Bernie Sanders Demands Cheaper Ozempic, Matt Maddock Mistakes Gonzaga Team for Illegal Invaders
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- Опубликовано: 28 мар 2024
- Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Beyoncé dropping her country album Cowboy Carter, Senator Bernie Sanders demanding to make Ozempic more affordable and Michigan Republican Rep. Matt Maddock mistaking the Gonzaga men's basketball team for illegal invaders.
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Bernie Sanders Demands Cheaper Ozempic, Matt Maddock Mistakes Gonzaga Team for Illegal Invaders
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Brilliant! Well done Jimmy and team.
The punch line to the 123 pound weed one could have been “And when he heard the story, Snoop Dogg immediately called his driver and asked “Where you at?!” 😄
Wow! That Bernie must have been a heartthrob when he was young! What a papacito! 💕
He was a rebel for sure
Got to give Fallon & crew credit for showing up at work on Fridays with a new monologue, instead of making us recycle old ones 😀
Jimmy your Bernie's impressions was on point 🤣 hilarious.
Grain grows on stalks not under ground, that is a tuber
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
No, Jimmy, I think you meant to say, the only car with that much weed is Snoop Dogg's, & Dr. Dre's!! 🤣🤣
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT
HELL NO!
can't happen in a politically reactionary country.
Again, an old man? Please not. Butegieg would be a fresh candidate.
It would be nice but it won't happen. There aren't enough progressive voting people in this country.
@@TheTeek
Buttigieg, is another moderate Democrat; with practically no ideas or charisma. Bernie Sanders is a complete contrast to that, regardless of the fact he’s twice as old.
@jimmykimell is gonna love the gonzaga story
I miss Kimmel. Hope he’s back next week.
Jimmy’s popping the cork celebrating a new era for independence in America❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Jimmy, You were on point nailing Bernie's voice!! I Love both of Y'all!! 🤣🤣 💜
"It's Mister Potato Head and a bucket of politics!"
Lower health costs! Make health insurance nationwide! Each state has only a few plans each! Open enrollment year round too! Same with Medical license you got QUACKS moving from state to state! I had a neighbor got a infection from a Doctor who moved after paying lawsuits! Local Hospital had to treat him then ran him off property so he couldn't sue the Quack! Staff and security!
Liar!
Wouldn't really matter if Ozempic were cheaper since they already can't make enough of it to go around. I couldn't get any for almost two months because CVS couldn't get it in stock. My Dr. finally switched me to Mounjaro and while the side effects are awful, it does at least keep my blood sugar in check.
The last time Godzilla came to my apartment, he asked for Metamucil. Then we played rummoli.
No one should ever be intimidated by a large book with no pictures. There is a particular joy in a subjective reader who makes or sees the characters in their own frame of mind. Read a book and make a movie in your mind.
And for those who are unable to, audio books are the next best thing!
Jimmy's book club. On monday he's going to come on and say, "April fools! I ain't reading sh!t! Sukkas!" 😂
that closing line 🌱
Bernie!!
Could we put Bernie as the VP running mate on all tickets?
Jimmy Fallon should start the intro with: welcome to the tonight show, I am your host, Jimmy Fallon. He should always provide his name.
He doesn’t need to, everyone knows his name 😂
Okay, turn up time , have a drink for me ! 🍹😉
he look! izz jimmy fallon! / on the bernie sanders show!
There fighting over a orange intergalactic orb lmao
bernie bernie he's our man, if he can not fix it nobody can.
Hes not the man for the red states or the swing states! Progressives don't fly there! Electoral College shows that!
@stephenyoung2742 stupid is, as stupid does.
Fantastic ! 😂😅❤
Does everyone buy the book once the voting is done? That is incredible for the author to sell over 300,000 copies!
Great march ecaps jimmy so happy that months is finally over.
It's Jimmy Fallon
I drive a VW Jetta. It runs on diesel and it has high mileage. E-brake isn't great either so I tell it to "STAY" EVERY TIME I get out of it
Yes Bernie! I wish we could of got him in office.
my post office was not closed
Lucky us. The Senate has solved all the important issues. So now they can concentrate on potatoes.
can we please have bernie for president? well he can have my vote!
I:d vote for Arnold Schwartzeneggar
NOPE can't win swing states decide the election! Bernie never won one!
Beyonce turned country looking for fans, because Taylor has been kicking her ass for quite some time already.🥴
WEED? For a moment I thought it was another joke about me homies here in Southern Humboldt LOL!
Good Friday? Wasn't that good for Jesus!
That book idea is the best to come along since I was a kid in school! Yay, literacy promotion!
when i look at trump and biden, bernie for president sounds like a GREAT idea
NOPE he can't win the swing states! Progressives don't do it Arizona, Nevada, Virginia, Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Georgia and North Carolina!
He’s too young I think
Ozempic is a diabetes drug. 😐
SUPER-COOL, INC. REFS!
Thanks for being so kind Jimmy 😊 biting sarcasm, sure😂, but a nice guy I think
You really diminished the important point about pharma company markups. Retail stores mark up products 2-4x above cost. Ozempic is for diabetes patients and they do a 150x mark up. Make a joke but not at the expense of people supporting policy that could help them.
4:48 🤣🤣
Bernie should run from New York City
Potato is a graaain
Do you bar the whole A chord with your middle finger? Can't say I've seen that technique before.
Pleasenotescammeresareusingcommen😅😅😅
Potato bit .. Gold
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Of Course Some Are Good… Good Friday🎉🥳!! YRU The Only One Workin’???🤔❤️🔥💋🤫
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lasik should be free
Jimmy Fallon, According to your good friend Jimmy Kimmel Gonzaga isn't a real team, & doesn't exist. LOL!! 🤣🤣
HER NAME. IS SARAH. PAULSON.
her name is Sarah Paulson
Jimmy Fallon cheaper awesomeness job
Bookclub was when oprah jumped the shark.
If you had Bernie Sanders, why did you choose Trump? Oh wait, it wasn’t your choice…
🎵 stay hydrated is what they said.
Gallon size size mugz with metal straws.
That's a big gulp full of mold.
But who cares we're bonk cool 🎵
I suck I writing music
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
I know bernie has a heart of gold but ain't he just like trump and biden a bit old to be president?
but ye MUCH rather him than biden or trump for that matter two wealthy mature kids really.
Matt Mad-dock
Tired of Beyonce. There has never been a more mid singer celebrated this much.
6:24- guitar shows up and ruins party
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
The potato thing is stupid. We already have biological definition for all plants and their parts, we don’t need new colloquial ones. Just call them a starch if you need a culinary or nutritional classification. Calling them a grain is just false.
For God's sake please give Bernie some Ambien
we could have had bernie...but no.
biden was dead last until the dems black balled bernie, then we were all forced to pick joe.
wish i was living in that alternate reality with pres bernie. 😢
im so over living in this fever dream hell!!!!
No trump jokes? 🥱🥱🥱
they're all Trump jokes.😅
Gon-zay-ga Jimmy! Not Zah 😂
I say za
Jimmy raising the price of Ozempic is not a joking matter as it is a drug meant to treat diabetes. Not some fad diet drug.
I don’t think it’s Jimmy raising the price
😂😂 Jimmy is not raising prices on any drug. And relax , its a JOKE
Botox too. It’s used to treat migraines in some ppl
🤞🏻😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏👏🏻
Woah his lamest opening ever. What’s going on?
The global apostasy is so bad and off the rails we won't even acknowledge the REASON for the holiday anymore, but instead talk about some bloody pop singer.
Jesus, forgive them they know not what they do
the recap part is a copy of guy on tik tok, and u have writers
I’m here
How long do you have to say "your here" And where is "you made it"?
*you're here - think you need to get a refund on school fees
@@jellibear2011 Thanks . Without you ,my like is shit.
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Bernie🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I get it, it is Friday so you must have borrowed writers from the other LAte Shows. Only took you 20 years to figure out, but who is counting?
Please do another episode of Ew! 😂
2nd 😂lol
The Beyoncé album was forced into my Apple Music, without me asking for it. I don’t like this. I did have a listen to one of the tracks, and I liked it, except for ‘yea’ after every line!! If you’re going to do ‘country’, don’t make it sound like R n B!!
Bruce Springsteen did an incredible job with Western Stars. Beyoncé could learn a few lessons from the Boss.
Finally, but Bernie can’t make it happen
First!!
If you're reading this... I beat you again 😂
Fifteenth, aww damn
#free_palestine #Boycott_israel بفل😊
Bernie wants to make Ozempik cheaper so he can afford to use it for weight-loss
For Trump. 🤣
I'm really trying to watch your show,,, but you need new writers!!
Reverse cowboy?
Can't face a black mman.
Every like I'll do 1 pushup
There you go
1 dislike ur welcome
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BEHOLD THE LAMB OF GOD JESUS CHRIST WHO TAKES AWAY THE SINS OF THE WORLD praise God praying for everyone everyday God bless you all
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Jesus Christ said IT IS Finished FATHER INTO YOUR HANDS I COMMIT MY SPIRIT praying for everyone everyday God bless you all
TRUMP 2024 ❤❤
MAN IS ON FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥
sick get real horrible humor against people hwo actually trying to help people like Bernie Sanders How much do you get paid for that
Feel free to not watch!
Jesus Christ died for our Sins according to the scriptures and that he was Buried and that he Rose again the third day praise God praying for everyone everyday God bless you All
this show is boring! i'm leaving it now!
Okay? Did you want a cookie?
Don't let the door hit you in the caboose on the way out!
still boring!@@user-md4di6yg2p
still boring! @@nashville1510able