Why I divorced my wife.

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @seasonedveteran3517
    @seasonedveteran3517 Год назад +21719

    I called my son and said, "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-five years of misery is enough!" My son said, "Dad, what are you talking about? Have you lost your mind?"
    I said, “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer. I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this! Call your sister and tell her." Then I hung up the phone.
    Shocked and worried, my son called and told his sister. She said, "Like hell they are!" She called me and said, "You are not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, do not call a lawyer or file any papers. DO YOU HEAR ME!?", and hung up the phone.
    I turned to my wife and said, "Honey, they’re both coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own airfare!"

  • @brootal4234
    @brootal4234 Год назад +254

    Bruh, his delivery made me think he was serious at first. He’s good

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples 6 месяцев назад +1064

    1) Confusion
    2) Confusion
    3) Oh my god
    4) 10/10

    • @DavidSweety
      @DavidSweety 4 месяца назад +5

      Thanks you *MATYLA SPELL* on RUclips for bringing back my ex lover ❤

    • @ZoneZero-sm9jv
      @ZoneZero-sm9jv 3 месяца назад +5

      Not too bright are ya?

    • @DivineRedwood
      @DivineRedwood 3 месяца назад +17

      1. Who Ray? = Hooray!
      2. Why July? = Why'd you lie.
      3. Pronounce has 2+ definitions, he's misinterpreting it as pronunciation of words.
      *These are ALL dad jokes delivered in a serious tone which makes it even more difficult to see the joke.

    • @cody1212143
      @cody1212143 Месяц назад

      Still confused and annoyed i dont get the joke...

  • @SoulanaaBeautyy
    @SoulanaaBeautyy 10 месяцев назад +1798

    It took me ENTIRELY too long to realize this was satire 😭😭😭

    • @emilio_s6735
      @emilio_s6735 9 месяцев назад +11

      What is a satire?

    • @maxwilliam1063
      @maxwilliam1063 8 месяцев назад +51

      @@emilio_s6735 Basically something that sounds real but it's actually like a joke for humor purposes!

    • @blackfemaleint
      @blackfemaleint 8 месяцев назад +3

      Lol

    • @suefleming
      @suefleming 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @asilah3164
      @asilah3164 7 месяцев назад +2

      Perfect delivery! 😅😅😅

  • @bonitaknierim8677
    @bonitaknierim8677 Год назад +5383

    DID NOT REALIZE THIS WAS A JOKE AT FIRST. HAD TO LISTEN TO IT TWICE. GREAT DELIVERY.

    • @yasukesupreme
      @yasukesupreme Год назад +99

      I caught all the other ones except for the "who ray" (hooray) part I had to hear that part😂😂😂

    • @TriceTyme
      @TriceTyme Год назад +17

      Same 😂

    • @lorer1488
      @lorer1488 Год назад +10

      Oh, thanks. Esa no la habría sacado nunca xd
      Y me diste la idea de solo escuchar lo que decía, entonces pude entender lo demás 😁

    • @teorror8729
      @teorror8729 Год назад +17

      You and me both. This was very well done and I truly hope it's his original bit. If it's joke theft, then shame him straight to hell. If it's his, 9/10 for corny dad jokes 👏🏼👏🏼

    • @AfrilishAliceRN
      @AfrilishAliceRN Год назад +16

      I was about to call it mental illness. I'm a nurse but guess I'm slow. 😅😂 🐌🐌🐌🐌

  • @RC-xl8se
    @RC-xl8se Год назад +877

    I see a dad jokes professional here

  • @_im_THAT_band_kid_
    @_im_THAT_band_kid_ Год назад +2612

    Who, ray? = Hooray!
    Why July? = Why did ya lie?
    these went RIGHT over my head.

  • @kuroknight5103
    @kuroknight5103 Год назад +515

    Ok, but some people are really this dumb...
    My dad said "I need to go by the store on the way home"
    and I replied, "You can afford to buy a store???"
    It keeps me up at night.
    Thankfully my husband is very patient with me 😅

    • @abeth217
      @abeth217 7 месяцев назад +5

      Good one! 😂

    • @siraphatdao-cl4xv
      @siraphatdao-cl4xv 7 месяцев назад +5

      Huh

    • @beautifulplaces2703
      @beautifulplaces2703 7 месяцев назад +11

      Just casually buy a store on the way home.

    • @kuroknight5103
      @kuroknight5103 7 месяцев назад +7

      @kcorrr he doesn't yell at me when I make mistakes, he just patiently explains what he means if I don't understand

    • @kuroknight5103
      @kuroknight5103 7 месяцев назад +9

      @kcorrr I was just expressing how thankful I was because other people haven't been nice to me about it. My husband and I both have ADHD so mistakes are common but we are both understanding about it and I'm thankful for that.

  • @shanellerandall9443
    @shanellerandall9443 5 месяцев назад +134

    He looks like he is about to cry. Amazing delivery

    • @Beowulfhair
      @Beowulfhair 2 месяца назад

      I KNOW.. that totally sold me

  • @JCPFILMS
    @JCPFILMS Год назад +204

    Man I thought he was serious at first 😂

    • @pamelamohn5931
      @pamelamohn5931 Год назад +2

      The first line went over my head at first; probably because we had a neighbor named Ray who died.
      But I got it on July; why'd you lie.😂😂

  • @SusieQ3
    @SusieQ3 Год назад +52

    You had me up until that first punchline 😂😂😂 these are some good dad jokes! Great delivery.

  • @vimalou1
    @vimalou1 Месяц назад +3

    Oh my Gosh!!!! I'm so slow, it took me a minute or two to understand😂😂😂

  • @OJK9
    @OJK9 Год назад +987

    It's not just the great puns, it's the genius dramatic delivery!

  • @preciouskeneema
    @preciouskeneema Год назад +899

    Bro took misunderstanding to a new level 💀

    • @J_Trask
      @J_Trask Год назад +4

      @@rozannayiannakis477my dad is dEd. I’ve been pronouncing it wrong my whole life 😢😂

    • @Biincg
      @Biincg 11 месяцев назад +1

      Definitely

    • @ms9771
      @ms9771 9 месяцев назад

      She was not human just had the face of a woman

    • @sv6775
      @sv6775 8 месяцев назад

      𝘔𝘮𝘩𝘮𝘮… *L🤭L*

    • @Milenrama1220
      @Milenrama1220 5 месяцев назад +1

      miss understanding

  • @MariafromthePhilippineIslands
    @MariafromthePhilippineIslands Год назад +1554

    Husband: Our neighbor died
    Wife: Who Ray (husband hears: "hurray"
    Husband: Not appropriate cheer at that moment.
    Husband: When I told her my favorite month was coming up.
    Wife: Why July (husband hears: "why you lie)
    Husband: I didn't
    Husband: When my dad passed away. He was at the hospital. I couldn't make it before his death. And when I got there
    she told me that the doctor said that my dad was pronounced dead. (Husband's understanding that the word DAD was mispronounced as DEAD)
    Husband: There's no way I've been mispronouncing it (from DAD to DEAD) in my entire life.
    But she kept defending the doctor.
    That's the joke which cracks my head how to analyze it. 🤯🤯

    • @tanethpalma4818
      @tanethpalma4818 Год назад +95

      That make sense awesome... I can't understand, now I know. Thanks

    • @benemarrie5354
      @benemarrie5354 Год назад +51

      This was so helpful😁... by the way, such an underrated comment

    • @aaa-tm2kp
      @aaa-tm2kp Год назад +25

      Genius!

    • @vital1000
      @vital1000 Год назад +14

      I appreciate

    • @nikoletaskountrianou6421
      @nikoletaskountrianou6421 Год назад +29

      Τhank you i finally understood 😂😮

  • @tomthenighttrain2869
    @tomthenighttrain2869 11 месяцев назад +114

    I didn’t get it until the “10 is too many” punchline

  • @RatherBeSailing
    @RatherBeSailing Год назад +39

    You’re a GENIUS, man. A freakin’ genius….. and with a straight face. AMAZING

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 7 месяцев назад

      Right!!😅

    • @coolcat3452
      @coolcat3452 5 месяцев назад

      Still don’t get the daddy joke lol!!!😂😂😢

  • @paulcarson7752
    @paulcarson7752 Год назад +2655

    Dude seriously just single-handedly conceived, created and won the 'Dad Joke: World Championship'. 😎😎😎

    • @Timmybarron
      @Timmybarron  Год назад +224

      Conceived is too much credit. I merely created the story. The jokes were either inspired or ripped off from memes. But thank you 😊

    • @tomschmidt9923
      @tomschmidt9923 Год назад +19

      Ima go w/ CONCEIVED

    • @javiarcamaro7178
      @javiarcamaro7178 Год назад +9

      He got the Dad joke diseas a bit too early, most men start to show symptoms the moment that strip turns positive, sadly for this man symptoms happened before a child was created to stabilize the disease 🦠 sad tale, please support these non dads by just saying “ok dad” because they really need it 😢

    • @commerciallyspeaking
      @commerciallyspeaking Год назад +4

      @@javiarcamaro7178 Why is everyone assuming her doesn't have kids? I think he has two daughters.

    • @1truthseeking8
      @1truthseeking8 Год назад +1

      ​@@Timmybarroni mack you late eh jack late i son ?

  • @deidrajimi9816
    @deidrajimi9816 Год назад +136

    Mannnnn she divorced YOU!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AS-yz2iz
      @AS-yz2iz Год назад +1

      😂

    • @phh.8393
      @phh.8393 Год назад +1

      Looks like she had enough 😂

  • @PB_pancake
    @PB_pancake 3 месяца назад +5

    Damn good acting, wow. You had most of us Stumped

  • @PlaneMusic46294
    @PlaneMusic46294 Год назад +657

    For the those who don’t understand:
    1. He thought the wife said hooray.
    2. He thought his wife said Why you lie?
    3. He thought the doctor called his dad, ”dead".
    4. He thought tomorrow she was gonna drink ten.

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 Год назад +61

      Thank you for number three. I've watched and watched and couldn't figure out that one. 🤣😂🤣🖖💕

    • @d.a.tsun5104
      @d.a.tsun5104 Год назад +50

      My manager likes to start a meeting with corny dad jokes. Everybody laughs. I don't get them. Someone always has to explain to me. So thank you.

    • @PlaneMusic46294
      @PlaneMusic46294 Год назад +7

      no worrys guys

    • @havalonsjourney
      @havalonsjourney Год назад +8

      Thank you

    • @warrenroy5376
      @warrenroy5376 Год назад +14

      Thank you. I now understand what the trouble was. The only one i understand was the last one about 10.

  • @1202nparvus
    @1202nparvus Год назад +30

    I need to process like a calculus before I get the Dad joke. 1. Who Ray? (Hooray!) 2. Why July? (Why Do You Lie) 3. Dad (Dead) 4. 10 (drinks), tomorrow,

  • @jimmyneutron8702
    @jimmyneutron8702 Год назад +3853

    I didn’t realize it was a joke until the end, great acting man

  • @raya9283
    @raya9283 6 месяцев назад +32

    This is called intelligent satire.

  • @BeFabWithGab
    @BeFabWithGab Год назад +75

    Very well done! The end was the best! “…how about 10, no that’s way too many” clever wording 👍😀

  • @J_Trask
    @J_Trask Год назад +11

    Jeez dude. I listened to this 5 times to make sense of the last thing, then realized this guy has the most gutwrenching style of joke telling ever. Legendary 😂

  • @peytonarredondo
    @peytonarredondo Год назад +53

    After watching this twice I finally got it🤣 this guy's straight face and acting skills are so good I believed it was real until the second time!!🙀😹

  • @LovingAtlanta
    @LovingAtlanta 8 месяцев назад +4

    👍😂Yeppers ya got me! I didn’t realize this was a joke. 😆🤣😂

  • @bettyroberson1095
    @bettyroberson1095 Год назад +21

    Sooo true....Ppl divorce most often, bc of miscommunication, until there is no connection, anymore.

    • @PTRRanger951
      @PTRRanger951 Год назад +4

      Or people watching this not getting everything he says has its own punch line. Who Ray? Not appropriate to cheer (Hooray!). Month, why July? (Why’d you lie). Pronounced Dad Dead ( He’s been pronouncing dad wrong his entire life). 10 Tomorrow. (10am not 10 drinks).

  • @katherineromero8589
    @katherineromero8589 Год назад +387

    I had to watch this 3 times to get what was happening.

  • @kevinholmes5241
    @kevinholmes5241 Год назад +107

    Dude, I had to watch a second time to actually grasp the humor. You're a genius.

    • @trialgoddess
      @trialgoddess Год назад +2

      Yes, he is. His looks and voice are perfect to deliver these straight.

    • @saxpoobielex7769
      @saxpoobielex7769 Год назад

      It took your comment for me to realize. I was like, " What did she do, that so horrible?" Because I didn't see it.😅

  • @MiamiChica
    @MiamiChica 9 месяцев назад +6

    I was about to say that those were pretty dumb reasons to get a divorce, but I got the jokes at the end haha

  • @AFVfan1
    @AFVfan1 Год назад +98

    Not gonna lie. You almost had me. 😂😂😂

  • @karlee7375
    @karlee7375 Год назад +11

    OMG! Why did I have to watch this twice and focus waaaayyyy too hard! 😂😂😂

  • @Ende_uyena
    @Ende_uyena Год назад +58

    Having to watch this the second time made me realize I wasn't as quick witted as I thought 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kkell0x
    @Kkell0x 7 месяцев назад +3

    The "who ray" joke went straight over my head😂

  • @cherylmeri5143
    @cherylmeri5143 Год назад +78

    How could he say this entire thing with a straight face?!

  • @Nic7320
    @Nic7320 Год назад +615

    This guy sent 10 of his best puns into a contest, hoping one would win, but...
    No pun in ten did.

  • @peterschmidt1453
    @peterschmidt1453 Год назад +204

    Had to listen a second time to hear what I was missing.

    • @KimMartin1969
      @KimMartin1969 Год назад +10

      Same!

    • @twilightshealy4152
      @twilightshealy4152 Год назад +33

      I had to read the comments to figure out what was going on.... I'm still trying to get some of them. I'm overthinking them. 😕

    • @amydartist9209
      @amydartist9209 Год назад +8

      Same 😂

    • @Cavernvision
      @Cavernvision Год назад +4

      Had to hear it and not read the text on a couple of those.

    • @JazzyIndigoBlues
      @JazzyIndigoBlues Год назад +16

      I’m still not getting it😖

  • @Driverswithattitudes
    @Driverswithattitudes 8 месяцев назад +17

    Dad Humor Level 3000😂😅

  • @eddiet3026
    @eddiet3026 Год назад +430

    Hilarious!!! His dadpan delivery was perfection! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mookeystinks190
    @mookeystinks190 Год назад +6

    I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you needed that 😂

  • @jerrytaz6982
    @jerrytaz6982 Год назад +208

    It's all in the delivery. Well done, my dude. 👍

  • @hesrey6734
    @hesrey6734 Месяц назад +1

    Bro i don't blame you
    Reminded me when the lawyer asked me"do i have any grounds of divorce "
    I said i had a Acher

  • @enslaveddave5306
    @enslaveddave5306 Год назад +12

    This made me lol, solidly crafted jokes

  • @amjPeace
    @amjPeace Год назад +67

    Communication is key to a successful relationship.😂

  • @camy1512
    @camy1512 Год назад +15

    I seriously had to listen to this twice before I got it. Good job

  • @Adakataba
    @Adakataba 3 месяца назад +42

    Great video, A month ago, my five-year relationship came to an end. I really can't stop thinking about the love of my life, who made the decision to leave me. I've done everything in my power to win him back, but it's all in vain, and I can't imagine my life with anyone else. I genuinely miss him and just can't stop thinking about him, even though I've tried my hardest to stop thinking about him. I'm not sure why I'm saying this here.

    • @vivianMarvin-z6k
      @vivianMarvin-z6k 3 месяца назад

      It's hard to say goodbye to someone you love; I experienced this when my 12-year relationship ended. However, I couldn't just let him go; instead, I tried everything to win him back. Eventually, I turned to a spiritual counsellor for assistance, and he was able to help me win him back.

    • @Adakataba
      @Adakataba 3 месяца назад

      Interesting! How did you locate a spiritual counsellor, and how can I get in touch with him most effectively?

    • @vivianMarvin-z6k
      @vivianMarvin-z6k 3 месяца назад

      His name is Father Obah Eze, and he is a great spiritual counselor who can bring back your ex.

    • @vivianMarvin-z6k
      @vivianMarvin-z6k 3 месяца назад

      he is father obah eze, he has great powers, he can help you.

    • @Adakataba
      @Adakataba 3 месяца назад

      Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked him up now online. impressive
      Wow I just looked Father Obah Eze on the net he’s very legit thanks once again ❤

  • @alexislagrone2256
    @alexislagrone2256 Год назад +247

    this is why you listen when ppl talk to you

  • @darrylstukessr120
    @darrylstukessr120 Год назад +39

    😂😂😂😂😂. When we got to “Why July” I got it 😂😂😂😂

  • @MarathonPipn
    @MarathonPipn 2 месяца назад +1

    Well needed jokes about divorce that I needed 😂

  • @carpediemdoesdiamondpainting
    @carpediemdoesdiamondpainting Год назад +5

    Omg…. This is so good. Talk about a take on being literal 🤣

  • @shoregirl4733
    @shoregirl4733 Год назад +31

    I was like, huh?? I literally had to listen twice😂 Well executed, sir!

    • @finabond8926
      @finabond8926 Год назад

      Confused jokes, but funny, after I add up the words.

  • @deborahalqanai6595
    @deborahalqanai6595 Год назад +186

    What a crackup! Who Ray? Not hooray! Why do you lie? Not July! The doctor pronounced the dad’s name dead!” Not just some drinks today but tomorrow 10 drinks!”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aazablue
    @aazablue 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂 had to watch this a few times 😂😂😂
    Ok the pronounced dead... had a double hit to it 😂😂😂

    • @DavidSweety
      @DavidSweety 4 месяца назад +1

      Thanks you *MATYLA SPELL* on RUclips for bringing back my ex lover ❤

  • @FrancisHellwich
    @FrancisHellwich Месяц назад +3

    Should've never married her in the first place, she's a horrible person and you're better off without her. Peace and love brother ✌️

  • @BaedekerBat
    @BaedekerBat Год назад +156

    Got chills on the second punchline as all the pieces fell together. Subtle delivery was brilliantly executed.

  • @tjones673
    @tjones673 Год назад +660

    The fact he kept a straight face like everything actually happened made it that much more funnier

  • @schyracollbrande1900
    @schyracollbrande1900 4 месяца назад +1

    The dad jokes are surely strong in here. I have to listen twice to understand 😂😂

  • @donnawanna9833
    @donnawanna9833 Год назад +219

    A divorce is probably the best thing you've ever given her.

  • @maloumanacop6298
    @maloumanacop6298 Год назад +163

    I felt terrible initially, got confused in the middle, and then laughed at the end. LOL.

    • @whatever7004
      @whatever7004 Год назад +1

      Lol me too 😅

    • @ZC-hi8ir
      @ZC-hi8ir Год назад +7

      I'm still confused after watching it twice 😭

    • @soachanh7887
      @soachanh7887 Год назад +3

      @@ZC-hi8ir "Hooray", "Why you lie?", "Dad" should be pronounced "dead", 10 (drinks) tomorrow.

    • @ZC-hi8ir
      @ZC-hi8ir Год назад +1

      ​@@soachanh7887sorry Im still confused,, I'm reaching out to a lawyer 😂😂😂😅

    • @soachanh7887
      @soachanh7887 Год назад +10

      ​@@ZC-hi8ir She said, "Who, Ray?". He hears it as "Hooray!". "Why July?" He hears is as "Why you lie?"
      "Dad was pronounced dead", he interprets it as "Dad" should be pronounced/called as "dead"
      She said, "How about 10 (o'clock) tomorrow?" He interprets as her saying, "how about 10 (drinks) tomorrow"

  • @littleonion7171
    @littleonion7171 Год назад +6

    I really needed this today. Thank you ❤🤓

  • @qplaylistlibrary4296
    @qplaylistlibrary4296 9 месяцев назад +1

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂boy your crazy a$& has me going for a minute. I was obviously not paying attention

  • @caspeezy
    @caspeezy Год назад +53

    this is a great video, really makes me rethink the meaning of love

    • @e.t.2914
      @e.t.2914 Год назад

      Did you miss that he's just making puns?

    • @caspeezy
      @caspeezy Год назад +9

      @@e.t.2914 💀 whats next, youre gonna try to tell me that monty python isnt a serious movie? you obviously dont know what youre talking about. this video was 100% meant to be deep and inspirational.

    • @e.t.2914
      @e.t.2914 Год назад +5

      I guess you got it 😆

    • @ItalianoWithJodina
      @ItalianoWithJodina Год назад

      bwahahahahaha!

  • @fatoyeelizabeth9986
    @fatoyeelizabeth9986 Год назад +4

    I didn't get it until the last one, then I had to listen all over again. Nice
    😂

  • @Yukajoseph
    @Yukajoseph 2 месяца назад +23

    Cool video, My relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really loved him so much I can’t stop thinking about him, I’ve tried my very best to get him back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of him, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss him and just can’t stop thinking about him

    • @LilyOlivia-p3s
      @LilyOlivia-p3s 2 месяца назад

      its difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation, my relationship of 12 years ended, but i couldnt just let him go i did all i could to get him back, i had to seek the help of a spiritual counselor who helped me bring him back.

    • @Yukajoseph
      @Yukajoseph 2 месяца назад

      Amazing, how did you get a spiritual counselor, and how do i reach him?

    • @LilyOlivia-p3s
      @LilyOlivia-p3s 2 месяца назад

      His name is Father Obah Eze, and he is a great spiritual counselor who can bring back your ex.

    • @LilyOlivia-p3s
      @LilyOlivia-p3s 2 месяца назад

      he is father obah eze, he has great powers, he can help you.

    • @Yukajoseph
      @Yukajoseph 2 месяца назад

      Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked him up now online. impressive

  • @christinatoliver
    @christinatoliver 4 месяца назад

    Lmao!!!! The crying though….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michelleoli4201
    @michelleoli4201 5 месяцев назад +4

    😂 the fact it took me a few times, then I checked the comments then listened again and then finally got it 🤣🤣

  • @consumerdebtchitchat
    @consumerdebtchitchat Год назад +8

    Dear God, first time I watched it I practically cried through the whole thing with this guy. I couldn't believe a woman could be so cruel so I played it again😂😂

  • @joanbenson4381
    @joanbenson4381 Год назад +20

    It took a few watchings...and reading the comments. Good job on being so serious. You couldn't have done that in one take. If so, you deserve an oscar.

  • @raymondbrown940
    @raymondbrown940 4 месяца назад +2

    Sheesh... It took a rewind and several pauses for me to get all three of them. Well done.

  • @TemptationDesign
    @TemptationDesign Год назад +162

    I had to listen to it more than once to get it...

    • @2112jp
      @2112jp Год назад +3

      Same

    • @catrinafraser5086
      @catrinafraser5086 Год назад +4

      I am doing same.

    • @babilx6216
      @babilx6216 Год назад +3

      Me too

    • @killtheorangeclown7883
      @killtheorangeclown7883 Год назад +1

      Ooofff.. I am not the only one...

    • @amoalosperros9672
      @amoalosperros9672 Год назад +3

      Well here is another one ☝️. I thought: well , maybe because English is not my first language but , now I know that’s not the reason 😅

  • @andresherrera4158
    @andresherrera4158 Год назад +4

    The funniest part of this joke, aside from its delivery and timeliness, is that people are commenting on something they don't get or understand; but there they are contributing their grain of sand to the betterment of humanity!

    • @berryhij1
      @berryhij1 7 месяцев назад

      Kind of scary, huh?

  • @teliahmccaskill3332
    @teliahmccaskill3332 Год назад +41

    I needed this giggle! 😂

  • @lifeisgood41510
    @lifeisgood41510 5 месяцев назад +1

    You are a GENIUS!!🎉 👍 Great Comedy Satire at its Finest spot 👌 👏 on!! I was looking to be Angry but you made me Laugh, THANK YOU I NEEDED IT!! 🙏

  • @knulldestroyed3081
    @knulldestroyed3081 Год назад +8

    😂😂😂😂bro would have all the dads slapping their knees

  • @nikkiblane7746
    @nikkiblane7746 Год назад +4

    I can’t 🤣🤣🤣I almost woke my Husband.

  • @DELACREMEDELAthegod
    @DELACREMEDELAthegod Год назад +13

    I had to share this with my partner. I know she’s gonna roll her eyes first and laugh second. I’m sure her internal monologue is going to be something like, “here we go, Mansplaining again… Oh, he’s hilarious!”

  • @kasban8672
    @kasban8672 6 месяцев назад +1

    I caught on at the July part 😂. Who-ray went over my head

  • @kimmihoyeontanie3024
    @kimmihoyeontanie3024 Год назад +19

    I thought it was serious not until I heard "the doctor pronounced him dead. I know I pronounce it right." 😂

  • @DivineSublime22
    @DivineSublime22 Год назад +49

    .... ain't gonna lie....I had to watch it 6/7 times to catch it all. Brilliant!

    • @Meskwe
      @Meskwe Год назад +2

      Still didn't catch it. Care to explain please 🙏

    • @emiledae
      @emiledae Год назад +3

      @@Meskwe when their neighbor died, she said, “who, Ray?” (Hooray!).
      His favorite month was coming up and she asked, “why July?” (Why’d you lie).
      When he went to the hospital when his dad was sick, she told him he had died (pronounced dead), but he thought she was correcting the way he pronounced ‘dad’.
      He asked her out to a drink when they first dated and she said, “Sure 10(pm/am) tomorrow” (10 drinks tomorrow)

    • @staygold1285
      @staygold1285 Год назад

      Pls somebody explain how did u all know dat this is a joke ??? I watched it multiple times still din get the joke. Sorry dumb of me by someone pls explain

    • @Meskwe
      @Meskwe Год назад

      @@emiledae thanks for the explanation 😊

  • @edwardcoss6574
    @edwardcoss6574 Год назад +5

    You did well to end that abusive, alcoholic relationship.

  • @Caleb_Van
    @Caleb_Van 4 месяца назад +1

    damn. halfway through before i caught on 😂

  • @stephenodonovan4168
    @stephenodonovan4168 Год назад +8

    The comments crack me up because most don't even get the jokes!!! Great presentation!

  • @Tayo.OluTowoju
    @Tayo.OluTowoju Год назад +24

    Dude, you did her a favour 😅

    • @PTRRanger951
      @PTRRanger951 Год назад +2

      He’s literally the funniest man on RUclips with this video. The fact he was able to deliver individual jokes, with their own punch line, into a story is awesome.

  • @kdinkc
    @kdinkc Год назад +10

    He's a master at joke delivery 🤣

  • @deborahconkle6822
    @deborahconkle6822 8 месяцев назад

    Ya got me! Thanks for the silly laugh! I really needed it!

  • @459bj
    @459bj Год назад +24

    “You dad is pronounced dead”! Too hilarious. Keep it coming

  • @marysequeira5665
    @marysequeira5665 Год назад +19

    I had to hear it twice to get it. Too good 👏👏

  • @lovesthelifehehe
    @lovesthelifehehe Год назад +49

    Okay I just subscribed!! You're humor is priceless!!! I can't 😂😅😂

  • @Lp-vw1lf
    @Lp-vw1lf 4 месяца назад +2

    Very clever play on words & maintaining unhappy demeanor!!

  • @Ray_____
    @Ray_____ 11 месяцев назад +3

    I've only read a handful of comments but 3 in a row trying to explain number 2 got it wrong. What he hears is "WHY'D you lie?"

  • @sharibigay4712
    @sharibigay4712 Год назад +50

    The first time I listened I automatically read the sub titles, which said who Ray? So I was confused. But I got the rest, so I went back and just listened and it made sense. The thing that really sells it is how serious he looks. 👍

    • @toursisland7585
      @toursisland7585 Год назад +1

      don't get it at all, can you please explain I got the last one, the first three I didn't

    • @sharibigay4712
      @sharibigay4712 Год назад +3

      @@toursisland7585 the 1st one was like hooray like a happy shout. The 2nd was why'd ya lie, the 3rd was he thought they were saying that he'd been mispronouncing dad instead of dead. (Deffinetly a dad joke)

    • @laural8370
      @laural8370 Год назад

      ESL ppl finally got the joke😂

    • @julietbigay6474
      @julietbigay6474 Год назад

      hello are you Filipino?

    • @julietbigay6474
      @julietbigay6474 Год назад

      are you be my cousin?

  • @Dennis-cr2or
    @Dennis-cr2or Год назад +14

    Really funny & with a straight face. I had to listen twice. 😮❤

  • @jbbaratbateiii
    @jbbaratbateiii 9 месяцев назад

    Man! You got me laughing on the train. 😂😂😂

  • @ilikebananasbro
    @ilikebananasbro Год назад +4

    Who? Ray? > Hooray
    Why July? Why'd u lie?
    Pronounced dead (dead sounds like dad)
    How about 10:00? How about 10?

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO Год назад +250

    “How about 10, tomorrow?”
    Oh, that’s wifee!🥰

    • @saariaaigner
      @saariaaigner Год назад +5

      sorry i don't get this joke if this video a joke at all.

    • @princesscharis
      @princesscharis Год назад +6

      @@saariaaigner I didn't get the joke either..... I didn't understand anything. lol

    • @sydneypompilio5359
      @sydneypompilio5359 Год назад +11

      ​@@saariaaignershe meant how about 10pm tomorrow they get drinks. He thought she meant get 10 drinks tomorrow.

    • @sydneypompilio5359
      @sydneypompilio5359 Год назад +10

      @saariaaigner she meant how about 10pm tomorrow they get drinks. He thought she meant get 10 drinks tomorrow. When he told her the neighbor died she said "who ray?" He thought she meant "hooray!!" As in cheering that the neighbor was dead like hip hip horay

    • @saariaaigner
      @saariaaigner Год назад +1

      @@sydneypompilio5359 ahh ok. thank you

  • @dawnclousing5878
    @dawnclousing5878 Год назад +134

    Omg I had to listen a couple times lol 😂 communication and perspective go deep here !

  • @MarquitaKianna
    @MarquitaKianna 5 месяцев назад

    Nice lol. Thanks for shedding some laughter on these Hard relationship issues!!

  • @tellyusi1381
    @tellyusi1381 Год назад +127

    I cannot understand you enough. You've done her a favor. You'll be driving her insane!