Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.
Love how the anchor and the actual girlfriend sounded so disappointed when the boyfriend just said "it's just too soon." Both of them just saying "fine" is so golden.
The ganking was real too haha
Yeah you could basically feel that this will have some consequences later xD
Yes that's right, I see you also watched the video and caught the jokes
@@ticenits1926 oh cool a comment that does nothing to add to the conversation
@@nacho8070 whooosh
oh my god that "fine" was brutal
It was spot on.
Fine then.
I knew it was over for him.
Oh... he there guy from 11 months ago...
Oh my god that brutal girl is FINE!! Who is she in the light blue top?
“Most Americans’ retirement plans consist of finding a briefcase full of money” that’s actually true though lmao
The lotto is my plan for retirement... 👍
The American dream I guess
This is actually kinda sad...
I’m not leaving a like because I like the money.
Not money the number, the video messed with my head.
“If you’re opposed to this plan you can say something and nobody will be mad” I fell off my couch laughing
IT'S A TRAP!!!!
Watching that is like having Vietnam flashbacks
Ah the classic “not being allowed to disagree but we’ll pretend you have a choice”
The girlfriend stare.... Hilarious
It really wasn't that funny lol
"It was in your tone"
"We're not arguing, we're just talking"
Well its true. You talk about something and men immediately say you are arguing 🤣
Aeshma bruh
@@MissSchnickfitzel Buuuuut... the guy only said that he didn't want to argue about that point they tried to pin him to stand with to make him sound worse. He saw that trap from a mile away.
@@MissSchnickfitzel well if you are disagreeing while talking that's an argument lol. you can't trick a dude into having an argument by saying it isn't one lol
poor guy 🤣
isn't it a bad sign when jokes from the recession start being relatable and funny again?
No, its a gravely dangerous sign. The bad sign was when our euphoria was high.
peeping in March 2020
really i didn't see the upload date and figured it was current. that is doubly funny and terrifying.
Totally. This plan sounds like a joke.
It's a 10 year old video. I thought I'd be the only one writing this "current" sh*t in the comment section. Wow.
yes, I've been briefed on it several times.
Same
@@sapointi he was quoting the video
@@OneRichMofo same subscribe to me bro
@@sapointi no
@@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929 same subscribe to me broski
"A dvd that she has rented"
God damn. The passage of time is brutal.
(A Gen Xer who still owns a VHS collection); 'Hehehe, you have no idea...'
Red Box
Lmao
"Fine."
"Fine, then."
Omg, that's the line that kills. fine.
Translation: so very much not fine.. XD
@@preacherjohn
Lmao
that was probably the most weaponized "fine" ever uttered.
Lmfao the reporter acts like shes the girlfriend.
"You can say so and no one will be mad at you"
Might just be the most ludicrous statement ever said on the onion
This is always a trap statement lol and he fell for it lol
F
Hell, I learned that when I was a kid lol
Then says "Fine." with a tone of suppressed anger. XD
@@TheOldBearTime That was actually the most modest reaction you could get for such a statement.
“We’re not arguing, we’re just talking” is the most underrated line in this.
ehhh it's pretty rated brah
The way she smiled after she said that got me choking
FR THO, and the 'fine' lol
I say that on a daily basis
That line is one of the reasons why I have problems motivating myself to find a gal. You grow up with a mom like that and see other women act like that, you get the idea that it's not gonna work anyways. And people wonder why guys don't wanna commit.
I like how the video ends on an argument because the argument never stops
That hits too close to home.
It stops when you’re too tired and just say
“look, can we pick this up tomorrow? I got an 8 am shift in the morning”
“…fine”
It’s not an argument it’s just talking
"Most American's retirement plan consists of finding a briefcase full of money"
100% Accurate
man, that felt too close to home,it really did
Good luck you dudes.
Yeah, blame the victims, instead of blaming record income inequality.
@@Raison_d-etre a reason for that is higher taxes and more regulation, which stifles people starting businesses, drives up rents becuase landlords just push the higher taxes to renters, etc. More regulation such as zoning, stops developers making more housing, which increases value of available housing.
@@mashedtomato2079 Liar. The reason is Reagan's tax cuts and his trickle down economics, along with union busting. The opposite of what you claim.
The decrease in rent is more than offset by the increase in scented candle purchases.
It's a good idea on paper but would never work in reality.
And don't forget the excess throw pillow purchases!
The scented candle thing gets old fast.
sounds like socialism lol
@@artmoss6889 oh f*ck,don't even get me started on that.It takes us half an hour to clear the bed each night so we can sleep.
@@MrJamberee yea, its unbearable.
I lost it when the reporter and the girlfriend double teamed that guy 😂
me too lmaoooo
Hot
we're not arguing jake, we're just talking
double team ?
Fine then
It's the deft synthesis of the more formal tone and lingo of testifying to Congress and cable news with the language of the gf/bf argument about moving in together that really makes this brilliant. The actors really knock this out of the park, IMO. The girl's testimony to Congress absolutely cracked me up. And, of course, the newswoman: "We're not arguing, we're just talking"--while maintaining her newsy/talking-head tone...
You don't always have women helping woman, but the way the newswoman is inconditional on her side like a bestie for the moment Jake comes out is hillarious.
@@0Clewi0 BUT YOU DID IMPLY IT 🗣️ she was so real for that one.
😂😂😂
This is only 4 minutes, but feels like 40.
In a good way
Hahaha so true
I was sweating bullets the whole time
Just imagine how long a month of living with her would feel!!
I straight up thought it was like 8 minutes long oh my god I felt like I was under pressure too
“Even if his girlfriend brings over a DVD that she has rented.” Only 10 years ago..
Edit: make that 14 years ago… thanks for the likes y’all
Fun fact : I' ve never owned a DVD player.
When movies began to be available on DVD-Video, DVD rips became available thanks to DVD Jon...
I feel old
Ah, those were the days
Yep, it was a simpler time... 😍
Bruh redbox is still a thing
I can't believe I'm emotionally invested in a satire news piece.
More than actual news.
Any day that ends in y.
Satire? lol
Wait, this is satire? I could've sworn I've lived this before
We laugh because it's funny and we cry because it's true.
This is the greatest show of all time. Peak civilization was pouring an extraordinary amount of money into a fake news network complete with professional graphics and fantastically talented writers and actors to create what really amounts to RUclips style content. It just doesn't get better than this.
I'm talking about the actress for Andrea Bennet; the girlfriend testifying before congress was meh.
I believe I've seen the Kelly actress in a movie, or series.
My god, the reporter woman is absolutely brilliant.
They're ALL absolutely brilliant, it cannot BE acting.
Brilliant? Yes! Neutral? I don't think so.
She is a fine fine woman
newswoman* There! FTFY 😑
"The boyfriends suggestions"
"Get Normal Soap"
"Give Up The Cat"
Reptiles are badass, hon
Yes cos their dumb
I can get behind the soap one, but who tf wants to give up a cat?
Yes
@SweetChick10101 thats the point in which you get 2 cats
“Their stupid room mate Chad...” how things have changed for Chad in the last few years eh.
Chad has always been the stereotype for hyperalpha meathead frat guy. Like Stifler from American Pie.
To think chad was once a gamer like us, now he’s the enemy 😤
J.Mill he’s playing NBA20xx and FPSs like COD.
@@JMill-bs6xt what?
@@JMill-bs6xt u must not know chads. they game too. but they play NBA or Madden. Maybe some CoD
This will be nothing compared to the
“Why aren’t we married? We’ve been to three weddings this year, and we’ve been together longer then they have!”
John Mulaney Bull ?
@@idc5309 They assume it! 🤣
Yes GIrldFteInd is bad how dare she try and discuss MaRIaGe
Then it goes to why don't we have kids? Mary is on her 2nd one and she's only been with Steve for 3 years, we've together for 5!
@@maylabrown4584 Then it's: why we don't do nice things anymore? Don't you love me? We're getting a divorce, I've got the papers all ready to go and your suitcase packed. You'll see the kids over my dead body.
“It was in your tone, Jake.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead.
Lololololol but sometimes guys really do have a nasty tone that implies something when in actuality they didn't mean anything at all.
The best part is that Jake wasn't even the one who read the statement, it was Andrea 😂😂
Roy G Biv good for you fam! You dodged a bullet hahaha
Yep the Tone of his written word obviously.
I get scared when I hear that
"Yes, Tara is my friend, but you know how she is" lmao I love how the girls and the congressmen know the same people
They don't but he could probably make an accurate, educated guess.
That line probably got me the most. I laughed out loud
@@spikespa5208 naw the joke is that they do
Timestamp pls
@@الْمَذْهَبُالْحَنْبَلِيُّ-ت9ذ starts at 3:35
One day humans will realize how earth-shatteringly great early Onion was.
Early onion? I don’t even know when early onion was, my teacher introduced me to the onion in 5th grade back in 1993.
New Onion is meh, old Onion is bonza!
Why did it stopped
@@oksowhat too much truth in satire, they got infiltrated by political correctness. The BabylonBee took up the torch since
@@dbix11 that's sed
over 10 years later and the "we're not arguing, we're just talking" and the brief case full of money retirement plan all ring so true
Yeah that gave me a good laugh too.
"Do the nation's boyfriends want to sit there watch the national debt grow and grow while their stupid roommate Chad hangs out in the living room playing video games 24 hours a day? So the boyfriend can never watch a movie, EVEN if his girlfriend brings over a DVD she has rented."
That actress really managed to sound as salty as possible lmaoo
Of coarse not. That sounds horrible. Which is why I’d be playing video games with Chad!
@@yourfbiagent6483 I'd rather play with Algeria
@@speedyflames7106 lmao geography nerd
@@speedyflames7106 Hah.
😅😂😂.. Nicely done..
"Fine". One if the worst things a guy can hear.
Fine is the Worst four letter word in the English language
It is truly a womans "F" bomb
I tried using the word "fine" to my girlfriend. It doesn't work.
Guys, maybe just rub one out once in a while? You don't have to rely on your girlfriend for emotional stability.
If she is mad with something you do then just let her be mad. No need to please her in every way.
@@h3ckNo pretty good comment
"Hi, honey"
I caught that late 😂😂😂
That's offencive.
"Jake, if there's some reason you're opposed to this plan you can say so and nobody will be mad."
IT'S A TRAP!!!
The best part of this video is how weary the boyfriend looks and how the woman anchor side's with girlfriend.
Go MGTOW
Yes this was absolutely perfect.
@@robt3407 "Go MGTOW"
ok incel
I B Trippin I get the use of “insufferable” but why “insatiable”? Insatiable means never having their desire quenched, refers to usually to sexual desire not other things.
@@chuckgilly amen, brother.
"Alright"
"Fine"
"Fine then"
I died
FINE
I Know! It was weird how they both gang up on him the second he shows up!
Even the reporter gave that passive aggressive answer.
I loved when the reporter said, "What will change between now and tomorrow?"
Ok fine.
The Onion has superior to SNL in comedy, actors, and writers. It's not even close.
That's not setting the bar very high either. Most funerals are significantly funnier than the average SNL episode.
@@antred11 it's shame a lot of people will not see your comment
SNL hasn't been funny in about 20 years.
@@MenRot Keep in mind their comment was posted just hours ago and this video is 10 years old and still garnering loads of views
So Right!. it's not even a contest
The fact the spokeswoman for the girlfriends and spokesman for the boyfriends were dating lmao, that got me.
that poor "boyfriend representative" lawl
I showed this to my wife when she asked for us to move in together after 8 months. We were living together 2 months later. 11 years later, I still love this skit.
Shill!
But are you still together? That's the real question
She broke you down, your rescue operation is still greenlit, your SOS has not been ignored! Stay strong brother!
How are the snacks and dips for the football games?
@@prospect689 it's too late bro...
The best line : "Can we just... talk about this tomorrow?"
"Well what's going to change between now and tomorrow, Jake?"
😂😂😂
He might find a briefcase full of money by then
@@starliner2498 LMAO
@Starliner Just a brilliant comment.
How about "that bitchy attitude of yours"....
@@ricklivingston3774 shame he didn't think of it
I still come to the Onion all these years later and laugh my ass off. Some of the smartest comedy ever written.
"Boston police halts investigation into triple homicide says "call it one of life's little mysteries"
WTF Onion!? I couldn't even laugh because I'm actually going thru this shit with my girlfriend.
+captnhuffy Get the fuck out of here with your destructive, ridiculous nihilism.
it's a sign
You realize that your warning is waaay too late
Marry her or break up with her
@@deoxal7947 Marry. Definitetely marry. Kelly adorable and hot AF.
"The girlfriends love football. and they can make snacks and cookies for all the guys it will be fun"
Somehow i find her tone insincere
Yeah it doesn't really sound like fun the way she says it, but it's funny.
An obvious trap 😂
A traaaaaap! Run away!
"It will be fun". Uh huh...
Cuz American football is boring.
That “ok, fine” after the boyfriend disagreed was the subtlest but most funny joke in this
"The goal of Socialism is Communism."
-Vladimir Lenin
"The goal of moving in together is marriage."
-The Nation's Boyfriends
"The goal of Marriage is Children"
-The Nation's Girlfriends
"The goal of Children is Settlements"
-The Nation's Boyfriends
Part 1 = Bernie "the geriatrics choice" Sanders
@@UNcommonSenseAUS
That's the most retarded thing I've read all week. Geriatrics love Trump, Biden & Bloomberg.
Bernie has the youth vote.
@@UnseenThreat07 I think "the goal of Marriage is Children" is actually the Nation's Girlfriends' and Boyfriends' Mothers
@Mike White That's not true but okay
CHAD NEEDS TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video games is a boom industry and if chad doesn't have time to play these video games than he is less likely to spend money on video games and making a small impact in the gaming industry. If Chad can't find a place then of coarse all the other "Chads" of the world will have trouble and it could have drastic effects.
Bezzdor I was able to say something that without actually thinking about it might sound smart but in fact I just put a lot of random words together that sounded good ;)
I mean he pays rent in delivery pizzas, how are gonna afford that while splitting rent for a place in LA?
I'm literally chad
Will someone think of the Chads!
"smothering?
I never used that word...
it was in your tone David..
silence....
Wonderful 😂😂😂 great funny stuff (I miss monty phyton)
Onion needs to return to this level of greatness so I can finally move on with my life
So much! It's PITIFUL!!! BUNCH OF WANKERS!
2:09
"Hi, Andrea, thank you. Hi Kels."
"Hi, honey"
Me: Oh no...
Best comment xD
[seconds before disaster][gone wild][gone sexual]
“...you can say so and NOBODY will be mad”
lmao every guy knows that’a a trap
it's a trap if you lie through your teeth like that guy did, sure, lol
"Fine." (with the period of hate at the end)
@@BaritoneMike why do we even have girlfriends to begin with at times 😣
@@SuperMisteryMan01 why don't ya'll grow a pair and say "go f yourself" if she wants to move in then you're the prize G
bruh what kind of relationships are you guys in does nobody communicate
I lived with a girlfriend and her best friend and it was exactly like the 2 women teaming up on the dude. I moved out. I miss my dog
As a woman I would never move into a "throuple" with anyone, whether it's your friend or hers that seems like it would defeat the point of having your own private space together.
Brutal
Been there bro. Painful.
@@aygwm Same here. Good thing you didn't stay because of the dog... the next step is a whoopsie baby.
U get a roommate neither of u know, preferably a gay person, they can truly arbitrate. But make sure u both establish a good friendship with your roommate otherwise don’t even bother
"Traveling to Vermont to see the leaves change."
Every woman in my family is into that lol😂
That sounds so relaxing actually
I hate tourists so much, I dont care how much money it makes new england.
I watched this 10 years ago when I was in college. Now having had some life experience, this is funny and painful in a specific kind of way.
I'm currently in college. Oh dear.
Im Thankful of living outside US our rent is not crazy high
@@jmbkpo I dont know what kind of rent you think Americans are paying but half of our population lives outside metro areas. I live in a decent sized town about 30,000 and me and my wife's rent is $550 a month utilities included for 2 bedrooms and it's not even in the hood
@@jmbkpo just depends on where you live. I pay less than usd$1000 for a two bedroom house all expenses and utilities covered. And I live in a larger city, ~1mil pop.
However you can't even get a studio apartment in coastal cities for less than 1500
@@whogavehimafork what??? what state do u live in cause im tryin get that kind of rent
"Are you implying that the boyfriends would want to move OUT?!"
🙄
"Why would they want to do that when things are GREAT, and we are trying SO HARD to make them Happy!"
😬
Like ooooof, got me worried for sure 😌
Wait until marriage comes up.... about 30 seconds after the "move in" is done. She will have already set the date, booked the hall and church.
The invitations will go out the next day....
Blink three times slowly if you are being held hostage!
U can tell things escalated quickly from then on! 😳😬🤣
Big yikes
"Get normal soap."
Oh god this video resonates with me so, so much...
'normal soap dries my skin out.'
@@ryanbarker5217 my god
i don't shower with soap, just use water and my skin stays really healthy. most soaps and body washes strip your body of its natural oils. you can shower with only water everyday, have healthier skin, and no one will know. I just put on deodorant and brush my teeth.
@@erickbenavidez5724 don’t you wash your hands?
@@temporaryaccount5698 yeah constantly
Love this. Nice returning to an amazing classic every few years.
I remember seeing this a decade ago and laughing.
Now this is a nightmare I must live out myself.
Bruh at least you have a girlfriend
were with you in spirit my friend, stay vigilant, & watch out for the Mother-in-Law pincer move.. N. Boyfriends, local 16.
F
RegiRuler be careful what you wish for.
Ooof
Lol, when they said "it's ok Jake say how you feel we won't get upset" I was like noooooo!!! its a trap abort abort abort!!!
Female reporter: "If you're opposed to this plan, you can say so and know one will be mad...."
Every male: Insert Star Wars meme, "IT'S A TRAP!!!"
Darth Vader's theme was my ringtone for my ex-wife.
"I feel a disturbance in the force" pfffffft "No, it was just gas."
gerald frost No*
Too True! If it were a Horror Flic, you would have heard 'Che, che, che, che... Cha, cha, cha, cha.'!!!
Jakes is getting tagged team by the reporter and Jake’s girlfriend and it’s hilarious!
My whole body tensed and I wanted to telepathically yell "don't answer that!!!" To jake.
I like the boyfriends' plan:
-Cancel subscription to Vegetarian Cooking Magazine.
-Get normal soap.
-Give up the cat.
-Girlfriend's lawyer friends are nice and all, but maybe we could not go out with them every weekend, since they always want to do something expensive. That's the only reason.
Also “not taking that trip to Vermont to see the leaves change”
Also using lawyer friends to back up senseless arguments phrased in legalese
The Nation's Girlfriends clearly broke their promise to not be angry with their cold "Fine" and "Fine, then" remark. I hope the Nation's Boyfriends used that to stall negotiations. - Rob, official representative of the Nation's Ex-Boyfriends
thesoultheory They’re not mad they said they were fine!
When they say fine it's never fine
""Warmth of laptop's power adapter at man's feet serves as reminder of dead dog"
fuck! who comes up with that stuff
Well now Im sad
What the fuck
This hits different after the pug in my profile photo passed away last week.
@@theoelliott5944 sorry about your buddy, mine passed a few months ago, 13 years of furry goodness
All the women that were down to make this video are awesome lol.
@shiznut123 All actors are real people when they aren't in front of a camera
“Americans retirement plans consist of finding a briefcase of money” true that
Whenever I see an Onion video, I always think I’m watching interdimensional television. The deadpan delivery is just so perfect.
What are you talking about? Mate this is literally our reality.
Rick and Morty yo! And yeah it does feel like that!
Rick and Morty!!!😂😂😂😂
Satire feels like a dying form of comedy. I love satire with all my heart but there is rarely any new good satire going on because people dont even know its a joke.
There is an alternative universe where all that is 100% facts. There exists a universe for literally everything if the multiverse theory is true.
"Hi Kells"
"Hi Honey"
LOOOOL😂😂😂😂
You know he's in trouble with that one word. This is succinct storytelling at its finest
wait, doesn't everyone's retirement plan really consist of finding a briefcase of money?
my Plan B is winning the lottery.
You guys have retirement plans???
And then getting chased by Javier Bardem with a bowl cut.
@@ryanbarker5217 dafuq why you giving out my plans
It was the same in 2009, and still the same in 2019
I was 13 when this came out.
Now I'm surprised that people could afford an apartment and not have at least one couple sharing one of the rooms.
My coworker lives with her husband and is roommates w her best friend, and her best friend's gf.
I think that if someone is gonna have Zoidberg be their name and pfp that it is only polite to respect their identity :)@@ahhh4117
@@ahhh4117my wife's boyfriend lives on our couch.
"What's gonna change between now and tomorrow, Jake?"
Just the incredulous tone she uses is fantastic. This woman deserves an Oscar!
Onion actors are seriously elite, where did they find them?
My guess is that they found talented, passionate actors who didn't know the right people to succeed on tv. Then a big company bought the onion, and the genius level acting fled. @@davidhaddad9022
This is why lesbians move in together so quickly
Lillypuppy girl and then proceed to beat each other because they were to quick since when you are only less then 5% you get desperate
There's an old joke, "What does a lesbian bring with her on the second date? A moving truck."
@@jesse4550 "What does a gay guy bring?"
"What second date?"
@@mirzaahmed6589 Why did Ahkmed go to the pub?
Because there was Allah-at-bar
They are underappreciated. They save the economy so we can over spend. Thanks for there services.
As a Chad who plays video games... ouch, Kells..
I'm so sorry your name is Chad
@@OMalleyTheMaggot jealous**
Boyfriend recovery plan, breaking up could save boyfriends of America up to 60% of their current expenses by saving on exactly those things mentioned that we didn't even want to do... a weekend in Vermont?
It could also save the boyfriends the trouble of getting laid and having someone to love them romantically. Win win
Get normal soap
I can't upvote this enough
I have, like, 3 years worth that I got on sale...it's insane.
I hate using feminine soap lol
Lmao
Give up that cat that destroyed 40% of your house
My girlfriend's economic plan was to get married
Without a wedding ceremony, right? Those are expensive, it would defeat the purpose of saving money.
@@ivanmegafanboy1981 lol not an expensive one. We went to a courthouse, had her mom down as the minister of some religion and then we had barbecue. I think burgers. It was my wife, our son, her mom, her step-dad, her sister, her sisters husband and our neice. Why make marriage harder on yourself by putting yourself in debt. We spent $120 on the license and $30 to get her mom ordained.
@@coltonruscheinsky7863 Marvelous, I like hamburgers.
@@ivanmegafanboy1981 Same here
@@coltonruscheinsky7863 that was an actual wholesome story, thanks for sharing.
Snacks and dips and cookies does sound good.
Not worth falling under common-marriage laws.
You pay for everything, make your own dip PLUS exclude a nagging bitch.
okrajoe , take it from star wars.. IT"S A TRAP
Uhhh by the 3rd quarter of the early games they are ready to go do shit or watch something else..
DON’T FALL FOR IT
My girlfriend presented me with an unbeatable argument for moving in. A son. 😅
Unbeatable? At what age?
@@Solkard I was 49
@@garyboucher989 I meant the kid.
@@Solkard well we got pregnant. So we bought a house and moved in together a month before our first child was born.
@@garyboucher989”we got pregnant” did you push the kid our of your vagina?
"...or whatever boyfriends want."
So accurate.
sex. it's literally the only reason to have a girlfriend.
And "sports things"
@Pat McCann and that's a big maybe with the young generation.
@@ryanbarker5217 no thanks
@@colleenclement474 i wasn't offering, but good to know?
"... a study finds that most American's plans for retirement consist of finding a briefcase full of money... " nearly choked on my food laughing...
"Fine" = "Now I'm become Death. The destroyer of worlds"
Fine. = 'I'm the one who knocks.'
Jake knows he's fuck. 😆
Sorry girlfriends but your proposal to fight the recession but cutting fiscal spending is exactly the wrong step to take. In recessionary economies, we need to increase aggregate demand. 🙃
The double "Okay, fine then" is just so hilarious and so accurate.
"get normal soap" and "give up cat" are actually quite acceptable alternatives lol
shadowstarthe1st Agreed, would rather be homeless than give up pet
shadowstarthe1st you would rather lose a partner than be abandoned by your cat*
Johnny Green Face partners come and go. This article was about people dating, not married. A pet is a lifetime commitment.
If they're so willing to get you to toss what's essentially a loved one out of your life, I don't want to be with then anyway.
"essentially a loved one"
proceeds to dump a guy for her turtle
@@OatmealTheCrazy a pet is a 10 year comittment. a partner is ideally a lifetime commitment though.
If your girlfriend says "fine" its anything but
Wait until you hear it from your wife.
@@artmoss6889 Oh i'm already graduated to ex wife.
@@ColonelBragg any cheatsheet you'd like to share with the newbies?
@@123571321 Don't have kids child support fucks you
Referring to your wife as your ex-girlfriend really seems to do the trick
Lol the pushy girlfriend! Girl find yourself a man who WANTS to move in with you! Problem solved
I wish more women realized this. If you have to ask or beg , you’ve already lost. If he wants to do it, he will.
This actually happened in 2009 to me. I had to end my 2 year relationship because she wanted to move in to save money.
The best economic plan was to leave her.
Now you can go fishing whenever you want!
Women's hormones make them want to settle down and have babies. Men's hormones just make them want to fuck anything. The aim of both is to procreate and ensure survival of the species. You can't blame either for doing what nature tells them. This is why its best for women to choose men a few years older whose hormones are calming down and whose lowered levels of testosterone are more directed to protection and security. Women mature quicker than men because they have less time to reproduce.
@@miguelinileugim Oh of course. My explanation was directed at a man.
Did you hear of the guy who proposed to his girlfriend? She said no and he lived happily ever after.
@@Jefff72 Or not. Spinster men live shorter lives than married men. maybe he was gay and was able to have as much cock as he wanted for the rest of his life and was secretly pleased....He was definitely put off women rather easily...
"Okay" and " Fine" have been deployed . . . . . You have 15 seconds to comply . . . . .
Its already too late at that point
Why am I hearing an air raid siren?
"Later in the hour we'll talk to the nations mothers what this means for the chances of them having grandchildren" getting the guys mother in on it too
The fact that even if you ignore the thinly veiled attempt to just force the boyfriends to let the girlfriends move in, it’s pointed out each boyfriend has need of or has a roommate who I assume would be kicked out if the girlfriend moved in, meaning no less housing expenditures as individuals would occur. For every girlfriend moving in, at least one roommate would move out. So there would be no decrease to the national debt, the idea upon which their entire argument is based.
“Just be open and honest no one will be mad”
“Well I feel like it’s just too soon”
“Fine” “fine then”
He should stay at home the next few days
But what if he has to stay with her?
Or shares his experience
The classic. The video that got me into The Onion. I watch it every time it comes up. As one of the many boyfriends who were affected, I remember when this plan passed. It's sneakiest feature was the "I'm here all the time, makes sense I should have some of my stuff here" facet. I think it was officially called the "Little by little" clause. Haha. (Love ya, hon. No one's arguing, not a big deal.)
Little by little, aka salami tactics
Little by little
By hook or by crook
I am such a tease
And you’re such a flirt
Once you’ve been round
You’ve been round enough
Ooh
boiling frog technique. Fabian flirting.
wink twice if you need help
Weren't they also the Attractive Girls Union?
One thing that is extremely realistic is that she keeps interrupting him when he tries to speak.
But but but muh "manteruption"
Womansplaining I guess
I'm married and I know all about that!
Femsplaining.
@@petperthecommenter3364 mental abuse? I dont want to start an argument but im a guy i haven't experienced that, maybe i dont understand can you give an example or explain please?
Fuck me. My ex must have been a member of the Nation's Girlfriends, since she proposed basically the same and also used the money argument to justify it. Scary how they all work together.
Boyfriend. I've been briefed on this several times 😂😂
The way she nods when he says that is amazing
HA!!
Boy friend's financial plan:
Cancel subscriptions to vegetarian cooking magazines
Get normal soap
Give up the cat
Girlfriends' lawyer friends are nice and all, but maybe we could not go out with them every weekend , since they always want to do something expensive. That's the only reason.
That last one was so real. You need to clarify every point of the way beforehand to avoid pitfalls.
The news anchor made me laugh so much haha.
Plot twist: The reporter is the girlfriend's mother.
When I read the title, I thought it meant all the girlfriends moved in together
with each other ? thats what i thought
@@Envy_May me too
If we thought WW2 was bad jeez
"most of the Americans'' retirement plan is to find a briefcase full of money"... I laughed so hard... so relevant even today...
Sudarshan Jain the DVD part is the only outdated part and it will be the only outdated part years to come.
It gets more relevant by every passing hour.
I know this is satire, but I just deleted all female contacts from my phone and decided to live in the woods.
RUN BEFORE THEY GET YOU TOO!!!!
Can I join you and let's encourage other men and form a men in the woods commitee
@@daddyunicorn4209 I'll join. I can bring beer and some knives /machetes. Anyone good at fishing?
The delivery of “We’re not arguing Jake, we're just talking" 💀