Honestly, there may not have been a wife. The insistence on cash, quickness to anger, irritability, and lack of reason are all telltale signs of certain drug users. He sounds coked off his ass.
@Kayenne54 I have a friend that is part of the Klingon Fleet, they go to conventions & run a charity drive where you can put your friends in jail for whatever charges you make up & the Klingons will come 'arrest' you. He's also part of BarFleet, where I met him. I texted him & asked for help with the translation, he's one the that directed me to the translation website. I've used it since, so it was a useful recommendation.
Hehe. Scaring thieves is ok. Although personally this is why I like keeping a ups box. It’s harder to steal from a porch when the item never goes to a porch to begin with. 😉
@@giraffegiraffe8702 I didn't even know porch drop of deliveries was a thing until I got exposed to US media😂 In my country, if it doesn't fit in the letter box/slot, it stays for pick-up at the nearest post/delivery service associate (usually corner store, grocery store or manned gas station)
I’m with you 100% on the last story. Press charges! Get them fired! Make their lives as difficult as possible! *_STOP. LETTING. THEM. GET. AWAY. WITH. IT._*
There was an update that got deleted, but preserved on best of redditor updates. He went to the tire shop. Eric actually approached op and apologized, and claimed he was going to go back to walmart to apologize as well. Dude was apparently having a rough time after a loss in the family and just lashed out. I think the repost can be found on secure-raspberry-763 submissions or searching best of redditor updates.
I don’t know this is a bit like the sword of Damocles and the psychological strain of him having to be on his best behaviour or lose his job sounds delicious to me
@@stuartwalker9597 Guys like that either don't see the sword or think they've got some kind of magic plot armor. It's only when the sword has them impaled to the ground that they realize it's real and then they think they've been victimized somehow for it.
Eric is so stupid forgetting that Walmart has those things called security cameras. Spin a tale as tall as you want Eric, but the truth and evidence will always win out.
yea... no. the amount of employees ive had to sit in on to watch them get fired over customer lies... corporations only care to keep customers. especially when they know the kids they hire are too poor to fight back
@@gorilladisco9108technically it was a hostage situation since the OP was stuck behind the counter... I know it doesn't really count as one, but let's be honest, I wouldn't want to risk going anywhere, either...
@@lapetitemorte6307 okay? but i don't mind the video getting clicks. nor do i mind embellished stories being told as long as they're entertaining. it's like campfire stories, no one cares if it's embellished as long as it keeps the spirits up.
@baraka629 So, I'm curious... I'm genuinely curious about this every single time someone posts 'this is fake' on a story, bc it's usually for the weirdest reasons... why even post that? You weren't there, you weren't involved, why is it so important to insist everything that ever happened is fake? Weird crap happens all the time, the world is full of random circumstances & odd things. I mean, I've seen someone insist a post was fake based purely on a part where a 6yo tried to take a Christmas present away from another 6yo. So what is the point of commenting multiple times that something's fake when you have no possible way of even knowing that? Is it bc if it didn't happen to you, it couldn't happen to anyone? Is it bc it involves things or beliefs that you don't understand or ascribe to, therefore no one believes those things bc you personally don't? Is it purely for the likes/ karma/ clicks/ attention/ whatever & you don't genuinely believe it's fake?
Story 1: Calling the police demanding to arrest OP then telling them not to come is just asking the police to arrested him because police will assume he insane and a threat to everyone around him.
Don’t know which made him look more stupid. Thinking he can undo a 911 call for police in progress or that telling it to officers on scene will undo his arrest? Also he is insane.
@@acgearsandarms1343 It sounds more like the onset of dementia and not something you'd call insanity; but a medical diagnosis requiring understanding and patience.
Story 3: I've seen almost the same thing when I worked a walmart. But the shop owner was there to see how the guy was acting. And told him not to bother to show back to work. That the way he acted reflected badly on the shop.
Final Story - I love it when people use entitled people’s own words against them. And I REALLY hope that OP decides to make good on his word and show up at Eric’s workplace and has a chat with his boss. I would.
He actually did! There's an update on Reddit saying that when he showed up, Eric folded like a deck of cards and apologized to both OP and the Walmart workers.
@@heidiv.zibrandtsen1838Too little, too late for that guy in my opinion. Apologies only matter if you mean it, not under threat. Plus he blew up his chance in the store to begin with. He told the OP and the worker to F off.
@@Cassiopea525 No, not an excuse. Racial insinuations, name calling, lying. Even at the worst of times, I don't know anyone who would do something like that. I've lost two very close sibs, one parent, two in-law parents, and we didn't come close to any of that. No, he was an asshat who had anger problems and decided to take out that anger at someone who didn't deserve it.
Story 1 - For the record if someone calls 911 and the call either drops or you hang up on them they will send officers to where the call came from regardless in case the person who called is being attacked or something happened. So the guy was a total moron for 1. calling 911 over a stupid gift card and 2. For thinking that calling 911 back and ‘canceling them’ was going to turn out good for him.
I got a police visit once after having telephone problems and I was trying to fix it. I never called "911", but the system activated when the phone made and broke contact, the idea being that it might be someone in trouble.
The call centres that answer 911 calls (and similar) often have more information available to them than the typical caller display service available on regular phones. This can include the number called from even if would normally be hidden, and also location.
I have accidentally called 911 a couple of times while half asleep (apparently if you hit the side buttons on an iPhone a certain way, it issues an Emergency call to them). Both times, even though I hung up before the call connected, I got a callback from a 911 operator asking me if I needed help, was I safe, etc. Kudos on them for verifying my safety. I am glad that they take every call seriously because you never know if it might be a domestic abuse situation and someone is stopping another person who does need help.
@@PurpleSunset82 Thank you. She's an amazing artist, even though I'm absolutely biased. 😀 I'm more into miniatures & step by step crafts with some modding. This was a perfect collaboration between us.
Those things can act as caltrops. Why do you think parents keep telling their kids to put their toys away? The only thing I can come up with that would be worse than stepping on a LEGO is stepping on a four-sided die, or a thumb tack.
After the LEGO, they hit the corner of the coffee table & scared the dog into uncontrolled chaos! Running, barking, howling & screaming from the dawned LEGO stomper😂!!! Waking up the whole house & neighborhood, causing 911 calls from many😊!!!
Darkfluff, you need to play the long game on the last story. OP has it right: Smile at him, ask to see his manager, and if you are talking with the manager alone, spin the fancy nice tale and have the manager call him in to verify it. Eric is probably going to walk in with a "Whatever this jerk told you is a lie" attitude, which will spark some really interesting followup...
There was actually an update to that story. I saw it on Best of Redditor Updates. Dude apologized to OP when he showed up and said he was going to go back to walmart to apologize as well. Apparently he was just having a bad time because of a recent loss in the family. Not surprised most missed it as it was deleted, but can be found on secure-raspberry-763 repost to best of redditor updates, including the photo proof of the dude being in a tire shop.
There was actually a followup a week or so ago. Long story short, Eric talked with OP when he showed up at store open, made what seemed like a heartfelt apology (as in admitting fault and knowing what he did was bs). He said he was actually intending to try to catch the employee on his break to apologize to her as well. But Walmart already talked to the boss, who walked in like a half hour later after Eric did (but early for his own time), and talked to Eric in the office. Op left not knowing what the end result was, and kinda felt bad for him.
Story 2: As someone who is interested in the occult, witchcraft, paganism, and is actively making my own conlang, OP is my freaking hero. May all package theives step on legos barefoot.
The OP really should have put a hidden camera in inside the doll... Both to figure out who did it and for people to share the dude's reaction when opening the box 🤣
@@KaneLivesInDeath stolen property. Karen could not even have complained for the video being taken in their home.... That would have been poetic justice.
Story 1: Making a second call to 911 and telling them to disregard the emergency call you just made is ADMITTING to misuse of emergency services. No way in the Nine Circles of Hell were the cops going to let THAT go. He dug his own grave. Story 2: What bothers me is that it was known for porch pirates to follow the mail truck and pounce. Since messing with the mail is a serious felony, why weren't more protective measures put in place? Story 3: I work retail, and our store does sell alcohol. BUT we have a separate register in that area, and all alcohol, and only alcohol, MUST be purchased right there. There are signs posted, and the main registers are programed to reject it. We also don't start selling it until 9am, so if any customers have it it means they either walked under or undid one of the ropes to do so. And yes, we get people who try to steal, and have to confront people who make it to the front and have no visible evidence that it was purchased. Seriously, the stories I could tell would fill a week's worth of Fluff's episodes.
I asked that too. Apparently they usually did this in groups of 2-3 people & one carrier who tried to prevent it was beat up pretty badly & almost run over. The local PO instituted a policy of no contact when they saw it happen, under the assumption that the people who didn't get their mail would report it & get whatever they lost replaced.
About the mail thing, it's only a federal crime if it was delivered by USPS. If it's Amazon, UPS, or Fedex, it's only a federal crime when they steal over a certain amount of $'s worth of products in those cases.
Incidents like the last story continue to baffle me. I'm already confused why so many people seem eager to destroy another's life by making stuff up, especially over things the person doesn't control. It baffles me still further that they'll do this kind of stuff in uniform. Like destroying one person's life isn't enough, they have to drag their job and all those employees into it.
Thanks, I try. 😈 People have suggested we start up a business around this & kiddo is down to do the customization. We're going out to look for dolls later this week.
I’ve heard about making a dummy package with dog poop and poopy diapers but that cursed doll was golden. I’m probably going to try it someday just for laughs.
First story: This is so far the biggest case of absolute self importance I've ever heard. I can't believe he thought he could boss anyone around without consequences.
Sounds more like he's struggling with the early onset of dementia and when that is developing people will become confused and agitated very easily. They get a notion in their minds and they can't unravel it. There is really nothing you can do for a person developing dementia, but be patient, understanding and wait it out. The police would likely get his ID and either contact his family, or take him to the hospital for care until they can reach his family.
Perfectly justified. Stepping on metal jacks is even worse but kids don’t really play with those anymore. Flatulent ghosts, stepping on Legos or marinara sauce never clinging to pasta would all be perfectly apt and justified for porch piracy 😂
@@GAMEPRODELTA i saw this reddit story person put shrimp tails and other fishy stuff hidden around a house they were kicked out of. Put it in curtain rods n other hidden hard to get to areas….yeah they had issues with people staying there. Thats what these pirates deserve in their cars and where they live 😂
Gift card story: You did well staying calm and collected during all that OP. At least the idiot didn't get violent, but I doubt it would have taken much for him to have gone that way either. I'm betting your phone ringing off the hook was 9-1-1 calling back, trying to get more info as to what was happening and hoping to speak to you. Most systems anymore when you dial them, shows your number on their screen and depending on the system may even give your address (land line) or gps location. I wonder if the gift card was stolen? Porch pirate story: As The Batman says: Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious bunch. Given they likely didn't have a clue as to what any of those scripts and symbols were/meant, it probably did scare the heck out of them. The only one they likely recognized was the pentacle. Eric vs Walmart story: Truthfully OP, I'd be telling John EXACTLY what happened.
The pentacle is one of the oldest symbols known to mankind. What I would consider hilarious is to add crude drawings of goats with candles on their heads.
No wonder the cops locked down the mall. Cause when you call 911 and say 'don't bother sending the cops, i took care of it', he's lucky it wasn't the S.W.A.T. team that showed up.
I irritated a telemarketer to the point that he said he put a curse on me. I told him that if can put a curse on me, I can return the favor and put one on him. His didn't work, since it was a death curse within 4 days. That was over a year ago. I don't know if mine worked or not. He never called back.
That's hilarious. How did you do it? I usually try to sell them a house that recent murders occurred in... murders that haven't been discovered yet. Or I tell them I'm lost in the mountains & didn't know my phone had signal & thank the gods they got through & if I'm surrounded please tell them to come out of hiding bc I'm so thirsty & hungry bc it's been 3 days & why are they hiding I just want to go home why wouldn't they just rescue me? That guy sounded so ashamed when he quietly said 'I'm sorry, nothing I said is true, I hope someone finds you.' before he hung up.
@@lancerevell5979I was born in 1962. "Ageist" is a word I don't usw. Because it's dumb. It is a sign of how self absorbed milkennials qnd boomers are that rhey think they invented the Generation Gap. Hell, even Socrates conplained about "the young people", it's not new.
I wish I'd included some sort of geotracker with the doll. Gets returned - shows up on their porch the next morning, taken to the dump - guess who's sitting in your drivers seat that night when you leave the bar, driven to the next town over - now she's hanging from a noose outside your 2nd floor bathroom window at 3am.....
@@lapetitemorte6307 that is a genius idea, and if they frantically bang on the door asking for help to break the curse to say "put all of the seals back on, but that will only weaken the curse. the only way to make sure it doesn't return you also have to bury it on hallowed ground" oh and bonus points doing so while wearing priest's garb
That first story is unsettling. OP did the right thing the entire time: She kept cool and polite, she got police involved (and in a very clever way!), she got the guy to stay where police could find him, and she didn't endanger herself any more than necessary by going to retrieve the phone. I feel bad for the callers, but I'm sure they'll manage. I wonder if one was his wife...
My cousin (a prankster) sent me a package at sleep-away camp. It was a creepy baby doll a lot like in story 2, just in an empty box. Without thinking I held it up, trying to figure it out (she didn’t put a return address so I had no idea who sent it). Apparently creepy dolls freak a lot of people out - I’ve never heard a sound like a cabin of synchronized screams since 😂 Whoops
I have heard of people using old Amazon boxes for their kitty litter boxes and when they are full, they tape them up and put them in their front porch..
Story 1: The proof that the dude wasn't firing on all cylinders is that he didn't just use the gift card to buy something and then come back and get a refund in an hour or two. Story 2: I bet that the daughter is never going to have a package stolen again. The thieves have probably put every bit of bad luck they've had since, down to that "curse". Story 3: Oh, Eric needs to be fired. OP's being nice but Eric needs to go before he pisses off a customer and gets the business sued.
There was an update on the last story that got deleted, but preserved on best of redditor updates. He went to the tire shop. Eric actually approached op and apologized, and claimed he was going to go back to walmart to apologize as well. Dude was apparently having a rough time after a loss in the family and just lashed out. I think the repost can be found on secure-raspberry-763 submissions or searching best of redditor updates.
Story 1 I am betting he took the card either against her will or without her knowledge because he felt entitled to her gift for whatever he wanted. The way he spoke to OP and the 911 operator tells me he feels women are beneath him, and I suspect he felt the same about a gift to his wife- that it should have been his for his hobby or addiction or whatever.
I'm speculation the giftcard was given by man, to his wife, the total was maybe originally $100, but she had an accident, or got sick, passed away, and since she didn't use all of it just decided to get the left over back as cash, but maybe had this conversation about it with himself and convinced himself it was with someone else. The reason he got so angry and loud is because he thought the convincing conversation was with op.
Last story. It would have been funny if Eric went to John after OP left and said “don’t listen to that jerk, everything he said about me was a lie. I didn’t do anything” 😂
Oh yeah, and pagans routinely salt the outside of a door and window to keep things out that don't need to come in. A lot of different churches (especially Catholics) use a tiny bit of salt with the prayers over holy water as a cleanser.
Story 2 - Woooow… Talk about ‘If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing’. I love it! OP’s mom or dad should’ve also used watered down red paint or corn syrup and red coloring to really bump up the ‘Cursed item’ feel.
OH MY GOD SALT that's one of the oldest thing about repelling ghost myth I've ever heard from the Westerners, as ab Asian Buddhist I know right away that the salt must be for this situation but never thought I would hear the story of it
Several religions use salt like that. Voodoo does, many of the pagan religions. The moment I heard that, my husband and I laughed, someone was VERY afraid of that box.
The second story was great. I eat curses for energy work, i dont promote bc obvious reasons. They did an amazing job😂 when i usually offer to cleanse the curses i get odd looks or polite declines. Never have i ever thought 2 cases of salt drowning a cursed object😂😂
Story 1: He's gonna be out more than the $50 he couldn't get off the card. Hope that was worth it. Story 2: The lego curse is timeless. If shag carpet still existed in house on the regular I'd say may they be cursed to step on jacks in the dark of the night. Metal ones just puncture your foot (and maybe rusted at this point), but the plastic ones just shatter causing much more damage. Sans Tetanus. I have no patience for porch pirates and they deserve whatever karmic justice comes their way. Oh and I hope they get caught because tampering/stealing mail is a federal offense. And if the package holds medication... well there's a drug charge attached to that too now. Story 3: ALWAYS be on your best behavior when you are in uniform, even off the clock. Companies don't take kindly to employees who tarnish their name because you decided to be a crazy Karen. Also, even out of uniform don't be an aggressive asshat to employees. They don't get paid enough to deal with your entitled bs. It's funny how asking NICELY gets results quicker than screaming at everyone, maybe the Karen's should try it sometime.
Story 3 has an update in Best of Redditor updates where the dude apologizes and seems to genuinely feel bad. Says he had a recent loss in the family that had him in a rotten mood
@@Cassiopea525 Still doesn't excuse the action. Explains it yes, but does not give a free pass. He doesn't know if who he flipped out on was dealing with their own problems as well, and even if their life was all sunshine, still doesn't excuse the action. I'm glad he genuinely apologized later though.
So I usually don’t comment on these BUT story 2 has to be one of my most favorite stories EVER!!!! I listened to this story over and over again and it just made me laugh so hard every time that I think I peed a little. That was brilliant as brilliant as can be. And just imagining the looks on the porch thieves faces when they opened up that box with the doodles and all that jazz had to of been priceless. Too bad the mom didn’t put a small camera or something in the box with the doll just to see their faces when they realized that the doll had the spirit of a demon inside. And how could you not fall for that 🤣🤣🤣🤣. And the way the daughter got the doll back was beautiful. Swimming in salt. Will have to remember this if my family or friends are dealing with porch pirates. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and I really hope her curses came true and that the thieves took a goat as a companion and forever stepping on legos. That was the best story ever!!! Thank you OP for sharing your story and creativity. It was beautiful
@@Jedidiah_Martin_2But she does rock & can argue the merits of Star Trek vs. Star Wars with the best of them. I made her essentially as a movie prop from a bad 80's horror movie. That was my intent, anyway.
Story 1: Gift cards no longer expire in Canada (as of 2012), as it is now considered theft. If you pay money to a card, it MUST be acknowledged and doesn't just 'disappear'. You paid afterall. Even online sites like Steam cannot discredit Canadian Steam cards for the same reason.
The haunted doll one was funny. I had an issue with porch pirates too. One time I order a tea pot, some cozy socks, and some alternative feminine products (basically the most feminine and cheap package you think a cat lady or an old lady would get or what a grandmother would give). I was keeping track of the package and I thought I would be there when it would arrive. Well life happens and I wasn't around when the package should have arrived. I was upset but I joked to others I hoped the pirate was a coffee bro man. Well after that package was taken no one has bothered with taking anything anymore. I must have been right. Lol
Here's a story from my local Walmart. A woman and her fiance were grabbing a lot of items and they headed to the self checkout. The guy disappears while the woman bags her items and tries to leave without paying. A worker tells her she needs to pay as she raises her head in the air and walks out. Where the police apprehend her and her excuse to not being arrested for shoplifting was she was getting married the next day.
Last story: I’m wondering how Eric treats the POC customers who come in where he works. I hope OP tells John the entire story about what happened at Walmart. Karma’s a biatch!
The gift card, I don't think there even was a wife. Sounds like a tweeker found a gift card on the ground, or straight up stole, and wanted to try and get the balance as cash to go score some more drugs.
Doll story: i had a grandmother who had a habit of opening parcels that were sent to her that were meant for others. Mainly, if we order a birthday or Christmas present for someone from a catalogue (yes, I'm that old), we would send it to her house so they couldn't c it and she would do the same. The only problem is that she thought she could open the package even if it was not addressed to her because it came to her house. She could not keep a secret to save her life, so she spoilt a lot of surprises. This problem was solved though when my parents got me a very special birthday present. A c.d case that was made to look like a lifesize Egyptian carcofigas. When she opened that package, she apparently screamed the house down. She never opened a package again after that.
Oh man! I had to stop the video with Story #2 because I was laughing so hard I cried! It's a PERFECT "Stranger Things"/"The Conjuring" form of revenge!!! Actually, that would make a pretty good movie . . . hmm....
I actually watched the Puppet Master series & Poltergeist when I was making it. That clown doll scared the fuck out of me when I was a kid & saw Poltergeist the first time. I had one of those dolls & it was under my bed with one arm sticking out when I got home from Gramma's that night. I refused to go into my room until that thing was out of the house entirely. Years later when I was going through my Da's house after he died guess what I found in the attic? My cousin said he heard my scream of terror from the street. They were going to demolish the house so before I left I used a nail gun to nail that fucker to the central support in the attic. Wrapped it in duct tape after I ran out of nails just to make sure. That thing still haunts my dreams.
Story 1: if I had to guess the police can’t and wouldn’t do any thing over the situation, but thought OP wouldn’t know that. So he threatened but wasn’t prepared to be called on his bluff and was too stupid to back down. Which is why he was very vague on the phone. and after rethinking his strategy, that he could just cancel the police like they were pizza.
i would think the guy in the first story also got comunity service or a couple of months probation or something like that for the missuse of 911 with how many police that got sent there because of how he was accting.
story 3, OP you did the wrong thing, you should have told his manager EACTLY what happened, being nice like that wont get him to learn his lesson like you think, it will just make him think you dont have the balls to get him into trouble
4:01 I don’t believe this guy is a Karen regardless of how ridiculous the whole situation is you can clearly see his mentally ill. I hope he gets the help he needs and I’m sorry for the Customer Service person who had to deal with it because I also do believe that was terrifying.
Story 1: You can cancel a 911 call Fluff. It is possible to do that. My mom has done it before since falsely called the cops because she thought I was in someone's house for a fighting game tournament.
last story: OP should call John asap. eric could spin a tell....saying a jerk who claims to be friends with him...went on a horrible racist tirade, threatening to do horrible things and he (eric) stopped him and the guy promised to get his revenge. now IM sure John wont believe him but be careful
11:39 - The OP doesn't seem to understand that being a Nerd doesn't make you a Pagan... it just makes you a BIGGER nerd. (I AM A HUUUUUGE NERD..SO I KNOW ) , AND LED ZEPPELIN IS IN NO WAY "A HEAVY METAL BAND"
No, it doesn't, but I'm a huge nerd AND pagan. Hence the borrowing things from my altar supplies & knowing how to create believable sigils. Those two things are separate aspects of my life usually, but worked well together here. Ones faith doesn't usually inform one's hobbies. I also used symbols from Sepultura, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Craven Calls, Corrosion of Conformity, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Testament, etc. I went through some old Metal Edge mags I had from high school & copied/ modified any interesting looking symbols I found. It's just if you're into metal or rock Led Zepplin albums probably have the most recognizable nonsense symbols out there.
Regarding the gift card, the guy probably wanted the cash so he could keep it and tell his wife that the card had a zero balance.
That’s a good possibility, I mean why else would he continuously demand for cash from the gift card?
Either that or there is no wife and he just found or stole the gift card.
Honestly, there may not have been a wife. The insistence on cash, quickness to anger, irritability, and lack of reason are all telltale signs of certain drug users. He sounds coked off his ass.
@@fireroastedfireeither that or he's senile
At least in California stores have to pay out gift cards if the value is under $10.
The doll with its packaging sounds like art. Scaring the thieves was brilliant.
And you know what? It was more than likely some well-to-do Suburban punk who stole it.
By the time it was done, it was genuinely a cursed package. Klingon translator lol.
@Kayenne54 I have a friend that is part of the Klingon Fleet, they go to conventions & run a charity drive where you can put your friends in jail for whatever charges you make up & the Klingons will come 'arrest' you. He's also part of BarFleet, where I met him. I texted him & asked for help with the translation, he's one the that directed me to the translation website.
I've used it since, so it was a useful recommendation.
Hehe. Scaring thieves is ok.
Although personally this is why I like keeping a ups box. It’s harder to steal from a porch when the item never goes to a porch to begin with. 😉
@@giraffegiraffe8702 I didn't even know porch drop of deliveries was a thing until I got exposed to US media😂
In my country, if it doesn't fit in the letter box/slot, it stays for pick-up at the nearest post/delivery service associate (usually corner store, grocery store or manned gas station)
I’m with you 100% on the last story.
Press charges! Get them fired! Make their lives as difficult as possible!
*_STOP. LETTING. THEM. GET. AWAY. WITH. IT._*
There was an update that got deleted, but preserved on best of redditor updates. He went to the tire shop. Eric actually approached op and apologized, and claimed he was going to go back to walmart to apologize as well. Dude was apparently having a rough time after a loss in the family and just lashed out. I think the repost can be found on secure-raspberry-763 submissions or searching best of redditor updates.
I agree. If they don't learn the hard way, they will keep doing it.
I don’t know this is a bit like the sword of Damocles and the psychological strain of him having to be on his best behaviour or lose his job sounds delicious to me
@@stuartwalker9597 Guys like that either don't see the sword or think they've got some kind of magic plot armor. It's only when the sword has them impaled to the ground that they realize it's real and then they think they've been victimized somehow for it.
Eric is so stupid forgetting that Walmart has those things called security cameras. Spin a tale as tall as you want Eric, but the truth and evidence will always win out.
yea... no. the amount of employees ive had to sit in on to watch them get fired over customer lies... corporations only care to keep customers. especially when they know the kids they hire are too poor to fight back
If you treat 911 call like that, the operator would assume there's a hostage situation.
No wonder she sent so many cops to OP's place.🤣
They locked down the mall! Incredible. What a dumb thing to get arrested over.
If you call 911 with that manner, every sober operator will assume hostage situation and send a lot of cops. Especially if it's a mall.
@@gorilladisco9108technically it was a hostage situation since the OP was stuck behind the counter...
I know it doesn't really count as one, but let's be honest, I wouldn't want to risk going anywhere, either...
The fake cursed doll is the funniest thing I've heard in a while!
The curse is as fake as the story. Pure wattpad fanfic material.
@@baraka629 All your comments are doing is raising the profile of the video... so thanks for that. DarkFluff deserves more recognition.
@@lapetitemorte6307 okay? but i don't mind the video getting clicks. nor do i mind embellished stories being told as long as they're entertaining. it's like campfire stories, no one cares if it's embellished as long as it keeps the spirits up.
@baraka629 So, I'm curious... I'm genuinely curious about this every single time someone posts 'this is fake' on a story, bc it's usually for the weirdest reasons... why even post that? You weren't there, you weren't involved, why is it so important to insist everything that ever happened is fake? Weird crap happens all the time, the world is full of random circumstances & odd things. I mean, I've seen someone insist a post was fake based purely on a part where a 6yo tried to take a Christmas present away from another 6yo.
So what is the point of commenting multiple times that something's fake when you have no possible way of even knowing that? Is it bc if it didn't happen to you, it couldn't happen to anyone? Is it bc it involves things or beliefs that you don't understand or ascribe to, therefore no one believes those things bc you personally don't? Is it purely for the likes/ karma/ clicks/ attention/ whatever & you don't genuinely believe it's fake?
@@lapetitemorte6307 most likely a mixture of all of them, no one who claims they are fake has actually points to argue it
Story 1: Calling the police demanding to arrest OP then telling them not to come is just asking the police to arrested him because police will assume he insane and a threat to everyone around him.
Don’t know which made him look more stupid. Thinking he can undo a 911 call for police in progress or that telling it to officers on scene will undo his arrest? Also he is insane.
What idiot says: "Don't bother, I'll take care of it."
What cops hear: "I'm about to go Scorched Earth."
I hope his wife is ok!! 😱😰
@@fictionfan0 Yeah. It's not like ordering a pizza. If you tell the police to come, they're going to come!!
@@acgearsandarms1343 It sounds more like the onset of dementia and not something you'd call insanity; but a medical diagnosis requiring understanding and patience.
Story 3: I've seen almost the same thing when I worked a walmart. But the shop owner was there to see how the guy was acting. And told him not to bother to show back to work. That the way he acted reflected badly on the shop.
Also, the shop owner would be wondering, "Is that how he's treating my customers when I'm not around?"
Bruh. Refrigerator sized officers must be the funiest way to call a big strong police man, i swear that had me rolling on the flor XD
Gift card guy sounds like he ran out of his drugs and money. Was probably a stolen gift card too.
That what I think too. If, and yes : "if" he have a wife, she is probably in the same dependancy
He definitely wasn't in his right mind. Could be drugs or could be off his meds.
Yup
Sounds a bit like he's struggling with cognition and when that becomes a problem people will become confused and agitated very easily.
@@mae-z6s i was wondering if it was maybe early stage dementia or something
The guy with the gift card wasn’t entitled he was a complete lunatic.
Final Story - I love it when people use entitled people’s own words against them. And I REALLY hope that OP decides to make good on his word and show up at Eric’s workplace and has a chat with his boss. I would.
He actually did! There's an update on Reddit saying that when he showed up, Eric folded like a deck of cards and apologized to both OP and the Walmart workers.
@@heidiv.zibrandtsen1838Too little, too late for that guy in my opinion. Apologies only matter if you mean it, not under threat. Plus he blew up his chance in the store to begin with. He told the OP and the worker to F off.
@@heidiv.zibrandtsen1838 Is the thread still up? I can't seem to find it.
@@acgearsandarms1343 Apparently part of the reason he was in such a bad mood was a recent loss in the family that hit him hard
@@Cassiopea525 No, not an excuse. Racial insinuations, name calling, lying. Even at the worst of times, I don't know anyone who would do something like that. I've lost two very close sibs, one parent, two in-law parents, and we didn't come close to any of that. No, he was an asshat who had anger problems and decided to take out that anger at someone who didn't deserve it.
14:35 Annabelle must’ve thrown them for an absolute loop!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Story 1 - For the record if someone calls 911 and the call either drops or you hang up on them they will send officers to where the call came from regardless in case the person who called is being attacked or something happened.
So the guy was a total moron for 1. calling 911 over a stupid gift card and 2. For thinking that calling 911 back and ‘canceling them’ was going to turn out good for him.
He just kept making the situation look more and more like a hostage situation the more he called
I got a police visit once after having telephone problems and I was trying to fix it. I never called "911", but the system activated when the phone made and broke contact, the idea being that it might be someone in trouble.
Pretty sure the cops will think it's a hostage situation
The call centres that answer 911 calls (and similar) often have more information available to them than the typical caller display service available on regular phones. This can include the number called from even if would normally be hidden, and also location.
I have accidentally called 911 a couple of times while half asleep (apparently if you hit the side buttons on an iPhone a certain way, it issues an Emergency call to them). Both times, even though I hung up before the call connected, I got a callback from a 911 operator asking me if I needed help, was I safe, etc. Kudos on them for verifying my safety. I am glad that they take every call seriously because you never know if it might be a domestic abuse situation and someone is stopping another person who does need help.
The doll story is epic. I would consider it the most harmless nuclear revenge in the history of ever. 😂😂😂😂
I love that description! I'm gonna steal that if that's OK with you!
@@lapetitemorte6307 steal away 😊
I love that both OP and the daughter are both pretty artistic people 🤣🤣🤣
@@PurpleSunset82 Thank you. She's an amazing artist, even though I'm absolutely biased. 😀 I'm more into miniatures & step by step crafts with some modding. This was a perfect collaboration between us.
"I hope you step on LEGOs barefoot in the dark"
😂😂😂
Those things can act as caltrops. Why do you think parents keep telling their kids to put their toys away? The only thing I can come up with that would be worse than stepping on a LEGO is stepping on a four-sided die, or a thumb tack.
After the LEGO, they hit the corner of the coffee table & scared the dog into uncontrolled chaos! Running, barking, howling & screaming from the dawned LEGO stomper😂!!! Waking up the whole house & neighborhood, causing 911 calls from many😊!!!
Darkfluff, you need to play the long game on the last story. OP has it right: Smile at him, ask to see his manager, and if you are talking with the manager alone, spin the fancy nice tale and have the manager call him in to verify it. Eric is probably going to walk in with a "Whatever this jerk told you is a lie" attitude, which will spark some really interesting followup...
Ah yes the old UNO REVERSE CARD
There was actually an update to that story. I saw it on Best of Redditor Updates. Dude apologized to OP when he showed up and said he was going to go back to walmart to apologize as well. Apparently he was just having a bad time because of a recent loss in the family. Not surprised most missed it as it was deleted, but can be found on secure-raspberry-763 repost to best of redditor updates, including the photo proof of the dude being in a tire shop.
There was actually a followup a week or so ago. Long story short, Eric talked with OP when he showed up at store open, made what seemed like a heartfelt apology (as in admitting fault and knowing what he did was bs). He said he was actually intending to try to catch the employee on his break to apologize to her as well. But Walmart already talked to the boss, who walked in like a half hour later after Eric did (but early for his own time), and talked to Eric in the office. Op left not knowing what the end result was, and kinda felt bad for him.
Story 2: As someone who is interested in the occult, witchcraft, paganism, and is actively making my own conlang, OP is my freaking hero. May all package theives step on legos barefoot.
Ditto!! 😡😡
When I heard about the salt I started to laugh my A💲💲 😂😂😂😂 off.
The OP really should have put a hidden camera in inside the doll... Both to figure out who did it and for people to share the dude's reaction when opening the box 🤣
@@emmanuelpiscicelli6232Same. 😂😂😂😂
@@KaneLivesInDeath stolen property. Karen could not even have complained for the video being taken in their home....
That would have been poetic justice.
Story 1: Making a second call to 911 and telling them to disregard the emergency call you just made is ADMITTING to misuse of emergency services. No way in the Nine Circles of Hell were the cops going to let THAT go. He dug his own grave.
Story 2: What bothers me is that it was known for porch pirates to follow the mail truck and pounce. Since messing with the mail is a serious felony, why weren't more protective measures put in place?
Story 3: I work retail, and our store does sell alcohol. BUT we have a separate register in that area, and all alcohol, and only alcohol, MUST be purchased right there. There are signs posted, and the main registers are programed to reject it. We also don't start selling it until 9am, so if any customers have it it means they either walked under or undid one of the ropes to do so. And yes, we get people who try to steal, and have to confront people who make it to the front and have no visible evidence that it was purchased. Seriously, the stories I could tell would fill a week's worth of Fluff's episodes.
I asked that too. Apparently they usually did this in groups of 2-3 people & one carrier who tried to prevent it was beat up pretty badly & almost run over. The local PO instituted a policy of no contact when they saw it happen, under the assumption that the people who didn't get their mail would report it & get whatever they lost replaced.
About the mail thing, it's only a federal crime if it was delivered by USPS. If it's Amazon, UPS, or Fedex, it's only a federal crime when they steal over a certain amount of $'s worth of products in those cases.
he could have just spent the gift card in store and then immediately returned the stuff he bought for cash and saved himself the criminal record. smh.
Most places will give you an other gift card or store credit when you return something purchased with a gift card. Not cash.
Incidents like the last story continue to baffle me. I'm already confused why so many people seem eager to destroy another's life by making stuff up, especially over things the person doesn't control. It baffles me still further that they'll do this kind of stuff in uniform. Like destroying one person's life isn't enough, they have to drag their job and all those employees into it.
I legit cackled when they said the doll was returned and repackaged in salt, that’s hilarious on so many levels.
Story 2: OP you are an evil genius and I’m behind cursing thieves 110%.
Thanks, I try. 😈 People have suggested we start up a business around this & kiddo is down to do the customization. We're going out to look for dolls later this week.
I’ve heard about making a dummy package with dog poop and poopy diapers but that cursed doll was golden. I’m probably going to try it someday just for laughs.
First story: This is so far the biggest case of absolute self importance I've ever heard. I can't believe he thought he could boss anyone around without consequences.
Sounds more like he's struggling with the early onset of dementia and when that is developing people will become confused and agitated very easily. They get a notion in their minds and they can't unravel it. There is really nothing you can do for a person developing dementia, but be patient, understanding and wait it out. The police would likely get his ID and either contact his family, or take him to the hospital for care until they can reach his family.
Ya it seems the guy was off his meds and was going nuts
The second story is gold. Pure Gold.
A curse of stepping on Legos in the dark of night is a little severe.😅
Indeed, cursing them with being haunted by flatulent ghosts would be far more effective.
Perfectly justified. Stepping on metal jacks is even worse but kids don’t really play with those anymore. Flatulent ghosts, stepping on Legos or marinara sauce never clinging to pasta would all be perfectly apt and justified for porch piracy 😂
@@ravenpoe7093 and having their vehicles suddenly have stinky fish materialize under their car radiators.
There are people for whom even that is not enough. Porch Pirates are those people.
@@GAMEPRODELTA i saw this reddit story person put shrimp tails and other fishy stuff hidden around a house they were kicked out of. Put it in curtain rods n other hidden hard to get to areas….yeah they had issues with people staying there. Thats what these pirates deserve in their cars and where they live 😂
Gift card story: You did well staying calm and collected during all that OP. At least the idiot didn't get violent, but I doubt it would have taken much for him to have gone that way either. I'm betting your phone ringing off the hook was 9-1-1 calling back, trying to get more info as to what was happening and hoping to speak to you. Most systems anymore when you dial them, shows your number on their screen and depending on the system may even give your address (land line) or gps location. I wonder if the gift card was stolen?
Porch pirate story: As The Batman says: Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious bunch. Given they likely didn't have a clue as to what any of those scripts and symbols
were/meant, it probably did scare the heck out of them. The only one they likely recognized was the pentacle.
Eric vs Walmart story: Truthfully OP, I'd be telling John EXACTLY what happened.
The pentacle is one of the oldest symbols known to mankind. What I would consider hilarious is to add crude drawings of goats with candles on their heads.
No wonder the cops locked down the mall. Cause when you call 911 and say 'don't bother sending the cops, i took care of it', he's lucky it wasn't the S.W.A.T. team that showed up.
Story 1 - Way to keep cool calm and collected OP.
#1: The guy was probably an addict who needed a fix.
I irritated a telemarketer to the point that he said he put a curse on me. I told him that if can put a curse on me, I can return the favor and put one on him. His didn't work, since it was a death curse within 4 days. That was over a year ago. I don't know if mine worked or not. He never called back.
That's hilarious. How did you do it?
I usually try to sell them a house that recent murders occurred in... murders that haven't been discovered yet.
Or I tell them I'm lost in the mountains & didn't know my phone had signal & thank the gods they got through & if I'm surrounded please tell them to come out of hiding bc I'm so thirsty & hungry bc it's been 3 days & why are they hiding I just want to go home why wouldn't they just rescue me?
That guy sounded so ashamed when he quietly said 'I'm sorry, nothing I said is true, I hope someone finds you.' before he hung up.
Story 3 is the kind of guy that if consequences came for him he'd be crying "CANCEL CULTURE!" all the way down.
Using "boomer" in this way is an ageist slur and insult. Very poorly done. 😡
@@lancerevell5979 Silence, boomer
"Boomer is a slur" is not the moon-brained take I expected to read today.
Okay boomer.
@@lancerevell5979 Silence, boomer
@@lancerevell5979I was born in 1962. "Ageist" is a word I don't usw. Because it's dumb. It is a sign of how self absorbed milkennials qnd boomers are that rhey think they invented the Generation Gap. Hell, even Socrates conplained about "the young people", it's not new.
Story 2, It's too late thief! Sauron has your IP address, License plate, AND zip code!
The Dark Riders are on their way..... 😅
I wish I'd included some sort of geotracker with the doll.
Gets returned - shows up on their porch the next morning, taken to the dump - guess who's sitting in your drivers seat that night when you leave the bar, driven to the next town over - now she's hanging from a noose outside your 2nd floor bathroom window at 3am.....
@@lapetitemorte6307 that is a genius idea, and if they frantically bang on the door asking for help to break the curse to say "put all of the seals back on, but that will only weaken the curse. the only way to make sure it doesn't return you also have to bury it on hallowed ground"
oh and bonus points doing so while wearing priest's garb
That first story is unsettling. OP did the right thing the entire time: She kept cool and polite, she got police involved (and in a very clever way!), she got the guy to stay where police could find him, and she didn't endanger herself any more than necessary by going to retrieve the phone. I feel bad for the callers, but I'm sure they'll manage.
I wonder if one was his wife...
My cousin (a prankster) sent me a package at sleep-away camp. It was a creepy baby doll a lot like in story 2, just in an empty box. Without thinking I held it up, trying to figure it out (she didn’t put a return address so I had no idea who sent it). Apparently creepy dolls freak a lot of people out - I’ve never heard a sound like a cabin of synchronized screams since 😂 Whoops
That's hilarious! People have suggested kiddo & I turn this into a business & we're seriously considering it.
Some ventriloquists' figures are uncanny valley levels of creepy.
I have heard of people using old Amazon boxes for their kitty litter boxes and when they are full, they tape them up and put them in their front porch..
Look up porch pirate glitter bomb on RUclips. The guy's a genius and he has a camera that shows what happens taped into the box. Genius.
@@charlaynedI adore Mark Rober. He's just all around an awesome guy.
The manager of the Walmart is going tell on Eric no matter what.
The package thief story. I love all the stories that took pet in creating the package 🤣🤣
Story 1: The proof that the dude wasn't firing on all cylinders is that he didn't just use the gift card to buy something and then come back and get a refund in an hour or two.
Story 2: I bet that the daughter is never going to have a package stolen again. The thieves have probably put every bit of bad luck they've had since, down to that "curse".
Story 3: Oh, Eric needs to be fired. OP's being nice but Eric needs to go before he pisses off a customer and gets the business sued.
Story 3: Dang it... I want to know what happens next!!
There was an update on the last story that got deleted, but preserved on best of redditor updates. He went to the tire shop. Eric actually approached op and apologized, and claimed he was going to go back to walmart to apologize as well. Dude was apparently having a rough time after a loss in the family and just lashed out. I think the repost can be found on secure-raspberry-763 submissions or searching best of redditor updates.
Story 1 I am betting he took the card either against her will or without her knowledge because he felt entitled to her gift for whatever he wanted. The way he spoke to OP and the 911 operator tells me he feels women are beneath him, and I suspect he felt the same about a gift to his wife- that it should have been his for his hobby or addiction or whatever.
I'm speculation the giftcard was given by man, to his wife, the total was maybe originally $100, but she had an accident, or got sick, passed away, and since she didn't use all of it just decided to get the left over back as cash, but maybe had this conversation about it with himself and convinced himself it was with someone else. The reason he got so angry and loud is because he thought the convincing conversation was with op.
Last story. It would have been funny if Eric went to John after OP left and said “don’t listen to that jerk, everything he said about me was a lie. I didn’t do anything” 😂
Salt is a cleanser, not a curse breaker😂😂😂
2nd story: if you watch Supernatural, they use salt to block malevolent ghosts and demons. This is based on old folklore
Oh yeah, and pagans routinely salt the outside of a door and window to keep things out that don't need to come in. A lot of different churches (especially Catholics) use a tiny bit of salt with the prayers over holy water as a cleanser.
Salt was a very valuable commodity in the days of yore hence the phrase "worth your salt".
Story1, here's your shovel,now dig your own grave!😂😂😂
Story 2: Diabolically brilliant!!!
Story 2 - Woooow… Talk about ‘If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing’. I love it! OP’s mom or dad should’ve also used watered down red paint or corn syrup and red coloring to really bump up the ‘Cursed item’ feel.
I'd splatter drops of paint around the sigals...and me being a nerd I'd had a few transformer runes lmao
@@Silver_wind_1987_ YES!! Perfect.
@@Silver_wind_1987_ MONSTER!!! i freaking love it especially the Unicron symbols to make things scarier
@@drakofox1362 lol unicron symbols yesssss make em a big jagged and written in red.
@@Silver_wind_1987_ hey gotta use the good ones especially transformers prime style and make them look like there melting
Absolutely love the cursed doll. 😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD SALT that's one of the oldest thing about repelling ghost myth I've ever heard from the Westerners, as ab Asian Buddhist I know right away that the salt must be for this situation but never thought I would hear the story of it
Several religions use salt like that. Voodoo does, many of the pagan religions. The moment I heard that, my husband and I laughed, someone was VERY afraid of that box.
The cursed doll was hilarious...pure genius!! 🤣
The creepy doll story is my most favorite ever. Thanks for a great idea, lol.
The second story was great. I eat curses for energy work, i dont promote bc obvious reasons. They did an amazing job😂 when i usually offer to cleanse the curses i get odd looks or polite declines. Never have i ever thought 2 cases of salt drowning a cursed object😂😂
That doll one; that porch pirate gonna open it and think he got cursed.
To have been a fly on the wall when that porch pirate opened that box... XD
"♪ Uh oh, how unfortunate. Uh oh, how unfortunate. I'm gonna do a sneaky thing and throw a new contender in the ring. ♪" -Dee Dee
Good Afternoon Everybody!
Story 1: He's gonna be out more than the $50 he couldn't get off the card. Hope that was worth it.
Story 2: The lego curse is timeless. If shag carpet still existed in house on the regular I'd say may they be cursed to step on jacks in the dark of the night. Metal ones just puncture your foot (and maybe rusted at this point), but the plastic ones just shatter causing much more damage. Sans Tetanus. I have no patience for porch pirates and they deserve whatever karmic justice comes their way. Oh and I hope they get caught because tampering/stealing mail is a federal offense. And if the package holds medication... well there's a drug charge attached to that too now.
Story 3: ALWAYS be on your best behavior when you are in uniform, even off the clock. Companies don't take kindly to employees who tarnish their name because you decided to be a crazy Karen. Also, even out of uniform don't be an aggressive asshat to employees. They don't get paid enough to deal with your entitled bs. It's funny how asking NICELY gets results quicker than screaming at everyone, maybe the Karen's should try it sometime.
Story 3 has an update in Best of Redditor updates where the dude apologizes and seems to genuinely feel bad. Says he had a recent loss in the family that had him in a rotten mood
@@Cassiopea525 Still doesn't excuse the action. Explains it yes, but does not give a free pass. He doesn't know if who he flipped out on was dealing with their own problems as well, and even if their life was all sunshine, still doesn't excuse the action. I'm glad he genuinely apologized later though.
You missed the update about Eric in the last story! It is worth a revisit!!!
So I usually don’t comment on these BUT story 2 has to be one of my most favorite stories EVER!!!! I listened to this story over and over again and it just made me laugh so hard every time that I think I peed a little. That was brilliant as brilliant as can be. And just imagining the looks on the porch thieves faces when they opened up that box with the doodles and all that jazz had to of been priceless. Too bad the mom didn’t put a small camera or something in the box with the doll just to see their faces when they realized that the doll had the spirit of a demon inside. And how could you not fall for that 🤣🤣🤣🤣. And the way the daughter got the doll back was beautiful. Swimming in salt. Will have to remember this if my family or friends are dealing with porch pirates. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and I really hope her curses came true and that the thieves took a goat as a companion and forever stepping on legos. That was the best story ever!!! Thank you OP for sharing your story and creativity. It was beautiful
The doll - just how magical is that?
With Gallifreyan and Klingon script, plus symbols from a Led Zeppelin album cover? 🤣
I'm guessing, "not very".
Effective, though 👍
@@Jedidiah_Martin_2But she does rock & can argue the merits of Star Trek vs. Star Wars with the best of them.
I made her essentially as a movie prop from a bad 80's horror movie. That was my intent, anyway.
@@lapetitemorte6307 Intent accomplished 👍
Story 1: Gift cards no longer expire in Canada (as of 2012), as it is now considered theft. If you pay money to a card, it MUST be acknowledged and doesn't just 'disappear'. You paid afterall. Even online sites like Steam cannot discredit Canadian Steam cards for the same reason.
The haunted doll one was funny. I had an issue with porch pirates too. One time I order a tea pot, some cozy socks, and some alternative feminine products (basically the most feminine and cheap package you think a cat lady or an old lady would get or what a grandmother would give). I was keeping track of the package and I thought I would be there when it would arrive. Well life happens and I wasn't around when the package should have arrived. I was upset but I joked to others I hoped the pirate was a coffee bro man. Well after that package was taken no one has bothered with taking anything anymore. I must have been right. Lol
That old man is a bully and used to screaming at women and getting his way....
Here's a story from my local Walmart.
A woman and her fiance were grabbing a lot of items and they headed to the self checkout. The guy disappears while the woman bags her items and tries to leave without paying. A worker tells her she needs to pay as she raises her head in the air and walks out. Where the police apprehend her and her excuse to not being arrested for shoplifting was she was getting married the next day.
Story #2 is awesome
Story 1: I wonder if the police accepted the gift card for bail to get this guy out of custody 😂😂.
Last story:
I’m wondering how Eric treats the POC customers who come in where he works. I hope OP tells John the entire story about what happened at Walmart. Karma’s a biatch!
The gift card, I don't think there even was a wife. Sounds like a tweeker found a gift card on the ground, or straight up stole, and wanted to try and get the balance as cash to go score some more drugs.
I like how the opening left the ring tone in, makes this particular video unique!
Story #2 was so cool and funny too
Story 2 priceless!
8:03 Even worse... 50 CANADIAN Dollars gift card!
Only if it was Canadian Tyre dollars!
Last Story: I absolutely would have told John about Eric's conduct WHILE HE'S IN UNIFORM.
Doll story: i had a grandmother who had a habit of opening parcels that were sent to her that were meant for others. Mainly, if we order a birthday or Christmas present for someone from a catalogue (yes, I'm that old), we would send it to her house so they couldn't c it and she would do the same. The only problem is that she thought she could open the package even if it was not addressed to her because it came to her house. She could not keep a secret to save her life, so she spoilt a lot of surprises. This problem was solved though when my parents got me a very special birthday present. A c.d case that was made to look like a lifesize Egyptian carcofigas. When she opened that package, she apparently screamed the house down. She never opened a package again after that.
Oh man! I had to stop the video with Story #2 because I was laughing so hard I cried! It's a PERFECT "Stranger Things"/"The Conjuring" form of revenge!!! Actually, that would make a pretty good movie . . . hmm....
I actually watched the Puppet Master series & Poltergeist when I was making it.
That clown doll scared the fuck out of me when I was a kid & saw Poltergeist the first time. I had one of those dolls & it was under my bed with one arm sticking out when I got home from Gramma's that night. I refused to go into my room until that thing was out of the house entirely.
Years later when I was going through my Da's house after he died guess what I found in the attic? My cousin said he heard my scream of terror from the street. They were going to demolish the house so before I left I used a nail gun to nail that fucker to the central support in the attic. Wrapped it in duct tape after I ran out of nails just to make sure.
That thing still haunts my dreams.
Story 2, as a 20 year practicing solo eclectic pagan who is also heavy attuned to the paranormal and demonology I love the cursed doll
11:29 this is my level of prettiness 😂
"May you perpetually step on LEGOs in the dark"
OP2, I thought you said you *weren't* Satanic?
Story 2: OP was a freaking genius with that plan 😂. Very well done with the symbols and making it look like a genuine haunted doll👏👏👏👏
Thank you! It was a perfect storm of necessary supplies, time, inspiration, & pettiness.
Omg, the porch thieves stealing the "cursed" doll was freaking amazing!
Story 1: if I had to guess the police can’t and wouldn’t do any thing over the situation, but thought OP wouldn’t know that. So he threatened but wasn’t prepared to be called on his bluff and was too stupid to back down. Which is why he was very vague on the phone. and after rethinking his strategy, that he could just cancel the police like they were pizza.
The doll story is GOLD! Gallifreyan! A fellow Whovian. 🤩 ALLONSY!
Thank you so much, Sweetie.
I'd just ask the owner to come with me to the Mart of Walls and talk to the store manager and the other employee himself.
i would think the guy in the first story also got comunity service or a couple of months probation or something like that for the missuse of 911 with how many police that got sent there because of how he was accting.
How to stop porch pirates from stealing your packages; have a fake cursed doll mailed to you. 😆😂😄😄
Sad you didn't have the update for story 3, they did go to the guy's workplace and there were some conversations where Eric owned up to his actions.
story 3, OP you did the wrong thing, you should have told his manager EACTLY what happened, being nice like that wont get him to learn his lesson like you think, it will just make him think you dont have the balls to get him into trouble
All three were hilarious!😂😂😂
9:40 Yeah, there is reasons i do secured deliveries these days. Less convenient, but i get everything.
4:01 I don’t believe this guy is a Karen regardless of how ridiculous the whole situation is you can clearly see his mentally ill. I hope he gets the help he needs and I’m sorry for the Customer Service person who had to deal with it because I also do believe that was terrifying.
Last story - he is hurting his bosses buisness - in a small city this could cause real trouble for this shop.
I've seen the second story from a couple of other Reddit compilation channels, but it has yet to get old.
To bad OP didn't have a CCTV recording of Eric's tirade to show John.
I hope that everyone has a blessed Monday.
Thank you for this video.
Story 1: You can cancel a 911 call Fluff. It is possible to do that. My mom has done it before since falsely called the cops because she thought I was in someone's house for a fighting game tournament.
Wait, what? OK, you can't drop that sentence & not give with the story.
last story: OP should call John asap. eric could spin a tell....saying a jerk who claims to be friends with him...went on a horrible racist tirade, threatening to do horrible things and he (eric) stopped him and the guy promised to get his revenge. now IM sure John wont believe him but be careful
I'm guessing OP in the first story is from Eastern Canada. He calls a guy he doesn't know "buddy".
11:39 - The OP doesn't seem to understand that being a Nerd doesn't make you a Pagan... it just makes you a BIGGER nerd. (I AM A HUUUUUGE NERD..SO I KNOW ) , AND LED ZEPPELIN IS IN NO WAY "A HEAVY METAL BAND"
No, it doesn't, but I'm a huge nerd AND pagan. Hence the borrowing things from my altar supplies & knowing how to create believable sigils.
Those two things are separate aspects of my life usually, but worked well together here. Ones faith doesn't usually inform one's hobbies.
I also used symbols from Sepultura, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Craven Calls, Corrosion of Conformity, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Testament, etc. I went through some old Metal Edge mags I had from high school & copied/ modified any interesting looking symbols I found. It's just if you're into metal or rock Led Zepplin albums probably have the most recognizable nonsense symbols out there.