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  • @onecrewproductions
    @onecrewproductions Год назад +5455

    "You worked for free? You got scammed." This was fantastic

    • @DavidAvellan
      @DavidAvellan Год назад +32

      I was LOL at that part. 🤣

    • @Iosaiv
      @Iosaiv Год назад +8

      😂

    • @SuperMrHiggins
      @SuperMrHiggins Год назад +15

      Right wing heaven. All ya gotta do is pay the fee.

    • @onecrewproductions
      @onecrewproductions Год назад

      @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5Jesus Christ in a discussion about marriage, for some reason: "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
      Matthew 19:12 KJV
      r

    • @Garrett122
      @Garrett122 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@SuperMrHigginsWhat does that mean exactly? Reducing stuff like this to Left/Right shows a major lack in overall knowledge. But since you had to go there, people considered to be in the "Right" are genuinely better people (at almost everything) who are considered to be on the "Left". In your paradigm.

  • @kevinkingmaker7395
    @kevinkingmaker7395 Год назад +11070

    It's impossible to predict which direction a Joel Haver sketch is going to go.

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 Год назад +133

      I cant even make out the reasoning for the low frame rate

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere Год назад +104

      @@ralek592 airy heaveny vibe

    • @MorgueInTheVoid
      @MorgueInTheVoid Год назад +25

      That's the best part about his content lol

    • @harperna3938
      @harperna3938 Год назад +37

      @@ralek592 It's supposed to look like a stop-motion collage.

    • @spicysquire3521
      @spicysquire3521 Год назад +6

      Except when the youtube app shows you the top comment before you can watch it 😭

  • @Legendary_Honey
    @Legendary_Honey Год назад +4326

    You've saved my eternal life, Joel. I'm at 197 kills right now. If not for you, I'd never be able to make it to heaven. Thank you. God bless.

    • @emmetmatthews7559
      @emmetmatthews7559 Год назад +172

      Well, there’s still 4 more things they check for lol

    • @SuperTeenSpaz
      @SuperTeenSpaz Год назад +219

      Bugs right? 197 bugs?

    • @truthwatcher2096
      @truthwatcher2096 Год назад +106

      Enjoy living the rest of your life in fear of killing 4 bugs by accident

    • @Tayne195
      @Tayne195 Год назад +34

      @@emmetmatthews7559 and they're all bug-related

    • @bitblueduck
      @bitblueduck Год назад +19

      it would have been a shame to fail in the last 3 months.

  • @inzanozulu
    @inzanozulu Год назад +2534

    "So why stare at the little angry ones that have the little tiny knives?!"
    My god, the delivery on this was amazing. Great skit like always, everyone

    • @-dennis3755
      @-dennis3755 Год назад +21

      it like, made so much sense to me.. but I know for a fact they wont go away if I look away

    • @Iosaiv
      @Iosaiv Год назад +3

      @@-dennis3755 change where you are

    • @CaseyClarkScoggins
      @CaseyClarkScoggins 4 месяца назад +3

      My favorite was definitely "WE thought that was a lot!"

    • @djmewtwo6981
      @djmewtwo6981 3 месяца назад

      Because they keep getting close to me and I’m scared of them getting close because they sting and they’re scary

    • @winund8088
      @winund8088 3 месяца назад

      hes right tho. You shouldnt stare at the italians

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso Год назад +882

    "I volunteered at a homeless shelter for 10 years"
    "You worked for free, you got scammed"
    😂😂😂 I am dying!!

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 Год назад +16

      You're dying? Better hope you haven't killed too many bugs, then!

  • @Pigpen_YT
    @Pigpen_YT Год назад +6814

    Honestly the idea of bugs constantly coming after you with the message "God is a bug" is the most terrifying concept known to man

    • @shigerufan1
      @shigerufan1 Год назад +72

      I'm almost surprised BDG didn't come up with it first

    • @whydoineedthisB
      @whydoineedthisB Год назад

      TIME TO KILL MORE BUGS, STUPID FUCKING MISSIONARIES.

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 Год назад +50

      They're so cute!❤🐜
      Hugs and bugs all
      They're just trying to spread the little word of the spider god🕸🕷

    • @chefgoldblum8446
      @chefgoldblum8446 Год назад +7

      nice profile pic!

    • @EliasVampmoney
      @EliasVampmoney Год назад +7

      God is a bug....

  • @LiShuBen
    @LiShuBen Год назад +14120

    The fact that God let us kill 200 bugs while it's a bug is pretty chill.

    • @fiskfisk33
      @fiskfisk33 Год назад +606

      Then you realize it's the same number for humans

    • @AskiFin
      @AskiFin Год назад +277

      I think the intention is that anyone who kills over 200 is beyond redemption. I would *assume* killing any has to be outweigh by your good acts

    • @etonTEC
      @etonTEC Год назад +29

      God be chill like that.

    • @kurtlindner
      @kurtlindner Год назад +145

      So then I'm good since I only killed 193 humans, right?
      That's well under the bug max.

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 Год назад +68

      Ever thought of how many you kill just by walking around?

  • @ZETSUBOBILLY
    @ZETSUBOBILLY Год назад +4497

    "Can you say sorry 11,271 times?" Hell yeah I can if it'll get me into heaven.

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 Год назад +294

      it's not even that much. Would take like 2 hours

    • @SpectraVoidborn
      @SpectraVoidborn Год назад +180

      Keep in mind that it is bug heaven

    • @MrWillsonx
      @MrWillsonx Год назад +180

      But you would have to say it EXACTLY 11,271 times or otherwise you'd go straight down to hell, insaneo style.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Год назад +126

      @@lred1383 you could resonably say sorry 2 times per 1 second accurately.
      so thats roughly 120 per minute
      7200 per hour
      so yeah, roughly 1 and a half hours would get you there

    • @porc1429
      @porc1429 Год назад +138

      @@MrWillsonx Damn, I'll just get shot 11,271 times then. At least God is the one keeping count

  • @Ather_sys
    @Ather_sys Год назад +563

    god being the only character in a high framerate is actually a really cool cinematic choice ngl

    • @lecettpalmquist4091
      @lecettpalmquist4091 4 месяца назад +2

      It's God. Learn grammar

    • @SploogeScrooge
      @SploogeScrooge 4 месяца назад

      🤓​@@lecettpalmquist4091.

    • @thechubbiestkitty7702
      @thechubbiestkitty7702 4 месяца назад +79

      @@lecettpalmquist4091if ya wanna talk about grammar then use a period at the end of your sentences dingus.

    • @Zora72954
      @Zora72954 3 месяца назад +23

      god ​@@lecettpalmquist4091

    • @FJK22
      @FJK22 3 месяца назад +24

      @@lecettpalmquist4091 no one cares if you capitalize god lol.

  • @kelseyf2619
    @kelseyf2619 Год назад +394

    This is one of my favorite skits, him getting shot and it only hurting a little while he goes “ow, God, fuck off”, masterful comedy

  • @sebastianb.3754
    @sebastianb.3754 Год назад +5350

    Never in a million years did I think this sketch would end with the line "I got infinite ammo bitch"

    • @filipsperl
      @filipsperl Год назад +10

      😂😂

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin Год назад +3

      ssshhh

    • @ilovequiktrip3110
      @ilovequiktrip3110 Год назад +79

      I read this comment before I finished the video. But I STILL didn't expect it to end that way.

    • @RamenDenominator
      @RamenDenominator Год назад +6

      God knows all the cheat codes.

    • @gogokowai
      @gogokowai Год назад +6

      And thus spaketh the Lord, amen.

  • @soapymargherita
    @soapymargherita Год назад +2497

    The delivery on "You're supposed to be afraid of spiders, we made them all scary and stuff" is great

    • @tweex1
      @tweex1 Год назад +17

      "SO, SO scary!"

    • @vinaris6885
      @vinaris6885 Год назад +8

      But that's 'why I 'kill spiders! Them being so scary.

    • @hyjjjkyikk3158
      @hyjjjkyikk3158 Год назад +2

      @@vinaris6885 some are good for killing flys on your home

    • @eyalmeirbarnea8706
      @eyalmeirbarnea8706 Год назад +4

      I love insects . I know this sketch make the angel be the insanse guy , but bugs are pretty hurmless and i do think it is cruel to kill them . They are just small littel guys flying around , doing their thing , you don't allowd to kill a dog that bark while you are trying to sleep - but you are allowd to kill a cockroach just because you like how he looks like .
      I am serious , bugs deserve more respect .

    • @hahagivemesubs4008
      @hahagivemesubs4008 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@eyalmeirbarnea8706I would never want to go near your house. Spiders are good, bettles are alright, but cockroaches? Get outta here man. Not to mention they can fuck up your food if you just leave it out for a bit. Moths can also put eggs in your rice and other foodstuffs. Its unhygienic

  • @n347f0x
    @n347f0x Год назад +2706

    - I worked at the shelter for 10 years
    - You worked for free? You got scammed
    - What?!
    - That's a scam
    My god, Joel made me laugh so hard. It's a brilliant line

    • @TheOrian34
      @TheOrian34 Год назад +17

      I snorted at that line.

    • @MrEvers
      @MrEvers Год назад +109

      He has a point though, there are so many nonsense jobs out there that pay big bucks, but whenever it comes to actually helping people, doing something relevant, you're supposed to do that for free? I'm an atheist (happy atheist day, btw March 23), but if there were a higher power judging the morality of our actions, they would most certainly call that a "scam".

    • @thefinkie6459
      @thefinkie6459 Год назад +15

      Didn't laugh at all. That's genuinely a very thought-provoking idea.

    • @rivkahlevi6117
      @rivkahlevi6117 Год назад +23

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @TheFakeBenWalker
      @TheFakeBenWalker Год назад +1

      i read this comment or the first time as that was happening

  • @maximusthedude8305
    @maximusthedude8305 Год назад +634

    "Five things? What are the other four?" "That doesn't matter 'cause you lost this one!" Absolutely perfect delivery, cracked me up hahaha

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega Год назад +33

      I felt we missed out in some eternal truths, there.

  • @brendanpeck6121
    @brendanpeck6121 Год назад +13

    Monsanto has been reeeeaaaaal quite since this one came out.

  • @misteral9045
    @misteral9045 Год назад +3925

    "I wanna be mad at myself, but... I could've never have known this, this is insane" is a golden line and sold the skit for me. What an absolutely human response. This guy might not deserve heaven because he's a bug slayer, but he's ok in my book. Send him to the first level of hell to be a janitor at a Denny's.

    • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
      @Letthembelightpeaceonelove Год назад +24

      I mean you know they suffer though. They have brains. But yes, typical human response lol.

    • @cowlinator
      @cowlinator Год назад +67

      @@Letthembelightpeaceonelove ???

    • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
      @Letthembelightpeaceonelove Год назад +38

      @@cowlinator why are you filled with questions? Was what I said puzzling? Bugs do have brains, they also have eyes and they can sense with antenna just as we can smell and hear. They’re not just filled with goo lol. There’s a little person in that tiny shell.

    • @BroKenYaKnow
      @BroKenYaKnow Год назад +169

      @@Letthembelightpeaceonelove what a bazar misunderstanding of how brains work

    • @sproutbliss
      @sproutbliss Год назад +7

      @@Letthembelightpeaceonelove thank you 👏

  • @deathdiamond15
    @deathdiamond15 Год назад +2281

    "I'm god, I can do this all day. I got infinite ammo, bitch." I'm tearing up this is amazing

    • @jandastroy
      @jandastroy Год назад +16

      Yeah that really put my laughter over the top on this one. What a brilliant script!

    • @pauloakes6952
      @pauloakes6952 Год назад +1

      I was waiting for the dude to squish God.

    • @ratmdex
      @ratmdex Год назад

      I've been laughing for minutes over this one

    • @scottishcheese13
      @scottishcheese13 Год назад

      @@pauloakes6952same

  • @pthevenphtevenson9180
    @pthevenphtevenson9180 Год назад +581

    The serene music while god is swirling around shooting and swearing is just beautiful.

  • @coolmcdudely4814
    @coolmcdudely4814 4 месяца назад +81

    The manufactured 12 fps on the live action really helps it blend in with the craft background. Well fucking done, genuinely impressed.

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg 4 месяца назад +6

      I like how god is like full 24 fps aswell

    • @coolmcdudely4814
      @coolmcdudely4814 4 месяца назад +1

      @@tzarg i didnt even think of that, thats dope

  • @thato8000
    @thato8000 Год назад +98

    Hearing 'owp' while having your soul reviewed to enter heaven must'vet been the most soul crushing feeling 😂

  • @johnsmith8981
    @johnsmith8981 Год назад +1862

    Lol I love the idea that if you just don't look at mosquitoes or wasps they would just go away and nobody's tried that

    • @heyoyo10gaming4
      @heyoyo10gaming4 Год назад +77

      Well, you have to acknowledge the mosquito's existence to acknowledge that it didn't bite you, that's kind of hard to do without seeing it

    • @patrykrys3153
      @patrykrys3153 Год назад

      I mean, I do that pretty often with mosquitoes and... they do not go away, they bite you.
      Thats precisially their entire point of existence, to bite you and suck your blood.
      Wasp? Sometimes they go away, but not mosquitoes...
      Dear Mr. God. Can we at least kill mosquitoes? They want to drink us bro...

    • @Jackster8484
      @Jackster8484 Год назад +156

      the problem there is that mosquitoes bite you in your sleep :(

    • @rem_92899
      @rem_92899 Год назад +88

      I definitely think that was more referring to the wasps. I've definitely found that just ignoring wasps has worked for me so far, but mosquitoes are a different story :(

    • @frx5095
      @frx5095 Год назад +14

      Thats just retaliation for fallen comrads. It all makes sense.

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth Год назад +782

    Genuinely really love the effect you got undersampling the framerate it looks really cool and makes this genuinely feel more ethereal and heavenly

    • @Joel-Haver
      @Joel-Haver  Год назад +298

      Thank you! Wanted to try something new, happy it worked for ya!

    • @ODISeth
      @ODISeth Год назад +37

      @@Joel-Haver I’m glad you did, and I’m glad you are continually trying new things! It’s always a breath of fresh creative air to see the cool ideas you have for everything you do here

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 Год назад +1

      I thought my computer was broken...

    • @KyleKayMusic
      @KyleKayMusic Год назад +7

      @@Joel-Haver Did you model this new style after some pre-existing thing? It seems so familiar but I cannot for the life of me remember from where.

    • @mYcRiSpDiScK
      @mYcRiSpDiScK Год назад +3

      I thought he was just trying out stop motion

  • @mollusckscramp4124
    @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +711

    Damn. This is like the kind of gold you'd stumble upon in pre-2010 era youtube. You guys inspire me lol

  • @wiggletonthewise2141
    @wiggletonthewise2141 11 месяцев назад +6

    I love this low frame rate style, so artsy

  • @Selrisitai
    @Selrisitai Год назад +74

    The actor playing the recently deceased has a phenomenally natural acting presence.

  • @LuvTonique
    @LuvTonique Год назад +610

    "God, stop! GOD. STOP." is one of those quotes that hit me so out of left field that I couldn't stop laughing for 12 minutes

  • @AnCoolUsername
    @AnCoolUsername Год назад +549

    Joel Haver never fails to produce my favorite fever dreams.

  • @GrockleTube
    @GrockleTube Год назад +361

    "So why stare at the little angry ones with the tiny knifes?" 🕷🔪🕷🔪

  • @PatrickPaul1203
    @PatrickPaul1203 Год назад +190

    “You worked for free, they scammed you” a legit laugh out loud moment

  • @AttilaAsztalos
    @AttilaAsztalos Месяц назад +3

    I legit expected to see this end with the guy adding one more bug to his kill list...

  • @BennyBall
    @BennyBall Год назад +108

    I had no idea God was a bug, but I guess I should've known he'd have infinite ammo.

  • @DoubleOSevan
    @DoubleOSevan Год назад +328

    Half way through I thought I had a handle on what the video was all about... then Joel did his thing and Haver'd us all.

    • @ragnaroksangel
      @ragnaroksangel Год назад +12

      Mess with the Haver, you get the Haver. You just got Haver'ed

    • @AlexanderMoen
      @AlexanderMoen Год назад +4

      It's total insaneo style

  • @Tiro1000
    @Tiro1000 Год назад +798

    "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF SPIDERS! WE MADE THEM ALL SCARY AND STUFF!" as someone with arachnophobia, this had me rolling.

  • @keepdancingmaria
    @keepdancingmaria Месяц назад +4

    Well I've won a war against bed bugs. There's no chance for me.

  • @lrnntbr
    @lrnntbr Год назад +25

    This was absolutely perfect, from the frame rate down to the hands touching the clouds during the end credits!

  • @gustinex
    @gustinex Год назад +207

    can't believe Joel actually manage to get God himself, as well as the location of heaven for this youtube video. Respect

    • @bradprimeaux8443
      @bradprimeaux8443 Год назад +13

      He did die so he's got to have connections.

    • @RAWvideos95
      @RAWvideos95 Год назад +1

      I mean he’s gotten Jesus. He probably just had to call him up for a favor

  • @MrDowntemp0
    @MrDowntemp0 Год назад +175

    Duely noted! No more killing bugs. But you GOTTA let us know the other 4 things, Joel. You gotta let us know! You've been to the other side and back, we know you know them!

    • @Xbob42
      @Xbob42 Год назад +42

      I know at least two more:
      No pooping in the toilet
      No screaming

    • @-qwer-8507
      @-qwer-8507 Год назад +21

      @@Xbob42 another one is no stepping on cracks on the road

    • @korpen2858
      @korpen2858 Год назад

      No swear words

    • @TheInverseGentleman
      @TheInverseGentleman Год назад +8

      Should have liked and subscribed when people asked you to it cost you so little and obviously means so much to them we just don't think someone who wouldn't click 2 buttons to help another person out deserves to be here

    • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
      @Letthembelightpeaceonelove Год назад

      Follow your dreams, don’t just wipe ass

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 Год назад +415

    Absolutely love this new style, Joel is so good at creating unique looks presumably with a RUclipsr budget

    • @sparky6757
      @sparky6757 Год назад +75

      He spent over 11 thousand dollars on this actually

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl Год назад

      ​@@sparky6757 actually?

    • @randomizednamme
      @randomizednamme Год назад

      @@gilly_axolotlno dummy there’s no money in heaven

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Год назад

      @@sparky6757 Ohhhh I get it

    • @JackdotC
      @JackdotC Год назад +1

      It hurts my eyes tho

  • @teirdalin
    @teirdalin Год назад +32

    The ending was so emotional and inspiring.

    • @MrBlaqgold
      @MrBlaqgold Год назад +1

      Especially his emotional repentance in the face of pending hopeless despair...

  • @ianrickert-dellios3656
    @ianrickert-dellios3656 Год назад +1

    love this new style!

  • @samgarrett5227
    @samgarrett5227 Год назад +150

    YES! I was right! As an entomologist, I knew this was the true faith!

    • @max_the_mantis5173
      @max_the_mantis5173 Год назад +1

      As a Satanic Chaos Mage who formerly wanted to be an Entomologist I have a lot of respect for the feild, and your joke, thank you for the work you do. I love insects very much! God is a giant cockroach jk! 💜❤️💜❤️

    • @Pretzil43
      @Pretzil43 Год назад +7

      You're nervously counting the ones you have pinned to your wall right now aren't you?

    • @samgarrett5227
      @samgarrett5227 Год назад +7

      @@Pretzil43 those chosen few serve as religious artifacts. The exhumed bodies of exonerated saints and bishops. They serve as icons and alter pieces in place of the cross and the trinity.

    • @jetla7485
      @jetla7485 Год назад +8

      Not a single entomologist is going to heaven, if you're only allowed 200 kills

    • @coleschmitt8767
      @coleschmitt8767 Год назад +4

      But as one I’m sure you’ve gone far and above 200. You love your aspirators and cups too much!

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay Год назад +403

    Kudos to the editor for this beautiful video

  • @Taurickk
    @Taurickk Год назад +192

    This one is a masterpiece, the key plot points really should be painted on the ceiling of a cathedral

    • @cherryb0ng
      @cherryb0ng Год назад +2

      Look up the tiles of Chertsey Abbey and thank me later.

  • @qbj
    @qbj Год назад +199

    "Not looking at them" is actually the correct strategy for wasps. When they hover, they're just curious about you. If you are calm, they leave. If you panic, they feel threatened and might stab you.

    • @Silvergrooves42
      @Silvergrooves42 Год назад +45

      Actually, calmly pushing them away has been the most succesful strategy for me so far. You don't threaten them (which a quick motion or hard motions might do) but you still lightly annoy them so they leave you alone.
      It's just hard to do calmly when you first start doing it, but I've gotten a lot of experience with wasps at my place of work (outdoors bar) and gently pushing them is probably the best strategy.
      That, or doing the cup-strategy and releasing them 100m further haha.

    • @hoppybirdy6967
      @hoppybirdy6967 Год назад +42

      Honestly yeah, did that for this one wasp, and it eventually turned out with me being on fairly good terms with that wasp's whole family. Basically, little dude wanted to eat my yogurt, but flew in and got stuck, so I pulled them out and cleaned them off carefully, keeping watch that no birds would eat the yogurt-covered wasp until the little dude was clean enough and dry enough to fly away. After that, all of the wasps who looked like that one tended to fly a bit closer to me, but they were chill about it. It kinda seemed like they thought that I might be safe-ish to be near, which was pretty neat!

    • @thepolarianempire
      @thepolarianempire Год назад +39

      That doesn’t always work I’ve walked into my home once and wasp stung me for literally no reason most bugs are chill but dang hornets and yellow jackets are pure evil

    • @aliceiscalling
      @aliceiscalling Год назад +18

      ​@@hoppybirdy6967 I did something similar with a dobsonfly. Little guy got stuck on the house paneling by his wings somehow. I gently peeled him off and started straightening his wings. He'd try flying by jumping between my hands, then display his wings to me like "Little more, please." It was the most adorable thing. Insects can be so cute.
      Which is why God said no more than 200 deaths per person

    • @Revion91
      @Revion91 Год назад +7

      i really dont think bugs are curious

  • @LootFragg
    @LootFragg Год назад +24

    Please acknowledge that everybody working in Heaven looks like Joel Haver! It's such a tiny throwaway bit (0:32) but it raises so many questions.

    • @meighan.leenetta
      @meighan.leenetta 2 месяца назад +1

      Duh, he's a ✨️sweet baby angel✨️so that makes perfect sense to me

  • @bhutwheyttherismor86
    @bhutwheyttherismor86 Год назад +207

    Possibly my favorite skit so far. (Sincerely a guy who has always tried to protect bugs)

    • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
      @Letthembelightpeaceonelove Год назад +1

      God, I love you

    • @kojoano
      @kojoano Год назад +2

      Yeah not if you had a cockroach or bed bug invested house

    • @bhutwheyttherismor86
      @bhutwheyttherismor86 Год назад +2

      @@kojoano If they wanted to invest in my house I would let them. I am very broke.

    • @kojoano
      @kojoano Год назад

      @@bhutwheyttherismor86 infested* 😂😂

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 4 месяца назад

      Wow, somebody finally gets me.

  • @benkeene8170
    @benkeene8170 Год назад +71

    I adore the style of this, the paper feel on the performers with the low frame rate is such a nice way to give the video a distinct aesthetic, and the choice to LEAVE IN the rigging on god-bug was hilarious. I’m almost certain it was more of a pain in the ass to mask them in than just erase them.
    I think creative choices like this can make such a difference to online film, so rather than feeling like a “flat” green screen performance they have an identity more their own, much like with the assisted rotoscoping animation. 👍🤜🏻👍💋🙏

  • @BloodDripss
    @BloodDripss Год назад +62

    "yeah. yeah. thats me." comedy GOLD. joel, never change. you are a great person, both inside and out. thanks for making youtube wholesome

  • @Vttocs
    @Vttocs 5 месяцев назад +50

    4:15 lmao the little "fuck you I'm god" when he was shooting him

  • @Shmooper_Dooper
    @Shmooper_Dooper Год назад +3

    I 100% thought he was going to swat god into a gooey puddle.

  • @m1LeyViRuS
    @m1LeyViRuS Год назад +81

    I love the little frame rate touch. Truly divine

  • @ariak9858
    @ariak9858 Год назад +62

    woah this animation is so cool

  • @bmckelvy5717
    @bmckelvy5717 Год назад +91

    The storybook texture / animation affect adds such a strange flavor to this that really does it for me

  • @therealevilmudbug
    @therealevilmudbug Год назад +3

    God got that old Testament energy at the end there

  • @Boppsta712
    @Boppsta712 Год назад +5

    Genius writing, acting, and sfx with that background and frame rate

  • @jacobnussbaum2309
    @jacobnussbaum2309 Год назад +104

    Joel's comments sections are never toxic and always funny, silly and encouraging

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Год назад +9

      right? even on a video about religion i don't really see any arguments

    • @jacobnussbaum2309
      @jacobnussbaum2309 Год назад

      @@JaxontheOkay you're wrong and I hate you because of it

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 Год назад +1

      on the bright side, the discussions i see here are about 70% more civil than the usual, (cause joel is awesome and joel viewers are awesome), still can't escape the people entering with way out of proportion claims lmao

  • @EvilFrosty2U
    @EvilFrosty2U Год назад +40

    "I'm God! I can do this all day, I got infinite ammo bitch"
    Lmao

    • @ZeeNastee
      @ZeeNastee Год назад +1

      God supports the Second Ammendment confirmed

  • @TheBeardedDoog
    @TheBeardedDoog Год назад +51

    Art teacher: think outside the box
    Lil Joel: What's a box?

  • @LostWanderer605
    @LostWanderer605 Год назад +5

    4:35 "I'm god baby, I can do this all day I got infinite ammo bitch" 😂😂😂

  • @anthenyiscool2758
    @anthenyiscool2758 Год назад +6

    This became my favorite video. It feels like I’m watching a RUclips vid from 2004 because of the humor. It’s perfect.

  • @sbindoctor6414
    @sbindoctor6414 Год назад +108

    I always knew that Joel had the voice of an angel. The way he says hot dog gives it away.

  • @justinhowe3878
    @justinhowe3878 Год назад +4

    i feel insanely relieved that i stopped killing bugs like 6 or 7 years ago, but i'm probably way over the 200 limit already, however maybe the change in behavior will look good on my review

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy Год назад +27

    I love this art style you’ve added to the video, really makes it a masterpiece and adds a flavor of something home made while still being professional

  • @sylkates
    @sylkates Год назад +5

    This has so many brilliant ideas packed into one little sketch. I love it.

  • @affinity9769
    @affinity9769 Год назад +1

    It’s ok god forgives those who just ask nicely

  • @VyPrezWolfpackMusic
    @VyPrezWolfpackMusic Год назад +42

    "Just don't look at them! It's that simple!" I almost got kicked out of the library for laughing so hard at this

  • @jakubbarton1770
    @jakubbarton1770 Год назад +35

    man this looks like its stop motion! love it !

  • @JAMJR84
    @JAMJR84 Год назад +62

    This reminded me of a creepy pasta (I think it was a creepy pasta) about a time traveler that went back to see Jesus but it turned out he was a man-sized bug wearing robes, but no one around him noticed. Then Bug Jesus noticed the time traveler and could tell that he could see his true form. I tried googling to no avail. Can't remember how it ends.
    Edit: The story was "We Discovered A Scroll Containing An Eye Witness Account Of The Crucifixion". Not really a giant bug man, but it had a spider-like face. Also, no time travel, just an eyewitness account on a scroll.

    • @SpectraVoidborn
      @SpectraVoidborn Год назад +7

      Do you remember if he was just a cool bug or was he there to consume all humans or something?

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 Год назад

      @@SpectraVoidborn the story was called house of beck you can look it up on youtube

    • @JAMJR84
      @JAMJR84 Год назад +2

      @@SpectraVoidborn I believe it was meant to be a scary story, from what I can remember. IIRC Bug Jesus was NOT happy with his cover potentially being blown.

    • @korpen2858
      @korpen2858 Год назад +2

      Bro you have the wildest dreams

    • @JAMJR84
      @JAMJR84 Год назад +7

      @@SpectraVoidborn I found it. It wasn't a time traveler. It was a scroll written by a Roman witness discovered by archeologists.
      The story is called ""We Discovered A Scroll Containing An Eye Witness Account Of The Crucifixion""

  • @azurebliss152
    @azurebliss152 Год назад +4

    "Can you say sorry 11,271 times?" bro im already dead, if you let me stay right here ill just repeat it until im done.

  • @pigeonqueeen
    @pigeonqueeen Год назад +1

    I really love this style. Also this made me really scared of killing bugs even though I don't believe in an afterlife ?

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm Год назад +17

    I can't believe this video is only 5 minutes long. Felt like a full feature film. Amazing.

  • @tankintime2118
    @tankintime2118 Год назад +4

    Heaven's got such a bad framerate because they have to render all the dead bugs.

  • @thursday_concerns
    @thursday_concerns Год назад +21

    good video, I'm immensely curious about the other 4 criteria tho, I hope there'll be sequels to explore the 5 bugmandements

  • @jeremynevilmusic
    @jeremynevilmusic Год назад +3

    This is one of my favorites. God, how do I even choose a favorite. I love it. Well done.

  • @ShootFirstMediaLLC
    @ShootFirstMediaLLC Год назад +1

    Damn. That’s ones of your all around best if not the best.

  • @L00ww
    @L00ww Год назад +9

    2:31 i highly reccommend to watch a guy with a knife on the streets. dont let him out of your sight

  • @DanceTranced
    @DanceTranced Год назад +8

    This made me smile after a rather arduous day. Thank you.

  • @flymacseamus3474
    @flymacseamus3474 Год назад +21

    "God has infinite ammo" is one of the best definitions of godhood i've heard so far

  • @mossofthemoon
    @mossofthemoon Месяц назад +1

    You don't even need to use a cup most of the time. Just use a paper towel. Most bugs will climb on the paper towel themselves, and then you can take the paper towel outside with the bug happily sitting on it. They love their paper towel rides.

  • @water1374
    @water1374 Год назад +238

    "Can you say sorry 11,271 times?" He says that like there's a concept of time in heaven

    • @Raii_Chu
      @Raii_Chu Год назад +24

      if you can move around and speak in heaven then the concept of time exists my guy

    • @friedkittens3004
      @friedkittens3004 Год назад +9

      @@Raii_Chu my guy my guy my guy my guy my guy my guy

    • @Raii_Chu
      @Raii_Chu Год назад +3

      @@friedkittens3004 k

    • @friedkittens3004
      @friedkittens3004 Год назад +5

      @@Raii_Chu yes my guy! Ooooooooo

    • @Raii_Chu
      @Raii_Chu Год назад +1

      @@friedkittens3004 ?

  • @aefole
    @aefole Год назад +33

    Heaven is populated by a multitude of Joels.

  • @dieodd9866
    @dieodd9866 Год назад +9

    Straight insaneo style ! That god have still more mercy than the one with a beard. thanks Joel for those gem!

  • @SticklsOfDoom
    @SticklsOfDoom Год назад +4

    Loved the lowered framerate, gave the motion a bit of a dreamlike quality

  • @allykins1767
    @allykins1767 Год назад +1

    I’m never killing another bug again.

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 месяца назад +1

    I love the art style of this one.

  • @magentasquash
    @magentasquash Год назад +33

    this vid came at just the right time. i’ve just killed my 197th bug and this was the wake up call i needed.

  • @aintenoughroomforthetwoofus
    @aintenoughroomforthetwoofus Год назад +4

    The effect in the video felt so much like a 90’s music video. Took me back to my childhood, God Bug guns and all

  • @Seraphim-yv9sn
    @Seraphim-yv9sn Год назад +7

    This is one of your best ones ever. Epic stuff Joel

  • @ViniCavin
    @ViniCavin Год назад +1

    Woah, wasn’t expecting that ending
    I’m in big trouble

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman Месяц назад +1

    Who else expected him to end up swatting and killing God?

  • @highinfovoter8909
    @highinfovoter8909 Год назад +8

    This is one of those sketches I can't even describe to my friends trying to emphasize how funny it is. They would just look confused.

  • @maxcasteel2141
    @maxcasteel2141 Год назад +6

    Ben's definitely one of my favorite creators for this kind of content, perfect casting with this

  • @Fossilized_Nerd
    @Fossilized_Nerd Год назад +26

    A good joke with a surprisingly nice editing style, stop motion humans with live voice over feels weirdly novel and overdue at the same time.
    ... tldr good stuff

  • @ryanviningtube
    @ryanviningtube 22 дня назад +1

    would have been a hilarious ending if he squashed the bug

  • @ajdaling
    @ajdaling Месяц назад +1

    It's extremely unrealistic that an insect can operate a firearm

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist Месяц назад

      May be an exception if they are literally god...

  • @PurzelVonBaum
    @PurzelVonBaum Год назад +11

    Seriously, just stop hurting them. It's not that hard

  • @frost8077
    @frost8077 Год назад +41

    I always wanted to know how many times I sneezed after I die. My friend called my idea the leaderboard of life.

    • @BananaFingurs
      @BananaFingurs Год назад +10

      I have had this same idea! I want to know my stats for everything.

    • @BackForwardPunch
      @BackForwardPunch Год назад +1

      make an app

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland Год назад +4

      Aw sorry, that’s the ONE thing they don’t keep track of

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter Год назад +7

      Yes, I have always fantasized that the afterlife would be full knowledge of all the trivial matters in my life, how many breaths, amounts of spit and tears produced, Hostess Twinkies eaten, how many steps and stubbed toes. How many people I met.
      I would also be interested in seeing the results of a full autopsy of my deceased body, like a forensic depth, investigative report. Or like Sherlock Holmes telling my story from the clues my corpse left.

    • @DiamondAppendixVODs
      @DiamondAppendixVODs Год назад +3

      I hope there's a statistic like that at the end of life

  • @MatildaSiegfried
    @MatildaSiegfried Год назад +4

    I truly think this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. Just rewatched it for the sixth time today and laughed out loud every time. TY JOEL!!

  • @Morporkshortman
    @Morporkshortman Год назад +1

    "We made them so so scary!"

  • @htspencer9084
    @htspencer9084 Год назад +4

    Joel could have easily rested on his laurels with his rotoscoping aesthetic, he could have not shared it with others, he could have just kept doing the same ol but he *chooses* to try new things and raise the bar constantly. It must be tiring as fuck but I super appreciate the effort he puts into his craft. Rock on dude.