The fact his channel started as a gaming news and lists kind of stuff and then slowly turned to Michael telling us about interesting stuff while also becoming crazier is awesome.
I remember my grandfather taught me this when I was a kid. I tried to explain it to my class but everyone including the teacher just looked at me like I was dumb.
Ah classic, being the smartest person in your class, but because everyone else are idiots they think you're dumb. This happened to me in college, some people claimed that whiskey and whiskey coke have the same amount/percentage of alcohol. I tried to explain to them that whiskey has +/- 40% alcohol, but if you mix it at a ratio of 1 part to 3 parts of something non-alcoholic like coke, the percentage in that beverage is not 40% anymore. I even made a drawing of 2 glasses to explain it to them. They called me a fool for thinking you can change the amount of alcohol in an alcoholic beverage. Eventually i just gave up and walked away knowing i am smarter then them and i don't need their gratification. I was kinda shocked that people around the age of 19 to 23 didn't know how percentages work, but also decided it wasn't my problem nor my responsibility to teach them.
I feel like this is the first *real* vsauce video. It's so cool to see this go from a "strange facts" series into an extremely in-depth science channel
ItsMichiV "Never touched them, just pushed them apart." THAT'S WHAT TOUCH IS. It's a problem of semantics, not physics. I'm not sure how VSauce fails to see that.
SoulRCraft2 True… but computer and television SCREENS can only display combinations of red, green, and blue - which is what MechMonstrosity was referring to. :p
News: don’t touch people or any physical contact Me:starts making physical contact Police: stop right there Me: I actually haven’t scientifically my electrons are actually repelling so basically the force is in us
@@tanishmisra2385 since your body never touches the ground, you're basically hovering above it or flying. *edit: I'm assuming you're familiar with this format of joke.*
@@screamsinrussian5773 its refering to the video consept: that you dont touch anything so basically kid is playing on an old phone kid:mom i want a good phone mum: but you have a phone at home phone at home: (phone at home is the old phone
As a random polite squirrel, I can confirm that what Michael is saying is false. I am indeed touching my squirrel-sized chair, and typing this on my squirrel-sized computer.
*Goes to a museum* *Touches a statue* Security: "hey don't touch that!" Me: "I wasn't touching it" Security: "Don't lie I saw you touching this statue" Me: "I didn't touch it, I just moved my finger close enough to the surface of the statue to feel what the surface of the statue feels like without letting any particles or atoms in my finger touching it, in fact I never touched anything because anything I touch, there's always a very tiny atom sized gap to microscopic to see by the human eyes. the only things I ever touched are my parents and food, because their particles are chemically reacting with mine" Security: "who taught you that definition of touching?" Me: "vsauce"
I can imagine that being a clickbait RUclips title. “SCARY MAN RAPED ME BY ASKING THE TIME AT 3 AM?!?!? DO NOT TRY AT HOME!1!!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 (WATCH TILL THE END FOR A GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY!)
Next time I go to the store ill try to touch everything and mum will keep saying "stop touching everything" And I'll bounce back with my response im not touching it on an atomic level as the electrons are repulsing so by a gap to small to see im truly mathematically not touching anything
Dad: Did you eat the bread Me: i didn't touch it Dad:why are you playing video game Me: What you talking about i didn't touch it Dad: take out the garbage Me: Eww no Dad: Don't worry you won't touch it.....
Mom: "Why don't you get your hands off that damn phone?!" Me: "Your statement is scientifically invalid because due to the Pauli exclusion principle and the laws of electrodynamics, I can't actually tou-" Mom: *SLAP* leave my son satan!
David Rozbořil again, you feel the repulsive force. It's pointless for us to explain to you if you're not trying to understand, or you really are very stupid
So, if the floor _is indeed_ lava,
Does it _matter?_
Good point
Goood point
Good point
Good point
Patrick Henderson it will not touch you but it will give you so much heat that can burn you to death
Me: Tag! You're it micheal!
Micheal: You technicaly didn't tag me.
Micheal probably did that in kindergarden
OR DID YOU
Fmono • 39 years ago • Updated I just remember him from preschool... I have so many memories
Stop asking Questions wdym
- Tag! You’re it Michael!
- Or am I?
So the "Can't Touch This" song is appropriate in any situation?
All ways been
+Bryan Barrios Always*
Yep.
saw this one coming 😂😂😂 wasn't dissapointed
+Emanuele Cancelli **always has
The fact his channel started as a gaming news and lists kind of stuff and then slowly turned to Michael telling us about interesting stuff while also becoming crazier is awesome.
Fr it was such a glowup it was so weird before
@@dreamlesssleepartthe weird stuff was mostly just clickbait wasn't it
It was a gaming channel!??
@@lissybaby3643look at the oldest vids.
@@Haystack_ you are the only person to talk about micheals old videos we need more people like you
Michael single handedly ended a million lawsuits
Guys guys I didn’t touch her I swear her atoms did not touch mine
😂😂
@Frenz Ioan Ledesma I never touched the pipe used to break apart the prison wall, the atoms never touched. How could I have escaped?
@Frenz Ioan Ledesma well it wasn't telekinesis.
@Frenz Ioan Ledesma I used electromagnet force.
So touch screen is a lie
ANISH AGAR yes right
Repulsive screen.
Lmaoooo
iWhispie Wait within 3 hours we both watch a video uploaded over 6 years ago and that's messing with my mind a little
Dun dun duunnn
Younger brother: mom! He punched me!
Older brother:
Fax
Fax
Printer
genious
@@dakheelalmutairi2715 wtf
“Plays this video to a police officer”
So technically I didn’t slap that old lady.
But your still hurt her
@@headoverheels899 so yea
@@minix07 and that's where you start running
🥴 uh oh
@@headoverheels899 well no, she just felt the power of the electrons. So if it didn’t have the barrier, it would be like bakugo
"and for my next magic trick I will hover"
*sits in chair*
Levitation on a chair
But there is a friction or is it?
LMFAO🤣🤣
you sat on ant man
Well, that’s _technically_ correct. 😳
So we never technically "touched" down on the moon? There it is guys...
😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
We haven't touched the earth yet
Us humans are flying
but is are skin touching
or even the earth
Vsauce: you're not technically touching
Me: *looks away for two seconds*
Vsauce: if I ate 600 bananas
*looks away for 0.00005 more milliseconds*
Vsauce: does an atom take an infinite amount of space?
It's the guy from Maths Tests, he buys 2,832 bananas and eats 678 of them
It was well over half a minute, not even close to two seconds.
If you ate 600 bananas you would die from radiation most likely
@Yung Beast AH, YES, THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU.
I remember my grandfather taught me this when I was a kid. I tried to explain it to my class but everyone including the teacher just looked at me like I was dumb.
:( sorry to hear that
@@paulmueller100x that happened to me when i told the student luigi says mama mia and the student said no at kindergarten
Damn
Show em the video AND GET YOUR REVENGE!
Ah classic, being the smartest person in your class, but because everyone else are idiots they think you're dumb.
This happened to me in college, some people claimed that whiskey and whiskey coke have the same amount/percentage of alcohol.
I tried to explain to them that whiskey has +/- 40% alcohol, but if you mix it at a ratio of 1 part to 3 parts of something non-alcoholic like coke, the percentage in that beverage is not 40% anymore.
I even made a drawing of 2 glasses to explain it to them.
They called me a fool for thinking you can change the amount of alcohol in an alcoholic beverage.
Eventually i just gave up and walked away knowing i am smarter then them and i don't need their gratification.
I was kinda shocked that people around the age of 19 to 23 didn't know how percentages work, but also decided it wasn't my problem nor my responsibility to teach them.
me: *watches* *video*
also me: *aggressively* *trying* *to* *touch* *my* *bed*
🤣🤣🤣
@@valeria9385 what are you laughing at
OMG I did that to!
BRUH I ACTUALLY TRIED TO DO THIS
Lol same
So a skateboard is a hover board???
dashton wolf yeah pretty much.
Why does thatatter when you can't even skateboard since you can't touch it
We need your help buddy
dashton wolf ...
Yes
Museum: do not touch
Me, who watched this video: *evil laughing*
Cant wait when you steal something and then in court play this vid...
We know
Wen was Wen born?
You’ll do a crime the gap is microscopic!
@SouSselL and that also was a joke
I feel like this is the first *real* vsauce video. It's so cool to see this go from a "strange facts" series into an extremely in-depth science channel
Physicists flirting be like: "I want to feel your repulsive force."
Lmao great
😅😅😅
You silly😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
why is everyone so cringy
2:50 "You have a tiny bit more radiation when sleeping with someone than a person who sleeps alone" *Cries in healthy*
Healthy loneliness 🤯
I will never have cancer
@@greenbin3028 unlikely
i sleep with thin air
does that count???
F
Funny how he assumed that we're sitting naked in a chair.
Ha ur right
You're not?
Or is it?
Ur right
you're not?
"So as you can see, your honor, my client didn't actually touch that child" 💀💀💀
Saul goodman
Now you find defense excuses from physics
After this video I slapped my science teacher.But I actually did not.
You're mad😂
Lol
You slapped him but you didnt touch him
*starts vsause music*
U did but you didn’t touch her
Judge: sir did you touch the child?
Michael: so we are going to define the word "touch"
This comment is gonna blow
.
Teaskovski this is the same as every other fucking comment goober.
@@ChunskieFartFilms it's okay why you have to drop f word all the time
still finding why u gotta nitpick my language.
Friend: Did you kiss my girlfriend?!?
Me: No,I was just feeling her repulsing force of electrons.
@DexterKeepsEatingLasagne smart
@@chinkubai can I be smart too?
123456789012
24 sirosay deacker lol
@DexterKeepsEatingLasagne Nope theoretically since pi is infinite the numbers I said are correct and you never said the FIRST 12 numbers of pi.
This was the video that changed VSause from cheap gamer humor and quirky product showcasing to existentialism and the fragility of life
1980: I bet we will have flying cars in the future
The future: yes
this comment should have more likes
The best "flying cars in the future" joke I've ever seen!
Underrated
What does “Yes” mean, cars aren’t flying they’re only hovering above the ground by a microscopic amount!
@@doodlema2241 True.
So what your saying is I can use this in court?
Hey past self!
Oh shit...
Hahahaha I can imagine
freeza guy gets it
ay shite.. at least they won't find out you destroyed the earth
*murders someone *
At police station...
"BUT I NEVER TOUCHED THEM "
Chemical Ness haha that was punny
Bring Me The Memes LOL
+Aquacelot I never touched the gun
Bring Me The Memes Xd
Bring Me The Memes lol
I felt like a genius for coming up with this theory after an intense chemistry study session at 14-15 🌚
so i never realy touched my self ; god bless
lol
Haha
Bruhh😂😂
And I never wrote this comment!
You did; skin atoms have touched.
2:15 I'd have to have a girlfriend first
:(
sad reacts only
Nicklas Slone you'd have to have a girlfriend to hug you grandma?
yep, cause my girlfriend is my grandma
Nicklas Slone liek dis if u cri everytiem
Nicklas Slone don't cry ma boi
Girl: touch me
Michael: well I can’t actually do that, you see....
.
69 likes, nice
Girls HATE being touched
@@zfloyd1627 👁️👄
want a hoverboard?
1: find plank
2: stand on plank
hahahahhaahhahahah
Lol
Problem, Einstein?
If atoms cant touch each other how is out bodies connected
M.C. Hammer liked this video.
XD
👏
So did bill Cosby
But did he actually _touch_ the like button?
clever very clever
So if i'd shoot someone and he'd die, i could say the bullet never touched him and that i'm innocent?
The amount of force that went through him broke the atoms but never touched them just pushed them apart but yeah you still killed gim
That's called murder. You ment to kill him.
Yes! Fucking YES! Lets go ''not'' kill someone!!!!!!!!!!
Rene Flores Wouldn't it be attempted murder?
ItsMichiV "Never touched them, just pushed them apart." THAT'S WHAT TOUCH IS. It's a problem of semantics, not physics. I'm not sure how VSauce fails to see that.
Jokes on you Vsauce I don’t have a girlfriend
What about now?
Still no
Same
HA
Well you’re not alone, because I’ve been dead for 980 years.
I still love how random the transition Vsauce have, like there's no way you can talk about carbon to bananas smoothly but random at the same time.
Yes that’s pretty random…
Or is it?
That banana isn't yellow... I've been watching too much Vsauce
You and me both
me too
SoulRCraft2 True… but computer and television SCREENS can only display combinations of red, green, and blue - which is what MechMonstrosity was referring to. :p
MechMonstrosity The banana is yellow in real life, but on screen, it's green and red.
SoulRCraft2
Indeed! :D
*BREAKING NEWS:*
Man pushes atoms away to actually touch his arm, causes nuclear explosion!
News: don’t touch people or any physical contact
Me:starts making physical contact
Police: stop right there
Me: I actually haven’t scientifically my electrons are actually repelling so basically the force is in us
i thought it will make a black hole
That Florida man in a nutshell
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@IHTGINT got some ant man vibes back here
Me: Oh this is a cool place what can I do here?
Museum:
Underrated
Underrated.
Underrated..
Underrated
Underrated
Everytime, every single video is such a hit. Great job!
So, to answer your question officer, no I did not touch that girl
Explode.
“So if I punch you, I won’t be charged with assault?”
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz7953 technically no
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz7953 Assault has nothing to do with touching.
@@Slade69 but assault is a physical attack :(
Never touching is touching. What a touching story.
But the story can't really touch you- ;)
nice play on words....you sneaky cat!
Well technically-
My bullet did not touch him, his body got out of its way of my bullet.
FBI, OPEN UP... or i'll touch your spaghett
@@Kingbutwithexclamationpoint no you can't
@@Kingbutwithexclamationpoint dont u dare
Yeah! "your" bullet 😏😏😏
9 years later and these videos are still great
Girlfriend: "Touch my body."
Me: "Well, you see..."
*Vsauce music plays*
under rated comment
Where the hell it happens
Okay, Darvis
Oki
I didn't have a girl friend:(
Thanks God my uncle wasn't touching me as a child.
Bruh
+Tymon0000 Cool
+Tymon0000 what is god???
+Jesper Kemppainen your dad. GAY GINGERMAN
oh :(
I wrote this comment without touching my keypad
Talk to speech, eh?
👏 👏 👏 👏 *slow clap*
@@makoloxko but you cant clap :D
@Kai Gavin 21 JUMPSUIT JUMPSUIT COVER ME!
I masturbated without touching my penis...
There's a whole lot of merch possible off the back of this video
Mom I want to fly!
Mom: You can fly at home
Fly at home:
That mom is awesome
i didnt get it ??
@@tanishmisra2385 since your body never touches the ground, you're basically hovering above it or flying.
*edit: I'm assuming you're familiar with this format of joke.*
@@AjaySharma-le3df but why the half empty sentence
@@screamsinrussian5773 its refering to the video consept: that you dont touch anything so basically
kid is playing on an old phone
kid:mom i want a good phone
mum: but you have a phone at home
phone at home:
(phone at home is the old phone
*So that means that nobody has ever touched my spaghett???*
Even if this videos message wasnt true and you could touch everything no one would have touched ur spaghetti anyway.
Its rewind time!!
Ooooh, that's how that meme died
Yeah no one ever touched it, it's just in my stomach but it's not touching it because of atoms
What's with all these spaghetti comments? What is that a reference to?
“Your body is not touching the chair at all!”
Why yes, I would hope that I am wearing pants.
Underrated lmao
nah i’m on the toilet
@@CYR3Kme to
@@CYR3Klmao same
As a random polite squirrel, I can confirm that what Michael is saying is false. I am indeed touching my squirrel-sized chair, and typing this on my squirrel-sized computer.
The first modern Vsauce video.
*Goes to a museum*
*Touches a statue*
Security: "hey don't touch that!"
Me: "I wasn't touching it"
Security: "Don't lie I saw you touching this statue"
Me: "I didn't touch it, I just moved my finger close enough to the surface of the statue to feel what the surface of the statue feels like without letting any particles or atoms in my finger touching it, in fact I never touched anything because anything I touch, there's always a very tiny atom sized gap to microscopic to see by the human eyes. the only things I ever touched are my parents and food, because their particles are chemically reacting with mine"
Security: "who taught you that definition of touching?"
Me: "vsauce"
XD LOL
Lol
Best thing I've read today
Darth Alvaldong yu mean Michael?
lol
All along MC Hammer was indeed correct!
you just got thumbs up for creativity
Thank you sir, I am quite proud of that one. Tiny baby man.
+Steve Centeno Well, Michio Kaku made this joke already. #COPY
+Steve Centeno Well, Michio Kaku made this joke already. #COPY
W 😂
“Kiss your girlfriend”
*Impossible*
@NIRAJ BARAL and will be 😂
B-bakana
Don't have one in the first place
May the cereal be with u
@@nutsackjoe4202 man you got me there with the 38 years ago i thought its was a glitch.
"You're hovering right now"
Me: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY
Thanks Michael, now I know that my butt is made of atoms
Just like everything else... ? idk whats so cool about that
I will still smash Uranus
Leon Tanevski he is being sarcastic... That is the joke lol
Now I wish he wouldve covered what happens when you drop a loaf
Oh yeah Oh yeah
Girl in the train: Hey you touched me! I'll call the cops!
Me: My lawyer is Vsauce
Lol
Hahahahah
The other lawyer:
* nervous sweating *
I can imagine that being a clickbait RUclips title. “SCARY MAN RAPED ME BY ASKING THE TIME AT 3 AM?!?!? DO NOT TRY AT HOME!1!!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 (WATCH TILL THE END FOR A GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY!)
Haha
I can't even lift then..... bro?
David Graff no you are using your super powers to lift the weights
I meant to say duck
Me: "I'm sad let's re-watch all of Micheals videos
Michael: "okay so this is when things start getting depressing"
Why do I hear boss music?
caint touch this
you put one too many dun's and it's bothering me
Why'd you have to tell me UnU
hahahaha congrats +Zach hill you've won my coveted comment of the day award
zach hill I don't want to,
the duns are actually the exact number
ᶠᵃᵍᵍᵒᵗ
Damn. MC Hammer was right.
Can't touch this :>
Someone call the Special Victims Unit because the English language just got raped.
paincalledliving DamN Mc HAMmeR wAs rIGht
Delete this
HAH!
mom: don’t touch anything
me: laughs evilly
Next time I go to the store ill try to touch everything and mum will keep saying "stop touching everything" And I'll bounce back with my response im not touching it on an atomic level as the electrons are repulsing so by a gap to small to see im truly mathematically not touching anything
So no police officer, i didnt touch that child
Dad: *WHY DID YOU SMACK YOUR BROTHER*
Me: *BUT I DIDNT EVEN TOUCH HIM*
That's funny 😂
That’s funny😐
That's funny 😂
Holy shit I'm laughing so fucking hard😐
Gacha gay
"You see, your honor, he actually never even touched the child."
If this defense gets someone acquitted...
But i still don't think my dad is innocent.
Cringe. Sus.....
Cringe and Sus.
@@heleavesthe99 ur cringe
@@heleavesthe99 saying "sus" is also cringe
My wife: "what do you mean you never touched her? You were all over that skank, I saw it!"
Me: *vsauce music starts*
@@aubymori1333 ...
@@KungFuKendrick ....
@@Theguywithspectacles .....
@@kmac123ize dot dot dot dot dot dot lol
@@zyfixosu ...
This is the most entertaining man I’ve ever seen
a proposal of scientist..
"will you touch my electron?"
That's the thing you can't touch the electrons
more like, "will you touch the repulse of my electrons?"
Dad: Did you eat the bread
Me: i didn't touch it
Dad:why are you playing video game
Me: What you talking about i didn't touch it
Dad: take out the garbage
Me: Eww no
Dad: Don't worry you won't touch it.....
Fire
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Thug Life😎😎😎
Savage reverse card
oof
I can hover !? *jumps out of window*
+Husow Koopa 1:02 thats aluminium btw ... why did i look that up XD
+Husow Koopa i am radioactive ?! *jumps out of window*
ok
I just died !? jumps out the window
Technically you never touches the ground so you never fell 🤔
Beautiful ending! The bonds we share with our parents during the developmental phase of birth is priceless! Can't get any closer than that.
so if i hit a pedestrian with a car i shouldn't be charged with hit and run i should be charged with "run"
Your Boi Yes, but you did hurt him...or probably even killed him. O.o
You should be charged with "close contact and manipulation of location of atoms and run."
Violent repulsion and rapid relocation*
Project Overturn aka RareBeeph there you go
No you would be charged with repulsion and run
“How close can you get to a person”
Well you see it’s 2020...
*so I cant*
Sad but true😔
Under rated comment
Lol 6 feet
Except your family. So its possible
Did you do it before?
so the swegway IS A HOVERBOARD!! THANK YOU VSAUCE!!
Shut up, dunce, and take your swegway hater qualities somewhere else.
This guy never disappoints!
Mom: "Why don't you get your hands off that damn phone?!"
Me: "Your statement is scientifically invalid because due to the Pauli exclusion principle and the laws of electrodynamics, I can't actually tou-"
Mom: *SLAP* leave my son satan!
🤣😂🤣
@@ReneeLoves people still use fucking emojis ?
😂 😂
@Dylan Souza let me give you a piece of advice: dont use emojis. You'll thank me later.
@@randomeggthatworksforthefb7172 I really wanna know why you ppl hate those emojis.. I can't find a logical reason..just plz tell me why?
Michael: you kissed your girlfriend
Also Michael: *or did you*
Simple answer: No you didn't, you don't have one
Hey man, it's been a long time
~ *Trying To Hug* ~
Don't come closer! I'm radioactive!
😂😂😂
pt 2:
Guy trying to hug: "How are you radioactive? That doesn't make sense explain."
Me: "I slept with your sister for a year"
Amazing how this video was here for 11 years before I saw it. Totally superb stuff, thanks.🎉
You sound like my friend when I'm at his house
*NO NO NO YOU CAN'T TOUCH ANYTHING*
Or does he?
*BETRAY THE FRIEND*
i’m sorry to break it to you but, you got some toxic friends
Name Lastname IKR?
I am not fu*kin with your friend but
He seems lile peace of........
💩
Wait... they’re all flying cars?
*Always have been.*
So now we just need to find out how to make a car that touches the ground.
Cats can fly
@PC Bugs Foundation chickens too
@PC Bugs Foundation duck
@PC Bugs Foundation Daily Dose Of Internet : You sure?
Ohhhh dang. *_Radioactive bananas,_* guys.
S T R I V E What I got out of that was that I never have to get a chest-xray, I'll just eat 600 bananas.
***** Oh my god, that's amazing. Do it. ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
S T R I V E sounds like a band
Wustard Actually yeah. Betty White Tit Fuck is a band too.
S T R I V E really fuck sake
therefore your honor…
So tecnically I`m "floating" lilke Superman right? o.O
David Rozbořil seriously? are you that ignorant?
David Rozbořil by what's explained in the video. and maybe a bit of friction.
David Rozbořil again, you feel the repulsive force. It's pointless for us to explain to you if you're not trying to understand, or you really are very stupid
David Rozbořil there's a gap between atoms, and they can't 'touch' each other. but, gravity still works on us.
David Rozbořil
whats explained in the vid: you only feel the pressure of the atoms repelling each other
Thanks vsauce I know I can fly now.
Well, a superhero with the power of touchign someone else would have the power to generate nuclear explosions. Pretty cool.
I watched this video without clicking on it :))
you would have to click on it to comment
VideoGqmes Jesus christ
VideoGqmes big r/woooosh
wdym u clicked it but u just “didn’t touch it”
The Dizaster atomically
Damn. His first serious video.
..... Now I have an excuse for tag.
XD
So do your friends...
+Tadami Doudine haha guess your right! Hope fully they don't watch this video! XD
+Tadami Doudine not if their it first 😂
whoever is it loses automattically
Are you telling me that everyone is a virgin
Micheal: *Well yes, but actually no*
*Vsauce music intensifies*
Define it
.
choc_d .
No one's a virgin, life screws us all
If you ate 600 bananas you are going to NEED a chest x-ray.
Ashe Sakuragi peraphs u need a grave since no one could eat so much
You really wouldn't need X-ray, cause you know you fucked up even without it.
Ayaka Kitamikado and laxatives...😂😂😂
Did you know bananas are radioactive (To die you need to eat half a million in one sitting so don't worry)
If you eat five in one sitting you are probably dead)
So what your saying is, pushing someone is just using the force.
yes
Vsauce at the start : atoms can't touch each other
Vsauce at the end : bananas are radioactive
true
I like bananas
@@super6703 I don't
@@AjumSheiCaydaresh13579 whats wrong with u
@@vigzz9569 I don't like their texture, taste wise it's fine.
Michael out there answering all my 4 grades questions that everybody was laughing at when I ask them.
I can feel the pain😌
Homeschooled gang couldn’t relate
Same
Owen is a girl name?
I took a lot of the reply section lol
@@bornundersaturnz lmao no, i'm sure is a guy nameand I'm a dude, but hey , at the end of the day a name have no gender
1:35
...Did Vsauce just compliment my butt? .-.
Jeesaf Oceanleft you must be fun at parties
Jeesaf Oceanleft b..but he said my butt was pretty
SethBang Are parties fun for him?
Medicine Melancholy how?
your butt is repulsive
It’s great looking back at vsauce’s first ever ep, and seeing how to channel develops. Wow!
"What Is Video ??" is Vsauce's first ep
0:02 Micheal pls our relationship is moving too fast I need my space
Linky iiii
Linky lol
RayanAuditore I-/ BURN!
0:51 he’s insisting that we are sitting on our chairs naked
j-gems and you’re saying you don’t sit on your chair naked?
Does your comment mean that you don't sit on your chair naked??
As a squirrel, I do everything naked. This includes sitting on chairs.
Am I the only one who thought about sex the entire video
yes
We can't have sex. Case closed.
nope
yyyup
lol your single brain cell is getting lonely
Notice how he looks and sounds less insane 11 years ago