"Six is a number as well", she said, with the voice of someone on the verge of coming to a life changing, reality shattering realization. I love Sanja.
Love MK. This isn't a funny anecdote but as someone that uses the hospital a lot the city's grid system means that whenever there's roadworks there's always a way round, doesn't bring the city to a standstill unlike most places.
I used to live in MK, in Grange Farm in fact! The curry place in the last shot was pretty great. Also, when I was new to MK, I got a taxi and told the driver I'd just moved here and he exclaimed with genuine shock "WHY??"
When I moved to MK back in October 1986 ,after settling down I invited my parents down and we dined at The Point outside on a sunny, summerlate afternoon .The waitress after taking my order ,whispered to me later ,why did you bring them here !
MI5 have a communications centre on the outskirts of MK, my dad came here as one of the first residents from London to work on the ambulances, he told me while they were building the city he got a call to a construction accident, this accident was underground, he said the tunnels he drove the ambulance through were big enough to fit a double decker bus, there is 💯 a base underneath this city, height of the Cold War when building started
They knocked my Grandad's house down as part of the devolpement for MK........ he'd lived there for decades. It broke his heart. There's a bus station there now.
This! This is the humor I miss! Lived in the UK a few years in the late 90s a few miles from Banbury and being Americans missing our commercialized society, would trip two hours (one way) to MK to visit the only "mall" we knew of at the time. Had a strange vibe even back then. So glad I found you. This is the humor we loved while there and have been missing ever since. New subscriber right here!
.... Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Holy Spirit Can give you peace guidance and purpose and the Lord will John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus
I spoke to him via email at the start of the ‘pandemic’ he’s been correct about everything he has said and what he has seen over the last 4 years. Lovely man.
I actually thought "Ooh, crikey, this is like a proper television documentary" at the start when Biffo starts his bit to-camera, but thankfully the Digi magic kicked in mere seconds later. #crouchgate
I went with my two dogs to the light pyramid on mid-summers day to watch the sunrise at 0447 with my two dogs. When walking through the park, one of the dogs did a poo. I dutifully bagged it up, but there was no where to put the poo. So I hid it in a bush, intending to retrieve it after the sunrise. However, when I returned the poo was gone! Someone had stolen it. This was near where you said it smelled of poo. It is all very odd.
This reminds me of a channel that used to be on here owned by a guy called William. He exposed loads about the symbolism around London. Then his channel disappeared
His channel hasn't disappeared, it's still on here, called: 'Swilliamism'. He has a second channel also called 'Swilliamism 2' No uploads since around five years ago though, it's very odd and suspicious, nobody knows what happened to him.
Their time is up! Symbolism was their downfall! We are watching a movie 🎥 to wake people up! The calm before the storm! “What storm Mr President”? “You’ll find out”! Enjoy the show! 🎭🎭🍿🍿🍿 Nothing can stop what’s coming! It had to be done this way! The Best Is Yet To Come! ❤️💜❤️🕊️🙏🌎
Next they fully collapse economies..ramp up war slightly...then the big finale...they fake an alien invasion...made up of large autonomous drones controlled by A.I (skynet) whilst turning off all mobile networks and Internet forever.
This video makes me want to play a '90s-style point and click adventure in which Biffo and Sanja investigate strange phenomena, but constantly get distracted by whether or not one of them can smell shit, and find their investigations constantly stymied by the presence of a shirtless man doing stretches in the middle distance.
Years ago my partner had a job interview there and the vibes were so horrible that I stayed in the car ..he felt the same and didn't accept the job...luckily..
As a former Mason, Templar Commander of Knights etc i can confirm those are symbols of the order & many many towns like this all over the world. They were experiments like the USA itself & so many more. Not the absolute best documantary ive ever seen but it was definitely entertaining & it made me laugh. Makes talking about the grim truth of it all not so heavy & dark as it actually is. Ive had 6 attempts on my life since leaving all those years ago. Just be careful out there & watch your 6, things are going to get really hard for everyone soon enough. Do whatever you can to survive & good luck.
The town I live in was only built in the last twenty years. For the first couple years I lived there, they still had huge banners down the road advertising it as a wonderful new place for people to come and live. It honestly felt a little bit like living in a giant show home
Also when Biffo was telling the story about the monk with the tractor mower: Me: "Oh no, I bet he crashed the tractor into the pagoda didn't he?" Biffo: "He was torn to pieces under his own tractor"
As a member of the Illuminaughty I can officially confirm that all of this information is true and correct even though I have only just now heard about it. England is full of weird stuff like this that you just never think about, it's great! I'd love to have the robots around me but I'm afraid they'd be taken to the scrap yard and traded for a few tins of Stella
@@Digitiser The obelisk keeps everyone under control, you had the chance to jump that fence and take a piece of that bush and yet you didn't...The obelisk prevented it!
Sensational revelations. I was really hoping Mr Biffo was going to use the E-Scooter seen at around 8 minutes in to do some high-speed urban exploring.
MK really does have a weird vibe. Found this vid genuinely funny, interesting and thought provoking. Thanks for the content both, better then anything on BBC.
Another place with a really weird vibe is Salisbury, and Warminster. As we were driving past it from Cwmbran (one of the towns with the most roundabouts, and a New Town, like Milton Keynes, and Welwyn Garden City) to Cornwall for vacation, my mother would say it felt really creepy, and didn't like it. The area has a long history of Witchcraft *still going on, and has ley lines too.
As an Australian who's only heard of the name Milton Keynes, but nothing else, your presentation is very humorous , interesting and entertaining. Australia is a nation, a continent, full of roundabouts everywhere BIG cities, CBDs, small cities, big towns, small towns. Everywhere. The really do work well with traffic control and flow. Plus, saves on traffic lights. Milton Keynes reminds me of a small version of our political capital, Canberra. Beautifully constructed but absent of soul and character. As for Illuminati ......there certainly are symbols and structures representing power everywhere. The town has definitely been planned and constructed along some " interesting" blueprint.
One time I saw one of those robots and a crow having a stand off in the middle of a red way kinda near the point (red pyramid). and now you brought it up it was right around the time of nans birthday which is the day after the solstice...
As someone who grew up in Cwmbran, I am not in any way offended by Sanja's pronuciation, and I also learned a very interesting fact. I didn't realise there were that many roundabouts.
@@coolcat6103Also very much like Ricky Gervais, who I adore ! This man has real presence. I would happily watch him each week presenting, well, .. basically anything!
@@peachpotter lol right!! However I know it’s an unpopular opinion but I thought the lady was very childish, especially with the Lego comment! I wish she’d just let him get on with it! As I said it’s an unpopular opinion but sadly I find I can’t watch. Oh well life would be boring if we all liked the same thing
The words Milton and Keynes both have six letters. And Patrick McGoohan's number in the Prisoner was Number 6. And the car your drive to Milton Keynes in has six wheels (four on the tarmac, one to steer it, and a spare in the boot. Unless you have that stupid tyre repair spray which is rubbish).
You woke up at 6 am, had a piss at 6:06. At 6pm you had beans on toast with 6 slices of bread. Throughout the day you had 6 cups of tea, 6 glasses of water, 6 or 7 cigarettes and you went to bed at 9.06pm but the 9 is really a six upside down. At 9am you drove 9 miles to work, at 9;19 you read pages "6" 7,8 and "9" of the paper. Bought a chocolate bar from the vending machine in slot 9, took the receptionist round the back for a 69 and then joined the illuminati.
The statue in the video is of 'Buddha' The fat guy is 'Budai' (sometimes called the fat Buddha or the laughing Buddha) he was a Chinese monk called 'Qici', a proponent of Chan Buddhism...totally different dude
Keynes is from a family name of a family from Normandy, France that came over after the Norman invasion. Keynes just means land owned by the family Keynes.
I've lived here 30 yrs ... nothing strange here , lovely green spaces and easy to get round . Houses are expensive , the bus service is lousy , lovely estates and some you really wouldn't want to wish on your worst enemies . It is what it is
I don't understand the idea of naming a town or conurbation after the full name of a person or job+surname. Seriously, couldn't they have named it Keynestown or Keynesia? It's like in Argentina, where they have a place called Comodoro Rivadavia, named after a naval officer. I'd never want anyone to name any place after my full name or after Dr. Whatever. That's why I do an active effort not to stand out.
LOL is this sense of humor common where you guys live at? hilarious! Dude the tone was perfect and if the channel ever blows up you gotta keep the production values exactly the same this was golden.
I dunno if it's common, Merc. We're considered pretty weird here too... Glad you enjoyed it though. Hope you like the rest of our vids, which are just as dumb.
Between the MK City Centre and the canal, is another city centre - the ghostly replica and mirror image outline of the existing shopping area. There are numerous, empty and unbuilt lots, several car parks, footways, underpasses and cycle paths that are totally abandoned. its very strange to see it.
@@Digitiser22:10 "The main Buddha." Was thin. You're thinking of the smiling, Chan Buddhist patriarch with the belly you rub for prosperity. Budai is his nickname, and he was a monk called Qici. Different person to THE Buddha from Southern Nepal!
I love milton keynes, you can live in areas that are basically small villages, lots of nature around you as well as city amenities ❤️ no traffic, plenty of industry and work opportunities
i only ever went through milton keynes as a stop on the coach - but one time i actually had to go to a gig there, had to get off the coach and actually enter the place. i have never been somewhere that has made me so frustrated it made me break down in tears. the layout is torture and the vibes are so off, such an uncomfortable place, why did they build it it is definitely cursed. its basically just a poorly planned road system and someone played the cruel trick of putting houses and buildings there like they would be accessible.
This is the first video of yours I've been lucky enough to find, and less than half way in, I'm already in love with both of you. Your chemistry together is adorable. You are true role models, especially as a couple, in an era of influencers. Thank you.
I live in Bedford and although there are no links to anything to do with any mysterious societies whatsover the people there are weird and there is a weird smell around all the time
@@Digitiser this world is full of it! I believe it! 😮💨 I hope Greg Hallett soon takes the chair because we don’t want sunak in! All this nonsense needs to go!!
Hi unfortunately I have Welsh ancestors and I have to say I believe they might be offended by the incorrect pronunciation of that place-name..but they have all moved to Milton Keynes so it's ok
Everywhere Brother im in Saratoga Ny..everyday here..sickning,blue skies are rare..the whole planet is being tormented!! & not by us..everyday peeps! Ya climate change alright..cause their doing it...wicked storms now..crazy weather wars in the states😮😢
@@inanymin369er My cousins live there mate. I last visited in '87. Lovely part of Upstate NY. Shame about the sky vandalism. Same crap here in UK. Thick grey clouds of aluminium blocking out the sun. Big up.
@@theshamanarchist5441 Nice ! 87' seems like yesterday,time flies..saw in vid today i believe on Amplex channel..geo...issues in the skies,& nano particulates...crazy humans poisioning humans...sad the the extreme ...much love to you over across the pond Mate..you dont have it any easier there..stay healthy & well..its hard to do these daze ..have a beautiful evening...Laura♡ ..peace to you
Different by Design, indeed :) I love those delivery robots. I've seen them quite often in the past when trucking around Milton Keynes, and also in Cambridge and Cambourne. As the latter is a new town with lots of pavements and cycle paths, they work very well there.
@@Digitiser I wonder if it's a coincidence that they're only found in 'nice' areas? In my adopted home town of Southend-on-Sea, they'd be destroyed within a week :(
*Keynes as an element in a place-name indicates previous ownership in the years after the Norman Conquest of the place by a member of one of the families variously written de Kaines, de Kaynes, de Cahaignes, Cahagnes [a place in Normandy], de Keynes etc.
..... Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Holy Spirit Can give you peace guidance and purpose and the Lord will John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus
The road layouts to the West of the city centre are certainly interesting geometric looking roads, there's an odd looking squared off roundabout and some other weird looking roundabouts, one with a spiral inside it. It's not like the City structure of Washington DC. but it sure is slightly unusually laid out. That Hawthorne bush in Glastonbury is meant to contain a flesh eating bacteria I have read somewhere.
@@misst.e.a.187 well then why you here watching and commenting if I don't like something I keep it pushing I don't stay and watch and then comment that makes me think you're not at all the full shilling
Luckily we are 10,000% still here. The state didn’t care about what we said or did in this video…Unlike in our Wiltshire video where they did care a bit, and we ended up getting followed by a police car until we left the town. m.ruclips.net/video/I0yRaGlByoo/видео.html
Roundabout city! I used to live there. No traffic lights. They use the horizontal/ vertical grid system for the roads. Most of MK is quite nice, lots of lakes and big homes. The city centre is pretty boring but worth a visit
You've reached a _unique_ step with couples who usually become estranged when one wakes up and the other remains asheep. It appears, rarely, that you guys have awoken _together_ congratulations.
Her looks doesn’t match her voice! I started it and was listening to the driving in the car scene, then looked at the screen. Lucky man you are, she’s smart, funny, and gorgeous. Bravo! You’re funny too.
Siddhartha Gautama is the original Buddha. Sanja is right about "Buddha" being a title (meaning "the awakened", apparently). The "fat Buddha" is a Chinese monk nicknamed Budai who is venerated as a Buddha in Chan/Zen Buddhism.
Milton Keynes also has a tacco bell. In the USA they call it tacco smell. Maybe that smell was the illuminate filling Milton Keynes with tacco bell air.
Also sister murata still walks the peace pagoda beating a drum for peace at sunrise every morning, the monk that passed did not maintain the mower, hand brake did not work and he got off it to clear out a branch and has the terrible accident
Biffo and Sanja being somehow better researched and more believable than the actual conspiracy loons is amusing and also makes me realize how low-effort the lunatics are. They need to up their game.
When you say conspiracy loons, you mean anyone who disagrees with what they are told MUST be a loon...😂 . Nice to know we live in such conformist times. So anyone who questions anything, is a loon, OK... err whatever. You couldn't put the bar lower in my opinion of your emotional intelligence.
The Christians did not pinch the Pagan winter solstice festival and place Christmas day at that time. This is due to the fact that Catholicism is not true Christianity. Catholicism was founded as a power grab during the collapse of the Roman Empire, emperor Constantine combined Paganism and Christianity together and transferred the power from Emperor to Pope. The fact that Catholicism is part pagan if not all Pagan guised as Christianity, therefore is a bastardisation of Christianity and is therefore not Christianity at all. Also Yeshua Jesus Christ was not even born in December and the Catholic church chose 25 December as a mockery to Christians whislt still enabling them to worship pagan festivals.
I love this. Really unusual take on Milton Keynes. I live in MK, great place. Never considered these angles before. Very interesting. They say the same things about Astana (also known as Nur Sultan) the capital of Kazakhstan. Stunning architecture. Lots of pyramids and globes. Fascinating, ultra-modern city. You should go there!! I actually lived for several years in Glastonbury, right next to the Chalice Well, Glastonbury Tor and the whole Joseph of Arimathea thing. Was certainly aware of the Ley Lines thing there, but didn’t know about them and how they went through MK as well. In fact had never connected the two places until seeing this. Makes me wonder if the universe has arranged my life this way for a reason? If so, as yet I have no idea what the reason might be. Very enjoyable!
Oh wow, we’d love to visit Astana! And lucky you that you got to live in Glastonbury- I’ve only been there once, for a couple of hours and would love to go back to spend a bit more quality time there!
"Six is a number as well", she said, with the voice of someone on the verge of coming to a life changing, reality shattering realization. I love Sanja.
She's not wrong!
‘The 3’s 6’s and 9’s’
Look into this. None of this is accidental.
This episode's head canon: Biffo is the new Doctor and his companion dragged him to Milton Keynes for some reason.
Hahahahaaa
Love MK. This isn't a funny anecdote but as someone that uses the hospital a lot the city's grid system means that whenever there's roadworks there's always a way round, doesn't bring the city to a standstill unlike most places.
Good point. Have you come across any robot penguins at the hospital yet?
@@lasanja_interdimensional just looked those up, v cute! Sadly i've not seen them in real life 😞
I used to live in MK, in Grange Farm in fact! The curry place in the last shot was pretty great. Also, when I was new to MK, I got a taxi and told the driver I'd just moved here and he exclaimed with genuine shock "WHY??"
When I moved to MK back in October 1986 ,after settling down I invited my parents down and we dined at The Point outside on a sunny, summerlate afternoon .The waitress after taking my order ,whispered to me later ,why did you bring them here !
Yo I live near grange farm
@@DTAM-Aviation290yo i used 2 live in Stacy bushes!!!!😅
Living in MK is the ultimate question, LOL.
Wow, my family moved to Stony Stratford, Milton Keynes when I was 6 years old and I grew up there 😶
MI5 have a communications centre on the outskirts of MK, my dad came here as one of the first residents from London to work on the ambulances, he told me while they were building the city he got a call to a construction accident, this accident was underground, he said the tunnels he drove the ambulance through were big enough to fit a double decker bus, there is 💯 a base underneath this city, height of the Cold War when building started
Commenting as I’m watching, Buddha is one man re incarnated many times, the Dalai Lama is the current incarnation in our time ✌️
That's HMGCC.
My grandad helped design all the pipes and stuff under Milton Keynes, I never heard anything about this 🤷🏼♀️
Yup home of Bletchley Park too!
What a load of tosh. Heard it all now. 🙄
I know it's a good one because I'm weeze laughing and my grandmother keeps asking why am I making that noise. Very good, check plus.
Huzzah!
I wonder if the people of Milton Keyens actually realise how weird it is, or they're so unaware because they were born there.
This also crossed our mind...
They're so unaware because they're robots (⌐■_■)
as someone who actually lives here yeah i’ve always thought it’s kind of weird compared to other uk cities
I'm very aware, Milton Keynes is a very weird place....
@@johnnypopstari ain't a robot bro..
They knocked my Grandad's house down as part of the devolpement for MK........ he'd lived there for decades. It broke his heart.
There's a bus station there now.
😢
How sad 😢
Sorry to hear that.
aw your poor grandad, councils and government are bloody ruthless. they've never cared about us
@@Jellybeans107and it’s prime farming land.
This! This is the humor I miss! Lived in the UK a few years in the late 90s a few miles from Banbury and being Americans missing our commercialized society, would trip two hours (one way) to MK to visit the only "mall" we knew of at the time. Had a strange vibe even back then. So glad I found you. This is the humor we loved while there and have been missing ever since. New subscriber right here!
Great stuff! Thanks, Carrie. Glad to have you aboard.
Is it high up there!
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Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven
There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today
Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell
Come to Jesus Christ today
Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
Holy Spirit Can give you peace guidance and purpose and the Lord will
John 3:16-21
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
Mark 1.15
15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Hebrews 11:6
6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
Jesus
Yes we are like walking black comedies, nobody does sarcasm like us english ha ha ha🤪
Im from Banbury I used to go there raving to dreamscape and helter-skelter 🫠
Milton Keynes' funeral director has been speaking out about dark undertones for years. John O looney.
Oh yeah! I forgot he's from MK. 🫨
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He’s a very nice man and a dam good undertaker.
I spoke to him via email at the start of the ‘pandemic’ he’s been correct about everything he has said and what he has seen over the last 4 years. Lovely man.
Isn't he the one that spoke out about those odd clots?
I actually thought "Ooh, crikey, this is like a proper television documentary" at the start when Biffo starts his bit to-camera, but thankfully the Digi magic kicked in mere seconds later. #crouchgate
You should know us by now...
@@DigitiserU guys are hilarious,thanks u had me howling!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@emzymedford8791 Success! Glad you enjoyed it, emzy. Check out our other vids too.
I went with my two dogs to the light pyramid on mid-summers day to watch the sunrise at 0447 with my two dogs. When walking through the park, one of the dogs did a poo. I dutifully bagged it up, but there was no where to put the poo. So I hid it in a bush, intending to retrieve it after the sunrise. However, when I returned the poo was gone! Someone had stolen it. This was near where you said it smelled of poo. It is all very odd.
Damn you.
☺🤣
Spooky
No damn Poo!💩
I bet they sell sham poo at the shops
This reminds me of a channel that used to be on here owned by a guy called William. He exposed loads about the symbolism around London. Then his channel disappeared
That's a shame.
Swilliam? That guy was brilliant. Wonder what happened to him 🤔
His channel hasn't disappeared, it's still on here, called: 'Swilliamism'.
He has a second channel also called 'Swilliamism 2'
No uploads since around five years ago though, it's very odd and suspicious, nobody knows what happened to him.
Yes I loved his channel too..very informative,intelligent and funny.
Yea swillaims was a great channel! He’s completely disappeared since just before convid
"Is banging drums going to stop a nuclear war?!" Its worked so far! :)
True!
Their time is up!
Symbolism was their downfall!
We are watching a movie 🎥 to wake people up!
The calm before the storm!
“What storm Mr President”?
“You’ll find out”!
Enjoy the show! 🎭🎭🍿🍿🍿
Nothing can stop what’s coming!
It had to be done this way!
The Best Is Yet To Come! ❤️💜❤️🕊️🙏🌎
❤ Yes!
Next they fully collapse economies..ramp up war slightly...then the big finale...they fake an alien invasion...made up of large autonomous drones controlled by A.I (skynet) whilst turning off all mobile networks and Internet forever.
The Forerunner to the 15-Minute City😮😮😮😮😮😮
Yep!
You guys cheered me up 💖💖
There's a lot of info on the internet regarding Cliff,it's all on there, unless it's been removed.
With inflation you only get 14 - minute cities now.
@@gangoffour6690😂
Criminally under-rated video series for the production quality (I'm not even being [that] sarcastic).
Cheers, Jay (we think).
I love how Sanja always ends up being the more conspiranoic of the two. She’s the Sancho Panza to Biffo’s Don Quixote.
This is fair.
This video makes me want to play a '90s-style point and click adventure in which Biffo and Sanja investigate strange phenomena, but constantly get distracted by whether or not one of them can smell shit, and find their investigations constantly stymied by the presence of a shirtless man doing stretches in the middle distance.
Wasn't going anywhere near him.
Years ago my partner had a job interview there and the vibes were so horrible that I stayed in the car ..he felt the same and didn't accept the job...luckily..
Same here.. spent a day there fir a job.. never went back and never want to
You have an incessant knack for cracking me up, starts off like a hip-hop video
We're so street...
@@Digitiser cuss
As a former Mason, Templar Commander of Knights etc i can confirm those are symbols of the order & many many towns like this all over the world. They were experiments like the USA itself & so many more. Not the absolute best documantary ive ever seen but it was definitely entertaining & it made me laugh. Makes talking about the grim truth of it all not so heavy & dark as it actually is. Ive had 6 attempts on my life since leaving all those years ago. Just be careful out there & watch your 6, things are going to get really hard for everyone soon enough. Do whatever you can to survive & good luck.
Sorry about your rough years, JC. Glad we could make you laugh.
😂@@lauriannajones
Storer..
Dum spiro spirum !
The town I live in was only built in the last twenty years. For the first couple years I lived there, they still had huge banners down the road advertising it as a wonderful new place for people to come and live. It honestly felt a little bit like living in a giant show home
Also when Biffo was telling the story about the monk with the tractor mower:
Me: "Oh no, I bet he crashed the tractor into the pagoda didn't he?"
Biffo: "He was torn to pieces under his own tractor"
As a member of the Illuminaughty I can officially confirm that all of this information is true and correct even though I have only just now heard about it. England is full of weird stuff like this that you just never think about, it's great! I'd love to have the robots around me but I'm afraid they'd be taken to the scrap yard and traded for a few tins of Stella
Still weirded out that they don't get vandalised more...
@@Digitiser The obelisk keeps everyone under control, you had the chance to jump that fence and take a piece of that bush and yet you didn't...The obelisk prevented it!
Your username gives kkk vibes
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It's easy to get lost in Milton Keynes, because everything looks the same.
Sensational revelations. I was really hoping Mr Biffo was going to use the E-Scooter seen at around 8 minutes in to do some high-speed urban exploring.
I was tempted...
For some reason your mention of "urban exploring" has reminded me of ruclips.net/video/n_cq2XmwBXI/видео.html
MK really does have a weird vibe. Found this vid genuinely funny, interesting and thought provoking. Thanks for the content both, better then anything on BBC.
Thank you!
Found this video, very interesting, great humour and real life presentation, your both informative and hillarious
BTW one of the producers of the BBC is a 33rd degree Knights Templar, which is to do with Illuminati!
Another place with a really weird vibe is Salisbury, and Warminster. As we were driving past it from Cwmbran (one of the towns with the most roundabouts, and a New Town, like Milton Keynes, and Welwyn Garden City) to Cornwall for vacation, my mother would say it felt really creepy, and didn't like it.
The area has a long history of Witchcraft *still going on, and has ley lines too.
@@paulgodden4974 Indeed! We did a video on both! ruclips.net/video/I0yRaGlByoo/видео.htmlsi=gMOYh-uNhpSRbyqp
As an Australian who's only heard of the name Milton Keynes, but nothing else, your presentation is very humorous , interesting and entertaining. Australia is a nation, a continent, full of roundabouts everywhere BIG cities, CBDs, small cities, big towns, small towns. Everywhere. The really do work well with traffic control and flow. Plus, saves on traffic lights. Milton Keynes reminds me of a small version of our political capital, Canberra. Beautifully constructed but absent of soul and character. As for Illuminati ......there certainly are symbols and structures representing power everywhere. The town has definitely been planned and constructed along some " interesting" blueprint.
Interesting! If we ever make it down there to visit where Sanja grew up, we'll check out Canberra.
I can vouch for Canberra being odd. It has the same ambience as an airport terminal.
@@Digitiser there are more freemason lodges in Australia than KFC'S.....probably.
They have one in almost every town and suburb.
All that weird crap in Canberra freaked me out too
Yeh! It’s a shithole real shame!
That monk must have done something terrible to a lawnmower in a previous life.
He defiled one
One time I saw one of those robots and a crow having a stand off in the middle of a red way kinda near the point (red pyramid). and now you brought it up it was right around the time of nans birthday which is the day after the solstice...
Join the dots...
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How do you not have more subscribers!? Your content is so good!
Cheers, Allan. It's a conspiracy!
It took 72 seconds to convince me to do it.
As someone who grew up in Cwmbran, I am not in any way offended by Sanja's pronuciation, and I also learned a very interesting fact. I didn't realise there were that many roundabouts.
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And 30mph 😂
Why do i feel like ive just sat through a Top Gear Roadshow🤔
Lmfao 😂
Lmao yep a cross between clarkson n George Michael 😂
@@coolcat6103Also very much like Ricky Gervais, who I adore ! This man has real presence. I would happily watch him each week presenting, well, .. basically anything!
@@peachpotter lol right!! However I know it’s an unpopular opinion but I thought the lady was very childish, especially with the Lego comment! I wish she’d just let him get on with it! As I said it’s an unpopular opinion but sadly I find I can’t watch. Oh well life would be boring if we all liked the same thing
Milton Friedman and Maynard Keynes had a town together!?!
The words Milton and Keynes both have six letters. And Patrick McGoohan's number in the Prisoner was Number 6. And the car your drive to Milton Keynes in has six wheels (four on the tarmac, one to steer it, and a spare in the boot. Unless you have that stupid tyre repair spray which is rubbish).
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You woke up at 6 am, had a piss at 6:06. At 6pm you had beans on toast with 6 slices of bread. Throughout the day you had 6 cups of tea, 6 glasses of water, 6 or 7 cigarettes and you went to bed at 9.06pm but the 9 is really a six upside down. At 9am you drove 9 miles to work, at 9;19 you read pages "6" 7,8 and "9" of the paper. Bought a chocolate bar from the vending machine in slot 9, took the receptionist round the back for a 69 and then joined the illuminati.
I once stopped there on a bus and thought it rather soviet looking
Most architects and town “planners” were/are communist leftists.
I’m a firm believer it’s housing estates are based on soviet models.
Wow! I never knew anything about the hidden secrets of Milton Keynes, I only went for the shopping and train travel.
You missed a golden opportunity to say "I can't believe it's not Buddha" but apart from that, great video!
Dammit.
I was of the same mind but 'At least I haven't let myself go like Buddha has' was next level, so there was no need after that really.
The statue in the video is of 'Buddha'
The fat guy is 'Budai' (sometimes called the fat Buddha or the laughing Buddha) he was a Chinese monk called 'Qici', a proponent of Chan Buddhism...totally different dude
That crouching nearly made me die of LOL 🤣😭
A geo-engineered sky in parts, global dimming. Mental @24.28, how long before everyone has a throat problem, and the Trees start to die.
Here’s a sticker!
Keynes is from a family name of a family from Normandy, France that came over after the Norman invasion. Keynes just means land owned by the family Keynes.
Ah, thank you!
I've lived here 30 yrs ... nothing strange here , lovely green spaces and easy to get round . Houses are expensive , the bus service is lousy , lovely estates and some you really wouldn't want to wish on your worst enemies . It is what it is
You referred to Liz Lay and lay-lines. There's also Liz for lizard aka reptilian.
I don't understand the idea of naming a town or conurbation after the full name of a person or job+surname. Seriously, couldn't they have named it Keynestown or Keynesia?
It's like in Argentina, where they have a place called Comodoro Rivadavia, named after a naval officer. I'd never want anyone to name any place after my full name or after Dr. Whatever. That's why I do an active effort not to stand out.
Hi there. It is named after a tiny, pretty village called Milton Keynes which was incorporated into the garden city 🙂
Try going to Peterlee.
LOL is this sense of humor common where you guys live at? hilarious! Dude the tone was perfect and if the channel ever blows up you gotta keep the production values exactly the same this was golden.
I dunno if it's common, Merc. We're considered pretty weird here too... Glad you enjoyed it though. Hope you like the rest of our vids, which are just as dumb.
It’s absolutely common in the uk 😂
Between the MK City Centre and the canal, is another city centre - the ghostly replica and mirror image outline of the existing shopping area.
There are numerous, empty and unbuilt lots, several car parks, footways, underpasses and cycle paths that are totally abandoned.
its very strange to see it.
Oooh, I wish we'd seen that.
Creepy!! We may have to go back there!
A drone might be of use as it's got a 'lawless' feel to it.@@Digitiser
Can't believe you'd push the conspiracy theory that Milton Keynes is a real place.
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too good!
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Ok for anyone confused about the name
Milton Keynes was named after the village that was already there
Maybe that's why they chose that village to develop.
Really glad I stumbled across your channel. Funny, entertaining and informative. Love the brass eye style intro.
Thank you! Glad you like us.
@@Digitiser22:10 "The main Buddha." Was thin. You're thinking of the smiling, Chan Buddhist patriarch with the belly you rub for prosperity. Budai is his nickname, and he was a monk called Qici. Different person to THE Buddha from Southern Nepal!
How have I only just come across your channel?!? You're so funny! ..and educational .. i think 😅 .. love it! Subbed 🫶
Glad you found us now, Jackie!
So excited to see a video on my home city :') Gave me lots of laughs as usual!
I live in MK too :D
Hoes does it feel living in such a weird place?
Illuminati confirmed.
me fourth lol
And me! Where about are y’all from?
I love milton keynes, you can live in areas that are basically small villages, lots of nature around you as well as city amenities ❤️ no traffic, plenty of industry and work opportunities
Certainly, the parks are lovely.
I grew up in Milton Keynes 1972-1996 and it was a beautiful and safe place to grow up, loved all the greenery and parks and forests …. 🙂
It does have that advantage.
No traffic?! 😂
A lot of unanswered questions remain.. What illuminati sauce did Biffo have on his chips?
Mayo.
i only ever went through milton keynes as a stop on the coach - but one time i actually had to go to a gig there, had to get off the coach and actually enter the place.
i have never been somewhere that has made me so frustrated it made me break down in tears. the layout is torture and the vibes are so off, such an uncomfortable place, why did they build it it is definitely cursed. its basically just a poorly planned road system and someone played the cruel trick of putting houses and buildings there like they would be accessible.
Oddly enough when one get used to the layout one is less likely to get lost. 😊
Superman IV was filmed in Milton Keynes, wasn't it? Gene Hackman and Jon Cryer walked past that Yukka plant, I'm sure of it.
It was. We mention it a lot in the video!
The video full of facts also looks gorgeous! You both are looking amazing in 4k goodness!
Oh, you!
I really enjoyed this video so much!!
Woot!
This is the first video of yours I've been lucky enough to find, and less than half way in, I'm already in love with both of you. Your chemistry together is adorable. You are true role models, especially as a couple, in an era of influencers. Thank you.
Awww. Thank you! Means a lot to us both. Hope you like the rest of our videos too, Lulu!
I did enjoy the poor man's matrix cosplay at the start.
You're welcome.
I live in Bedford and although there are no links to anything to do with any mysterious societies whatsover the people there are weird and there is a weird smell around all the time
That's just curry
That's what they say about the inbred Bedfordshire folk. 😂
the glasses are kinda like "the matrix" glasses.
True that.
Ahhhhhhhhh THAT was what I was trying to think of!! I knew they reminded me of someone other than Dr Robotnik.
Bush of Milton Keynes…..think about it….the gulf wars….it all makes sense now!
Everything's connected.
WTF!!! wierd but my son brought up MILTON KEYNES last week then I see this! OBELISKS IN A HOUSING ESTATE!😮 robots!! 😮 great share thanks, 🤩👍🏻💥
You're welcome, Lizzie. Lots more nonsense where that came from.
@@Digitiser this world is full of it! I believe it! 😮💨 I hope Greg Hallett soon takes the chair because we don’t want sunak in! All this nonsense needs to go!!
Obelisks in housing estates not uncommon. Northampton has a 100ft one. 😂
@@thathurt what In a housing estate where people live?
@@thathurt Okay, deffo adding Northampton to the list of places we'd like to visit!
YAY! Gaming content and Third Bird!
He back!
I frickin' love Third Bird.
Funniest video I've seen in a long time 😂 I live in MK and still found out a lot. Great work guys!
Thanks!
Very well done had me in stitches, a good way to put interesting info out there. Gonna look up some more of your content now
Thank you! Hope you enjoy the rest of it too.
The framing of the "what do we do with it" section is wonderful. Like a proper film!
Gone past this place years ago, it's always looked like it. Strange and weird, that was in 1976
Hi unfortunately I have Welsh ancestors and I have to say I believe they might be offended by the incorrect pronunciation of that place-name..but they have all moved to Milton Keynes so it's ok
My sincere apologies to your ancestors!
Plenty of chemtrails in this footage.
Everywhere Brother im in Saratoga Ny..everyday here..sickning,blue skies are rare..the whole planet is being tormented!! & not by us..everyday peeps! Ya climate change alright..cause their doing it...wicked storms now..crazy weather wars in the states😮😢
@@inanymin369er My cousins live there mate. I last visited in '87. Lovely part of Upstate NY. Shame about the sky vandalism. Same crap here in UK. Thick grey clouds of aluminium blocking out the sun.
Big up.
@@theshamanarchist5441 Nice ! 87' seems like yesterday,time flies..saw in vid today i believe on Amplex channel..geo...issues in the skies,& nano particulates...crazy humans poisioning humans...sad the the extreme ...much love to you over across the pond Mate..you dont have it any easier there..stay healthy & well..its hard to do these daze ..have a beautiful evening...Laura♡ ..peace to you
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Was covid off chemtrails...q....would explain masks whike driving😮...
Different by Design, indeed :)
I love those delivery robots. I've seen them quite often in the past when trucking around Milton Keynes, and also in Cambridge and Cambourne. As the latter is a new town with lots of pavements and cycle paths, they work very well there.
They're very cute. Amazed they're not vandalised constantly.
@@Digitiser I wonder if it's a coincidence that they're only found in 'nice' areas? In my adopted home town of Southend-on-Sea, they'd be destroyed within a week :(
@@shepshepherdThey have them in Wakefield , which is by far not a good area!!!
There's some archival BBC footage where they pronounce it Milton Canes, but I see that didn't really last as an idea.
Strong Hyacinth Bucket energy.
very well edited. brilliant. funny. authentic. wholesome.
Thanks, Shane! Hope you enjoy the rest of our videos.
Never seen you guys before. Luvin the content. Guid stuff ❤
Thanks, Kerry.
*Keynes as an element in a place-name indicates previous ownership in the years after the Norman Conquest of the place by a member of one of the families variously written de Kaines, de Kaynes, de Cahaignes, Cahagnes [a place in Normandy], de Keynes etc.
Ta for the info!
MK was built to deal with the london overflow , as a copy and paste of london in the middle of nowhere ....end of story lol
This guy has a real air of Cormoran Strike with his partner Robin. Love the humourous presentation and searching enquiry. A rare treat
Thanks, Julie!
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The road layouts to the West of the city centre are certainly interesting geometric looking roads, there's an odd looking squared off roundabout and some other weird looking roundabouts, one with a spiral inside it. It's not like the City structure of Washington DC. but it sure is slightly unusually laid out. That Hawthorne bush in Glastonbury is meant to contain a flesh eating bacteria I have read somewhere.
24:31 just imagine how lovely and sunny it would be if it wasn't for those chem trails
You guys are brilliant!❤ Thanks for making my day.💕
You're very welcome, Tess. Hope you enjoy our other videos too.
This was hilarious at points the interaction between the 2 of you , but also very interesting, really enjoyed this im definitely subbing
Thank you, Orla! Hope you enjoy our other vids as much...!
Their antics are hilariously tiresome, imo
@@misst.e.a.187 well then why you here watching and commenting if I don't like something I keep it pushing I don't stay and watch and then comment that makes me think you're not at all the full shilling
Bit sad watching this 8 months after it was released, knowing that these people are 10000% murdered by the state by this point.
Yes. We're dead now. We got too close to the truth.
@@Digitiser I knew it. Those damn luminatties.
Luckily we are 10,000% still here. The state didn’t care about what we said or did in this video…Unlike in our Wiltshire video where they did care a bit, and we ended up getting followed by a police car until we left the town.
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Spent many happy years in MK, loved it..thinking back on it. 77-95. Hope it's still a great place to live for families.
I love the fact that bits that others would edit out you leave in lol 😂
That's our USP!
First time watching. Brilliant stuff. Edited and put together perfectly in your own way.
Thank you! Plenty more where that came from.
OMG first time I have seen you guys and brilliant I love your style.
Cheers, Martin!
Roundabout city! I used to live there. No traffic lights. They use the horizontal/ vertical grid system for the roads. Most of MK is quite nice, lots of lakes and big homes. The city centre is pretty boring but worth a visit
I’m halfway through and feel I’ve been arguing with my dog, and lost the argument!
Hah! This is normal.
You've reached a _unique_ step with couples who usually become estranged when one wakes up and the other remains asheep. It appears, rarely, that you guys have awoken _together_ congratulations.
We need more of Sanja trying to pronounce Welsh town names!!
"Ker-duff"...
Her looks doesn’t match her voice! I started it and was listening to the driving in the car scene, then looked at the screen. Lucky man you are, she’s smart, funny, and gorgeous. Bravo! You’re funny too.
Thanks!
Siddhartha Gautama is the original Buddha. Sanja is right about "Buddha" being a title (meaning "the awakened", apparently).
The "fat Buddha" is a Chinese monk nicknamed Budai who is venerated as a Buddha in Chan/Zen Buddhism.
Themed around zones, residential, commercial, industrial and the Aztec zone
Milton Keynes also has a tacco bell. In the USA they call it tacco smell. Maybe that smell was the illuminate filling Milton Keynes with tacco bell air.
Could be!
Milton keynes is uks 1st 15min city. New world order .
Also sister murata still walks the peace pagoda beating a drum for peace at sunrise every morning, the monk that passed did not maintain the mower, hand brake did not work and he got off it to clear out a branch and has the terrible accident
Biffo and Sanja being somehow better researched and more believable than the actual conspiracy loons is amusing and also makes me realize how low-effort the lunatics are. They need to up their game.
When you say conspiracy loons, you mean anyone who disagrees with what they are told MUST be a loon...😂 . Nice to know we live in such conformist times. So anyone who questions anything, is a loon, OK... err whatever. You couldn't put the bar lower in my opinion of your emotional intelligence.
@@mikethebloodthirsty 87.5% of people believe what the govt and the legacy media tells them.
You really brighten up dark and sure needed. Look forward to hearing more on Milton Keynes Key Nes
Thanks, Linda.
The Christians did not pinch the Pagan winter solstice festival and place Christmas day at that time. This is due to the fact that Catholicism is not true Christianity. Catholicism was founded as a power grab during the collapse of the Roman Empire, emperor Constantine combined Paganism and Christianity together and transferred the power from Emperor to Pope. The fact that Catholicism is part pagan if not all Pagan guised as Christianity, therefore is a bastardisation of Christianity and is therefore not Christianity at all. Also Yeshua Jesus Christ was not even born in December and the Catholic church chose 25 December as a mockery to Christians whislt still enabling them to worship pagan festivals.
Fair
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I love this. Really unusual take on Milton Keynes. I live in MK, great place. Never considered these angles before. Very interesting. They say the same things about Astana (also known as Nur Sultan) the capital of Kazakhstan. Stunning architecture. Lots of pyramids and globes. Fascinating, ultra-modern city. You should go there!! I actually lived for several years in Glastonbury, right next to the Chalice Well, Glastonbury Tor and the whole Joseph of Arimathea thing. Was certainly aware of the Ley Lines thing there, but didn’t know about them and how they went through MK as well. In fact had never connected the two places until seeing this. Makes me wonder if the universe has arranged my life this way for a reason? If so, as yet I have no idea what the reason might be. Very enjoyable!
Oh wow, we’d love to visit Astana! And lucky you that you got to live in Glastonbury- I’ve only been there once, for a couple of hours and would love to go back to spend a bit more quality time there!
We're definitely going to be doing a video in Glastonbury at some point!
@@Digitiser Yessssss!!! Crystal shops, here I come!!!