What Is The Earth Worth?

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2014
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    my twitter: / tweetsauce
    my instagram: www/ electricpants
    Music from:
    / jakechudnow
    and
    www.audionetwork.com
    Vsauce: "Who Owns the Moon?": • Video
    Vsauce: "How many Photos Have Been Taken?": • How Many Photos Have B...
    Earth, Texas: goo.gl/qmozXa
    Earth’s moons:
    www.universetoday.com/15019/ho...
    ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr...
    Solar System speed around Milky Way: www.universetoday.com/18028/su...
    Greg Laughlin equation:
    oklo.org/2009/03/12/too-cheap-...
    boingboing.net/2011/02/03/cosm...
    History Channel Special:
    shop.history.com/special-prese...
    www.bullseyetv.co.uk/productio...
    bpsfuelforthought.wordpress.co...
    Human elements shirt: www.sciencemuseumshop.co.uk/ho...
    Element values: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prices_o...
    ShadyPotat0 calculation: / how_much_is_the_inside...
    Asteroids:
    Great video showing 34 years of asteroid discovery: • Asteroid Discovery - ...
    star.arm.ac.uk/neos/anim.html
    neo.jpl.nasa.gov/stats/
    433 Eros: www.erosproject.com/erosfact.h...
    Kepler search for exoplanets: kepler.nasa.gov/multimedia/ani...
    planets in Milky Way: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way
    scanning the Milky Way: www.spitzer.caltech.edu/video-...
    Nat Geo list of reasons Earth might be useful to other life forms: tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com...
    Beautiful things animals make: www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/10...
    Animals and ownership:
    www.sciencedaily.com/releases/...
    www.world-science.net/exclusiv...
    Articles on Finders-Keepers, etc.
    archive.archaeology.org/online...
    www.nysm.nysed.gov/services/2...
    Monkey Seflies:
    www.djsphotography.co.uk/
    arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20...
    non-human animal created works on wikimedia: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index....
    Dog artist Tillamook Cheddar: www.tillamookcheddar.com
    LEGO shell Hermit Crab: • Video
    Custom built see-through hermit crab shells: vimeo.com/71005763
    sneeze movie by Edison: goo.gl/Vmmh6c
    Google Earth global timelapse: earthengine.google.org/timela...
    Seflie from space: i.imgur.com/PnEMSM6.jpg
    space launch seen from plane: • Space shuttle Discover...
    selling the Brooklyn Bridge (without actually owning it): www.nytimes.com/2005/11/27/nyr...
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Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @Vsauce
    @Vsauce  9 лет назад +11600

    You are about 1.9×10^-51% of the mass of the observable universe.

    • @YodrizzleMashizzle
      @YodrizzleMashizzle 9 лет назад +590

      sooooo
      what?

    • @benjaminkilleen5525
      @benjaminkilleen5525 9 лет назад +388

      Vsauce Yet what is the sum of the information I contain? Surely I have more information than a cloud of helium with nearly the same mass, since that information can be reduced or approximated with models of gases, but somewhat less information than an integrated circuit or super-efficient hard-drive with nearly my mass.
      The information I contain may include memories, DNA, proteins . . . it's hard to boil it down.
      In response to your statement, what percentage of the information in the available universe am I?

    • @WGUKNOW
      @WGUKNOW 9 лет назад +60

      Hey Michael! I have seen you reference Beck's Loser 3-4 times in the past. You have a great taste in music!

    • @cutza7
      @cutza7 9 лет назад +602

      Vsauce Yo Mama's so fat, that she is 1.9×10^-50 % of the mass of the observable universe.

    • @YodrizzleMashizzle
      @YodrizzleMashizzle 9 лет назад +30

      CutZa Dsch thats skinnier

  • @n00t_b1rd
    @n00t_b1rd 3 года назад +3445

    He's actually just floating above the floor horizontally.

    • @Roberto-in2ru
      @Roberto-in2ru 3 года назад +118

      thank god somebody noticed

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 3 года назад +84

      I can never watch this video the same way ever again, thanks

    • @thetechnocrat4979
      @thetechnocrat4979 3 года назад +42

      I cannot unsee that now.

    • @n00t_b1rd
      @n00t_b1rd 3 года назад +62

      Michael's immense knowledge and wisdom overrides Newton's laws of physics.

    • @solemnwaltz
      @solemnwaltz 3 года назад +11

      Lol I was thinking the same the whole time.
      Honestly expected him to reveal it.

  • @unstablefusion3
    @unstablefusion3 2 года назад +1867

    People: “Humans are priceless”
    Michael: “About $2,000”

    • @Scienceguy-nh4ph
      @Scienceguy-nh4ph Год назад +8

      The Day Human gonna meet another powerful, smart species they will realise they worth NOTHING!

    • @abhinavchoudhury7000
      @abhinavchoudhury7000 Год назад +10

      It is theoretical 48 million including every liquid, every organ

    • @TheRockRock367
      @TheRockRock367 11 месяцев назад

      Damn how you don’t label Michael as a person

    • @zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860
      @zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@bocajmaestro1730 *I may not have a brain, but ladies and gentlemen I have an idea*

    • @mepmepimabee9866
      @mepmepimabee9866 8 месяцев назад +4

      Humans, with a body processed and every material in the body separated + organs, is around 4 million bucks
      I did not search it on a school chrome book

  • @noobslayer0333
    @noobslayer0333 3 года назад +871

    3:18 I love how Michael tries to say “Reddit user Shady Potato” in a serious tone

    • @impuhlse8990
      @impuhlse8990 2 года назад +19

      LMAOOOO

    • @galarxyy
      @galarxyy 2 года назад +46

      He kinda succeeded

    • @suicideistheanswer369
      @suicideistheanswer369 2 года назад +28

      He never makes fun of anyone or anything

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 года назад +51

      To be fair, pooplicker888 was Vsauce’s original name.

  • @dittrichszabolcs2011
    @dittrichszabolcs2011 5 лет назад +5056

    Earth: *exists*
    Villager: I'll give you 2 emeralds for that

    • @user-ke6yw2ib6k
      @user-ke6yw2ib6k 5 лет назад +48

      why were we both recommended this so late lol

    • @turdboi-qv2xx
      @turdboi-qv2xx 5 лет назад +17

      @@user-ke6yw2ib6k hOw woUlD yOu knOW

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 4 года назад +16

      @@turdboi-qv2xx or do u?

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 4 года назад +14

      @@turdboi-qv2xx Your username is a blessing.

    • @DarkMeta_Minecraft
      @DarkMeta_Minecraft 4 года назад +47

      Gives you 1 Earth for 16 Emeralds
      Next trade: gives you 1 Emerald for 16 Earths
      *v i l l a g e r s*

  • @ivfalenandicantgetup_7345
    @ivfalenandicantgetup_7345 5 лет назад +21393

    New challenge: Let Vsauce videos play automatically with only audio and try to figure out what the heck the video title is

    • @sebastianstan9655
      @sebastianstan9655 4 года назад +1079

      That would be a nice challenge... no joke

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 4 года назад +114

      Neat

    • @naveenkumarsingh8790
      @naveenkumarsingh8790 4 года назад +294

      Is this thing possible:
      Yes but actually no

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 4 года назад +194

      I've watched him so much that might pull it off

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 4 года назад +70

      I like this. Been watching and rewatching for as long as hes been making videos

  • @Mankeysbankeys
    @Mankeysbankeys Год назад +137

    1:39 “A light year …”
    Me: I can barely imagine how big an acre is

    • @sudarshanlahoti3856
      @sudarshanlahoti3856 2 месяца назад

      Dude, A light is a measurement of length and an acre is a measurement of are. So technically, they are not directly comparable.

    • @Mankeysbankeys
      @Mankeysbankeys 2 месяца назад

      @@sudarshanlahoti3856 🤓

    • @loganhuth
      @loganhuth Месяц назад

      @@sudarshanlahoti3856 let the man cook

    • @Puggylord316
      @Puggylord316 Месяц назад +1

      @@sudarshanlahoti3856 That doesn't really change anything. The point still stands he can't imagine something as small as an acre, so imagining something so big is almost impossible. Even if one is a straight distance and the other is an area.

  • @kewlishere
    @kewlishere Год назад +39

    7:03 "so far we have received zero offers"
    The next time someone rejects you just remember we're all constantly rejected by the universe

    • @loganhuth
      @loganhuth Месяц назад

      why does this only have 22 likes 💀
      not enough real ones rewatching vsauce and checking comments

  • @cossicrots4290
    @cossicrots4290 3 года назад +3143

    Me: I’m going to sleep
    Vsauce: Or are you?

  • @hinchmiester9199
    @hinchmiester9199 7 лет назад +2972

    Rick Harrison "the best I can do is like 50 bucks"

  • @justme42300
    @justme42300 2 года назад +453

    Imagine if aliens approached us and had no idea how economics works because it would only be a human concept.

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse Год назад +50

      Although I’m not certain, I feel like some sort of economic system would have to exist in a species capable of interstellar travel. They may have since abandoned it in favor of a Star Trek esque paradise version of socialism where everyone essentially wants for nothing and all needs are provided. But who knows

    • @MeganVictoriaKearns
      @MeganVictoriaKearns Год назад

      I've always wondered what if advanced aliens 👽 showed up and saw how we fuel our minds and bodies by actually killing and eating other Earth creatures. Would they run away screaming at such gory atrocities and then return to their home to share the depravity of us Earthlings? Like how we kill and eat each other for energy with which to operate our physical form as well as our cognitive functions?

    • @somewhataddicted7685
      @somewhataddicted7685 Год назад +4

      @@wolfiemuse i would imagine it would be like that, at least for some materials that are very common in the universe.

    • @ferociouzmonk
      @ferociouzmonk 8 месяцев назад +1

      It is a human thing. Animals and critters don't trade currwncy for food and items

    • @applememes5372
      @applememes5372 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@ferociouzmonk but you don't see animals and critters traveling to the space, now do you?

  • @Tjstevens_
    @Tjstevens_ 2 года назад +57

    Parents: "You are worthless!"
    Me: "Hold your hoses bucko I'm at least worth 2k"

    • @kingeggwardiii8131
      @kingeggwardiii8131 2 года назад +4

      That's just the nutrients. Once you sell all your organs and bones and muscles then you're worth hundreds of thousands. Maybe even millions

    • @jakeplumber1373
      @jakeplumber1373 2 года назад

      Yeah those parents should probably kill themselves

  • @MuzikBike
    @MuzikBike 7 лет назад +1204

    I think Saturn might already have been sold. Some aliens liked it, so they put rings on it.

  • @Badvait
    @Badvait 4 года назад +2493

    Villager: Two emeralds, take it or leave it.

    • @Badvait
      @Badvait 4 года назад +12

      @Bill Cipher i actually came up with it myself but okay you do you

    • @thomaslok5808
      @thomaslok5808 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @greirath1771
      @greirath1771 3 года назад +1

      @@Badvait what do you mean?

    • @Badvait
      @Badvait 3 года назад +7

      Greirath do you not play minecraft

    • @greirath1771
      @greirath1771 3 года назад +1

      @@Badvait the comment after that

  • @uwuowo4856
    @uwuowo4856 3 года назад +24

    "Doesnt appreciate..."
    Shows a image of australia

  • @Mothdood111
    @Mothdood111 3 года назад +39

    "what is the world worth?"
    "We are it's fart"
    I love you vsauce and everything that you do

  • @benz-vn6ur
    @benz-vn6ur 4 года назад +2894

    Person1: where do you live?
    Person 2: earth
    Person 1: ok smartass where on earth
    Person 2: Earth, Texas
    Person 1: WHERE IN TEXAS

    • @gamelearing5504
      @gamelearing5504 4 года назад +33

      OMG lol

    • @Smaqt.
      @Smaqt. 4 года назад +9

      😂

    • @louis_glock7075
      @louis_glock7075 4 года назад +28

      How do u not have more likes ☠️

    • @Hawkgaming-pv5wb
      @Hawkgaming-pv5wb 4 года назад +31

      Person 2: PEOPLE NAMED THE CITY EARTH, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT B****

    • @benz-vn6ur
      @benz-vn6ur 4 года назад +4

      lillou856 factual and actual

  • @penis42069
    @penis42069 5 лет назад +9805

    MrBeast:" Buying earth and giving it to a homeless person!!!"

  • @quinnsouthall6633
    @quinnsouthall6633 3 месяца назад +8

    Aliens taking notes for the invasion

  • @antekelektronik8788
    @antekelektronik8788 Год назад +8

    I love that vsauce videos are bored me thinking about everything while waiting in line. Started from how much earth is worth and ended on ownership of animal selfies

  • @Melkaro
    @Melkaro 4 года назад +3867

    "The Moon, is a moon"
    Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @primo_
      @primo_ 4 года назад +59

      Snow is snowier now!

    • @Melkaro
      @Melkaro 4 года назад +16

      @@primo_ And goats have joined the game!

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 4 года назад +17

      and my roof here is made of roof.

    • @evilxavage9070
      @evilxavage9070 4 года назад +11

      so my shelf over here is made of shelf

    • @mutsissaatana5405
      @mutsissaatana5405 4 года назад +41

      Ah yes vsauce is vsauce
      Or is he?

  • @MrPipav
    @MrPipav 3 года назад +1839

    Title: "What Is The Earth Worth?" Conclusion: "Humans are farts"

    • @AdamTheCannon
      @AdamTheCannon 3 года назад +26

      True

    • @deadchannel5933
      @deadchannel5933 3 года назад +3

      @@AdamTheCannon your pfp kinda weird

    • @AdamTheCannon
      @AdamTheCannon 3 года назад +9

      @@deadchannel5933 what's the problem it's just khabib.

    • @deadchannel5933
      @deadchannel5933 3 года назад

      @@AdamTheCannon the problem is that it's weird

    • @george3781
      @george3781 3 года назад +25

      @@deadchannel5933 bro u good?

  • @Hasanthe787
    @Hasanthe787 Год назад +7

    Fun fact: the word "satellite" means artificial moon in arabic

  • @just-justice-here
    @just-justice-here 2 года назад +11

    Michael: Earth does have some unique selling point
    Me: ...wait seems like this is not a joke any more

  • @Gergus
    @Gergus 9 лет назад +5366

    What currency do they use in space?
    Star bucks.

    • @HolidayTheLeek
      @HolidayTheLeek 9 лет назад +90

      BWAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! lol

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 9 лет назад +168

      *ba dum tiss...*

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 9 лет назад +8

      XD BOOOO!

    • @Orangeninja5000
      @Orangeninja5000 9 лет назад +32

      ....get out

    • @andylannister5071
      @andylannister5071 9 лет назад +53

      What if Starbucks headquarters is actually a space communication service. Which contacts other universes with life forms and hasn't told anyone except the most powerful people on earth. What if Area 51 is a front and it's actually the Starbucks headquarters? But it isn't actually called Starbucks it's just a code name.

  • @KiwisCassie
    @KiwisCassie 6 лет назад +3354

    GameStop values it at $20.50

    • @RyanInSD
      @RyanInSD 6 лет назад +233

      Thats awfully generous today!

    • @renelmk
      @renelmk 6 лет назад +26

      Ryan007 this needs more likes

    • @jennyjacuinde301
      @jennyjacuinde301 6 лет назад +3

      Size no me lo creo y la otra mitad de la cancha del equipo en un momento dado de alta en

    • @moonrunner8791
      @moonrunner8791 6 лет назад +49

      You’ll get 20% more if you take store credit...just saying.

    • @mazinbajalan4334
      @mazinbajalan4334 6 лет назад +8

      in store credit

  • @derpo6396
    @derpo6396 Год назад +2

    VSauce video topics always answer the question to that one thing you wondered at some point and then didn't think about again.

  • @bashirmahmud1463
    @bashirmahmud1463 3 года назад +6

    10:17 OmG ItS tHe GuY FrOm fOrTnItE

  • @rennaa
    @rennaa 5 лет назад +1768

    Here goes Michael again, shopping for planets.

  • @jojojohn7841
    @jojojohn7841 5 лет назад +1539

    If you buy on black Friday
    It's just 20$

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 лет назад +22

      imagine all the nations trying to keep peace among the aliens fighting to buy earth for the black friday sale

    • @imwillixm
      @imwillixm 5 лет назад +8

      Jojo John or maybe it's just half price. So 3,039,728,516,717$...

    • @paige4855
      @paige4855 5 лет назад +1

      DeAl

    • @rhodadonceras9801
      @rhodadonceras9801 5 лет назад +1

      if yu sel it to rick form pawn star el give you 5bucks

    • @lupusor7
      @lupusor7 5 лет назад +1

      Stonks.

  • @adityavardhanjain
    @adityavardhanjain 2 месяца назад +4

    Earth is worth exactly 31 Vsauce videos.

  • @KleinpeterHank
    @KleinpeterHank 5 месяцев назад +1

    7:52 Of all Vsauce videos this moment may have given me the most existential crisis.

  • @nulx8603
    @nulx8603 3 года назад +3285

    spoiled aliens be like: “Tracy’s so lucky her mom lets her buy so many planets”

    • @spheredude6003
      @spheredude6003 3 года назад +276

      No honey, you already have an asteroid.

    • @mas0nfootball6810
      @mas0nfootball6810 3 года назад +257

      @@spheredude6003 But my asteroid has gold I want Diamonds😠

    • @faolancampbell4459
      @faolancampbell4459 3 года назад +10

      I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your perfect amount of thumbs up.

    • @lullabypoppera3914
      @lullabypoppera3914 3 года назад +57

      @@mas0nfootball6810 diamonds? I want one with ice!

    • @beastralian
      @beastralian 3 года назад +36

      @@lullabypoppera3914 ice? I desire platinum!

  • @king_movie7861
    @king_movie7861 7 лет назад +485

    all this is worth $12 at gamestop

  • @None-Trick_Pony
    @None-Trick_Pony 3 года назад +1

    Probably my favorite Vsauce work! :)

  • @NV-B_kimchi
    @NV-B_kimchi Год назад +20

    Don’t let Kanye see this

    • @thtpower1
      @thtpower1 2 месяца назад

      😂 best comment

  • @moritz.s2859
    @moritz.s2859 4 года назад +660

    *"The man who sold the world"* starts playing

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 4 года назад +5

      never lost control

    • @MrEnjoivolcom1
      @MrEnjoivolcom1 4 года назад +4

      ...said I was his friend

    • @gjinhaxhiu2806
      @gjinhaxhiu2806 4 года назад +23

      Underwater Walter not to disrespect Cobain, but it’s originally a Bowie song and Nirvana covered it.

    • @tutin9930
      @tutin9930 4 года назад

      Funi

    • @gustavosousa8966
      @gustavosousa8966 4 года назад +4

      The World already has an owner and he is DIO

  • @tomcat3809
    @tomcat3809 3 года назад +2119

    I love how he goes from how much is the Earth worth, to "If an animal takes a photo, who it belongs to?".

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 2 года назад +5

      Grammar!

    • @tomcat3809
      @tomcat3809 2 года назад +31

      @@noyou1735 no u

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 2 года назад +6

      @@tomcat3809 *UNO REVERSE*

    • @damianmanuelchavez-4952
      @damianmanuelchavez-4952 2 года назад +23

      vsauce can make a video about farts and somehow end it with the meaning of life

    • @SuperFireTowerGaming
      @SuperFireTowerGaming 2 года назад +6

      I mean, it had a purpose. To show that the concept of ownership is vague, and not something universal but man-made.

  • @herethere2091
    @herethere2091 2 года назад

    I watched these videos when they were new, and the rewatch now is sooooooo much better!

  • @mattsmith656
    @mattsmith656 Год назад

    you are amazing, these videos make me emotional and I dont even know why

  • @TrapnestShinigami
    @TrapnestShinigami 6 лет назад +2085

    Maybe aliens are just waiting for the Steam Winter Sale...

    • @Diegox045
      @Diegox045 6 лет назад +17

      This comment deserves way more likes

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 6 лет назад +21

      Trim Prism nuclear winter sales

    • @_simon.s_
      @_simon.s_ 5 лет назад +9

      Oh yeah! Winter Sales are the best! It's the only time of the year where I buy games on Steam!

    • @jordanmicahcook
      @jordanmicahcook 5 лет назад +3

      THAT is a GREAT comment! LOL

    • @guyincognito7771
      @guyincognito7771 5 лет назад +5

      If they needed a new planet and made it here...seriously doubt we could stop them at all...

  • @RJ-pw9ij
    @RJ-pw9ij 8 лет назад +1709

    $5,000,000,000,000? I'll give ya $7...

  • @ImQuiteGay
    @ImQuiteGay 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love that Michael just refers to all of humanity summed up by the words “hairless bipeds”

  • @AngelaShiflet
    @AngelaShiflet 2 года назад

    I always learn something here. That's why I love this channel 🧡.

  • @KKeyov
    @KKeyov 7 лет назад +2706

    Q: how much is Earth worth?
    A: we had two moons!
    thanks michael

  • @Avokrypha
    @Avokrypha 7 лет назад +1010

    Never in my life would I even think about stumbling upon an educational video and the human race would be referred to as a fart.

    • @mcmarcuz23
      @mcmarcuz23 7 лет назад +26

      Sure....EARTH'S FIRST FART COST 1$! COME DO A BID HERE!

    • @jblack5994
      @jblack5994 7 лет назад +54

      vsauce's videos are filled with unbelievable knowledge, stupid puns and jokes (I love it though), and existential crisis

    • @dominicwilson309
      @dominicwilson309 7 лет назад +27

      my positive message for the day... i am a fart

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 6 лет назад +3

      Welcome to Vsauce

    • @MrTeddy12397
      @MrTeddy12397 6 лет назад +1

      BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

  • @GuardiansofEarth007
    @GuardiansofEarth007 4 месяца назад +1

    This is probably one of the best earth promotion video i have ever seen .

  • @user-om8bj
    @user-om8bj Год назад

    remembering that i actually don't matter makes me so relieved

  • @anaverageyoutubeuser
    @anaverageyoutubeuser 4 года назад +600

    “We are Earth’s first fart.”
    Michel Stevens, contemporary philosopher.

  • @genostellar
    @genostellar 8 лет назад +939

    I don't know what the Earth is worth, but it means the world to me.

    • @penguindude1119
      @penguindude1119 8 лет назад +32

      Just leave

    • @genostellar
      @genostellar 8 лет назад +2

      penguindude111 Why? =P

    • @gmahi5
      @gmahi5 8 лет назад +4

      +Geno Stellar that was cute loool

    • @cherrysalsa
      @cherrysalsa 8 лет назад +1

      +Geno Stellar lol

    • @wendell2255
      @wendell2255 8 лет назад +1

      i see what you did there hahahah!!!

  • @nicoschiavi605
    @nicoschiavi605 2 года назад +3

    I get an ad and I come back to the video to hear Michael go "EARTH IS BOOKIN' IT..."

  • @bichin3388
    @bichin3388 Год назад +4

    Gracias por esto, todo. Saludos desde Argentina.

  • @ChupachuGames
    @ChupachuGames 7 лет назад +584

    The Earth is worth exactly one Earth's worth of Earth.

    • @thedicerunner7851
      @thedicerunner7851 7 лет назад +22

      Chupachu To understand what your saying, someone must have a another habbitable planet like ours so that they can buy Earth?

    • @Terra-Antares
      @Terra-Antares 7 лет назад +17

      Total Cost to logic:-10^1000 Brain cells

    • @mutantpenguin6836
      @mutantpenguin6836 6 лет назад

      Chupachu MIND. BLOWN

    • @chettlar212
      @chettlar212 6 лет назад +11

      Actually due to inflation the earth is worth 0.9 earth's worth of earth.

    • @blackadam4064
      @blackadam4064 6 лет назад +1

      *insert blinking guy meme*

  • @christianlitster2418
    @christianlitster2418 5 лет назад +3739

    Beginning: “What’s earth worth in dollars?”
    Conclusion: “We’re farts!”
    This is why I love Vsauce.

  • @hansojung8678
    @hansojung8678 Год назад

    8 years later and i still love these videos

  • @user-zs8yu4bc9t
    @user-zs8yu4bc9t Год назад +2

    “Big deal” scoffs “whats it all worth” i died 😂

  • @Comment_User
    @Comment_User 9 лет назад +2470

    Alien scout: Earth has nukes! What should we do
    Alien leader: Nukes? We need to escape
    Alien scout 2: Don't worry they have aimed it at themselves

    • @mustaqimhadi6381
      @mustaqimhadi6381 9 лет назад +252

      Accurate we're a big joke

    • @Jordanmac127
      @Jordanmac127 9 лет назад +125

      Comment_User If extraterrestrial life can build craft that can travel light years and detect our ICBM's. I very much doubt they would give two shits about nukes or any of our inventions.

    • @brodudeguy5528
      @brodudeguy5528 9 лет назад +30

      How do these "aliens" know what a nuke is and how do they speak English?

    • @mustaqimhadi6381
      @mustaqimhadi6381 9 лет назад +45

      bill rose they are probably much smarter

    • @Vedvart1
      @Vedvart1 9 лет назад +7

      ***** But every time in history those nations then fought each other after the common enemy went away.

  • @theloaf6063
    @theloaf6063 6 лет назад +1323

    Careful, jumpscare at 0:00

  • @jayfulton1116
    @jayfulton1116 Год назад +1

    People always forget that earth isn’t our parent we are earth our whole body is just a piece of earth that has learnt to move on its own

  • @lightningfirst689
    @lightningfirst689 2 года назад +1

    The Fermi paradox is the Godwin's law of pop-sci videos.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 лет назад +1491

    7:52 Nebraskan here, I can confirm, the squirrels here are still pissed about that. Jefferson has a bad name among the local squirrel communities.

    • @WaaDoku
      @WaaDoku 6 лет назад +19

      Micah Philson
      Respect! I wouldn't learn French just to talk to squirrels.

    • @swxqt6826
      @swxqt6826 5 лет назад +3

      Micah Philson i just dont understand why he would do that

    • @maysteward1032
      @maysteward1032 5 лет назад

      Micah Philson s

    • @huntertw
      @huntertw 5 лет назад +5

      man this video is old

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 5 лет назад +1

      @@huntertw Howso? It's only 4 years old.

  • @SgtTikka
    @SgtTikka 3 года назад +777

    Humans selling the earth would be like a tapeworm selling you.

    • @predator-7180
      @predator-7180 3 года назад +5

      😂

    • @bluecupgaming2674
      @bluecupgaming2674 3 года назад +13

      I don’t think I have tapeworms tho

    • @SgtTikka
      @SgtTikka 2 года назад +8

      @scpwiki account I don't know if you got that the wrong way around, or are you just talking about Russia's questionable black markets.

    • @AkiraSatou
      @AkiraSatou 2 года назад +55

      No it wouldn't. The Earth isn't naturally sentient, it houses many sentient beings but is is literally speaking a giant rock with wacky shit on it. It'd be like a man selling the entire apartment with tenants already in it.

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 2 года назад

      A rat selling a whole building

  • @Gamergoatw
    @Gamergoatw 8 месяцев назад +1

    Man gonna keep me up at night

  • @crylune
    @crylune 11 месяцев назад

    If you pause at the right time on 0:00 and turn on the subtitles, the contrast between the calm subtitles and Michael's face is hilarious

  • @sangria-margarita
    @sangria-margarita 3 года назад +587

    7:55 I forgot what this episode was called so I searched “squirrels in Nebraska Vsauce” and it worked!

    • @mikephillips4864
      @mikephillips4864 3 года назад +11

      Wow that's funny and cool 😂😎

    • @akshittt
      @akshittt 3 года назад +5

      Transcription

    • @pkmkb
      @pkmkb 2 года назад +2

      ok

  • @shatter5310
    @shatter5310 4 года назад +395

    8:06
    This is why I always watched vsauce
    My brain just exploded

    • @696190
      @696190 4 года назад +5

      Jupiter Ascending called, it wants its central premise back

    • @outofstepbaritone
      @outofstepbaritone 4 года назад +1

      SHATTER ever played half life 2?

    • @gatecrasher9546
      @gatecrasher9546 4 года назад

      @@outofstepbaritone all heil combine

    • @Cxrlos..
      @Cxrlos.. 4 года назад

      Boom

  • @lieked4031
    @lieked4031 2 года назад +1

    “How much does the earth cost? I’m gonna buy the entire earth and be king”

  • @JoelsVideoJunk
    @JoelsVideoJunk Год назад

    LOL jeez you never cease to amaze me how far off into the galactic rhubarb you can get. Awesome video sir.

  • @tdmac5413
    @tdmac5413 4 года назад +1862

    Scientists thinking of other moon’s names: *oh yeah this is big brain time*
    Scientists thinking of our moon’s name: MOON IS MOON

    • @superkittypro6520
      @superkittypro6520 4 года назад +15

      Dang I just made that comment... Eh it's different enough

    • @fluffywolf6300
      @fluffywolf6300 3 года назад +73

      @Akki Kishore , Luna is just moon in latin.

    • @4P5MC
      @4P5MC 3 года назад +23

      It'd be like us naming our planet "Planet".

    • @xylenox6112
      @xylenox6112 3 года назад +54

      I think it's because the Moon was named before we knew that other moons existed

    • @christianjoseph6502
      @christianjoseph6502 3 года назад +17

      we named our moon before we knew other moons existed

  • @kikisakura8189
    @kikisakura8189 3 года назад +429

    8:09 best drawing of an alien I've ever seen.

  • @NariIsHeree
    @NariIsHeree Год назад

    I love how he’ll go on a rant for several minutes, before going off on how much the Earth is worth, switching topic, then rounding back to the original point of Earth’s value.

  • @snazzyostrich
    @snazzyostrich Год назад +2

    0:29 this is also the smallest known asteroid at about only 2-3 meters across

  • @munazzahussain8055
    @munazzahussain8055 4 года назад +688

    "The moon, is a moon"
    Ahh ,you have enough bones in you body to make a human skeleton

    • @exppalt2269
      @exppalt2269 4 года назад +8

      munazza hussain An adult skeleton? But I am 2 years old! I have too many bones for a adult skeleton. Okay please don't think I am actually 2 years old.

    • @who-ny5oe
      @who-ny5oe 4 года назад +1

      That is Bullshit man!!!!

    • @bennyo.schandl2430
      @bennyo.schandl2430 3 года назад

      @@who-ny5oe , Öl
      Österreich
      Ää

    • @bennyo.schandl2430
      @bennyo.schandl2430 3 года назад

      @@who-ny5oe Was

    • @earthterra8546
      @earthterra8546 3 года назад

      Idk why but I laughed

  • @netherforager
    @netherforager 3 года назад +1548

    Mr beast in 2090: destroying Earth and then surprising people with a new one

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 года назад +26

      He would be like 90 years old lmao

    • @adibhossain8790
      @adibhossain8790 3 года назад +3

      @@sssswerth5323 Really?

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 года назад +2

      @@adibhossain8790 ja

    • @dentano5317
      @dentano5317 3 года назад

      @@adibhossain8790 92

    • @champagneeee
      @champagneeee 3 года назад +10

      @@sssswerth5323 so you're saying he was born year 2000, which means he's 20 - 21 years old.

  • @supermarioricher3578
    @supermarioricher3578 3 года назад +2

    Imagine looking back and watching this in 2021, oh wait.

  • @krakenspace7562
    @krakenspace7562 3 года назад

    I love that Vsause was talking about light years to selling the planet

  • @yoteslayerisawesome6
    @yoteslayerisawesome6 9 лет назад +247

    Why hasn't this guy won a Nobel prize already. He is a fucking genius.

    • @colinshaules7141
      @colinshaules7141 6 лет назад +1

      Because he’s stating facts that have already been discovered

  • @nemrody7828
    @nemrody7828 4 года назад +731

    *Two lovers sitting on a field, during the night, watching the stars*
    Her: What do you think we are, in the big picture?
    Him: We are Earth's first farts

    • @ayaan7990
      @ayaan7990 3 года назад +10

      "Ew. I'm breaking up with you.'

    • @beanybain
      @beanybain 3 года назад +7

      The first 2 lines just make me think of
      Two lovers, forbidden from one another
      A war divides their people
      And a mountain divides them apart
      Built a path to be together
      ...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...
      Secret tunnel!
      Secret tunnel!
      Through the mountain!
      Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah!
      Best song ever 👌👌👌

    • @ayaan7990
      @ayaan7990 3 года назад

      @@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 fair enough

    • @nidarshabandara9504
      @nidarshabandara9504 6 месяцев назад

      @@flarfatron2190 yeah actually underrated comment. better comment than lot of other comments with lot of likes.

  • @thesheepsviolin123
    @thesheepsviolin123 2 года назад

    I still watch these today roll up in bed and stick one on there just timeless 👌

  • @jo2659
    @jo2659 2 года назад

    Being high asl and listening to VSauce video is a trip to space😭

  • @FinlayHamm
    @FinlayHamm 5 лет назад +550

    what if my cells sold me?

  • @RubsNL
    @RubsNL 5 лет назад +305

    Pretty crazy that when my dog bites someone it's MY problem but when my dog paints a masterpiece suddenly it's everyone's

    • @amadoudiallo7952
      @amadoudiallo7952 5 лет назад +2

      is that your siblings

    • @nekoeko500
      @nekoeko500 4 года назад +23

      Your dog's behavior is your responsability, your dog's artistic skills are not (unless you have sent it to an art school for a couple of years, paid for it, and can prove that you did). Humans and their pesky laws

    • @rodolfolinares8254
      @rodolfolinares8254 4 года назад +23

      nekoeko500 isn’t artistic skill part of behavior? What, did he send his dog to a school to learn to bite people?

    • @nekoeko500
      @nekoeko500 4 года назад +15

      @@rodolfolinares8254 every skill has an innate component. There are no biting schools, there are owners who don't take care of their animals

    • @FunkyJeff22
      @FunkyJeff22 4 года назад +10

      @@nekoeko500 so he's only responsible for his dog's art if he trained it to paint, but he's always responsible for the dog's bites, even when he never trained it to bite? Why the double standard?

  • @BoneyBurger
    @BoneyBurger 2 месяца назад +2

    12:31 don't call me stinky

  • @legendaryspud3462
    @legendaryspud3462 Месяц назад

    The earth is priceless because it is a unique phenomenon out of the whole universe that contains all the joy, sadness and the general human experience. It is a beautiful place which we must preserve.

  • @scottmanley
    @scottmanley 9 лет назад +1805

    At about the 4:00 there's one of the first videos I ever created - 15 years ago, long before youtube ever existed.
    I have an updated 4k resolution version on my channel, the updated part is pretty important because in the intervening time we've discovered half a million more asteroids.

    • @jojoroberson1315
      @jojoroberson1315 9 лет назад +12

      Scott I am subscribed to you and your ksp videos are really unike and awesome keep being cool ps when I paused to type vsause looks like a mix between about to fall asleep and pooping:')

    • @imk2vin
      @imk2vin 9 лет назад +18

      I was going to point out that they used your video.
      *Scrolls down*
      No way! Scott already made a comment about it! :D

    • @williamtang899
      @williamtang899 9 лет назад +9

      Scott Manley Suddenly, In a science video by a popular science youtuber, another popular science youtuber appears.

    • @Bartekkru100
      @Bartekkru100 9 лет назад +2

      Scott Manley
      Wow Scott Manley on Vsauce o_O

    • @jarivanv
      @jarivanv 9 лет назад +2

      Rolan Tang science-ception

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 6 лет назад +238

    Could you imagine an alien walking up to you and, looking right at you, asking how expensive you would be to purchase, but when you protest, the alien clarifies that it's not asking you what your asking price is; it's asking the microbe that lives on your face what your asking price is.

  • @PyrexPiccaso
    @PyrexPiccaso Год назад

    This channels answer ur thought questions

  • @iwonttellyoumyname1091
    @iwonttellyoumyname1091 2 года назад +5

    You can sleep in peace knowing that Elon Musk won't buy the earth anytime soon

  • @mars_over
    @mars_over 7 лет назад +463

    I came here to find out how much the Earth is worth and I ended up realizing I'm a fart. Thank you Michael.

    • @Manu-bq3xh
      @Manu-bq3xh 6 лет назад +2

      metalforever12345 Michæl

    • @oyounes5945
      @oyounes5945 6 лет назад

      Lmaoooo

    • @mohibwasay5102
      @mohibwasay5102 6 лет назад

      Not just you. But the entire human kind. And a very stinky one

  • @ellipsis4549
    @ellipsis4549 6 лет назад +377

    Me: How much is the earth worth?
    Vsauce: The great pyramid of giza was built 3.5 light years away

    • @PebsBeans
      @PebsBeans 5 лет назад +43

      How much is the earth worth?
      We are Earth's first fart

    • @_catzee
      @_catzee 5 лет назад +5

      Translation: Other people already did the work I'm just here to be philosophical. Sorry.

    • @keywestalert6329
      @keywestalert6329 5 лет назад +2

      It doesnt matter what i say as long as people squint their eyes at what i say and think it is worth it

  • @claytony6coley512
    @claytony6coley512 2 месяца назад +1

    The earth is worth approximately one whole earth

  • @slinkybox7772
    @slinkybox7772 7 лет назад +540

    The earth is on sale! $2.99 for earth now!

  • @Adam-nr3tb
    @Adam-nr3tb 5 лет назад +631

    Beginning: Earth only contains 1066 people.
    Ending: ..we are Earth's first fart.
    Classic Michael.

    • @spiceydice6968
      @spiceydice6968 4 года назад +9

      Adam in Greek mythology earth is a girl

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru 4 года назад +3

      @@spiceydice6968 and in internet's mythology, earth is a loli

    • @iamhawkeye3162
      @iamhawkeye3162 4 года назад

      Narancia Best Girl to some, earth is a piece of paper in internet mythology.

    • @zakuro8532
      @zakuro8532 4 года назад +1

      @@St-ef9ru Lolitas do fart. Oh yeah

  • @netsight
    @netsight 11 месяцев назад

    4:31 "make way for an intergalactic highway"-thanking you for all the fish! 🤣🤣🤣🚀🛸🛸

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 года назад +1

    If you think about it too much, the Earth is basically a giant natural spaceship.

  • @TransAm20000Wr
    @TransAm20000Wr 8 лет назад +332

    Gamestop: The best i can do is $2.50

    • @LukeLovesMc
      @LukeLovesMc 8 лет назад +11

      so true lmfao

    • @luisvarela7787
      @luisvarela7787 8 лет назад

      bitch ass gamestop 😂

    • @ollilaine6763
      @ollilaine6763 8 лет назад

      Only 30€ for used GTA V. WTF IS THIS SHIT.

    • @TrixRKidz
      @TrixRKidz 6 лет назад +3

      Oh, wait u see that scratch?
      That’s the Grand Canyon.
      Yea that’s guna bring it down to $1.50

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 года назад +1

      @@TrixRKidz lol

  • @user-yf2yo7dv8j
    @user-yf2yo7dv8j 4 года назад +238

    Imagine having to pay rent for your planet

    • @barryhomeowner9293
      @barryhomeowner9293 3 года назад +12

      @@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 them guys are really fucking weird honestly lmao

    • @MixMatchedMoze
      @MixMatchedMoze 3 года назад +6

      Lol humans are so weird

    • @scrumptious5110
      @scrumptious5110 3 года назад +14

      y’know what’ll be funny, if we nuke earth lmao

    • @Hamster-ip9gw
      @Hamster-ip9gw 3 года назад +3

      nah fuck earth those “human” “people” are weird, we should just leave them alone

    • @vengeance1305
      @vengeance1305 3 года назад +1

      ALIENS!?????? NANNI?!!?!?,

  • @minkaa
    @minkaa 2 года назад +1

    13mins and 16seconds of Micheal capitalising the galaxy

  • @sarvarbekdoniyorov
    @sarvarbekdoniyorov 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for wastin my time in a positive way

  • @Anonymous-eo2er
    @Anonymous-eo2er 4 года назад +384

    “What makes the earth worth it?”
    Me: You can breathe

    • @itimelord473
      @itimelord473 4 года назад +2

      @Lion Mane that is why we live here lmao

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 4 года назад

      Lion Mane Its offensive to call you a nerd, right?
      I'm sorry.

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 4 года назад

      Australian Bushfires and Coal Fired Power Stations: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING US?!*

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 года назад

      What makes your mother worth it?

    • @ultimateldrago847
      @ultimateldrago847 4 года назад

      @J B no, the logic you used is in reverse. Your statement makes it sound like the Earth was tailor-made for life on Earth, but it is actually the other way around; life adapted and formed around Earth's conditions