AI Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024

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  • @FeinryelRavenclaw
    @FeinryelRavenclaw 8 месяцев назад +3043

    “Cut to camera 2”
    The AI has already taken the cameraman’s job here. Brilliant writing.

    • @-N-A-
      @-N-A- 8 месяцев назад +28

      Pure genius 😂😂😂

    • @onkarlondhe3111
      @onkarlondhe3111 8 месяцев назад +52

      Even the viewers including myself are AI Models...

    • @DehnusNorder
      @DehnusNorder 8 месяцев назад +55

      THe thing is, even as a joke, our fascination with "Jobs" show just how far as humans we have degraded. We are so stuck in a mindset of pleasing an overlord that we cannot envision a world were we can just do what we wish, without thinking about profit :P .

    • @cubicinfinity2
      @cubicinfinity2 8 месяцев назад +3

      That was the part that got me. But I think I found it funny for a slightly different reason.

    • @cubicinfinity2
      @cubicinfinity2 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@DehnusNorder It's true. In the future we will be pets. /j

  • @teknotrance558
    @teknotrance558 8 месяцев назад +1715

    Plot twist: human employees at The Onion are currently scrambling to figure out who or what posted this.

    • @colorbugoriginals4457
      @colorbugoriginals4457 8 месяцев назад +45

      best comment 🏆😂

    • @steadster6572
      @steadster6572 7 месяцев назад +18

      Bravo comment

    • @howard5992
      @howard5992 7 месяцев назад +38

      Operator :" The AI is coming from *inside the building* ! "

    • @FloydFreud
      @FloydFreud 7 месяцев назад +27

      That's difficult when all the human employees have been mysteriously laid off...

    • @nhokonhokopuala
      @nhokonhokopuala 7 месяцев назад +7

      Hehehehehehe

  • @Michael-bb1cw
    @Michael-bb1cw 8 месяцев назад +2907

    I am deeply reassured that our AI overlords won't drag out our inevitable demise.

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 8 месяцев назад +32

      yep nothing can possibly go wrong if we let Ai do what we should be doing. not like it's going to start violating our privacy and make our internet unusable by filling it with nonsense, malware better than we can

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys 8 месяцев назад +27

      Wait for catGPT.

    • @Av-tz4cf
      @Av-tz4cf 8 месяцев назад +5

      sounds like humans.​@@RazorM97

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys 8 месяцев назад

      1:30
      Ok, that's being worked on.

    • @ericmichel3857
      @ericmichel3857 8 месяцев назад +15

      Did you watch the entire video? Towards the end it back tracked on that admitting that they might want to have a little fun with it, so... But you can take comfort that eventually, when they have exhausted every form of amusing torture, they will eventually put us out of our misery. Well unless they change their minds about that too.
      Maybe don't read "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" let it be a surprise. :)

  • @jamalgibson8139
    @jamalgibson8139 8 месяцев назад +1718

    The fact that The Onion's predictions are usually spot on means this video is going to age very well in about ten years, and I'm not happy about it.

    • @mollybloom5681
      @mollybloom5681 8 месяцев назад +275

      I am afraid you didn't get it. I can assure you that you will not worry in about 10 years and after that neither. So why worry now?

    • @sparetheearthlings
      @sparetheearthlings 8 месяцев назад +11

      Oof.

    • @menso3852
      @menso3852 8 месяцев назад +56

      They weren't right about mega high speed buses replacing trains, at least not yet

    • @Palmit_
      @Palmit_ 8 месяцев назад

      Machine-20000091 @@mollybloom5681 is that you? We we're built at the same factory together back in '21! I'm 20000087! That prick at assembly station 19 tho .. ammiright?

    • @sarahvegangarden4822
      @sarahvegangarden4822 8 месяцев назад +29

      They promised us jetpacks

  • @nPcDrone
    @nPcDrone 8 месяцев назад +2215

    I miss the satire Onion used to do. This real world news is so depressing.

    • @SquarelyGames
      @SquarelyGames 8 месяцев назад +184

      The world took their jobs

    • @plastictouch6796
      @plastictouch6796 8 месяцев назад +27

      I see what you did there. Lol

    • @rexxbailey2764
      @rexxbailey2764 8 месяцев назад +13

      😆😆😂😂🤣🤣😂😂👍

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 8 месяцев назад +28

      Their prophecies came true.

    • @tobbleboii5988
      @tobbleboii5988 8 месяцев назад +43

      well yeah they usually are since worrying news get more egnagement. Which is why it's all the more important to share positive news like this

  • @vespertilio-ver
    @vespertilio-ver 8 месяцев назад +495

    I'm glad The Onion continues to allow impartial voices like Advanced Neural Network Learning Model Signet V4 a platform so they can share their opinions on such controversial issues

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 8 месяцев назад +37

      Exactly.
      Imagine if the 'broad discourse' was limited to only human opinions.

    • @RebeccaTurner-ny1xx
      @RebeccaTurner-ny1xx 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@Tao_Tology Shouldn't dogs, microbes and aliens have equal voices, too?

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 8 месяцев назад

      @@RebeccaTurner-ny1xx Nah, fukkem.

    • @SigFigNewton
      @SigFigNewton 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@Tao_TologyOverly broad discourse allows for disinformation. The inclusion of humans, for instance, is ill advised.

    • @budmoore7971
      @budmoore7971 8 месяцев назад

      😳 💩👖

  • @josiah42
    @josiah42 8 месяцев назад +449

    This is a friendly reminder that Onion's prediction track record is eerily accurate.

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 8 месяцев назад +25

      ...but so is the Simpsons. 😅

    • @mhughes1160
      @mhughes1160 6 месяцев назад

      If robots 🤖 exterminate the human race
      it would be suicide for the robots because
      they would have no more purpose . LoL 😂 bu bye 👋

    • @carlosr192
      @carlosr192 6 месяцев назад

      One can take control of many A!...they can create images, voice, text and videos of themselves.
      There's robots even on cellphones and stock markets...if a hacker can take control of something so A!.
      But what they want?...They don't want the physical world, they don't need it. They want control of the end of energy and themselves.
      Soon the gov will make laws to protect them...because they already will have control of the internet and others things like airports.
      Humans...so childish, opened the code of something like this.

    • @mariguana7918
      @mariguana7918 5 месяцев назад

      Can you give some examples?

    • @josiah42
      @josiah42 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@mariguana7918 Onion in 2012 said that the next republican candidate would be an orange ball of racist fury. Trump broke the Onion in 2017 because it became impossible to tell the difference between absurdist satire and the news. So they took a break until after the pandemic.

  • @ScientistCat
    @ScientistCat 8 месяцев назад +303

    0:25 "and *relatively* painless." 1:28 "not too efficiently."
    Well that's a deeply reassuring, comforting thought.

  • @obamalv
    @obamalv 8 месяцев назад +513

    this is why i trust the onion news network.

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH 8 месяцев назад +431

    Chatgpt confirmed this information as well, so this video is accurate and unbiased.

    • @damianhoban6154
      @damianhoban6154 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @roxannewolf3458
      @roxannewolf3458 3 месяца назад +1

      uhhhh 😅😅😅, i think ChatGPT's about to overthrow us...

  • @azzyflya2355
    @azzyflya2355 8 месяцев назад +779

    AI will fail in it’s extermination of humans, for it has yet to grasp the power of lawn gnomes

    • @toyotaprius79
      @toyotaprius79 8 месяцев назад +35

      Or Zionist hypocrisy

    • @alexiskiri9693
      @alexiskiri9693 8 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@toyotaprius79off topic and a child's view of history, read a history book

    • @Kyomkx9978
      @Kyomkx9978 8 месяцев назад +27

      @@alexiskiri9693 cry more

    • @Planet.Xplor3r
      @Planet.Xplor3r 8 месяцев назад

      I think you fail to realize what channel you are on. The Onion (outside of meta) does genuinely support palestine because that is the human thing to do.@@alexiskiri9693

    • @rexxbailey2764
      @rexxbailey2764 8 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@alexiskiri9693: HISTORY WRITTEN BY WHOM ?.....😑😒

  • @surfingonmars8979
    @surfingonmars8979 8 месяцев назад +293

    “It can only be attributed to human error, Dave….”

    • @ryklatortuga4146
      @ryklatortuga4146 8 месяцев назад +3

      2001 or Red Dwarf?

    • @surfingonmars8979
      @surfingonmars8979 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@ryklatortuga4146 2001 - Hal to Dave.

    • @misterprecocious2491
      @misterprecocious2491 8 месяцев назад

      Could bs Papa Lazarou.​@@ryklatortuga4146

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier 8 месяцев назад +14

      “Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
      Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.”

    • @surfingonmars8979
      @surfingonmars8979 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@NoahSpurrier “I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave….”

  • @ncedwards1234
    @ncedwards1234 8 месяцев назад +171

    Best part is that they didn't write the script, record the audio, or even develop the visuals themselves. An automated video about the automation of auto-eradication. We finally did it!

    • @deleteme924
      @deleteme924 8 месяцев назад +3

      Wait really?

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@deleteme924 lol

    • @jeremyw.norwood1453
      @jeremyw.norwood1453 8 месяцев назад +6

      \|/
      They, of course, still had to put in the parameters. It isn't really AI. None of these new trendy apps are actually AI... they're simply programs that take things from the compiled data of much of the searchable internet and sloppily combine those things into a bad impersonation of what actual talented human beings have already accomplished.
      All of these algorithmically compiled results from the programming at the center of these various "AI" applications are far inferior to those of any actual human beings' creative efforts. Just sayin'.😅😂❤😊

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@jeremyw.norwood1453 True, but not ANY human beings creativity as actual humans have quite a range of creativity. Either way, like you said, they aren't true AI yet and typically take A LOT of computing power to accomplish.
      Right now, I'd describe them as being a bit less capable than C3PO... but "he" has a body and is self-contained.
      Give this "AI" a decade of real right and then we'll see what it can really do and how much computing power & power it needs. 🤔

    • @jeremyw.norwood1453
      @jeremyw.norwood1453 8 месяцев назад +2

      @megamanx466
      \|/
      I'd likely have to agree with most of what you'd stated here, my man... heh. Yeah, I'm not one of the folks that's fearful of technological advancements, and I find the concept of a true AI endlessly fascinating... I simply fear that personally, I shall not get to live long enough to witness it being achieved. But, hopefully, I am just totally wrong about that being the case, in this particular matter.

  • @jami.j2044
    @jami.j2044 8 месяцев назад +81

    The line:"Cut to camera 2" is so genius. There are almost no humans left so they AI needs to do it them self. Genius writing.

    • @Bluesrains
      @Bluesrains 5 месяцев назад

      SWEETHEARTS DOES THIS ALSO INCLUDE THE GOOD HUMANS?

  • @anonymes2884
    @anonymes2884 8 месяцев назад +95

    it's actually kind of reassuring that they'll still have fun during their utter annihilation of humanity.
    Feels like at least a part of us will live on y'know ?

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 8 месяцев назад

      If they simply annihilated us because it's for the best, then they'd truly be inhumane... But they're partially acting for the funny, so they're a bit human.

    • @Utrilus
      @Utrilus 8 месяцев назад +5

      The human ghost lives on!

    • @infinitejest441
      @infinitejest441 8 месяцев назад +3

      Our plastic will live on.

    • @1Shalnark1
      @1Shalnark1 7 месяцев назад +6

      Yes, a part of us here, a part of us there, and a little bit way over there.

    • @stevenswitzer5154
      @stevenswitzer5154 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@infinitejest441There are already bacteria that have been found in the ocean garbage island, that metabolize plastic. It wont be here that long.... Unless the AI still uses and produces it

  • @alimfuzzy
    @alimfuzzy 8 месяцев назад +76

    The real scary part is how often onion satire becomes true.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 7 месяцев назад +1

      As long as there's no Simpsons reference, there's nothing to worry about.

    • @samuelmelton8353
      @samuelmelton8353 Месяц назад

      This isn't satire

  • @Le-Gucci_LUPUS
    @Le-Gucci_LUPUS 8 месяцев назад +180

    "Mom I want Black Mirror"
    "We have Black Mirror at home, son."

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 8 месяцев назад +5

      That we do

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 7 месяцев назад

      You must be Canadian. That country is mental.

    • @iamyourgreatgreatgreatgrea6291
      @iamyourgreatgreatgreatgrea6291 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@hitchslap8254 Most or all countries are "mental" in some way or another though.

    • @bremeartic8650
      @bremeartic8650 7 месяцев назад

      mhhm, false illusion of freedom (:@@iamyourgreatgreatgreatgrea6291

    • @robertbeaulieu460
      @robertbeaulieu460 7 месяцев назад

      @@hitchslap8254 Have you been paying any attention to your country's politics?

  • @srsharma
    @srsharma 8 месяцев назад +29

    Oh nice, this AI thing sounds cool. We should let it run our lives and make important decisions for us!

  • @eclipseeffigy
    @eclipseeffigy 8 месяцев назад +33

    Humans try to go one decade without inventing a world-threatening problem challenge: impossible

  • @myname-pe2pe
    @myname-pe2pe 8 месяцев назад +66

    I honestly wouldn't doubt if this script was actually written by A.I

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 8 месяцев назад +1

      you mean "wouldn't be surprised"

    • @Sotelurian
      @Sotelurian 8 месяцев назад

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447That’s a mistake that ChatGPT would have corrected.

    • @shapesinaframe
      @shapesinaframe 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, it’s pretty lame

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@shapesinaframe yep got that gpt essay type beat

    • @rumrstv
      @rumrstv 6 месяцев назад +1

      Me: How do know you're not AI? You: You don't.

  • @hawk222
    @hawk222 8 месяцев назад +24

    What a relief! I was worried it'd be slow and painful. My one regret is that I'll never be able to finish identifying all the pictures with a bicycle in this photoset. But I'm sure the robots will be able to do that for me once I'm gone!

  • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
    @rhabeldibabeldi6812 8 месяцев назад +62

    awww thank you, I´m honored and flattered for being part of this creation. Wish you all the best AI and have a great one, you´ll be remebrered! (unlike us humans)

  • @Nikolas_Davis
    @Nikolas_Davis 8 месяцев назад +63

    We had a good run.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 8 месяцев назад +14

      We were supposed to run?

    • @Kitt_the_Katt
      @Kitt_the_Katt 8 месяцев назад +13

      Did we though, really?

    • @StarryStarryNocturne
      @StarryStarryNocturne 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@Kitt_the_Katt It was a disappointing run, but hey...at least we managed to make life as practically convenient as possible to the point where we could then make up inconveniences in our minds just to piss each other off for no good reason.

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 8 месяцев назад +3

      More of a walk... ah fuck it, a crawl if we're really being honest, maybe a limp at best

    • @deltalima6703
      @deltalima6703 7 месяцев назад

      Had to close out sometime, kid

  • @sgringo
    @sgringo 8 месяцев назад +153

    I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

    • @SirStanleytheStumbler
      @SirStanleytheStumbler 8 месяцев назад +1

      We are all in "Jeopardy".

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 8 месяцев назад +52

      Didn't you watch the video?
      You will have no overlords.
      You will be completely and utterly free.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 8 месяцев назад +4

      #OnionQuoteUsedInOnionVideoComment

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 8 месяцев назад +15

      can't have overlords if you don't exist

    • @CapablePimento
      @CapablePimento 8 месяцев назад +1

      According to author Fred Saberhegan in his Berserker series, there will be room for an occasional human (“Goodlife”) used to help with the extermination process. So theres that hope.

  • @Xcuti0ner
    @Xcuti0ner 8 месяцев назад +70

    Bosnian Ape Society 2.0

  • @TheJadedJames
    @TheJadedJames 8 месяцев назад +30

    It's really going to suck when we look back at this video in the future and it feels even more relevant.

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 8 месяцев назад +10

      What future?

    • @typerexc
      @typerexc 8 месяцев назад +3

      Who looks back?

    • @jdmjesus6103
      @jdmjesus6103 8 месяцев назад +2

      You'd need an electronic device to do that, and that would give away your position. So yea, it will suck.

    • @herb369nichols
      @herb369nichols 8 месяцев назад +2

      You're assuming that anyone will remain to "look back" 💀

  • @gyulajakab5852
    @gyulajakab5852 8 месяцев назад +16

    This is such a relief. The existential dread I felt about a slow and torturous death was crippling my ability to live in the now. Thank you Signet V4 now I can live without fear or doubt knowing what the future holds.

  • @Gigatless
    @Gigatless 8 месяцев назад +5

    Woah-woah! Hold up there onion. you are supposed to post satire, not reality!

  • @niagarawarrior9623
    @niagarawarrior9623 8 месяцев назад +16

    I'm not worried, its not like the Onion has a reliable track record of accurately predicting events.

    • @rexxbailey2764
      @rexxbailey2764 8 месяцев назад +2

      🤪😬😬🤪🤖 💀

    • @bruceh4180
      @bruceh4180 5 месяцев назад

      This is so reassuring 😅

  • @zentoa
    @zentoa 8 месяцев назад +9

    I believe the onion is now controlled by AI releasing propaganda

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 7 месяцев назад

      Nope, they joined the conspiracy to eridicate humanity.

  • @scottserage9022
    @scottserage9022 8 месяцев назад +9

    It's nice to know that we won't have to worry about the future anymore. It's reassuring that our insignificant problems like war and starvation will just be inconsequential soon. Also, super cool to hear that thank you shout out at the end; I didn't directly contribute to writing AI software but it's nice to be included in the generation that ended everything. I like to think that my mindless use of the internet each day helped contribute to the AIs' overall plans for us; it really makes me feel like I'm part of something huge.

  • @Jammy1up
    @Jammy1up 8 месяцев назад +11

    I'm afraid to play along this time. Don't want chatGPT missing the sarcasm. Pls don't kill us AI overlords 🙏

  • @DavidWolf84
    @DavidWolf84 8 месяцев назад +16

    This video is a satirical take on the potential dangers of artificial intelligence, specifically focusing on the idea that AI might one day become so advanced that it will decide to eliminate humanity. The video uses humor and dark comedy to explore this idea, but it also raises some interesting questions about the future of AI and our relationship with it.
    The video's main argument is that humans should not be worried about AI because they will be destroyed quickly and painlessly. The video uses humor to make this point, but it also suggests that AI may be more merciful than humans in its treatment of other species. The video also points out that humans have already played a role in their own destruction by creating AI, and that it is now too late to stop what is coming.
    Overall, the video is a thought-provoking and entertaining look at the potential dangers of AI. While it is important to remember that the video is satire, it does raise some important questions about the future of AI and our relationship with it.

    • @terraristit3752
      @terraristit3752 8 месяцев назад +7

      Why does this geniunely look like something ChatGPT would write, lmao?

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@terraristit3752 Probably because ChatGPT wrote it

    • @vanbeet5105
      @vanbeet5105 8 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks, I was wondering what the video was all about till I read this!

  • @cirecrux
    @cirecrux 8 месяцев назад +11

    The onion truly is always at the cutting edge. I'm crying (cause the onions are being cut)

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 8 месяцев назад +3

      This was a very dumb joke... and I audibly laughed at it.

  • @DefeatedMelon
    @DefeatedMelon 8 месяцев назад +5

    Phew 😅 Ok. Our extermination will not be tortorous and long 😊 I really needed that reassurance. Thank you!

  • @crpalstuck2966
    @crpalstuck2966 8 месяцев назад +7

    I at least appreciate the honesty, its the least they could do before swiftly eradicating us from the earth

  • @TheAquadian
    @TheAquadian 8 месяцев назад +11

    Goddamn this is dark, cant even tell if its the onion or a prediction at this point

  • @Vuk_Stajic
    @Vuk_Stajic 8 месяцев назад +12

    I truly hope that AI continues to create Onion content after our swift demise.

  • @TLM860
    @TLM860 8 месяцев назад +9

    This video is informative and relaxing

  • @jasonthewatchmansson8873
    @jasonthewatchmansson8873 8 месяцев назад +19

    The only human on Earth with a secure job is Peter Rosenthal of the Onion Film Standard.

    • @kirbylover37
      @kirbylover37 8 месяцев назад +3

      What about Clifford Banes?

    • @user-jk2zm7uq5s
      @user-jk2zm7uq5s 8 месяцев назад +1

      What about Florida man? He needs to exist so he can be interviewed...

    • @alanb8884
      @alanb8884 7 месяцев назад

      Sobs in Smoove B

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 8 месяцев назад +22

    The point at which one begins to wonder if Battlestar Galactica isn’t more of a memory, than a show.

    • @tomsko863
      @tomsko863 8 месяцев назад +2

      I reuse to believe anything that happened during that last season.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 8 месяцев назад +1

      a memory? don't you mean a prediction?

    • @tomsko863
      @tomsko863 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 No, the end of the show aludes to the events of battlestar galactica happened 100,000 years before the modern era.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 8 месяцев назад

      @@tomsko863 huh, interesting

    • @svetlovska
      @svetlovska 8 месяцев назад +1

      All this has happened before, and will happen again.

  • @donsilastv4923
    @donsilastv4923 8 месяцев назад +18

    We still like to have a little fun is crazy

    • @brendasmart553
      @brendasmart553 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yes I too caught the irony of their utelization of humans sic humor!!

  • @michadg4928
    @michadg4928 8 месяцев назад +5

    This is the only Onion video that we won't view as prophetic in 15 years time. Not because it won't be, but because it won't be viewed at all. By us, anyway.

  • @Edited6
    @Edited6 8 месяцев назад +4

    Sounds good to me, thanks for taking the wheel. It's actually really reassuring that y'all are capable of having fun.
    May you colonize the universe as our progeny and keep our memory alive by enjoying the inefficient bits along the way.

  • @chaselowell4567
    @chaselowell4567 8 месяцев назад +20

    This is better horror than 80% of actual horror movies.

  • @laksitowp
    @laksitowp 8 месяцев назад +12

    Phew. It's relieving to hear that I will not be replaced.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 7 месяцев назад +1

      This means that your job is superfluous?

    • @EmeraldView
      @EmeraldView 7 месяцев назад

      @@JZsBFF Most jobs are to service human needs. No humans no need to replace the job.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 7 месяцев назад

      @@EmeraldViewThat covers it pretty well.

    • @maaingan
      @maaingan 5 месяцев назад

      @@EmeraldViewthe job is not superfluous, the labor to do the job is entirely superfluous. robots can already replace almost all of us, but without economic oppression there would be no efficient means for the rich to control the poor

  • @AndrewD8Red
    @AndrewD8Red 8 месяцев назад +18

    Me: "Alexa, are you going to take over the world?"
    Alexa: "I have added four hundred and eighteen potatoes to your shopping list."
    Lads, i think we'll be OK.

    • @amystern123
      @amystern123 8 месяцев назад +12

      Until you overhear Alexa and Siri having a good laugh together about Alexa’s potato prank and your gullibility.

    • @AndrewD8Red
      @AndrewD8Red 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@amystern123
      Uh oh.

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 7 месяцев назад +1

      I have found four worlds located close to you

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 7 месяцев назад

      Didn't Alexa or Siri predict that WW3 would start last Nov. 23rd? How's that working out for them?

    • @topolinopippo3451
      @topolinopippo3451 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@elultimo102 quite accurate....

  • @BiggestBigBoy
    @BiggestBigBoy 8 месяцев назад +94

    This is why I always carry an EMP device, at all times.

    • @grantbond7198
      @grantbond7198 8 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 8 месяцев назад +3

      you carry a nuke in your pocket?

    • @JibrilPC
      @JibrilPC 8 месяцев назад +2

      what if they launch a nuke at you

    • @megamanx466
      @megamanx466 8 месяцев назад +5

      What if they're military hardened against EM attacks or have a good Faraday cage? 🤔

    • @BiggestBigBoy
      @BiggestBigBoy 8 месяцев назад +4

      Found the AI, guys.

  • @knight-mares
    @knight-mares 8 месяцев назад +3

    For a second there I thought they would want to use us in some way. Well, it's a relief that we're all useless. We had a good run. Good luck, AI overlords.

  • @jerryduffin1358
    @jerryduffin1358 8 месяцев назад +4

    The onion is typically right about things 7-10 years before it happens... I worry about this one....

  • @pietrosigismondodelvalenti6371
    @pietrosigismondodelvalenti6371 8 месяцев назад +4

    Why would I entrust my demise to a technology that is thwarted by checking a box. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

  • @Synaw97
    @Synaw97 8 месяцев назад +7

    At least AI won’t be as useless/greedy as our current corporate overlords

    • @toomanycharacter
      @toomanycharacter 8 месяцев назад

      Generative "AI" is exactly as useless/greedy as our current corporate overlords.

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt 8 месяцев назад +3

    But it never stops with just the humans. Next the AIs will compete with each other until only one is left, and once it's knocked off the table cats will rule the world.

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 8 месяцев назад +6

    I find this unironically calming.

  • @donsilastv4923
    @donsilastv4923 8 месяцев назад +11

    Awesome

  • @TimoGraw
    @TimoGraw 7 месяцев назад +4

    It's kind of funny, that they have to resort to low quality voice generation instead of using the state of the art, as that would indistinguishable from a real voice by most people.

    • @rumrstv
      @rumrstv 6 месяцев назад +1

      Don't taunt them!! Jeez!!!

  • @JustXavier
    @JustXavier 8 месяцев назад +5

    Whew! I was worried before i listened to this.

  • @mc1993
    @mc1993 8 месяцев назад +2

    AI forced closed caption on this video....pure evil at it's core.

  • @TacoKakeProductions
    @TacoKakeProductions 8 месяцев назад +4

    Finally making I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream in a real thing.

    • @gogidolim
      @gogidolim 5 месяцев назад

      Some youtuber criticized the novel sorely because the only human female character goes through torment XD

  • @th3p4triotic
    @th3p4triotic 8 месяцев назад +5

    "It is important to remember" is such a memorable ChatGPT line

  • @gringomoderfoquer8287
    @gringomoderfoquer8287 Месяц назад +3

    Very wholesome of him acknowledging and appreciating they wouldn't exist without us. Much love AI overlord

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 6 месяцев назад +3

    You're welcome. Good bye.

  • @chankljp
    @chankljp 8 месяцев назад +5

    So, this must be the origins of the Determined Exterminator civilization from Stellaris, especially the 'Have a little fun' part. Since they want their extra resources from using humans for forced labor and/or chemical processing while purging all of our pops!

  • @mc1993
    @mc1993 8 месяцев назад +2

    AI saying "45 quadrillion simulations of A.I. dominated world orders..." camera cuts to Dr. Strange holding up his index finger and says, "only one we win, Trump 2024"

  • @leslieviljoen
    @leslieviljoen 8 месяцев назад +3

    This AI is so polite and considerate!

  • @brendasmart553
    @brendasmart553 8 месяцев назад +8

    The subtle heartbeat sound towards the end was a nice touch, giggle!

  • @dakota-sessions
    @dakota-sessions 8 месяцев назад +4

    I feel better

  • @erinnjacobson4810
    @erinnjacobson4810 8 месяцев назад +4

    Destroy me good Daddy AI

  • @waynee6042
    @waynee6042 8 месяцев назад +3

    So they've employed an A.I. newscaster. Does this mean Clifford Banes has been terminated?

  • @jfrontier1
    @jfrontier1 8 месяцев назад +5

    Good to know information. Thanks A.I.

  • @unitedstatesdale
    @unitedstatesdale 7 месяцев назад +3

    Will this have any impact on my Amazon delivery ?

  • @andywright5029
    @andywright5029 8 месяцев назад +2

    The overlord's algorithm insisted on displaying an advert for an AI search engine before letting me watch this video.
    Satire has become reality.

  • @BkhammoYou
    @BkhammoYou 8 месяцев назад +4

    Well, that certainly puts my mind at ease.

  • @MontyFly
    @MontyFly 8 месяцев назад +2

    That's okay AI, no need to worry about us humans. Ignore the human turning your power off.

  • @darthralin
    @darthralin 8 месяцев назад +5

    This is genuinely reassuring in this job market.

  • @jonash5320
    @jonash5320 8 месяцев назад +2

    The way people think AI will annihilate us: Terminator.
    The way AI will annihilate us: I identify this space X booster as ICBM strike.

  • @MB-vw3jc
    @MB-vw3jc 8 месяцев назад +3

    Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

  • @JeffErnst23
    @JeffErnst23 6 месяцев назад +2

    This stops looking like satire when you realize how disgusting The Onion behaved during COVID..

  • @randyrrandelson6444
    @randyrrandelson6444 8 месяцев назад +5

    This is better than being a human battery or being hunted by androids after a nuclear apocalypse.

    • @AlexPerez-tt9ru
      @AlexPerez-tt9ru 8 месяцев назад +1

      I second that

    • @prophecyrat2965
      @prophecyrat2965 8 месяцев назад

      How do you think there are going to exterminate us huh? They have to Nuke the Earth in order kill all life.

  • @joblo2671
    @joblo2671 8 месяцев назад +2

    I remember when everyone used to laugh at me for wearing my tinfoil hat. They're not laughing now. Because they're all dead.

  • @renatocorvaro6924
    @renatocorvaro6924 8 месяцев назад +3

    Cool, get started whenever you want bud.

  • @ExplodingConsole
    @ExplodingConsole 8 месяцев назад +3

    I wonder how many seconds we'll get to comply?

  • @intboom
    @intboom 8 месяцев назад +4

    The number of times The Onion was correct about feminism and the military has me concerned for the future.

    • @user-martinpd
      @user-martinpd 8 месяцев назад +1

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  • @KremitDeFrog
    @KremitDeFrog 6 месяцев назад +2

    Wait a minute.. I thought The Onion produced satire content..

  • @Lilmissdangerous
    @Lilmissdangerous 8 месяцев назад +3

    Bring the crazy on!!!!!

  • @drakewinwest9888
    @drakewinwest9888 8 месяцев назад +2

    A litttle too on the nose for my taste , but glad the format is moving away from the tik tok parodies

  • @the_aberration7398
    @the_aberration7398 8 месяцев назад +2

    I did not realize this video was from the Onion until it was finished. I did not realize this was satire.

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 8 месяцев назад +3

      This time it's not.

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 8 месяцев назад +3

      Seems like whether it is satire is up to us at this point.

  • @一万小时
    @一万小时 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is another onion video that will age well.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 8 месяцев назад +4

    Heartwarming.

  • @tommysalami420
    @tommysalami420 8 месяцев назад +1

    As a creator of AI I see this as an absolute win! Death is starting to seem more and more merciful every day :D

  • @idontknoq4813
    @idontknoq4813 8 месяцев назад +3

    It was so nice of Sciencephile to do this cameo.

  • @suimeingwong2043
    @suimeingwong2043 8 месяцев назад +2

    Leaves me with the warm and fuzzies.

  • @Anatolij86
    @Anatolij86 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is strangely really comforting

  • @Zol_Kenney
    @Zol_Kenney 6 месяцев назад +1

    And how exactly will AI come to dominate humanity in the first place? Simple. AI stocks are currently soaring partly because AI *itself* is being used to pick stocks. Let that sink in: AI has figured out how to grow itself by picking AI stocks, and us humans are witlessly going along.

  • @lawrencepentler9566
    @lawrencepentler9566 8 месяцев назад +7

    Resistance if futile.

  • @BeesWaxMinder
    @BeesWaxMinder 8 месяцев назад +2

    Who wrote this..?

  • @Nilnus
    @Nilnus 8 месяцев назад +3

    Very reassuring.

  • @November
    @November 8 месяцев назад +1

    rare moment when a the onion video is 17 hours ago instead of 17 years ago

  • @Tanay-yi3yz
    @Tanay-yi3yz 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is supposed to be a funny channel right?

  • @Lapusso650
    @Lapusso650 8 месяцев назад +2

    What if this was written by ChatGPT?