+Rup Tratin Yes, he actually does. When Ali G said he could put it on a spaceship it does sound like a cyberpunk sci-fi movie, which actually sounds a bit original, even if trashy.. and coming from an utter idiot, as far as the publisher was concerned. For 50 dollars I can get how the publisher would be curious to see how it would turn out.
It's funny, cause it sort of makes you look at the validity of sci-fi as a genre. Like what, just involving spaceships suddenly make it sci-fi? Unfortunately, it does. What does that say about sci-fi?
@@coraoso You can keep believing, that sci-fi is about that, but practically anything with spaceships is considered sci-fi nowadays. I don't invent the rules, but I tell it, how it is.
+Christopher Williams yeah, but he didn't knowwho he was and he actually offered 50 bucks for a ridiculous story that any of us could have made up........and Ali took it
@@jsuisdetrop its not a real word its slang so the spelling really really doesn't matter. you may find it in some online dictionary but you wouldn't find it in a real English dictionary (ill check if you want) and come on dude don't be that one guy who everyone hates online.
@@comedicsketches its not in a real English dictionary i have the 2018 oxford dictionary with me right now (had to find it) and i can promise you its not in there. and come on who gives a fuck about spelling online roflmao. also none of these "wiktionary, urban dictionary, google, etc." are English dictionaries and that was my whole point.
@@comedicsketches okay then so would you say that lol kek rofl and pmsl are real words? they do count as slang. Also i didn't address the other part of your comment because i read poonie as punani because i knew that's what he meant and i feel whoever is going through these comments will read it the same way. so there isnt 100% chance of getting it wrong now is there? and before you say i didn't say 100% chance, well 0% chance of correctly pronouncing it is the same as 100% chance of getting it wrong.
That was a good one! lol At the beginning, you can see only pure hate in the eyes of the publisher but it all changed when he understood the concept of his book...
OMG, like don't tell me you're one of those REPUBLICANS who thinks the earth is only 5,000 years old and that humans lived with dinosaurs. You really believe people couldn't read for millions of years??? I bet that you believe in dinosaurs, too???
+Dixon Micucci -Homo-sapiens have only been around for about 100,000 years. Shut the fuck up you uneducated, hate spewing, outdated meme profile pic having mongoloid.- Oops, read that last part and now can see how obvious it is. Man am I gullable
"The queen has a grenade up her pounani and I have 48 hours to get it out" "That's more of a thriller/espionage, I deal more in science fiction" "Alright, I'll set it on a spaceship"
“Why would president bush talk to you” “3 words: 5 thousand dollars.. cash” “that’s nothing” “alright 5 billion dollars cash” “where would you get that?” “That’s where you come in”
That book investment at the end is actually an insanely lucrative investment. If people knew Ali G (Cohen) wrote that book they would fucking eat that shit up regardless of whatever bullshit's in it. Even if it's blank people will buy it for gags.
The guy was really into the idea of the vibrating book! The thing is, there are people who would buy it. I love how he says "hmmm interesting" after it vibrates. It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm laughing out loud!
amazing ability in all his stuff to captivate people no matter how unsubstantial/silly/taboo the content of what he says is -- it's all in the conviction/seriousness of the tone of his voice!
Yes, British 'wigger' would be about right. Around the time Ali G emerged, in the late 90's these kind of guys were everywhere. He is hilarious even without this cultural reference, but as a guy who grew up in this time and place, I can tell you that this was the funniest thing ever in context. Everyone knew someone who was a bit like Ali G.
Ali: “Me asked one of the girls if her grandad was Arnold hitler the one with the small tachè” Lady: “Yeah I know who hitler is” I havnt laughed that hard in a while 🤣🤣
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"Where are you gonna get 5 billion dollars ? Thats where you comes in." LOL
Rydro no
Best part of the clip
This is BEST ALL TIME ALI G MOMENT!!! I DIED
Loved that!
🤣🤣🤣
Ali G: "I could set it on a spaceship."
sci-fi publisher: *has to seriously rethink his refusal*
+Rup Tratin
Yes, he actually does. When Ali G said he could put it on a spaceship it does sound like a cyberpunk sci-fi movie, which actually sounds a bit original, even if trashy.. and coming from an utter idiot, as far as the publisher was concerned. For 50 dollars I can get how the publisher would be curious to see how it would turn out.
This shit was fucking brilliant comeback from Ali
He wasn’t rethinking his refusal.. he was thinking of a polite way of how to deal with an idiot while on camera
It's funny, cause it sort of makes you look at the validity of sci-fi as a genre. Like what, just involving spaceships suddenly make it sci-fi? Unfortunately, it does. What does that say about sci-fi?
@@coraoso You can keep believing, that sci-fi is about that, but practically anything with spaceships is considered sci-fi nowadays. I don't invent the rules, but I tell it, how it is.
She sees the lifeguard.
She look at his face, nice,
She look at his bling, nice,
She look at his dong, very nice,
*brrrrrrrrrr*
The bling part always gets me lmao
@@Olav3D love you mate you got a lot of subs
he almost broke character when offered the $50 haha
lmao
+anubisdarren Yeah you can see that smile and him fighting to hold back laughter hahaha
+anubisdarren kills me everytime
the Jew came out
West Senkovec exactly
Those people don't know how much money they could have made. A $50 offer? A book written by Ali G would net thousands.
Hundreds, millions!
three words: ten million dollars cash
+Christopher Williams yeah, but he didn't knowwho he was and he actually offered 50 bucks for a ridiculous story that any of us could have made up........and Ali took it
Literally. Thousands of dollars.
Literally thousands of dollars
Did Ali G predict 50 shades of grey
+Cesar Perez "This is written from a man who has boned over six bitches, and nine if you include fingers and thumbs."
he's speaking from the future, is becoming pretty evident by now
he's speaking from the future, is becoming pretty evident by now
and The Crown
It be nice if they included the vibrator more money for the freaky lady's pages telling you when to turn it on
My favorite part was when the guy just pauses and decides not to argue what the definition of an autobiography is
Right but he then chooses to debate why Bush would even bother listening to him which is just another losing battle
Lots of autobiographies are written by ghost-writers, so although it sounds dim-witted at first, it's actually not.
if he made an audiobook I would buy it
+turbominator Mate, I've been downloading the audio of his interviews, I listen to them on the way to work they cheer me up!
+turbominator lol can you not read?
CptCanada he can but it wouldn't be as good as Ali's reading
***** Hi Charlize
***** Ah good point I didn't think about that.
He just improvised that he'd set it on a spaceship and he got $50 dollars. He's a genius.
9 If you include fingers and thumbs
great comment! thumps up!
XhaLeSWE thumps!!! I remember those days!!!!
@@XhaLeSWE more like thumbs in
@@XhaLeSWE great reply! thumps up!
He almost cracks when the guy offers him 50$ for the book idea
Yeah he never thought that they would give him any money on that bullshit 😂
Haha, the Lord of The Rings bit: "Literally, thousands of dollars."
Dude thats the funniest scene in the world ive been looking for it for ages
publisher: now where's the bomb been hidden?
sacha: in her poonie.
publisher: that's more of a thriller-espionage
LOL
*punani
@@jsuisdetrop its not a real word its slang so the spelling really really doesn't matter. you may find it in some online dictionary but you wouldn't find it in a real English dictionary (ill check if you want)
and come on dude don't be that one guy who everyone hates online.
@@comedicsketches its not in a real English dictionary i have the 2018 oxford dictionary with me right now (had to find it) and i can promise you its not in there.
and come on who gives a fuck about spelling online roflmao. also none of these "wiktionary, urban dictionary, google, etc." are English dictionaries and that was my whole point.
@@comedicsketches okay then so would you say that lol kek rofl and pmsl are real words? they do count as slang. Also i didn't address the other part of your comment because i read poonie as punani because i knew that's what he meant and i feel whoever is going through these comments will read it the same way. so there isnt 100% chance of getting it wrong now is there? and before you say i didn't say 100% chance, well 0% chance of correctly pronouncing it is the same as 100% chance of getting it wrong.
@@comedicsketches tbh im just trolling i hate spelling nazi's xD but you dont deserve the troll the other guy did xD
I love how the first guy starts off disappointed but by the end he's laughing along
i dont think he's disappointed, he just means business. Eventually he realizes this is just some funny ass shit.
Vibrates book.... "interesting"...dayumm lol
That guy kinda likes the idea, straight OG
He's a genius
That was a good one! lol
At the beginning, you can see only pure hate in the eyes of the publisher but it all changed when he understood the concept of his book...
I was literally crying from laughter
lol, he went from complete disdain to mild interest at that point.
"she look at his dong. Very Nice" xD hhahahaha
and he look at her bush
people has been reading books for millions of years x'D
+Martin Garcia Arvidson but due to new tekmology they is now writting them as well xD
+Martin Garcia Arvidson but due to new tekmology they is now writting them as well xD
OMG, like don't tell me you're one of those REPUBLICANS who thinks the earth is only 5,000 years old and that humans lived with dinosaurs. You really believe people couldn't read for millions of years??? I bet that you believe in dinosaurs, too???
+Dixon Micucci -Homo-sapiens have only been around for about 100,000 years. Shut the fuck up you uneducated, hate spewing, outdated meme profile pic having mongoloid.-
Oops, read that last part and now can see how obvious it is. Man am I gullable
+Furry Well his sarcasm sure went over your head.
4:15 I love how this guy enjoys Ali G's ridiculousness.
I was thinking the same thing. Almost thinking he's catching on, but I'm NOT quite sure. lol
you can watch him just barely contain himself at 'what saddam hussein's cock must look like'
ali g just reading him a story xDD
He looks so cool
" A Kiss On the Lips,
Not those ones you dirty devil"
I love the first guy ..he just looked at Ali G & smiled
I love you too
20 years on and this is still legendary.
"Me husband is the most powerfulest man in the whole world probably." LMAO
I think Sacha was supressing a laugh when that guy actually offered to sign him up for $50. LOL
@@KrwiomoczBogurodzicy I'm confused, what aspect of Jews did the smile signify?
@@FlyingUnosaur?
Are you living on the same planet as I am?
ruclips.net/video/Q4PC8Luqiws/видео.html
@@FlyingUnosaur Have you never come across jew-haters on RUclips before? They are very common here.
@@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277 Rightfully so.
Oh, you're one of them!
No matter how hard I laugh, it still doesnt enough justice to the jokes
This might actually be the funniest dude of all time.
No you're the funniest dude of all time with that username
"The queen has a grenade up her pounani and I have 48 hours to get it out"
"That's more of a thriller/espionage, I deal more in science fiction"
"Alright, I'll set it on a spaceship"
Yes we all watched the same video you did
"Where are you going to get 5 billion dollars"
"That's where you come in"
LOL
"You gonna write his biography?"
"Autobiography."
"Well, ok."
EPIC!!!
+nightrockerdj it makes sense though, he'd do it in first person as though he was bush
epic win TROLOLOLOL
4:50 Publisher: You're gonna write his biography?
Ali G: Autobiography
Guy: [Rubs his nose in frustration and gives up] Well yeah okay
Lmao 😂😂😂
A Kiss on the Lips, the spiritual predecessor to Fifty Shades of Grey.
At the very end of the video, his timing is perfect when he eventually says he'll take it. Sacha Baron Cohen has some brilliant moments.
$50 should buy him enough chicken McNuggets to get his car back.
+empire I luv ya
lol yes!!!!!
LOL so true, empire!
heuhuehueuhue
This is one of the best Ali G segments EVA
“Why would president bush talk to you”
“3 words: 5 thousand dollars.. cash”
“that’s nothing”
“alright 5 billion dollars cash”
“where would you get that?”
“That’s where you come in”
George Belmonte Yeah,we all fuckin heard.
5000? too low that's unrealistic.
Betrer go 5,000,000,000.
The hidden laugh before he said "I'll take it" really killed me lmao
Im sure someone mentioned this but i like the little Borat nod with the vibrating book and him saying "very nice"
"People have being reading books for millions of years"
Ali Jose 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
I do primarily science fiction, "alright well, i could set it on a space ship" HAHAHAHA!!!
That book investment at the end is actually an insanely lucrative investment. If people knew Ali G (Cohen) wrote that book they would fucking eat that shit up regardless of whatever bullshit's in it. Even if it's blank people will buy it for gags.
So, Ali G came up with the snuke before South Park did...
sirchaox1224 yes
Not those ones you dirty devil normal ones ROFL :D
he rly did look like a dirty devil tho
The guy was really into the idea of the vibrating book! The thing is, there are people who would buy it.
I love how he says "hmmm interesting" after it vibrates.
It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm laughing out loud!
This is pure class how does he keep a straight face 🤣
LMAO, looks like he nearly breaks character at 5:30 when the guy actually gives him an offer
He DID break character ... listen to the accent on "I'll take it." That's not Ali G.
The smirk, THE SMIRK
The pause in reading for book vibration gets me every time
I'll take it :D:D:D He definately did not expect that :D
"Well i will just put it in a spaceship then...?" ROFL!!!:-D
"I'll take it.", The funniest thing I've seen in years! "I cannot f..ing believe it" that this guy is offering me money for this! Great.
I can't belive this man ... im crying with laughter ...
I never saw Ali G breaking the character and smiling while the interviewee is dead serious with his $50 offer ROFL
He's done it many times. one that comes to mind is when he was selling the hoverboard.
you haven't seen enough of his videos, he breaks in some of them
I love the blank stare from the first book publisher, its so funny
This book not only stimulates the mind, but also the punani
Not even 5 seconds in and I'm already laughing. Honestly one of the best actors of all time
A kiss on da lips.
Not those lips you dirty devil!
That publisher was buyin the vibratin book AG was sellin. Dude loved it "the dirty devil" 😂😂😂
"She look at his face...nice.."
"She look at his bling..nice.."
"She look at his dong...very nice.."
VIBRATE!
*bvrrr(
Vibrating book lmaooo
the guy listening to his romance novel was getting progressively more amused
3:10 Omg “very nice” pre Borat, how did you all miss that?!
Ali G, Borat, and Bruno were all characters on the same show at the same time
“I’ve got 3 words for you: Five. Thousand. Dollars. Cash.
The first guy is having the time of his life, laying back with a smile on his face. Says "interesting" with amused eyes. 😂
that was superb, probably one of his funniest interviews!
This is my favourite video on RUclips
That guys whole character changed once sascha showed him that the book vibrates😂😂
amazing ability in all his stuff to captivate people no matter how unsubstantial/silly/taboo the content of what he says is -- it's all in the conviction/seriousness of the tone of his voice!
here in 2023, this man's improvisation skills are unmatched
Yes, British 'wigger' would be about right. Around the time Ali G emerged, in the late 90's these kind of guys were everywhere. He is hilarious even without this cultural reference, but as a guy who grew up in this time and place, I can tell you that this was the funniest thing ever in context. Everyone knew someone who was a bit like Ali G.
1:01 that got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂
Spaceship espionage thriller sounds like a genuinely good genre mix
2:42 I like to hear the rest of that story.
“It vibrate” 🤣🤣🤣
Everytime that vibrator went off I started crying laughter, got me every time XD
Right!!
The first 10 seconds are already legendary
The publisher at 04:32 is loving it 😂😂😂
The 50 dollars, even made ali g smirk.
hahah i can set it on a spaceship
+astroboirap he was speechless after that. So funny.
The first guy was too petrified to even speak lmao!
4:23 😂😂😂 I love how the guy is loving it
I love it when he says "Well what if i put it on a space ship?" and the guy is lost for words.
So when does the book based on Lord of the Rings come out? I bet it would make literally thousands of dollars.
“People have been reading for millions of years” lol 😂 I’m 💀 😅
i love how at 4:14 that dude just sits there and enjoys the show
That second guy lost it when said “what if it was on a spaceship?”
"Alright, I can set it on a spaceship!" The guy is speechless..
The vibrating book.....genius
10 years ago ? RUclips is getting old
No, you is old.
Hahaha the smile on him at the end
"some terrorists hide a grenade in the queen's punani"
... "i do primarily science fiction"
I laughed my ass off from start to finish!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
'millions of years' hahaha
Haha he's so hilarious. I wish he would come out with new episodes.
the first guy is having a blast lol
"I'm going to write a book version of Lord of the Rings."
She look at his face… Nice
She look at his bling… Nice
She look at his dong… Very Nice
Brbrbrrrbrbbrbrrrr
Anyone know where to find a copy of the Punani Space Grenade he wrote for that fifty quid?
Goddamn, this is where South Park got the idea for the episode "The Snuke"!!!
alot of releases took from Ali g.
2:36 “i’ve never heard of anything like this”😂😂
comments never talk about the funniest shit
this is one of my favourites
Lmao I've never laughed so hard outloud at a video as I have watching these Ali G vids.
The vibrating is so funny
Ali: “Me asked one of the girls if her grandad was Arnold hitler the one with the small tachè”
Lady: “Yeah I know who hitler is”
I havnt laughed that hard in a while 🤣🤣