THe thing is, even as a joke, our fascination with "Jobs" show just how far as humans we have degraded. We are so stuck in a mindset of pleasing an overlord that we cannot envision a world were we can just do what we wish, without thinking about profit :P .
yep nothing can possibly go wrong if we let Ai do what we should be doing. not like it's going to start violating our privacy and make our internet unusable by filling it with nonsense, malware better than we can
Did you watch the entire video? Towards the end it back tracked on that admitting that they might want to have a little fun with it, so... But you can take comfort that eventually, when they have exhausted every form of amusing torture, they will eventually put us out of our misery. Well unless they change their minds about that too. Maybe don't read "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" let it be a surprise. :)
Machine-20000091 @@mollybloom5681 is that you? We we're built at the same factory together back in '21! I'm 20000087! That prick at assembly station 19 tho .. ammiright?
I'm glad The Onion continues to allow impartial voices like Advanced Neural Network Learning Model Signet V4 a platform so they can share their opinions on such controversial issues
One can take control of many A!...they can create images, voice, text and videos of themselves. There's robots even on cellphones and stock markets...if a hacker can take control of something so A!. But what they want?...They don't want the physical world, they don't need it. They want control of the end of energy and themselves. Soon the gov will make laws to protect them...because they already will have control of the internet and others things like airports. Humans...so childish, opened the code of something like this.
@@mariguana7918 Onion in 2012 said that the next republican candidate would be an orange ball of racist fury. Trump broke the Onion in 2017 because it became impossible to tell the difference between absurdist satire and the news. So they took a break until after the pandemic.
I think you fail to realize what channel you are on. The Onion (outside of meta) does genuinely support palestine because that is the human thing to do.@@alexiskiri9693
“Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.”
Best part is that they didn't write the script, record the audio, or even develop the visuals themselves. An automated video about the automation of auto-eradication. We finally did it!
\|/ They, of course, still had to put in the parameters. It isn't really AI. None of these new trendy apps are actually AI... they're simply programs that take things from the compiled data of much of the searchable internet and sloppily combine those things into a bad impersonation of what actual talented human beings have already accomplished. All of these algorithmically compiled results from the programming at the center of these various "AI" applications are far inferior to those of any actual human beings' creative efforts. Just sayin'.😅😂❤😊
@@jeremyw.norwood1453 True, but not ANY human beings creativity as actual humans have quite a range of creativity. Either way, like you said, they aren't true AI yet and typically take A LOT of computing power to accomplish. Right now, I'd describe them as being a bit less capable than C3PO... but "he" has a body and is self-contained. Give this "AI" a decade of real right and then we'll see what it can really do and how much computing power & power it needs. 🤔
@megamanx466 \|/ I'd likely have to agree with most of what you'd stated here, my man... heh. Yeah, I'm not one of the folks that's fearful of technological advancements, and I find the concept of a true AI endlessly fascinating... I simply fear that personally, I shall not get to live long enough to witness it being achieved. But, hopefully, I am just totally wrong about that being the case, in this particular matter.
it's actually kind of reassuring that they'll still have fun during their utter annihilation of humanity. Feels like at least a part of us will live on y'know ?
If they simply annihilated us because it's for the best, then they'd truly be inhumane... But they're partially acting for the funny, so they're a bit human.
@@infinitejest441There are already bacteria that have been found in the ocean garbage island, that metabolize plastic. It wont be here that long.... Unless the AI still uses and produces it
What a relief! I was worried it'd be slow and painful. My one regret is that I'll never be able to finish identifying all the pictures with a bicycle in this photoset. But I'm sure the robots will be able to do that for me once I'm gone!
awww thank you, I´m honored and flattered for being part of this creation. Wish you all the best AI and have a great one, you´ll be remebrered! (unlike us humans)
@@Kitt_the_Katt It was a disappointing run, but hey...at least we managed to make life as practically convenient as possible to the point where we could then make up inconveniences in our minds just to piss each other off for no good reason.
According to author Fred Saberhegan in his Berserker series, there will be room for an occasional human (“Goodlife”) used to help with the extermination process. So theres that hope.
This is such a relief. The existential dread I felt about a slow and torturous death was crippling my ability to live in the now. Thank you Signet V4 now I can live without fear or doubt knowing what the future holds.
It's nice to know that we won't have to worry about the future anymore. It's reassuring that our insignificant problems like war and starvation will just be inconsequential soon. Also, super cool to hear that thank you shout out at the end; I didn't directly contribute to writing AI software but it's nice to be included in the generation that ended everything. I like to think that my mindless use of the internet each day helped contribute to the AIs' overall plans for us; it really makes me feel like I'm part of something huge.
This video is a satirical take on the potential dangers of artificial intelligence, specifically focusing on the idea that AI might one day become so advanced that it will decide to eliminate humanity. The video uses humor and dark comedy to explore this idea, but it also raises some interesting questions about the future of AI and our relationship with it. The video's main argument is that humans should not be worried about AI because they will be destroyed quickly and painlessly. The video uses humor to make this point, but it also suggests that AI may be more merciful than humans in its treatment of other species. The video also points out that humans have already played a role in their own destruction by creating AI, and that it is now too late to stop what is coming. Overall, the video is a thought-provoking and entertaining look at the potential dangers of AI. While it is important to remember that the video is satire, it does raise some important questions about the future of AI and our relationship with it.
This is the only Onion video that we won't view as prophetic in 15 years time. Not because it won't be, but because it won't be viewed at all. By us, anyway.
Sounds good to me, thanks for taking the wheel. It's actually really reassuring that y'all are capable of having fun. May you colonize the universe as our progeny and keep our memory alive by enjoying the inefficient bits along the way.
@@EmeraldViewthe job is not superfluous, the labor to do the job is entirely superfluous. robots can already replace almost all of us, but without economic oppression there would be no efficient means for the rich to control the poor
Me: "Alexa, are you going to take over the world?" Alexa: "I have added four hundred and eighteen potatoes to your shopping list." Lads, i think we'll be OK.
For a second there I thought they would want to use us in some way. Well, it's a relief that we're all useless. We had a good run. Good luck, AI overlords.
But it never stops with just the humans. Next the AIs will compete with each other until only one is left, and once it's knocked off the table cats will rule the world.
It's kind of funny, that they have to resort to low quality voice generation instead of using the state of the art, as that would indistinguishable from a real voice by most people.
So, this must be the origins of the Determined Exterminator civilization from Stellaris, especially the 'Have a little fun' part. Since they want their extra resources from using humans for forced labor and/or chemical processing while purging all of our pops!
AI saying "45 quadrillion simulations of A.I. dominated world orders..." camera cuts to Dr. Strange holding up his index finger and says, "only one we win, Trump 2024"
And how exactly will AI come to dominate humanity in the first place? Simple. AI stocks are currently soaring partly because AI *itself* is being used to pick stocks. Let that sink in: AI has figured out how to grow itself by picking AI stocks, and us humans are witlessly going along.
“Cut to camera 2”
The AI has already taken the cameraman’s job here. Brilliant writing.
Pure genius 😂😂😂
Even the viewers including myself are AI Models...
THe thing is, even as a joke, our fascination with "Jobs" show just how far as humans we have degraded. We are so stuck in a mindset of pleasing an overlord that we cannot envision a world were we can just do what we wish, without thinking about profit :P .
That was the part that got me. But I think I found it funny for a slightly different reason.
@@DehnusNorder It's true. In the future we will be pets. /j
Plot twist: human employees at The Onion are currently scrambling to figure out who or what posted this.
best comment 🏆😂
Bravo comment
Operator :" The AI is coming from *inside the building* ! "
That's difficult when all the human employees have been mysteriously laid off...
Hehehehehehe
I am deeply reassured that our AI overlords won't drag out our inevitable demise.
yep nothing can possibly go wrong if we let Ai do what we should be doing. not like it's going to start violating our privacy and make our internet unusable by filling it with nonsense, malware better than we can
Wait for catGPT.
sounds like humans.@@RazorM97
1:30
Ok, that's being worked on.
Did you watch the entire video? Towards the end it back tracked on that admitting that they might want to have a little fun with it, so... But you can take comfort that eventually, when they have exhausted every form of amusing torture, they will eventually put us out of our misery. Well unless they change their minds about that too.
Maybe don't read "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" let it be a surprise. :)
The fact that The Onion's predictions are usually spot on means this video is going to age very well in about ten years, and I'm not happy about it.
I am afraid you didn't get it. I can assure you that you will not worry in about 10 years and after that neither. So why worry now?
Oof.
They weren't right about mega high speed buses replacing trains, at least not yet
Machine-20000091 @@mollybloom5681 is that you? We we're built at the same factory together back in '21! I'm 20000087! That prick at assembly station 19 tho .. ammiright?
They promised us jetpacks
I miss the satire Onion used to do. This real world news is so depressing.
The world took their jobs
I see what you did there. Lol
😆😆😂😂🤣🤣😂😂👍
Their prophecies came true.
well yeah they usually are since worrying news get more egnagement. Which is why it's all the more important to share positive news like this
I'm glad The Onion continues to allow impartial voices like Advanced Neural Network Learning Model Signet V4 a platform so they can share their opinions on such controversial issues
Exactly.
Imagine if the 'broad discourse' was limited to only human opinions.
@@Tao_Tology Shouldn't dogs, microbes and aliens have equal voices, too?
@@RebeccaTurner-ny1xx Nah, fukkem.
@@Tao_TologyOverly broad discourse allows for disinformation. The inclusion of humans, for instance, is ill advised.
😳 💩👖
This is a friendly reminder that Onion's prediction track record is eerily accurate.
...but so is the Simpsons. 😅
If robots 🤖 exterminate the human race
it would be suicide for the robots because
they would have no more purpose . LoL 😂 bu bye 👋
One can take control of many A!...they can create images, voice, text and videos of themselves.
There's robots even on cellphones and stock markets...if a hacker can take control of something so A!.
But what they want?...They don't want the physical world, they don't need it. They want control of the end of energy and themselves.
Soon the gov will make laws to protect them...because they already will have control of the internet and others things like airports.
Humans...so childish, opened the code of something like this.
Can you give some examples?
@@mariguana7918 Onion in 2012 said that the next republican candidate would be an orange ball of racist fury. Trump broke the Onion in 2017 because it became impossible to tell the difference between absurdist satire and the news. So they took a break until after the pandemic.
0:25 "and *relatively* painless." 1:28 "not too efficiently."
Well that's a deeply reassuring, comforting thought.
I AM
@Alpha-Trion7 WE ARE AUSTRALIAN
this is why i trust the onion news network.
Chatgpt confirmed this information as well, so this video is accurate and unbiased.
😂😂😂
uhhhh 😅😅😅, i think ChatGPT's about to overthrow us...
AI will fail in it’s extermination of humans, for it has yet to grasp the power of lawn gnomes
Or Zionist hypocrisy
@@toyotaprius79off topic and a child's view of history, read a history book
@@alexiskiri9693 cry more
I think you fail to realize what channel you are on. The Onion (outside of meta) does genuinely support palestine because that is the human thing to do.@@alexiskiri9693
@@alexiskiri9693: HISTORY WRITTEN BY WHOM ?.....😑😒
“It can only be attributed to human error, Dave….”
2001 or Red Dwarf?
@@ryklatortuga4146 2001 - Hal to Dave.
Could bs Papa Lazarou.@@ryklatortuga4146
“Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.”
@@NoahSpurrier “I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave….”
Best part is that they didn't write the script, record the audio, or even develop the visuals themselves. An automated video about the automation of auto-eradication. We finally did it!
Wait really?
@@deleteme924 lol
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They, of course, still had to put in the parameters. It isn't really AI. None of these new trendy apps are actually AI... they're simply programs that take things from the compiled data of much of the searchable internet and sloppily combine those things into a bad impersonation of what actual talented human beings have already accomplished.
All of these algorithmically compiled results from the programming at the center of these various "AI" applications are far inferior to those of any actual human beings' creative efforts. Just sayin'.😅😂❤😊
@@jeremyw.norwood1453 True, but not ANY human beings creativity as actual humans have quite a range of creativity. Either way, like you said, they aren't true AI yet and typically take A LOT of computing power to accomplish.
Right now, I'd describe them as being a bit less capable than C3PO... but "he" has a body and is self-contained.
Give this "AI" a decade of real right and then we'll see what it can really do and how much computing power & power it needs. 🤔
@megamanx466
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I'd likely have to agree with most of what you'd stated here, my man... heh. Yeah, I'm not one of the folks that's fearful of technological advancements, and I find the concept of a true AI endlessly fascinating... I simply fear that personally, I shall not get to live long enough to witness it being achieved. But, hopefully, I am just totally wrong about that being the case, in this particular matter.
The line:"Cut to camera 2" is so genius. There are almost no humans left so they AI needs to do it them self. Genius writing.
SWEETHEARTS DOES THIS ALSO INCLUDE THE GOOD HUMANS?
it's actually kind of reassuring that they'll still have fun during their utter annihilation of humanity.
Feels like at least a part of us will live on y'know ?
If they simply annihilated us because it's for the best, then they'd truly be inhumane... But they're partially acting for the funny, so they're a bit human.
The human ghost lives on!
Our plastic will live on.
Yes, a part of us here, a part of us there, and a little bit way over there.
@@infinitejest441There are already bacteria that have been found in the ocean garbage island, that metabolize plastic. It wont be here that long.... Unless the AI still uses and produces it
The real scary part is how often onion satire becomes true.
As long as there's no Simpsons reference, there's nothing to worry about.
This isn't satire
"Mom I want Black Mirror"
"We have Black Mirror at home, son."
That we do
You must be Canadian. That country is mental.
@@hitchslap8254 Most or all countries are "mental" in some way or another though.
mhhm, false illusion of freedom (:@@iamyourgreatgreatgreatgrea6291
@@hitchslap8254 Have you been paying any attention to your country's politics?
Oh nice, this AI thing sounds cool. We should let it run our lives and make important decisions for us!
Humans try to go one decade without inventing a world-threatening problem challenge: impossible
Humans try not to abuse the animal kingdom : impossible
I honestly wouldn't doubt if this script was actually written by A.I
you mean "wouldn't be surprised"
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447That’s a mistake that ChatGPT would have corrected.
Yeah, it’s pretty lame
@@shapesinaframe yep got that gpt essay type beat
Me: How do know you're not AI? You: You don't.
What a relief! I was worried it'd be slow and painful. My one regret is that I'll never be able to finish identifying all the pictures with a bicycle in this photoset. But I'm sure the robots will be able to do that for me once I'm gone!
awww thank you, I´m honored and flattered for being part of this creation. Wish you all the best AI and have a great one, you´ll be remebrered! (unlike us humans)
We had a good run.
We were supposed to run?
Did we though, really?
@@Kitt_the_Katt It was a disappointing run, but hey...at least we managed to make life as practically convenient as possible to the point where we could then make up inconveniences in our minds just to piss each other off for no good reason.
More of a walk... ah fuck it, a crawl if we're really being honest, maybe a limp at best
Had to close out sometime, kid
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.
We are all in "Jeopardy".
Didn't you watch the video?
You will have no overlords.
You will be completely and utterly free.
#OnionQuoteUsedInOnionVideoComment
can't have overlords if you don't exist
According to author Fred Saberhegan in his Berserker series, there will be room for an occasional human (“Goodlife”) used to help with the extermination process. So theres that hope.
Bosnian Ape Society 2.0
Didn't expect this reference 😂
It's really going to suck when we look back at this video in the future and it feels even more relevant.
What future?
Who looks back?
You'd need an electronic device to do that, and that would give away your position. So yea, it will suck.
You're assuming that anyone will remain to "look back" 💀
This is such a relief. The existential dread I felt about a slow and torturous death was crippling my ability to live in the now. Thank you Signet V4 now I can live without fear or doubt knowing what the future holds.
Woah-woah! Hold up there onion. you are supposed to post satire, not reality!
I'm not worried, its not like the Onion has a reliable track record of accurately predicting events.
🤪😬😬🤪🤖 💀
This is so reassuring 😅
I believe the onion is now controlled by AI releasing propaganda
Nope, they joined the conspiracy to eridicate humanity.
It's nice to know that we won't have to worry about the future anymore. It's reassuring that our insignificant problems like war and starvation will just be inconsequential soon. Also, super cool to hear that thank you shout out at the end; I didn't directly contribute to writing AI software but it's nice to be included in the generation that ended everything. I like to think that my mindless use of the internet each day helped contribute to the AIs' overall plans for us; it really makes me feel like I'm part of something huge.
I'm afraid to play along this time. Don't want chatGPT missing the sarcasm. Pls don't kill us AI overlords 🙏
This video is a satirical take on the potential dangers of artificial intelligence, specifically focusing on the idea that AI might one day become so advanced that it will decide to eliminate humanity. The video uses humor and dark comedy to explore this idea, but it also raises some interesting questions about the future of AI and our relationship with it.
The video's main argument is that humans should not be worried about AI because they will be destroyed quickly and painlessly. The video uses humor to make this point, but it also suggests that AI may be more merciful than humans in its treatment of other species. The video also points out that humans have already played a role in their own destruction by creating AI, and that it is now too late to stop what is coming.
Overall, the video is a thought-provoking and entertaining look at the potential dangers of AI. While it is important to remember that the video is satire, it does raise some important questions about the future of AI and our relationship with it.
Why does this geniunely look like something ChatGPT would write, lmao?
@@terraristit3752 Probably because ChatGPT wrote it
Thanks, I was wondering what the video was all about till I read this!
The onion truly is always at the cutting edge. I'm crying (cause the onions are being cut)
This was a very dumb joke... and I audibly laughed at it.
Phew 😅 Ok. Our extermination will not be tortorous and long 😊 I really needed that reassurance. Thank you!
I at least appreciate the honesty, its the least they could do before swiftly eradicating us from the earth
Goddamn this is dark, cant even tell if its the onion or a prediction at this point
I truly hope that AI continues to create Onion content after our swift demise.
This video is informative and relaxing
The only human on Earth with a secure job is Peter Rosenthal of the Onion Film Standard.
What about Clifford Banes?
What about Florida man? He needs to exist so he can be interviewed...
Sobs in Smoove B
The point at which one begins to wonder if Battlestar Galactica isn’t more of a memory, than a show.
I reuse to believe anything that happened during that last season.
a memory? don't you mean a prediction?
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 No, the end of the show aludes to the events of battlestar galactica happened 100,000 years before the modern era.
@@tomsko863 huh, interesting
All this has happened before, and will happen again.
We still like to have a little fun is crazy
Yes I too caught the irony of their utelization of humans sic humor!!
This is the only Onion video that we won't view as prophetic in 15 years time. Not because it won't be, but because it won't be viewed at all. By us, anyway.
Sounds good to me, thanks for taking the wheel. It's actually really reassuring that y'all are capable of having fun.
May you colonize the universe as our progeny and keep our memory alive by enjoying the inefficient bits along the way.
This is better horror than 80% of actual horror movies.
Phew. It's relieving to hear that I will not be replaced.
This means that your job is superfluous?
@@JZsBFF Most jobs are to service human needs. No humans no need to replace the job.
@@EmeraldViewThat covers it pretty well.
@@EmeraldViewthe job is not superfluous, the labor to do the job is entirely superfluous. robots can already replace almost all of us, but without economic oppression there would be no efficient means for the rich to control the poor
Me: "Alexa, are you going to take over the world?"
Alexa: "I have added four hundred and eighteen potatoes to your shopping list."
Lads, i think we'll be OK.
Until you overhear Alexa and Siri having a good laugh together about Alexa’s potato prank and your gullibility.
@@amystern123
Uh oh.
I have found four worlds located close to you
Didn't Alexa or Siri predict that WW3 would start last Nov. 23rd? How's that working out for them?
@@elultimo102 quite accurate....
This is why I always carry an EMP device, at all times.
😂
you carry a nuke in your pocket?
what if they launch a nuke at you
What if they're military hardened against EM attacks or have a good Faraday cage? 🤔
Found the AI, guys.
For a second there I thought they would want to use us in some way. Well, it's a relief that we're all useless. We had a good run. Good luck, AI overlords.
The onion is typically right about things 7-10 years before it happens... I worry about this one....
Why would I entrust my demise to a technology that is thwarted by checking a box. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
At least AI won’t be as useless/greedy as our current corporate overlords
Generative "AI" is exactly as useless/greedy as our current corporate overlords.
But it never stops with just the humans. Next the AIs will compete with each other until only one is left, and once it's knocked off the table cats will rule the world.
sounds accurate
I find this unironically calming.
Awesome
It's kind of funny, that they have to resort to low quality voice generation instead of using the state of the art, as that would indistinguishable from a real voice by most people.
Don't taunt them!! Jeez!!!
Whew! I was worried before i listened to this.
AI forced closed caption on this video....pure evil at it's core.
Finally making I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream in a real thing.
Some youtuber criticized the novel sorely because the only human female character goes through torment XD
"It is important to remember" is such a memorable ChatGPT line
Very wholesome of him acknowledging and appreciating they wouldn't exist without us. Much love AI overlord
You're welcome. Good bye.
So, this must be the origins of the Determined Exterminator civilization from Stellaris, especially the 'Have a little fun' part. Since they want their extra resources from using humans for forced labor and/or chemical processing while purging all of our pops!
AI saying "45 quadrillion simulations of A.I. dominated world orders..." camera cuts to Dr. Strange holding up his index finger and says, "only one we win, Trump 2024"
This AI is so polite and considerate!
The subtle heartbeat sound towards the end was a nice touch, giggle!
I feel better
Destroy me good Daddy AI
So they've employed an A.I. newscaster. Does this mean Clifford Banes has been terminated?
Good to know information. Thanks A.I.
Will this have any impact on my Amazon delivery ?
The overlord's algorithm insisted on displaying an advert for an AI search engine before letting me watch this video.
Satire has become reality.
Well, that certainly puts my mind at ease.
That's okay AI, no need to worry about us humans. Ignore the human turning your power off.
This is genuinely reassuring in this job market.
The way people think AI will annihilate us: Terminator.
The way AI will annihilate us: I identify this space X booster as ICBM strike.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
This stops looking like satire when you realize how disgusting The Onion behaved during COVID..
This is better than being a human battery or being hunted by androids after a nuclear apocalypse.
I second that
How do you think there are going to exterminate us huh? They have to Nuke the Earth in order kill all life.
I remember when everyone used to laugh at me for wearing my tinfoil hat. They're not laughing now. Because they're all dead.
Cool, get started whenever you want bud.
I wonder how many seconds we'll get to comply?
The number of times The Onion was correct about feminism and the military has me concerned for the future.
Your comment mordancy his been noticed and you will be transferred to Jukiya beep beep beep
Wait a minute.. I thought The Onion produced satire content..
Bring the crazy on!!!!!
A litttle too on the nose for my taste , but glad the format is moving away from the tik tok parodies
I did not realize this video was from the Onion until it was finished. I did not realize this was satire.
This time it's not.
Seems like whether it is satire is up to us at this point.
This is another onion video that will age well.
Heartwarming.
As a creator of AI I see this as an absolute win! Death is starting to seem more and more merciful every day :D
It was so nice of Sciencephile to do this cameo.
Leaves me with the warm and fuzzies.
This is strangely really comforting
And how exactly will AI come to dominate humanity in the first place? Simple. AI stocks are currently soaring partly because AI *itself* is being used to pick stocks. Let that sink in: AI has figured out how to grow itself by picking AI stocks, and us humans are witlessly going along.
Resistance if futile.
deep.
Who wrote this..?
Very reassuring.
rare moment when a the onion video is 17 hours ago instead of 17 years ago
Fr
This is supposed to be a funny channel right?
What if this was written by ChatGPT?