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  • @Adeptusridiculous
    @Adeptusridiculous  3 года назад +311

    Lamenters episode at 1337 on patreon lets goo
    www.patreon.com/AdeptusRidiculous
    www.adeptusridiculous.com/
    twitter.com/AdRidiculous

    • @surimonizarro9791
      @surimonizarro9791 3 года назад +2

      Ooooh the fabulous hawk man's unlucky bois

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 3 года назад +8

      Whenever I see the number 1337, it reminds me of Spartan 1337 from halo legends.
      And seeing the luck of the lamenters, Spartan 1337 would be the lamenters mood kindred

    • @shahman76
      @shahman76 3 года назад +2

      For those we cherish, we donate to patreon, gloriously.

    • @TheArgusApocraphex1
      @TheArgusApocraphex1 3 года назад +1

      Yo, any chance we can get an episode on the Carcharodons? Maori themed, part shark Space Marines who LOVE CHAINSAWS.

    • @EATHER2468
      @EATHER2468 3 года назад +1

      Custodies are virtually immortal yet allowed a lorgar esque religion. Wow what a fuckup.

  • @natzo89
    @natzo89 3 года назад +3035

    "I'm no god," said the immortal giant emperor directly into the minds of his people as he drove his rune engraved flame sword into the demon of the chaos and banished back to hell.

    • @JsphCrrll
      @JsphCrrll 3 года назад +370

      He just has max stats, so what.

    • @Khronik_
      @Khronik_ 3 года назад +246

      He's just a high lvl player in a server of lower lvls

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 3 года назад +50

      Haha, pungled.

    • @natzo89
      @natzo89 3 года назад +20

      @@RezaQin ha my bad.

    • @angelopueyygarcia43
      @angelopueyygarcia43 3 года назад +107

      he just has a good gaming throne

  • @allmyself666
    @allmyself666 3 года назад +983

    Castodes: "Vandire is lying to you."
    Sisters: "Fuck you!"
    Emperor: "Vandire is lying to you."
    Sisters: "Fuck me!"

    • @adamhunter1223
      @adamhunter1223 Год назад +136

      Emperor: *uncomfortable silence*
      I, uh, don't think that's possible.

    • @waffles3379
      @waffles3379 Год назад +37

      @@adamhunter1223 they could will it to be 😉

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 Год назад +30

      i mean it's technically not necrophilia but still

    • @charluu1929
      @charluu1929 Год назад +7

      Wha?

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Год назад +9

      Goge Vandire: Another bald man ruins and all humanity.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 3 года назад +794

    "He left his bodyguards as hostages"
    4 to 5 custodians are NOT hostages, they're a strike team right in your belly.

    • @devildevious2646
      @devildevious2646 3 года назад +159

      Imagine to be in a middle of an army and have to act like a hostage because you can kill everyone in under a minute

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 года назад +163

      “All I am surrounded by is fear.”
      “And dead men.”

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant 3 года назад +142

      "We've got you surrounded!"
      "Good! You understand your mistake."

    • @miguelmackay4851
      @miguelmackay4851 2 года назад +17

      Maybe they could be hostages to the Sisters

    • @custodianguard8199
      @custodianguard8199 2 года назад +31

      I was one of them, NGL was pretty funny, them thinking they had a chance

  • @hypermoth
    @hypermoth 3 года назад +2226

    Custodes: Goge Vandire is bad.
    Alicia Dominica: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

    • @lanasmith4795
      @lanasmith4795 3 года назад +55

      Okay Sarge

    • @Mord12gp
      @Mord12gp 3 года назад +55

      We didn't land on the Imperium, the Imperium landed on us!

    • @koatam
      @koatam 3 года назад +48

      Guy's name is Goge Vandire. I wonder if he's evil?

    • @asmodai2025
      @asmodai2025 3 года назад +7

      @HIVE TYRAND That’s not even a word and I agree with you!

    • @hunn20004
      @hunn20004 3 года назад +10

      @@asmodai2025 you agree with a Xeno! PURGE THE XENO SYMPATHISER!

  • @gabethehalfling5253
    @gabethehalfling5253 3 года назад +2711

    "There's nothing after the Horus Heresy that is significant"
    The broken planet of Cadia: "Am I a joke to you"

    • @theiveyed8677
      @theiveyed8677 3 года назад +240

      [The Guard will remember this]

    • @Sinvare
      @Sinvare 3 года назад +51

      Didn't GW bring back Cadia, or at least a large enough part of it so it can be restored? If so it kind of is a joke due to them botching the story.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 3 года назад +125

      Siege of Vraks, Wars of Armageddon, Badab War, 1st 12th & 13th Black Crusades, Age of Apostasy, Macharius Crusade, and various other wars and reformations: Are we jokes too?

    • @TheOneZeek
      @TheOneZeek 3 года назад +117

      THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID

    • @chibizion
      @chibizion 3 года назад +71

      Planets break all the time. For Cadia that was the worst event ever, for the galaxy it was a Tuesday

  • @ultrasimp2489
    @ultrasimp2489 3 года назад +1867

    The Lamenters are fun because they're even nicer than the Salamanders, but they're the living embodiment of the fact that things can always get worse.

    • @Undergroundtornado
      @Undergroundtornado 3 года назад +170

      That one brother who always says, "what could possibly go wrong?" as he's stuck in the warp for 100 years

    • @gamer65688
      @gamer65688 3 года назад +117

      Also the living embodiment that Luck does exist and they're always on the bad side of it

    • @chrisbaldwin8570
      @chrisbaldwin8570 3 года назад +31

      @@gamer65688 Heh, you mean Tzeentch?

    • @sessy01
      @sessy01 3 года назад +52

      if a lamenter was rotated out into the salamanders as an attachment cause numbers were so low, he might actually live and die happy

    • @adrianfurlow5498
      @adrianfurlow5498 3 года назад +57

      Pretty much also the embodiment of no good deed goes unpunished

  • @DepressedDiego
    @DepressedDiego 3 года назад +1524

    "The nicest captain general"
    "LITTLE KITTEN! YOU SHOULD SQUAT MORE FREQUENTLY!"

    • @thewitch7342
      @thewitch7342 3 года назад +191

      "i'm in no need of constructive criticism Santodes!" -kitten

    • @Ghostof17War
      @Ghostof17War 3 года назад +96

      @@thewitch7342 "THERE´S PASSIVE AGGRESSION IN THE AIR!"

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 года назад +88

      @@Ghostof17War It’s not as passive as you may THINK, Santodes!

    • @rubensbarclay4034
      @rubensbarclay4034 3 года назад +33

      Make a u turn

    • @FQP-7024
      @FQP-7024 3 года назад +23

      Ohh that brings a aroused smile on my face for some reason

  • @Meuduso1
    @Meuduso1 3 года назад +1600

    So Guilliman says that he's the first being that has talked to Big E in 10k years, so I'd like to imagine the Custodes doing like a play or something where they hooked up the Emperor with strings and one of them used a voice changer to sound like him because they knew the Sisters would need the Emperor to talk to them.

    • @3353080
      @3353080 3 года назад +265

      It was never declared what really happened there. So they could have spoken to the emperor, or the custodes captain just revealed that the Emperador doesn't have time to talk to anyone, especially Goge Vandire, as he has to sacrifice 1000 psyches a day to stay alive, slowly losing his own individuality, to maintain the Webway and astronomicon and the empire.

    • @ChronicNOTAG
      @ChronicNOTAG 3 года назад +108

      @@3353080 How the hell are there even enough psykers in the Imperium to even sustain the Emperor? Much less send into battle as sanctioned psykers?

    • @3353080
      @3353080 3 года назад +223

      @@ChronicNOTAG it is a thousand a day, but they actually take months to die. The empire have a trillion worlds, with billions of people each. And mankind is slowly becoming a psyche race.

    • @ChronicNOTAG
      @ChronicNOTAG 3 года назад +105

      @@3353080 oh boy. So hypothetically(?), the entire imperium could become psykers with time? That's gonna make the tyranids and their shadow of the warp, alomg with warp travel, even worse. I wonder how that will affect the Adeptus Mechanicus.

    • @3353080
      @3353080 3 года назад +135

      @@ChronicNOTAG thats why the emperor wanted the webway for mankind.

  • @LeDomge
    @LeDomge 3 года назад +248

    "I assure you Cannoness, it's imperative to cause of the Imperium that you and your sisters are bare-footed"
    Doge Vandire

  • @berniebroig8745
    @berniebroig8745 3 года назад +684

    *Age of Apostacy movie:*
    /Beginning scene is Goge getting decapitated/
    /Record scratch/
    /Freeze frame/
    /Baba O'Riley starts/
    Goge: "Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up here."

  • @juliengosselin4277
    @juliengosselin4277 3 года назад +432

    Something that's bugging me is how everyone say "Goge Vandire" is the most evil name possible, meanwhile "Drakan Vangorich" from the War of the Beast is never mentionned.

    • @bag-manbaron2547
      @bag-manbaron2547 3 года назад +32

      I think people say that because it was a joke from TTS

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 2 года назад +51

      Drakon Vangorich is a name i could imagine like, the bad guy but the bad guy you can reason with, very focused on his goal and no interest in doing any evil that does not further his grand plan, Goge Vandire eats puppy souls for fun

    • @clink-at-war2
      @clink-at-war2 2 года назад

      I was your 69th like

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 2 года назад +16

      @@seelcudoom1 yeah I could see that. Drakon sounds like “evil, but can still be reasoned and negotiated with to a degree”. Goge screams “insane man child whose obsessed with getting his way”

    • @jackmesrel4933
      @jackmesrel4933 2 года назад +10

      Everyone tries to forget that "The War of the Beast" happened XD

  • @Forestxavier20
    @Forestxavier20 Год назад +87

    I love the idea that Big E is just sitting there, and as soon as the sisters come in, the Custodes go "Hello father, we have brought companions before you" and Big E just puts on a psychic powerpoint demonstration of exactly what Goge has done because he was so fucking sick and tired of the bullshit that Vandire was pulling.

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 3 года назад +803

    "You are not allowed here"
    Everyone: *panic sweating*
    Goge Vandire: "is calm"
    Everyone: *P A N I K*

    • @nineballmk2
      @nineballmk2 3 года назад +14

      is goge...grimdark yago!?

    • @Crimson522
      @Crimson522 3 года назад +16

      i didnt know i needed Sisters of Battle v-tubers till now

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Год назад +1

      Real sh*t!

  • @xanderlee51
    @xanderlee51 3 года назад +1305

    Nobody:
    Bricky literally every 5 seconds: This person right here? My favorite in all of Warhammer.

    • @Bricky
      @Bricky 3 года назад +332

      Hey.
      so?

    • @natesal5037
      @natesal5037 3 года назад +8

      @@Bricky why are you here when you could be playing league

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 3 года назад +3

      He's excited!

    • @ineptwizzard
      @ineptwizzard 3 года назад +9

      But that's one of my favourite things about him though. That he's enthusiastic about all sorts of things.
      Imagine actually having a numbered list in your head instead of just loving a bunch of stuff.

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 2 года назад +1

      @@ineptwizzard Imagine not knowing what the word "favorite" means.
      You're not a better person for being ignorant and disorganized.

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 3 года назад +678

    Morale of the stories: Custodes solve everything

    • @Femonk100
      @Femonk100 3 года назад +16

      true

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur 3 года назад +92

      I wouldn't expect anything less than the guys who keep fortifying the Imperial Palace by making a game out of it.

    • @concordiaharmony2302
      @concordiaharmony2302 3 года назад +13

      @@claysk350 Or...
      There wasnt enough per situation

    • @sessy01
      @sessy01 3 года назад +22

      Still the ones you want guarding home base

    • @cropathfinder
      @cropathfinder 3 года назад +38

      that and custodes disguised as ultramarines because lets face it thats the real secret behind all the ultramarines success

  • @Dragonspirit223
    @Dragonspirit223 3 года назад +1049

    Goge Vandier: Shoot me
    Sisters: Okay...
    Goge Vandier: *Rolls a 1 on Invuln save*
    End Credits

    • @chibizion
      @chibizion 3 года назад +38

      IIRC it was a lasgun and a conversion field but it's been a while sincw I read up on Vandire's bullshit.

    • @IdontKnow-nm8bz
      @IdontKnow-nm8bz 3 года назад +13

      @@chibizion bolter, may have still been a conversion field tho

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur 3 года назад +14

      "Directed by Robert B. Weide"

    • @timcanuti5697
      @timcanuti5697 2 года назад +10

      one bad roll is nothing to... lose your head over

    • @surelylune
      @surelylune 2 года назад +5

      "its okay i have a 4+ invul and 5+ feel no pain"

  • @pharniel
    @pharniel 3 года назад +547

    The Age of Aposty is basically what happens when you leave the kids alone to form their own government.

    • @vlaandhael
      @vlaandhael 3 года назад +14

      or the republicans

    • @hammeroftyr
      @hammeroftyr 3 года назад +45

      There was no need whatsoever for either of the other two replies here.

    • @MultiNaruto900
      @MultiNaruto900 3 года назад +22

      @John Doe Or when George Washington said that America shouldn't have political parties. Then ol Washington dies and here we are.

    • @Andersonzabuza
      @Andersonzabuza 3 года назад +8

      Or the democrats.

    • @hammeroftyr
      @hammeroftyr 3 года назад +7

      @@Andersonzabuza There is, once again, no need whatsoever for this comment.

  • @TengrioftheCrimsonSky
    @TengrioftheCrimsonSky 3 года назад +467

    I'd like to point out how fanfic level this lore is that these "badass warrior women" couldn't figure out his trick after being upgraded with "modern" weapons and armor.

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 3 года назад +83

      I probably think they werent immediately assimilated into the imperium. It sounds like it happened for decades or a century.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 3 года назад +24

      whats wrong from their armour? for all you know their armour was always like that (like Spartan muscled cuirasses or Landsknecht codpieces, or later medieval knights overly thin-waste line armour. historically badass warriors tend to wear armour that highlights their sexual traits and/or have sxy fashion incorperated into their armour)

    • @トーキ-g8v
      @トーキ-g8v 3 года назад +96

      @@matthiuskoenig3378 I think he means that it’s pretty weird that they didn’t catch that Goge used a force field for that trick he used on them.

    • @Birthday888
      @Birthday888 3 года назад +62

      Just because they know force fields exist doesn't mean that they could identify the effects of one. Especially since they would be relying on memory.

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 года назад +56

      I mean they were likely already fully indoctrinated when they learned about force fields. Especially considering that they were probably told that force fields are the emperor protecting them.

  • @tucan6376
    @tucan6376 3 года назад +602

    "Little babyman! Little baby! Babyman! Little BABY! BABYMAN!" or the Goge Vandire experience.

  • @lotuswraith
    @lotuswraith 3 года назад +145

    Something I'd like to add is that the Sisters were both pardoned for their actions and allowed to continue serving in the Imperium for two reasons: 1) the Captain General of the Custodes vouched for them as honorable warriors; 2) their loyalty was and still remains first and foremost to the Emperor himself rather than the institutions founded in His name. They also never revealed what happened in the Emperor's presence and made a deal to help the Inquisition, so their loyalty and faith is beyond reproach.

  • @janiser4711
    @janiser4711 3 года назад +144

    Interesting fact: when Alicia Dominica met the Emperor, her hair turned white. The members of the order of Our Martyred Lady die their hair white to commemorate this.

    • @TheSniperGTO
      @TheSniperGTO 2 года назад +8

      Dye

    • @ludane9087
      @ludane9087 Год назад

      Just hers? Or did all Sisters that went to the emperor, turn white?
      Also wished bricky would have mentioned this for all viewers to hear. Really cool stuff!

    • @janiser4711
      @janiser4711 Год назад +4

      @@ludane9087 the fluff only mentions Alicia Dominica's hair... I actually couldnt find any official canon source...

    • @TheSniperGTO
      @TheSniperGTO Год назад +5

      Just hers. The rest of her order dye their hair white to honor her. So, it’s only that one order who does that. Sisters from other ones have natural hair.

    • @Axquirix
      @Axquirix 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheSniperGTOBut Our Martyred Lady are Katherine's order, not Alicia's. Alicia started the Order of the Ebon Chalice, who are usually portrayed with black hair (or at least the one mini painted in their scheme in the codex is).

  • @lukalovric2463
    @lukalovric2463 3 года назад +146

    Bricky: Nothing comes past the Horus Heresy
    War of the Beast: Now listen ere ya git

  • @Erikjust
    @Erikjust 3 года назад +166

    What happened nobody know, yet we know from Gullimans visit with the Emperor, that he can still speak telepathically to those he chooses to speak to.
    So maybe the Emperor spoke to his "bride" telling her who exactly she had been following.
    When Gulliman speaks to the emperor we are told that to Gulliman it is more or less like conversing with a star, and Gulliman is a primarch.
    imagine what it would be like for an ordinary human to speak with the Emperor... pretty sure any kind of faith that the other guy might be right, is very much burned away by the real deal.

    • @ralphize5153
      @ralphize5153 3 года назад +19

      10 thousand years of sitting on the throne and being worshipped as a god changed the emperor in a fundamental level. The man who sat on the throne originally was mostly gone at that point. I’d imagine the emperor would have still retained more of his original personality considering its only 3/4 thousand years after he was entombed.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад +2

      @@ralphize5153 aslo probably much less interference from a pile of screaming psychic children

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 2 года назад +8

      If memory serves, it was Alicia’s meeting with the Emperor, and whatever happened during it, that turned her hair white. Which is why all the sisters from the Ebon Chalice due their hair white.

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 3 года назад +180

    Actually, the irony is that Culexus Assassins are so powerful they are literally invisible to Psykers.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 3 года назад +23

      It's not so much a power thing, it's that they're blanks. They have no psychic presence at all.

    • @umbralscorpio90
      @umbralscorpio90 3 года назад +9

      technically that's all blanks in general. but i believe the vague difference is: regular blanks; chameleon like stealth. culexes assassins; 24/7 optical camo(with a dog whistle from hell for all psykers in general). that's my basic description. lol

    • @lweaver2988
      @lweaver2988 2 года назад +2

      @@umbralscorpio90 the animus speculum that the Culexus wears can both dampen or empower the properties of the pariah gene. Basically the culexus can turn the knob up to eleven to make a psyker see the shadow of death, or he could turn it down so that he almost has a neutral (invisible) warp shadow.

  • @cagthetism
    @cagthetism 3 года назад +273

    The lamenters aren't sad. They're just immensely unlucky.

    • @ethanguest3438
      @ethanguest3438 3 года назад +27

      which makes them sad

    • @kingbubbles9461
      @kingbubbles9461 3 года назад +2

      As we all know, sad and unlucky are two concepts that are completely and utterly incompatible with each other

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Год назад

      More than Peter Parker.

  • @Daimon-X
    @Daimon-X 3 года назад +304

    “Since the Emperor suffers to shield us, it is a blessing to suffer for Him in return.”
    - An extract from the Catechism of Leadership
    ‘The Emperor gave up His life as a ransom so that humanity might live, so great is His love for mankind. The faithful repay Him with daily thanks and prayer, and they serve Him with all their heart, soul, and strength.’
    ‘When the people forget their duty, they are no longer human and become something less than beasts. They have no place in the bosom of humanity nor in the heart of the Emperor. Let them die and be forgotten.’ - Sister Cannones Grace
    “The Imperium’s deepest foundation is not glory, but sacrifice.” - Cannones Errant Setheno aka The Gorgon

    • @thac0twenty377
      @thac0twenty377 3 года назад +11

      also pizza. he requires that. and take out not the red baron crap. true story

  • @PheonyxJay
    @PheonyxJay 3 года назад +108

    It would be the Age of Apostasy due to Goge Vandire turning his back on and rejecting the Path of the Emperor.

    • @Sinewmire
      @Sinewmire 3 года назад +11

      and Sebastian Thor rejecting the established church, I guess.

  • @raver377
    @raver377 3 года назад +53

    the best part about vandires invulnerability field is the way it works: basicaly if it gets hit by significant force it turns that kinetic energy into LIGHT so from an outsiders perspective it looked like this
    woman: *shoots bolt gun at vandire*
    vandire: *GETS ENGULFED IN DIVINE LIGHT WHICH PROTECTS HIM FROM HARM*

  • @muadibadder3345
    @muadibadder3345 3 года назад +673

    - Thou shall not call or refer to the Sisters as " Bolter Bitches ". Especially during their time that they named as the "red rage", or hence, risk becoming the first man to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
    - Apparently, one of the most important survival guideline of the Space Marines (or anyone in the imperium for that matter).

    • @koatam
      @koatam 3 года назад +83

      I'd hate to be around when their Red Rage synchronizes with the Abbottess.

    • @ARC1701A
      @ARC1701A 3 года назад +61

      Listed on Page 74, Subsection 3, paragraph 2 of the Imperial Infantryman's' Uplifting Primer.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 3 года назад +23

      How about "trigger witch?"

    • @spitandfire
      @spitandfire 3 года назад +40

      @@brigidtheirish oh emperor help yo ass if you say trigger witch anywhere near a sister. Even deamons will weep for the agony she'll put you through

    • @Blitz_IngaMCZ
      @Blitz_IngaMCZ 3 года назад +59

      Thou shall not bring Daemons of Khorne near a Sister during their red rage, lest they be eaten out akin to “an Ice Cream Sandwich”

  • @thomasaquinas1457
    @thomasaquinas1457 3 года назад +145

    Sebastian Thor is more of a Francis of a Assisi character because he didn’t start his own church he just reformed the one he was in unlike Martin Luther.

    • @toledochristianmatthew9919
      @toledochristianmatthew9919 3 года назад +11

      @John Doe jeez you have grudge against catholics don't you. There are many positive things the church has done as well as bad. We cannot deny the atrocities but we must also move on and fix thos mistakes. It is ignorant and slanderous of you to think that. Protestants, orthodox, or whatever had their goods and bads.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 года назад +3

      @@toledochristianmatthew9919 the issue is most DO deny the atrocities, or try to justify them or claim they don’t count.

    • @lweaver2988
      @lweaver2988 2 года назад +1

      @@lordfelidae4505 that's not an issue. if you can justify something, then it's not an atrocity and therefore doesn't count.

  • @shanemcdowell3628
    @shanemcdowell3628 3 года назад +108

    Believe it or not, Lorgar was actually venerated for his "bible" (EDIT: it was actually called the "Lectitio Divinitatus"). He was quite the household name, and not many knew of his fall.

    • @Ninjat126
      @Ninjat126 3 года назад +28

      The "modern" Imperium preaches directly from a religious text written by THE GUY responsible for the Horus Heresy.

    • @RandomPerson0646
      @RandomPerson0646 3 года назад +8

      @@Ninjat126 That was Erebus not Lorgar

    • @NCRForLife
      @NCRForLife 2 года назад

      eresussy imposter

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun Год назад +10

      Its even funnier because Lorgar came to regret and despise that book after he fell to chaos. The fact that it became the foundation of the Ministorum is a huge embarrassment for him

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Год назад

      ​@@GearShotgunwhy? This book was the proof he and his followers were right, isn't it?

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 3 года назад +47

    I'm kinda sad Bricky kinda doesn't like the yellow taxi cabs. They're more than just being depressing, they're about staying loyal INSPITE of what they've gone through. Through Hell and Chaos, through Fire and High-water, they remain ever loyal. Emperor protect those poor bois.

  • @christopherrodenborg4601
    @christopherrodenborg4601 3 года назад +44

    I know I'm a bit late to the party but...
    In reference to what DK was saying about wishing Goge suffered more before he died...I wonder where his soul ended up? I doubt the Emperor shielded him, so he probably just went straight into the Warp. And as the purveyor of such deception, murder, excess, and destruction, he was probably being watched pretty carefully by a few entities wandering around in there.
    I personally like to imagine that the Emperor just chucked Goge's soul straight at the Chaos Gods, and they tore him into pieces for the privilege of torturing the author of an imperium that would feed them for millennia to come, as their twisted version of gratitude...and because they find it funny. And now's there's withered shards of his tiny soul in each of their care, subject eternally to their attentions.

  • @coletonanthony9588
    @coletonanthony9588 3 года назад +111

    It's Martin Luther's 95 theses, that's what you were referring to. Edit - I messed up, and I stand corrected. It's the 95 theses. Orginal stated as the 98 Theses.

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 3 года назад +10

      He's got 95 problems and the pope ain't one.

    • @coletonanthony9588
      @coletonanthony9588 3 года назад +13

      @@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts well, technically he was

    • @Chaun1998
      @Chaun1998 3 года назад

      @@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts technically wouldn't a girl be one as well, since he didn't like the celibacy either?

    • @BurkinaFaso69
      @BurkinaFaso69 3 года назад

      Funny thing is that Goge Van Dire is more like Martin Luther than the other guy

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 3 года назад +1

      @@BurkinaFaso69 How so? I was actually raised as a Lutheran. Martin Luther was all about the common people. He translated the Bible from Latin to German so average people could read it instead of relying on the priesthood. He railed against the sale of forgiveness of sins (Indulgences), nepotism and favoritism in the appointment of religious officials, and the wielding of religious authority by the state...I honestly can't think of a person more distant from the beliefs of Martin Luther than Goge Vandire...
      There's actually a bit of a meme in religious circles that Lutherism is Christianity Lite. No requirement of rituals, no strict dogma, only the idea that you accept that God/Jesus sacrificed for our sins and thus we should follow his example and give of ourselves for others, everyone can have their own interpretation on how that is to be accomplished, and as long as you are not harming others, recognize that no one is perfect and everyone will fuck up and sin eventually, and believe in God and sincerely ask for forgiveness when you do, your good to go...I'd pretty much still call myself a Lutheran if not for the "Believe in God" part...(I just shift the asking God for forgiveness to asking those I've wronged for forgiveness while trying to make amends, and move the sacrifice of Jesus to the sacrifice of all the people in my life and throughout history that helped others though it provided no benefit to them that allowed me to exist as I do today)
      Honestly, they're some of the nicest people I've ever met...unfailingly helpful, we'd always have a couple volunteers to babysit the young kids during services and help the elderly who couldn't get around very well, then we'd all go back to what they called the fellowship hall to have coffee and snacks and chit chat for a while and help organize food/clothing drives, other volunteer work, ect.

  • @augustskarklitis593
    @augustskarklitis593 3 года назад +80

    We have always walked this path.
    From our birth we knew the light.
    ...
    -StringStorm

    • @lapu2407
      @lapu2407 3 года назад +12

      I was raised knowing I’d balance faith and might
      ...
      -also stringstorm

    • @dalekrenegade2596
      @dalekrenegade2596 3 года назад +4

      Get these guys to bring up SyringStorm immediately.

  • @JuanPalomoM
    @JuanPalomoM 3 года назад +119

    BRICKY IS COSPLAYING FYODOR KARAMAZOV IN THIS DRAWING.

  • @chrisbaldwin8570
    @chrisbaldwin8570 3 года назад +83

    I vaguely remember a few things from the 1st/2nd edition era of the Sisters that was discussing the founding. If I recall right, it was heavily implied that Alicia was burdened with a "terrible truth" of the universe and was tasked by the Emperor to safeguard mankind from this threat. I think it was the Daemon book from the same period that hinted the terrible truth might of been knowledge of how the warp functions and how human belief can be used and weaponized within the warp, as it mentioned roughly on the same time period the appearance of beings of light in the warp, what we suspect later are the Saints. I think was also hinted at that Alicia was slain by an Assassin hired by the High Lords, scared of her perceived power and influence as the bolt was described as leaving an unusual wound that would not be healed and it had penetrated power armor. I believe it was also implied that the Assassins had sabotaged Goge's Rosarius in hopes that when someone went for him it would lead to his death.

  • @trifontrifonov4297
    @trifontrifonov4297 3 года назад +74

    You are right that the Lamenters are simply sadness made flesh.
    But they can serve as an opening for talking about the 21st Founding. The Cursed Founding.
    And that opens the door for the Flame Falcons, Legion of the Damned, Black Dragons, the Minotaurs and Sons of Antaeus.
    Also the Blood Gorgons, a pirate Chaos band.

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 3 года назад +396

    27:47 “A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic” -Joseph Stalin.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 года назад +47

      “I never actually said that” -Joseph Stalin.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 года назад +43

      @@cryamistellimek9184
      _"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic.
      "_
      First attributed to Stalin in the form _‘If only one man dies of hunger, that is a tragedy. If millions die, that’s only statistics’_ in Washington Post 20 January 1947.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 года назад +19

      @@THExRISER A yes the first thing that pops up in google, where it’s not actually Stalin’s own word but the paraphrasing of several people that have come before him, one of which being Kurt Tucholsky in a German newspaper as of the year 1925 where he said “The death of one man, that is a tragedy! One hundred thousand deaths: a statistic!”

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 года назад +19

      @@cryamistellimek9184 _Eh close enough..._
      Seriously though, this quote appears attributed to Stalin in one of Call Of Duty's death screens, that's probably why a lot of people attribute it to him.
      Thanks for the clarification though.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 года назад +6

      @@THExRISER Yeah no hard feelings, the sentiment of the statement is definitely with him, but Stalin was very much a crook and taking things and twisting them to make it sound like he said it was something he did a lot.

  • @LanceNotHiding
    @LanceNotHiding 3 года назад +36

    Bless. Have collected sisters since 2001. And Still have a MINT copy of the Sisters original Codex.

  • @martinpolo5812
    @martinpolo5812 2 года назад +34

    I'm totally new to 40k. Picked a Sororitas army, just because I always liked the design. Now I found this fantastic channel. Holy exterminatus, Batman! I'm so glad I chose the Sororitas after hearing that epic story.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Год назад +3

      Welcome to the 40K community!

    • @captainvanghn
      @captainvanghn 4 месяца назад +1

      I'm not going to lie to you. You have made a poor financial choice

    • @martinpolo5812
      @martinpolo5812 4 месяца назад

      @@captainvanghn I bought and painted 3 armies by now :-D

  • @john-marccartagenas6706
    @john-marccartagenas6706 3 года назад +29

    This is becoming the highlight of my week. I got excited when I checked yesterday and the last video said 6 days ago

  • @chibizion
    @chibizion 3 года назад +31

    My favorite part of the Decree Passive is Thor wrote it and then defended the loophole personally.

  • @ROTTERDXM
    @ROTTERDXM 3 года назад +41

    You weren't kidding, that Triumph of St. Katherine is an awesome model.
    So happy for the Sisters that they're getting the differentiation, rules and models to shine.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Год назад +2

      And that took decades to be accomplished, I believe!

  • @boomamathics2666
    @boomamathics2666 3 года назад +83

    Can’t wait to miss the total Warhammer 3 trailer became bricky goes on a tangent about are favourite nuns with guns

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 года назад +3

      Wait what? There's a new one coming out? Sick!

    • @boomamathics2666
      @boomamathics2666 3 года назад +3

      @THE RISER maybe lots of teasers dropped and most people believe they are leading up to game 3s trailer

    • @wannibusmaximus1233
      @wannibusmaximus1233 3 года назад +3

      @@boomamathics2666 ruclips.net/video/HAr7yUlM0Po/видео.html

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 года назад +2

      @@boomamathics2666 Judging by the link Wannes posted, it seems to be confirmed at this point.

  • @bwongplays
    @bwongplays 3 года назад +99

    NGL i want a "Jesus!" counter. Every episode there is at least 20 ish

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад

      I think ti would be a good addition, but DK has been getting a good sense of scale for WH40K and I've noticed that he's been saying it less often with the more recent videos.

  • @alshabib5849
    @alshabib5849 3 года назад +20

    Another consequence of the age of apostasy was the creation of the Ordo Heriticus for the Inquisition who's original mission statement was as a check against the ecclesiarchy from using religion to create tyranny again. Most people think of Heriticus's domestic work on local populations but a lot of their work is monitoring cardinals and making sure they aren't amassing too much power. The operation on Vracks to kill their cardinal was an example of the Heriticus trying to do their primary job

  • @insanehippiehippieinsane3828
    @insanehippiehippieinsane3828 3 года назад +32

    Ah the Lamentors a Cursed Founding chapter whose flaw is to have the luck of your average guardsman.

  • @Archangel_Kali
    @Archangel_Kali 3 года назад +47

    I love the thumbnail with the Sister who's just like "F### if I know!"

  • @KuraMad2000
    @KuraMad2000 3 года назад +30

    DK should go through the if the emperor had a text to speech device episodes one day once he's done enough of these podcasts. The captain general will always be Little Kitten to me

  • @kentaylor5147
    @kentaylor5147 3 года назад +26

    I just realized that goge vandire is the warhammer’s emperor palpatine

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 3 года назад +29

    the lore of when girlyman was put into a comma is kind of weird as its being implied that he both was one of the last ones left and one of the first to go. as its mentioned in i think dark imperium as he recalls going being stabbed by falgrim that he was worryed about what his brothers would do with out him, implying that some of them were still around.
    i know Jaghatai Khan (honour be his name) was one of if not the first to leave chasing dark elder into the web way only about 70 years after the heresy the only other one to 'disappear' before him was the lion
    i think corax was next disappeared into the warp to fuck up logar's shit
    again rogal its hard to say its send that he disappeared during one of the first if not the first black crusades
    i think russ might have being the last one to go
    vulkan appeared briefly during the war of the beast and he implyes that he was hanging around or had seen rogal recently

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 2 года назад +1

      Russ went into the warp with the 13th. Been fucking shit up after the last black crusade pushed through though

  • @johnstockley6976
    @johnstockley6976 3 года назад +11

    Goge is one of three people I could see big E have hand delivered as a gift to the Archons of Commoragh.

  • @terratheterribl
    @terratheterribl 3 года назад +16

    These brighten my week I gotta say. It's fun to lay back and learn things again, as well as find out some things I didn't know.

  • @scottyius
    @scottyius Год назад +3

    Reminds me of that one quote, “a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic.”

  • @travelingspartan2035
    @travelingspartan2035 3 года назад +18

    "Common Sense" was what Thomas Paine wrote prior to the American Revolution. Martin Luther's initial writings were the 95 Theses.

  • @DrakusXVIII
    @DrakusXVIII 3 года назад +79

    [S T A T E R E L I G I O N]

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 3 года назад +14

    small correction with Frateris Templar forces near the end of the reign of blood, most of their forces and Goge Vandire's fleets were destroyed in and attempt to kill Sebastian Thor as the fleets were consumed by a massive warp storm that would be called the 'warp storm of the emperor's wrath' as it was believed later by the empire that big E farted out a warp stop to protect Sebastian Thor's growing movment. some could of surpved on earth but they would have being very few in number. the main force protecting Goge were the sisters

  • @JTruong3rd
    @JTruong3rd 3 года назад +20

    Goge Vandire, it was said his last word was "Noo, i'm too busy to die"

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Год назад +1

      Cool and petty last words.

  • @TheRazmereShow
    @TheRazmereShow 3 года назад +8

    The audio drama Our Martyred Lady reveals that the Custodes that spoke with Alicia was Captain "Kitten" Longinus.

  • @LonelyAwesomeWolf
    @LonelyAwesomeWolf 3 года назад +15

    Found this by random chance, and it took me a solid three minutes to realize that was Bricky! Haven't really been keeping up with him of late, due to the change in his content, which I totally respect but wasn't for me. Good to see you again, man!

  • @jordanhaddix3592
    @jordanhaddix3592 3 года назад +30

    "Minute" The War of the Beast would beg to differ. STOMP STOMP

  • @ecos889
    @ecos889 3 года назад +31

    The sisters of battle are just maids who solution to any filth is killing it with fire.

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 2 года назад +4

      Maids, but if their detergent was napalm.

  • @Razyeldev
    @Razyeldev 3 года назад +24

    Father: his name will be Manslaughter!
    Wife: you sure ? i mean won't he be evil
    Father: no.. i'm sure it's be fine :P

  • @jb03hf
    @jb03hf 3 года назад +7

    The "apostate" was Godge Vandire who turned his back on the Emperor's own appointed High Lords to attempt to run the Imperium himself.

  • @astronomybrainiac
    @astronomybrainiac 3 года назад +27

    Honestly, Goge's reign should have been titled "The Age of Heresy" since heresy is when you introduce non-official teachings/beliefs into a religion, which is what Goge did. And the Horus Heresy should actually be the Horus Apostasy, since he abandoned his father's light and teachings to follow a new faith, which is what apostasy means.
    But I guess there's not the alliterative appeal with those names.

  • @laughingmask3118
    @laughingmask3118 2 года назад +5

    You guys have come so unbelievably far in a year and I'm proud of you.

  • @bartoszkosmowski7149
    @bartoszkosmowski7149 3 года назад +7

    The TTS reference earned you a new subscriber.

  • @Somebody-dl8og
    @Somebody-dl8og 3 года назад +6

    Ngl imo, this is one of the best warhammer channels ever, I hope you guys reach up to 100 eps. You the best

  • @MoonForge
    @MoonForge 3 года назад +7

    Yo! Just found your channel and i'm having a blast!
    I've always liked warhammer but never been attracted to their gameplay, so having story tellers like you is just an amazing compromise!!
    I've only started but i can't wait for your next videos, thank you guys!!

  • @sorufa888
    @sorufa888 3 года назад +11

    8:44 Bjorn from the Space Wolves outright said that to an inquisitor

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 года назад +3

      Even the likes of the Heretic Astartes would kneel before Bjorn in respect before the battle ensues.

  • @adrog3434
    @adrog3434 3 года назад +27

    NEXT EPISODE ORKS!!!
    'ERE WE GO

    • @Meuduso1
      @Meuduso1 3 года назад +4

      'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO
      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

  • @vulkan4108
    @vulkan4108 3 года назад +48

    The Emperor is pleased today

  • @ToaArcan
    @ToaArcan 3 года назад +13

    "I can't die, I'm too busy!"

  • @TheArgusApocraphex1
    @TheArgusApocraphex1 3 года назад +19

    Yo, any chance we can get an episode on the Carcharodons? Maori themed, part shark Space Marines who LOVE CHAINSAWS.

    • @degeneratesupreme860
      @degeneratesupreme860 3 года назад +1

      Those are the guys who have a chapter master who's like as big as a primarch right?

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Год назад

      They did one!

  • @deusvult4084
    @deusvult4084 3 года назад +3

    "Fuck that Goge guy and the chair he rode in on." -Big E

  • @ВасилийМорозов-л7х

    Goge Vandire is one of the best human villains (if something like this can be said regarding the morally grey 40k universe) of 40k. Usually when you hear about Imperial government officials doing more bad things than usually, you think of Chaos corruption or Xenos influence. But no, Vandire did all that he did simply because he was a wicked man.

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 3 года назад +8

    "I do not have time to die. I am busy." I want that on a T-Shirt Even if it came from the bastard Goge Vandire.

  • @kishinasura1989
    @kishinasura1989 3 года назад +14

    "The fastest hands in the west"
    I died,my friends died, even the dog died laughing

  • @hobothetiger9644
    @hobothetiger9644 3 года назад +6

    you know, enthusiasm is contagious, and i now love the sisters of battle because of bricky's admiration for them.

  • @sibshankarpatra7429
    @sibshankarpatra7429 3 года назад +4

    Recently I have been getting these 40k RUclips recommendations and I say it's amazing. And the story about the sisters killing the heretic was amazing.

  • @crabman962
    @crabman962 3 года назад +8

    Says corpse emperor
    “RIGHT HERE INQUISITOR HERE IS THE HERETIC”

  • @suncore65
    @suncore65 3 года назад +11

    Alright, off to Spotify to listen to this gem again!

  • @berniebroig8745
    @berniebroig8745 2 года назад +2

    I feel like the ecchlisiarcal throne room scene would need to be an establishing long shot to give scale to the size of the building, and Alicia Dominica would need to say her speech as she climbed an ungodly amount of stairs. The climax would be her reaching the top with Goge speaking his last. Her fury would mount until she would draw her power sword, revving it in an instant, slowing down right at the point where Vandire's Rosarius' field failed. Her sword would pass through the field and tear through his neck. Not sure how the scene would go after, but it would be cool.

  • @mr.stringtomb7235
    @mr.stringtomb7235 3 года назад +3

    The Sisters of Battle in the thumbnail look so damn adorable

  • @joaovitorreisdasilva9573
    @joaovitorreisdasilva9573 3 года назад +4

    It's small and silly detail, but I find really fucking cool that everyone that enters the Throneroom leaves with such a shift of perspective. It also happened to "Rawbutt Girlyman".

  • @benjaminehren7965
    @benjaminehren7965 3 года назад +17

    I wanna see these two react to the text to speech series.

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 Год назад +4

    I just realized that if the Emperor actually did have a Text To Speech device, and used the Custodians as his heralds and massagers, all this insanely could have (very easily) been avoided.

  • @mariojorge68
    @mariojorge68 3 года назад +5

    Isn't Rogal Dorn the last Primarch standing (Not counting the rediscovery of Vulkan a while later)?

  • @Demigodish4o3
    @Demigodish4o3 3 года назад +7

    That was so cool! it's lore I never hear people discuss, so it was refreshing!

  • @assassinred426
    @assassinred426 3 года назад +3

    The way I would see it the best way to describe a sychar losing its ability to the warp would be the equivalent of a normal person losing all of his five senses

  • @corneal35
    @corneal35 3 года назад +5

    43:44 at this pointed I really wanted them to try and fight the Emperors Janitors.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 года назад

      The Adeptus Janitorus, another branch of the Custodian Guard

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 9 месяцев назад

      Well needless to say...
      You'd lose. Unless you're lucky, which is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

  • @Larcerus666
    @Larcerus666 3 года назад +20

    Praise our awesome Nuns with Guns

  • @guyrozenberg1279
    @guyrozenberg1279 3 года назад +3

    24:19 ok, when bricky said that he took this assasin i was instantly reminded of who they are after watching the video about all the human factions on bricky's channel and was like oh
    oh
    oh
    shit
    oh
    no

  • @moooshroomdragonking1335
    @moooshroomdragonking1335 3 года назад +3

    I did not know bricky had a podcast I love it

  • @TrilainaBloodwind
    @TrilainaBloodwind 3 года назад +3

    So loving these weekly episodes, cannot wait for my Scion boys!

  • @MZeora
    @MZeora 3 года назад +4

    OFFICALLY in our current timeframe we do not have a word for the turn of the 5th digit (from M29 to M30) which is why we use the M moniker.
    Decamillennium would be the word I would want to use, but it isn't officially recognized and you don't get named timeframe until you hit "Age" at M1000.

  • @sunjian5458
    @sunjian5458 3 года назад +6

    Martin Luther: 95 Theses which he nailed to the door of the church.
    Thomas Paine: Common Sense, written during the time of the American Revolution and passed around as pamphlets.

    • @bingusmingus2937
      @bingusmingus2937 3 года назад +1

      That entire section made every history buff cringe

  • @evanhunt1863
    @evanhunt1863 3 года назад +3

    "I don't have time to die - I'm too busy!"
    Mr. Vandire, I think your schedule just opened up.