I can't get over the idea of the benefactors giving Gordon a computer to game while he's in stasis and G Man visiting him every now and again just to see what he's playing.
Cock and ball torture, Dr freeman. Cock and ball torture or CBT, penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the... penis or testicles.
Ok, at first I didn't get the reference even though I did the fucking voices, as in I said it in the exact way Reagan does intl the cutscene, and it still didn't click for a moment. Jesus christ zombies is just baked into my being at this point
How to be Gordon: Step 1: Be in the 90's Step 2: Buy computer Step 3: Be trapped in the void for eternity Step 4: Have desk and computer Step 5: Wait 25 years Step 6: Forget Gman is watching over you, always, waiting for you to make a mistake Step 7: Post cringe
“Cringe? Dr. Freeman? Did you really post... *cringe,* again?” “It seems as if I only just unsubbed.” “You’ve posted a lot of cringe in a small time span. You’ve posted so much, in fact, that I’ve received some interesting subscriber metrics. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t contemplate them, but this is extraordinary cringe.” “Rather than offer you the illusion of free kek, I will take the liberty of *cringing for you.* If and when your time comes around again.” “I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary unsubscribe, Doctor Freeman. I trust it will all make sense in the course of... well, I’m really not at liberty to kek.” “In the meantime... this is where I unsub.”
I can imagine Gordon sitting on a desk posting stuff on the internet for years between HL and HL2 and getting called out by Gman anytime he posts cringe
I like the fact that Gman says “You have lost subscriber” instead of “You are going to lose subscriber”. This implies that as soon as Gordon hit the send button, he instantly lost subscribers
The fact Gman's facial animations are slightly more exxagerated but not unrealistic makes him even more uncanny and unnerving. I love it keep up the good work
@@zierin705 Well, Valve created him. They made the groundwork. CoreyLaddo worked off of said groundwork. There isn't a comparison to be made there, really.
Finally, we get to see first hand Gordon's own personal room in the G-Man's time and whatever the hell prison. At least G-Man is kind enough to give Gordon his own personal intergalactic Wi-Fi password to not kill him of boredom.
The way G-man's lips are moving when he's saying "posted" and "cringe" is just a piece of art. G-man saying the sentence "You just posted cringe" is art on it's own, but adding this facial expressions to it... is art square multiplied by 9001
"I'm not a large open-headed baby, Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Barney tell you that, perchance? Barney...!!" I've scrolled down the comments a bunch now and I'm amazed no one seems to mention G-Man's reference...?
you're my favorite "half life" sfm RUclipsr. you're funny but not having to resort to being inherently random or trying to be hip with the kids unlike some other sfm creators these days.
I enjoy the fact that gordons bottom lip slightly trembles in fear as if this is an occurring problem and g-man has definitely done something to Gordon before
There's a lot to unpack here. The look of true fear on Gordon's face is incredible. Is it because he's afraid of what G-man will do to him later? Was G-man stern talking, alone, the reason for his fear? (Understandable) Is he afraid of his social status dropping after posting cringe? And more importantly. Did G-man just seriously drop a Flight of the Concords reference??
![The Art of Spychecking [SFM]](/img/1.gif)
Subject: Gordon Freeman
Status: Cringe
Further Evaluation Pending
lemme just ruin this 69 likes real quick
@@dante.2639 disappointment
Top Kek
Evaluation: Reduction of Subscriber
@@slimJimmey you know i had to do it to em.
I love the idea that the stasis Gordon is in before Half-Life 2 is just a black room with a computer that he shitposts on for a couple decades
meanwhile Adrian Shepard is just looking at porn for 25 years.
Truly the most relatable protagonist in all of media
@@williamjnothingburgeresq Indeed
where he's periodically tormented by G-man every few years
I’ve had a head cannon that Gordon freeman plays gmod as a way to kill time, and to practice for his next mission.
Imagine knowing Gman could come out of anywhere, anytime...
...and still trying to roast him on youtube
Okay but can you say you are 100% sure he cant?
We dont have to imagine things that are reality
Gman everywhere system
come joke
The fact he says "hypothesis" instead of idea just sells the impersonation of the character even better.
Absolutely legendary.
"But that's just a theory!"
Vravo Bince1!!
You'll get over it
@@Gaelic-Spirit bad broken
@@Nugire A cringe theory!
"Gordon Freean, in the flesh. Or rather, in the CRINGE."
"I took the liberty of relieving you of your subscribers"
"Most of them were bots anyway."
@@nuclearneon7534
"As for the cringe, I think you've earned it."
I want to see japanesebushbaby say this, yes, including the replies
@Christian Armstrong
No one is less deserving of a rest.
I can't get over the idea of the benefactors giving Gordon a computer to game while he's in stasis and G Man visiting him every now and again just to see what he's playing.
The "benefactors" are the Combine. Nothing to do with Gordon being in stasis.
Japanesebushbabys voice has nailed Gmans voice BETTER THAN EVER
Is that where all the memed sfm voice overs come from?
@@fredrickvontater5433 yes, that dude is amazing at gman and kleiner impression
PivotmλrtuX yeah I was one of his earlier subscribers and saw a lot of his streams at the beginning of quarantine, I kinda forgot about him tho
I just thought the actual voice actor was doing it, damn that’s an amazing impression
I envy this type of voice to no end. I wish I could pull it off.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained cringe master.
Can You please Enough For this ?
Gordon: **Post Cringe**
G-Man: prepare for unforeseen consequences
*do prepare your anus for unforeseen consequences because you are going to eat.... Headcrab Jambalaya
Cock and ball torture, Dr freeman. Cock and ball torture or CBT, penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the... penis or testicles.
Preen pair four uno foreskin council quenches.
Newest video shows the unforeseen consequences.
_”Gordon, prepare for unforeseen downvoting”_
"It sounds like someone's posting cringe!"
"It's just the test chamber Eli, sit down."
*Resonance Cascade sounds*
"My goodness!"
Five reference
Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies
"The Black Mesa Research Facility has been breached, Magnusson!"
"Cringe"
"Cringe is off the charts! Gordon's subscriber count is reaching negative levels! Shut it down, _shut it down!!"_
Ok, at first I didn't get the reference even though I did the fucking voices, as in I said it in the exact way Reagan does intl the cutscene, and it still didn't click for a moment. Jesus christ zombies is just baked into my being at this point
Pffft. He didn't even like his own comment.
You only do that if you’re an absolute chad
(Edit)I just liked my comment
i hate it when people like their own comments
Wait, you guys get comments?
@@interstellardragonet8705 Usually they're there to ruin yours
RageDrakax bruh There’s one like on your reply
SUSPICOUS
I’m getting so used to Japanesebushbaby’s voice that Michael Shapiro’s is gonna sound like an impersonator.
This is why Shepard is better. He would never do this to gman
That’s why G-Man misses him.
Amen to that brother
He like furrys
Shepard is Based and would never post Cringe.
did shepard die?
“Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?” Game theory: sweats nervously
(For people who are wondering: ruclips.net/video/BgYzOLQ8sU8/видео.html)
The detail of Gordon's mouth slightly moving as a sign of fear is just perfect.
chin quiverin
gman had him spooked fierce lol
I love Gordan’s face when he realizes G-Man is there. It’s like he immediately regretted hitting the ENTER key.
This is platinum tier stuff
Diamond - take it or leave it
That’s kinda sapphire 🔥
Christian Armstrong no
Christian Armstrong
¿Qué?
Christian Armstrong
no
How to be Gordon:
Step 1: Be in the 90's
Step 2: Buy computer
Step 3: Be trapped in the void for eternity
Step 4: Have desk and computer
Step 5: Wait 25 years
Step 6: Forget Gman is watching over you, always, waiting for you to make a mistake
Step 7: Post cringe
ok, now g-man is both hilarious AND terrifying
also I’ve now been immortalized in this skit on 0:12 forever. thank you
Bro you famous now ecks dee
The Timelords that comment will be my legacy
good work... Oleg
RondamGuy thanks :)
Cherish this forever.
The look of fear on Gordon's face was perfect.
This is the real reason G-Man no longer works with Gordon
“Cringe? Dr. Freeman? Did you really post... *cringe,* again?”
“It seems as if I only just unsubbed.”
“You’ve posted a lot of cringe in a small time span. You’ve posted so much, in fact, that I’ve received some interesting subscriber metrics. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t contemplate them, but this is extraordinary cringe.”
“Rather than offer you the illusion of free kek, I will take the liberty of *cringing for you.* If and when your time comes around again.”
“I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary unsubscribe, Doctor Freeman. I trust it will all make sense in the course of... well, I’m really not at liberty to kek.”
“In the meantime... this is where I unsub.”
kEK.
cringing for you got me so bad
Somebody's gotta pay him to say this
I died when I read "but this is extraordinary cringe".
this is so far the greatest comment ive read on youtube ever. sincere thanks and alot of love
The 5 seconds of black screen and silence was terrifying.
I love the narrative that between hl1 and hl2, gman and Gordon were just roommates in the void for like 10 years and stuff like this happened.
You should make one where the G-man says "I got some Jelly beans, you like Jelly beans?"
“I’ve... got... *inhales* some _jelly beans..._ Doctor Freeman. You’d... _appreciate some,_ surely...”
@@beanboy4421 *Jelly Babies
A R T H U R M O R G A N A P P R O V E S
Boah
I can imagine Gordon sitting on a desk posting stuff on the internet for years between HL and HL2 and getting called out by Gman anytime he posts cringe
Be right, Im in spying by Gman!He looks at me anytime!🤐
This is why Gordon was left in stasis for so long
No replies? I beg to differ.
I like the fact that Gman says “You have lost subscriber” instead of “You are going to lose subscriber”. This implies that as soon as Gordon hit the send button, he instantly lost subscribers
instantly lost subscriber*
@@gudmansal3468 Gman was so offended by the cringe he posted he instantly unsubscribed and teleported to him
Can't even shitpost in the void in peace these days
Wow. The subsurface scattering on his nose really sells it.
I can't believe how far the engine has come since HL1.
gordonladdo doesn’t exist, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
i exist wideface, lmao
@@gordonladdo9096 Thank you.
@@BerzerkVideos gman bending time and space to ruin my cringe and not show my comment
i.imgur.com/OJcR1I8.png
@@gordonladdo9096 let us hear your voice
@@Jack_Krauzers Let us taste that sexy voice
“I’m not a large open headed da baby” -Gman 2020
5s2z, you just posted cringe.
I can't tell if this was edited together from samples, AI generated, the actual voice actor, or a good impresonator.
I did the Impression of gman here ;)
Its some really good voice acting. I know i'm suprised aswell
@@Japanesebushbaby your impression its almost identical to the real gman voice.
Excellent Job
(Sorry if my english is bad)
Dead_dude Your English is correct! (Except for the capitalization.)
@@Japanesebushbaby Good to know
The fact that Gordon's computer just vanishes offscreen makes this a bit more haunting.
Losing subscribers = Gman's true punishment
I love how Gordon's lip trembles when he's talking to him. Good touch!
Gordon just wanted to be accepted by being funny :c
I feel his pain..
I love how Gordon's lower lip is trembling when Gman leans in next to his ear, the man utterly shitting himself.
G-man's face is hypnotically well-animated. I replayed 0:14 a dozen times for it alone
The fact Gman's facial animations are slightly more exxagerated but not unrealistic makes him even more uncanny and unnerving.
I love it keep up the good work
Took the words right out of my mouth
We’ve been waiting for HL3 for so long possibly the most intimidating and mysterious character in any game is now telling people they posted cringe
a considerably large open-headed baby...
too large, in fact.
The “Nihilanth looking ass” was the icing on the cake for this video
black mesa scientists: *do you know who posted all this cringe?*
Never have I wanted anything more than to have Gman saying "Gordon, You've just posted Cringe" as my text notification. This is great!
If this happened every time you posted something mean, we’d have world peace.
bro you just posted cringe you are going to lose subscriber
i would post even more mean stuff
The first few seconds of this look like an early 2000's anti-piracy ad, and I'm all for it.
The animation is smooth and the lighting is great, as always, but especially in this one. Good job!👍
E
@@laatma985 A
Dang, some impressive facial animation on the gman there, and bush baby sounds as good as ever!
Every time I watch one of these they get better and better. Keep at it bud.
Nobody seems to portray the Gman as well as you do.
Not even Valve, the people that literally *made* the G-Man?
@@zierin705 Well, Valve created him. They made the groundwork. CoreyLaddo worked off of said groundwork. There isn't a comparison to be made there, really.
Legit how my anxiety feels sometimes when I type stuff. Scary shit. Well done Mr. Laddo
Laugh out loud this video was like the best thing ever. I'm like gonna share this to my friends and so they can like, like
"Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?"
*"It was revealed to me in a dream."*
Finally, we get to see first hand Gordon's own personal room in the G-Man's time and whatever the hell prison.
At least G-Man is kind enough to give Gordon his own personal intergalactic Wi-Fi password to not kill him of boredom.
This is now canon in my mind.
Good gracious, the animation on Gman's face is astounding.
0:12 Yo, WTF? James Lee Gordon Freeman?
I really love how G-man denied everything except being a nihilanth.
Gordon's quivering lip makes this.
The way he just walks out from the darkness and says "You just posted cringe" it's just too fucking funny.
Everything you do just brings more depth into half life lore, man
Holy hell this voice actor got the Gmans voice on point
This is the funniest shit. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained cringy professional
prepare for - hhhhhhh- unforseeable cancel culture - hhhhhhhhHHH- mister freeman..
I love Gordon's lower lip quivering as he speaks over his shoulder.
Pov: Gordon is a troll
the "..Aaaah" at the end.. sealed it
My favourite thing about these vids is that Gordon hasn't said a single word just like in the game.
GMan saying that "you have lost subscriber" instead of "you are *going* to lose subscriber" is so threatening
Lyrics:
Gordon, you just posted cringe
You have lost subscribers
Hah
I'm not a large open headed baby
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
0:18 Japanesebushbaby knows how to give G-Man's voice the characteristic streak of anger
The barely contained rage in G-Man's voice is what gets me.
Gordon wouldn’t post that, he’s a highly trained professional.
I was there when JapaneseBushBaby did these lines, I died.
I like how it's not even "you are going to lose subscriber" it's "you HAVE lost subscriber".
Whoever is doing the gman voice is really great at impressions.
This relationship with JapaneseBushBaby is turning out to be great. Please, continue working together. Please.
0:29 did Steve tell you that? What kind of rapping name is Steve? Steve
Corey, you just posted beauty, you have gained subscriber
The way G-man's lips are moving when he's saying "posted" and "cringe" is just a piece of art. G-man saying the sentence "You just posted cringe" is art on it's own, but adding this facial expressions to it... is art square multiplied by 9001
"I'm not a large open-headed baby,
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Barney tell you that, perchance?
Barney...!!"
I've scrolled down the comments a bunch now and I'm amazed no one seems to mention G-Man's reference...?
It's a subtle one, but any Flight of the Concords fans will get it.
The chuckle as he backs off is the best part.
I love how Gordon’s mouth shakes when he looks at gman
Who knew that G-man could make the word “cringe” sound intimidating
Gman feels more threatening in this one clip, than he has in any other media.
you're my favorite "half life" sfm RUclipsr. you're funny but not having to resort to being inherently random or trying to be hip with the kids unlike some other sfm creators these days.
This is the inner monologue that I hear every time I think about responding to a troll
what makes this funnier is that Gman doesn't even hurt gordon in any way. He just mocks him for his child like behavior
The way Gordon's lower lip trembles is so perfect, haha.
I love how exaggerated gman’s facial expressions are, showing how mad/dissapointed he is in Gordon
this is what he's been doing in the void for 20 years
Preposterous Hypothesis
Whoever does gmans voice in these videos needs some serious recognition
"A previous hire has been unfunny or too cringey with his laters posts"
"We have... struggled, to find a funnier... replacement."
*"Until Now."*
I enjoy the fact that gordons bottom lip slightly trembles in fear as if this is an occurring problem and g-man has definitely done something to Gordon before
Gordon: I'm cringe and that's based🗿
I'll never be based and that's not cringe!
The slightly exaggerated facial flexes just makes the "you have lost subscriber" line even funnier.
you have L O S T S U B S C R I B E R
There's a lot to unpack here.
The look of true fear on Gordon's face is incredible. Is it because he's afraid of what G-man will do to him later? Was G-man stern talking, alone, the reason for his fear? (Understandable) Is he afraid of his social status dropping after posting cringe?
And more importantly. Did G-man just seriously drop a Flight of the Concords reference??
Gordon's lip quivering in fear when gman talks right in his ear is glorious
"Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?"
Did Steve tell you that?
What kind of rapping name is Steve?