Fun fact: Fabius Bile learned flesh crafting from the Homunculus Covens. Also a lot of Homunculus are from the Eldar Empire pre-fall they are so old, and they have learned and regret NOTHING!
But isn't Fabius from Emperor's children, the Slaanesh CSM legion? Why would a drukhari teach him anything when he works for Slaanesh? I doubt he would acquire that knowledge before his heresy either. Can someone enlighten me or provide a source?
Yea, a lot of these quotes are flawed in that a lot of things can easily be applied to each one, murder made flesh really makes me feel tyranids, as they are entirely flesh, and do nothing but murder and try to murder
Yeah, in fact, lots of Drukhari weapons specifically don't kill their targets, e.g. a lot of their poison weapons only kill people through essentailly an overdose, with the poisons mainly paralysing their targets through intense pain, thus making them easy for....... collection
@@NathanMarcusSPhua I mean it’s still pretty clear. When I think of murder and terror my mind goes to night lords then to dark Eldar. So when DK ruled out Night Lords I was hoping
The male drukhari of the wych cults are called *'Beastmasters'* they capture, tame and train a lot of wildest animals of the toughest planets imaginable to use them in gladiatorial combat and raids.
@@Xenos_hive Bricky forgot to mention the Archons (the leaders of the Kabals) do not fully trust in nobody even their own families and underlings they rather employ mercenaries as bodyguards and high profile agents.
@@manuelkfc7916 Yes, some of the beasts the drukhari Beastmasters tame Is one called Clawed Fiends. Furry beasts bigger than a space marine mix of a monkey and a big cat with multiple eyes that goes full berserk the moment it smells its own blood.
@@Ake-TL The Scourges are the drukhari analogue of the asuryani Swooping Hawks. Except the scourges hire the services of the homunculae giving them brutal surgical, chemical and genetic changes on their bodies to be able to fly.
my favorite story for the Homunculi that may be non-canon now, I heard from Baldemort, Basically the coven of the dark creed (i think) were attacking a world that was in constant terror, and were just having a ball but eventually the Raven Guard came and were able to "kill" the main Homunculi, which really pissed him off so he went and ambushed the marines and during the battle he tasted some of the Raven Guard gene-seed and immediately tasted an impurity in it, he then switched tactics to kidnap some of the marines rather than kill, which he was able to get a fair amount of. eventually the Raven guard counter attacked to get their brethren back and once they found them, nothing seemed wrong so they just looked over them and made sure they were still battle worthy then left, of course over time the gene-seed was passed down from these marines to the next batch of recruits and after several hundred years or so, the plan of the Haemonculi was truly shown, when an entire batch of Raven Guard aspirants turned into horrible mutated beasts
Isn't gene seed distribution 1:1? So like instead of killing an entire batch of veterans, he took them and made an overcomplicated timebomb that would just kill an equal number of aspirants half a millennia later? What a nerd lmao
@@PatienceKiss No, Space Marine have 2 geneseeds inside of them, one in the neck and one somewhere in the chest. So provided that the infected space marine didn't die, they passed off 2 infected geneseeds which multiplied as more space marine were created with the infected geneseed inside of them.
@@PatienceKiss 1:2. Each marine is implanted with 1 genesede, and then it grows a progeniter gland(creating a second), so when a marine dies you can harvest 2 genesede from them, thus making 2 more marines. So just 1 recovered marine could create 32 marines after 5 generations of each marine dying and having both genesedes recovered. The issue is recovery lol, you need an apothecary on hand, salvageable genesede AND a body that you can recover to harvest.
Fun fact about Malys. A LOT of early 40k characters in the eldar are based on the high elves and dark elfs of warhammer fantasy. Cause 40k was basically space fantasy early on. Malus Darkblade is a dark elf from Warhammer fantasy who is possessed by a demon named Tz'arkan and is regularly found fighting against himself for control of his own body. Malys is basically the 40k version of him, or rather, started as that. In actuallity she battled an entity found deep in the webway and defeated it, taking it's sword and a crystal heart. She replaced her own heart with the crystal, and became DIRECTLY tied to Cegorach, the laughing god. So who she's talking to in private all the time, is Cegorach himself. This is found in the Harlequen codex in 7th ed.
Considering the standards of Drukhari loyalty, I'd expect Commorragh could be invaded every 20 minutes as they'd fall over themselves to betray their own. The trick would be finding people daft enough to want to invade.
Technically there are two ways. You either have an objective the dark eldar don’t understand it is extremely short term, or you are let in by someone else. Sometimes you can surprise the dark eldar if you end up in Commorragh on accident which pisses them off greatly because they didn’t see it coming.
Weird that Bricky didn't mention that one of the Homonculis most priced skill is that they can resurrect you after death. Pay the bastard and you will return upon death. But after being in debt to a Homonculus you might except death anyways XD
And invading a Homunculus lair would be like invading a Salvador Dali painting. (No, I'm not talking about the melting clocks. I'm talking about all the ones with melting _people_ and ants and shit. Look it up.)
Malys gained a Crystal heart in place of her real one to gain power from an entity she encountered in the webway after trying to move against and usurp vect and after losing fled to hide deep in the webway to avoid his reprisal. supposedly this entity was creogarach (the laughing God of the harlequins), so I'd guess that is who she is talking to.
Good old Kekorach, not my joke, but Vect dumped her after he learned that the heart of the woman he wanted to win over was owned by the Laughing god, One of his best jokes to date.
A video of the various lesser Chaos Deities would be pretty neat. Like Malice himself and Drach'nyen the daemon that probably have annoyed the Emperor the most XD
I can feel slannesh rage overwhelming her for her children the Emperor children not have gotten their time in the sun being only called as a joke in this series
For the record, it is actually spelled "Cabal" so I'm gonna have to double "Erm Akshually" DK. They're spelled with a K in 40k because idk, they had Ed Boon in the office that day
@@Necro_fury I'm pretty sure the Princeps that connect with a Titan's machine spirit to polit it are already psykers to an extent. Psy-Titans are driven by NULLS. Psykers serve as AMMUNITION.
Scary fact, the standard Drukari rifle fires an AP/hollow point round of crystallized poisons with liquefy in their targets. This what their rank and file use.
I feel so sorry for Shy having to comb the dank recesses of the net for Drukhari art. Such places can corrode the sanity of even the most resolute of spirit.
DK definitely was the kid who hung out with the class clown and laughed his ass off when the class clown actually bullied another kid under the guise of "It's funny!"
I don't remember where I read this but apparently the Drukhari that specifically joined the Ynari are basically Drukhari Millennials and Zoomers who all suddenly think all that stuff is bad and that their boomer parents should feel bad about it
as someone who ordered two packages from Cloak in AUGUST, had UPS bounce the package back and forth between Ireland and the US until NOVEMBER, had the package resent and then had to pay 90 euro for customs at the start of December, UPS isn't the best lmao
Hope they talk about everyone's favorite gladiator dominatrix Lelith Hesperax My favorite bit of lore on her is that she runs a museum of all her victories like a hall of fame
Hearing you guys praise the DHL for the fast shipping speeds makes me happy as a German. The DHL for those who are unaware is the Deutche Handels Logsitic and is essentially the german post office.
Having worked in logistics, DHL was so quick it legitimately caused confusion on our end. They once got a package from the UK to rural Romania in two days on standard shipping (back when we were in the EU) and we could only explain how they pulled that of by supposing they have teleportation technology they're keeping quiet about.
The deal with Malys was that she traded her heart to an ancient entity (chaos possibly?) to gain an intelligence insane even by Dark Eldar standards. Yet Vekt is STILL smarter. He dated her because she was the only woman smart enough for him, and he dumped her the moment he “understood” her brilliant mind and she ceased to be a mystery to him.
@30:00 on the death by ennui thing, drukhari have to cause suffering and pain to live, to keep slaanesh off of them, if they live a life of boredom its more then just pain for the drukhari in question, its LITERALLY a death sentance because they arent staving off slaanesh, she/he WILL get them
2 of my favorite things about drukhari are Duke Slyscus, who was so bored being an accoutant or minor city official that he stole a ship and formed his own pirate group. My other is that Aun'shi the T'au ethereal is currently in a wych cult slave pit and is so popular that they just rake in cash.
@@robberyproductions1363 there's a story about him getting captured by dark eldar raiders and fighting in a colosseum, but GW flip-flops all over with characters and stories.
I'm still not over the fact that bricky pronounced cocalero wrong the whole time during that stream, like what a way to get future sponsors interested guys, good job man.
Two small points: ennui (on-wee) is a real life thing that from my layperson perspective is like super-depression. Also. I'm fairly certain several if not most of the Homunculi are hundreds of thousands or millions of years old (I could be wrong)
>give pinhead and the cenobites wet dreams. FTFY. The cenobites love pain and suffering they are literally slaneeshi by nature from a dif entity in their world. And hurting them only makes them love it.
9:35 I mean, major cities in the US shouldn't be that hard. Grids are not all that hard to figure out. European or Asian cities on the other hand. Most don't make any sense or have any pattern (as they naturally grew trough centuries). (Thought Europe also tends to have very developed and sensible public transport) 25:00 DK, the issue is that there is already a "Malice" in 40K.
The specific example of Boston does work however. It's one of the oldest cities in the U.S. and wasn't built on a grid base, it grew naturally and has a very haphazard set up.
Oh boi, another legion episode! I can't wait for the Fulgrim and the Emperor's Children episode! Then they should do the Sanguinius and the Blood Angels episode next! (Reset the clock! Reset it until they have nothing left to talk about!)
My girlfriend got me the totally legal adeptus mechanicus shirt for Christmas and I absolutely love it, you all have gotten me so addicted to warhammer and I love it!
Ennui - is best pronounced as if you are a snooty Parisian. Enn-Oui. It is a despair from lack of action - which as the Eldar are sensory hounds. It is basically means giving them a shitty 9-5 job with a boss who just has them file TPS report literally kills them.
@@austinkersey2445 not entirely true, they have gotten a few special releases and updates, but VERY few, i would say, eldar need a revamp the most, tyranids just need something new
I wonder what DK is gonna think when he realises that while humans move in slow motion compared to regular Eldar, Dark Eldar are even faster to compensate for the loss of their psychic capabilities. Known to dodge lasgun fire and kick thrown grenades back at attackers.
The worst part about the Drukhari is that they don't actually need to torture to survive. They could just put on a spirit stone to stave off the predations of She Who Thirsts. Their entire reasoning seems to be: "Using a spirit stone would make me a psyker, and being psychic is cringe, therefore it is better to feed off of suffering, which is based."
@@minimareanie1044 I don't know with 100% certainty if that is true or not, and given that the lore frequently gets passed around to different authors, a few with very "interesting" takes on the setting (looking at you, C.S. Goto), that may have been written somewhere. What I can tell you is that Spirit Stones are mostly psychic soul containers, almost like a lich's phylactery in a way, and by themselves don't really make judgements of value. The souls kept inside them though definitely make judgements and the average Craftworlder spirit absolutely despises the Drukhari and is repulsed by their spirits. Not only that, but an example of Drukhari touching spirit stones is that an Incubi rite of passage, the final stage before becoming a full member of their shrine, is to kill an Aspect Warrior in single combat, capture their spirit stone with their soul inside, breaking it and then fashioning it into a piece of equipment called the Tormentor that they use, I believe, in their helmet. Also Drazhar has a bunch of shattered Aspect Warrior Spirit Stones on his model, to indicate just how many he has killed over the millenia.
If I'm not wrong dark eldar literally can not use spirit stones, as they turn hollow and black when attempting to bond their aoul with it, so they actually need the torment to not get eaten by slaanesh.
I don't think Bricky is to blame for not getting that quote. It can apply to at least half the canon. Just choose a bad quote for him to guess, man. It is like making him find a needle in a needle stack when the distinguishing mark is one has a slightly bigger eye than the others.
I got back into warhammer 40k with drukhari maybe 3 months before the new codex and because i didn't want to play a stupid good army i went to space marines. never thought i would see the day
The Drukhari are scary but you know what scarier? Not clicking that subscribe button, and drop a like for our boys in blue because we all know DK won't like that lololol
My gf has been interested in the hobby for a bit (not the game) and she absolutely loves the incubi models so I’m going to get her Drazip for Christmas.
While i dont want to start collecting yet another army, your videos definitely push me in that direction... so stop it, my wallet can only take so much (please don't stop, i love your videos!!)
Ah, yes, The Poison Tongues, masters of centrifuge. Their main weapon in the tabletop is capturing someone and making them watch 11 days' worth of whirling dervishes videos nonstop.
Fun fact: Fabius Bile learned flesh crafting from the Homunculus Covens. Also a lot of Homunculus are from the Eldar Empire pre-fall they are so old, and they have learned and regret NOTHING!
Heretics
I'm really hoping this is a segue to Fabius bile
no he learned it from himself from his own genius
hommuniculi are just eldar warp witchcraft
Now I can't stop thinking of fabius bile as postal dude
But isn't Fabius from Emperor's children, the Slaanesh CSM legion? Why would a drukhari teach him anything when he works for Slaanesh? I doubt he would acquire that knowledge before his heresy either. Can someone enlighten me or provide a source?
Wych: *holds severed head with feet*
Tyranids: at last, the gamer girl feet we have been searching for.
Wych elf bath water to spice that biomass soup!
These are the kind of people the Nightlords talk about to keep the children in line.
So do the Drukari
If you don’t brush your teeth the drukari will come and take you away
@@noregrets3925 the Ork will come and take *them* away
If the Nightlords ever need to use another race to scare their children, they’ve failed.
Tom Sawyer Piper this is facts
44:25
Vect: It's not all about the slaves, Roboute
It's about Lilith baby, let's go Lilith, give them a triple backflip beheading
Now we know why Vect wants the Ynnari dead. They took his waifu
@@Lightscribe225 Same reason Dallas hates Tampa Bay, they took his Tom Brady
In DK's defence, 'murder made flesh' could apply to basically any 40K faction. Plus, I consider Drukhari to be closer to 'torture made flesh'.
That's exactly what I was thinking, Drukhari aren't the first things that come to my mind when I hear "Murder"
Yea, a lot of these quotes are flawed in that a lot of things can easily be applied to each one, murder made flesh really makes me feel tyranids, as they are entirely flesh, and do nothing but murder and try to murder
Yeah, in fact, lots of Drukhari weapons specifically don't kill their targets, e.g. a lot of their poison weapons only kill people through essentailly an overdose, with the poisons mainly paralysing their targets through intense pain, thus making them easy for....... collection
"You'll wish you were dead" made flesh
@@NathanMarcusSPhua I mean it’s still pretty clear. When I think of murder and terror my mind goes to night lords then to dark Eldar. So when DK ruled out Night Lords I was hoping
DK: just spell it malice jeeze!
The actual Malice: Yeah I get it. I'm a joke to everyone.
*pained half-daemon noises from Malus*
Don't worry you'll atleast appreciate the Realm of Retconnia
Bricky hates the Eldar, DK hates the Ultramarines, and Shy hates Bricky and DK. So perfect, god I love Shy lmao
Shy is a person of culture too
Shy hates.
@@lordfelidae4505 Skarbrand respects shy's attitude^^
@@manuelkfc7916 that, or a pervert of culture.
The male drukhari of the wych cults are called *'Beastmasters'* they capture, tame and train a lot of wildest animals of the toughest planets imaginable to use them in gladiatorial combat and raids.
@@Xenos_hive Bricky forgot to mention the Archons (the leaders of the Kabals) do not fully trust in nobody even their own families and underlings they rather employ mercenaries as bodyguards and high profile agents.
So Drukhari are also Pokemon Trainers?
@@davidfrancisco3502 Bricky didn’t talk about a lot of stuff, kinda disappointed, no incubi, helions, bikers, birdmen, mercs
@@manuelkfc7916 Yes, some of the beasts the drukhari Beastmasters tame Is one called Clawed Fiends. Furry beasts bigger than a space marine mix of a monkey and a big cat with multiple eyes that goes full berserk the moment it smells its own blood.
@@Ake-TL The Scourges are the drukhari analogue of the asuryani Swooping Hawks. Except the scourges hire the services of the homunculae giving them brutal surgical, chemical and genetic changes on their bodies to be able to fly.
my favorite story for the Homunculi that may be non-canon now, I heard from Baldemort,
Basically the coven of the dark creed (i think) were attacking a world that was in constant terror, and were just having a ball
but eventually the Raven Guard came and were able to "kill" the main Homunculi, which really pissed him off so he went and ambushed the marines and during the battle he tasted some of the Raven Guard gene-seed and immediately tasted an impurity in it, he then switched tactics to kidnap some of the marines rather than kill, which he was able to get a fair amount of.
eventually the Raven guard counter attacked to get their brethren back and once they found them, nothing seemed wrong so they just looked over them and made sure they were still battle worthy then left,
of course over time the gene-seed was passed down from these marines to the next batch of recruits and after several hundred years or so, the plan of the Haemonculi was truly shown, when an entire batch of Raven Guard aspirants turned into horrible mutated beasts
That makes sense tbh
Isn't gene seed distribution 1:1?
So like instead of killing an entire batch of veterans, he took them and made an overcomplicated timebomb that would just kill an equal number of aspirants half a millennia later?
What a nerd lmao
@@PatienceKiss No, Space Marine have 2 geneseeds inside of them, one in the neck and one somewhere in the chest. So provided that the infected space marine didn't die, they passed off 2 infected geneseeds which multiplied as more space marine were created with the infected geneseed inside of them.
@@PatienceKiss 1:2. Each marine is implanted with 1 genesede, and then it grows a progeniter gland(creating a second), so when a marine dies you can harvest 2 genesede from them, thus making 2 more marines. So just 1 recovered marine could create 32 marines after 5 generations of each marine dying and having both genesedes recovered. The issue is recovery lol, you need an apothecary on hand, salvageable genesede AND a body that you can recover to harvest.
@@lliamdavis6950 Ah that's interesting and makes more sense, didn't realize mature marines yielded additional seed.
Fun fact about Malys. A LOT of early 40k characters in the eldar are based on the high elves and dark elfs of warhammer fantasy. Cause 40k was basically space fantasy early on.
Malus Darkblade is a dark elf from Warhammer fantasy who is possessed by a demon named Tz'arkan and is regularly found fighting against himself for control of his own body. Malys is basically the 40k version of him, or rather, started as that.
In actuallity she battled an entity found deep in the webway and defeated it, taking it's sword and a crystal heart. She replaced her own heart with the crystal, and became DIRECTLY tied to Cegorach, the laughing god. So who she's talking to in private all the time, is Cegorach himself. This is found in the Harlequen codex in 7th ed.
Shut up demon 😡
@@genadity what?
@@Biblicallyaccurateseal That's a voice line Malus Darkblade has in totalwar warhammer 2
Malus Darkblade, now that is a name i havent thought about for a long time, quess i know what im reading during the holidays
Vect
You can't invade Commorragh unless someone inside Commorragh helps you invade it.
Considering the standards of Drukhari loyalty, I'd expect Commorragh could be invaded every 20 minutes as they'd fall over themselves to betray their own.
The trick would be finding people daft enough to want to invade.
@@Kameth So Orks.
Technically there are two ways. You either have an objective the dark eldar don’t understand it is extremely short term, or you are let in by someone else. Sometimes you can surprise the dark eldar if you end up in Commorragh on accident which pisses them off greatly because they didn’t see it coming.
Weird that Bricky didn't mention that one of the Homonculis most priced skill is that they can resurrect you after death. Pay the bastard and you will return upon death. But after being in debt to a Homonculus you might except death anyways XD
They mentioned it last time, so that's probably why
He implied it but I find it odd he didnt elaborate
He returns that person Who owes them money, but keep him in a spiky cage out of spite and do freaky things To him.
Basically, the way it's described, Invading Commoragh would be like trying to invade an M.C. Escher painting.
And invading a Homunculus lair would be like invading a Salvador Dali painting.
(No, I'm not talking about the melting clocks. I'm talking about all the ones with melting _people_ and ants and shit. Look it up.)
With Clive Barker, the Marquis de Sade, and H.G. Giger in command.
"If it ain't green, I ain't keen."
- Quiet Shy (2021)
Bricky at the end of Adeptus Ridiculous "Guys, I have an army for each faction in 40K"
The moral of the satire of the drukari is “Don’t try this at home. Unless you’re into that kinda thing, I don’t know your life.”
Bricky: “I’ll talk about the Kabals that you can play as”
Bricky: *Leaves out the Flayed Skull*
Me: Big Sad
"flayed skull" says a lot about this kabal...
Malys gained a Crystal heart in place of her real one to gain power from an entity she encountered in the webway after trying to move against and usurp vect and after losing fled to hide deep in the webway to avoid his reprisal. supposedly this entity was creogarach (the laughing God of the harlequins), so I'd guess that is who she is talking to.
I remember her character from TTS, I didn't exactly know who she was when I saw that episode, but now I do!
Good old Kekorach, not my joke, but
Vect dumped her after he learned that the heart of the woman he wanted to win over was owned by the Laughing god, One of his best jokes to date.
A video of the various lesser Chaos Deities would be pretty neat. Like Malice himself and Drach'nyen the daemon that probably have annoyed the Emperor the most XD
The whole time DK is griping about Lady Malys and her name I was thinking "Hey DK, ever heard of the 5th God of Chaos?"
Probably not.
Druhkari said “these shackles are rated E for everyone”
Vect is propably the only 40k Race leader to sit back, relax and enjoy some entertainment on a regular basis xD
One of the best episodes!
You can clearly feel when Bricky is really excited about a topic.
You forgot the most important thing about Haemonculi. They can revive recently killed Drukhari through pain and torture.
I can feel slannesh rage overwhelming her for her children the Emperor children not have gotten their time in the sun being only called as a joke in this series
Can't wait until they talk about Fabulous Bile and the time he made a Homunculous sit him down for a chat about medical ethics.
For the record, it is actually spelled "Cabal" so I'm gonna have to double "Erm Akshually" DK. They're spelled with a K in 40k because idk, they had Ed Boon in the office that day
Kaballin’
🤣
Harder to copyright the right spelling. Just like Malys and Kruellagh the Vile (totally not a rip off of Cruella De Vil).
@@williammontag4388 reference*
When he named the arena "The Pit," I half expected to see the dashcon ballpit
The Drukhari: the race that asked, "What if BDSM was a form of warfare?"
Druhkari bring whole new meaning to the words "the first few rows will get wet"
You guys should do the Psy-Titans hardly anyone covers them and they are absolutely the most horrifying thing I have ever discovered about 40k
Mind giving me a quick rundown? Basically psyker version of a titan?
@@Necro_fury I'm pretty sure the Princeps that connect with a Titan's machine spirit to polit it are already psykers to an extent.
Psy-Titans are driven by NULLS.
Psykers serve as AMMUNITION.
There are no 'good guys' faction in the 40K universe.
The Drukhari might be the bad guys though.
Nahh, the Cursed Blade was defending humans! They can't be THAT bad.
Scary fact, the standard Drukari rifle fires an AP/hollow point round of crystallized poisons with liquefy in their targets. This what their rank and file use.
In DK's defense, every single faction in 40k is "murder given flesh"
one does not simply go a little bit deeper into the Drukhari...
the Drukhari go a little bit deeper into you!....
I feel so sorry for Shy having to comb the dank recesses of the net for Drukhari art. Such places can corrode the sanity of even the most resolute of spirit.
29:00
Said by the guy with the sigil of Lucifer pfp
@@phrikaphrak40k I was wondering if anyone knew what it was. Kudos.
@@infernaloz6486 You should turn away from the Satanic. He only wants your destruction. God bless.
@@phrikaphrak40k I neither asked nor care about your personal religious beliefs, show the same respect I afford you.
Dark Eldar bits are real good for kitbashing Mechanicus
plot twist, Lady Mallys is talking to a Necron
Or just an ork who painted himself purple
DK definitely was the kid who hung out with the class clown and laughed his ass off when the class clown actually bullied another kid under the guise of "It's funny!"
I don't remember where I read this but apparently the Drukhari that specifically joined the Ynari are basically Drukhari Millennials and Zoomers who all suddenly think all that stuff is bad and that their boomer parents should feel bad about it
Thats pretty fucking funny. Lol
It kind of has to be, anybody who's been doing drukhari shit for a millennium probably doesn't feel too bad about it anymore
Well there are the few who decided that torturing people was pretty boring and joined the Ynnari because it looked interesting
Also those who went "Wait you have a way to possibly kill Slaanesh? Sign me the fuck up!"
So from what I gather the best summary of the Cult of the Cursed Blade is they do a little trolling
I can imagine gordon ramsay yell
THIS DRUKHARI SOUP IS SO RAW IT STILL SCREAMS DAMN YOU VECT
Bricky: I'm impressed by the murder elves.
Me: How the fuck did we get here?
I mean, isn't the Night Lords his favorite Space Marine Chapter? I see a pattern
@@sparking023 I was more like damn he likes the elves now
Witch cults: gladiator coliseum meet strip bar meet brothel
Did shy really fucking need to add that jumpscare? Jesus fucking christ that was terrifying
as someone who ordered two packages from Cloak in AUGUST, had UPS bounce the package back and forth between Ireland and the US until NOVEMBER, had the package resent and then had to pay 90 euro for customs at the start of December, UPS isn't the best lmao
Hope they talk about everyone's favorite gladiator dominatrix Lelith Hesperax
My favorite bit of lore on her is that she runs a museum of all her victories like a hall of fame
Trazyn: *robot sweating intensifies*
Hearing you guys praise the DHL for the fast shipping speeds makes me happy as a German. The DHL for those who are unaware is the Deutche Handels Logsitic and is essentially the german post office.
Having worked in logistics, DHL was so quick it legitimately caused confusion on our end. They once got a package from the UK to rural Romania in two days on standard shipping (back when we were in the EU) and we could only explain how they pulled that of by supposing they have teleportation technology they're keeping quiet about.
DHL sucks in Poland lol. I would rather use ANYONE else than DHL. Nothing but issues when I have them deliver anything to my door lol.
AniKhan Skywalker sits down in “The Pit” for an acrobatic show, to learn about ironic tales the emporium won’t tell you
If l remember correctly, You can make a decent Killteam for Drukhari with only 1 box of witches. Killteam is small but fun.
The deal with Malys was that she traded her heart to an ancient entity (chaos possibly?) to gain an intelligence insane even by Dark Eldar standards. Yet Vekt is STILL smarter. He dated her because she was the only woman smart enough for him, and he dumped her the moment he “understood” her brilliant mind and she ceased to be a mystery to him.
It was the Eldar Laughing God
The moment when Vekt realized the heart of the woman he wanted to win was that of the Laughing God. Best prank ever Cegorach.
as of 7th ed, it was Cegorach. A harlequen is found to have set up the meeting from the shadows.
@@Zakvadr1995 I can hear the Many HA's from the black library
@@robberyproductions1363 *B A Z I N G A*
The Drukari are basically fairy tales for the Nightlords, and an anime Waifu for the Emperor's Children.
@30:00 on the death by ennui thing, drukhari have to cause suffering and pain to live, to keep slaanesh off of them, if they live a life of boredom its more then just pain for the drukhari in question, its LITERALLY a death sentance because they arent staving off slaanesh, she/he WILL get them
2 of my favorite things about drukhari are Duke Slyscus, who was so bored being an accoutant or minor city official that he stole a ship and formed his own pirate group. My other is that Aun'shi the T'au ethereal is currently in a wych cult slave pit and is so popular that they just rake in cash.
I thought Aun'Shi is fighting in Shadowsun's 5th sphere Expansion?
@@robberyproductions1363 there's a story about him getting captured by dark eldar raiders and fighting in a colosseum, but GW flip-flops all over with characters and stories.
I'm still not over the fact that bricky pronounced cocalero wrong the whole time during that stream, like what a way to get future sponsors interested guys, good job man.
*Taps forehead*
You can't lose to dark eldar if you'll refuse to share the table with their players
Two small points: ennui (on-wee) is a real life thing that from my layperson perspective is like super-depression. Also. I'm fairly certain several if not most of the Homunculi are hundreds of thousands or millions of years old (I could be wrong)
I like how bricky just described the plot of the dark knight rises without realizing it 😅
"You can't spell it like "Malice" that'd be waaaayyyy too on the nose, GW isn't THAT bland"
the 5th chaos god : Funny you should say that
The dark eldar give pinhead and the cenobites nightmares.
>give pinhead and the cenobites wet dreams.
FTFY.
The cenobites love pain and suffering they are literally slaneeshi by nature from a dif entity in their world. And hurting them only makes them love it.
9:35 I mean, major cities in the US shouldn't be that hard. Grids are not all that hard to figure out. European or Asian cities on the other hand. Most don't make any sense or have any pattern (as they naturally grew trough centuries).
(Thought Europe also tends to have very developed and sensible public transport)
25:00 DK, the issue is that there is already a "Malice" in 40K.
The specific example of Boston does work however. It's one of the oldest cities in the U.S. and wasn't built on a grid base, it grew naturally and has a very haphazard set up.
45:09 Dude, DK, do you have functioning eyes? That's like top athlete levels of buff as all hell.
I love lady malysis character concept.... just haven’t heard of many stories involving her though.
If they spelled her name Malice then some one would remember the forgotten renegade god
I guess you could say that Haemonculus that got liqueified really got lost in the sauce.
I'm sure it won't be soon, yall got your rotation and all - but I would LOVE an episode on the Octarius War.
Glad we got to see some expansion on the Drukhari lore, made my day.
Well, guess I'm back on an Adeptus Ridiculous binge. Time to catch up.
Oh boi, another legion episode! I can't wait for the Fulgrim and the Emperor's Children episode! Then they should do the Sanguinius and the Blood Angels episode next! (Reset the clock! Reset it until they have nothing left to talk about!)
Very cool jumpscare, thank you Shy
My girlfriend got me the totally legal adeptus mechanicus shirt for Christmas and I absolutely love it, you all have gotten me so addicted to warhammer and I love it!
Ennui - is best pronounced as if you are a snooty Parisian. Enn-Oui. It is a despair from lack of action - which as the Eldar are sensory hounds. It is basically means giving them a shitty 9-5 job with a boss who just has them file TPS report literally kills them.
no worries we nids fans are use to waiting (Cries in no new models since 2014)
Eldar fans: we haven't seen a new model since Reagan was alive!
@@austinkersey2445 not entirely true, they have gotten a few special releases and updates, but VERY few, i would say, eldar need a revamp the most, tyranids just need something new
Its 3 am and by now I have watched every video on this channel at least 3 times.
Send help. The memes hurt.
55:54 “This is where the Fun Begins” >:)
So The gladitorial arena is a restaurant where The food is made in front of you in commoragh.
you guys should do the Dark Eldar Omnibus in future
I wonder what DK is gonna think when he realises that while humans move in slow motion compared to regular Eldar, Dark Eldar are even faster to compensate for the loss of their psychic capabilities. Known to dodge lasgun fire and kick thrown grenades back at attackers.
Oh boy I hope there’s Boxing Day sales on human furniture
Man I’d love for bricky to cover my boy the Lion but as a night lords fan I think he’d hate him for the Thramas crusade
Really thought you weren't gonna mention my boy Drazhar, so glad you got to him in the end.
You guys need to cover the legion of the damned
The worst part about the Drukhari is that they don't actually need to torture to survive. They could just put on a spirit stone to stave off the predations of She Who Thirsts. Their entire reasoning seems to be: "Using a spirit stone would make me a psyker, and being psychic is cringe, therefore it is better to feed off of suffering, which is based."
Isn't it the case where Drukhari souls are so corrupted and toxic that if they so much as touch a spirit stone it crumbles into dust?
@@minimareanie1044 I don't know with 100% certainty if that is true or not, and given that the lore frequently gets passed around to different authors, a few with very "interesting" takes on the setting (looking at you, C.S. Goto), that may have been written somewhere.
What I can tell you is that Spirit Stones are mostly psychic soul containers, almost like a lich's phylactery in a way, and by themselves don't really make judgements of value. The souls kept inside them though definitely make judgements and the average Craftworlder spirit absolutely despises the Drukhari and is repulsed by their spirits.
Not only that, but an example of Drukhari touching spirit stones is that an Incubi rite of passage, the final stage before becoming a full member of their shrine, is to kill an Aspect Warrior in single combat, capture their spirit stone with their soul inside, breaking it and then fashioning it into a piece of equipment called the Tormentor that they use, I believe, in their helmet. Also Drazhar has a bunch of shattered Aspect Warrior Spirit Stones on his model, to indicate just how many he has killed over the millenia.
If I'm not wrong dark eldar literally can not use spirit stones, as they turn hollow and black when attempting to bond their aoul with it, so they actually need the torment to not get eaten by slaanesh.
Wtf is an Egyptian meme doing over there? @4:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣 didn't expect that at all
I don't think Bricky is to blame for not getting that quote. It can apply to at least half the canon. Just choose a bad quote for him to guess, man. It is like making him find a needle in a needle stack when the distinguishing mark is one has a slightly bigger eye than the others.
I got back into warhammer 40k with drukhari maybe 3 months before the new codex and because i didn't want to play a stupid good army i went to space marines. never thought i would see the day
The Drukhari are scary but you know what scarier?
Not clicking that subscribe button, and drop a like for our boys in blue because we all know DK won't like that lololol
My gf has been interested in the hobby for a bit (not the game) and she absolutely loves the incubi models so I’m going to get her Drazip for Christmas.
I learned plenty of this from Dawn of war Soulstorm. Great game.
I now know what Xeno army I want to make. Damn you AdRic! (I tease of course)
While i dont want to start collecting yet another army, your videos definitely push me in that direction... so stop it, my wallet can only take so much (please don't stop, i love your videos!!)
I humbly request an episode on the Grey Knights and how Malcador founded them!
I remember talking to DK about the Dark Eldar on Twitch before AR started. Words cannot express my disappointment.
im hoping for that harlequin episode soon
Sly's slideshow is on point... Marbo level KEK.
Ah, yes, The Poison Tongues, masters of centrifuge. Their main weapon in the tabletop is capturing someone and making them watch 11 days' worth of whirling dervishes videos nonstop.
29:15 "Ennui" is a french loanword that basically translates to "boredom". Bored to death. Pronounced as "on-we".
I am officially a dark Eldar fan now
that jumpscare genuinely scared me somehow
Remember folks, it's almost Slaaneshmas
Dark elf watching this video get this man a sponsorship