I Beat Hitman 2 Without Ever Killing ANYBODY and This Is What Happened

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @cheru
    @cheru  Год назад +166

    *Watch some hilariously stupid MODDED HITMAN videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs
    *OR watch all of my HITMAN 3 videos here* 👉 bit.ly/2XXH89g *or all my HITMAN 2 videos here!!* 👉 bit.ly/2F4h3Op

    • @The_Grecian_Empire
      @The_Grecian_Empire Год назад

      1 mil

    • @MRWolfy-1234
      @MRWolfy-1234 Год назад

      Love u videos

    • @DR1FT47
      @DR1FT47 Год назад +2

      Good job on 1M

    • @Kingish_991
      @Kingish_991 Год назад

      hey bud just wanted to let you know that New Zealand is in Polynesia which covers most of the eastern pacific other places in Polynesia are Easter Island and Hawaii
      PS good job with the one million subs

    • @K3N3
      @K3N3 Год назад

      b a n a n a

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 Год назад +2240

    This makes perfect canonical sense actually. The best way to get away with a crime is not commit it. He would truly be untraceable in his assassinations.

    • @cosmologicalturtle9528
      @cosmologicalturtle9528 Год назад +40

      Damn that makes sense

    • @JustAnotherPilgrim
      @JustAnotherPilgrim Год назад +38

      He would still be committing a number of assaults though

    • @TheOneWhoLikes
      @TheOneWhoLikes Год назад +112

      ​​@@JustAnotherPilgrim But How Will The Murders Connect To Him If There's No Evidence Of Him Relating To Their Deaths?

    • @somebody_JB
      @somebody_JB Год назад +12

      big brain time

    • @cosmologicalturtle9528
      @cosmologicalturtle9528 Год назад +25

      @@TheOneWhoLikes Exactly. Arguably he isn’t even at fault.

  • @YATS_EDG3RUNNER19-O_o
    @YATS_EDG3RUNNER19-O_o Год назад +743

    Cheru never fails to make me laugh even if he isn't launching people into the earth's outermost atmosphere

  • @DPSFSU
    @DPSFSU Год назад +154

    I've watched 18:00 over and over and over. It kills me every time. The noise after banaaana hit is awesome.

    • @iamvoiceover
      @iamvoiceover Год назад +12

      I could NOT stop cracking up when he said 'banana'.

  • @greg_mca
    @greg_mca Год назад +109

    You could have been even less morally culpable in mumbai by simply helping the guys who are meeting the targets. Just give the artist that missing tube of paint he's been looking for so he's happy with his colours, and give the foreman his predecessor's notes so he feels familiar enough with the company that he can now be quizzed by the boss. Don't even need to get close

    • @cheru
      @cheru  Год назад +46

      Oh sick. Didn't know that.

    • @Maver1ck911
      @Maver1ck911 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@cheru also Fortuna the guy you can tattoo goes to feed his man eating hippo 🫡

  • @VegaIllusion
    @VegaIllusion Год назад +114

    Stealing the coin when she shows it to you is so funny

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 Год назад +3

      Good thing targets and nice ate nice and dumb. 😄

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад +266

    Congrats on 1 million subs, man! your content is always hilarious and awesome!

  • @noneyabidness9644
    @noneyabidness9644 Год назад +85

    Grim Reaper had to give the guy in charge of accidental falling accidents full-time status and a raise.
    Really blew the budget for that quarter.😂

  • @arch-Magos
    @arch-Magos Год назад +146

    congrats on 1 mil!been watching you for a bit and you gave me the motivation to go back to hitman 3,been enjoying it a TON recently

  • @Xenolord
    @Xenolord Год назад +11

    So lemme get this straight... most of this challenge boils down to... 'Tom and Jerry Shit' with the banana? I LOVE it.

  • @Mr.Brothybear
    @Mr.Brothybear Год назад +19

    I love how Hitman npcs will die water but this guy is in a literal hot tub
    but the moment he falls back in
    he immeditely dies

  • @darrenpayne150
    @darrenpayne150 Год назад +8

    "I thought it said tampon, so I stood around and waited for tampon to happen". That broke me, uncontrollable laughter! You absolutely crack me up, or should that be crack cocainus me up?

  • @MohGamer63
    @MohGamer63 Год назад +37

    CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 MILL CHERU! I’m glad I’ve been here for a while. But cheru not killing people is soooo weird. I’m used to u having 100 explosive ducks launching non targets.

  • @star.master_cranium
    @star.master_cranium Год назад +40

    I feel like the longer we’ll do this nice guy challenge with Cheru the farther in time we’ll travel till we reached the very first Hitman. The Magnum Opus if you prefer.

  • @Zeidoktor
    @Zeidoktor Год назад +2

    17:28 - With so many bananas in your pocket those guards must've thought you were VERY happy to see them.

  • @LowQualityContent
    @LowQualityContent Год назад +51

    Congrats on hitting one million subscribers! You're a real legend, keep up the good work!

  • @Rightsideup_Genius
    @Rightsideup_Genius Год назад +6

    Him breaking character is absolute gold

  • @khakiwolf4146
    @khakiwolf4146 Год назад +1

    18:00 - "Don't hit me! BLAAGGGG BLUUHHHH!!"

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks Год назад +5

    I've done no striking anyone runs, but this is... beautiful.

  • @matthartley276
    @matthartley276 Год назад +7

    Cheru's laugh makes me laugh.... Everytime LOL but dammit I've had cheeky cheeky in my head all day

  • @greenth-mac2550
    @greenth-mac2550 Год назад +4

    My favorite is the mission where you and another assassin were sent to take out the same targets. Wish we saw more like this.

  • @BrianYapleOfficial
    @BrianYapleOfficial Год назад +13

    Great video, as always! Keep em coming! I like the vids with other games too. CK3 video is literally classic cheru!

    • @cheru
      @cheru  Год назад +4

      Ck3 is the best!

  • @speedy
    @speedy Год назад +1

    Fun and enjoyable vid but I wish you went with a more standard loadout, cheesing the game with loads of coins and bananas is OP :P

  • @uisebastian8799
    @uisebastian8799 Год назад +11

    I think Cheru is losing his mind making these jokes 😂

  • @SeaberGaming
    @SeaberGaming Год назад +5

    I love how he can't keep it together in some of the scenes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @basedjiren3889
    @basedjiren3889 Год назад +1

    Where did you get the bananas? Lmao

  • @izzyskywalkerr
    @izzyskywalkerr Год назад +11

    I guess it's safe to say none of the targets could potaSEEium it coming

  • @phelps6205
    @phelps6205 Год назад +3

    The guard smoking with a gas mask on is gold.

  • @jmablazer
    @jmablazer Год назад +4

    The accidental kill bit is hilarious

  • @FerdiGD
    @FerdiGD Год назад

    The way you say ,,Dingledongle'' 😂😂😂😂its too perfect 😂😂

  • @MYusri-xk9re
    @MYusri-xk9re Год назад +6

    One thing for sure. Never trust Cheru when he's doing "killing nobody" challenge. Hahaha!!

  • @andrewsuci
    @andrewsuci Год назад +1

    17:24 "I did however have a 100 banana inside ny bu... " Bruh have a banana inside the butt😂😂😂

  • @FallenCreed
    @FallenCreed Год назад +5

    Hey he's doing this challenge in chronological order except it's literally the opposite of chronological order!

  • @KamiCruda
    @KamiCruda Год назад

    1:18 even Socks has the rights to stay Hydrated

  • @Drizzooo767
    @Drizzooo767 Год назад +3

    Cheru is the type of guy to use the part fun in funeral

  • @dangerszewski9816
    @dangerszewski9816 Год назад +5

    I thought you were going to have robert Knox kill Sierra, I've done a challenge like this with less restrictions, my goal was basically any time I can make someone ELSE kill the target, I did so, but when there was no easy option I just went for normal silent assassin accidents.

  • @sans8885
    @sans8885 Год назад +3

    cheru do more of mod videos!they are hilarious everyone around me looks at me because I look like I am laughing to myself like a crazy bastard!

  • @jennifufu6454
    @jennifufu6454 Год назад +2

    TLDR: "I put banana peels down everywhere and the targets slipped and fell to their deaths."

  • @big_chillin793
    @big_chillin793 Год назад

    11:00 dude turned into sonic dropping all those coins😂

  • @bradfoster84
    @bradfoster84 Год назад +7

    Cheru is so funny he is a legend

  • @Unknown_Gamer999
    @Unknown_Gamer999 Год назад +3

    The hitman space program seems to be doing well

  • @SuspendedYT
    @SuspendedYT Год назад +5

    Cheru. How did u exit on the first mission without shooting the truck bombs?? 🤔 🤔 🤔. Else great video mate

  • @DinofeetYT
    @DinofeetYT Год назад

    6:30 The guard: hmm.... this wall looks nice to sit on

  • @GoatHockey1
    @GoatHockey1 Год назад +6

    Lol Cheru never lets down with the great ideas

  • @summerrose-searle6500
    @summerrose-searle6500 Год назад

    "i like explosions, boom boom yummy" the most relatable thing I've ever heard

  • @BlueKnight1223
    @BlueKnight1223 Год назад

    0:27 that kick was....
    personal😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @coca-cola-espuma47
    @coca-cola-espuma47 Год назад +1

    5:32 goodbye indeed

  • @AM17ftbl-aep
    @AM17ftbl-aep Год назад +9

    hello there my friend cheru the "best" hitman

  • @officersbadonkadonk4357
    @officersbadonkadonk4357 Год назад

    Butler: What would be your weapon of choice today sir? .45? Maybe a garrote wire?
    47: *B A N A N A*

  • @NotToddHoward
    @NotToddHoward Год назад +8

    Every day Cheru uploads is a good day!

  • @JoesGuy
    @JoesGuy Год назад +1

    McDuff cameo! Wheeeeee!

  • @ryoku4980
    @ryoku4980 Год назад +1

    This is the "How to kill without killing" tutorial video,man i love ur content!

  • @sushm_7767
    @sushm_7767 Год назад

    "And was also single and ready to mingle with my dingle' 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @josiahvelazquez2014
    @josiahvelazquez2014 Год назад +1

    Wasnt till 19mins in that i realized 47's appearance was changing the whole time

  • @pneuscreves
    @pneuscreves Год назад +2

    "I'm a Tactical Testicul"
    - Cheru 2023

  • @mrmelon5256
    @mrmelon5256 Год назад +1

    Bro just casually reusing an intro thinking nobody would notice

  • @Dawg911st
    @Dawg911st Год назад +1

    Congrats on 1 mil!🎉🎉🎉it was a crazy yourney🎉🎉🎉

  • @zetton1658
    @zetton1658 Год назад +1

    I’ve never played this game
    Before but upon watching the first mission I was intrigued. As a Māori myself seeing NZ included in stuff is always awesome shot butha

  • @SheriffAlexHudson
    @SheriffAlexHudson Год назад

    God: You Are A Hitman And Didnt Go To Hell This is error
    Cheru: WELL…

  • @kesgames8247
    @kesgames8247 Год назад +1

    13:15 i cant dude i swear

  • @ffaristocrat
    @ffaristocrat Год назад

    You can panic Reynard in Hawke's Bay so hard that she runs out into the water and drowns herself.

  • @skklz3896
    @skklz3896 Год назад +3

    congrats on 1 mil u legend, ur vids always make my day better

  • @rotskull9118
    @rotskull9118 Год назад +1

    21:05 The moosenado had me laughing so hard. 😂
    Also congrats on hitting one million subs!

  • @batman_nofartman
    @batman_nofartman Год назад +2

    Cheru is the best person to make me laugh when your sad

  • @AStupidCuban
    @AStupidCuban Год назад +2

    Cheru congrats on a mil missed u

  • @SeriousApache
    @SeriousApache Год назад

    Throws propane tank at barbeque: totally an accident

  • @gabrielpaquet5606
    @gabrielpaquet5606 Год назад

    A flamingo placing 50kg of banana behind someone is the best thing ever

  • @thatguywhovibes8208
    @thatguywhovibes8208 Год назад

    15:12 bro really said "keep your precious stuff in your pockets"

  • @theholyhehe
    @theholyhehe Год назад

    HEYYY congratulations on 1 million subscribers cheru

  • @timberedlime973
    @timberedlime973 Год назад +1

    Hi Cheru I don’t know if you’ll see this but I’ve been looking through your old videos and I think you should play baby hands vr again if you did it would make my day and probably my brothers please make a video that’s just a goofy random game

  • @w0iv0
    @w0iv0 Год назад +1

    It’s a good day when Cheru uploads

  • @bradtorville5526
    @bradtorville5526 Год назад

    19:00 Jeez! Were you eating the bananas???

  • @allmightymyself8205
    @allmightymyself8205 14 дней назад

    Run trough Sapienza an Place Duckys every where and as soon everybody has a duck in pocket send it! 😂

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 Год назад +3

    I know i know you have reached 1 mil before , but seriously congratulations.
    Crack cocainus, this video was "bananas" 😂

    • @cheru
      @cheru  Год назад +2

      What're you on about lol. I've never reached 1 million before.

  • @joaocustodio7705
    @joaocustodio7705 Год назад

    10:56 The ammount of coins... 😂😂😂

  • @NoNameNoProblem1
    @NoNameNoProblem1 Год назад +1

    Bro really chose the pacifist route💀

  • @sywrexile3078
    @sywrexile3078 Год назад

    "Made him turn away from a life of killing etc." ???? Are you insane?!?!
    Well, no need to answer my sweet Cherub! Pray, show & tell! But no Beejeebuses.

  • @thedeck-buildingdemon8293
    @thedeck-buildingdemon8293 Год назад +1

    3:52 thought you’d just beat everyone up and scare her into the ocean

  • @Reddeath111
    @Reddeath111 Год назад

    10:56 dude looked like sonic after he takes damage with all those coins he dropped

  • @1Turk_Lirası
    @1Turk_Lirası Год назад +1

    Hitman 2 with hitman 3 image… WOW!!!

  • @gr3ypuppy587
    @gr3ypuppy587 Год назад +1

    Cheru, TECHNICALLY you can put them to sleep then push them off a cliff or toss em off a balcony and TECHNICALLY you didn’t kill them. The fall did

  • @greatdestroyer1616
    @greatdestroyer1616 Год назад +3

    Love the vids keep it up ❤

  • @narratorsson5709
    @narratorsson5709 Год назад

    Idk why but i played every hitman trying to be as silent and not kill anyone but the targets. Then i found your channel and now i see how many i can kill in different ways with mods to base game

  • @thek1ngdo
    @thek1ngdo Год назад +1

    Hello Cheru, how are you today? Keep up with good work

  • @milmaz
    @milmaz Год назад +1

    Remember to always stay hydrated

  • @keeb__
    @keeb__ Год назад +1

    Agent 47 has 200 coins, and wants to buy 100 bananas, each banana costs one coin, how many coins will agent 47 have after buying the bananas he wants?

  • @chargeminecraft
    @chargeminecraft Год назад

    “Nicest Hitman ever”
    Never thought anyone would say that sentence lol

  • @pneuscreves
    @pneuscreves Год назад +2

    Could be funny to see "very accident kill" with hitman 1, you can make a singer defenestrates his lawyer (both are targets) or make a yakuza explode herself because she uses cigarets or because 47 doesnt how to cook fungus (poor forty sevent 😢) or because he is a bad doctor ...

  • @maddoxmalloy_08
    @maddoxmalloy_08 Год назад

    Sierra Knoxing herself out is priceless!!! 😂😂

  • @Ammrahmad
    @Ammrahmad 4 месяца назад

    the fact that I started watching you since you uploaded your 2nd video

  • @snakeoil7416
    @snakeoil7416 Год назад

    Thank you! Waited for it.

  • @uzakurt734
    @uzakurt734 Год назад

    Was waiting for this vid thank you

  • @elreycharmeleon7522
    @elreycharmeleon7522 Год назад

    Oh no! Agent 47 is going...
    He is going...
    Agent 47 is going bananas

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Год назад

    "Option 2, you don't pick Option 1. Someone Dies" as the man in the Flamingo costume menacingly places over 10 banana peels behind her

  • @julianproef2298
    @julianproef2298 Год назад +1

    know with sierra knox knoxed out hahah

  • @Ghost_696
    @Ghost_696 Год назад

    Congrats on 1mil just subbed I love this kind of content

  • @Ghost_696
    @Ghost_696 Год назад

    The white suit at the start was very suitable for this challenge

  • @neon-kitty
    @neon-kitty Год назад

    That was bananas!

  • @MrSacheverell
    @MrSacheverell Год назад

    Chungus 47 is growing on me. Like a banana.

  • @kylekorver7273
    @kylekorver7273 Год назад +2

    Love the vids been watching for a while ❤