Jimeoin Third Drawer Down
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- Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024
- In my kitchen there's a drawer at the top
It's got cutlery: knives, forks, spoons the lot
Second drawer down's got a big knife and an egg whip
Things that should go in the first drawer - but they just don't fit
And the third drawer down from the top
Is just full of shit
And there's tonnes of it (Rhymes with shit)
Elastic bands and Tally-Hos that don't stick
Dried up glue, false teeth, something stolen from a hotel
Things that are broken that you know you'll never fix
But you put them in the third drawer
'cause you just don't got the heart to throw them away
It's the third drawer down from the top
And it's full of shit
Blu-tac and cellotape that's been hit by a truck
One chopstick, an ashtray from New Zealand
Paid bills and envelopes
Things that you think'll come in handy, but they just never do
It's the third drawer down from the top
And it's full of shit
And the fourth drawer down
It's got plastic bags in it
And that's it
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Forget We Are The World and Heal The World. This song unites each and every one of us!
Still awesome in 2020 👌 Mon man give us a other one please ❤️❤️❤️❤️🇮🇪
This was EXACTLY how I had the drawers in my previous houses,
but where I am now only has TWO drawers, and it's a problem! 😆
So basically, the cupboard under the kitchen sink
is full of sh!t
... and plastic bags.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, who's turn is it to drive? You are one the greatest Jimeoin! Plastic bags in my fourth drawer, flag folded!
Love Jimeoin. A funny song that tells a true story.
far out, must be a universal order for what goes in which drawer. ITS THE SAME AT MY HOUSE!
freaky...
OMG....thats sooo acurate....the exact same thing with my drawers....the last one's full of plastic bags from countdown
Going to see him Friday night can't wait he's just so frigging funny
bob dilan is smoking nervously on the side 😆
Marvelous! Just marvelous 😊👍 made my day!
Brilliant
You nailed it my man.
I live in New Zealand. I wondered why there's never a goddamn ash tray around when I need one.
Due to the UK government deciding plastic bags were more evil than anything other than plastic straws...my fourth draw down, is almost empty now.
I'm going to have to acquire more shit, to fill that one up to.
If I can remember correctly a joke told by this cool Irishman about his own domestic shortcomings in regards to his outdoor chores.
In the back and front yards the grass had grown so tall it would be considered as a forest in Ireland and to the shed he goes to get the lawn mower but the f....ing thing won’t start again and again and he didn’t have a whipper snipper.
So in his vain attempt to cut his grass he walked inside into the kitchen to the second drawer down and grabbed a pair of scissors.....
Hilarious. Off to see him in Aucks in May, can't wait.
As a boy I pissed myself laughing because he sang the word shit.
Let’s be honest we all wish we still lived in that house with the third draw full of shit 🥹
Dammit lol ours it bit different, shit in the 3rd and 4th draw lol
Eyebrows. Bookin agent it's all brilliant
So true🤣🤣
You would never have thought it, just by looking at him, quineg?
lets face it we all that that drawer!
I mean it’s not exactly Tim Minchkin but it hits a spot lol😅
I'm amazed at the Aussie relatability of this song. Is the 3rd draw down just an Aussie phenomenon??? . Or do Germans, Japanese, Russians all have such a thing? 😂 Please let me know.
Still hilarious and still true in 2024 😂
Fucking legend
he plays guitar really well :)
Chords from Mother- Pink Floyd
Lots of songs! G to C😆 “every rose has its thorn” etc
Sure Pink Floyd invented G to C 😂
Yeah I thought that too. Sounds like The Wall.
Now what do I put in my 4th drawer? 😰
Eternal Effects plastic bags. Pay attention to the song.