton hurricane hope you and yours get to safety or stay safe
honestly huge charles i love your official compilations
Charlie saying “thug shaker” was not something I expected to hear today 😂
27:21 Damn Broly out here living his worst life fr
Clearly never seen someone with some racks doing the thug shaker, that stuff claps louder than gunshots
Man was just raw dogging the flight, what’s wrong with that lol
Brokeback fight club
Where can I find the first video?
dawg 😭😭🖐️
52:42 That's why man invented the wall/fence.
Once you tell a Karen you're gonna call the police 1st they get all choked up and confused..
I've been all wrong about this guy I thought he was spraying dangerous chemicals under the door trying to kill them Bro was just trying to get everyone high 😂😂
The HOA president thinks his land is the town in footloose but instead of dancing, fishing is banned
I'm trying to find the first video, lots of embarrassing searches. Any one know the link?
Just search up man getting ass fingered in public
What is the context for the first one?
yaeh
The "lack of power" rangers had me dying on the floor I CANT 😭
Once when I was delivering mail, one of my fellow distributors got sick and I volunteered to take his route that week to earn some extra cash. It was only a few miles away from my own route, but I wasn't familiar with that area at all. I walked up to one of the houses and started going through my bag, 'cause I was sure I had a delivery for that place. Turns out I was at the wrong house. An old couple came out and started asking me what I was doing (apparently they saw me on the door cam or something, and I understand it must have looked weird to see a stranger rummaging through a bag on your doorstep when you aren't expecting a delivery). If this had been in another place, I could probably have gotten shot that day, it's so scary to think about!
3:00 “George fights dirty” Charlie acting like George Costanza from Seinfeld 😂
He knows we exist. Terrifying..
Bruh, it feels that i won the jackpot, 1 hour of content i never saw? I feel like a winner, i mean I didn’t won something huge, but i won more than Concords developers
If that dude can make hydrocodone with chemistry, how tf is he living in an apartment. If he has that rotten of a soul, he is putting his effort in the wrong place.
2:56 o yeah ain't no way to win a street fight if you don't, sparing with friends is fun but when it comes to keeping yourself safe as long as it's cool legally it's ok trust me my uncle is Nintendo's lawyer
What is the link for the first one "Disgusting Move"
I dont know about milk, but I've known about meat fences in my hometown since covid. It's more common than you'd think since the food prices skyrocketed. Homeless people steal it, give it to a fence for a small amount, and then it gets sold to other people. Obviously, other stuff is a priority, but I've known of a few that sell meat on the side.
charlie laughing at video evidence of sexual assault was definitely a choice
The lady on the plane would make you a bit suspicious if you have ever read Variant and Feedback by Robison Wells 😂
where can i find the first video
fr sounds hilarious
I was listening to this while gaming and I had to actually pause and set my controller down I was laughing so hard
I wouldnt say they were extras in Stranger Things, id say they were extras in a beach party scene in American Pie or Road Trip or American Pie 2..... 3 ..........4 ........etc..
Its like they modelled their image after a DJ at the American Pie party and thought 'yo, he is awesome! lets drop loads into beer cups!'
life sucks thats why ppl are on edge, and everybody sees the worst in people and tbh thats just fair, people never dissapoint. we have so little to enjoy in life and if that little thing its taken away it becomes a huge issue. lets remember Ross from friends and his sandwitch.
the fake football player is earth shatteringly cringe
33:47 This is interesting but can we all pause for a minute and think about all that started cuz of cutting in line?
It’s a new batman villain The Butt Tickler.
How you feel about Florida is how I feel about Maryland lmao
The price has to be worthwhile so how many gallons of milk are in a carton? Honestly if the price of groceries keeps getting out of control there may be more and more of a market for groceries falling off the back of a truck.
The second he showed a single frame of the fight I knew instantly what he was talking about.
What video is it? My gf and I were dying listening to charlie talk about it but we wanna see it for ourselves
About that last story about the fishing in private property. Not to defend the old man here but there are cases where people start recording only AFTER they've pissed someone off or did something bad so that they can make the other guy look and bad to the media. There's a chance that that old man did ask them nicely to leave the property where they fished but they didn't listen and possibly made remarks to piss the guy off and when he finally snapped which he shouldn't have they then started recording. I am onboard with just letting it go if it's just kids innocently fishing just leave it be, but what if they were littering too? How could we know if we only get the perspective of the kids recording? Still it was very outrageous for the old man to destroy the kid's fishing rod but again we don't know what happened before the recording.
45:25 I know no one will read this but when i was growing up (i'm 27 now) the next door neighbors to my childhood home in wisconsin had a huge backyard and a whole ass basketball court in their yard and they actually liked when neighborhood kids used it because their own kids had grown up and moved out so they were glad to still get some use out of that basketball court they had put in. None of this "YoUr'Re On PrIvAtE pRoPeRtY" bullshit. fuckin just make that spot a community place for kids to go fishing and actually improve your community and get kids outside!
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Did Charlie actually call-out this channel or was that a coincidence?
I think that first vid was is a moist charlie clip exclusive since i never seen it before
It is his offical channel
@@Y.T.STachi correct. I watched for a while then he namedropped on his main he ran this one.
Was shocking i thought it was a fan account
ITS AN OFFICIAL CHANNEL?
*W H A T?*
@@maritofuentes4690 Yea he mentioned it before on stream
49:30 He is being a horrible adult and person but I somewhat agree with him. These kids are on private property and instead of going away like he has asked 10+ times, they called the cops and starts recording the situation. These kids shouldn't be fishing there in the first place, I have no idea what the context is behind this but the old mans reaction makes sense if It's his pond, since they're basically fishing HIS fish in that case.
Btw, it wasn’t his pond. Kids SHOULD be going outside just being kids. They were on public property
@@Localtrash1 If it was allowed to fish there then yes
My friend used to tell me, “don’t fight fair, fight to win.”
but like what was the point of stealing all of that milk
to sell it i guess
25:20 ngl he just describes how the rest of the world looks at america as a whole not just Florida or Tampa.
Whole new meaning of turn the other cheek 😂
2nd channel video nice
I needa see that video
Reptilians, huh, like that old show "V". Reminds me of Fallout 4 actually, where synths were replacing wastelanders. These conspiracy folks need more fresh air.
The last guy gives off strong PE teacher energy
I read that horribly wrong and thought you were talking about the first one, my mistake 😭
@@skykitten8954 That wouldn't be a fun class..
Greenville is most definitely real lol
The hoa guy was trying to scare them away before they'd be able to report him to the police. They made it clear that they were waiting for police. He knew
Dude really used Thousand Years of Pain Jutsu ☝️
17:16 BYE😂
Dude looks like the 3rd long lost tren twin
Florida is gonna be the real Water World. Just need Kevin Costner to move there and you good to go.
just to add for the worst neighbor ever story, the reason why the dad came up with putting a camera around their front door is because he began to notice the smell is strongest at the door.
You could upload paint drying and id throw it on
43:33 goo goo me
Doesn’t know what a milk cart is haha. I buy them for chicken nesting boxes off Craigslist and whatnot
It was less than twenty years
a carton of milk is 4. so its a good deal!
Knock knocking on heaven...... WAIT!
First fight went from assailt to sexual assault
It has been confirmed. Charles would fingerblast someone's crusty starfish if it meant saving puppies from an oncoming vehicle. Maybe the scene is so visceral for the driver who is barreling towards those puppies that he gets confused and does a crazy drift and spin out upon hearing the shrill, yet dulcet tones of someone being shown "Uncle Ray-Ray's" game, completely avoiding the puppies and the only victim is a soiled digit and stained dreams for Charles.
The old people were obviously acting unnecessarily absurd, but it's a little concerning that you make so absolute light possible trespassing just because you assume that the trespassers couldn't be lying about their intent....
There's tons and tons and tons of home invasion style robberies that are committed after extensive bouts of surveying and scouting the area with seemingly innocuous activities
Bro naaaah just looked up the video Charlie talked abbaut and bro that dude was fist deep in them ass checks💀
Great 👍🏻 video nice 👍🏻 hype!!!!!!!!!!!
May I humbly mention how full and lush Charlie's mane of lovely locks looks tonight? Fierce!
Green hoodie guy might be kwite
im kinda curious about the crazy drunk plane lady, did she make shit tons of money off of stupid people or what?
2:08, One Fear.
3:57
I found the pants vid through reddit. So weird.
best here
I KNOW THE WOMAN THAT WAS AT DISNEY. SHE THREW UP THE MIDDLE FINGER AND ECT SHE WAS DRUNK. OMFGGGGG.
My humor is fucking ass😂😂😂😂
I want to know how people are throwing out nerd as an insult when every f****** buddy is a nerd now you know what a nerd is somebody uses a f****** computer well guess what everybody you have a computer in your pocket
Bro was def called a nerd