What Is The Earth Worth?
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He's actually just floating above the floor horizontally.
thank god somebody noticed
I can never watch this video the same way ever again, thanks
I cannot unsee that now.
Michael's immense knowledge and wisdom overrides Newton's laws of physics.
Lol I was thinking the same the whole time.
Honestly expected him to reveal it.
New challenge: Let Vsauce videos play automatically with only audio and try to figure out what the heck the video title is
That would be a nice challenge... no joke
Neat
Is this thing possible:
Yes but actually no
I've watched him so much that might pull it off
I like this. Been watching and rewatching for as long as hes been making videos
You are about 1.9×10^-51% of the mass of the observable universe.
sooooo
what?
Vsauce Yet what is the sum of the information I contain? Surely I have more information than a cloud of helium with nearly the same mass, since that information can be reduced or approximated with models of gases, but somewhat less information than an integrated circuit or super-efficient hard-drive with nearly my mass.
The information I contain may include memories, DNA, proteins . . . it's hard to boil it down.
In response to your statement, what percentage of the information in the available universe am I?
Hey Michael! I have seen you reference Beck's Loser 3-4 times in the past. You have a great taste in music!
Vsauce Yo Mama's so fat, that she is 1.9×10^-50 % of the mass of the observable universe.
CutZa Dsch thats skinnier
People: “Humans are priceless”
Michael: “About $2,000”
The Day Human gonna meet another powerful, smart species they will realise they worth NOTHING!
It is theoretical 48 million including every liquid, every organ
Damn how you don’t label Michael as a person
@@bocajmaestro1730 *I may not have a brain, but ladies and gentlemen I have an idea*
Humans, with a body processed and every material in the body separated + organs, is around 4 million bucks
I did not search it on a school chrome book
I love how he goes from how much is the Earth worth, to "If an animal takes a photo, who it belongs to?".
Grammar!
@@noyou1735 no u
@@tomcat3809 *UNO REVERSE*
vsauce can make a video about farts and somehow end it with the meaning of life
I mean, it had a purpose. To show that the concept of ownership is vague, and not something universal but man-made.
Earth: *exists*
Villager: I'll give you 2 emeralds for that
why were we both recommended this so late lol
@@user-ke6yw2ib6k hOw woUlD yOu knOW
@@turdboi-qv2xx or do u?
@@turdboi-qv2xx Your username is a blessing.
Gives you 1 Earth for 16 Emeralds
Next trade: gives you 1 Emerald for 16 Earths
*v i l l a g e r s*
Me: I’m going to sleep
Vsauce: Or are you?
but what is sleep?
Why?
Omg yes
@@Cobratate6000 Something I don't get very much of.
@@Cobratate6000 And how much does sleep weigh?
Parents: "You are worthless!"
Me: "Hold your hoses bucko I'm at least worth 2k"
That's just the nutrients. Once you sell all your organs and bones and muscles then you're worth hundreds of thousands. Maybe even millions
Yeah those parents should probably kill themselves
*Gets sold*
Never in my life would I even think about stumbling upon an educational video and the human race would be referred to as a fart.
Sure....EARTH'S FIRST FART COST 1$! COME DO A BID HERE!
vsauce's videos are filled with unbelievable knowledge, stupid puns and jokes (I love it though), and existential crisis
my positive message for the day... i am a fart
Welcome to Vsauce
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Beginning: “What’s earth worth in dollars?”
Conclusion: “We’re farts!”
This is why I love Vsauce.
Ik same 😂
Same my dude
I thought you were joking, but i was wrong😂
bruh spoilers wtf
Lmao bruh lol
*"The man who sold the world"* starts playing
never lost control
...said I was his friend
Underwater Walter not to disrespect Cobain, but it’s originally a Bowie song and Nirvana covered it.
Funi
The World already has an owner and he is DIO
Title: "What Is The Earth Worth?" Conclusion: "Humans are farts"
True
@@AdamTheCannon your pfp kinda weird
@@deadchannel5933 what's the problem it's just khabib.
@@AdamTheCannon the problem is that it's weird
@@deadchannel5933 bro u good?
Here goes Michael again, shopping for planets.
I am the 69 like,
Pewdiepie could buy Jupiter
459? Hmmmm should I like?
Lol
come on micheal other people want planets too
I think Saturn might already have been sold. Some aliens liked it, so they put rings on it.
XD
dead joke :/
+Finlandball Finland has some juicy balls
Boo.
Lenny
1:39 “A light year …”
Me: I can barely imagine how big an acre is
Dude, A light is a measurement of length and an acre is a measurement of are. So technically, they are not directly comparable.
@@sudarshanlahoti3856 🤓
@@sudarshanlahoti3856 let the man cook
@@sudarshanlahoti3856 That doesn't really change anything. The point still stands he can't imagine something as small as an acre, so imagining something so big is almost impossible. Even if one is a straight distance and the other is an area.
“We are Earth’s first fart.”
Michel Stevens, contemporary philosopher.
Where Earth poo
Philosophart
spoiled aliens be like: “Tracy’s so lucky her mom lets her buy so many planets”
No honey, you already have an asteroid.
@@spheredude6003 But my asteroid has gold I want Diamonds😠
I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your perfect amount of thumbs up.
@@mas0nfootball6810 diamonds? I want one with ice!
@@lullabypoppera3914 ice? I desire platinum!
"The Moon, is a moon"
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Snow is snowier now!
@@primo_ And goats have joined the game!
and my roof here is made of roof.
so my shelf over here is made of shelf
Ah yes vsauce is vsauce
Or is he?
"what is the world worth?"
"We are it's fart"
I love you vsauce and everything that you do
Rick Harrison "the best I can do is like 50 bucks"
+WeebySpice haters
Haha
Noah Hinchee b
That guy in the comments who thinks he's funny
"I've still gotta make a profit off this."
Maybe aliens are just waiting for the Steam Winter Sale...
This comment deserves way more likes
Trim Prism nuclear winter sales
Oh yeah! Winter Sales are the best! It's the only time of the year where I buy games on Steam!
THAT is a GREAT comment! LOL
If they needed a new planet and made it here...seriously doubt we could stop them at all...
Villager: Two emeralds, take it or leave it.
@Bill Cipher i actually came up with it myself but okay you do you
Lol
@@Badvait what do you mean?
Greirath do you not play minecraft
@@Badvait the comment after that
Imagine if aliens approached us and had no idea how economics works because it would only be a human concept.
Although I’m not certain, I feel like some sort of economic system would have to exist in a species capable of interstellar travel. They may have since abandoned it in favor of a Star Trek esque paradise version of socialism where everyone essentially wants for nothing and all needs are provided. But who knows
I've always wondered what if advanced aliens 👽 showed up and saw how we fuel our minds and bodies by actually killing and eating other Earth creatures. Would they run away screaming at such gory atrocities and then return to their home to share the depravity of us Earthlings? Like how we kill and eat each other for energy with which to operate our physical form as well as our cognitive functions?
@@wolfiemuse i would imagine it would be like that, at least for some materials that are very common in the universe.
It is a human thing. Animals and critters don't trade currwncy for food and items
@@ferociouzmonk but you don't see animals and critters traveling to the space, now do you?
The Earth is worth exactly one Earth's worth of Earth.
Chupachu To understand what your saying, someone must have a another habbitable planet like ours so that they can buy Earth?
Total Cost to logic:-10^1000 Brain cells
Chupachu MIND. BLOWN
Actually due to inflation the earth is worth 0.9 earth's worth of earth.
*insert blinking guy meme*
Humans selling the earth would be like a tapeworm selling you.
😂
I don’t think I have tapeworms tho
@scpwiki account I don't know if you got that the wrong way around, or are you just talking about Russia's questionable black markets.
No it wouldn't. The Earth isn't naturally sentient, it houses many sentient beings but is is literally speaking a giant rock with wacky shit on it. It'd be like a man selling the entire apartment with tenants already in it.
A rat selling a whole building
3:18 I love how Michael tries to say “Reddit user Shady Potato” in a serious tone
LMAOOOO
He kinda succeeded
He never makes fun of anyone or anything
To be fair, pooplicker888 was Vsauce’s original name.
"Doesnt appreciate..."
Shows a image of australia
brother that was a clip of the planet
7:55 I forgot what this episode was called so I searched “squirrels in Nebraska Vsauce” and it worked!
Wow that's funny and cool 😂😎
Transcription
ok
8:06
This is why I always watched vsauce
My brain just exploded
Jupiter Ascending called, it wants its central premise back
SHATTER ever played half life 2?
@@outofstepbaritone all heil combine
Boom
"The moon, is a moon"
Ahh ,you have enough bones in you body to make a human skeleton
munazza hussain An adult skeleton? But I am 2 years old! I have too many bones for a adult skeleton. Okay please don't think I am actually 2 years old.
That is Bullshit man!!!!
@@who-ny5oe , Öl
Österreich
Ää
@@who-ny5oe Was
Idk why but I laughed
Aliens taking notes for the invasion
*Two lovers sitting on a field, during the night, watching the stars*
Her: What do you think we are, in the big picture?
Him: We are Earth's first farts
"Ew. I'm breaking up with you.'
The first 2 lines just make me think of
Two lovers, forbidden from one another
A war divides their people
And a mountain divides them apart
Built a path to be together
...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...
Secret tunnel!
Secret tunnel!
Through the mountain!
Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah!
Best song ever 👌👌👌
@@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 fair enough
@@flarfatron2190 yeah actually underrated comment. better comment than lot of other comments with lot of likes.
7:52 Nebraskan here, I can confirm, the squirrels here are still pissed about that. Jefferson has a bad name among the local squirrel communities.
Micah Philson
Respect! I wouldn't learn French just to talk to squirrels.
Micah Philson i just dont understand why he would do that
Micah Philson s
man this video is old
@@huntertw Howso? It's only 4 years old.
I don't know what the Earth is worth, but it means the world to me.
Just leave
penguindude111 Why? =P
+Geno Stellar that was cute loool
+Geno Stellar lol
i see what you did there hahahah!!!
I love that vsauce videos are bored me thinking about everything while waiting in line. Started from how much earth is worth and ended on ownership of animal selfies
At about the 4:00 there's one of the first videos I ever created - 15 years ago, long before youtube ever existed.
I have an updated 4k resolution version on my channel, the updated part is pretty important because in the intervening time we've discovered half a million more asteroids.
Scott I am subscribed to you and your ksp videos are really unike and awesome keep being cool ps when I paused to type vsause looks like a mix between about to fall asleep and pooping:')
I was going to point out that they used your video.
*Scrolls down*
No way! Scott already made a comment about it! :D
Scott Manley Suddenly, In a science video by a popular science youtuber, another popular science youtuber appears.
Scott Manley
Wow Scott Manley on Vsauce o_O
Rolan Tang science-ception
If you buy on black Friday
It's just 20$
imagine all the nations trying to keep peace among the aliens fighting to buy earth for the black friday sale
Jojo John or maybe it's just half price. So 3,039,728,516,717$...
DeAl
if yu sel it to rick form pawn star el give you 5bucks
Stonks.
8:09 best drawing of an alien I've ever seen.
I bet that’s a real photo
@@kingpizzarat8999 i bet you clicked it
Fun fact: the word "satellite" means artificial moon in arabic
Careful, jumpscare at 0:00
TheLoaf thks, you saved me one there
no
Thanks man I was worried
too late
That's how Michael starts all VSauce videos.
Scientists thinking of other moon’s names: *oh yeah this is big brain time*
Scientists thinking of our moon’s name: MOON IS MOON
Dang I just made that comment... Eh it's different enough
@Akki Kishore , Luna is just moon in latin.
It'd be like us naming our planet "Planet".
I think it's because the Moon was named before we knew that other moons existed
we named our moon before we knew other moons existed
Pretty crazy that when my dog bites someone it's MY problem but when my dog paints a masterpiece suddenly it's everyone's
is that your siblings
Your dog's behavior is your responsability, your dog's artistic skills are not (unless you have sent it to an art school for a couple of years, paid for it, and can prove that you did). Humans and their pesky laws
nekoeko500 isn’t artistic skill part of behavior? What, did he send his dog to a school to learn to bite people?
@@rodolfolinares8254 every skill has an innate component. There are no biting schools, there are owners who don't take care of their animals
@@nekoeko500 so he's only responsible for his dog's art if he trained it to paint, but he's always responsible for the dog's bites, even when he never trained it to bite? Why the double standard?
What is the Earth worth?
Michael: "We re the Earth's first fart"
Me: How much is the earth worth?
Vsauce: The great pyramid of giza was built 3.5 light years away
How much is the earth worth?
We are Earth's first fart
Translation: Other people already did the work I'm just here to be philosophical. Sorry.
It doesnt matter what i say as long as people squint their eyes at what i say and think it is worth it
Person1: where do you live?
Person 2: earth
Person 1: ok smartass where on earth
Person 2: Earth, Texas
Person 1: WHERE IN TEXAS
OMG lol
😂
How do u not have more likes ☠️
Person 2: PEOPLE NAMED THE CITY EARTH, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT B****
lillou856 factual and actual
Q: how much is Earth worth?
A: we had two moons!
thanks michael
Lol every video
Randomy ikr
Randomy reminds me of my mother
Me:what does this xbox one cost
Mum:no i wont buy you another game
Daddy Michael.
verey guud
Earth is worth exactly 31 Vsauce videos.
Alien scout: Earth has nukes! What should we do
Alien leader: Nukes? We need to escape
Alien scout 2: Don't worry they have aimed it at themselves
Accurate we're a big joke
Comment_User If extraterrestrial life can build craft that can travel light years and detect our ICBM's. I very much doubt they would give two shits about nukes or any of our inventions.
How do these "aliens" know what a nuke is and how do they speak English?
bill rose they are probably much smarter
***** But every time in history those nations then fought each other after the common enemy went away.
I came here to find out how much the Earth is worth and I ended up realizing I'm a fart. Thank you Michael.
metalforever12345 Michæl
Lmaoooo
Not just you. But the entire human kind. And a very stinky one
Beginning: Earth only contains 1066 people.
Ending: ..we are Earth's first fart.
Classic Michael.
Adam in Greek mythology earth is a girl
@@spiceydice6968 and in internet's mythology, earth is a loli
Narancia Best Girl to some, earth is a piece of paper in internet mythology.
@@St-ef9ru Lolitas do fart. Oh yeah
7:52 Of all Vsauce videos this moment may have given me the most existential crisis.
Could you imagine an alien walking up to you and, looking right at you, asking how expensive you would be to purchase, but when you protest, the alien clarifies that it's not asking you what your asking price is; it's asking the microbe that lives on your face what your asking price is.
@Super Winnie Wili or is it?
GameStop values it at $20.50
Thats awfully generous today!
Ryan007 this needs more likes
Size no me lo creo y la otra mitad de la cancha del equipo en un momento dado de alta en
You’ll get 20% more if you take store credit...just saying.
in store credit
MrBeast:" Buying earth and giving it to a homeless person!!!"
Quaxii ASMR
Chandler: my feet were tired
Mitäs kauhamies?
MrBeast in 2876*
And makes it all about Mr Beast
Morgz :
I get an ad and I come back to the video to hear Michael go "EARTH IS BOOKIN' IT..."
all this is worth $12 at gamestop
King_Movie F U C C M Y L I F E
S U C C M Y D I C K
You guys have amazing grammar.
Kevin Durant Fake Account Backup Snake you don't get the joke
Haha that's the trade in value
What currency do they use in space?
Star bucks.
BWAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! lol
*ba dum tiss...*
XD BOOOO!
....get out
What if Starbucks headquarters is actually a space communication service. Which contacts other universes with life forms and hasn't told anyone except the most powerful people on earth. What if Area 51 is a front and it's actually the Starbucks headquarters? But it isn't actually called Starbucks it's just a code name.
Mr beast in 2090: destroying Earth and then surprising people with a new one
He would be like 90 years old lmao
@@sssswerth5323 Really?
@@adibhossain8790 ja
@@adibhossain8790 92
@@sssswerth5323 so you're saying he was born year 2000, which means he's 20 - 21 years old.
In about 100 years time vsauce will be negotiating the price of the human race with aliens
The earth is on sale! $2.99 for earth now!
Sillybox777 i bid for 2.98 sir!
I bid 2.981!
Going once, Going Twice, Goes to the man with a horse picture.
Sillybox777 und
2.99? IMPOSSIBLE ITS AMAZING
Why hasn't this guy won a Nobel prize already. He is a fucking genius.
Because he’s stating facts that have already been discovered
What if Earth is like an ant farm for aliens, and they're watching us build up our colonies.
good shit gooood shit 👌👌👌👌👌thats what im talking about good 👌shit
+Daythem Kaverous That would be so funny. People always think they're so great and good, even the average person thinks that way, when in reality we're almost nonexistent compared to the entire universe
+Daythem Kaverous South Park any one ?
What if earth is an electron and the sun is a nucleas for other alien species?
Theres a theory that aliens have already found us but dont want to interrupt our natural growth.
“Big deal” scoffs “whats it all worth” i died 😂
Me: How much money is the Earth worth?
Michael: Earth is in Texas with 1066 people.
That really helped me thx Michael
ehh
Heee
hee
*_eh_*
eh
“What makes the earth worth it?”
Me: You can breathe
@Lion Mane that is why we live here lmao
Lion Mane Its offensive to call you a nerd, right?
I'm sorry.
Australian Bushfires and Coal Fired Power Stations: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING US?!*
What makes your mother worth it?
@J B no, the logic you used is in reverse. Your statement makes it sound like the Earth was tailor-made for life on Earth, but it is actually the other way around; life adapted and formed around Earth's conditions
vsause sees the deathstar
"that's no moon! that's an artificial satellite"
Cody Crooks that's because they have no idea what their talking about!!!
Michael: Earth does have some unique selling point
Me: ...wait seems like this is not a joke any more
*we haven't even explored the observable universe cause we're too busy keeping up with the Kardashsians*
Djumba F. because we haven't been funding our space ventures enough.
*yeah, but we've been funding The Kardashian's Ventures since 2006 ヾ( ･`⌓´･)ﾉ*
And because space is really, really big, and it's really, really hard to see a lot of it.
The majority of the Universe will never be observed. Our equipment isn't good enough.
Collin Gentry *Kim Kardashian's ass is* *really, really big but we have observed* *a lot of it...* *so why cant we observe the Universe which is even smaller than Kim's tits?*
Djumba F. #jadenquotes
Aliens when they try to buy Earth:
Humans: *I don’t accept republic credits.*
Aliens we are talking to the ants they own the earth not u ( theory of 0wnership of aliens is population) highest populated species owns the planet
Is that...a rug wall?
I think its his green screen idk
+Jombo That would be a logical decision since soft materials absorb sound waves and therefore eliminate reverb, improving the sound quality of the video.
nerd
+Jombo No it's called popcorn wall. It creates the illusion of carpet, but it's beeswax colored cement.
TotallyTaco TuesdayYT ur a dork
10:17 OmG ItS tHe GuY FrOm fOrTnItE
Doctor: You have cancer
Michael: Or do i?
doctor:you have cancer
Michael:can you take it away?
Doctor:no I can’t
Micheal:or can you?
*Moon Men starts playing*
Me: what is the Earth worth? Should I buy it?
Michael: let's talk about the moon first.
*good upselling tactic there Michael. I only wanted Earth, but you are trying to sell me a moon too. I want a discount on the moon if I buy it too*
Wait no, it's only two pack with moon, you can't buy Earth without moon. Anyway, did you know that you have to buy the whole solar system as wel?
I'm selling earth for $10 you want it
@@FairyLightMoons Are you dumb? 10 bucks per kilo is fucked up, I demand 1 dollar per two kilos.
@@t-rex9809 haha?
@@regonite1495 It's really expensive, I'm an experienced gardener and I know earth's worth. 10 dollars is fucking mad.
7:03 "so far we have received zero offers"
The next time someone rejects you just remember we're all constantly rejected by the universe
why does this only have 22 likes 💀
not enough real ones rewatching vsauce and checking comments
In the first part of the video, "What is Earth Worth?" At the end of the video, "We are Earth's first fart."
Vsauce is the only channel, where im scrolling through the tubes st 11:23pm, half drunk, and i see the title of his video and go "yeah! How much DOES the earth cost?"
Vsauce: The earth is worth 69 sextillion dollars
Dictators: *my time has come*
Not for sale
Earth sells... Buy who's buying?
@@zach5994 it's 73 now you can like it
69 and sex in the same sentence, lol.
Nice
what if my cells sold me?
Finlay Hamm you are the collective consciousness of ur cells no?
@@oO1graffiti1Oo He was referencing the video.
Wrong comparison with the video's concept.
*OR WOULD THEY???*
Plot twist
Imagine having to pay rent for your planet
@@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 them guys are really fucking weird honestly lmao
Lol humans are so weird
y’know what’ll be funny, if we nuke earth lmao
nah fuck earth those “human” “people” are weird, we should just leave them alone
ALIENS!?????? NANNI?!!?!?,
13mins and 16seconds of Micheal capitalising the galaxy
Another awesome episode, indeed. I have a few questions for you to ponder.
1) Why is privacy so valueble to us, even though we are social creaturs? I mean, people want privacy, even when they do very normal things. It's actually pretty strange, don't you think?
2) Why is sexuality such a taboo, while it's the most natural thing in the world?
3) I think most people would be interested in this one. How can you take over the world? What is required, what is the most reliable way, which methods are doomed to fail. You can keep on asking questions about that one.
It would be awesome if any of these statements could be explained in a video.
Sexual intimacy is generally thought to be between two people, it's a sign of close emotional bond. However it does vary between cultures.
Because in order to be social creatures we need to be individuals and have our space and privacy
Ladie Anaxo But that raises an interesting topic with social insects, though, don't you think? Ants, termites, bees, and the like are social, but they're generally characterized as being autonomous and devoted to the colony.
1) Societies judgment and nonacceptance that there isn't a universal way of living life, scaring people away from being them selves. Plus, there are just a lot of creeps out there and some people would rather just stick to themselves. I think most people take privacy for granted.
2) Religious bigots.
3) Create/Become the leader of a religion.
If you want to take over the world, I'd think you'd need at least two things: support of the people and enforcement of your rule. Support could be garnered from anywhere between the two extremes of loving or fearful respect. Enforcement would require a lot of resources. Both of these things, I would think, would be impossible to attain for any one single person or entity.
If aliens that were 65 million light years away from us SOMEHOW looked through a really powerful telescope at earth, would they see Earth as it was in the Cretaceous period, Dinosaur times?
That is interesting. I guess that would theoretically be true.
Oooh interesting!!!! Vsause make a vid about that!!
Or maybe future???
he said that in one of his videos yes its true
If they are 65 M ly away and they looked right now, then yes, theoretically they would see dinosaurs.
Interviewer: whats your motivation?
Me: that im an earth fart.
Interviewer: you're hired!
Bro i tried this But they didn't Called me back
You got me arrest cause I tried to show that I was a fart by forcibly rubbing shit on a security guards chin
@@rubennunez4299 Too bad, did they 'call' you back after that???
This is probably one of the best earth promotion video i have ever seen .
How much is the earth?
“3. Take it or leave it.”
Hahaha lol lmao !!
69 likes
Gamestop: The best i can do is $2.50
so true lmfao
bitch ass gamestop 😂
Only 30€ for used GTA V. WTF IS THIS SHIT.
Oh, wait u see that scratch?
That’s the Grand Canyon.
Yea that’s guna bring it down to $1.50
@@TrixRKidz lol
My teacher - How many natural satellites does Earth have?
Me - Let me introduce you to Space dust
remembering that i actually don't matter makes me so relieved
Earth is insanely valuable. It's a prime source of human slaves.
The guy above me is racists, and gay.
Hol' up
@@AyuNegai Is dumb and is a person who lies.
Almost everyone above me are toxic and waste of air
The person above is correct
Gamestop: 'Hmm, $6,35'
Hmm, I dunno. Look, lemme just call in my buddy who's an expert in this kinda stuff and we'll see how much it's worth.
“What is your favorite place to visit?”
*Earth*
, TX
That's a bad one
Godzilla nah I like to visit JUPITER
@@FairyLightMoons Ok gacha
Jupiter is a gas planet and you can't step on it
@@brawlstarsbelike6631 lmao
Gracias por esto, todo. Saludos desde Argentina.
“Sixty two cents”
- Mr. Krabs
😳
🐫🐃🐈🐮😱
$5,000,000,000,000? I'll give ya $7...
50 packs of my OxyClean.
At GameStop you'll get a paperclip and $1
+Billy Mays excuse me
....
Deal.
7 really funny jk I would give the same if I were you
I wonder if the Galactic Market has summer sales.
Gaben is like King of the universe so of course it has summer sales XD
TotalThunderz gaben?
"summer" is an earthly concept.
maybe a "Galaxy supernova" sale?
Gaben is Gabe Newell, the CEO and founder of Valve, the company that created the PC based video game distribution platform Steam, which is famous for its annual summer sale, where nearly all of the games on steam are discounted. Due to Valves high level of respect in the video game community and the internet, Gabe Newell had become some sort of an internet god, thus the reference to Gaben as the ruler of the universe, and it's relevance to the original comment.
I remember now a steam.I still wait them to give me my money.And gabe didnt do nothing to gaming.
You can sleep in peace knowing that Elon Musk won't buy the earth anytime soon
How does VSauce have 9M subs if Earth only has 1066 people? LOOMYNARTY H4X CUNFERMED
There is 1066 people in Earth, TX
I hope that you're doing that on purpose, because if you seriously didn't get that joke, I don't know how you didn't.
+Tristan Weigand (Chronon) Oh sweetie.
+Jeric Studios Obviously almost everyone from Earth has over 9,000 RUclips accounts... Duh.
😂 this made my day
ARE YOU CALLING US A EARTH-FART?!
That's why we stink so much!!
CAVEMAN!"?!??!
No we are earth's left nut.
well.....
No, he's calling you an* Earth fart.
Is it just me that loves the idea of bidding against aliens to buy planets in an intergalactic auction house XD
+Pope-Eye nice name :)
"Going zonks going zinks SOLD! to the GLARX on the right for 56 trixzziptkas!
We have been visited by aliens they just don’t wanna talk… like me to my ex