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  • Опубликовано: 17 июн 2012
  • Some talkin' about belief and stuff. Some chatting with the priest, innit. Somebody got offended. Well, multiple people ...
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  • @rapid7939
    @rapid7939 3 года назад +9203

    priest: some people would find that verry offensive
    ali: yo sorry
    *world peace restored*

    • @jagerday1597
      @jagerday1597 3 года назад +49

      Underrated comment this comment was amazing 😹😹😹

    • @kashankhan6950
      @kashankhan6950 2 года назад +16

      USA: Hello East, heard you have oi...um weapons...will you give it to me or shall i brainwash the population into thinking you wanna harm us because of religion?
      East: no, sorry!
      *world peace restored by the west **#freedom*

    • @XEICE
      @XEICE 2 года назад +5

      Best line in this clip

    • @kaliramg
      @kaliramg 2 года назад

      @@EternalReturnal515 east side

    • @mrsock3380
      @mrsock3380 2 года назад +13

      All I could think of when the priest commented that was how about something that is documented over and over, sexual abuse of children and the willingness of the church to cover it up.

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_64 9 лет назад +14588

    I love how the priest just looks so angry and full of hatred the whole time.

    • @Haris007
      @Haris007  9 лет назад +659

      Deadpool
      Pope Francis should teach him thing or two.

    • @Aaron_Gentry
      @Aaron_Gentry 8 лет назад +478

      Deadpool I know right, cause that's exactly what Jesus would want him to do - show hate and anger instead of love and peace ;)

    • @Mineav
      @Mineav 8 лет назад +860

      Seems a lot of religious people are full of hate and judgement.

    • @Aaron_Gentry
      @Aaron_Gentry 8 лет назад +78

      With that kind of attitude, who would want to meet you?

    • @Aaron_Gentry
      @Aaron_Gentry 8 лет назад +13

      And what injustice would that be, pray tell?

  • @harrystory6811
    @harrystory6811 2 года назад +3530

    “I’ve chosen not to marry”
    “What just to play around ?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 года назад +128

      "It's not pre-marital sex if you have no intention of marrying the person." - Daniel Tosh

    • @justincredible.
      @justincredible. 2 года назад +42

      He abuses little boys

    • @boo-hf8xv
      @boo-hf8xv 2 года назад +15

      @@justincredible. What a judgemental statement.

    • @Tom-vx7xm
      @Tom-vx7xm 2 года назад +51

      @@boo-hf8xv i mean... statistically... its not super far fetched

    • @Thegirlmaisie
      @Thegirlmaisie 2 года назад

      😂

  • @Wheelsanstuff
    @Wheelsanstuff 3 года назад +4160

    When that priest said “Jesus Christ,” he wasn’t answering the question

    • @KungKokkos
      @KungKokkos 3 года назад +38

      True, the main man is god

    • @ezeqeel8352
      @ezeqeel8352 3 года назад +23

      @@KungKokkos It's called Christianity, not Goddianity

    • @KungKokkos
      @KungKokkos 3 года назад +44

      @@ezeqeel8352 Is that why it's called Judaism too, judas is the main man?

    • @KungKokkos
      @KungKokkos 3 года назад +8

      @@ezeqeel8352 Oh, so the name of the brand of abrahamic religion doesn't imply the main man, but in fact what puts it apart from other abrahamic religions. Good that we cleared that up

    • @Sacre97
      @Sacre97 3 года назад +16

      @@KungKokkos Hey mate, Judaism refers to Judah, son of Jacob. Not Judas ;)

  • @Eltercero
    @Eltercero 8 лет назад +6473

    I think the Rabbi's on to him. He's the only one with a sense of humor. He recognizes a brother.

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer 7 лет назад +312

      Yeah, i noticed that. rabbi's seem more chilled to me, though.

    • @aiKid84
      @aiKid84 6 лет назад +137

      James Watson ouh yeah, bring a jewish settler to the debate to see how cool and chill they are.

    • @Edward-ed2oi
      @Edward-ed2oi 6 лет назад +332

      Funny thing, the rabbi went to prison after this episode for filming people in the bathroom of his synagogue.

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer 6 лет назад +29

      As cool as an ice cube in antarctica. I dislike islam and christianity more and I am an atheist, so I'd chill with the jew and smoke some blunt and get drunk.

    • @no_shoes6706
      @no_shoes6706 6 лет назад +70

      Eltercero Sacha Baron Cohen is actually Jewish

  • @therealrictuar
    @therealrictuar 8 лет назад +6403

    >"hes got a nine-incher"
    >asian lady nods

    • @adorno_gang37
      @adorno_gang37 5 лет назад +238

      And the guy trying not to laugh lol

    • @directorlunchie2322
      @directorlunchie2322 4 года назад +11

      bahahahaha chinese, cho is chinese surname and i don't think she was really listening to his every word.

    • @pathologicallyfriendly
      @pathologicallyfriendly 4 года назад +41

      @@directorlunchie2322 Cho is a Korean name

    • @brolythadawg2505
      @brolythadawg2505 4 года назад +22

      @@pathologicallyfriendly cho means dog in Vietnamese

    • @ex.israeli.soldier
      @ex.israeli.soldier 3 года назад

      @MAD GRUMPYMAN yiu chrazy fukshyt

  • @NoWayitsEcK0
    @NoWayitsEcK0 2 года назад +1850

    “Is Jesus Christ real or is it just your dad dressed up?” Underrated line 💀

    • @Iosaiv
      @Iosaiv 7 месяцев назад +4

      🤣...

    • @alexmcloughlin6299
      @alexmcloughlin6299 4 месяца назад +2

      unexpectedly insightful

    • @ashcan6
      @ashcan6 4 месяца назад +3

      I lose it everytime with "Why was He be running around with all of them reindeers?"

  • @mragunathan1627
    @mragunathan1627 2 года назад +797

    The Rabbi was having the time of his life watching the Priest get triggered 😂😂😂

    • @croutendo2050
      @croutendo2050 7 месяцев назад +15

      The Rabbi remembered not to cast his pearls before swine, ironically enough, well before the Christian did 😂.

    • @williamharnois254
      @williamharnois254 6 месяцев назад +6

      The Rabbi seems pretty relatable.

  • @1955DodgersBrooklyn
    @1955DodgersBrooklyn 6 лет назад +4035

    "Why did Jesus go around with all them reindeers?"

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 4 года назад +57

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i died on that part.

    • @danieleagle668
      @danieleagle668 4 года назад +66

      Well thats cause it was christmas init

    • @joshmvfx
      @joshmvfx 4 года назад +3

      That was the best part of the video lmao

    • @gregod806
      @gregod806 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @aladepollo4833
      @aladepollo4833 3 года назад

      Lmaoooooo

  • @alephbunchofnumbers
    @alephbunchofnumbers 9 лет назад +6074

    'That's cause it was Christmas, innit?'
    HAHAHHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHA

    • @igoralmeida1683
      @igoralmeida1683 6 лет назад +58

      Aleph Bot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it took me 3 years to understand this joke

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 лет назад +75

      @@igoralmeida1683... a little slow there aren't you ? I bet it takes you 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

    • @igoralmeida1683
      @igoralmeida1683 5 лет назад +11

      @@carlpen850 or 3 hours would be

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 лет назад +57

      @ Aleph Bot... no room at the inn because it was Christmas and then that incredible dumb look on the priest's face... pure gold... lmao

    • @jovanni2343
      @jovanni2343 5 лет назад +4

      I don't get it. Can someone explain?

  • @mattgoddard448
    @mattgoddard448 3 года назад +1517

    No room in the Inn
    Well thats because it was Christmas
    🤣🤣🤣 thats class

    • @ceirwan
      @ceirwan 2 года назад +33

      I thought that was the best one. Funny on a couple of levels.

    • @garygritter5701
      @garygritter5701 2 года назад +2

      Ye, great

    • @laurenzetheok
      @laurenzetheok 2 года назад +18

      Best joke so far had me laughing for a minute

    • @wienerlips4240
      @wienerlips4240 2 года назад +2

      That's deep! That's life, innit??

    • @ReaLzEdits
      @ReaLzEdits 2 года назад +2

      The priests face was just perfect!

  • @Glynnermang
    @Glynnermang 3 года назад +366

    How does he stay in character in the most awkward circumstances - absolute genius

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад +12

      There are some Ali G interviews where Sacha can't stay in character and starts to laugh - the best are "Ali G Hoverboard" and "Ali G Welsh language"

    • @libbad7419
      @libbad7419 2 года назад

      It's not a character dumbass. He's a chav from Staines who got very. very lucky.

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 Год назад +2

      Great actor and timing.

    • @NickMullet
      @NickMullet 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@TonyEnglandUKa personal favourite is borat in the bowling club toilets you can see the moustache curling up as he tries to hold in his laughter it’s epic.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@NickMullet lol oh man I just watched the bowling club one, it's priceless watching Sacha laugh every time the old bloke looks away

  • @mixedamvs8869
    @mixedamvs8869 7 лет назад +4509

    Priest: "No room in the Inn"
    Ali: "Well that's coz it was Christmas, init?"

    • @colonelkurtz6328
      @colonelkurtz6328 4 года назад +18

      Mr Explosion Christmas was "invented" after Jesus's birth. So technically he could not have been born during the busy Christmas season.

    • @osirissolano6962
      @osirissolano6962 4 года назад +48

      @Mr Explosion when it's Christmas, most hotels, grocery stores, and convince stores are closed

    • @Alex-bb1xn
      @Alex-bb1xn 3 года назад +172

      @@colonelkurtz6328 That was the joke, idiot.

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 3 года назад +1

      @@Alex-bb1xn So funny !!! You made me laugh so f'n hard at 2:30 in the morning that I couldn't stop... Thanks !

    • @ravinduperera9069
      @ravinduperera9069 3 года назад +3

      @@colonelkurtz6328 Christmas wa there before the time of jesus, it was called saturnalia.

  • @edwinyounes4934
    @edwinyounes4934 3 года назад +2403

    “Her name is Sister Fister” bruh😂😂😂💀💀

    • @marsu3840
      @marsu3840 2 года назад +3

      lol

    • @cliffcastro79
      @cliffcastro79 2 года назад +10

      Shes got a video of it😂😇

    • @DC3Refom
      @DC3Refom 2 года назад +11

      So many nuns work part time as stripper's lool

    • @aaronwoods5426
      @aaronwoods5426 2 года назад +1

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @josephabboud903
      @josephabboud903 2 года назад +1

      Omg lmao! Ali g is hilarious

  • @ezeqeel8352
    @ezeqeel8352 2 года назад +173

    "It's more to life than sex" and then cut to rabbi and asian lady turning their heads in perfect sync got me laughing out loud

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 2 года назад +15

      Well, it’s a large part of how we have survived as a species. So, yeah, sex is a big damn deal.

    • @sayedalazam4228
      @sayedalazam4228 Год назад

      @@cityhawk coomer

    • @hastyhillfarmand4x480
      @hastyhillfarmand4x480 6 месяцев назад +1

      They're just watching the show lol

  • @Saztog1425
    @Saztog1425 3 года назад +129

    "So, does Jesus really exist or is it just your dad dressed up?"

  • @marcusjnewtonz28
    @marcusjnewtonz28 8 лет назад +4262

    "If you's got it, flaunt it! I mean me mate Dave has a 9 incher he pulls it out all the time.."

  • @ultimatetreble5201
    @ultimatetreble5201 4 года назад +2507

    “What if she was a bit fitter” LMAO 😂

  • @hendrikvanjaarsveld551
    @hendrikvanjaarsveld551 2 года назад +53

    ''Her name was sister fister"
    NOW THATS CLASS LMAO

  • @Beefwelliington
    @Beefwelliington 3 года назад +436

    52 years man, you can literally feel the saddness in him.

    • @FlameFlickers
      @FlameFlickers 3 года назад +34

      Also, 52???? He looks more like 68.
      I'm guessing sex slows down the aging process!

    • @realdude111
      @realdude111 2 года назад +63

      Don't feel sorry for him. For 52 years he has been getting happiness from b̶o̶y̶s̶ Jesus.

    • @jojodroid31
      @jojodroid31 2 года назад +4

      Nah he doesn't really seem to care much.

    • @thomaskendell8146
      @thomaskendell8146 2 года назад +4

      Maybe he had sex before he became a priest?

    • @toosexy4399
      @toosexy4399 2 года назад +3

      @@thomaskendell8146 I highly doubt that

  • @EfftingES
    @EfftingES 8 лет назад +3201

    ''What if she was a bit fitter, would you consider marrying her then?'' Wow, you can see how uncofortable she felt. Feel bad for her, thats really mean hahaha

    • @GuyFromTheSouth
      @GuyFromTheSouth 5 лет назад +56

      She was a terrible person. I think she ended up getting murdered by her son or something

    • @ABCXYZ-on3bc
      @ABCXYZ-on3bc 5 лет назад +435

      @@GuyFromTheSouth nigga what

    • @johnnyroe8053
      @johnnyroe8053 4 года назад +60

      @@GuyFromTheSouth how is she terrible? rofl stfu

    • @GTRwilson
      @GTRwilson 4 года назад +130

      hes a bitter religious whackjob who just made up a story about her cause shes atheist and hes threatened by that.

    • @pauldenino6350
      @pauldenino6350 4 года назад +28

      that shit was fucking hilarious... sasha is true alpha

  • @flashman7612
    @flashman7612 9 лет назад +1830

    Sister Fista...ha ha...

    • @Krowsnose
      @Krowsnose 8 лет назад +61

      +Flashman "We's got a video"

    • @googleuser2609
      @googleuser2609 5 лет назад +25

      I prefer to spell it as sista fista.

    • @wwil1150
      @wwil1150 4 года назад +11

      It’s sister fister 👊 .. all these years and you guys didn’t see the dark twist

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 4 года назад

      @@Krowsnose please do release

    • @mexismexi9629
      @mexismexi9629 3 года назад +3

      I know I’m 5 years late but I was your 1000th like

  • @InsertFloppy
    @InsertFloppy 3 года назад +67

    Priest: "There was no room in the inn, so Jesus was born in a stable"
    Ali G: "Well that's because it was Christmas"

  • @jackskerry2467
    @jackskerry2467 7 месяцев назад +32

    This is the sort of intellectual stimulation I miss so much these days. Powerful questions & answers, wonderful panel 👍

  • @badnewsbears2868
    @badnewsbears2868 3 года назад +2555

    “It’s not documented by evidence it’s hearsay” - a catholic priest

    • @sheadoherty7434
      @sheadoherty7434 3 года назад +90

      That did make me laugh

    • @RMokros
      @RMokros 2 года назад +18

      Good Point

    • @bodhisattva9762
      @bodhisattva9762 2 года назад +77

      Oh, the irony. I love it.

    • @sushisquad-ne4ku
      @sushisquad-ne4ku 2 года назад +12

      @@bodhisattva9762 there was litteral roman documents about him being put to death u dummy so how did he no exist whether or not he was a God is up to u

    • @Dylan_Lino
      @Dylan_Lino 2 года назад +4

      Bodhisattva irony of what?

  • @stefanostefanutto7321
    @stefanostefanutto7321 8 лет назад +1113

    The macdaddy of the Christian thing lol

  • @kylieh123
    @kylieh123 3 года назад +26

    This will never stop being funny. I am still wiping tears of laughter away and I saw this show when it was airing.

  • @akshaypanchal23
    @akshaypanchal23 3 года назад +59

    Let's talk about this man, the main man, the mack daddy of the Christian thing, what was his name again? Jesus Christ. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beboba2498
    @beboba2498 7 лет назад +3487

    christian priest is asking for evidence, LOOL

    • @nickhartman6372
      @nickhartman6372 7 лет назад +76

      *Catholic priest. Trust me, not all Christians are as crazy as the Catholics are.

    • @brianlaudrupchannel
      @brianlaudrupchannel 6 лет назад +204

      Nick Hartman catholics are Christians ya pleb

    • @Michaelmouse23
      @Michaelmouse23 6 лет назад +60

      Nick Hartmann hasn`t met a TV evangelist yet.

    • @TheRealD4
      @TheRealD4 6 лет назад +73

      +billyblackburn87 not all Christians are Catholic though...ya pleb

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 6 лет назад +2

      hahahahaha fuck I'm so dumb I didn't even think of that lmaoooooo

  • @christopherlewis3615
    @christopherlewis3615 3 года назад +2789

    Thats what 52 years of no sex does to you. Everything offends you.

    • @bryanroshan7787
      @bryanroshan7787 3 года назад +109

      I would say this dude was one of the more even minded priests..

    • @hotdog7988
      @hotdog7988 3 года назад +101

      Shut the fuck up! I've been married a long time and I'm offended by your comment!

    • @ZiraRisasi
      @ZiraRisasi 3 года назад +10

      @@Mike-kr5dn your intelligence is extremely questionable

    • @zahariburgess3660
      @zahariburgess3660 3 года назад +14

      Unless you are on twitter then everything offends you

    • @maddog9180
      @maddog9180 3 года назад +2

      @@hotdog7988 ohhhh hahahaha

  • @erikgonzales3178
    @erikgonzales3178 2 года назад +21

    "There was no room at the inn? That's because it was Christmas innit?" 😂😂😂

  • @harryseeward6512
    @harryseeward6512 2 года назад +43

    "What if she was a bit fitter?" That's courage, folks.

    • @keppgiggles6318
      @keppgiggles6318 2 года назад +1

      It's called editing. You don't know if he really said that during filming or if it was shot after cuz they saw an opportunity for a joke

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 2 года назад

      @@keppgiggles6318 what?

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 2 года назад

      @@keppgiggles6318 Looks legit to me

    • @skeptic781
      @skeptic781 2 года назад

      @@keppgiggles6318 Ironic

  • @katoness
    @katoness 9 лет назад +1160

    "Can God do better stuff than David Blaine?" Hahahahaha!!!

    • @Haris007
      @Haris007  9 лет назад +87

      katoness
      He is after all... an overhyped David Blaine.

    • @renekvienna2795
      @renekvienna2795 9 лет назад +15

      Haris Mustagrudić
      0.55 "Yo - Sorry" hahaha

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 8 лет назад

      renek vienna hahahaha thats the bit that killed me the most haahahahha

    • @JL-tk7ng
      @JL-tk7ng 7 лет назад +8

      Blaines*

    • @renekvienna2795
      @renekvienna2795 7 лет назад

      JL2715
      Thx for the correction!

  • @Sempfer5
    @Sempfer5 3 года назад +645

    When Ali g asks if the priest isn't married so he can play around 😂😂

  • @AwesomePossum1987
    @AwesomePossum1987 Год назад +5

    "I've chosen not to marry"
    "what, like just play around?"
    omfg, hell yes

  • @Ragnarok26
    @Ragnarok26 3 года назад +4

    "HOW POWERFUL is... ..God?" That delivery was perfection.

  • @fuzzwobble
    @fuzzwobble 8 лет назад +411

    "No room in da inn? Well daz coz i' waz Chriss-maz, innit?"
    I fucking lost it.

  • @Bulgdoom
    @Bulgdoom 3 года назад +453

    I’m literally crying at the priest’s facial expressions

    • @FemboyGaycko_OwO
      @FemboyGaycko_OwO 2 года назад +9

      Christians preachers are always Mad AF XD

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 Год назад +4

      @@FemboyGaycko_OwO Not really I've seen some really good ones that even I liked talking to and I've been an atheist since 10. That being said, the one I had as a kid was just like this, possibly worse.

    • @-whackd
      @-whackd Год назад +2

      The love is Jesus Christ is vibrating off of him

  • @SyedWajahatAli90
    @SyedWajahatAli90 6 месяцев назад +2

    I just love the Rabbi's expression seeing the Priest getting grilled xD

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 2 года назад +6

    “How powerful is god” as a first question is my favourite part of this segment... it’s just too good.

  • @dirtylemon3379
    @dirtylemon3379 3 года назад +2537

    The priest: "It's not documented by any evidence. It's hearsay." Oh the irony!

    • @grrumakemeangry
      @grrumakemeangry 3 года назад +68

      well the bible is documented by ancient roman texts

    • @rjlchristie
      @rjlchristie 3 года назад +184

      @@grrumakemeangry Very little of it, and no eye-witness testimony to any of the Jesus character's life exists.

    • @MintythecatIsABeast
      @MintythecatIsABeast 3 года назад +51

      'we 'ave is a video' on proof of Sister Fista :) He rolled that Priest well.

    • @maxheinrichliebow
      @maxheinrichliebow 3 года назад +4

      Grrumakemeangry and Greek texts before that!

    • @willemvanoranje1533
      @willemvanoranje1533 3 года назад +45

      @@grrumakemeangry Yes, but that isn't the point. It's quite uncontentious that there's been a group of people that split off of the main Jewish faith about 2000 years ago. What makes it ironic is the baseless belief in a god.

  • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317
    @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 7 лет назад +462

    Notice the rabbi smiling at the end, he can tell this guy is just trolling, or was just in on it!

    • @KazuyaAmon
      @KazuyaAmon 7 лет назад +101

      Jews know jews

    • @ErikWolowitz
      @ErikWolowitz 5 лет назад +26

      Rabbis can get laid. They tend not to be bunged up tight as the Catholic priests.

    • @entidy458
      @entidy458 3 года назад +15

      because rabbis are relatively more open minded than catholic priests, just facts.

    • @absoluteb22
      @absoluteb22 3 года назад +15

      He gets that it's satire.

    • @mrdojob
      @mrdojob 3 года назад +6

      Everyone other than the priest caught on to it. You can hear giggles from the rabbi and the women at the end lol.

  • @FernandoPerez-ng7jn
    @FernandoPerez-ng7jn 2 года назад +4

    "I fink her name woz sister fister", that had me in tears the rest of this skit the first time I watched it LMAO

  • @stephencane6653
    @stephencane6653 2 года назад +9

    The priest finds it offensive that Ali is speaking about something with no evidence hahahaha pot, kettle, black!!!!!

  • @mariajohnson1744
    @mariajohnson1744 9 лет назад +702

    "That's not documented by any kind of evidence". Ali G inducing a priest to say that is priceless. That was fucking epic

    • @Haris007
      @Haris007  9 лет назад +18

      Maria Johnson
      Awesome point

    • @BeetleJuiceFromHell
      @BeetleJuiceFromHell 9 лет назад +8

      I was cracking up at that point also...

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 7 месяцев назад +1

      Wow! Took a second for me to understand that point. But yes, great point!

    • @JMBluecoat8289
      @JMBluecoat8289 7 месяцев назад +1

      Very good point

    • @johnneri3646
      @johnneri3646 6 месяцев назад

      I don't get it

  • @Irshu
    @Irshu 3 года назад +265

    "Let's talk about the main man, the Mcdady of the Christian thing, what was his name again?"
    "Jesus Christ"

  • @TheLolapuff
    @TheLolapuff 2 года назад +7

    My favorite episode. I knew he was going to be a star. None of his guests know wtf just happened at the end.
    “Ain’t it hippocriticlus?”

  • @alexvimo8739
    @alexvimo8739 5 месяцев назад +1

    David Blaine (born April 4, 1973)[2] is an American illusionist, endurance artist, and extreme performer. He is best known for his high-profile feats of endurance and has set and broken several world records. One of his talents is the ability to regurgitate water and small objects.❤🎉❤😊

  • @green-white7638
    @green-white7638 4 года назад +160

    "Aint it hyprocriticalist..." What a quote

  • @Sposchy
    @Sposchy 6 лет назад +602

    1:03, the Jewish guy puts his hand up to hide his smirk. Respek, bruv.

    • @daniel8763
      @daniel8763 4 года назад +6

      @@Kiwi11N Wait seriously? What's his name?

    • @niallfoley6711
      @niallfoley6711 4 года назад +37

      Barry Freuundel, absolute freak he is, set up cameras to watch women undress

    • @cameronwinter7536
      @cameronwinter7536 3 года назад +15

      Niall Foley holy shit you’re right , wtf

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 3 года назад +19

      @@niallfoley6711 Better than catholic priests watching boys undress.

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 3 года назад

      @watercubes 99 Are you defending priests? The problem is that the immunity (historically) granted to the church is being exploited in this modern age. These ancient things need reviewing as we are no longer in the dark ages and tings come to light too easy, but you are right that it should be sorted in all walks of life.

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek 6 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that people actually answer him despite being offended is amazing!

  • @daffyddduck2419
    @daffyddduck2419 Год назад +1

    He has the power to start wars but never end wars , that’s religion

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 5 лет назад +304

    Lady is flattered at 2:38,
    but then heartbroken at 2:44 lol

    • @dioc8699
      @dioc8699 4 года назад +14

      Back to normal at 3:52

    • @amreshmohan3979
      @amreshmohan3979 3 года назад +46

      But that's life, innit?

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад +3

      But would you say that if she waz a bit fitter?

    • @patriceaqa288
      @patriceaqa288 2 года назад +2

      @@TonyEnglandUK I didn't like that joke. It was probably the least funny joke of the skit because that was always the part of Ali G that was unnecessary

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад

      @@patriceaqa288 but would you say that if u wazn't a minga?

  • @jeffreyholmes7216
    @jeffreyholmes7216 3 года назад +213

    How he keeps a stright face is beyond me.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад +6

      Ali G - Hoverboard. That straight face loses the fight beautifully.

    • @smashthestateX
      @smashthestateX 2 года назад +4

      hes a pro actor. took many classes in acting. one of the best

  • @ceefar10
    @ceefar10 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is a level of trolling a decade before it’s time xD

  • @fuu812
    @fuu812 2 года назад +10

    He went mattanza on all of them. You can see the blood spilling all over the place, yet he left them in laugh, what a legend 😂😂😂

    • @williamstyron2156
      @williamstyron2156 6 месяцев назад

      perfectly put. so rare to come across an intelligent observation in youtube comments. (i'm not kidding.)

    • @fuu812
      @fuu812 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@williamstyron2156 ahaah thank you Sir

  • @shakeeltaliep746
    @shakeeltaliep746 3 года назад +121

    "what if she was a bit fitter, would you consider marrying her then?" ...... The look on her face 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonyatthebeach
      @tonyatthebeach 2 года назад +2

      That was the most under rated comment of the show

    • @od3566
      @od3566 2 года назад +4

      I actually felt a bit sorry for her

    • @e32b61
      @e32b61 Год назад

      @@od3566 It was an edited reaction shot. You can tell by the end of it that she had fun.

  • @hermesmercury
    @hermesmercury 8 лет назад +1483

    The priests asks for evidence. That's odd.

    • @daniel8763
      @daniel8763 4 года назад +37

      @Daniel Crutcher Such as?

    • @ermisntaskas2414
      @ermisntaskas2414 4 года назад +6

      @@daniel8763 Daniel be like bruh

    • @daniel8763
      @daniel8763 4 года назад +3

      @@ermisntaskas2414 lmao

    • @yep9657
      @yep9657 3 года назад +17

      Daniel Crutcher Which is? 🤣😐💀 it’s been two months mate, and don’t say a novel 💀

    • @vcvortex6356
      @vcvortex6356 3 года назад +37

      @Daniel Crutcher Absolutely zero evidence of any god from any religion has ever existed. You can tell yourself otherwise if you like lying to yourself, but there is no evidence of your sky daddy.

  • @TruthSurge
    @TruthSurge Год назад +1

    this vid so clearly displays what the various religions do to people's brains and personalities.

  • @sacrilegiousboi978
    @sacrilegiousboi978 4 дня назад +1

    “that’s cuz it was Christmas innit” 😂😂

  • @kwakekamdivasi591
    @kwakekamdivasi591 4 года назад +166

    Haha, "why did Jesus Christ go around with all them Reindeer" killed me

  • @jinxy72able
    @jinxy72able 9 лет назад +952

    I love it, the catholic priest is upset because Ali G made a ridiculous claim that is not supported with any evidence!

    • @jinxy72able
      @jinxy72able 9 лет назад +15

      ***** No. Their testimony only holds water when supported by other evidence. And nobody knows who wrote the bible and if they witnessed anything. The bible is just claims. It is not evidence that those claims are true. Do you think other holy books are true because the people who wrote them claimed they were witnesses to the things in them?
      Most of the people that people claim wrote the books of the bible are people they don't even have evidence or proof that they even existed.
      They don't even know if Moses ever even actually existed. For most (not all but most) of the prophets and kings in the bible there is no evidence to support that they were even real people or ever existed.

    • @jinxy72able
      @jinxy72able 9 лет назад +14

      *****" what about the Mary appiritions? Witnessed by thousands and thousands? What about the footage of a cross in the sky in Moscow, the video of Virgin Mary in the Ivory coast? That is proof too.
      The Quran was written by one person while the Bible was written by 40. There's power in numbers. "
      So what? Thousands and thousands claimed to see a UFO in Arizona. Thousands have claimed to see ghosts, fairies, leprechauns, dragons, Zeus, Shiva. People claim to see all sorts of stuff and they do so in the thousands sometimes. And who cares what you see in clouds. I've seen Abraham Lincoln in the clouds. Our brains see patterns. There is a picture all over the internet of what looks like Jesus in a dogs asshole. And video? Are you really trusting video in this day with CGI and photo shop? Really?
      And how do you know it was the virgin Mary? Were you alive 2000 years ago and so know what Mary looked like? Nobody know what Mary really looked like in real life so how could they know what they were seeing was her? What picture of Mary do they have from 2000 years ago that they could hold up to the sky and compare what they saw with the picture?

    • @therejected852
      @therejected852 6 лет назад +1

      jinxy72able stop commiting idolatry and read the bible idiots

    • @NoOne-ul8ni
      @NoOne-ul8ni 4 года назад +11

      @@therejected852 No thanks, I prefer modern fiction.

    • @ibnmianal-buna3176
      @ibnmianal-buna3176 4 года назад

      Blood_Of_The_Dragon And the works of Sigmund Freud especially.

  • @markkennedy9767
    @markkennedy9767 6 месяцев назад

    It's the ability to provide endless embellishment to the anecdote, if needed, that make Ali G so good.

  • @bigmarty11288
    @bigmarty11288 2 года назад +204

    The most hilarious part of this interview is how the Catholic priest finds what Ali G is saying offensive, whereas I find my childhood being stolen by the evil lies of the Catholic church offensive.

  • @SumukhComedy
    @SumukhComedy 3 года назад +46

    Ali G's facial reaction to "52 years" has been in my mind since I watched this 17 years ago. Still so funny.

  • @kamrankamal9429
    @kamrankamal9429 9 лет назад +819

    Move aside Richard Dawkins, this is the way to talk to theists.

    • @geofreyr
      @geofreyr 9 лет назад +11

      Kamran Kamal If you want to look like a fool, sure.

    • @joshthompson8327
      @joshthompson8327 8 лет назад +77

      geofreyr he uses sarcasm and satire. He isn't really dumb, it's a character

    • @geofreyr
      @geofreyr 8 лет назад +2

      +josh thompson yes of course.

    • @LetsGoMetsGo33
      @LetsGoMetsGo33 8 лет назад +17

      +Kamran Kamal Cohen is a fairly religious Jew. He's an equal opportunity troll because there is a funny way to look at most people with their "important" ideas. He would have jumped at the chance to interview your Saint Dawkins in this character. I expect the tone of it would have been similar to the Noam Chomsky one that he did.

    • @mikeyoung7660
      @mikeyoung7660 3 года назад +3

      Absolutely taking the piss at every opportunity love it

  • @MABzOne
    @MABzOne 2 года назад +3

    3:40 he wants to see the video lol

  • @muhammadhamza3526
    @muhammadhamza3526 Год назад +1

    0:57 I was really looking forward to that 9 incher analogy's reply.

  • @scottdorfler2551
    @scottdorfler2551 4 года назад +63

    It's genius how each question gets dumber followed by a dumber statement. Had me in tears. I'd forgotten how hilarious he can be.

  • @HeyKenGuy
    @HeyKenGuy 9 лет назад +64

    "ders no room in the in...well das cuz iwas christmas init?".....love it

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u 2 года назад +7

    2:55 "hypocritalist"

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад

      lol he used that word when talking to Anita Roddick. He asked her
      _"Ain't it a bit hypocriticalist being a hippy and selling soap?"_

  • @IRVDawg
    @IRVDawg 2 года назад +10

    "I think you're confusing him ...... with ....... santa-claus"
    The way the priest delivered that line was OP

    • @geegee8625
      @geegee8625 2 года назад

      Religion is for the sheep
      Ali g is correct

    • @noid78787
      @noid78787 7 месяцев назад

      @@geegee8625 opposite in 2023

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 3 года назад +546

    Of _course_ the catholic priest drops the O word: “offensive”.

    • @conorhayes8818
      @conorhayes8818 3 года назад +8

      LifeOfRy are you a Redditor

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 3 года назад +1

      Conor Hayes no?

    • @fuddyduddy306
      @fuddyduddy306 3 года назад +6

      He's clearly a nonce

    • @conorhayes8818
      @conorhayes8818 3 года назад +1

      LifeOfRy are you dumb bro haha

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 3 года назад +2

      Conor Hayes don’t have a clue what you’re on about tbh

  • @lloydftz65
    @lloydftz65 3 года назад +66

    Pure genius... Still hilarious all these years later.. Thanks Sasha for making us laugh in these strange times.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Год назад

      Ali's mate Dave doesn't get enough airtime.

  • @thitivatkosiyakul1009
    @thitivatkosiyakul1009 4 месяца назад

    What I’m amazed of, is how he can get interviews with so many characters that are, it seems, lured in!

  • @aikogiron3449
    @aikogiron3449 2 года назад +1

    "It's offensive"
    Is effective words to stir the topic.

  • @danielnansel7538
    @danielnansel7538 3 года назад +59

    “Ten minutes later she had her babylons out” LMAO

  • @jagocorry6392
    @jagocorry6392 7 лет назад +102

    'Overhyped David Blaine'

    • @tomrodwell9911
      @tomrodwell9911 3 года назад

      The irony is David Blaine is better than their god because we have evidence he exists, he's entertained people and no one has been killed in his name

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv 2 года назад +3

    I would pay a lot just to see the behind the scene of these interviews. How were they connived to sit through such absurdity for such a long time. It's just a masterpiece of human manipulation for comedy.

    • @riftsalty7562
      @riftsalty7562 2 года назад

      money

    • @conradhamilton9122
      @conradhamilton9122 8 месяцев назад +1

      There were a lot of interviews that weren't included in the show because people refused, walked out, etc.

    • @jvm-tv
      @jvm-tv 8 месяцев назад

      @@conradhamilton9122 no doubt but still would be amazing to see the process.

  • @makeway3080
    @makeway3080 6 лет назад +170

    Lez towk about the man, the main man, the mac daddy of da chwishtin fing. What was his name again?
    Jesus Christ.

    • @SPNKr16
      @SPNKr16 6 лет назад

      ...

    • @dej25
      @dej25 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ssonicdeafmonkey
    @ssonicdeafmonkey 7 лет назад +187

    HYPOCRITICALIST lololol

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 7 лет назад +2

      Hippos on the critical list? Oh no! I knew tigers had been having a hard time, and orang-utans, and now it's hippos too. When we will humans stop persecuting poor animals? Oh and it's no laughing matter.

    • @ambitionsskyyyy
      @ambitionsskyyyy 3 года назад

      😂😂

  • @viroz6562
    @viroz6562 Год назад +1

    Fire interview bro.

  • @ashcan6
    @ashcan6 4 месяца назад

    Man, I miss this show. I discovered it randomly in like '04 in the middle of the night on HBO. I had no idea what it was about, but this was the first episode I saw, and I almost peed my pants laughing.

  • @markpaulo269
    @markpaulo269 3 года назад +52

    I've watched this so many times and it's always just so hilarious that it keeps me laughing even after the video is finished.

    • @Trinavara
      @Trinavara 2 года назад +1

      Same here !! Even on revisits years after such as this ..

  • @nikolasmaes99
    @nikolasmaes99 7 лет назад +72

    its not documented
    "we is got a video"

  • @slamdunk406
    @slamdunk406 6 месяцев назад +1

    "There was no room in the in. That's because it was Christmas." LMAO!!!!

  • @svc2461
    @svc2461 2 года назад +2

    Sacha just rocked in this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Cracked me up hard when he kept pushing the pastor to get married.

  • @320speed
    @320speed 3 года назад +10

    3:21 She said her name was "Sista Fista" 😂🤣

  • @freedomfromreligion409
    @freedomfromreligion409 10 лет назад +44

    the way he said the first question killed me, that was epic

  • @user-bc1rk9km4i
    @user-bc1rk9km4i 2 года назад +5

    "Does Jesus really exist or is it just really your father dressed up ?" - I'm dead.

  • @wrightyy
    @wrightyy 2 года назад +1

    "Why did Jesus go round wiv all dem reindeers?" 🤣😂

  • @Devilsmygrandpap
    @Devilsmygrandpap 9 лет назад +289

    "It's not documented by any kind of evidence, it's hearsay."
    Sounds kind of like the big man up in the sky.

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer 7 лет назад +10

      Pretty much. He shot himself in the foot there.

    • @yoyoyoc3po
      @yoyoyoc3po 6 лет назад

      Haffaz Ajamhinadad Osama Hussein Aladeen don't forget the 'Gospel'.

    • @Unpopular-channel
      @Unpopular-channel 5 лет назад

      Huffypuff who came up with a man in the sky. I have never heard of it...is it Christian belief

    • @JD-yf8fo
      @JD-yf8fo 4 года назад +1

      Huffypuff God is not an empirical entity. He is metaphysical, learn these basic concepts before opening your filthy lying mouth.

    • @ShangZilla
      @ShangZilla 4 года назад +3

      @@JD-yf8fo So he doesn't exist?

  • @pintpot
    @pintpot 3 года назад +57

    This 4 minutes is more profound and revealing than anything I learned at Sunday school
    Thank you, Mr Cohen. More power to your elbow and, more importantly, to your massive, low-swinging balls

    • @tomrodwell9911
      @tomrodwell9911 3 года назад +2

      Well yea those type of schools cherry pick the Bible and ignore the abhorrent shit

    • @stronkserbia444
      @stronkserbia444 2 года назад

      The man whose to be wife had to change her religion to Judaism before he would marry her, Ali G is a full on religious fanatic

    • @noid78787
      @noid78787 7 месяцев назад

      @@tomrodwell9911i though there was was abohrrentness until i actually read it myself

  • @leighb8485
    @leighb8485 Месяц назад +2

    The Priest is so disgusted by him 😂

  • @Whyinem
    @Whyinem 3 года назад +1

    Love this soo much

  • @albion7000
    @albion7000 4 года назад +15

    The face on the priest when Ali G says "well that's because it was Christmas innit "

  • @86dkms
    @86dkms 3 года назад +41

    Ali G: "Ain't god overhyped David Blaine"
    Priest: "Lot of people will find it very offensive"
    Aig G" Yo, sorry" - gives hope to the priest that he won't be offensive again
    Very next question from Ali G: " Should god flaunt his powers. My friend got a nine-incher" - LOLMAX - Ali G is a genius

  • @BiggerThanBlackAndWhite202
    @BiggerThanBlackAndWhite202 10 месяцев назад +1

    This was real interview. That priest was pissed....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bengreening9387
    @bengreening9387 2 года назад +2

    0:59 the rabbi smirking 😂😂😂

  • @haisammubarik2908
    @haisammubarik2908 3 года назад +30

    I'd watch Ali G talk to everyone in every walk of life.