I Beat Hitman 3 Without Ever Killing ANYBODY and This Is What Happened

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @cheru
    @cheru  Год назад +221

    If you enjoyed this video, let me know, and I might orchestrate a similar catastrophe in Hitman 2016 and Hitman 2.
    *Watch some hilariously stupid MODDED HITMAN videos here* 👉 bit.ly/3ImtKBs
    *OR watch all of my HITMAN 3 videos here* 👉 bit.ly/2XXH89g *or all my HITMAN 2 videos here!!* 👉 bit.ly/2F4h3Op

  • @unkeptorc9656
    @unkeptorc9656 Год назад +228

    the level of restraint it took you to do this must have been massive. good work.

    • @dr_tails658
      @dr_tails658 Год назад +3

      The follow up to this must be taking out the targets in the most over the top brutal way possible

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 Год назад +3

      He’s probably waiting until someone mods a minigun into this game

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie Год назад +468

    I always loved the ending to Hitman 3. “Why don’t you become a mindless killing machine again?”
    “No.”
    “Well, I’m outta ideas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “

    • @andyhx2
      @andyhx2 Год назад +28

      Who else thinks that 47's "No" should become new "No" meme sound effect.

    • @Nachtiu2
      @Nachtiu2 Год назад +54

      "Go back to your old ways!"
      "No."
      "Shit, I dunno why I was expecting that to work. Alright, go ahead and shoot me."

    • @JACINTO-c5y
      @JACINTO-c5y Год назад +1

      @@andyhx2 yes

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 Год назад +28

      The Constant knew he was dead the moment 47 came into his cabin. As he said he had to at least try to make the offer. Otherwise he was just accepting his end with some dignity.
      And you can in fact inject yourself and become his loyal killer, so in some timelines the Constant wins.

    • @BlueIronsights
      @BlueIronsights Год назад +3

      Well he knows agent 47 can't be bargained or reasoned with? That's my guess

  • @CHEF8888
    @CHEF8888 Год назад +10

    I loved it when cheru “did not” kill is target in china then turn to the guard and walk to him and then you see *4 unconscious witnesses* in the corner 11:52

    • @cheru
      @cheru  Год назад +1

      Keyword unconscious. Not dead.

  • @Bumbledores_kitchen
    @Bumbledores_kitchen Год назад +632

    Didn’t someone already do this, nvm it’s cheru he’ll just make it better

    • @Komaster-fh4ot
      @Komaster-fh4ot Год назад +83

      I remember seeing that by onion butter

    • @MaximusKingery
      @MaximusKingery Год назад +5

      ​@@Komaster-fh4ot ye

    • @greengrassgaming2530
      @greengrassgaming2530 Год назад +44

      Someone did! But fun fact people can have the same ideas :3

    • @jaysen2569
      @jaysen2569 Год назад +7

      Yea onionbutter did it but Cheru did it way better

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade Год назад +39

      Yeah, onion butter. I don’t mind though, I watched both videos and gave them both a like and a sub, I don’t have preferences.

  • @milkbaconz
    @milkbaconz Год назад +180

    Congrats on 1 mil! It's a huge milestone- imagine being able to put a smile on the faces of a million people all around the world with every upload!

    • @alfieellison5143
      @alfieellison5143 Год назад +2

      He’s already been there but his videos are just hitman so he lost them check how much views he used to get he had about 1.2 Million

    • @cheru
      @cheru  Год назад +19

      Lol what? I had 1.2 million subscribers? News to me. Awesome!

    • @cheru
      @cheru  Год назад +14

      Cheers mate

    • @alfieellison5143
      @alfieellison5143 Год назад +2

      @@cheru swear you did in like your old videos swear if I’m wrong then I’m sorry for the confusion but I swear you did

  • @Useless22
    @Useless22 Год назад +4

    9:53 I laughed far too hard at that taco joke.

  • @Neeferth
    @Neeferth Год назад +33

    Ironically, this not only avoid killing, but breathes new life into the game.

  • @Trzebiat
    @Trzebiat Год назад +58

    I love the idea of proxy kills to make or help other people kill your targets so you don't actually kill them yourself, but setting up accident kills by sabotaging things is nothing different than killing the target yourself, same for making target slip and fall off the ledge to his death by placing a banana peel there is no different to shooting the target in the leg so he trips and falls to his death. This is kinda like Vincent in Collateral movie: "You killed him?", "No, I shot him. Bullets and fall killed him".

    • @brunoestevezdominguez4901
      @brunoestevezdominguez4901 Год назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing. Mans did an accidents only run and thought he made something (although I understand this video is for comedic purposes)

    • @Trzebiat
      @Trzebiat Год назад +4

      @@brunoestevezdominguez4901 I'm glad I'm not the only one. The whole "beating the game without killing anyone" is really interesting, I'm gonna try to do it properly without setting up accidents that specifically require sabotaging stuff.

    • @brunoestevezdominguez4901
      @brunoestevezdominguez4901 Год назад

      @@Trzebiat I'm looking forward to it already 😄. I also hope you'll continue your "No foul play" series, I loved it when you started it.

    • @moderatelite
      @moderatelite Год назад

      No no, I didn’t kill him, he wasn’t paying attention

    • @drmarioprojectm1510
      @drmarioprojectm1510 Год назад +2

      @@Trzebiat In short, accidents without any sabotaging required is acceptable as long as the death itself was caused by a poor life choice on the target's behalf, i.e. the target isn't paying attention or someone else has it out for them.

  • @SirBacongaming
    @SirBacongaming Год назад +1

    "i need you to stand up and fight the aliens" then man falls off tallest building 3:54

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад +22

    Cheru's hitman videos are some of the funniest and best parts of my day

  • @manuelcollantes535
    @manuelcollantes535 Год назад +93

    Cheru never fails to give us a laugh

  • @kiritoxyronie2841
    @kiritoxyronie2841 Год назад +23

    Cheru, you really made my day.. Be it UFC, BOXING or HITMAN... Damn man you always make me crack a smile and laugh xD

  • @llukandane3337
    @llukandane3337 Год назад +6

    I must address this issue to Cheru. I cannot imagine the RESTRAINT not to kill anyone, not even hydrating a kind pedestrian or a target. I never thought I would say this, but I’m proud of you Cheru. Jesus could be leaning to you granting you the lounge of Heaven access.

  • @FrostedSA
    @FrostedSA Год назад +2

    1:25
    Cheru: I just rememberd that this was a kill nobody challenge:
    Proceeds to kill someone

  • @Unknown_Gamer999
    @Unknown_Gamer999 Год назад +1

    1:18 worst-case scenario the building starts cracking under the weight of agent 47's muscle mass, And immaculate cheek bones!!!!!

  • @Moaiticus
    @Moaiticus Год назад +8

    Cheru didn’t kill anybody so it’s no longer HITMAN, it’s just MAN.

  • @dariuszsobczak7209
    @dariuszsobczak7209 Год назад +3

    Wait, so blastin' a Powerful light from a DJ booth, burning people alive ( it wasn't an accident) ISN'T killing somebody?
    Alrighty.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 Год назад +1

      I love the idea of him casually dropping a dozen bananas with no guards caring to notice even while the target is clearly slipping toward their demise

  • @MYusri-xk9re
    @MYusri-xk9re Год назад +4

    I decided to install and play Hitman 3: World of Assassination because of Cheru. Now, I really enjoy playing this game and love to mess around. Thanks, bro Cheru.

  • @s9_n00b9
    @s9_n00b9 Год назад +4

    Alternative title: Forcing the game to do 47's job
    Congrats on 1M bro!

  • @Markolsthegreat
    @Markolsthegreat Год назад +39

    I swear cheru is the only one making hitman3 more fun and alive

    • @emperormach
      @emperormach Год назад +4

      so is OnionButter

    • @TheDooDooFart869
      @TheDooDooFart869 Год назад

      @@emperormach he only has 3 vids

    • @DerpMask
      @DerpMask Год назад

      Who made a video like a week ago? Pretty recent if you ask me.

  • @Cheeselover1000
    @Cheeselover1000 Год назад +3

    9:52 the saddest part of this video😢

  • @OFFICIAL-MERICA
    @OFFICIAL-MERICA 8 месяцев назад +1

    9:54 rip taco 🌮

  • @duckstomp
    @duckstomp Год назад +13

    Cheru is a masterpiece, in saying that he should definitely be in a mental institution for committing this much self harm

  • @Komodo9104
    @Komodo9104 Год назад +2

    Hey Cheru great video! And congrats on reaching 1 million subscribers 👏

  • @athena2628
    @athena2628 Год назад +7

    Always a good day when Cheru uploads

  • @ariano5700
    @ariano5700 Год назад +1

    4:00 "i need you to stand up and fight the alien" is all i here

  • @Forgotten-Gamer
    @Forgotten-Gamer Год назад +2

    Congrats on 1 million subs Cheru

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 Год назад +2

    Congratulations on 1 million brother . Been with you since 100k . Love it

  • @Jourdainist
    @Jourdainist Год назад +1

    That advertisement was smooth af

  • @krauzzz9113
    @krauzzz9113 Год назад +1

    1:41 gigachad

  • @genkisuperethical96
    @genkisuperethical96 Год назад +5

    i cant believe he didnt send anyone to the moon in this episode, WHERE DID YOU PUT CHERU???

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 Год назад +1

    18:29 god if i had a nickel

  • @Unknown_Gamer999
    @Unknown_Gamer999 Год назад +1

    Before i watch this.... did you at least send someone to the moon?

  • @thedeekabides
    @thedeekabides Год назад +1

    Yeeting a gas canister at a guy with a cigarette, with the knowledge that it would kill him is still murder…

  • @Spyduck8869
    @Spyduck8869 Год назад +2

    Finally 47 won’t get so much blood on his suit

  • @mrstudent9125
    @mrstudent9125 Год назад

    00:21 That push animation is so goofy. Almost looks like Don himself wanted to fall.

  • @voodoogaming1978
    @voodoogaming1978 Год назад +2

    I want to see you do the entire trilogy like this

  • @Fantasy_Lyx
    @Fantasy_Lyx Год назад +3

    Well Done cheru for 1 MILLION SUBS!!!

  • @SH-bm8yp
    @SH-bm8yp Год назад +2

    Love this channel, your uploads make my day 💜

  • @hallalboi
    @hallalboi Год назад +1

    Congrats on 1 mil and stay hydrated

  • @JacksonTorrens-n3z
    @JacksonTorrens-n3z Год назад +1

    Either you’re on the other side of the planet or you’re staying up until midnight

  • @thek1ngdo
    @thek1ngdo Год назад +2

    The King is back!! HELL YHEAAAA ♥♥♥!! AND ONE MORE TIME CONGRATS ON 1M SUBS CHERU, KEEP UP GOOD WORK MATE

  • @nugget6112
    @nugget6112 Год назад +1

    Love your vids
    Congrats on 1m subscribers

  • @GibuIardo
    @GibuIardo Год назад +1

    Congrats on 1M subs Cheru! CHEERS

  • @lowlandnobleman6746
    @lowlandnobleman6746 Год назад +2

    Whether it be a kill-everyone challenge or a kill-nobody challenge, it’s always best to stay hydrated either way.

  • @babygrinch779
    @babygrinch779 4 месяца назад +1

    Dude in the blue was a straight g😂

  • @Blitz-Tiger
    @Blitz-Tiger Год назад +1

    Now we know that the dude in the mathproblems is serial killer 😂😂

  • @seanphelan932
    @seanphelan932 Год назад +1

    Badly mick duck face really cracked me up😅
    Please do more hitman!!

  • @IndyMiraaga
    @IndyMiraaga Год назад

    I have to try this... who needs silent assassin when you can be a suspicious innocent bystander?

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 Год назад

    Cheru, for the Dartmoor map, you can also let the real murderer (Emma) kill Alexa by poison and then you want be blamed for anything (except for the butler you just accused who the security guards are probably right now wrongly arresting him for murder)

  • @memelord7157
    @memelord7157 Год назад +3

    1 million finally. You deserved it.

  • @JesperYouTube
    @JesperYouTube Год назад +1

    congrats for the 1 million subscribers, you earned them but you are worth more

  • @Cloudy42300
    @Cloudy42300 Год назад +3

    bro makes the best vids. Keep up the good work :]

    • @Cloudy42300
      @Cloudy42300 Год назад

      no ways cheru harted yay:]😁

  • @thewhiskey584
    @thewhiskey584 Год назад

    Most of the people playing Hitman: they work hard to speedrun the game or get creative about getting the kill
    Cheru: *C R A C K C O C A I N U S*

  • @nicholaswallen8147
    @nicholaswallen8147 Год назад

    "Chiseled slab of nightmare fuel"...pure gold

  • @Aplyie
    @Aplyie Год назад +1

    Why does he look like the handsome Squidward meme lol

  • @zabooka
    @zabooka Год назад +1

    Congrats on 1 million subs!

  • @calebkasprzyk7114
    @calebkasprzyk7114 Год назад +1

    Not sure if you meant to do this, but your "Col. Sanders" picture at 14:48 is really a photoshopped picture of American politician Bernie Sanders. LOL

  • @michaelboyle7281
    @michaelboyle7281 Год назад

    Goddamn, now that I'm sober from meth and heroin, the little bit from 20:15 to 20:29 is almost exactly the thought process I have with myself now when I think about using again lmao

  • @creamchiise
    @creamchiise Год назад

    "is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    "no, it's 100 bananas"

  • @MetalxMilitsia
    @MetalxMilitsia Год назад +1

    Why is agent 47 looking like handsome Squidward?

  • @g_money8945
    @g_money8945 Год назад +1

    Hey Cheru I am a very big fan and I made a custom rubber duck. I want to see if I could show you but I didn’t know how I could show you, so just let me know

  • @MrSacheverell
    @MrSacheverell Год назад

    Watching Stuyvesant flop himself to death, is the uplifting content the world needs right now. 10/10

  • @Melo_Ed1ts
    @Melo_Ed1ts Год назад +1

    Why 47 looks like a Gigachad.😂

  • @combineadvisor572
    @combineadvisor572 Год назад

    I didn't skip the sponsorship. That's how you know you're a good youtuber.

  • @masonmcfadden4886
    @masonmcfadden4886 Год назад +1

    finally got 1 million congrats👍👍👍.

  • @M00NLIGHT_CHVN
    @M00NLIGHT_CHVN Год назад

    That one person: what's ur superpower?
    Cheru: BANANAS!

  • @smudgeyt1093
    @smudgeyt1093 Год назад

    Finally another Hitman upload! Love your stuff man!

  • @thisshowshowimnotsmartands5400
    @thisshowshowimnotsmartands5400 Год назад +2

    Cheru should try broforce just for the memes

  • @kumothefennec
    @kumothefennec Год назад +1

    congrats on reaching 1mil subscribers

  • @bumblebee1447
    @bumblebee1447 Год назад

    This is literally just "Cheru plays the game the way it's intended"

  • @lorielle9577
    @lorielle9577 Год назад

    The perfect sequel to the kill everybody challenge series

  • @ThatGuy76985
    @ThatGuy76985 Год назад

    I’m pretty sure this is actually the canon way of all 47’s kills. Just accidents

  • @Swissterr
    @Swissterr Год назад +1

    POV you are Diana: Congrats on 1MIL Cheru47, head back to base for more stuff to do.

  • @The24thWight
    @The24thWight Год назад

    Beautiful.
    Now do it for every other game ever.

  • @Unhinged_Stories_2025
    @Unhinged_Stories_2025 Год назад

    Congrats on one mil 🎉

  • @goodguyguy5022
    @goodguyguy5022 Год назад

    If I only had 24 minutes to live I would watch this video

  • @MisterBrick42
    @MisterBrick42 Год назад +1

    some of these wouldn't be admissable in court, i think

  • @Yeet_Foot
    @Yeet_Foot Год назад +1

    Now do it with the random mod

  • @BoxofMadness
    @BoxofMadness Год назад

    the 4 horsemen of the hitmen apocalypse, the original, the clown, the bananaman, and the massacring man.

  • @CotardSyndrom
    @CotardSyndrom 11 месяцев назад

    These are the hitman movies that we deserved!

  • @yeahitskuzi4875
    @yeahitskuzi4875 Год назад

    “Chiseled masculine slab of nightmare fuel 😭😭😭”

  • @eitenitsgermanic5779
    @eitenitsgermanic5779 Год назад

    God damn them cheek bones are immaculate! 1:07

  • @TheGodQuac
    @TheGodQuac Год назад

    Basically Hitman Accidents only

  • @Goliath6295
    @Goliath6295 Год назад

    Those snipers were trained by the Wanted assassins

  • @Optimusj1975
    @Optimusj1975 Год назад

    23:16 Ok, that one was beautiful

  • @Feinmaster69420
    @Feinmaster69420 Год назад

    Congratulations on 1M you dirty man

  • @Debra360
    @Debra360 Год назад

    we all know cheru he is hitmans biggest killer and to do this challenge it most of put in lots of effort to try to not kill and street people.Oh and i like the 47 face when i first saw it i was like whaaaaaaaaa 🎉🎉🎉😂

  • @malowopo2459
    @malowopo2459 Год назад

    Ineed u to stand up nd fight the aliens😭🤦🏽‍♂️👌🏾

  • @DJHAVOC641
    @DJHAVOC641 Год назад

    You reached 1M so proud of you

  • @Albert_EGGsker
    @Albert_EGGsker Год назад +1

    I unfortunately was dehydrated forgot to subscribe to you. Forgive me my lord.

  • @Cornertakenquick
    @Cornertakenquick Год назад

    His the kind of person who would spit out word right away when he thinks about it

  • @whoman0385
    @whoman0385 Год назад +2

    congrats on 1mil! i love your videos

  • @kyleklipz
    @kyleklipz Год назад

    I’ve literally watched all ur vids up to date😂❤🎉

  • @Wogsan
    @Wogsan Год назад +2

    Hitman 3 was a serious game before cheru came

    • @1.xenxen
      @1.xenxen Год назад

      That’s why it’s better now

  • @bweldon89
    @bweldon89 Год назад

    I am so happy that we got you to 1 million subbs

  • @samuraigamer5067
    @samuraigamer5067 Год назад

    cheru you cheeky banananana boi congrats on 1 million cheeky subscribers

  • @roger-2620
    @roger-2620 Год назад

    when 8k videos, hitman 3 is not enough to blow up my poor laptop

  • @crazy922blade
    @crazy922blade Год назад

    Did you give 47 a Gigachad face cheru? You never cease to surprise me.