How did you just do that thing that you just did?
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2023
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Anton can act as innocent as he wants, but at the end of the day, he missed his meeting.
The guy he was supposed to be meeting with dropped dead for no apparent reason, so it all worked out in the end.
That's a relief I was getting worried about that meeting
He also didn't even suggest drinking the drink himself.
@@Sindraug25he obviously cares more about being judgmental then the actual moral responsibility.
@@Sindraug25 I don't think that would do anything, Anton seems bit smarter so he probably understands that. Joel said "i have to drink it" and i doubt a tricky leprechaun would have left a loophole that allows him to have someone else drink it to save the random's life
Joel resisting the urge to wiggle his fingers and say "don't mind if I do" before biting into that sangwich really shows how much of a dedicated content creator he's grown into
SANGwich
I'm saying Sangwich from now on. Typo or not
Yo we sanging wiches in here boy
I think I saw a comment like this yesterday. Is this a meme?
sanguine
A leprechaun grants Joel the power to kill a random person but the catch is he has to explain to people why a plate of delicious food has appeared.
Talk about a Sophie's Choice
what actually happened
i made a platter, no I will not elaborate, you're welcome.
@@zephpanyanouvong7071 my god it looks delicious 🤤 ..... Saayy.... you didn't have to kill anyone for this did you???
Oh no reason its just a routine question I ask everyone
A REAL leprechaun would make sure that the person he gave the power to could only use it once or twice before that "random' person was them.
I think the most unrealistic thing about this sketch is the part about the leprechaun who gives people the power to make a plate of food appear at the cost of someone dying unless you drink some gross liquid.
Nailed it
This is one of the funniest comments I've read
I thought the most unrealistic thing was that they didn’t break character in this sketch.
It's funny because it's true.
I felt it was the 6:30 meeting. Am or pm that's not a realistic time for a meeting.
It's very satisfying how realistic Joel's bad arguments were.
the one about "it's sick that your mind went there" is extremely on point. Worst counter argument ever yet I see it everywhere
Isnt it kinda like people enjoying their new phones and technology every year while not thinking about the dying kids in the cobalt mines? Even tho you aint personally chocking the life out of the kid you are still enabling it.
@@Jebu911 except thats not how that works and thats not how any of that works
@@Jebu911the only thing it's actually like is eating animal products, where you are quite literally consuming a victim
He could write for Fox News
God I love how comfortable yet awkward the vibes of your skit videos are.
Dude I love your screen name lol
Joel’s comfortable, we are the awkward ones.
Totally agree hahaha 😂😂😂
Joel's pretty fantastic. I can comfortably predict there will be no cringe in the filmmaking while Joel is actively trying to make me cringe just from the implication.
Nobody's in danger! But I have fun.... Because of the implication.
I choose to believe he didn't miss his meeting because the one person who randomly died was the guy he had his meeting with
This is a good comment. I'm proud of you, son.
I thought of this too
Joel saying Uber Eats is like Principle Skinner confidently lying about Aurora Borealis in his kitchen.
Can I see it?
When I take a person's life all I get is the joyous rush of committing a horrible crime
No drink needed
It's not illegal
I'll send you a fruit basket next time.
So you are saying, if killing wasnt a crime, you wouldn't end up enjoying it? Damn, poor dude
Funny when I kill someone Satan grants me 3 wishes. Maybe you’re praying to the wrong god?
The only reason we're all here is because of those who are willing to drink the yucky drink. Thank you for your service
It’s really not that bad. More like a cheap IPA than dirty socks.
@@timmiller1
Then you haven’t tried Dirty Socks Brewing Company out of Stockholm.
I kind of want to try it lol. It feels like a challenge. I'll hold my nose and shotgun the thing just to see how well i do.
@@timmiller1ikr
@@Keyven_ Yeah, but did you know that projectile vomiting can literally tear the lining of the throat, in worst cases, though rare, resulting in fatality, statistically most often due to choking, AKA asphyxiation? So drinking the magic potion might be like playing rushin roulette with a couple more bullets, depending on your Luck stat.
"If it would save a person's life."
"THAT IS NOT THE QUESTION I ASKED"
Love ya Joel
"I'm not drinking the drink." Was such a chilling line. Like, woah.
"Just try it--try the donut..."
joel would look good with a turtle shell
Finally, someone gets it!
Like on his head or on his back, although it would look great either way
it would be hilarious if everytime Joel references something seemingly random, it's just a quick preview of the next skit's theme.
Joel already has a turtle shell and is called happy for the past few years
But the real question is, would he be turtlely enough for the turtle club???
Out here looking like the steward of Gondor with that fruit plate
Lol. I had the same exact thought. Bloody tomatoes!
Best comment right here lol
💀🍊
*Aaaaaall shall fade...*
LOL
Just that shot of Anton sitting in silence after Joel admitted to murder was the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
He didn't murder anyone! He just did a thing that a small man dressed in green said would cause someone to die! He doesn't know for sure whether the little green guy, who apparently fits the description of a Leprechaun, was lying or not! Why are you jumping to conclusions?
Charlie Kelly will help.
It was a really good donut.
I mean think about how many people die every second probably alot one more wont make a difference
I'm going to show this in my ethics class.
Tell us how it went.
After Joel said, “I’m not drinking the drink” at the end, I really thought that Anton would pause for a few seconds, savoring the fruit, and then say, “So how often can you make these? Is there a daily limit?”
I figured the trick is that the leprechaun will come out of the bushes and offer the power to Anton, but I guess they couldn't get a leprechaun on _short_ notice.
@@Falkuzrules
I’m sorry, but I couldn’t find my drummer monkey to do a rim shot. You earned one, though.
@@Falkuzrules 'Short' notice is the only way you can get the attention of a leprechaun, I'd assume.
This is such a good ending in my opinion
@@danielgrimes7622
Thank you! Maybe some years from now they’ll put out a Star Wars-style Special Edition version with that as a newly-filmed shot, plus enhanced effects.
The fact that Anton still ate the food after knowing the price it came at…. his slow arm raise to the donut and silent eating of the food sent chills down my spine
In his defense, they already died. Not like refusing the donut would bring them back. If anything, he's honoring their sacrifice.
When I die, I hope Joel finishes the whole meal and licks the plate clean (before tossing the sludge drink in the trash, of course).
Good donut though
@@ApostleO If you accept the results of an action, how are you not then accepting the action itself? What if Anton dedicated his life to making sure Joel either drank the drink or at least didn't make any more meals? He could have thrown the food onto the ground, so Joel couldn't profit from the death of that individual. I'd say that would be more honoring to their life than accepting the blood-payment in the form of a sweet, sweet donut.
@@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT- I can't speak for everyone, only speaking for myself, but... I'd be more pissed off if I found out I died so Joel could have the best meal ever, and then you threw that food away, wasting it, than if I found out I died for that meal and the two of you enjoyed it together.
You throw out that food, and I died for nothing.
@@ApostleO This is such an absurd, yet such a deep moral discussion.
The sadness in his voice at the end..."that's really good watermelon."
Pulling some real movie magic, making that platter continue to look like it was crudely edited in even after Joel and Anton have been eating off it for several minutes.
what is WITH that
magic@@theblode1337
I think you're imagining things man.
"magic"
FR it’s clearly a real platter and yet in every shot it looks photoshopped
I was ready for "ok then let me drink the drink" . . . "This is the best wheatgrass shot I've ever had"
That would explain the flavor.
Me too, but it's funnier that he keeps killing people forever
@@Johnnyvtg that's the joke. It only brings people back to life if Joel drinks it.
@@why6212Yeah that’s why they said it’s funnier
@@DeathnoteBB funnier than what?
the buildup in these skits is always phenomenal
I was waiting for Anton to ask if he can save a guy by drinking that drink, but he didn't ask...
There are no innocents here
I'd assume it'd only work if Joel drank it, and it's not like they can verify after the fact.
he didnt want to drink the yucky drink either
The second dude nails this one. “You have a chance to save the person!?” Jeez that’s hilarious
This is how Joel is able to make all that spaghetti all the time
I love how he doesn't say leprechaun right away. If I saw one I probably wouldnt just admit it either.
I almost missed the entire magical summoning because I was trying to understand how someone could go to a meeting without their phone.
I feel like this skit is a metaphor for about a dozen societal realities but also none of them. So good.
if someone died every time I watched a Joel Haver video i'd still watch every single one.
Would you watch a Keemstar video in order to bring the person back to life?
@@armpitpuncher disgusting
Don't worry, I make sure they do
@@Chalts64 Just gonna make sure you know that I actually laughed out loud at that. I love this community
@@armpitpuncher What kind of sicko would even suggest such a thing?
No. I'd kill another person just to avoid that option for each video.
Honestly. This is an incredible scene. The acting, writing, camera work. Like holy fuck.
I like the detail that it apparently has to be the same Platter of food every time, even the drink, he can't have any Variety in this magical ability.
This is actually pretty deep.. how easily someone can be goaded into the act of evil, with the possible reward of material indulgences, And how easily someone else can refuse to stand in the face of evil because of a minor inconvenience. Joel you're the silliest artist I know.. Keep up the great work
Indeed, but you don't even have to think about it in those general terms to see this effect in action daily. In the US alone, billions of animals are killed for our taste buds or convenience each year. Sure, most people don't directly perform that act, just like the guy in the video didn't actively kill someone, but we still pay for it to happen.
I love that the disgusting drink is so small too, like two swigs. It's not even a large glass, just a tiny little inconvenience that he can't be bothered with.
i happened to be eating raspberries when i was watching this just now. Helped the immersion a little bit.
This is the best sketch comedy I've ever watched.
it's the trolley problem except Joel put them on the trolley and the 2nd path is that everyone lives but he instead chooses the death path, solid writing here. Also, Peter Singer, the shallow pond experiment.
The trolley wasn't even moving, but he didn't want to walk.
It amazes me how continuously Joel manages to capture the human condition seemingly so effortlessly in front of everyone. It leaves me to wonder who understands where it comes from.
A perfect metaphor of how we take our privileged lives for granted.
We have so many conveniences in modern society, but they all come at the expense of someone else's life or hard work. As long as we don't have to think about it or deal with the consequences, we are happy to blindly consume the fruits of another person's labors.
I'm not going to stop throwing water at homeless people so stop asking.
Where is the disgusting beverage we could drink to alleviate the negative consequences of our actions tho?
@@reallyanotheruser7290working at a homeless shelter
Giving to the poor and living a less comfortable life while giving of our excess to those in need.@@reallyanotheruser7290
@@XiranSonja Yeah I'm not going to do that
This is an amazing allegory for the War of 1812.
They really lived in a society back then
@@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago Only 1790's kids understand.
The only thing this was missing was Anton drinking the bad drink and agreeing that it wasnt worth drinking it
Its tragically funny this was uploaded at the time of my grandmas death. I will forever blame joel.
This is the kind of thing I think about when I’m trying to go to sleep.
This is one of my favorite films you have ever done. I didn't laugh once. At the beginning I thought it was a bit funny, and was expecting comedy after the manifestation of the food, which was silly. But after that, the acting was so serious and superb. I felt extremely disturbed watching Joel tell this horrible, timeless myth as though it had actually happened. It disgusted me.
Once the film ended, and I got some distance from it and time to think, I was reminded of the poetry of Xu Lizhi, specifically "I swallowed a moon made of iron," and others. Xu Lizhi was a young factory worker in China in a factory which produced iPhones, iPads, game consoles, and other electronics. He was a promising young author and poet. In 2014, at the age of 24, he passed away, by his own hand. You can read his poetry.
Thank you Joel and Anton.
I'll definitely be looking this up.
The real moral monster is the person who scheduled a meeting at 6:30pm.
The production quality of this is wiiild. You've really outdone yourself, Joel. Amazing setting, lighting, and sound. The writing and acting are great, too. Love it.
It's always nice when two people can come to an understanding
i love how calm Anton's reaction is to Joel spontaneously generating a meal out of nowhere
"I'm not drinking the drink" at the end... I'm 💀. This stuff is too good! Always brings me a smile. I save lives for a living, but this stuff saves me. 🤣
Keep it up!🎉
holy shit this might be one of his best videos yet, right after press one for more options imo. don't get me wrong, i love his improv stuff and the hyper natural, awkward feel of those videos, but here he managed to capture that some feeling while also making what felt like a tightly structured and well paced story. i'm not articulating this very well but there's just something about this one that makes it resonate as something more than it is. well done!
This was by far your best work yet, it hit me deeply to the core.
Sent a text on my phone and immediately saw the notification for the release of this video... thought my phone needed an explanation...
Okay but how did you do that? Send a text? You should explain it to your phone so it understands what it was created to do. It's only fair.
I have to say this is one of the few content creators where I can never tell where his joke is going to go and it's always great.
Joel. It's an easy solution. You drink the nasty drink first and then overwhelm the flavor with tasty fruit as fast as possible. This trick got me through my mom's wheatgrass fascination in high school.
Remember those 80's/90's sitcoms where the main character has a superpower granted by a misterious entity? This is the part they don't want you to know.
The face he pulls when he doesn't want to explain is great haha
The loud sniff at the end really sold it for me
I've been watching youtube videos regularly for 15 years and this is my favorite channel by far. Joel's work here should be in the conversation with major sketch comedy shows like I Think You Should Leave or Key and Peele, etc...
I really like the camera work and all the shots in this one, really nice work!
I half-expected Anton to taste the drink and say
"It's just a cappuccino! And it's delicious! What the hell is wrong with you Joel?"
and Joel would say
"Yeah, well I don't like those, sorry."
Great sketch. Keep up the good work, Joel+co!
Lmfaoo
lmao yeah that woulda been hilarious
That's a funny spin, good job!
this was the best acting joel has done
Genuinely how do you come up worh these ideas? Like conceptually this is absolutely brilliant.
I'm beginning to think Joel is slowly transforming into some sort of whimsical Larry David.
I love this channel. Showed up for the animations stayed for Joel
All of the little mannerisms are exceptionally on point here
Such a good video Joel, well written, well acted, well shot, etc, one of your best!
you make your endless creativity seem so effortless!!
Love the phone vanishing and reappearing when switching camera positions
I guess that food platter is...to die for :D
*please don’t kill me*
Dude the dialogue and vibe of this is so… on point. It’s so realistic lol. Just sounds like two close friends having an argument about the ethics of enjoying magical meals that have the side-effect of killing random people but also come with the antidote to said side-effect.
You get all that? Bravo.
Wow bro, you should start a react channel. This commentary is incredible
I totally thought Joel was trying to pass down the curse onto poor Anton.
Really great improvisation by the fly and I could really feel the tension when you shooshed it away
One of your most powerful films yet.
The tiny table reveal is subtle comedy! 🎉🎉🎉
You always come up with something new and innovative. Love it
gonna need a binging with babish episode for that platter
This feels like a universal, very elaborate metaphor but I'm not going to drink about it.
The dirty drink part was incredible, wow, hilarious.
I am SO stealing this idea for D&D. Someone is going to get the power to make food in exchange for death.
Ooooh same
That little drink looks like it would expel everything from your bowels.
“If you could have one superpower”
SAY NO MORE
i could totally see this being like some old folk tale or something
you really do be making some good videos bruh
Joel, I can tell you put a lot of thought into your vids and each shot is carefully planned and executed. Thanks, I like it.
i was sitting there thinking "all i wanna know is what that drink is". . and then he said it
I'm starting to think Joel forgot he walked over a landmine and died that one time.
The plot twist is that Anton only missed his meeting because the person hosting it suddenly died for unknown reasons.
Joel's hair is the real star of these videos.
This feels like a metaphor for something
I loved the end! (I have not watched the whole video yet)
I love Joel's magical little tendencies
this video was actually amazing quality wtf. good job
This has instantly become one of my favourite films of yours
this is bugging me so much did I word this wrong
@@SubtlePause films, not film
As knight of iron said, it should be "films" because you are referencing one of a set of something (films that Joel has made that are your favorites). If it were your single favorite, it could be phrased "This has instantly become my favourite film of yours."
@@xerveeon Of course, sorry I'm a little schizophrenic
@@knightofiron thank you Johnathan
This just feels like a game of "Will You Press The Button?" and I love it
You’ve got to love the morally outraged person who also choses not to do the right thing out of convenience.
Genuinely brilliant storyline. Also recon this is some of the best shots/angles you’ve done!
That is a funny skit! Definitely a dark metaphor, but really well delivered and written!
This was amazing Joel. The brainchild of a more mature version of you who has grown his style over the years!
Idk why but its just such a perfect face and voice for fucks sake why is it so perfect
The lighting in this video is incredible, and the VFX editing was top-tier. Way too good!
I go from watching a podcast discussing many different Trolley Problem scenarios to watching this. Life is very interesting.
what
Bro you clicked on the video. The universe didn't snap it into existence like a delicious plate of food.
I enjoy the trolley problem
@@Blueshirt38 I had no idea this video would have a hypothetical scenario that paralleled the discussions being had in the previous video I was watching.
@@Madhattersinjeans I watched this because I am subbed, not because it was recommended, same with the podcast.
On top of that, the Trolley Problem discussion was only a segment of the podcast, not the focus.
The hypothetical in this video is a twist.
The videos don't have any direct overlap, it's purely coincidental.
The algorithm couldn't know to recommend these videos based on that aspect.
It's just a random coincidence.
"Oh you saw that part?" lol. This progressed so well, honestly makes me think of the best job I ever had.