What Is The Earth Worth?

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @Vsauce
    @Vsauce  10 лет назад +12989

    You are about 1.9×10^-51% of the mass of the observable universe.

    • @YodrizzleMashizzle
      @YodrizzleMashizzle 10 лет назад +628

      sooooo
      what?

    • @benjaminkilleen5525
      @benjaminkilleen5525 10 лет назад +427

      Vsauce Yet what is the sum of the information I contain? Surely I have more information than a cloud of helium with nearly the same mass, since that information can be reduced or approximated with models of gases, but somewhat less information than an integrated circuit or super-efficient hard-drive with nearly my mass.
      The information I contain may include memories, DNA, proteins . . . it's hard to boil it down.
      In response to your statement, what percentage of the information in the available universe am I?

    • @WGUKNOW
      @WGUKNOW 10 лет назад +67

      Hey Michael! I have seen you reference Beck's Loser 3-4 times in the past. You have a great taste in music!

    • @cutza7
      @cutza7 10 лет назад +600

      Vsauce Yo Mama's so fat, that she is 1.9×10^-50 % of the mass of the observable universe.

    • @YodrizzleMashizzle
      @YodrizzleMashizzle 10 лет назад +32

      CutZa Dsch thats skinnier

  • @n00t_b1rd
    @n00t_b1rd 4 года назад +4230

    He's actually just floating above the floor horizontally.

    • @Roberto-in2ru
      @Roberto-in2ru 4 года назад +145

      thank god somebody noticed

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 4 года назад +98

      I can never watch this video the same way ever again, thanks

    • @thetechnocrat4979
      @thetechnocrat4979 4 года назад +49

      I cannot unsee that now.

    • @n00t_b1rd
      @n00t_b1rd 4 года назад +69

      Michael's immense knowledge and wisdom overrides Newton's laws of physics.

    • @solemnwaltz
      @solemnwaltz 4 года назад +12

      Lol I was thinking the same the whole time.
      Honestly expected him to reveal it.

  • @ivfalenandicantgetup_7345
    @ivfalenandicantgetup_7345 5 лет назад +23644

    New challenge: Let Vsauce videos play automatically with only audio and try to figure out what the heck the video title is

  • @unstabledefusion
    @unstabledefusion 2 года назад +2694

    People: “Humans are priceless”
    Michael: “About $2,000”

    • @Scienceguy-nh4ph
      @Scienceguy-nh4ph Год назад +17

      The Day Human gonna meet another powerful, smart species they will realise they worth NOTHING!

    • @abhinavchoudhury7000
      @abhinavchoudhury7000 Год назад +26

      It is theoretical 48 million including every liquid, every organ

    • @zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860
      @zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860 Год назад +9

      ​@@bocajmaestro1730 *I may not have a brain, but ladies and gentlemen I have an idea*

    • @mepmepimabee9866
      @mepmepimabee9866 Год назад +8

      Humans, with a body processed and every material in the body separated + organs, is around 4 million bucks
      I did not search it on a school chrome book

    • @constans9507
      @constans9507 Год назад +2

      ​wait how do you know-

  • @scottmanley
    @scottmanley 10 лет назад +1831

    At about the 4:00 there's one of the first videos I ever created - 15 years ago, long before youtube ever existed.
    I have an updated 4k resolution version on my channel, the updated part is pretty important because in the intervening time we've discovered half a million more asteroids.

    • @jojoroberson1315
      @jojoroberson1315 9 лет назад +12

      Scott I am subscribed to you and your ksp videos are really unike and awesome keep being cool ps when I paused to type vsause looks like a mix between about to fall asleep and pooping:')

    • @imk2vin
      @imk2vin 9 лет назад +19

      I was going to point out that they used your video.
      *Scrolls down*
      No way! Scott already made a comment about it! :D

    • @williamtang899
      @williamtang899 9 лет назад +10

      Scott Manley Suddenly, In a science video by a popular science youtuber, another popular science youtuber appears.

    • @Bartekkru100
      @Bartekkru100 9 лет назад +2

      Scott Manley
      Wow Scott Manley on Vsauce o_O

    • @jarivanv
      @jarivanv 9 лет назад +2

      Rolan Tang science-ception

  • @tomcat3809
    @tomcat3809 4 года назад +2294

    I love how he goes from how much is the Earth worth, to "If an animal takes a photo, who it belongs to?".

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 3 года назад +5

      Grammar!

    • @tomcat3809
      @tomcat3809 3 года назад +33

      @@noyou1735 no u

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 3 года назад +6

      @@tomcat3809 *UNO REVERSE*

    • @damianmanuelchavez-4952
      @damianmanuelchavez-4952 3 года назад +27

      vsauce can make a video about farts and somehow end it with the meaning of life

    • @SuperFireTowerGaming
      @SuperFireTowerGaming 3 года назад +8

      I mean, it had a purpose. To show that the concept of ownership is vague, and not something universal but man-made.

  • @christianlitster2418
    @christianlitster2418 5 лет назад +3850

    Beginning: “What’s earth worth in dollars?”
    Conclusion: “We’re farts!”
    This is why I love Vsauce.

  • @Tjstevens_
    @Tjstevens_ 3 года назад +259

    Parents: "You are worthless!"
    Me: "Hold your hoses bucko I'm at least worth 2k"

    • @kingeggwardiii8131
      @kingeggwardiii8131 3 года назад +15

      That's just the nutrients. Once you sell all your organs and bones and muscles then you're worth hundreds of thousands. Maybe even millions

    • @jakeplumber1373
      @jakeplumber1373 3 года назад

      Yeah those parents should probably kill themselves

    • @LordShrek420
      @LordShrek420 5 месяцев назад +3

      *Gets sold*

    • @Sheckshe
      @Sheckshe 3 месяца назад

      Cringe guy buying fame

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 лет назад +1516

    7:52 Nebraskan here, I can confirm, the squirrels here are still pissed about that. Jefferson has a bad name among the local squirrel communities.

    • @WaaDoku
      @WaaDoku 6 лет назад +19

      Micah Philson
      Respect! I wouldn't learn French just to talk to squirrels.

    • @swxqt6826
      @swxqt6826 6 лет назад +3

      Micah Philson i just dont understand why he would do that

    • @maysteward1032
      @maysteward1032 6 лет назад

      Micah Philson s

    • @huntertw
      @huntertw 6 лет назад +5

      man this video is old

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 лет назад +1

      @@huntertw Howso? It's only 4 years old.

  • @Avokrypha
    @Avokrypha 8 лет назад +1087

    Never in my life would I even think about stumbling upon an educational video and the human race would be referred to as a fart.

    • @mcmarcuz23
      @mcmarcuz23 8 лет назад +26

      Sure....EARTH'S FIRST FART COST 1$! COME DO A BID HERE!

    • @jblack5994
      @jblack5994 8 лет назад +56

      vsauce's videos are filled with unbelievable knowledge, stupid puns and jokes (I love it though), and existential crisis

    • @dominicwilson309
      @dominicwilson309 7 лет назад +28

      my positive message for the day... i am a fart

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 7 лет назад +3

      Welcome to Vsauce

    • @MrTeddy12397
      @MrTeddy12397 7 лет назад +1

      BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

  • @dittrichszabolcs2011
    @dittrichszabolcs2011 5 лет назад +5464

    Earth: *exists*
    Villager: I'll give you 2 emeralds for that

    • @user-ke6yw2ib6k
      @user-ke6yw2ib6k 5 лет назад +51

      why were we both recommended this so late lol

    • @turdboi-qv2xx
      @turdboi-qv2xx 5 лет назад +18

      @@user-ke6yw2ib6k hOw woUlD yOu knOW

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 5 лет назад +16

      @@turdboi-qv2xx or do u?

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 5 лет назад +14

      @@turdboi-qv2xx Your username is a blessing.

    • @DarkMetaOFFICIAL
      @DarkMetaOFFICIAL 5 лет назад +50

      Gives you 1 Earth for 16 Emeralds
      Next trade: gives you 1 Emerald for 16 Earths
      *v i l l a g e r s*

  • @yourboiFluff
    @yourboiFluff 2 года назад +321

    1:39 “A light year …”
    Me: I can barely imagine how big an acre is

    • @sudarshanlahoti3856
      @sudarshanlahoti3856 9 месяцев назад +5

      Dude, A light is a measurement of length and an acre is a measurement of are. So technically, they are not directly comparable.

    • @yourboiFluff
      @yourboiFluff 9 месяцев назад

      @@sudarshanlahoti3856 🤓

    • @loganhuth
      @loganhuth 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@sudarshanlahoti3856 let the man cook

    • @Puggylord316
      @Puggylord316 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@sudarshanlahoti3856 That doesn't really change anything. The point still stands he can't imagine something as small as an acre, so imagining something so big is almost impossible. Even if one is a straight distance and the other is an area.

  • @sangria-margarita
    @sangria-margarita 4 года назад +593

    7:55 I forgot what this episode was called so I searched “squirrels in Nebraska Vsauce” and it worked!

    • @mikephillips4864
      @mikephillips4864 3 года назад +12

      Wow that's funny and cool 😂😎

    • @akshittt
      @akshittt 3 года назад +5

      Transcription

    • @pkmkb
      @pkmkb 3 года назад +2

      ok

  • @kikisakura8189
    @kikisakura8189 4 года назад +428

    8:09 best drawing of an alien I've ever seen.

  • @anaverageyoutubeuser
    @anaverageyoutubeuser 4 года назад +618

    “We are Earth’s first fart.”
    Michel Stevens, contemporary philosopher.

  • @kewlishere
    @kewlishere 2 года назад +130

    7:03 "so far we have received zero offers"
    The next time someone rejects you just remember we're all constantly rejected by the universe

    • @loganhuth
      @loganhuth 8 месяцев назад +3

      why does this only have 22 likes 💀
      not enough real ones rewatching vsauce and checking comments

  • @moritz.s2859
    @moritz.s2859 5 лет назад +696

    *"The man who sold the world"* starts playing

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 4 года назад +5

      never lost control

    • @MrEnjoivolcom1
      @MrEnjoivolcom1 4 года назад +5

      ...said I was his friend

    • @gjinhaxhiu2806
      @gjinhaxhiu2806 4 года назад +23

      Underwater Walter not to disrespect Cobain, but it’s originally a Bowie song and Nirvana covered it.

    • @tutin9930
      @tutin9930 4 года назад

      Funi

    • @gustavosousa8966
      @gustavosousa8966 4 года назад +6

      The World already has an owner and he is DIO

  • @rennaa
    @rennaa 6 лет назад +1819

    Here goes Michael again, shopping for planets.

  • @noobslayer0333
    @noobslayer0333 3 года назад +884

    3:18 I love how Michael tries to say “Reddit user Shady Potato” in a serious tone

    • @impuhlse8990
      @impuhlse8990 3 года назад +20

      LMAOOOO

    • @Gladionuh
      @Gladionuh 3 года назад +46

      He kinda succeeded

    • @suicideistheanswer369
      @suicideistheanswer369 3 года назад +28

      He never makes fun of anyone or anything

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 2 года назад +51

      To be fair, pooplicker888 was Vsauce’s original name.

  • @justme42300
    @justme42300 2 года назад +531

    Imagine if aliens approached us and had no idea how economics works because it would only be a human concept.

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse 2 года назад +57

      Although I’m not certain, I feel like some sort of economic system would have to exist in a species capable of interstellar travel. They may have since abandoned it in favor of a Star Trek esque paradise version of socialism where everyone essentially wants for nothing and all needs are provided. But who knows

    • @MeganVictoriaKearns
      @MeganVictoriaKearns 2 года назад

      I've always wondered what if advanced aliens 👽 showed up and saw how we fuel our minds and bodies by actually killing and eating other Earth creatures. Would they run away screaming at such gory atrocities and then return to their home to share the depravity of us Earthlings? Like how we kill and eat each other for energy with which to operate our physical form as well as our cognitive functions?

    • @somewhataddicted7685
      @somewhataddicted7685 2 года назад +7

      @@wolfiemuse i would imagine it would be like that, at least for some materials that are very common in the universe.

    • @ferociouzmonk
      @ferociouzmonk Год назад +1

      It is a human thing. Animals and critters don't trade currwncy for food and items

    • @applememes5372
      @applememes5372 Год назад +19

      @@ferociouzmonk but you don't see animals and critters traveling to the space, now do you?

  • @cossicrots4290
    @cossicrots4290 4 года назад +3354

    Me: I’m going to sleep
    Vsauce: Or are you?

  • @MrPipav
    @MrPipav 4 года назад +1961

    Title: "What Is The Earth Worth?" Conclusion: "Humans are farts"

    • @AdamTheCannon
      @AdamTheCannon 3 года назад +26

      True

    • @deadchannel5933
      @deadchannel5933 3 года назад +4

      @@AdamTheCannon your pfp kinda weird

    • @AdamTheCannon
      @AdamTheCannon 3 года назад +9

      @@deadchannel5933 what's the problem it's just khabib.

    • @deadchannel5933
      @deadchannel5933 3 года назад

      @@AdamTheCannon the problem is that it's weird

    • @george3781
      @george3781 3 года назад +25

      @@deadchannel5933 bro u good?

  • @shatter5310
    @shatter5310 5 лет назад +393

    8:06
    This is why I always watched vsauce
    My brain just exploded

    • @696190
      @696190 5 лет назад +5

      Jupiter Ascending called, it wants its central premise back

    • @outofstepbaritone
      @outofstepbaritone 4 года назад +1

      SHATTER ever played half life 2?

    • @gatecrasher9546
      @gatecrasher9546 4 года назад

      @@outofstepbaritone all heil combine

    • @Cxrlos..
      @Cxrlos.. 4 года назад

      Boom

  • @bambaloon6769
    @bambaloon6769 4 месяца назад +37

    10 years old today

  • @nulx8603
    @nulx8603 4 года назад +3329

    spoiled aliens be like: “Tracy’s so lucky her mom lets her buy so many planets”

    • @spheredude6003
      @spheredude6003 4 года назад +283

      No honey, you already have an asteroid.

    • @mas0nfootball6810
      @mas0nfootball6810 3 года назад +259

      @@spheredude6003 But my asteroid has gold I want Diamonds😠

    • @faolancampbell4459
      @faolancampbell4459 3 года назад +10

      I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your perfect amount of thumbs up.

    • @lullabypoppera3914
      @lullabypoppera3914 3 года назад +57

      @@mas0nfootball6810 diamonds? I want one with ice!

    • @fyranoselliç
      @fyranoselliç 3 года назад +38

      @@lullabypoppera3914 ice? I desire platinum!

  • @Melkaro
    @Melkaro 5 лет назад +3973

    "The Moon, is a moon"
    Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @primo_
      @primo_ 5 лет назад +59

      Snow is snowier now!

    • @Melkaro
      @Melkaro 5 лет назад +16

      @@primo_ And goats have joined the game!

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 5 лет назад +17

      and my roof here is made of roof.

    • @evilxavage9070
      @evilxavage9070 5 лет назад +11

      so my shelf over here is made of shelf

    • @mutsissaatana5405
      @mutsissaatana5405 5 лет назад +41

      Ah yes vsauce is vsauce
      Or is he?

  • @theloaf6063
    @theloaf6063 6 лет назад +1330

    Careful, jumpscare at 0:00

  • @adityavardhanjain
    @adityavardhanjain 8 месяцев назад +10

    Earth is worth exactly 31 Vsauce videos.

  • @jojojohn7841
    @jojojohn7841 6 лет назад +1555

    If you buy on black Friday
    It's just 20$

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 лет назад +22

      imagine all the nations trying to keep peace among the aliens fighting to buy earth for the black friday sale

    • @imwillixm
      @imwillixm 5 лет назад +8

      Jojo John or maybe it's just half price. So 3,039,728,516,717$...

    • @paige4855
      @paige4855 5 лет назад +1

      DeAl

    • @rhodadonceras9801
      @rhodadonceras9801 5 лет назад +1

      if yu sel it to rick form pawn star el give you 5bucks

    • @lupusor7
      @lupusor7 5 лет назад +1

      Stonks.

  • @nemrody7828
    @nemrody7828 5 лет назад +739

    *Two lovers sitting on a field, during the night, watching the stars*
    Her: What do you think we are, in the big picture?
    Him: We are Earth's first farts

    • @ayaan7990
      @ayaan7990 4 года назад +10

      "Ew. I'm breaking up with you.'

    • @beanybain
      @beanybain 4 года назад +7

      The first 2 lines just make me think of
      Two lovers, forbidden from one another
      A war divides their people
      And a mountain divides them apart
      Built a path to be together
      ...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...
      Secret tunnel!
      Secret tunnel!
      Through the mountain!
      Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah!
      Best song ever 👌👌👌

    • @ayaan7990
      @ayaan7990 4 года назад

      @@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 fair enough

    • @nidarshabandara9504
      @nidarshabandara9504 Год назад

      @@flarfatron2190 yeah actually underrated comment. better comment than lot of other comments with lot of likes.

  • @Badvait
    @Badvait 4 года назад +2535

    Villager: Two emeralds, take it or leave it.

    • @Badvait
      @Badvait 4 года назад +12

      @Bill Cipher i actually came up with it myself but okay you do you

    • @thomaslok5808
      @thomaslok5808 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @greirath1771
      @greirath1771 4 года назад +1

      @@Badvait what do you mean?

    • @Badvait
      @Badvait 4 года назад +7

      Greirath do you not play minecraft

    • @greirath1771
      @greirath1771 4 года назад +1

      @@Badvait the comment after that

  • @quinnsouthall6633
    @quinnsouthall6633 10 месяцев назад +26

    Aliens taking notes for the invasion

  • @KiwisCassie
    @KiwisCassie 7 лет назад +3474

    GameStop values it at $20.50

    • @SoCalRyeder
      @SoCalRyeder 6 лет назад +241

      Thats awfully generous today!

    • @renelmk
      @renelmk 6 лет назад +28

      Ryan007 this needs more likes

    • @jennyjacuinde301
      @jennyjacuinde301 6 лет назад +4

      Size no me lo creo y la otra mitad de la cancha del equipo en un momento dado de alta en

    • @moonrunner8791
      @moonrunner8791 6 лет назад +49

      You’ll get 20% more if you take store credit...just saying.

    • @mazinbajalan4334
      @mazinbajalan4334 6 лет назад +9

      in store credit

  • @hinchmiester9199
    @hinchmiester9199 8 лет назад +3018

    Rick Harrison "the best I can do is like 50 bucks"

  • @benz-vn6ur
    @benz-vn6ur 5 лет назад +2958

    Person1: where do you live?
    Person 2: earth
    Person 1: ok smartass where on earth
    Person 2: Earth, Texas
    Person 1: WHERE IN TEXAS

  • @AntekElektronik
    @AntekElektronik Год назад +14

    I love that vsauce videos are bored me thinking about everything while waiting in line. Started from how much earth is worth and ended on ownership of animal selfies

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 6 лет назад +237

    Could you imagine an alien walking up to you and, looking right at you, asking how expensive you would be to purchase, but when you protest, the alien clarifies that it's not asking you what your asking price is; it's asking the microbe that lives on your face what your asking price is.

  • @ChupachuGames
    @ChupachuGames 8 лет назад +586

    The Earth is worth exactly one Earth's worth of Earth.

    • @thedicerunner7851
      @thedicerunner7851 8 лет назад +22

      Chupachu To understand what your saying, someone must have a another habbitable planet like ours so that they can buy Earth?

    • @Terra-Antares
      @Terra-Antares 7 лет назад +17

      Total Cost to logic:-10^1000 Brain cells

    • @mutantpenguin6836
      @mutantpenguin6836 7 лет назад

      Chupachu MIND. BLOWN

    • @chettlar212
      @chettlar212 7 лет назад +11

      Actually due to inflation the earth is worth 0.9 earth's worth of earth.

    • @blackadam4064
      @blackadam4064 7 лет назад +1

      *insert blinking guy meme*

  • @Gergus
    @Gergus 10 лет назад +5371

    What currency do they use in space?
    Star bucks.

    • @HolidayTheLeek
      @HolidayTheLeek 10 лет назад +90

      BWAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! lol

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 10 лет назад +168

      *ba dum tiss...*

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 10 лет назад +8

      XD BOOOO!

    • @Orangeninja5000
      @Orangeninja5000 10 лет назад +32

      ....get out

    • @andylannister5071
      @andylannister5071 10 лет назад +53

      What if Starbucks headquarters is actually a space communication service. Which contacts other universes with life forms and hasn't told anyone except the most powerful people on earth. What if Area 51 is a front and it's actually the Starbucks headquarters? But it isn't actually called Starbucks it's just a code name.

  • @KleinpeterHank
    @KleinpeterHank 11 месяцев назад +3

    7:52 Of all Vsauce videos this moment may have given me the most existential crisis.

  • @Comment_User
    @Comment_User 9 лет назад +2473

    Alien scout: Earth has nukes! What should we do
    Alien leader: Nukes? We need to escape
    Alien scout 2: Don't worry they have aimed it at themselves

    • @mustaqimhadi6381
      @mustaqimhadi6381 9 лет назад +251

      Accurate we're a big joke

    • @Jordanmac127
      @Jordanmac127 9 лет назад +125

      Comment_User If extraterrestrial life can build craft that can travel light years and detect our ICBM's. I very much doubt they would give two shits about nukes or any of our inventions.

    • @brodudeguy5528
      @brodudeguy5528 9 лет назад +29

      How do these "aliens" know what a nuke is and how do they speak English?

    • @mustaqimhadi6381
      @mustaqimhadi6381 9 лет назад +45

      bill rose they are probably much smarter

    • @Vedvart1
      @Vedvart1 9 лет назад +7

      ***** But every time in history those nations then fought each other after the common enemy went away.

  • @ds__kb
    @ds__kb 7 лет назад +2714

    Q: how much is Earth worth?
    A: we had two moons!
    thanks michael

  • @SgtTikka
    @SgtTikka 3 года назад +780

    Humans selling the earth would be like a tapeworm selling you.

    • @predator-7180
      @predator-7180 3 года назад +5

      😂

    • @bluecupgaming2674
      @bluecupgaming2674 3 года назад +13

      I don’t think I have tapeworms tho

    • @SgtTikka
      @SgtTikka 3 года назад +8

      @scpwiki account I don't know if you got that the wrong way around, or are you just talking about Russia's questionable black markets.

    • @AkiraSatou
      @AkiraSatou 3 года назад +54

      No it wouldn't. The Earth isn't naturally sentient, it houses many sentient beings but is is literally speaking a giant rock with wacky shit on it. It'd be like a man selling the entire apartment with tenants already in it.

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 2 года назад

      A rat selling a whole building

  • @danichristine3296
    @danichristine3296 28 дней назад +1

    never once when I click on a Vsauce video do I know what direction it’s gonna end up in, and I think that’s beautiful.

  • @munazzahussain8055
    @munazzahussain8055 4 года назад +692

    "The moon, is a moon"
    Ahh ,you have enough bones in you body to make a human skeleton

    • @exppalt2269
      @exppalt2269 4 года назад +8

      munazza hussain An adult skeleton? But I am 2 years old! I have too many bones for a adult skeleton. Okay please don't think I am actually 2 years old.

    • @who-ny5oe
      @who-ny5oe 4 года назад +1

      That is Bullshit man!!!!

    • @bennyo.schandl2430
      @bennyo.schandl2430 4 года назад

      @@who-ny5oe , Öl
      Österreich
      Ää

    • @bennyo.schandl2430
      @bennyo.schandl2430 4 года назад

      @@who-ny5oe Was

    • @earthterra8546
      @earthterra8546 4 года назад

      Idk why but I laughed

  • @mars_over
    @mars_over 8 лет назад +465

    I came here to find out how much the Earth is worth and I ended up realizing I'm a fart. Thank you Michael.

    • @Manu-bq3xh
      @Manu-bq3xh 7 лет назад +2

      metalforever12345 Michæl

    • @oyounes5945
      @oyounes5945 7 лет назад

      Lmaoooo

    • @mohibwasay5102
      @mohibwasay5102 7 лет назад

      Not just you. But the entire human kind. And a very stinky one

  • @tdmac5413
    @tdmac5413 4 года назад +1866

    Scientists thinking of other moon’s names: *oh yeah this is big brain time*
    Scientists thinking of our moon’s name: MOON IS MOON

    • @superkittypro6520
      @superkittypro6520 4 года назад +15

      Dang I just made that comment... Eh it's different enough

    • @fluffywolf6300
      @fluffywolf6300 4 года назад +73

      @Akki Kishore , Luna is just moon in latin.

    • @4P5MC
      @4P5MC 4 года назад +23

      It'd be like us naming our planet "Planet".

    • @xylenox6112
      @xylenox6112 4 года назад +54

      I think it's because the Moon was named before we knew that other moons existed

    • @christianjoseph6502
      @christianjoseph6502 4 года назад +17

      we named our moon before we knew other moons existed

  • @nicoschiavi605
    @nicoschiavi605 3 года назад +4

    I get an ad and I come back to the video to hear Michael go "EARTH IS BOOKIN' IT..."

  • @ellipsis4549
    @ellipsis4549 7 лет назад +380

    Me: How much is the earth worth?
    Vsauce: The great pyramid of giza was built 3.5 light years away

    • @PebsBeans
      @PebsBeans 6 лет назад +43

      How much is the earth worth?
      We are Earth's first fart

    • @_catzee
      @_catzee 6 лет назад +5

      Translation: Other people already did the work I'm just here to be philosophical. Sorry.

    • @keywestalert6329
      @keywestalert6329 6 лет назад +2

      It doesnt matter what i say as long as people squint their eyes at what i say and think it is worth it

  • @RubsNL
    @RubsNL 5 лет назад +308

    Pretty crazy that when my dog bites someone it's MY problem but when my dog paints a masterpiece suddenly it's everyone's

    • @amadoudiallo7952
      @amadoudiallo7952 5 лет назад +2

      is that your siblings

    • @nekoeko500
      @nekoeko500 5 лет назад +23

      Your dog's behavior is your responsability, your dog's artistic skills are not (unless you have sent it to an art school for a couple of years, paid for it, and can prove that you did). Humans and their pesky laws

    • @rodolfolinares8254
      @rodolfolinares8254 5 лет назад +24

      nekoeko500 isn’t artistic skill part of behavior? What, did he send his dog to a school to learn to bite people?

    • @nekoeko500
      @nekoeko500 5 лет назад +15

      @@rodolfolinares8254 every skill has an innate component. There are no biting schools, there are owners who don't take care of their animals

    • @FunkyJeff22
      @FunkyJeff22 4 года назад +11

      @@nekoeko500 so he's only responsible for his dog's art if he trained it to paint, but he's always responsible for the dog's bites, even when he never trained it to bite? Why the double standard?

  • @yoteslayerisawesome6
    @yoteslayerisawesome6 10 лет назад +249

    Why hasn't this guy won a Nobel prize already. He is a fucking genius.

    • @colinshaules7141
      @colinshaules7141 7 лет назад +2

      Because he’s stating facts that have already been discovered

  • @deshaun-
    @deshaun- 3 месяца назад

    This guy creates the most interesting and intriguing videos on the internet . I sir every time I start watching a video I literally cannot click out of it , how do you even do it vsauce please make a video on it

  • @MuzikBike
    @MuzikBike 8 лет назад +1288

    I think Saturn might already have been sold. Some aliens liked it, so they put rings on it.

  • @Adam-nr3tb
    @Adam-nr3tb 5 лет назад +628

    Beginning: Earth only contains 1066 people.
    Ending: ..we are Earth's first fart.
    Classic Michael.

    • @spiceydice6968
      @spiceydice6968 5 лет назад +9

      Adam in Greek mythology earth is a girl

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru 5 лет назад +3

      @@spiceydice6968 and in internet's mythology, earth is a loli

    • @iamhawkeye3162
      @iamhawkeye3162 5 лет назад

      Narancia Best Girl to some, earth is a piece of paper in internet mythology.

    • @zakuro8532
      @zakuro8532 5 лет назад +1

      @@St-ef9ru Lolitas do fart. Oh yeah

  • @genostellar
    @genostellar 9 лет назад +940

    I don't know what the Earth is worth, but it means the world to me.

    • @penguindude1119
      @penguindude1119 9 лет назад +32

      Just leave

    • @genostellar
      @genostellar 9 лет назад +2

      penguindude111 Why? =P

    • @gmahi5
      @gmahi5 9 лет назад +4

      +Geno Stellar that was cute loool

    • @cherrysalsa
      @cherrysalsa 9 лет назад +1

      +Geno Stellar lol

    • @wendell2255
      @wendell2255 8 лет назад +1

      i see what you did there hahahah!!!

  • @littlefloss._.
    @littlefloss._. 2 месяца назад +10

    0:27 fact: yhe earth has 2 moons right now, but it will only have it for a few months

  • @madebyquaid5423
    @madebyquaid5423 7 лет назад +633

    Me: How much money is the Earth worth?
    Michael: Earth is in Texas with 1066 people.
    That really helped me thx Michael

  • @king_movie7861
    @king_movie7861 8 лет назад +490

    all this is worth $12 at gamestop

  • @noamini8742
    @noamini8742 4 года назад +49

    Hearing these classic vsauce tracks really brings me back :’)

  • @vighnesh.acharya
    @vighnesh.acharya 3 месяца назад

    Your content still worth watching after 10yr. No depreciation to this content 😊

  • @GVMetric
    @GVMetric 5 лет назад +1187

    Earth is insanely valuable. It's a prime source of human slaves.

    • @gigrant9194
      @gigrant9194 5 лет назад +53

      The guy above me is racists, and gay.

    • @hagymasimilan3470
      @hagymasimilan3470 5 лет назад +16

      Hol' up

    • @MrZZ-py4pq
      @MrZZ-py4pq 4 года назад +4

      @@AyuNegai Is dumb and is a person who lies.

    • @kaiserium8551
      @kaiserium8551 4 года назад +25

      Almost everyone above me are toxic and waste of air

    • @redfall779
      @redfall779 4 года назад +39

      The person above is correct

  • @netherforager
    @netherforager 4 года назад +1554

    Mr beast in 2090: destroying Earth and then surprising people with a new one

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 года назад +26

      He would be like 90 years old lmao

    • @adibhossain8790
      @adibhossain8790 3 года назад +3

      @@sssswerth5323 Really?

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 года назад +2

      @@adibhossain8790 ja

    • @dentano5317
      @dentano5317 3 года назад

      @@adibhossain8790 92

    • @champagneeee
      @champagneeee 3 года назад +10

      @@sssswerth5323 so you're saying he was born year 2000, which means he's 20 - 21 years old.

  • @Anonymous-eo2er
    @Anonymous-eo2er 5 лет назад +382

    “What makes the earth worth it?”
    Me: You can breathe

    • @itimelord473
      @itimelord473 5 лет назад +2

      @Lion Mane that is why we live here lmao

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 5 лет назад

      Lion Mane Its offensive to call you a nerd, right?
      I'm sorry.

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 4 года назад

      Australian Bushfires and Coal Fired Power Stations: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING US?!*

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 года назад

      What makes your mother worth it?

    • @ultimateldrago847
      @ultimateldrago847 4 года назад

      @J B no, the logic you used is in reverse. Your statement makes it sound like the Earth was tailor-made for life on Earth, but it is actually the other way around; life adapted and formed around Earth's conditions

  • @user-om8bj
    @user-om8bj Год назад +1

    remembering that i actually don't matter makes me so relieved

  • @Xclub40X
    @Xclub40X 5 лет назад +903

    Me: what is the Earth worth? Should I buy it?
    Michael: let's talk about the moon first.
    *good upselling tactic there Michael. I only wanted Earth, but you are trying to sell me a moon too. I want a discount on the moon if I buy it too*

    • @t-rex9809
      @t-rex9809 5 лет назад +24

      Wait no, it's only two pack with moon, you can't buy Earth without moon. Anyway, did you know that you have to buy the whole solar system as wel?

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 5 лет назад +4

      I'm selling earth for $10 you want it

    • @t-rex9809
      @t-rex9809 5 лет назад +10

      @@FairyLightMoons Are you dumb? 10 bucks per kilo is fucked up, I demand 1 dollar per two kilos.

    • @regonite1495
      @regonite1495 5 лет назад +1

      @@t-rex9809 haha?

    • @t-rex9809
      @t-rex9809 5 лет назад +6

      @@regonite1495 It's really expensive, I'm an experienced gardener and I know earth's worth. 10 dollars is fucking mad.

  • @nathangibson6074
    @nathangibson6074 4 года назад +107

    woah I just now happened to realize that the statue from the picture at 5:45 that Michael uses to represent literally all of humanity's art is actually from the local Overland Park Arboretum that I've been to countless times, what a strange feeling

    • @Royc29
      @Royc29 3 года назад

      Wha-

    • @cultist1368
      @cultist1368 3 года назад

      @@Royc29 Yoda you are

    • @yeezuschrist420
      @yeezuschrist420 3 года назад

      My cousins live in overland park!

    • @smokeyjoe291
      @smokeyjoe291 3 года назад +2

      @@yeezuschrist420 tell them to get a house

  • @DRakshasa
    @DRakshasa 10 лет назад +221

    Another awesome episode, indeed. I have a few questions for you to ponder.
    1) Why is privacy so valueble to us, even though we are social creaturs? I mean, people want privacy, even when they do very normal things. It's actually pretty strange, don't you think?
    2) Why is sexuality such a taboo, while it's the most natural thing in the world?
    3) I think most people would be interested in this one. How can you take over the world? What is required, what is the most reliable way, which methods are doomed to fail. You can keep on asking questions about that one.
    It would be awesome if any of these statements could be explained in a video.

    • @Fortstorm
      @Fortstorm 10 лет назад +13

      Sexual intimacy is generally thought to be between two people, it's a sign of close emotional bond. However it does vary between cultures.

    • @ladieanaxo2806
      @ladieanaxo2806 10 лет назад

      Because in order to be social creatures we need to be individuals and have our space and privacy

    • @HerosBane2854
      @HerosBane2854 10 лет назад +1

      Ladie Anaxo But that raises an interesting topic with social insects, though, don't you think? Ants, termites, bees, and the like are social, but they're generally characterized as being autonomous and devoted to the colony.

    • @MichaelMurd
      @MichaelMurd 10 лет назад +7

      1) Societies judgment and nonacceptance that there isn't a universal way of living life, scaring people away from being them selves. Plus, there are just a lot of creeps out there and some people would rather just stick to themselves. I think most people take privacy for granted.
      2) Religious bigots.
      3) Create/Become the leader of a religion.

    • @HerosBane2854
      @HerosBane2854 10 лет назад

      If you want to take over the world, I'd think you'd need at least two things: support of the people and enforcement of your rule. Support could be garnered from anywhere between the two extremes of loving or fearful respect. Enforcement would require a lot of resources. Both of these things, I would think, would be impossible to attain for any one single person or entity.

  • @adhdladhitshard
    @adhdladhitshard 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is probably one of the best earth promotion video i have ever seen .

  • @slinkybox7772
    @slinkybox7772 8 лет назад +539

    The earth is on sale! $2.99 for earth now!

    • @joey7710
      @joey7710 8 лет назад +11

      Sillybox777 i bid for 2.98 sir!

    • @waahaah861
      @waahaah861 8 лет назад +11

      I bid 2.981!

    • @mcmarcuz23
      @mcmarcuz23 8 лет назад +1

      Going once, Going Twice, Goes to the man with a horse picture.

    • @theredturtle4309
      @theredturtle4309 8 лет назад +6

      2.99? IMPOSSIBLE ITS AMAZING

    • @jameschen8746
      @jameschen8746 8 лет назад

      This is probably a earth model.....

  • @floridamancode_e2673
    @floridamancode_e2673 8 лет назад +83

    vsause sees the deathstar
    "that's no moon! that's an artificial satellite"

    • @nbutle1
      @nbutle1 7 лет назад

      Cody Crooks that's because they have no idea what their talking about!!!

  • @aryanb4926
    @aryanb4926 4 года назад +478

    Vsauce: The earth is worth 69 sextillion dollars
    Dictators: *my time has come*

  • @snazzyostrich
    @snazzyostrich Год назад +2

    0:29 this is also the smallest known asteroid at about only 2-3 meters across

  • @Jombo1
    @Jombo1 9 лет назад +481

    Is that...a rug wall?

    • @SSteadyy
      @SSteadyy 9 лет назад +15

      I think its his green screen idk

    • @zigmasj6572
      @zigmasj6572 8 лет назад +41

      +Jombo That would be a logical decision since soft materials absorb sound waves and therefore eliminate reverb, improving the sound quality of the video.

    • @screamingmonkee1906
      @screamingmonkee1906 8 лет назад +4

      nerd

    • @thesubwoofer3519
      @thesubwoofer3519 8 лет назад +20

      +Jombo No it's called popcorn wall. It creates the illusion of carpet, but it's beeswax colored cement.

    • @williamtattersall3528
      @williamtattersall3528 8 лет назад +1

      TotallyTaco TuesdayYT ur a dork

  • @FinlayHamm
    @FinlayHamm 6 лет назад +549

    what if my cells sold me?

  • @voltaixlux1697
    @voltaixlux1697 6 лет назад +307

    In the first part of the video, "What is Earth Worth?" At the end of the video, "We are Earth's first fart."

  • @erenerbay
    @erenerbay 15 дней назад +3

    10:33 ohhh so that's where it comes from

    • @somebody6004
      @somebody6004 13 дней назад

      I didn't know that either wowww

  • @roundabout1087
    @roundabout1087 5 лет назад +178

    How much is the earth?
    “3. Take it or leave it.”

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 5 лет назад +192

    Aliens when they try to buy Earth:
    Humans: *I don’t accept republic credits.*

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 5 лет назад +1

      Aliens we are talking to the ants they own the earth not u ( theory of 0wnership of aliens is population) highest populated species owns the planet

  • @zkobien
    @zkobien 4 года назад +129

    Doctor: You have cancer
    Michael: Or do i?

    • @lilsynyster
      @lilsynyster 4 года назад +7

      doctor:you have cancer
      Michael:can you take it away?
      Doctor:no I can’t
      Micheal:or can you?

    • @raychangalarza179
      @raychangalarza179 4 года назад

      *Moon Men starts playing*

  • @corncobjohnsonreal
    @corncobjohnsonreal 2 года назад +5

    So you're telling me, under US law, if I, a director of a Hollywood movie, trained a chimpanzee to film my movie, that would mean what film was captured is public domain?

  • @user-yf2yo7dv8j
    @user-yf2yo7dv8j 4 года назад +237

    Imagine having to pay rent for your planet

    • @Bagofnowt
      @Bagofnowt 4 года назад +12

      @@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 them guys are really fucking weird honestly lmao

    • @MixMatchedMoze
      @MixMatchedMoze 4 года назад +7

      Lol humans are so weird

    • @0bsmain
      @0bsmain 4 года назад +14

      y’know what’ll be funny, if we nuke earth lmao

    • @Hamster-ip9gw
      @Hamster-ip9gw 4 года назад +3

      nah fuck earth those “human” “people” are weird, we should just leave them alone

    • @vengeance1305
      @vengeance1305 3 года назад +1

      ALIENS!?????? NANNI?!!?!?,

  • @CTOAFN
    @CTOAFN 7 лет назад +745

    dont tempt the aliens

  • @victorwade2343
    @victorwade2343 10 лет назад +98

    There is no "price" of the Earth. There is no "price" for anything. Value is a human construct.

    • @grahamhill676
      @grahamhill676 10 лет назад +5

      Exactly. The way we think and act is solely constructed by influences from the media, government, society etc.

    • @RokuRG
      @RokuRG 10 лет назад +10

      Thats's what the word "price" mean, so yes, there is a price.

    • @grahamhill676
      @grahamhill676 10 лет назад +1

      No there isn't. There is no official price of Earth.

    • @RokuRG
      @RokuRG 10 лет назад +8

      You said there is no price for anything. There is.

    • @grahamhill676
      @grahamhill676 10 лет назад +1

      Kanimir
      I didn't say that, the other guy did and I agreed.
      There isn't a price. You can take anything you want for free if you really want. In nature, there is are no prices and virtually no ownage. As I said, prices are just made up by humans.

  • @crylune
    @crylune Год назад

    If you pause at the right time on 0:00 and turn on the subtitles, the contrast between the calm subtitles and Michael's face is hilarious

  • @archaic2982
    @archaic2982 8 лет назад +28

    >Begins with completely different topic than the title
    >Ends with completely different topic than title
    that's vsauce for ya

  • @godzilla7137
    @godzilla7137 5 лет назад +215

    “What is your favorite place to visit?”
    *Earth*

  • @CavemanFilms
    @CavemanFilms 10 лет назад +180

    ARE YOU CALLING US A EARTH-FART?!

    • @carcso
      @carcso 10 лет назад +9

      That's why we stink so much!!

    • @Vonchuss
      @Vonchuss 10 лет назад +3

      CAVEMAN!"?!??!

    • @virus9013
      @virus9013 10 лет назад +5

      No we are earth's left nut.

    • @Louieno1IsBest
      @Louieno1IsBest 10 лет назад

      well.....

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 10 лет назад +14

      No, he's calling you an* Earth fart.

  • @multigameryoutube2134
    @multigameryoutube2134 Год назад +1

    Im stupid, but there is nothing more entertaining than listening to this guy say nothjng i understand youtube qiuld not be the same witjout vsauce

  • @Lawh
    @Lawh 6 лет назад +72

    While playing Stellaris, I realized at some point how uninterested I was in lifeforms that were just living without the knowledge of space flight. Maybe there is some truth to it. We do have scientists who spend their entire lives studying earthworms, but most of us just walk on by when we see one.

    • @boxyboy1527
      @boxyboy1527 2 года назад +5

      Honestly same but for me with spore

  • @iminagonizingpaincenturiesago
    @iminagonizingpaincenturiesago 4 года назад +136

    “Sixty two cents”
    - Mr. Krabs

  • @cheekybum1513
    @cheekybum1513 9 лет назад +224

    What if Earth is like an ant farm for aliens, and they're watching us build up our colonies.

    • @gayfrog3102
      @gayfrog3102 9 лет назад +17

      good shit gooood shit 👌👌👌👌👌thats what im talking about good 👌shit

    • @kaihuizing5970
      @kaihuizing5970 9 лет назад +1

      +Daythem Kaverous That would be so funny. People always think they're so great and good, even the average person thinks that way, when in reality we're almost nonexistent compared to the entire universe

    • @tagheuerwoods6241
      @tagheuerwoods6241 9 лет назад +1

      +Daythem Kaverous South Park any one ?

    • @dhruvam5765
      @dhruvam5765 9 лет назад +4

      What if earth is an electron and the sun is a nucleas for other alien species?

    • @HelghastxISA
      @HelghastxISA 9 лет назад +3

      Theres a theory that aliens have already found us but dont want to interrupt our natural growth.

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina Год назад +1

    10:24 This case has suddenly become a lot more important, because works created by AI were recently declared uncopyrightable for the same reason.
    While I don't know if this particular case was used as precedent in that ruling, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was.

  • @SuperSamStuff
    @SuperSamStuff 10 лет назад +174

    I wonder if the Galactic Market has summer sales.

    • @totalthunderz
      @totalthunderz 10 лет назад +28

      Gaben is like King of the universe so of course it has summer sales XD

    • @atomicninja4847
      @atomicninja4847 10 лет назад +1

      TotalThunderz gaben?

    • @jojokob5182
      @jojokob5182 10 лет назад +11

      "summer" is an earthly concept.
      maybe a "Galaxy supernova" sale?

    • @rhodiumthunderbird
      @rhodiumthunderbird 10 лет назад +1

      Gaben is Gabe Newell, the CEO and founder of Valve, the company that created the PC based video game distribution platform Steam, which is famous for its annual summer sale, where nearly all of the games on steam are discounted. Due to Valves high level of respect in the video game community and the internet, Gabe Newell had become some sort of an internet god, thus the reference to Gaben as the ruler of the universe, and it's relevance to the original comment.

    • @atomicninja4847
      @atomicninja4847 10 лет назад

      I remember now a steam.I still wait them to give me my money.And gabe didnt do nothing to gaming.

  • @oliverobler5491
    @oliverobler5491 5 лет назад +104

    10:02 thats the crab that sings "shiny" in Moana

    • @itssooverweresoback
      @itssooverweresoback 4 года назад

      Alright,why do you expect people that aren't 6 to watch Disney kids movies.

    • @NewbyTon
      @NewbyTon 4 года назад +1

      TAMATOA BAYBEE

    • @mat-th2tb
      @mat-th2tb 4 года назад +3

      i ate my grandma

    • @bhagatveersingh8635
      @bhagatveersingh8635 4 года назад

      @@mat-th2tb nice

    • @ramz16k
      @ramz16k 4 года назад +1

      @@mat-th2tb And it took a week because she was absolutely humongous.

  • @WackyTheWise
    @WackyTheWise 6 лет назад +261

    Interviewer: whats your motivation?
    Me: that im an earth fart.
    Interviewer: you're hired!

    • @rubennunez4299
      @rubennunez4299 5 лет назад +6

      Bro i tried this But they didn't Called me back

    • @BeDeceptive
      @BeDeceptive 5 лет назад +2

      You got me arrest cause I tried to show that I was a fart by forcibly rubbing shit on a security guards chin

    • @kenanpunisher2151
      @kenanpunisher2151 5 лет назад

      @@rubennunez4299 Too bad, did they 'call' you back after that???

  • @bichin3388
    @bichin3388 2 года назад +4

    Gracias por esto, todo. Saludos desde Argentina.

  • @urielalexanderr
    @urielalexanderr 7 лет назад +74

    *Earth, now 20% off*

  • @novacure7330
    @novacure7330 9 лет назад +384

    how is there over 4 million view when there is only 1066 in earth?

  • @Adamimoka
    @Adamimoka 5 лет назад +73

    My teacher - How many natural satellites does Earth have?
    Me - Let me introduce you to Space dust

  • @herethere2091
    @herethere2091 2 года назад

    I watched these videos when they were new, and the rewatch now is sooooooo much better!