Classic Ali G Show - Best moments

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
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    This is classic Ali G and Borat at his best! Movies tell only half the story. Stuff from the show was the best! Below are times for clips.
    Full playlist: • Ali G
    First clip 00:00
    Naomi Wolf and Ali G talking about feminism
    Full clip: • Ali G Show - Feminism
    Second clip 3:11
    Talking about drugs and various names for it with some kind of anti-drug authority
    Full clip: • Video
    Third clip 9:08
    Some environment protest or something. Ali G wants to mash up the police
    Full clip: • Video
    Fourth clip 12:11
    ATF guys and their dogs, sniffing out drugs
    Full clip: • Video
    Fifth clip 15:47
    Interview with Surgeon General - nuff said
    Full clip: • Video
    Sixth clip 20:53
    Borat and the New Age folks, alternative medicine and whatnot
    Full clip: • Video
    Seventh clip 24:56
    Borat at the Doggy style show!
    Full clip: • Video
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  • @sleepingeye
    @sleepingeye 8 лет назад +27024

    This man basically invented trolling.

    • @kanickakanicka937
      @kanickakanicka937 8 лет назад +118

      sleepingeye underrated comment

    • @mokingbird84
      @mokingbird84 7 лет назад +410

      Trolls always existed.
      He is just a very good one - why not the best- of our lifetimes

    • @CumPirate
      @CumPirate 7 лет назад +311

      No, that was jesus

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 7 лет назад +171

      andy kaufmann

    • @01DOGG01
      @01DOGG01 6 лет назад +182

      Your church has been trolling you your entire life. Can you grasp that fact?

  • @MrJaynash
    @MrJaynash 3 года назад +7985

    I'm so impressed that guy still managed to think of three more names for weed after he listed about 40

    • @lukasnielsen9767
      @lukasnielsen9767 3 года назад +15

      ̵̡̨̧̠̥̺̣̘̙̼̤̹͔͍͈̱̳͖̭͂͂͛̊̍͗́̂͒̏̒̈͊͜ͅs̶̡͚͇͎̤͙̖̼͖̮͔̬̋͆͗͜ḁ̷̡̘̟̲̫͔͚̺̝͕̳̝͇̭͔͎͂̽͋͒̓̌̀̄̂͑̇̓̐͋͌̀̄̀͘̚̕͘̚ ̵̛̪̤̯͖̖͔̬̙̞͕̼̩͈̭̙̓͛̀͂̀̆̈́͛͐̾̄͝͝u̶̧̜͎̖̖͈̜̦̰͕̞̝̙̠̺̹͈̼̩̒̑͜b̶̨̖̦͚͈͚̳͚̠̘̝̝̟̭̘͓͈̝͇̞͈́̆̓͑̂̈́̈͂͌͜͝͝ä̸̢̡̰̲̤̙̥̜̼̻͍̯̬̬͔̞͔̘͙̜͎͙͖̙̳́͐̋͗̀̅̑̾̒̍́̽͒̍͌͆̏́̀́̿͜͜͠͠͠n̴̢̡̗̪͙̫̯̖̥͇̫̱̱̱̹̮͌͂̆͜ ̴̢̡̛̪̗̳͙̹̠̼̭̲̺̪̜͉̘̦͇̭̅̉̃̌͑͒͗͆̏̎͐͒̔̑͋̀̋͐͘̕͝ͅơ̴̟͕̠̽́̐͑̃͋̋̑͗̊̽̏̆̋͗͛̎̈̈́̓̕̚͝ ̴̡̨̛͓͕͚̣̩̝͕̬̪̥͓͔̗̤̤̤̻̄̔̀͋̑̊̈́͗́̓́͒̔̾̈́̃͊̅̚͜͝͝͠k̶̨̡͕͚̥̟̙̱̟̥̩͖̖̤̦̝̖̭̳̓̐̓̋͆͂̊͋̂̀̊̉̊̈̔͋̾͜ą̶͙͕̔̄p̸̖̺͎̫̪̟̭̹̤̿̀͒́̆̆͌̒͋̆͗̉́̆͋̇͆̆͂̉̌͝ͅͅų̶̢̨̫͎̜̹̥̞̮̠̩̇̀̍́̋̅̏̃͐̌͛̂̑̍̌̑̀̃̽̐̀͋̏̅̌͝t̷̨͒̄̿̏̄͂͋̓̚̚̕͝p̶̡͉̜̙͇̮̲̱͌͐́͌̄̃͑̓̕͝a̶̢̜̻͓̘͙̣̪̞͕̦̣̤̯̠̗̻̜͇͚̎̓̌́̃̇̈́͗͆̈́̊̇͑͋́̈́͊͜͜g̷̡̝̩̭̻̳̞͍͇̙̲̯͎͖̞̙͖̞̓̑͌͆͐̍̓̾̃͆͜k̶̡̛͔̗̱̳̞̭̬̯͎̰͋̆̓͐̂̈́̽̓̈́̅̂̿̈͌̽̓̽͐͂̌̀̕͘ą̵̢̦̩̘̲̖̘̠̯̜̥̫̦̫̝͙̗͈̫̘̦̈́̈́̅͝͝ͅm̴̨̧̨̢̼̰̘̱͈͚̭̝̱̲̻͍̪̳̮̮̜͈̖̙̥̬̄̀̉̀̕͜ậ̴̠͙͙̠̖͈͚͕̯̹̖̬̭̫͔̥͊̌̕h̴̡̨̢̡̦͇̬͈͍̳͕̼̫̖̞̱̬͓͓̱͚̼͎̻̹͕̘͑͊͗̈̏̒̊́̋͑̈́̀̇͝ị̷͇̣̗̩̤̥͈̹̜̣̤̫̒l̴̢̡̛̤͖̳̦̰̲͕̬̦̖̂̎̑̈́̂̊͗̃̉͒͊͊̕̚͘ͅͅâ̶̡̨̤͓͉̠̹̘̞̱͍̦̮̹̣̬̱̮̠̅́y̶̡̼̗̖͇̼̓̓͛̍̕̚ͅo̸̬̩̰̻̊̃̂̽͐͋̋̊͂̀̓̃́̓̏͗͒͂̈́͘̚͝ņ̷͈̫̲̪͈͇̟͔̣̹̳̻͚̣̞̥͚̫̰̰͊̉̒͒̊̑̈̒̇̚ͅͅÿ̷̛͇̰̗̠͗̈͑̋̇̎͐̽̽̃̋̂̚ ̶̛͈̔̈͑̑̑̾͗̀̌́̏́̕̚p̴̢̛͖͍̻̤̩̜͓̹̘̩̺̫̬͇̼̺̩̰͔͉͇͉̼̭̈́͗̽͒̅͊̿͒̑͂̕̕͝a̵̢̧̢̡̛̱͓̺̥̬̯̞̰͉̗͕͍̱̠͇̳͎̳͕͍̺̟̋̈̓̽̾͋̇̇̎̀̒̇̈́̔̌͋͐͗̇̎̋͝͝g̶̨̡̧͓͇̞͎͎͍͕̤̦͈̮͕̀͋̐͗̇̿́̐̈́̆́́̂͑̀̈͒̿͒̈́̕̚̕͘̕͘̕b̷͇͉͈͖̂̓̾̓̍̐͐̊̇̿̂̒̎̈́̆̀̾̒̎̎̚̕a̶̧̢̨̟͍͇̤͇̜̖̖̱͎͚͉̥̲̗̰̓̒̄̇͜͝ͅt̷̥̟͈̗͚̙̥̰̠̲̣͖͚͚̤̑̑͆̅̏̋ͅi̴͚̖̪̺͍̻̱͇͈̻̮̥̓́̒͌͊̈̓̍̒͗̍̐̅̈́̽̏̀̋̂̋̽́͜͠͝,̴̨̧̘͍̩̹̯̩̱̖̖͈͙̣̟̲̞̼͔̩̦̹̤͈͈͊͆͊͊̈́͘͝ ̵̨̢̘̫̯̼̻̞͇̝̮͔̝͈͎͙͈̓ų̶̛̠̣̞͇̭̞͍͕̖͖̺̠̦͕͚̫͚̥͇͙̙̋̈́̔̔̋̍̀͗̋́͂̂͊̆̎̎̕͝ͅg̶̛̖̣̖̟̺̜̣͓̦̫̮͇̒́͐̈́̈́͛̋̉̂͐̅̎̿͊̑̄͛͝ ̸̛̯̥͈͇̞̜̣̠̝͓͙̖̠̲̖̞̗̰̠̫̏͆̀͛̀͊̽͂̅̓̆̓̀͗̾͆͗̂̍̍̿̎̊̇͠͠ú̶̧̖̜̞͈̳̥̹̤͚̮͔̬̞̗̗͈͎̃̿̊̓̐̇͒̇̅̓̾̈̀̑͆̔͐͗͂̈́̎̏̚̚͠b̶͕͓͈̩͚̜̥̱͇͖̗̹̯͔͓̮͓͉̻̌̊̍̇̀̋̑͊́́͐̃̉͂̑͘͝ͅá̷̻̮̮̹̩̖̤͉̟͔͔̳̳̏̒͐ͅͅn̷̘͎̱͈̟̣̘͖͉͖̯̘̗͓͔̗̩̿̎͊̅̽̓̈̾̄̓̀̆̅͊̂̔͛̿̍͐̓̎̽́͘͘͜͠ ̶̺͇̹̳͊̇̿̈́̉̒̾͒͆͛͋̏̚͘̕͝p̷̡̜̩͓̺̳̯͍̹͎̞̺̲͎̲̪̈̎̐̄̿͛͆͠ͅa̶̧̢̢̛̯̣͇̭̮̞̙̩̫͕̪̮̞̳̖̩͙͇̝͍̦̘͔͐̒̈́̑͐̅̌̍͛͠͝͝.̴̢̛̒͋͂͑͐̇̋̔ ̴̛̏̈̿̈́̒̎̇̒̄̌̾̓̓͛̈̾̕͘̕̕̚̕͜͝m̶̩̬̘̦̘̻̱̥͈̤̮͈̍̃͐́̄͌̏́̆͛̅̊̽̅̂̈͗͘͠͝͠ã̷̧̯͎̠͍͈̳͌̔̂̍͛̏̓͒̂͌͠h̸̰̝͇̮̼͚̟̤̭̜͔͈̱͈̠̤̙͎͎̳̥̭͔̮͓̃̃̓̆̈́͂͂̌͛̏̈́͊̒̾̈̾̽̏͘͜͝͝͝á̷̛̛͍̘̘̦̮̼̇̂̀͗͂̊̽̉̐͛̒̈́̉̿͠y̷̲̼̙̩̪̺̯̱̯̞̫̭̹͙͍̭͛̒͊̒̽̆̾̅̎͐͌̿͊͝ḷ̴̗͇̟̦̈͒̍͗̈́́̎̊͐̾̈́̈̌̄̐̈́̌͐̾͌͝͠͠͝ǒ̵̧̨̧̢̱̥͇͍͔͔͉̭͇͔͍̮͉̹̰̺ͅͅ.̵̭̭̩̤̄́̆͒̕͜͝͝ ̸̢͓̟̱̲̟̮̩͔̤̽̇̄̿̊̿̈̂̈́͌̄͆̈́̿͂͆͐̊̅̋̏̌͝2̶̨̨̧̨̮̠͖̊̂̍̓͛̎̑̆̕.̷̡͓̗͎̤̘̱͇̙̠̳̺͌̕͝ ̷̧̛̛̻̮̙͖̫̱͎̖̯̬̻̪̗̰͉̺̗̀̾̇̾̎͐͂̽̅̈̀͊̓̈̃̚̚̚͜͝͝ą̴̢̜͖̹̙͓͎͖̟͈͔͉̥͓̝͙̤͚̫̘͎̟̗̋̈́́̒͘͜

    • @Jaypes1
      @Jaypes1 2 года назад +292

      puff, blow, draw.
      Sharp as a tack.

    • @panismith1544
      @panismith1544 2 года назад +7

      😅🤣😂✊👍 "I"

    • @rasjay93
      @rasjay93 2 года назад +28

      @@panismith1544 cud aff listed anudda ten still ahah

    • @niveyoga3242
      @niveyoga3242 2 года назад +149

      This dude was hella likable and professional 👍🏿

  • @markokassenaar4387
    @markokassenaar4387 2 года назад +1915

    The seriousness with which the drug specialist kept answering Ali's questions is the most endearing part of the entire clip. You have to give it up for that man for not letting himself get off-balance.

    • @mattspooner9001
      @mattspooner9001 Год назад +65

      Yer , I reckon that guy would be one of the nicest people you could meet .. He even smiles a few times as he tries to 'educate' Ali....

    • @nevinhattle1914
      @nevinhattle1914 9 месяцев назад +2

      💯 agree

    • @Charzilian
      @Charzilian 7 месяцев назад +9

      I mean, the ones that do events and tv appearances do go through public speaking training, so it makes sense.

    • @markokassenaar4387
      @markokassenaar4387 7 месяцев назад +7

      Absolutely. Still very nice to see him remain calm when Ali is deliberately being off-putting.

    • @IrishGuyForfeitEnforcer
      @IrishGuyForfeitEnforcer 5 месяцев назад

      He's an actor lol

  • @sebrr
    @sebrr 2 года назад +955

    "I'm so offended by this, i can't even tell you" probably the most reasonable offended person on the planet lol

    • @scrubaducer2239
      @scrubaducer2239 2 года назад +87

      Imagine how much progress we would make if everyone who was offended had that reaction

    • @StonyTable
      @StonyTable 2 года назад +13

      Reasonable to be offended that some other girl likes to be called “my bitch” as in possession? That doesn’t make sense why she would be offended.. or am i being ignorant? Please explain why, dont just say that I am

    • @umarsubhan7035
      @umarsubhan7035 2 года назад +25

      @@StonyTable it's offensive to feminists when men treat women like objects, or in any way as 'above' women. Even if a woman 'likes it', a feminist would just rationalise it as 'internalised misogyny' on her part. Why would she PERSONALLY get offended if someone else treats 'their' woman like that? Cuz she's probably in conflict with herself over those same issues she perceives in others. People reflect back our unresolved issues. The degree to which you get offended is the degree to which you hate it in yourself. It's self hatred projected as self importance i.e. 'my concept of myself feels attacked so i have a right to be offended'. My two cents

    • @TheUserOfGoogle
      @TheUserOfGoogle 6 месяцев назад +1

      Not at all. At the time, she was considered too sensitive.

    • @Elzzaw
      @Elzzaw 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@TheUserOfGoogle If only they could see the feminists of today. Her reaction is a breath of fresh air compared to nowadays.

  • @seanglass1519
    @seanglass1519 8 лет назад +5302

    God, I lost it when the ATF guy actually engaged in an argument on using dolphins to find bombs.

    • @titosss1947
      @titosss1947 8 лет назад +331

      Hahaha apparently their dogs are too busy to do interview others too

    • @MrFirefly3000
      @MrFirefly3000 6 лет назад +33

      Sean Glass the us government actually trained dolphins with poison darts and lost an amount of them...

    • @plefevre
      @plefevre 5 лет назад +40

      I was just having a conversation earlier today about how Americans can't detect jokes.

    • @MsPlayerMaxSkills
      @MsPlayerMaxSkills 4 года назад +20

      So what time does it take for the dog to defuse the bomb ?

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 4 года назад +45

      ​@@plefevre SOME Americans. It just depends on how they're raised and the environment they're raised in, just like with any human being on this planet. In the case of the ATF guy there's three possibilities.
      1): he doesn't recognise that Ali G is just a character and probably thinks the guy is on the autistic spectrum.
      2):he DOES recognise that Ali G is just a character, and is just giving genuine answers to throw Sacha off.
      3): this one relates a bit to possibility one, but there is a chance that the ATF guys probably have to deal with serious idiots on a regular basis and just know how to talk to them without talking down to them.

  • @JCDenton2000
    @JCDenton2000 8 лет назад +8156

    Sometimes I feel bad for the people being interviewed because you can tell they are genuinely trying to help him understand lol

    • @timlamiam
      @timlamiam 8 лет назад +273

      +Cory Baxter thing is he understands the issues perfectly. He's aiming specifically for the interviewed people to try to explain to him the issues like he was a child, and that's what he does.

    • @airborne101st45
      @airborne101st45 8 лет назад +133

      No shit Sherlock....

    • @mido2000XXx1
      @mido2000XXx1 7 лет назад +6

      lol me too poor people

    • @3hutp
      @3hutp 7 лет назад +184

      Not the doctor. I think the whole point of Ali G is to show how people treat someone inferior (in terms of intelligence and education). The doctor is arrogant with him and that tells us a lot about his personality.

    • @datsunz152
      @datsunz152 5 лет назад +50

      hahahaha that doctor shit on him too fucking funny, hes a legend for not laughing

  • @kim98677
    @kim98677 9 месяцев назад +164

    Lmao, "the other dogs are busy so we have to handle the interviews"
    His ability to make people say the wildest of things is beyond anything ever

  • @threepointfive1126
    @threepointfive1126 2 года назад +1190

    So much respect for her. She can feel heavily disrespected and still talk in a respectful tone.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад +66

      The first woman defends women very convincingly and, obviously, they do have equal rights. And she's got a hairy muff at 2:07.

    • @ChevereJones
      @ChevereJones 2 года назад +7

      She has to bc she’s female. Everyone praising her for remaining cool. It’s bc she’s a female, and ppl rly don’t like seeing combative females. They’re deemed b*tches or bossy. It’s still messed up.

    • @chrishoward6643
      @chrishoward6643 2 года назад +2

      @@ChevereJones they are bitch and bossy.

    • @notachamcha
      @notachamcha 2 года назад +29

      She's so camera aware. Else there would be flying sandals

    • @lawliet2263
      @lawliet2263 2 года назад

      @@TonyEnglandUK that's her panty bro 🤤🤤

  • @ayem8709
    @ayem8709 8 лет назад +6051

    "Your body is beautifully constructed-"
    "Thank you."
    *dead*

    • @RavnoUK
      @RavnoUK 8 лет назад +140

      +Lique Mora he had to hold the laugh really hard. xD

    • @roryobrien3947
      @roryobrien3947 8 лет назад +77

      that part absolutely kills me every time hahahahaha. pure gold

    • @Kitties_are_pretty
      @Kitties_are_pretty 4 года назад +32

      Fank you.

    • @wavy2318
      @wavy2318 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @fruitnveg410
      @fruitnveg410 4 года назад +5

      ay em absolutely has me in stitches! & @RavnoUK, you’re right that smile must have been hard to contain.

  • @hullstar242
    @hullstar242 3 года назад +4373

    “Your body is beautifully constructed”
    “Thank you”

    • @brownerthanu
      @brownerthanu 3 года назад +61

      Pure brilliance

    • @boektanasie
      @boektanasie 3 года назад +138

      if you look at him it's incredibly difficult for him not to laugh about that

    • @bigbutt5647
      @bigbutt5647 3 года назад +12

      i thought he said fuck yea and that made me laugh so hard

    • @ninanano
      @ninanano 3 года назад +18

      @@boektanasie i'd be cracking up at my own jokes if i was as funny as he is

    • @Graza25
      @Graza25 2 года назад +3

      You do realise we also watch the video???
      So why quote sections?

  • @simtexa
    @simtexa 2 года назад +300

    It's genuinely amazing how he does not only get away with acting so dense, but also how he manages to do so entirely without breaking character.

  • @gameplaykingz9545
    @gameplaykingz9545 7 месяцев назад +205

    Cohen is a comedic genius. He does all his characters so perfectly and never breaks character in the funniest situations!

    • @imadequate3376
      @imadequate3376 5 месяцев назад

      To the point he was in actual danger or caused a serious incident. The American anthem at the redeo in the US in Borat almost got him killed apparently. And a MMA fight he had in Bruno and invited a bunch of red necks to ended with the fighters making out and everyone at the event trashing the venue.
      He's a real one.

    • @DarkVeilNebula
      @DarkVeilNebula 4 месяца назад +1

      Do u think u his bff now bc u know his real name

    • @gameplaykingz9545
      @gameplaykingz9545 4 месяца назад

      shut up dark veil nebula hahahahha little nerd boy@@DarkVeilNebula

    • @MaxStArlyn
      @MaxStArlyn 9 дней назад

      You are being manipulated.

    • @MaxStArlyn
      @MaxStArlyn 9 дней назад

      @@Stooza Sacha Baron Cohen will not make fun of or criticise J’3ω5, and iςrαεl. He says it’s all αΝτιςεΜτιςΜ. He wants strict rules to be put in place against this.

  • @James-fc8mi
    @James-fc8mi 3 года назад +8305

    This man made an official police training officer explain why they can’t use dolphins to sniff for bombs.

    • @citizenoftheworld2001
      @citizenoftheworld2001 3 года назад +61

      Lol I died 😂

    • @Marrushiii
      @Marrushiii 3 года назад +152

      To be fair it was an American police officer, not much education in there.

    • @turbotegs2102
      @turbotegs2102 3 года назад +303

      @@Marrushiii he seemed fairly intelligent and was just being polite I think

    • @kimjong-un7207
      @kimjong-un7207 3 года назад +39

      @@Marrushiii not a police officer, an ATF agent

    • @Yucaipawatchdog
      @Yucaipawatchdog 3 года назад +19

      If I was that ATF guy. I would have laughed my ass off!

  • @derekstaroba
    @derekstaroba 6 лет назад +9732

    well violence doesnt solve anything
    ali: yes it does
    in what... in what situation?
    ali: in a violent one

    • @marinhomarinho4197
      @marinhomarinho4197 4 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @r6sachaj264
      @r6sachaj264 4 года назад +7

      Does this happen in this video

    • @microsofthoodie
      @microsofthoodie 4 года назад +41

      r6sachaj 10:41

    • @josephsolis6109
      @josephsolis6109 3 года назад +10

      Most funniest thing I've heard in a awhile!! 😅 Was cracking up when he said that!!

    • @Fabio-kr9in
      @Fabio-kr9in 3 года назад +16

      Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax

  • @BruceLethal
    @BruceLethal 7 месяцев назад +78

    Ali G is one of the greatest characters ever - his ability to insult people and be forgiven because they think he is just stupid is absolutely genius !!

  • @XAllelujahXxx
    @XAllelujahXxx 9 месяцев назад +182

    That first woman, Naomi. Was brilliant. What an intelligent professional. People like her can and do change minds.

  • @pupchu81
    @pupchu81 7 лет назад +2469

    "And are there any negative effects?"

    • @michaelcarr4435
      @michaelcarr4435 7 лет назад +87

      does class a guarantee it is better quality

    • @cybremystica93
      @cybremystica93 4 года назад +18

      Haha! Classic! I do believe that time he endorsed aninal cruelty by giving Rabbits class a drugs to “study” them proved this man was a knob.

    • @jeppepedersen7006
      @jeppepedersen7006 3 года назад +2

      500th like

    • @biggus.dickus
      @biggus.dickus 3 года назад +2

      Booyaka booyaka

    • @elitepauper7400
      @elitepauper7400 3 года назад +8

      you can see how old this is, dude talking about weed like pluto's a planet

  • @alancerdena
    @alancerdena 3 года назад +3073

    “When the dog finds the bomb, how long does it take for him to diffuse it” 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @MasterKey2004
      @MasterKey2004 3 года назад +33

      Why did the officer deflect such a trivial question! The Illuminati is trying to hide its dirty secrets

    • @88WhiteRhino
      @88WhiteRhino 3 года назад +5

      42...

    • @danfield6030
      @danfield6030 3 года назад +3

      @@MasterKey2004 you could use a psychoanalysis ........ before you begin psychotherapy
      ........I see a paranoid delusional disconnected individual who cant determine the difference between fantasy and reality

    • @inhonorofbballowner
      @inhonorofbballowner 2 года назад +11

      @@danfield6030 hilarious that you cant see the irony in your message and realize he's joking.

    • @macman975
      @macman975 2 года назад +9

      @@danfield6030 🤦‍♂️Oh my god. You total and utter Fool!!.

  • @glorzoglory998
    @glorzoglory998 2 года назад +91

    15:11 Lol I like how John played along saying their dogs are busy and not telling Ali that dogs can't interview dogs.

  • @rosiebrockway9333
    @rosiebrockway9333 2 года назад +30

    23:40 the fact the guy was so happy for him to piss on the tree😭😭

  • @Dohvzy
    @Dohvzy 4 года назад +2645

    "Alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives" "And what else does you sell?"

    • @MF_JONES
      @MF_JONES 3 года назад +24

      Imagine the kinds of people you would see in that shop 😂

    • @changefetish
      @changefetish 3 года назад +1

      6 greetings

    • @johnpears9558
      @johnpears9558 3 года назад +2

      @@changefetish I mean Oregon is slowly turning into a giant version of that shop.

    • @joguipo
      @joguipo 3 года назад

      @@johnpears9558 Cool. What's your weather like?

    • @awpsn1
      @awpsn1 3 года назад

      @@joguipo
      and

  • @paul8028
    @paul8028 3 года назад +1735

    "violence doesn't solve anything"
    "well, it does..."
    "in what situation?"
    "in a violent one."

    • @PetShopMod
      @PetShopMod 3 года назад +7

      l died at that haha

    • @stevendalloesingh1214
      @stevendalloesingh1214 3 года назад +31

      Kinda true, though...

    • @martychisnall
      @martychisnall 3 года назад +16

      Violence stopped Hitler, just saying

    • @PEPPERS777
      @PEPPERS777 3 года назад +4

      huh? it's like we saw the same video??! what are the odds

    • @michaelginger88
      @michaelginger88 2 года назад +1

      Loved that piece! Love it 😂😂😂

  • @vimalalwaysrocks
    @vimalalwaysrocks 2 года назад +28

    The ATF guy was so professional... he tried to answer all the questions patiently and truthfully

  • @inhibitors
    @inhibitors 2 года назад +68

    Your body is beautifully constructed.
    'Thank you'.
    That rapier quick wit is why he's so unbelievably good.

    • @tomash9116
      @tomash9116 24 дня назад

      That interview is my favourite bit of Ali G and that little gem is my favourite part of it. It could not have been better had it been scripted. I think the guy threw that at Ali G on purpose...

    • @anactualplant9574
      @anactualplant9574 6 дней назад

      Rapier quick wit? What’s that?

  • @nextobserver1
    @nextobserver1 3 года назад +2996

    Ali G: "So what does ATF stand for?"
    Guy: "Alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives."
    Ali G: "And what else do you sell?"

  • @anti-cringetok4932
    @anti-cringetok4932 3 года назад +2443

    He should’ve asked the doctor “Isn’t it racist that all bones are white?”

    • @adambousfield6802
      @adambousfield6802 3 года назад +209

      I think u mean racialist

    • @YASH-cz6ir
      @YASH-cz6ir 3 года назад +10

      I was expecting it tho.

    • @NotSkynut
      @NotSkynut 3 года назад +77

      The doctor was soo cocky ngl. When he said our memory is perfect and sasha went, but what about when i forget my pin, That is a legitimately valid arguement. Human memory is known to make false memories and is a very poor way of storing info.

    • @suave605
      @suave605 3 года назад +1

      @@NotSkynut ur just a crazy person.

    • @eneem3656
      @eneem3656 3 года назад +2

      @@suave605 he is. you're right. are you by any chance doctor Rico Suave.,?! 😒

  • @cascadianrangers728
    @cascadianrangers728 2 года назад +12

    Fun fact, the navy actually does use dolphins to deal with underwater explosives like mines, their sense of smell is excellent, and they basically have active sonar

  • @brandonduguay539
    @brandonduguay539 5 месяцев назад +5

    Man, I don't know how he keeps it together so well. Impeccable heckle.

  • @bkr1895
    @bkr1895 3 года назад +1369

    “Ain’t the most worrying thing about those that they make you actually enjoy house music?” I lost it

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 3 года назад +20

      **smokes pipe by the fire place**
      We should have a conversation about house music, old friend...

    • @alyoshaty8823
      @alyoshaty8823 3 года назад +1

      @@gandalfstormcrow7943 What kind of boring person doesn't respond to your comment?

    • @lr6884
      @lr6884 3 года назад +6

      That was my favorite line in this whole video.

    • @joefawcett2191
      @joefawcett2191 3 года назад +11

      Is there a chemical inside it that h'actually make you dance like a bellend?

    • @user-ji8ll1qn6o
      @user-ji8ll1qn6o 4 месяца назад

      Honestly no drug could make me enjoy house music lmao😂

  • @smiley6080
    @smiley6080 3 года назад +2105

    The fact that he sat down with a professional and asked why the heart beat is so old fashion. I love this

    • @dg2071
      @dg2071 3 года назад +86

      He was getting so mad 😂

    • @Ujuani68
      @Ujuani68 3 года назад +61

      The best part is, that this very stuck-up guy never sensed, that the joke was in him. " It's not a bone.." 🤣

    • @pavanbhargav235
      @pavanbhargav235 2 года назад +4

      19:24 who was "he"?... Not clear

    • @rain_is_calming5603
      @rain_is_calming5603 2 года назад +2

      @@pavanbhargav235 the cat

    • @StonyTable
      @StonyTable 2 года назад +36

      The ‘gentleman’ called him stupid, because he made a legitimate point disproving that the human brain has perfect memory. That is such an absurd statement to back up with such a rude point of proof that did not prove his point whatsoever. Just showed how arrogant he is. Arrogance is a sign of ignorance, and no one would believe someone when they are notably ignorant.

  • @sykomaniax187
    @sykomaniax187 2 года назад +47

    I love the contrast between the amazing atf guys trying to play along and answer his ludicrous questions and then the medical guy just trying to look down on ali

    • @Dick_Dastardly4_7
      @Dick_Dastardly4_7 Месяц назад +1

      An “intellectual” will show their true colors when met with someone they think is a moron.

  • @neaalitygandhi
    @neaalitygandhi 9 месяцев назад +7

    “Me save the tree, me name Ali” 😂😂😂

  • @MrMDanny
    @MrMDanny 3 года назад +2394

    The biggest question is how cameraman is not laughing all the time

    • @n.b.380
      @n.b.380 3 года назад +93

      It's rainbow Jeremy. He is mashed 24/7

    • @jothain
      @jothain 3 года назад +128

      Cameraman? I've been wondering how Sasha can just throw out things like that with straight face

    • @luvnucz
      @luvnucz 3 года назад +2

      Could be edited out in post

    • @samymasta
      @samymasta 3 года назад +55

      You're all wrong it's Azamat Bagatov

    • @michaelwright8896
      @michaelwright8896 3 года назад +26

      @@jothain Sasha would take a bullet before he broke character. No way he'd laugh.

  • @wiggy5209
    @wiggy5209 3 года назад +2883

    Calls Ali G stupid, doesn't realise he's being trolled. Irony.

    • @kaleemulhaq1683
      @kaleemulhaq1683 3 года назад +72

      For real

    • @bruhmoment1835
      @bruhmoment1835 3 года назад +64

      ...how do you think trolling works? The only reason this even went off is because there's actually people who would ask questions like this unironically. You're completely missing the point of this show.

    • @ed897
      @ed897 3 года назад +85

      @@bruhmoment1835 no...

    • @ed897
      @ed897 3 года назад +130

      @@bruhmoment1835 the point of Da Ali G show was to break down and showcase social aspects of societies or movements not because there are people that unironically think the penis is a bone

    • @bruhmoment1835
      @bruhmoment1835 3 года назад +21

      @@ed897 Ali represents actions of a collective juxtaposed against society's expectations of a single person. He wasn't made to just troll people meaninglessly.

  • @GT_177
    @GT_177 9 месяцев назад +36

    The doctor one is absolute gold. The way he apologises before calling some of the organs boring!
    When the doc asks him what he thinks would happen if you put a mobile phone in your body his response killed me

  • @ollie2052000
    @ollie2052000 2 года назад +24

    The way he gets the expert questioning the use of a dolphin as a sniffer dog!

  • @luketaitfitness6224
    @luketaitfitness6224 7 лет назад +911

    "How long does it take the dog to defuse it" dying😂😂😂

  • @sealevel2693
    @sealevel2693 7 лет назад +465

    "Your body is beautifully constructed"
    "Thank yu" 😂

  • @keesdevreugd9177
    @keesdevreugd9177 2 года назад +35

    Late to the game, but still: the people he's interviewing have no idea they're talking to a comedian in character?
    This is awesome stuff.

    • @doesnotexist305
      @doesnotexist305 2 года назад +9

      The producers of the show always led them to believe that it would be a serious interview for real program.

  • @romanmay2867
    @romanmay2867 5 месяцев назад +4

    i’ve always loved the “weed will make you paranoid. like people or things are coming after you” but then turn around and say “if you use weed we will come for you”

  • @harryvrentas6359
    @harryvrentas6359 8 лет назад +637

    "And is there any negative effects?" I died. I am dead now. It happens. 4 out of 5 people.

  • @baconation4281
    @baconation4281 2 года назад +531

    "Alcohol tobacco firearms and explosives"
    "Ya what else do you sell"
    Lmao.

  • @kim98677
    @kim98677 9 месяцев назад +7

    "why is all skeletons involved in evil stuff" I'm howling

  • @neonblack211
    @neonblack211 2 года назад +11

    "what if someone doesn't look like a Rastafarian but he has one of those hats with dreads attached and watever"
    valid argument

  • @benjaminbialy6284
    @benjaminbialy6284 3 года назад +2437

    Ali: “So can these dogs smell drugs?”
    Bloke: “No.”
    Ali: “Thank God.”
    hahaha

    • @JackSparrow-xw7ls
      @JackSparrow-xw7ls 3 года назад +17

      Did I say that out loud? Lmfao

    • @gustavofring9148
      @gustavofring9148 3 года назад +13

      @@anamariacovington9106 **in a maximum security prison**
      "is it cause iyz black?"
      **gets released**

    • @aakashsunil7913
      @aakashsunil7913 2 года назад +2

      @@anamariacovington9106 Once some guy actually accepted that statement and it was one of the only times I've seen Cohen break a bit on camera

    • @Graza25
      @Graza25 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, we did see it.
      Why do you people do that? Quote sections from the videos?

    • @iiRaWDaWG
      @iiRaWDaWG 2 года назад

      @@anamariacovington9106 not in America 🤣🤣 you just get gunned down

  • @TheDoctaSwag
    @TheDoctaSwag 3 года назад +2468

    That first lady was the most respectable feminist I've ever seen. She handled all his questions in a really nice way, wish more were like that nowadays. REspect.

    • @GeorgeFreeman55
      @GeorgeFreeman55 3 года назад +84

      Are u trying to say the modern day feminist has no sense of humour. For shame..

    • @vincentpol
      @vincentpol 3 года назад +289

      @@GeorgeFreeman55 I think what he's trying to say is that she handled his trolling very well. She was very aware of the trolling, managed to play along, all while not falling for the bait, and still get her points across.

    • @MichaelSmith-jt1ff
      @MichaelSmith-jt1ff 3 года назад +48

      @@GeorgeFreeman55 they don't

    • @AmandeepSingh-lv1bh
      @AmandeepSingh-lv1bh 3 года назад +9

      @@GeorgeFreeman55 yes

    • @theriffrepeaterjr.1772
      @theriffrepeaterjr.1772 3 года назад +77

      That was when feminists actually knew what they wanted: real equality. She isn't a man hater

  • @rohh
    @rohh 8 месяцев назад +9

    The dude tryna explain why dogs are better than dolphins was too sweet… prolly the funniest one yet😂

  • @gandurk
    @gandurk 2 года назад +13

    It's so damn brilliant how you laugh your ass off at the character while he also makes you forget that you are watching an act

  • @benoconnor8014
    @benoconnor8014 8 лет назад +817

    I honestly believe Ali g is the funniest character creation ever. I can't tell you how funny I find this I could watch it for days

    • @nthomas87
      @nthomas87 4 года назад +1

      Ben Oconnor you ever heard of Miss Swan? That’s an amazing character too 🤣

    • @Hercules003
      @Hercules003 4 года назад +20

      Borat is better imo but both very close

    • @ashspragg7220
      @ashspragg7220 3 года назад

      you can watch it now everyday cuz quarantine lol

    • @spana123321
      @spana123321 3 года назад

      You have only Eva watched shite then bless ya

    • @gabo8954
      @gabo8954 3 года назад

      @@Hercules003 Its very clóse Man. Both are amazing !!

  • @PeacockAffect
    @PeacockAffect 8 лет назад +2481

    On a serious note, yes, these people are clever, but obviously not clever enough to know it's a joke.

    • @philip013
      @philip013 8 лет назад +292

      +Peacock Affect You need to understand how they're drawn in. They are told it's a TV show for children and some of the questions are child like. They are also told that the presenter is a big kid.

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 8 лет назад +110

      +Peacock Affect While he does have easily deluded fools on his show, the smart ones tend to be arrogant, self-interested people who want the whole world to share their views. Instead of actively listening, those people are just waiting to talk, so they miss the irony, and the humor.
      That's pretty much how Crossballs worked (search for the drug episode)

    • @AliNaderzad
      @AliNaderzad 8 лет назад +26

      +Peacock Affect Been wondering if Cohen tells them beforehand 'please restrain your laughing during the skit, stay serious.' because otherwise it's sad how serious and stuck up the interviewees are. that said, many are extremely sweet people. the two ladies at the end with the coiffed hair, especially the shorter one (at the dog show) is just the most precious thing. But the poison center dude with all the drugs in front of him and Ali G, keeping a straight face, or the ATF guys talking about their K9s, all serious all the time? Seriously? I would be falling off laughing on camera. Where's the sense of humor?

    • @jackbauer555
      @jackbauer555 8 лет назад +7

      +Peacock Affect they are primed before hand i think, like what the person right below said

    • @thomasfraser9401
      @thomasfraser9401 8 лет назад +1

      +Peacock Affect Because 'Murica

  • @lordpetex4468
    @lordpetex4468 4 месяца назад +2

    He lost character and smiled when the Professor told him his body was beautifully constructed. He said 'thank you'. Gold right there

  • @donaldomech5466
    @donaldomech5466 2 месяца назад +5

    Ali G crawled so that Philemona could run 😂

  • @regzzuse280
    @regzzuse280 9 лет назад +853

    "Our dogs dont have a time to interview other dogs"
    XD

  • @kennethdemeester4069
    @kennethdemeester4069 7 лет назад +1302

    insane how people do their best to keep on answering politely to all the BS he throws at them !!

    • @Happylibya
      @Happylibya 7 лет назад +35

      Kenneth Demeester because of the camera

    • @Casevaiandando
      @Casevaiandando 3 года назад +4

      @@yourmastergggg4402 i would laugh and do some trolling too

    • @KINGBublepop
      @KINGBublepop 3 года назад +3

      I'm guessing they see the opportunity of speaking to people who must have a similar mindset to him.

    • @fractallboom7126
      @fractallboom7126 3 года назад

      @Kenura Medagedara uk is not Europe, it’s a crooked teeth land

    • @valleygirltotallyforsure
      @valleygirltotallyforsure 2 года назад

      Except Donald Trump, he had NO TIME

  • @TomakDunnski
    @TomakDunnski 2 месяца назад +4

    "Your body is beautifully constructed" "Fank you." The smirk to hold the laugh back makes it way funnier.

  • @fredericksharon6908
    @fredericksharon6908 2 года назад +3

    No matter how many times I watch this, I'd always find it funny lol

  • @tomrock8418
    @tomrock8418 4 года назад +1519

    Ali G should meet Eric Andre to see who breaks character first

    • @hazardousfromage
      @hazardousfromage 3 года назад +250

      Probably Eric. Sacha is honestly probably better at keeping character but both should definitely collaborate

    • @DanangWidiantoro
      @DanangWidiantoro 3 года назад +13

      who is Eric?

    • @s.sterling6685
      @s.sterling6685 3 года назад +44

      @@DanangWidiantoro do yourself a favour and search him up

    • @ekids.bassment
      @ekids.bassment 3 года назад +30

      @@hazardousfromage No, they are totally different, on a other level. Both great but not everything mixes

    • @EricChouquet
      @EricChouquet 3 года назад +52

      i don't think they are comparable, sacha's jokes are way more intelligent. Andre looks like an old "comment above a challenge youtuber"

  • @CJK55
    @CJK55 8 лет назад +553

    "why is the actual heart beat so old fashioned"

  • @GerardHammond
    @GerardHammond 8 месяцев назад +4

    She was so fun and took this smart comedy. Well done Naomi!

  • @yoitsdan
    @yoitsdan 2 года назад +17

    That drug tzar actually came off extremely well. Good guy, plenty of compassion and humour.

  • @Emerardo
    @Emerardo 3 года назад +372

    "why dont you use the dogs that have been here for a long time to interview them?"
    "our dogs are too busy looking for explosives, they dont have the time"
    LMFAO

    • @PickledEarlobes
      @PickledEarlobes 2 года назад +7

      Bro funniest shit I've heard in a while that guy was seriously trying to justify why their dogs can't interview other dogs

    • @Emerardo
      @Emerardo 2 года назад

      @@PickledEarlobes lmao

  • @nathaliejk3696
    @nathaliejk3696 3 года назад +649

    "is it cos I is black?" Comedic genius, with guts....ahead of his time. The best of his characters... ALI G

  • @remixisthis
    @remixisthis 2 года назад +10

    Ali G is Cohen's most consistently funny character

  • @LSheWolf84
    @LSheWolf84 9 месяцев назад +4

    We NEED a sequel to Ali G Indahouse!

  • @ericfett9218
    @ericfett9218 3 года назад +399

    "Can these dogs smell drugs?"
    "No"
    "Thank God"
    Awesome.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 3 года назад +2

      “I said that out loud?”

  • @peacer1984
    @peacer1984 3 года назад +713

    first one was the nicest offended person i've ever seen

    • @reinjouke9743
      @reinjouke9743 2 года назад +173

      I agree, a lot of people crack jokes about feminists being offended and all that. But she took very insulting questions very well. He basically said she would make a good prostitute lmao.

    • @asbjrnfossmo1589
      @asbjrnfossmo1589 2 года назад +40

      And we shall never know her like...
      Seriously. The ability she showed for NOT taking offense is extraordinary. Especially knowing todays situation.

    • @xtrafresh2721
      @xtrafresh2721 2 года назад +37

      She was awesome wasn’t she. That’s someone you could actually listen and take a point from

    • @charly.chavez
      @charly.chavez 2 года назад +9

      @@xtrafresh2721 Exactly not cringy at all, awesome women

    • @saintchadofmercia680
      @saintchadofmercia680 2 года назад +14

      She was also full of shit

  • @michaeldrori1967
    @michaeldrori1967 8 месяцев назад +2

    We need Ali G back today!

  • @kauri8981
    @kauri8981 2 года назад +20

    Naomi Wolf has a great sense of humour! 1:58 and 2:18 had me falling out my chair :'D

  • @nickyjlyons
    @nickyjlyons 3 года назад +1296

    "your body is beautifully constructed"
    "Fank you"
    Quick wit at its finest

    • @Gasta1983
      @Gasta1983 3 года назад +17

      I had to pause and check myself up after he said that, I thought I peed myself a lil bit.

    • @youtubian010
      @youtubian010 3 года назад +18

      I like his little smirk once he said it. Done well not to actually laugh

    • @panismith1544
      @panismith1544 2 года назад

      😂🤣😅✊ Boom 💥 Shaka!!!

    • @fredericksharon6908
      @fredericksharon6908 2 года назад

      Haha yeah

  • @govand7
    @govand7 5 лет назад +781

    “Let’s talk about da human body cos everyones got one of dem.... so we is meant to believe”
    Bruhhhhh

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 4 года назад +1

      what

    • @dasunra1640
      @dasunra1640 3 года назад

      I think it was bones 🦴

    • @govand7
      @govand7 3 года назад +9

      ItsameAlex What do you mean ‘what’? What do you want me to explain?

    • @x2l149
      @x2l149 3 года назад +1

      govand98 what

    • @govand7
      @govand7 3 года назад +2

      X2L1 Aight

  • @Numarul4
    @Numarul4 7 месяцев назад

    The conversation with the doctor brought me to tears

  • @coneill20010
    @coneill20010 7 месяцев назад +1

    Some of these questions are pure gold.

  • @SwissCheese112
    @SwissCheese112 8 лет назад +373

    my mate dangerous dave lol
    they said he drove the bus better than he ever has before.

  • @paulcredmond
    @paulcredmond 3 года назад +388

    "We know this is a generalization but why is all skeletons involved in evil stuff". I love this one :D

  • @STRZB001
    @STRZB001 2 года назад +5

    14:20 The fact you can hear the guy laugh a little makes this bit amazing.

  • @mikoro88
    @mikoro88 5 месяцев назад +1

    Naomi Wolf kept her composure really well. ^^

  • @bostonteapartycrasher
    @bostonteapartycrasher 8 лет назад +187

    I honestly don't know how sacha managed to make it through all of his interviews without just busting a gut and ruining everything. Incredible self-control.

    • @riceman1
      @riceman1 9 месяцев назад +2

      the camera crew too

  • @drbigwang8375
    @drbigwang8375 3 года назад +821

    Lets be real hes genuinely a genius in general and comedy he basically invented trolling and how he comes up with this is a whole new level then and still is today

    • @FuckTard-dd1ee
      @FuckTard-dd1ee 3 года назад +21

      He definitely didn't invent this type of comedy or even the level he's taking it too other then how often he goes so far. He's just really funny and it works with all types of characters

    • @Kampos94
      @Kampos94 2 года назад +1

      @@FuckTard-dd1ee Name another person before his time doing it.

    • @johnkerr7926
      @johnkerr7926 2 года назад +12

      Dennis Pennis aka Paul Kaye did journalist trolling before him.

    • @cautiondonotsubscribe.1199
      @cautiondonotsubscribe.1199 2 года назад +1

      Yes, the more ignorant they are, the worse the trolling.

    • @ericwiggins50
      @ericwiggins50 2 года назад +1

      @@Kampos94 I don’t know how old yucko the clown is but his videos look pretty dated

  • @ivanm7041
    @ivanm7041 Месяц назад

    This man is a genius when it comes to being able to identify the people to reply and to ignore. Truly, amazing to watch.

  • @laraw840
    @laraw840 2 года назад +4

    20 some years have passed and this is still sooo freaking funny !

  • @duckydae
    @duckydae 3 года назад +547

    I love how the drugs clip, despite being hilarious is still mildly educational. 😂

    • @666miyuru
      @666miyuru 2 года назад +23

      Which kind of acid makes fly though?

    • @eliveltonbecker
      @eliveltonbecker 6 месяцев назад

      Wich one is better to start off@@666miyuru

    • @BREAKAETON
      @BREAKAETON 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@666miyuruwalking around is very easy on acid. Even uphill is effortless. I'm guessing at high enough doses, it stops feeling like walking lol

  • @Dakka1968
    @Dakka1968 9 лет назад +714

    Im amazed the cameraman can keep a straightface

    • @abigaildoran2399
      @abigaildoran2399 4 года назад +28

      He set the camera to record and ran out cause he couldn't hold it together

    • @oshun459
      @oshun459 4 года назад +29

      Maybe a good strategy is hiring non-english speaking camera operators

    • @oshun459
      @oshun459 4 года назад +1

      @Beeblebrox One that sounds very sarcastic but thanks aha

    • @OCCapitalPartners
      @OCCapitalPartners 4 года назад +6

      Oshun That’s actually a brilliant idea, no sarcasm

    • @crimson7151
      @crimson7151 4 года назад +2

      Oshun you should be more sarcastic

  • @alejandropulgarcambra
    @alejandropulgarcambra 2 месяца назад +1

    What a polite and kind person Ron is. God bless him.

  • @djittla007
    @djittla007 9 месяцев назад +2

    He's so funny....I grow up watching Ali G... I wish he would bring it back

  • @dallasdandigitalproduction393
    @dallasdandigitalproduction393 7 лет назад +190

    "4 Outta 5 die.One outta 5, Jah bless, keep goin. Keepin it strong" lolol

  • @tcatl2603
    @tcatl2603 3 года назад +201

    "I could give you a quick answer and say you're stupid"
    That caught Sacha off guard, lol

    • @ArshadKhazi
      @ArshadKhazi 3 года назад +37

      "That's the beginning of truth"....That doctor is a savage!

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper 3 года назад +10

      Very unprofessional

    • @authorbhattacharjee4957
      @authorbhattacharjee4957 3 года назад +3

      @@Happy_Shopper
      No I think he was just being honest

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper 3 года назад +31

      @@authorbhattacharjee4957 he's clearly not smart enough to realise he's trolling so I'm not sure who is smarter

    • @faSkunK66
      @faSkunK66 3 года назад +10

      The doctor has 0 sense of humor, thats the problem.

  • @rebecca_stone
    @rebecca_stone 5 месяцев назад

    Genius! How does he not break character and how does the crew hold it together!

  • @DarrenSaw
    @DarrenSaw 15 дней назад

    Priceless, I'd forgotten how funny this was. Practically everyone speaks like Ali now, aiiii.

  • @khayambatha5459
    @khayambatha5459 3 года назад +227

    “I didn’t realise you was a playa hater, I’d like to get a second opinion on that”😭😭😭.

  • @brido88
    @brido88 3 года назад +218

    "Drove the bus better than he ever did." LOL

  • @mattlynch8620
    @mattlynch8620 7 месяцев назад +2

    Back in college I was very into Discordianism. I spent an afternoon preaching to a bush. No one asked me what I was doing. So sad. I was looking forward to telling someone speaking to someone who wouldn’t interrupt me.

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 2 года назад +5

    “I’m so offended by what you’re saying… even though I can’t even try to hold my laughter in” haha 😂

  • @bigguy1576
    @bigguy1576 8 лет назад +589

    "Well my cat was a human being."

    • @Haris007
      @Haris007  5 лет назад +9

      That actually may be the truth.

    • @Captainrave
      @Captainrave 3 года назад +3

      It had human feelings 😂

    • @dash3750
      @dash3750 3 года назад +2

      the doctor is such a dick; cats do have feelings.

  • @Mattnozz
    @Mattnozz 8 лет назад +244

    this guy is a genius

  • @craigbarton895
    @craigbarton895 8 месяцев назад +5

    “Is there a chemical inside it that makes you dance like a bellend”😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @alainlalonde
    @alainlalonde 7 месяцев назад

    The tree... I can't .... lol What a good vibe...

  • @himdotcom
    @himdotcom 7 лет назад +275

    Cohen kills me every time. Sometimes it's hard to watch because people don't see the satire when it's coming.

    • @mrlozmoore
      @mrlozmoore 7 лет назад +17

      lol!! "me dong bone can grow 2 inches, i got 11 bitches that can give you written evidence"

    • @russelldingle4096
      @russelldingle4096 7 лет назад +1

      Adam Lacy satire, nice!

  • @tomfitzgerald4760
    @tomfitzgerald4760 3 года назад +462

    The ATF guys are so nice and patient.

    • @lukasnielsen9767
      @lukasnielsen9767 3 года назад

      ̵̡̨̧̠̥̺̣̘̙̼̤̹͔͍͈̱̳͖̭͂͂͛̊̍͗́̂͒̏̒̈͊͜ͅs̶̡͚͇͎̤͙̖̼͖̮͔̬̋͆͗͜ḁ̷̡̘̟̲̫͔͚̺̝͕̳̝͇̭͔͎͂̽͋͒̓̌̀̄̂͑̇̓̐͋͌̀̄̀͘̚̕͘̚ ̵̛̪̤̯͖̖͔̬̙̞͕̼̩͈̭̙̓͛̀͂̀̆̈́͛͐̾̄͝͝u̶̧̜͎̖̖͈̜̦̰͕̞̝̙̠̺̹͈̼̩̒̑͜b̶̨̖̦͚͈͚̳͚̠̘̝̝̟̭̘͓͈̝͇̞͈́̆̓͑̂̈́̈͂͌͜͝͝ä̸̢̡̰̲̤̙̥̜̼̻͍̯̬̬͔̞͔̘͙̜͎͙͖̙̳́͐̋͗̀̅̑̾̒̍́̽͒̍͌͆̏́̀́̿͜͜͠͠͠n̴̢̡̗̪͙̫̯̖̥͇̫̱̱̱̹̮͌͂̆͜ ̴̢̡̛̪̗̳͙̹̠̼̭̲̺̪̜͉̘̦͇̭̅̉̃̌͑͒͗͆̏̎͐͒̔̑͋̀̋͐͘̕͝ͅơ̴̟͕̠̽́̐͑̃͋̋̑͗̊̽̏̆̋͗͛̎̈̈́̓̕̚͝ ̴̡̨̛͓͕͚̣̩̝͕̬̪̥͓͔̗̤̤̤̻̄̔̀͋̑̊̈́͗́̓́͒̔̾̈́̃͊̅̚͜͝͝͠k̶̨̡͕͚̥̟̙̱̟̥̩͖̖̤̦̝̖̭̳̓̐̓̋͆͂̊͋̂̀̊̉̊̈̔͋̾͜ą̶͙͕̔̄p̸̖̺͎̫̪̟̭̹̤̿̀͒́̆̆͌̒͋̆͗̉́̆͋̇͆̆͂̉̌͝ͅͅų̶̢̨̫͎̜̹̥̞̮̠̩̇̀̍́̋̅̏̃͐̌͛̂̑̍̌̑̀̃̽̐̀͋̏̅̌͝t̷̨͒̄̿̏̄͂͋̓̚̚̕͝p̶̡͉̜̙͇̮̲̱͌͐́͌̄̃͑̓̕͝a̶̢̜̻͓̘͙̣̪̞͕̦̣̤̯̠̗̻̜͇͚̎̓̌́̃̇̈́͗͆̈́̊̇͑͋́̈́͊͜͜g̷̡̝̩̭̻̳̞͍͇̙̲̯͎͖̞̙͖̞̓̑͌͆͐̍̓̾̃͆͜k̶̡̛͔̗̱̳̞̭̬̯͎̰͋̆̓͐̂̈́̽̓̈́̅̂̿̈͌̽̓̽͐͂̌̀̕͘ą̵̢̦̩̘̲̖̘̠̯̜̥̫̦̫̝͙̗͈̫̘̦̈́̈́̅͝͝ͅm̴̨̧̨̢̼̰̘̱͈͚̭̝̱̲̻͍̪̳̮̮̜͈̖̙̥̬̄̀̉̀̕͜ậ̴̠͙͙̠̖͈͚͕̯̹̖̬̭̫͔̥͊̌̕h̴̡̨̢̡̦͇̬͈͍̳͕̼̫̖̞̱̬͓͓̱͚̼͎̻̹͕̘͑͊͗̈̏̒̊́̋͑̈́̀̇͝ị̷͇̣̗̩̤̥͈̹̜̣̤̫̒l̴̢̡̛̤͖̳̦̰̲͕̬̦̖̂̎̑̈́̂̊͗̃̉͒͊͊̕̚͘ͅͅâ̶̡̨̤͓͉̠̹̘̞̱͍̦̮̹̣̬̱̮̠̅́y̶̡̼̗̖͇̼̓̓͛̍̕̚ͅo̸̬̩̰̻̊̃̂̽͐͋̋̊͂̀̓̃́̓̏͗͒͂̈́͘̚͝ņ̷͈̫̲̪͈͇̟͔̣̹̳̻͚̣̞̥͚̫̰̰͊̉̒͒̊̑̈̒̇̚ͅͅÿ̷̛͇̰̗̠͗̈͑̋̇̎͐̽̽̃̋̂̚ ̶̛͈̔̈͑̑̑̾͗̀̌́̏́̕̚p̴̢̛͖͍̻̤̩̜͓̹̘̩̺̫̬͇̼̺̩̰͔͉͇͉̼̭̈́͗̽͒̅͊̿͒̑͂̕̕͝a̵̢̧̢̡̛̱͓̺̥̬̯̞̰͉̗͕͍̱̠͇̳͎̳͕͍̺̟̋̈̓̽̾͋̇̇̎̀̒̇̈́̔̌͋͐͗̇̎̋͝͝g̶̨̡̧͓͇̞͎͎͍͕̤̦͈̮͕̀͋̐͗̇̿́̐̈́̆́́̂͑̀̈͒̿͒̈́̕̚̕͘̕͘̕b̷͇͉͈͖̂̓̾̓̍̐͐̊̇̿̂̒̎̈́̆̀̾̒̎̎̚̕a̶̧̢̨̟͍͇̤͇̜̖̖̱͎͚͉̥̲̗̰̓̒̄̇͜͝ͅt̷̥̟͈̗͚̙̥̰̠̲̣͖͚͚̤̑̑͆̅̏̋ͅi̴͚̖̪̺͍̻̱͇͈̻̮̥̓́̒͌͊̈̓̍̒͗̍̐̅̈́̽̏̀̋̂̋̽́͜͠͝,̴̨̧̘͍̩̹̯̩̱̖̖͈͙̣̟̲̞̼͔̩̦̹̤͈͈͊͆͊͊̈́͘͝ ̵̨̢̘̫̯̼̻̞͇̝̮͔̝͈͎͙͈̓ų̶̛̠̣̞͇̭̞͍͕̖͖̺̠̦͕͚̫͚̥͇͙̙̋̈́̔̔̋̍̀͗̋́͂̂͊̆̎̎̕͝ͅg̶̛̖̣̖̟̺̜̣͓̦̫̮͇̒́͐̈́̈́͛̋̉̂͐̅̎̿͊̑̄͛͝ ̸̛̯̥͈͇̞̜̣̠̝͓͙̖̠̲̖̞̗̰̠̫̏͆̀͛̀͊̽͂̅̓̆̓̀͗̾͆͗̂̍̍̿̎̊̇͠͠ú̶̧̖̜̞͈̳̥̹̤͚̮͔̬̞̗̗͈͎̃̿̊̓̐̇͒̇̅̓̾̈̀̑͆̔͐͗͂̈́̎̏̚̚͠b̶͕͓͈̩͚̜̥̱͇͖̗̹̯͔͓̮͓͉̻̌̊̍̇̀̋̑͊́́͐̃̉͂̑͘͝ͅá̷̻̮̮̹̩̖̤͉̟͔͔̳̳̏̒͐ͅͅn̷̘͎̱͈̟̣̘͖͉͖̯̘̗͓͔̗̩̿̎͊̅̽̓̈̾̄̓̀̆̅͊̂̔͛̿̍͐̓̎̽́͘͘͜͠ ̶̺͇̹̳͊̇̿̈́̉̒̾͒͆͛͋̏̚͘̕͝p̷̡̜̩͓̺̳̯͍̹͎̞̺̲͎̲̪̈̎̐̄̿͛͆͠ͅa̶̧̢̢̛̯̣͇̭̮̞̙̩̫͕̪̮̞̳̖̩͙͇̝͍̦̘͔͐̒̈́̑͐̅̌̍͛͠͝͝.̴̢̛̒͋͂͑͐̇̋̔ ̴̛̏̈̿̈́̒̎̇̒̄̌̾̓̓͛̈̾̕͘̕̕̚̕͜͝m̶̩̬̘̦̘̻̱̥͈̤̮͈̍̃͐́̄͌̏́̆͛̅̊̽̅̂̈͗͘͠͝͠ã̷̧̯͎̠͍͈̳͌̔̂̍͛̏̓͒̂͌͠h̸̰̝͇̮̼͚̟̤̭̜͔͈̱͈̠̤̙͎͎̳̥̭͔̮͓̃̃̓̆̈́͂͂̌͛̏̈́͊̒̾̈̾̽̏͘͜͝͝͝á̷̛̛͍̘̘̦̮̼̇̂̀͗͂̊̽̉̐͛̒̈́̉̿͠y̷̲̼̙̩̪̺̯̱̯̞̫̭̹͙͍̭͛̒͊̒̽̆̾̅̎͐͌̿͊͝ḷ̴̗͇̟̦̈͒̍͗̈́́̎̊͐̾̈́̈̌̄̐̈́̌͐̾͌͝͠͠͝ǒ̵̧̨̧̢̱̥͇͍͔͔͉̭͇͔͍̮͉̹̰̺ͅͅ.̵̭̭̩̤̄́̆͒̕͜͝͝ ̸̢͓̟̱̲̟̮̩͔̤̽̇̄̿̊̿̈̂̈́͌̄͆̈́̿͂͆͐̊̅̋̏̌͝2̶̨̨̧̨̮̠͖̊̂̍̓͛̎̑̆̕.̷̡͓̗͎̤̘̱͇̙̠̳̺͌̕͝ ̷̧̛̛̻̮̙͖̫̱͎̖̯̬̻̪̗̰͉̺̗̀̾̇̾̎͐͂̽̅̈̀͊̓̈̃̚̚̚͜͝͝ą̴̢̜͖̹̙͓͎͖̟͈͔͉̥͓̝͙̤͚̫̘͎̟̗̋̈́́̒͘͜

    • @abotdidthis1234
      @abotdidthis1234 2 года назад +6

      I think the second guy was onto the joke after he asked about sending a senior dog, good sport

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 2 года назад +12

      After Waco, they can't afford to not be

    • @yoursensei8837
      @yoursensei8837 2 года назад +6

      *Laughs in Ruby Ridge, Waco, and Operation Fast and Furious*

    • @vimalalwaysrocks
      @vimalalwaysrocks 2 года назад

      And so professional... he tried to answer all the questions patiently and truthfully

  • @dizzle1235
    @dizzle1235 7 месяцев назад

    "Your body is beautiful constructed"
    " thankyou" 😂😂

  • @jennahodge7726
    @jennahodge7726 Год назад +1

    Here to show my teen son how he sounds when he talks 😂 yet I’m still here he’s gone out 😂 bring back Ali G 👏