The Last Guy You Want to Watch a Movie With
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- Опубликовано: 19 авг 2022
- Featuring @tomgoulet @Daxflame and @TrentLenkarski
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That guy nailed his impression of movies. As soon as he started I was like, "Movies! He's being movies!"
😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
Yeah i really hate those annoying things, so annoying
I though he was being Jim Breuer
He should be an actor.
I thought he was being paintings at first.
Dude Tom committed to that impression, he was hitting himself in the head so hard you could hear it. That’s such a ‘movies’ thing to do!
Nice name👀
Wow nice name👀
Because sound effects is too much work
lol lmao joel is like just so mooovies you know?
i knew exactly who he was acting like. he did good.
The last guy I’d want to watch a movie with is Tom Hanks because i only like watching Castaway and he has probably already seen that movie.
What about forrest gump?
I think he screwed up and watched the awful sequel first so he may not have watched the first one yet
Wilson! I’m sorry Wilson! You know he probably humped that damn ball.
What a weirdly stupidly beautiful statement
you'd be surprised how many actors have never seen their own movies
You shouldn't lie to your friends, but lying to them about how many toilets you have in the bathroom is outright cruel.
Bro as soon as I meet new people, I always tell them exactly how many toilets I have in my bathroom. I don't want any hard feelings down the line in our new friendship. So I stare them in the eyes, never breaking contact, and say my truth. My toilet amount truth.
@@rumo1086 I am good at foreshadowing
I would have doubled down and been like "Oooh this isn't a toilet this is a bathtub silly me! and after I went and pee'd in it so awkward! The toilet guy said he'd install two toilets so the one who was lying was really him."
Yeah. There is never--and I mean, NEVER--an excuse for deception and violence. Any shred of respect that I had for those victims disappeared down that toilet, when they lied.
@@tellmeninetails5819 you're digging yourself deeper into the lie! You're going to have to make up a plumber and get them to help with the lie and admit to tricking you with the tub. Then get everyone that's been to the bathroom to lie about how the bathroom never had a tub before just in case it comes up in conversation. Then you need to pretend that's the first time you seen a tub before and never used one before in your life, so you have to go to all your old residences and remove the tubs or replace them with brand new ones.
i love when he's telling him he's gonna murder someone right in their face and they just stare reactionless.
What do you mean, that happens all the time. Literally daily for me.
"Bro, it's The Fugitive, you wanna watch this, 100%."
"I will. Murder. Anybody who tries watching a movie with me. In the literal sense. With a knife."
"I get you. I hear you. Just trust me. It's Harrison Ford. You will love this."
Being murdered while going to see Thor? That's just like that character in that movie, Thor: The Dark World! I love that that film is still such a source of inspiration for you guys.
Two words _Dark Elves_
@Lasagna No, you have to see Batman films to get killed.
Remember in Thor the Dark world? I don't!
GG
That’s just like when Loki was murdered in Thor: The Dark World! However, in a unforeseen turn of events Loki was revealed to still be alive in the post credits scene of Thor: The Dark World.
For the first time in my life I witnessed a guy in the cinema not whispering, but... just talking to the person next to him. He wasn't even loud or anything, it was just like, *room temperature* talking in an average pitch as if he didn't know where he was. I couldn't even get annoyed, it was just such a moment.
this is just
this is the most fantastic description i've ever seen. "room temperature talking" is incredible and will live in my heart rent-free forever
Room temperature talking? Just how high are you bro lmao
Have you ever had a 20 kid deep pack of middle school kids screaming and cussing for an hour straight right behind you? Needless to say, the second hour they were quiet
I would've told him to shut the fuck up.
“Man, there’s no one id rather go to a movie with than you, you are the guy I want to go to the movie with.”
The depth of the dialogue.
I would love to see the script for this movie
in place of that line would've fit a back and forth banter with Tom perfectly. I think Joel took that and dumbed it down to make fun of movies that are obviously trying to show a "Connection" for when later the character dies
So well delivered. It was the most realistic dialogue ever
I would take that conversation very literally.
it's funny because it's like the opposite of the name of the video
This was the most anxiety inducing thing ever. I love it
Right!! 🤣🤣🤣
No it wasn't.
@@ImNotJoshPotter well that’s just like… your opinion man
@@ImNotJoshPotter ratio
@@ImNotJoshPotter seems like a skill issue
"I'm movies." is a great punchline.
Also Tom plays the "slightly little bit unstable and insane" person very well.
Yeaaah..."plays"...
Whenever Joel isn't on screen, everyone should be asking ''Where's Joel?''
this did not age well. we miss Joel. where’s Joel
@@valx5 turns out he was ok someone just needed to bother to resurrect him.
"For what is a man but a miserable little pile of secrets"
“Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.”
"I see how it is: one toilet"
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He's probably also the type to look up every actor on IMDB, immediately ripping you out of the action by telling you the main character voiced Tom in the Tom and Jerry Movie.
That is too specific
lol i hate these people. or people who look up the history behind a based on true story movie before the movie is even finished.
Damn imagine hating learning new things or hating your friends for trying to relate with you. Jesus just watch the fucking video alone if you have so many rules
@@TheScrubmuffin69 You know the guy that hates the guy that hates the guy that interrupts movied to tell you irrelevant shit? I hate that guy.
@@TheScrubmuffin69 Learning new things hurts my brain. That's probably why I get annoyed when people tell me irrelevant shit during movies.
Dax is such a perfect fit here, dude is a youtube legend and seeing him shine on a modern classic channel like this is great.
Agreed!
Yeah man, Dax is doing great. I'm so glad to see his maturation over the years. Plus, his awkward delivery fits perfectly with Joel's comedic style. They seem like good friends!
I've been on the fence as to whether he plays a character on his own channel. The Deion's Dungeon series, I feel, made it blatantly obvious that he plays up the character at least some times. You see him in skits like this and he does so well!
I really like his haircut in this video.
The last person I'd wanna watch a movie with is probably Alfred Hitchcock.
I mean, can you imagine?
He's like dead and decomposed and probably smells really bad now. Not a very fun time.
Also you would have to drag him around constantly, what an annoyance
At least you'd get more popcorn to yourself.
or Tom Cruise?! cause every time a stunt would appear on screen he would be like " I can do it better." while proceeding to jump out of the window, doing ten backflips straight to the pavement.
@@antestanic2964 "Getting real tired of your shit, Tom"
@@RussellTeapot hahahah :D
I can't believe they lied about having 2 toilets. I was looking forward to seeing the second one after being told it was installed just the day before.
Trying not to be hyperbolic here, but this actually may have been the best film you've made to date. Genuinely funny, unsettling, excellent pacing, beautiful camera work. Yeah, loved it.
There are so many great ones. I love "The Couple That Still Hangs Out at Your Hometown's Playground" and "Your friend from high school who's doing 'pretty good'".
It's an absurdly good film
For me, one of my favorites was "A rough approximation of how I react when a date is going well." But you're absolutely right, this one is right up there with the best.
Well, if you were trying to not be hyperbolic, you failed. You were literally more hyperbolic than anyone I've ever met or come across, EVER. You are just so damn hyperbolic that I don't even have words to describe it, that's how far you went. Too far.
Tom may have not been welcome in Trent’s movie night, but Joel seemed content with Tom being the last person he’d watch a movie with, but in a good way. He seems like a great friend, going out of his way to hang out with his buddies despite hating movies so much. I wouldn’t mind getting killed by the movie killer if Tom was by my side while it happened 🥰
I wouldn't want Tom to be there. I think it would be really scary and traumatic, for him, so if they movie killer is going to get me, I think I'd have to explain to Tom that it's best he stay home, and hope he understands when he sees the news later.
You guys are the friends Tom deserves, not those shitty ones lying mfs...
"It's going to take me the the rest of the night to get over it", is one of the best lines written on this channel. It's so good, it's going to take the rest of the night to get over it.
19 yrs ago.. Nice😂
hello from the future
3:21 How on earth did Trent manage to keep a straight face in any of these takes
Pretty boy got some acting skills.
I could hear my heart break when there was only one toilet.
So could I. Devastating… 😞
I avoid this situation by keeping my eyes shut always, this existence of voluntary blindness is total bliss, regretfully though I can only hear these uploads and use my imagination as hard as possible, this one spoke to me as they all do with word’s
Based
Typical ear-user. I'll bet that you hate movies too, huh?
I loved how Tom went "its movie time" and then he movied everyone in the room. I got chills seeing that.
how they didn’t break character when he was in their faces is beyond me 😭💀 holy shit
Man, for the first part, I’m like, “who is this guy?” And then I thought, ‘Joel hit puberty?’ Then I just realized it’s just another guy.
I mean he was really direct and clear the entire time. I kind of feel like he's the protagonist here and everyone else is too dumb to live
Tbh movies are so frightening especially the scary ones 😭
Killing my buddies to relieve tension 🥰
Is like they make sound and shit? What the fuck?
3:10 i laughed way harder than i should have at that blank stare 😂😂😂
Me too, first video in a while that actually made me laugh for real
That's such a movies thing to do
These shorts are always such a wild unsettling ride! 😂 I don't understand how my expectations can get subverted like 4 times in the same film!
Tom yelling at Dax and Trent while they stare blankly was the funniest thing I've seen this whole month. I was laughing hysterically at that part.
This was a masterpiece, Tom nailed it and I love how Dax made sure to bring up “two toilets” again behind the bathroom door when Tom came up.
Tom is consistently my favorite part of every vid he’s in, love that guy
I can't even begin to tell you the relief I felt when I heard Joel's voice on the phone.
So the video starts and you're introduced to this character - and you think yeah this is not the type of guy I would want to watch a movie with, maybe even the last guy I would want to watch a movie with. But Joel - being the precise man he is - reminds us that the last guy we want to watch a movie with is the one that would murder us.
Man I feel for Tom, they were treating him like he was some sort of fugitive
😎
This is definitely one of the reasons why I watch stuff by myself, its either because the other people tend to be this obnoxious or they spoil everything and just be like "hey watch this, you're going to love this part" every 5 minutes.
I do the last part because people be on their phones during half the plot development and I don't wanna have to explain what happened but I also feel bad for having to do it but like bruh the text u got can wait
Or they just stop watching the movie with me and start staring down their phones
At that point I just turn off whatever I'm watching and start playing games on my PC
Fuck watching movies with people
@@niza696 Agh, I wouldn't watch films with those people. If they're not interested in the film then you shouldn't have to try so hard.
I love the flashback to the "conversation" where Tom is just yelling in their faces and their reaction is to just stare forward completely stone faced lmao. Like how is this normal
Love how it starts off as a typical tic tok skit where it's just a guy doing annoying things during a movie, but then it slowly escalates into a psychological horror
Genuinely though I think this is an example of interesting filmmaking, by implying a plot twist and then having the real twist be that the implied one wasn’t actually real
I’m the guy that constantly talks about everything in the movie
Idk why but 'two toilets' killed me
Tom absolutely kills it every time
I thought he was just going to whisper "who's that?" every time a new character was introduced.
I wish my stupid little non-millenial-but-I-am-30 brain would let me figure out how to tag you
Anyhow: Joel, you are one of the kindest people I have seen on RUclips, and I am so grateful that you're getting to live off of your art.
Never ever stop making art.
You are not only clever and silly, but you bring a real human aspect to this medium.
The videos you've made where you share your feelings have been so helpful, and I appreciate that you took the time to make them.
You are so rad, and I hope to see you get an Adult Swim special very soon.
Thank you for being a kind human.
---Random Stranger
"i guess that makes sense" Joel is a national treasure
im loving dax his acting has improved so much
this is one of my favorite Joel videos every. so dynamic, dramatic, and on the nose. it’s beautiful.
So much anticlimax perfectly build in to all of the punchlines.
Aw man this is THE LAST person I’d wanna watch a movie with! Very relatable, thank you for the representation!
Would have been funnier if there were actually two toilets but I know you're on a tight budget. Great video!
Something about this comment is fantastic.
Get an entirely separate, second, toilet installed purely for the bit
I love how more than once Tom is the psychotic narcissist! That one where everyone denied hearing his farts was hilarious and scary at the same time, kinda like this one!
3:07 Best shot in the whole thing, beautiful story, changed my life, my wife and kids came back after I watched this. Bravo Joel.
Absolutely love your stuff, keep up the good work!
I would be honored to watch any film with Dax Flame!
Joel, I hope you someday make a full length feature that feels like this. Fantastic!
I played this expecting a kind of normal video. Well played sir, you done got me
I can’t stress enough how amazing it is to see such great original ideas put to work. You guys knock it out of the park every time. Well done, lads. How does Tom not like The Fugitive!
Tommy g killing it once again!
I always go back to this video, i laugh hard every single time. Surprised it has fewer views than some others. Its just thematically so perfect
"did you catch that, pretty boy?"
Fucking beautiful
I’m distracted by how good all your haircuts are.
You all look so handsome 🥲
True, but what I really love is when someone is watching a movie with you and they keep asking questions as if they are not watching the same film as you
One of your best works! Instant classic.
This was really well done all around.. Seriously great work 10/10
This is so randomly specific yet so funny
And the first guy I want to watch a movie with is Joel Haver
This vid was full of insaneo style twists, and ups AND downs. Top notch.
I love that people are still using "insaneo style".
This is over the top tier quality stuff man!
The Fugitive is such an awesome movie! Great choice, Joel 👍
"I didn't kill my wife!!!!" "I don't care!!!!" 📼🍻
3:21 You’ve gotta hand it to him, he’s right about Trent being pretty
I fucking loved this. Had me glued into my seat all the things you are doing are great. Just keeps gettin better
“You are THE guy I wanna go to a movie with!”
I don’t know if I want to watch a movie with this guy
id love to watch a movie with trent thats probably a magical experience
He's probably really quiet and might pass around a theory/opinion or two on the film if you bring it up first. Basically, the perfect film companion.
I'd love to see you direct a horror short sometime! I love the tension in this one and I really think you could pull that genre off. That being said, I do always love your comedy and drama, too!
Best part was cutting back to the burning bus crash. What can I say I love film!
I thought at the end as the suspected murderer guy was leaving, Joel was going to kill him outside and be like "you shouldn't have watched that movie with me last night" or something like that. Would have been a pretty good plot twist.
Damn they got Luka Doncic as an actor
That was some great stuff I was expecting you guys to break out laughing at the close-ups, when you guys are in each other’s face, but I’m so glad that you guys committed because that one shot of him on the couch with a lighting behind him made for a perfect shot and made the scene.
(Editing cause voice translation software works for sh*t)
Perfection as usual from Joel.
Thats the last guy I would want to watch a movie with
I hope Joel at least liked Thor
I think he might have preferred to have been murdered in this instance.
*"Did you catch that, pretty boy?"*
If there was water in my mouth, it would've come out my nose.
the foreshadowing in that conversation LOL, I laughed so hard XD!!
Trent IS a very pretty boy
He's right though, Trent is a pretty boy.
dax is such a perfect character on ur channel
The foreshadowing in this bit was spectacular. So subtle you almost miss it!
i like how this went from slightly relatable to batshit insane
I know right??? “Two toilets”?!?
Yea it got insaneo style pretty quick
1 second in, great video so far!
You and all your friends continue to blow me away with your acting and film making skills, and never fail to make me smile, I'm genuinely so grateful for them! Thank you!
The lightings amazing
I haven't watched the full video, but it's still I like it.
The last guy I want to watch a movie with is anyone at a cinema.
Why do they clap?
Why do they cheer?
They know the actors aren't really there right? They know the director isn't told about it right?
American? Maybe you can find solace in the fact that's an alien concept in most places so there could be a cinema near you that isn't like that.
@@dopaminecloud nahh, I've seen people clapping here as well
I’ve never once seen someone clap or cheer in a cinema, only laugh. That would piss me off to be fair.
@@thebigyes8482 it was so annoying, I rarely went to cinemas and that was the last time I went to one, on my own volition at least
I did not see that coming, great work as always. 👍
This made my morning, beautiful.
I fully expected one of them to kill the annoying guy and the other one just goes like "Yeah nah I understand,that guy was annoying, I would've killed him too"
I've watched too many Joel's videos to think that he's gonna foreshadow what actually happens.
Honestly I thought at the end there that Joel was going to come out from one of the side doors and kill him because he was actually the movie watching killer the whole time
Just had this happen to me last Saturday. Seriously ruins the watching experience. Would not recommend
It's not fair to Trent that this is the first time his attractiveness has been acknowledged on screen.
These keep getting better and better! Keep it up guys!