The Horrifying Truth About Iguana Bits - The Full Story of Doc Morbid - Fallout 1 Lore
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Игры
You don't find any iguanas because they are all on a stick.
This stands to reason.
Fair enough
Or in pots and cans.
Ain't that a kick in the head
FBI: Don't you fucking move.
Iguana...The taste differs from person to person.
*Slow clap*
*Shia Lebouf standing ovation*
I only got that joke after the video. Also, to keep I going *And they all clapped*
Edit: it*
*Tips hat*
That’s what Leela said about Soylent Cola
If a cow can mutate second head and become bramin ....
Why iguana cant mutate to be already cooked and on a stick.......
Your comment just made me laugh with tears lol 😂😂
The fbi would like to know your location
He is to dangerous to be kept alive
70 likes nice
They say it’s iguana meat but it’s definitely mutated iguana meat aka death law meat
Jokes on him my character lives solely on stimpacks and purified water.
mine lives off stimpacks, purified water, sugar bombs, cram, and allot of salsbury steak
Preserving the essence of your precious bodily fluids?
You know something serious is happening when he says "well explore this later."
I do that in real life!
Mine lives off toilet water and sugar bombs, he is an absolute unit of pure radiation
Hey, you missed one of the darkest parts of Iguana Bob's story! If you blackmail him long enough, he commits suicide.
Damn... That is dark.
That's Dark, but it's a good ending for the story.
Wojtek Chaski how is that even dark
You blackmail a dude that sells carved up people on sticks as food, hiding it under the guise of Iguana. You push the man into financial and mental collapse to the point where he takes his own life. how is that not dark? Do you eat babies for breakfast?
I say it's dark, but not necessarily evil, in the end he got what he deserved
"Where are all of the Iguana for these Iguana bits!" Easy, they've all been turned into Iguana bits
Damnit, turn the device to 10! This one is... problematic.
We gotta stop them
@Chase Syma oh that’s easy it’s meat from wired critters like ghouls
They’re in the hole
So they are all in.... bits and pieces.....
I love how fake doctors in the Fallout universe have obviously evil names like "Doc Morbid" and "Doc Crocker". How does anyone not get the hint?
Well isn't the plastic surgeon at diamond city evil aswell
@@jackstamp1402 that's doc Crocker
whats the hint?
His name isn't doc morbid.. he got this nickname from patients and townspeople but his real name is miguel alfonso tejada.
@@jackstamp1402 [SPOILER WARNING] to be fair, Doc Crocker isn't evil. He's just crazy. He killed himself out of guilt at the end.
My cannibal character after learning the secret ingredient: *surprised pikachu*
Underrated
My cannibal character: *Happy cannibal noises*
"Oh no! Anyway..."
Wait...how did u make ur character a cannibal?!
My character New Vegas character who was already selling people meat to the snack vendor: Everyone's been doing it all along!
"Emerges from vault" exclaims loudly; where are all the wondering bands of iguana?!
@J Camp the beginning of this video
@J Camp it's all good. Probably just didnt hear it it's just something he threw out there lol
@J Camp humbly throwing it out there that I got some pretty sweet slomo videos of nature and stuff. Some are beautiful af some are just weird but if you're bored and into humming bird moths and spiders and shit
I could just imagine the vault dweller standing on top of a rock, overlooking the wasteland, shouting "WHERE ARE THESE IGUANA BITS COMING FROM!"
Imagine the only thing related to the Iguana is the Gecks.
10:23
"Man, you got no muscle!"
*MAN, YOU GOT NO HEIGHT.*
Midgets aren't a race.
😂👏
I made a lol
LilBonez0413 I made a lol at your comment
Man you got no chill hahaha
"no iguana on the east coast"
Iguanas in Florida: are we a joke to you?
Iguanas are tasty IRL, my uncle tricked me into trying it at a barbecue. I don't trust him now
Devil's ballsack I mean Florida .
You don't need to be educated to be a youtuber
it be whole packs of iguanas in my backyard n wen he said it ain't none in the coast I was like ahhh so they jus must b my imagination
Abraham Campos yknow what also tastes like chicken snakes and frog legs
Theory: "Iguana" does not literally mean JUST "Iguana." Maybe lizards in general are similarly mutated? Anoles, Bearded Dragons, Chameleons, even ACTUAL Iguanas changed into a general "lizard" shape which came to be referenced as "Iguanas" by the gen pop?
Geckos would probably fall in this category too, after all you find them everywhere, and you can even collect their pelts !
@Epiphany Plays They're Extra Special Scary, so they get a special category all to their own. It's called "Dear God These Things Can All Go And Die."
Deathclaws, believe it or not, have the Jackson's Chameleon as their base animal
@@thebighurt2495 i imagine deathclaw steak would be well good though. lotsa meat on those boys.
@Dan Naz deathclaws count as a. "I JUST PUMPED 500 5.56 ROUNDS INTO YOUR FACE AND YOUR STILL ALIVE!!!"
What about Squirrel Bits? It confuses me as there is not a single squirrel in the game. Is it the same as Iguana Bits/Iguana on a stick?
Yes, made by Squirrel Bob
In 76 there’s squirrels
@@RobCharo Good thing we don't have Sponge Bits.
@@Itoyokofan Genius
There's even squirrels in 4 with the far harbor dlc
Junktown: "Cannibalism, eh.
Illegal Gambling? *YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!* "
I actually noticed this FO3 when I was decorating my Raider home in Megaton, and dropped Iguana on a stick, and Human flesh. They looked identical.
Tam tam taaaaam
@Chip No way they woud let a Raider with human corpses stay at Tenpenny. I mean same for Megaton, but at least there'd be a way to smuggle shit into Megaton.
I agree with you
I just thought it was deathclaw meat
Same
Darksoul The Dragon same, but i thought it was from baby deathclawsn, coz iguanas are small lizards, and Deathclaws are some kind of huge lizards you know?
@@lucasvarelagutierrez2508 they're mutated alligators... I think.
@@sabrinaguzman6201 Deathclaws were iguanas.
@@Jose-xh5qb deathclaws are genetically modified experiments made from the USA to to use in war actually. Idk where i read that but i did.
I love how the midget’s last words were “Man, you got no muscle!”
You mean the disgusting, abominable disgrace of existence that needs a stool to reach the bottom shelf
Jesus who hurt yo
Pineappled A rotund Midget
@@Gotobar I mean maybe
Deformed Waluigi god comment
i just watched a half hour video about iguana bits
It's ok.
I'm about to.
Lobangeles Cp3 same xD
His narration makes it worth it.
And what's even weirder is how much I enjoyed watching it. Ah, Saturdays.
Time well spent, gotta be prepared for the apocalypse when someone starts selling you food based on an animal you don't see around
This man over here figuring out the story of iguana bits
While I'm trying to find out where the hell I told Dogmeat to stay at
Edit: Holy Crap I didn't know this many people liked my comment thanks!
Now the name dogmeat doesnt sit right with me
dogmeat probably straying around at one of house compound area, to the southeastern of santuary, or in any doghouses around.
Guys I found him he was in this random building somewhat near diamond city
I had to fight alot of ghouls to try in find him yet he was right near I was
I had the same prob. I found him in outside of diamond city he was in the trash can
I can't find my X-01 Quantum, help.
My survival mode character realising he has been feeding on human meat for 60+ days:
I remember in in fallout new vegas that a merchant will tell you a story about a man who sold human meat to people but no one knew until he was caught
The Cannibal ChickenMan your name sorta fits the video
oh shit yeah the stuff uncle ben tells you
Yeah Tales of a Junktown Jerky Vendor is also a reference to the guy who makes Jerky out of human meat in Fallout 1
Hmm,Chicken do you Mind if i slowly pour some Hot-Sauce over you?
Fak
You've made a half hour video.
On a stick with meat on it.
*Instant Subscribe*
ScienceNerd interesting isn it?😂
ScienceNerd lol
ScienceNerd lol
ScienceNerd sub to my channel
Welcome to Fallout? (Bethesda lore makes it to easy)
I’ve heard iguana so much that it just sounds weird
Same
@@djwiggles666 FANTA FANTA DON'T IGUANA
I hate it when I think of the word paper too
this reminds me of the guy selling goul meat in fallout 4. mabye he took a page from iguana Bob too.
Longneck Lukowski was a scoundrel in Fallout 4. I offed him after I learned what he did, and took trader Rylie in Sanctuary.
To be fair dude's feeding the people with a glowing one so that's extra yikes
But what about squirrel bits? We haven't seen any squirrels so far.
Its really rare, but occasionaly you can see a squirrel climbing up bob and harold
tf2 representitive.
That's FO3, correct? I'm kinda guessing here since I've only ever played FO4.
Joe O'Colit You poor soul. But yeah he's in Fallout 1 through 3; he's the guy with the tree growing from his head due to... play the games I don't want to spoil a great reoccurring character.
Avery Squirrel Bits are actually iguana meat
Yeah but squirrels live in the east coast so they could be real squirrels
KRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OF CRABS!!!!
No
They're made from a type of fish
They are made of chum
@@Ruby-yb8kk r\CursedComments
@Caleb Lee r/lostredditors r/woooooooosh
5:36 that option is actually there, it shows up when you try to enter the doctor's lab, at night, without permission (since the doctor isn't in the upstairs area).
20:28 it's not nearly infinite because at some point he kills himself
Wait really?
If we keep pestering and blackmailing him long enough, he will commit suicide.
COME ON DOWN TO IGUANA BOB'S, FINEST MEAT IN THE WASTELAND!
...Is this a toe?
...Course not...
You grew a sixth toe!
It falls off from radiation poisoning.
You just ate your fucking toe!
ummmm, there are no squirrels int he game either but they're apparently everywhere as well.... can't all just be human meat since there aren't a whole hell of a lot of people around :P Or maybe like the small game animals, all of the random nameless people that you see can't all be implemented into the game with free roam or spawn points because the developers didn't care :P
In most things in this setting, meat from a strange/unknown source is usually human meat
So there's human flesh, iguana on stick, and whole iguana on a stick? Fallout has to step up the game like throw some mutant squirrels racoon and some actual iguana.
Matt Williams lame
Iguana Bob?
Always wanted to know what happened with Bob's Burgers after the apocalypse.
They lived on the coastline. The coast was hit hardest by the nukes. Helen... Is Helen now under the alias Daisy? That same Daisy with the shabby dead lover story in good neighbor? Omg. And the kids...
They have an actual iguana on a stick in fall 4
Bob: Nice job Louise, how do you manage to find all this meat?
Louise: Don't worry about that dad just take it in and cook us up some dinner, alright?
Tina: I feel bad that we killed Mr. Pesto and took his meat for dad to cook up.
Louise: He was being torn apart by a mirelurk when we found him Tina, nothing we could do.
Tina: But we had at least a dozen stimpacks on us, we could have...
Louise: Tina, Tina, don't go thinking about details, and what we COULD have done. We COULD have sold Jean to those slavers for a few hundred caps, but we didn't.
Tina: Okay. Do you think Mr. fischoeder will let us into fischoeder tower one of these days.
Louise: If he likes our food enough, and we can't do that unless we get more meat!
No more Pizza in a cup :(
@@brothers_of_nod The funny part is I know you are aware that this show was originally supposed to be about cannibals!@! LOLOLOL
I don't think in all the years I've been playing Fallout, that my character has ever eaten either Iguana Bits or its squirrel equivalent. :)
X
"A rotund midget” Poor little one 😭😭
No so poor, considering what he's doing.
Poor little one? He butcher's people
@KingBepisIke so? That's doesn't justify anything
Less then a minute into the video, already the word "iguana" has lost all meaning in my mind.
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Which in Spanish just means lizard so it an overly generalized term anyway.
Sara3346 you got fucked, boi
BCCmate I am about to go to the pet store and kill all the fucking iguanas just so I don't have to deal with that shit after Trump nuclear Holocaust.
Axurzhal lmfao
*I* *G* *U* *A* *N* *A*
What if iguanas evolved to bury in the ground, and popped out to eat children and that's why you never see them
that got... dark
its a video about mass cannibalism, i think child eating iguanas are the lightest of subject matters presented rn
Father Walrus Nat should watch out then
Didn't New Vegas already has giant Geckos, including ones that breath fire.
this is Canon
First minute already said “iguana” 11 times
I mean the fact they call him doc morbid should tell you they know more about this
hehe, so we find out we're cannibals after all this, strong must be smirking from afar.
it wouldve been creepy if the ss ate some iguana on a stick around him and you see [strong liked that]
indeed friend
111455 when you eat people he likes it and comments on it
yeah, that's kind of my point
*SKYRIM*
NPC - "People are being eaten!"
You - "So what?"
*FALLOUT*
NPC - "People are being eaten
You - "OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Rejicorn ! Pretty reasonable conclusion as Fallout has way less people than Nirn due to the nuclear war. Anyone who has the mindset of killing and eating someone else is seen as trying to reduce the already reduced human population. Plus you have deathclaw and molerats to eat. So you ain't that desperate.
There are human hearts in Skyrim, correct?
As an ingredient?
Joeyjg The coven of Namira.
*Preston Hated that*
That’s because Skyrim doesn’t give you any reason to care about anyone. Fallout you can find a story for most of the people in the game, besides just some random ncr soldiers or gamblers.
I was in the Navy and travelled all over the world. NEVER EAT MEAT ON A STICK FROM ROAD-SIDE VENDORS!
Leeky booty
Bob The Builder yes, hi, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
In indonesia get some great sate but then again i saw them butchering the chickens in the back to.
Why not what is it
@@Orly-pl4un that's the problem, 9 out of 10 times you don't know. Beyond the possibility of eating something you wouldn't otherwise, the big problem is eating something contaminated with some disease or parasites. Another reason why in the wild you're better off eating your meat charred to shit rather than in any other appetizing doneness.
Iguana drinking game:
*Take a shot everytime Ox says the word "Iguana"*
What if iguana on a stick are just baby Deathclaws?
JakeTakesTheCakes
Interesting but no.
Death claws are far to big to put on a stick
Copy Pod it all depend on the stick and your own definition of a stick you you call a branch of a tree a stick it could fit
Copy Pod he said baby deathclaws
JakeTakesTheCakes THEY'RE EATING BABIES!!!
Guardian Aegislash
yes, forget about the fact that those babies are TERRIFYING RADIATED LIZARDS OF DEATH
If I remember, I'm pretty sure you could make Iguana food using Gecko meat in New Vegas
god bless u J'zargo
Have you mastered the Expert Level Destruction Spells yet?
Give J'zargo time
Maybe if J'zargo spent less time commenting on youtube, he would of already perfected destruction magic.
Kazrron I can see your point
I always assumed that iguana on a stick was exactly what the name suggests, iguana chunks cooked on a stick and left behind by some Latin-American apocalypse survivors. It may not be well known but in parts of South America iguana is a delicacy.
I always assumed that someone brought up a bunch of iguanas from Mexico and started a farm. Caravans could spread it around for merchants to sell. Would probably be pretty lucrative considering all the other meat options.
Damn, Ox will be doing Fallout videos for the rest of his life if he does Fallout and Fallout 2.
I hope so!
Alex FRD and then when fallout 5 comes out hell be loaded
True
His daughter could take after him.
And her daughter
Loved the fallout 1 part! I think iguana bits are made of anything, not just human. I think iguana on a stick is actual iguana brought in from area with iguanas or maybe breeding farms in pet stores. Maybe the reason in fallout 4 it's not an iguana is because the commonwealth is too far from Mexico/the west, so that iguana stick could be other meat, or just lower quality iguana from the trip.
Martin Aguerrevere I was thinking the same thing, i don’t think any of the named meats are what they claim to be. Iguana meat (excluding the actual iguana on a stick) squirrel meat etc. are likely just called that as it sounds better than rat meat or radroach meat or mutant and ghoul meat. Really i think it should just be called ‘meat’ but they’ll likely keep it as Iguana to reference back to FO1.
Whatever helps you eat the stuff.
*munch*munch*
idk when you see the iguanas on a stick in 3 and nv they look like green iguanas to me and those are tropical so they're probably just imports
iguana bits on the other hand who tf knows outside of fo1
I mean... on the east coast they could just get iguana from florida
The wiki says there are iguanas in the game..
I love how much attention to detail you have. you leave no stone unturned.
"Do we kill them on our own and suffer no repercussions?"
Me: "Whoo! Wasteland Justice!"
There are a lot of potential sources for the meat, if we substitute "Iguana" for "Lizard" and vice versa. Many words and meanings were lost, and mish-mashed when soceity was re-building. "Iguana" might have turned into an Inverse Corn Fallacy. (Corn is a generic word for grain, all the Corn that you see are varieties of Maize, but the term was appropriated for Maize, as settlers had no idea what to call it, on first contact with the new grain crop. Ergo, the "Corn Fallacy" is using a generic word, to substitute for the specific. The inverse is easily seen in popular branding. Like plaster bandages all being called Band-aids, or frosted toaster pastries all being called Pop-Tarts.) Of course, Iguana on a Stick, might be a recipe, where any reptile or common scrap meat is used. And we all know that cannibles are usually hunted and killed, so the idea of such a recipe, remaining as human meat, would mean its eventual downfall.
Mirelurk.
Brian Halphin see this makes perfect sense and we know that lizards can get fucking huge in the Fallout universe
I figure it just became slang for meat coming from questionable sources or you don't really know the source of. Like I imagine it'd be something you say about meat you're not really sure about like this.
Wastelander 1: God I'm not really sure about this meat.
Wastelander 2: You better hope that's not iguana bits.
**Laughter**
I think you're right.
Iguana-on-a-stick actually is an iguana. At least looks like one. Still, considering the level of education in wastelands, settlers most probably refer to any edible reptile as "iguana".
Iguana bits, on other hand, are just pieces of meat. And then there is the fact that iguana bits are much, much easier to find than Iguana-on-a-stick. By the time of Fallout 3\NV\Fo4 "Iguana bits" are slang for "maybe molerat, maybe rat, maybe mirelurk, something else" kind of meat. The kind of meat that you buy when you have like 20 caps in your pocket and didn't eat in three days.
Brian Halphin Hey im mexican and is it wierd how english speakers say maize they say it like "maze" while its pronuced "maw-yee-z" ;))))
0:57 maybe misnamed geckos?
Peanut Butter there is gecko steak in nv
well yeah but it's not like gecko is only made of steak slabs, besides the iguana bits in game look too large and chunky to have came from an iguana or any creature smaller than a gecko
My same exact thought, may be people in the Capital Wasteland or in the Commonwealth they know it as Iguana while on the other end they name it Geckos. But, then again, Geckos seem to be native and only found in the Mojave and some in Zion Canyon... I'd like to think I'm eating gecko meat and not... well... horrid stuff
I don't think I saw a lot of geckos in that game
@@putamadremono nope, Geckos have a core part of the plot in fallout 2 all over California north of San Francisco.
I'm surprised you didn't mention the successful "potted meat" dealer Longneck Lukowski in Fallout 4. He also purloined some questionable cuts
the difference is verry radiated
So iguana bob’s last name Collins and he has family on the east coast.
So The iguana empire lives.
I agree with you
I've always been of a mind that, it's not necessarily ALL dead people, but rather a slang for just random meat. I say this especially after seeing the jar of meat chunks from Fallout 4 labeled iguana meat. I figure it's alot like critter bits, basically random bits of trap meat you just throw together from the catches that got thrashed too much or partially fouled.
Giant mutant iguanas have to be in Fallout 5
ShadowBlade 7616 Albino Iguana deathclaws!?
Furious Styles Iguanaclaws
ShadowBlade 7616 generic monster with many different colour base on player level with a Legendary tag slap on it # 3628?
ShadowBlade 7616 that could be possible
nikolai 1939 That's not even funny. It's really cool.
If the world goes full bananas, never *ever* ask where meat comes from.
Stay out of china town buddy.
Poopy McFartass lol
Poopy McFartass I'll keep that in mind what I'm playing Fallout 2. lol
I don't intend to
7:17 "Of course thats why I am here" reminds me of obi wan in ep II :)
two hundred thousand iguanas are on the stick, and million more are well on the way
2:08 sounds like todays hospitals.
I *_wish_* it were that cheap.
*laughs in Canadian*
Hahahahaha American healthcare bad
Just don't diss Perfectly Preserved Pie and we'll have no issues. I can't handle the truth!
Furious Styles or CRAM
My Hentai Girl Whats wrong with cram. Its pre war lol.
My Hentai Girl CRAM is basically the fallout equivalent to SPAM or any canned meat.
or 🍜 noodles
Furious Styles lmao
WAIT Oxhorn! I found I minor flaw in what you said. I live in the Everglades in Florida on the EAST coast and there are iguanas everywhere. Possibly they could have spread up through Florida and up the East coast.
ChewingToothpick and tobar from point lookout claims to have traveled up along the east coast. I find it easy to believe that there are other merchants using watercraft to travel up along the east coast to transport goods
n bo If anyone tried to swim in the Charles they'd get herpes
I always thought it was a Easter Egg relating to the 80s scifi classic "Terrorvision" and the bomb shelter owning grandpa and his lizard tail jerky
Anytime there’s any question in fallout there’s always a very deep answer
6:04 He's not a "Dwarf" hes a vertically challenged man.
Much like the manlet that made this video.
Alcatraz he ain't quite high on that y-axis.
Vertiman
Alcatraz Dwarves are a mutant subspecies of human in the fallout universe.
...he is a "little person"... MIDGET is such a bad word! lol
that narration was really good you just got one more sub !
Mounir Gaiby Honestly, it sounds like he's trying too hard.
Mounir Gaiby make that two
Subbed since Short Shorts.
I like how he adds more character to some of the voices he does
Sounds like a happy/positive Plague of Gripes.
10:24 my childhood memories of the combat in fallout are a hell of a lot different from reality.
The death animations are still infinitely more creative than any of the new fallout games.
0:49 You... do know that iguanas don’t live in deserts, right? They live on coasts and islands. They would dehydrate instantly in a desert. They can even swim. There aren’t exactly many flowers to eat in a desert, either.
you're talking about the green iguana... The desert iguana on the other hand... (which does reside in the Mojave Desert and is pretty common there) is a species of iguana that does live in the desert.
spenjak 18 thank you for the info. I didn’t know that.
@@thecactuscat01 wait iguana eat flower
@@Thewoobler76 yeah, they prefer leaves though. I wrote flowers because there aren’t exactly any vines and not many trees. Flowers are more common in that setting.
Welp.. I Do Believe Courier Became A Cannibal Without Even Knowing It
after watching this video I've decided iguana is a very weird word, and hard to say 3 times fast
the video has been out for less then 26 min.
all it took was the first 30 seconds of him saying iguana over and over
ok sorry for the misunderstanding
its not hard but your dumbass language numbs your tongue :D
sir cheetoh of mountain dew i say it 3 time just fine.
i think its funny how oxhorn trips the trap, it detonates, and his character takes it straight in the face without flinching but Ian gets sent straight on his keister around 11:02
Dear Oxhorn, you just hit my nostalgic string. And you just honestly made me want to re-play Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3 and Fallout NCR in that specific order. Its good that winters are so long here, where I am from. You have wonderful day good sire!
Oxhorn, here's the tip: to get unarmed, and thus, avoid pissing off the guards either in Fallout 1 or at the NCR in Fallout 2, you only have to free up ONE weapon slot and make it active, and you will be seen as unarmed by anyone. So, if the fight starts, you don't have to spend APs to get your weapons outta the inventory - just switch weapon slots by round button on the left, and you're back in action! Hey, you can even put a Stimpack, or some other battle chem as Psycho, in second slot and walk around with that in hand - you will still be seen as unarmed, as it's not a weapon.
In other words, NPCs just don't see your inactive weapon slot at all, even if you have a Minigun in it, they only see the active slot
Thanks for the advice
*I can get even louder,but I can also shut up,Noise is cheap, Silence is expensive~*
but can you do this ? _._
Ahhhh, so THAT'S why they say "Silence is golden."
It means that if you're silent, you get money, honey.
Thought on distribution of iguanas: The military depot recording noted it was much warmer throughout likely alluding to climate change / global warming. Perhaps their natural distribution increased?
Never thought I’d find a 26 minute video based on iguana bits on a stick
You'd think we'd find iguanas in New Vegas, it is after all a desert.
Either that's some extra subtle sarcasm, or I'm afraid you have no clue what an iguana is.
tree chicken is what it is
That's a gecko
@LonelyMobb you sure about that?
@@deeznutz-wh9qt dumbo
"The green iguana’s extensive range comprises the rain forests of northern Mexico, Central America, the Caribbean Islands, and southern Brazil." -National Geographic
Woahh relieved my character don't eat much iguana. But he eats a *shit load* of Squirrel (on a stick)... now I'm wondering if it's even from 'squirrels' ^^
Accesserised molerat prolly
or birds or cats etc. bcause they exist and you can kill them... but who knows ^^
Bro I love your channel n your narrating voice,
I always watch you when I’m at work !
"Well, I'd say she certainly had marvelous judgement, Albert, if not particularly good taste"
Let's all just stop for a moment and appreciate how good the frase "watch yourself around the doc, and i dont have to go medival on your face" is. Had me laughing out loud.
InvaderOs Pulp Fiction ref.
Some Guy I was thinking it was a pulp fiction reference too
Obsidian really likes their Soylent Green references
I love that you are educating the Millennials in old Fallout lore like its the History channel or something.
And gen Zs ✋
Hey ox there are iguana on the east coast of the U.S. there in parts of southern Florida around Miami and the Everglades they are kind of hard to find in Miami but they more common around in the Everglade areas
there were food shortages before the bombs fell, so maybe iguana was raised as a foodstuff since slightly before the apocalypse. or maybe the name "iguana bits" (and "squirrel bits" for that matter) is a more palatable way to refer to mystery meat :-) lol, and why is no one selling mole rat chunks instead?
I always thought that Iguana stuff in fallout was like hotdogs in are world just a generic term for scrap meat
enclave315 *our
Grim keeper oh yeah it's no problem for the average traveler to kill and skin a deathclaw, makes sense
PurplePanda5858 mama murphy killed one with just 3 bullets !!!!
I know this is three years old but i still love rewatching all these lore videos that span across the games
Really enjoying your fallout lore videos. Keep up the great work brotherman.
I figure it's more likely that "Iguana bits" just became slang for meat from questionable sources. Like after he was found out it may have started out as slang for people trying to pass of human meat as something else and then slowly it evolved to meaning meat that you're not really sure where came from. Because it seems very unlikely to me that a single man can make a business so successful that it basically has a larger reach than any organized faction we ever see. What seems way more likely is that the story traveled by word of mouth around the former US and it became slang.
I like this theory. It makes sense.
In Brazil we call questionable meat "cat meat"
Here in the US we just call that Chinese food
That's lacist
well im glad i don't eat "questionable meat"(or any kind of radiated meat at all) in fallout 3
One year later :
Bob : So you again ?
You : Yep, and I'd like to...
Bob : Renegotiate the prices again, don't you ?
You : Yes, now I'd like 7500 caps per 5 days.
Me : he must do a real good business! 😂
Lord Solaire imagine driving the price up over several years, every 5 days. You could get up to 100,000 caps inexplicably every 5 days. Now I haven’t played fallout 1 myself so I’m not sure if there’s any sort of waiting system but if it has one imagine just waiting 5 days, saving before you talk to him, getting your caps, then negotiating the price up and repeating until you get some crazy price like that. What a way to make money
@@FlashKillerX actually you can't get it that high or at least it's very unlikely because at some point he will kill himself because of reasons? I would say because he had too much guilt of that and he's not making as much money anymore because he has to pay you to keep it a secret
Okay being able to get some many caps out of this is pretty awesome
Unbelievable! FO3 was my first FO game and wondered where iguana came from. I played through FO 1 once, and I payed close to no attention to a Dr. or a food vendor. Crazy stuff...
I'll never eat Iguana Bits again in Fallout games...
Really? Out of all the things you can eat in the game? You literally can be a cannibal. Lmfao
BlueDiamond
I saw a documentary on a Russian high security prison and one of the inmates admitted to butchering, cooking, and eating a person, and even tricking his neighbours into eating some. None of them liked it.
Telmo Silva Tell that to robbaz
Telmo Silva my fallout character is a cannibal
BlueDiamond actually as long as you cook the meat it should kill the parasites.
The iguana bits inconsistency can be explained by only 1 thing : Bethesda lack of big picture thinking when it comes to continuity of the canon lore (its not their game universe !! Interplay made it!!). The same goes for Jet, which is a POST-war drug. Was created in the timeline of Fallout 2(you even meet the creator in New Reno !!). But can still be found in sealed Pre-War vaults and sealed artifacts in FO 3 and Fallout 4. Even the drug dealer in Sanctuary mentions jet in his computer, PRE WAR... Makes. NO.SENSE.
Yea, I mean in Star Wars Old Republic there's a shifty dude you meet on Hutta that asks you if you want to buy some spice (Star Wars generic term for drugs) and rattles of a few popular spices, then says he invented them all. Then he says he needs your help stopping a sale of a guy that is giving the hutt a better deal than he can on the spice.. you can help him, or you can turn him in... If you turn him in he rolls over... So, yea this shifty little nobody invented the most popular spices in the Star Wars galaxy? Doubtful. Could easily be the same with the Jet (or even if it wasn't, Bethesda has made it so)
Mr. Coffee glad I'm not the only one to notice this. also, the guy in Sanctuary had a chem station behind his house. I could make a whole theory on this!
2 words: Time Travel.
Blah blah blah bethesda's fault blah blah blah
Well it is
Never thought I’d see a 30 min video about food in a video game complete with lore and story. 😂😂😂
I keep coming back to this video I love it so much and I’m not sure why
I guana know what happened
underrated comment
I see what you did there.
YES!
•~• Holy Jumpin’ Jesus on A Pogo Stick (Anyone remember that?) (Hint: it’s from fallout new Vegas)
lol
What about squirrel bits? I have yet to see a squirrel in Fallout 4.
The trend from "Iguana bits" got so popular it was only a matter of time someone else opened the same product under a different name, look on fallout 4 wiki iguana & squirrel bits. They are EXACTLY the same only Iguana bits being worth more than squirrel as it's an old trusted product, just think of it as: Iguana bits - made in USA, Squirrel bits - Made in China. Creepy shit, indeed. One should expect such degeneracy in an lawless world, sadly...
2veki I’d expect it the other way around XD
Koolisid Why? Iguana bits were first on the market, if you're referring to USA over China products I just took that as an rough example pointing out that China dishes out all products that exist on the planet but with a questionable quality. I should've put like German over China as they were known in the past for their quality products, especially military ones further back in the past.
@@2veki yea there weapons and machinery were superior to most in the 1900s
Sometimes I just rewatch the videos, it helps me relax before I go to sleep
I remember I asked my cousin you know how in fallout there’s iguana bits and there common he said yeah and then I said have you ever seen a iguana 😳
Its also possible that its not actual human meat. Like how facial tissues are called Kleenex by many people, regardless of the brand used. A similar thing could be happening here, where meat on a stick or meat in a can became known as iguana, just because it was so popular in the hub, which in fallout lore is a massive settlement, if not the largest settlement in fallout history, which would make it easy for rumors to travel with caravans and wanderers. We know Kellogg came from that area, and is very very old, (he was the one who took Shawn as a baby and when the player confronts him, he looks the same) so maybe his time in the common wealth was enough for all the people there to call it that. Then its not much of a stretch to say caravans carried the idea to the capital wasteland.
A brand or popular item becoming synonymous with all items of a similar nature is a common occurrence but you don't fuck about when it comes to identifying meat - this is why humans are called humans and cows are called cows, to avoid accidental consumption of people.
Remember kids, if it only says meat, just say no!
Then again, wasteland isn't exactly the best place to get picky about your meat-habits, so ignorance of the specifics of your mystery meat might be best left unknown- after all, when times are tough, people are starving, and there are convenient corpses lying around~~
Well, things might happen, and Iguanas might walk onto sticks.
Yeah its the same how the word mirelurk is used for different creatures like mutated crabs, lobsters, and frogs. Someone somewhere called a mutated sea creature a mirelurk and it spread to where its used to describe any aquatic mutated creature
This makes me feel a lot less disturbed.
What the fuck did I just read
God damnit iguana bits were my favorite
Cnwamw you do know that this is a comment, right? Not a person pretending to be curie. You know that, right?
And you are a weaboo that can't take a joke. So either you keep being so or fk off
+masterchief senpai this coming from the guy with senpai on his name
+Cnwamw its not an anime convention either you failed abortion fuck
It's a joke back in high school so stfu
We have had iguanas on the East Coast now for quite a few years due to the Hurricanes that hit Florida. Florida is now becoming so overrun with iguanas and pythons there is a open season on them all year round. Who's to say they did not mutate and move north into West Virginia?
Today on questions I really never asked, but now I'm immediately interested in.