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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @jgm1138
    @jgm1138  11 лет назад +203

    There is a funny story about this video.
    A very good friend of mine would wait for the the Kilroy intro before leaving for work so that he would be there on time. So this was mentioned to another friend who recorded them over a period of time and gifted as a birthday present to my other friend
    It became a legend, and was stuck in a loft/attic for many years until he moved his stuff out of his parents. Tape was found, converted by me and uploaded for all to see.
    Glad everyone is enjoying it.

    • @rgllkendall
      @rgllkendall 4 года назад +5

      Honestly one of the best videos on RUclips

    • @davidbelcher2072
      @davidbelcher2072 4 года назад +25

      "You used the Kilroy intro...to stop you being late for work??"

    • @kondition-kode-nine
      @kondition-kode-nine 4 года назад +1

      @@davidbelcher2072 I know! I mean who wouldn't rather risk the sack to stay watching, to discover the outcome of "you kissed, fondled, got intimate, and then they took off their pants to reveal........"

    • @clydebear6914
      @clydebear6914 4 года назад +3

      @@davidbelcher2072 There's a generation of Irish people who tremble at the theme tune to national tv drama series "Glenroe". It came on at 8pm on a Sunday night (back when there was only one channel in Ireland to watch). It was the sound that reminded you "Shit! Haven't done my homework that I kept' meaning to all weekend!" and having to cram it that night. TV theme tunes have power I tell you. ;)

    • @clydebear6914
      @clydebear6914 4 года назад

      @@davidbelcher2072 ruclips.net/video/DkN2dpLp5oc/видео.html

  • @jakearchibald
    @jakearchibald 10 лет назад +160

    "your father returned after 7 years… but now he's a moth?"

  • @Professicchio
    @Professicchio 10 лет назад +143

    If the Daily Mail was human-like it would look and talk exactly like this.

    • @barubary87
      @barubary87 10 лет назад +4

      Comment of the week!

    • @GeorgeASFTHM
      @GeorgeASFTHM 8 лет назад +4

      I have always thought that if the Grauniad was human-like it would look and talk exactly like Victoria Coren Mitchell's opening and closing gambits on Only Connect.

    • @GeorgeASFTHM
      @GeorgeASFTHM 8 лет назад

      Millennium.

    • @robertybob
      @robertybob 3 года назад +1

      No wonder Boomers hate the BBC now, theY no longer show trash like this

    • @CA-ee1et
      @CA-ee1et Год назад +1

      Ironic you say that when Kilroy-Silk was a left-wing Labour MP.

  • @AChimpKnockinAbout
    @AChimpKnockinAbout 10 лет назад +237

    You read all of the comments on this video.... in Kilroy's voice?

  • @CanaryWorfRuns
    @CanaryWorfRuns 9 лет назад +156

    You watched Kilroy every day.... AND TAPED EVERY EPISODE?????

    • @johnlawless3620
      @johnlawless3620 9 лет назад +5

      This is the best response.

    • @RussellBarford
      @RussellBarford 5 лет назад +1

      Richard Hancock if you have the episode on Xmas debt. Please share

  • @killbotone6210
    @killbotone6210 2 года назад +25

    You come here every few years....to remind yourself of how good this is?

  • @P5YcHoKiLLa
    @P5YcHoKiLLa 10 лет назад +60

    I'm suing, he can't accuse me of all this without any proof!!!

  • @abbafan50986
    @abbafan50986 10 лет назад +70

    At one point it sounds like he's explaining things to me after I've woke up from a coma

    • @mattfarina3840
      @mattfarina3840 2 года назад +5

      Your 16 year old daughter is dating a man of 38? OH DEAR

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Год назад +14

    I just need Harry Hill going "No!", sounding more and more exasperated at the end of each one and it's perfect.

    • @davidbelcher2072
      @davidbelcher2072 Год назад +1

      You're a civil servant but it burns...when you do wee wee?

  • @johnniejay
    @johnniejay 10 лет назад +44

    "Your 16 year old daughter is dating a man of 38....Oh dear."

  • @armbar
    @armbar 10 лет назад +27

    To Christ "you came to the earth to save people from their sins.....then they crucify you?"

  • @groovynut222
    @groovynut222 6 лет назад +17

    You walk into a room... but forget why you came in?

  • @redpilledaf9018
    @redpilledaf9018 5 лет назад +27

    How does this Kilroy guy know everything about me and everything I’ve ever done?

  • @jj9749
    @jj9749 4 года назад +11

    You're meant to be working ... and now you're just watching Kilroy intros??

  • @LANBritain1
    @LANBritain1 Год назад +9

    " ' ere what planet is Kilroy on?" - Harry Hill

  • @prnfl
    @prnfl 10 лет назад +58

    You sit there watching youtube videos all day, now you're reading the comments?

  • @planetgilbo
    @planetgilbo 10 лет назад +17

    What kind of lunatic has this many Kilroy episodes on VHS?
    Every 30 seconds re open the video on a new tab..... WELCOME TO HELL!

  • @groovynut222
    @groovynut222 5 лет назад +20

    You’re a civil servant... but it burns when you do wee-wee?

  • @JonDadley
    @JonDadley 8 лет назад +40

    Setting the speed to 0.5 adds a whole new dimension to this. Drunk Kilroy.

    • @SeanNoonan
      @SeanNoonan 8 лет назад

      Comments. I read them.

    • @JonDadley
      @JonDadley 8 лет назад +1

      Delete your account

    • @sirhan68
      @sirhan68 7 лет назад

      F

    • @TokyoJoe703
      @TokyoJoe703 7 лет назад

      sirhan68 how do you change the speed?

    • @JonDadley
      @JonDadley 7 лет назад +2

      Not sure on mobile. On a desktop PC, click the 'cog' settings icon on the bottom right of the video, click "Speed" and click "0.5".

  • @TokyoJoe703
    @TokyoJoe703 7 лет назад +16

    It becomes torture after a while listening to this

  • @VinceCaramel
    @VinceCaramel Год назад +3

    You go out three times a week, you get blind drunk, you have casual sex, and you get into fights ...but you're a talking frog(?)

  • @StevenHuntington
    @StevenHuntington 2 года назад +4

    Their fate will be in each other's hands as they decide whether to share or to shaft.

  • @leejones2557
    @leejones2557 10 лет назад +79

    is he asking me or telling me

  • @eleanor4618
    @eleanor4618 7 лет назад +8

    "Oh dear..."
    I'm crying

  • @domh
    @domh 10 лет назад +42

    You were ejected for being too much of a lunatic.... from UKIP?

  • @kieranpicken3696
    @kieranpicken3696 3 года назад +7

    It's true, I've had a shit couple of years. Thanks for rubbing it in Robert.

  • @FreestyleGGD
    @FreestyleGGD 10 лет назад +25

    Stop judging me Kilroy :(

  • @chloejones1548
    @chloejones1548 6 лет назад +8

    "So is that right then? All you women in your 50s and 60s, you've let yourself go? You're PARRRRRRRST IT?!!"

  • @M_Vockersbeige
    @M_Vockersbeige 10 лет назад +14

    'These violent women: WHATS THEIR PROBLEM'

  • @joeboyd8702
    @joeboyd8702 4 года назад +6

    Some about this guy's voice that I always found very relaxing.

  • @upyourtits
    @upyourtits 9 лет назад +13

    You've spend hours watching this video? Because you love it SO MUCH? Oh dear...

  • @TheGava4
    @TheGava4 5 лет назад +5

    “ you once milked a cow blindfolded,............then you met Jimmy Saville?”

  • @0NIN7
    @0NIN7 10 лет назад +9

    "You play too much battlefield 4 and still a virgin?"

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 4 месяца назад +1

    "You're on your recommendations... and this vid pops up?!"

  • @macram16
    @macram16 10 лет назад +23

    What is this, the Spanish inquisition?

  • @OneOfManyDaves
    @OneOfManyDaves 10 лет назад +11

    Kilroy seems to know a lot about me.

  • @dalaidahmer
    @dalaidahmer 10 лет назад +37

    Worst Dungeon Master ever.

  • @chriscampbell1862
    @chriscampbell1862 8 лет назад +14

    You had your own TV show... but now you just sit at home watching daytime telly in your underpants, hurling cans of Special Brew at Jeremy Kyle?

  • @nightcore1946
    @nightcore1946 8 лет назад +14

    Stop accusing me of all this Kilroy!

  • @davidbelcher2072
    @davidbelcher2072 4 года назад +3

    You keep watching this.. and get reminded of Harry Hill's spoof version??

  • @wallyballjacker350
    @wallyballjacker350 10 лет назад +8

    This is the greatest video on youtube

  • @jamiewallace7685
    @jamiewallace7685 6 лет назад +5

    Oh my god, my insides hurt from laughing xD
    This is utter *gold* !!! :D
    Thank you SO much for sharing xxxx

  • @davidbelcher2072
    @davidbelcher2072 4 года назад +4

    "You're a civil servant...but it burns when you do wee-wee?" - much preferred the Harry Hill version.

  • @stv050
    @stv050 10 лет назад +8

    This is the best thing ever posted on the internet

  • @frederickduquette
    @frederickduquette 4 года назад +3

    I suspect the producers and writers figured the intro was the hook, thus really tight dialectical statements, quick thesis then antithesis.

  • @mikebirty
    @mikebirty 10 лет назад +3

    You're laughing in your office......
    because you're watching this.

  • @NeoLudditevisons
    @NeoLudditevisons 4 года назад +8

    You’ve eaten bat soup for a bet and now you’ve, caused a, pandemic!?

  • @ashwatson2142
    @ashwatson2142 2 года назад +3

    Whoever this person he's talking to is, they have a rough life.

  • @Red_Schuhart
    @Red_Schuhart 4 месяца назад +1

    "you're a civil servant, but it burns when you go wee wee?"

  • @annehebert510
    @annehebert510 Год назад +1

    Whoever he’s talking about, she is one crazy woman!

  • @LoudatBlog
    @LoudatBlog 11 лет назад +5

    That's it. I've just completed the internet.

  • @kickracistarse
    @kickracistarse 9 лет назад +24

    Kilroy was the Farage of the 90's.

  • @MatthewOkot
    @MatthewOkot 3 года назад +4

    This is hilarious. It sounds like he's telling stories that he might have heard in the House of Commons bar when he was an MP. 😂

  • @chattycathydoll
    @chattycathydoll 4 года назад +3

    This is beyond weird. His inflection is in the wrong place in the middle of the sentence so by the time he gets to the end it doesn't sound like a question so much as a statement, or on the occasions when it does he's managed to make it sound like two questions in one sentence. Argh.

  • @FILMCOLLECTOR16
    @FILMCOLLECTOR16 6 лет назад +3

    IT TAKES ALL SORTS HERE. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES

  • @Slayer-ev1of
    @Slayer-ev1of 9 лет назад +21

    You walked out on your husband...and he doesn't even exist?!
    You stole your mother's purse...and made her swallow it?!

    • @canoebadour
      @canoebadour 4 года назад

      Your feet turned into flippers and now you want some cheese!?

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 5 лет назад +8

    What planet is kilroy on?
    Harry hill

  • @tomdissonance
    @tomdissonance 10 лет назад +12

    these violent women - what's their problem?

  • @GregDaniel78
    @GregDaniel78 10 лет назад +6

    Click play, wait 5 seconds and duplicate tab x 5... Welcome to HELL!

  • @zhukov1337
    @zhukov1337 6 лет назад +2

    amazing, love those cases. Impressive, how diverse is people's life

  • @WorldNews92
    @WorldNews92 Год назад +1

    This is like what Twitter was like for the last five years.

  • @finnmurphy6186
    @finnmurphy6186 3 года назад +4

    You went round to Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall's for lunch, and he served you a whole horse?

    • @davidbelcher2072
      @davidbelcher2072 3 года назад +3

      You're a civil servant...but it burns when you do wee-wee?

  • @karlbishop9670
    @karlbishop9670 3 года назад +1

    I love him doing the Craig Fairbrass bit ' dees violent wimmin wots der pwoblem!

  • @Honest_N
    @Honest_N Год назад +1

    Intervention Kilroy has no chill

  • @hakc97again
    @hakc97again 2 года назад +2

    0:41 leave me alone Kilroy, you wouldn't understand

  • @WicCaesar
    @WicCaesar 9 лет назад +9

    Your sixteen-year-old daughter is dating a man of 38? Oh, dear…

  • @CharlesFitzgerald-pm5uk
    @CharlesFitzgerald-pm5uk 6 месяцев назад +1

    Your watching Kilroy loops and the kettle is on

  • @aporue5893
    @aporue5893 2 года назад +2

    '''but it burns when you do wee wee?'' harry hill

  • @bhedgepig9653
    @bhedgepig9653 9 месяцев назад +4

    You watched this on acid... and you havent been right in the head since?

  • @gunproofgrandad4381
    @gunproofgrandad4381 9 лет назад +128

    You started your own far right political party... And your own members threw you out?

    • @seanbarker9272
      @seanbarker9272 7 лет назад +1

      GunproofGrandad lmao

    • @G_Silent
      @G_Silent 3 года назад +1

      Gave you 100th like

    • @theministryoftruth3246
      @theministryoftruth3246 Год назад

      That word is overused, saying that I don't know what party he founded but I doubt an old school Tory is some kind of white nationalist.

  • @colcoomagnumar
    @colcoomagnumar 4 года назад

    This reminds me of the Mortal Kombat character intro compilation videos!

  • @rollsroycey
    @rollsroycey 8 лет назад +4

    Hi, do you have every episode on tape?. Im looking for a specific episode that im trying to track down

  • @russcosports1520
    @russcosports1520 2 года назад

    This is brilliant thank you for doing this and posting it. This used to make me laugh every morning

  • @finnmurphy6186
    @finnmurphy6186 3 года назад +5

    Your daughter is at the altar she's just about to get married, and you threw black ink coal over her dress?

  • @afuzzyduck
    @afuzzyduck 4 года назад +2

    you watched this VIDEO, and now you can only speak like KILROY?

    • @davidbelcher2072
      @davidbelcher2072 4 года назад

      "Every sentence you utter has the inflection...AT THE END??'

  • @FreestyleGGD
    @FreestyleGGD 10 лет назад +16

    You kissed, you cuddled, you got intimate. And then she lifted her dress... and revealed she was a man?

  • @kaihiwatari111
    @kaihiwatari111 5 лет назад +5

    You love your partner. You love cuddles with him and he always looks forward to seeing you and you just got engaged....but he’s a cat???

  • @FreestyleGGD
    @FreestyleGGD 10 лет назад +2

    All you women in your 50s your 60s, you've let yourselves go? You're PAST IT?!

  • @DJLifeForm
    @DJLifeForm 11 лет назад +3

    I can't remember doing half of these things...

  • @lurchmusicofficial9929
    @lurchmusicofficial9929 3 месяца назад

    This is still the best use of the Internet in 2024

  • @ullapoolharbour
    @ullapoolharbour 10 лет назад +5

    Have you got a loop of him doing his horizontal arm movement when turning right down the studio steps and saying "Morning Jean" to someone in the audience when walking down them?

  • @crinbob
    @crinbob 10 лет назад +1

    Absolutely excellent.

  • @renhoek3851
    @renhoek3851 8 лет назад +1

    This is like jeremy kyle, loose women and the wright stuff all rolled into one heap of daytime tv shit

  • @mrkeelin
    @mrkeelin 11 лет назад +1

    13 years ago i was a student and used to wake up every morning and tape the intros as well! you either found my tape or great minds think alike my friend...

  • @NickieOHara
    @NickieOHara 10 лет назад +4

    ALL of the awesome. Jeremy Kyle, eat your heart out. Kilroy rules!
    #kilroy #t

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan 12 лет назад +5

    Jeremy Kyle's dad

  • @Armakk
    @Armakk Год назад +1

    Ashley Clark sent me here!

  • @drpepperyumm
    @drpepperyumm 7 лет назад +1

    If Britain had a Guantanamo Bay, this is how they'd make them talk...

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 4 года назад +3

    Demonic Kilroy unleashed... at 0:30?

  • @nosanity74
    @nosanity74 2 года назад

    This is perfection.

  • @GluepfirSICH
    @GluepfirSICH 5 месяцев назад

    The day Kilroy lost his mmm mind miND miiiiind

  • @fraac
    @fraac 10 лет назад +1

    best thing i've ever seen

  • @donaldfreeman3433
    @donaldfreeman3433 Год назад +1

    Brilliant

  • @Sancto62
    @Sancto62 10 лет назад +1

    One minute and forty two seconds; (assume worlds most patronizing expression) is that really all you can TAKE?
    Equal parts hilarious and nauseating.

  • @FreestyleGGD
    @FreestyleGGD 10 лет назад +2

    This is fucking glorious

  • @ThisAintNews
    @ThisAintNews 16 дней назад

    You burnt down your local hospital.....with STOLEN matches?

  • @JimmySlacksack
    @JimmySlacksack 8 лет назад +4

    Its time to SHARE or SHAFT.

  • @plumefilms
    @plumefilms 8 лет назад +2

    crying. hilarious

  • @TrevorVisionELIT3FLEA
    @TrevorVisionELIT3FLEA 11 лет назад

    That is a great story. I am trying to find a show where i was in the crowd and wondered if you had any more videos of the shows at all. I would love to see it and show my wife and kids it.

  • @hyperonprime91
    @hyperonprime91 10 лет назад +2

    Jesus, 10 years through the courts only cost 10 grand? Either there was a lot of pro bono work there or those are the cheapest solicitors ever.