[Vinesauce] Joel - Horrible Phone Java Games

[@insanitized750]

2:33 *gba port has left the chat*

[@SwedFoLife]

6:53 The moment that made the world stand still...

[@sputnik5563]

Sponglery Mini-Hedge the moment that made the world stood still?

[@valdante7136]

stooded still

[@SwedFoLife]

Stood've still

[@thathitauliagibran2420]

What song is in the background?

[@ammagon4519]

I knew it, Baby Joel doesn't actually exist.

[@yahooyowza]

the fact this was probably some kids first introduction to call of duty

[@Poly_0000]

5:20 his German isn't even half bad.

[@GrumpyIan]

It really felt like he was speaking German in the most Mexican voice possible lol.

[@salty_boi_1]

Dude were did u got ur profile pic

[@SneedsterSpeedster]

Was about to say the same thing. Honestly surprised.

[@AlyphRat]

Makes sense because, Swedish is a language that belongs to the North Germanic branch of the Germanic languages, like, if you ask for a Portuguese speaker to read something in Italian or Spanish, he's able to do it because it's similiar

[@thatoneconcreteworker9202]

As a German I find this hilariously funny!

[@javagamesfanclub5650]

you guys hate java games but i love them more than todays android p2win games

[@alexhobbs2209]

Best trolling i've ever seen.

[@Pickelrye]

Candy crush 😂

[@toweringllama3836]

nostalgia mate.

[@senorlechuga8832]

Dudududu~🎶🎵
*_G L U ! ! !_*

[@SkorpyoTFC]

5:20 : "One night, when the little Giana from Milano is just deep in her sleep, she has a strange dream. she is suddenly in a mysterious world where everything is completely different."

[@NyraScarlet]

Holy shit, Joel actually pronunces german words fine.

[@JustLostTheGame]

....Did you expect any less from a Swede?

[@anonymouslucario285]

Swedish isn't that different from German in terms of pronunciation . There are even words that are the same in both languages like the word for "yes" being "ja".

[@evandrogge6399]

i wonder why hmmmmm

[@amjadRam]

i think joel once told us that he had german classes

[@carlitos_2player]

i feel lke the games are too addicted to intruments

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I remember I had one of these bars around episode 2 of Star Wars. It was a terrible time to be alive

[@cafuneandchill]

The Best Movie (Russian) is a game made after an actual Russian movie
(Don't watch it, it's bad)

[@kepko_]

Please tell me i want to watch it

[@cafuneandchill]

@@kepko_ It's literally called The Best Movie (Самый лучший фильм)

[@estrogen_salesman]

@@kepko_ don't watch, it's fucking awful

[@salty_boi_1]

Now cause u told me not i will watch it

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

Is it better than "epic movie"

[@CaptainZaimon]

8:11 The genuine horror in Joel's voice slays me

[@twelve1844]

holy shit Sonic Jump made my nostalgia
thanks Joel, very cool

[@sutnack1789]

Y O G O S L A V I A

[@SandwichRobot]

You know sometimes I forget that this use to be mobile games... early AppStore stuff was like simple yet complex in design then really complex in design and now we have come full circle and downgraded to just really simple games many of which are just clones of each other.

[@grunclebottoms]

I can only say one thing about the outro
"JEEZ GAME DESIGNERS, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING"

[@StomperYoshi]

Friendly reminder that Glu is the reason you can't connect your Wii online anymore.

[@ProfessionalismTrash]

What

[@bloosfx0]

wait what

[@MacAves]

For anyone wondering, Gamespy matchmaking was bought by Glu back in 2012. Basically as soon as the contracts were over, Glu wanted nothing to do with online multiplayer, so they cut a bunch of games with support.

[@PerkinsVR]

those mass effect and half life games looked cursed

[@TheEpicnerf]

This gave me nostalgia I didn’t remember I had. Thank you.

[@FoxyGamer1980]

5:10 Giana: *barely touches mushroom* Emulator: *crash*

[@smolbee]

i actually played the sonic one as a kid, it was my intro to the series.

[@Zkeleton969]

These are still better than those microtransaciton idle bullshit games - simply because these are actual games

[@ntgm8]

Holy shit I forgot about the Glu logo thing

[@MuttBic]

You're pelo edit was absolutely great man, keep up the good work-

[@ntgm8]

@@MuttBic Hey, thanks

[@MuttBic]

np :)

[@aronvtc509]

Not me

[@gliczide]

hey ntgm

[@Ares-mg2nj]

There are some good Java games
1.call of duty every games
2.gangstar 2 Kings of LA
3.assassins Creed
4.prince of persia

[@gormlessshlorm7547]

I was having a hard time sleeping and so I decided to get high and watch a Joel video. I had a shit day and needed to laugh. I was chuckling lightly at the video until I saw those fucking creatures. When Joel spotted them and referred to it as a dicktopus, I gagged on the water I was drinking. When I saw the fucking jpeg of Shepard floating in the abyss, I fucking lost it. I had fucking tears in my eyes was inconsolable. The assassins creed shit was the icing on the cake. Thank you Joel for brightening my whole day.

[@ElectronerpProductions]

i like the knockoff doom with mass effect sprites shoved in

[@EpicLPer]

Holy fucking shit Joel's German isn't even that far off, he even got the fucking Ö right!

[@dwarfjob8954]

10:59 the first time when joel meet the portuguese it os sex, i love my country

[@imameme489]

I just like to think the rip off of Mario’s games lore is just explaining a man running through the forest on a mushroom trip.

[@Zappa_boi]

This feels like an actual vinesauce joel video

[@FrostyBeep]

3:28 SANS UNDERTALE

[@Caramelhorse1]

Bruh that half second of Stick RPG was a huge kick in the nostalgia, I completely forgot that existed for the last decade but I spent so many hours playing that game.

[@grewtanker2218]

1:18 This game reminds me of Gangstar:crime city
and 9:56 i actually played this somewhere back in 2010, only it was 128x128

[@Nomand55]

You know what? Joel's German isn't half bad.

[@OscarJerico]

The intro made me think someone called me.

[@Povilaz]

I remember playing the shit out of these games back in 2008... I used to pay ~1 Euro a month from a shady WAP website, but I got access to a shit load of J2ME games, ringtones, wallpapers, and music (at like 64kbps LMAO). Ah good old memories...

[@alphalax7747]

Please continue making these

[@dryfries66]

When your mom takes the Xbox

[@lightningMcqueen5]

So you want Crysis on those 1 mb RAM phones ?

[@pixeldemon6173]

0:14 * clap * *GLU*

[@arcanepool]

9:36 Ass Creed

[@streled5361]

8:11
That's an enemy from The Great Giana Sisters

[@sirmugman]

snake, THAT'S ALL YOU NEEDED! at least it was in ma day

[@cuminte]

thanks deadass

[@BolttheSuperPony]

"It's a dicktapus!"
LMAO!

[@pabloca3]

9:43 NO FUCKING WAY
I REMEMBER PLAYING THAT GAME IN MY GRANDMA'S FLIP PHONE WHEN I WAS YOUNG HOLY SHIT THAT GAME WAS AWESOME
(Or it was really similar)

[@2ndRAK25]

Wow I didn’t know GTA 4 was on mobile, looks great!

[@sirspice3408]

G L U

[@snowindafunboots4369]

Holy Giana

[@Dragonfire511]

Dundundundunfururun
GLU!

[@Speciman33]

0:00 SUSLIBE TO CHERDLEYS, I LAIK IT! SUSTRIBE! SUSTRIBE! SUSTRIVE CHERDLEYS! *clap clap clap*
BAI BAAI

[@DionneDion]

Still a bit disappointed he didn't do Crazy Penguin Catapult tbh.

[@sasha4420]

Oh, on your poster its Garik Harlamov from Rus comedy club, lol

[@dogspajam]

I really enjoyed the part where he was Sonic the hedgehog

[@Player1-up]

*watching the sonic 1 port*
Hey, this isn't half bad, it's still better than sonic genesis on gba--
*joel fucking shoots halfway across the map after the ramp*
what the fUCK

[@RaposaCadela]

10:58 Nossa mas esse Joéu é muito safado

[@somerandomguyintheinternet]

*i was watching sonic jump earlier and then this apperas*

[@playedtoomuch5259]

Listen everyone talks about half life 3 but, they released it on the java phone!

[@professionalbusinessman2903]

I remember having a surprising amount of fun with “Need for Speed Carbon” on my dads flip phone

[@danilolopez9203]

2:55 it's better than the gba port
I remember play the giana sister on an ol nokia 5200 xD
And I remember a bunch of castlevania rip off (those were good tbh) and some 3d russian fps and some zombie games for symbian. Acutally there were some good java games but then you remember some crazy shit like "pizza ninja" xD

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

*oy Emulator has stopped*

[@Heckandback]

0:11
**clap**
*_GLUH_*

[@mrgunshot33]

4:55 hahahahahaha not that i know of but probably in the 2000's some grandma

[@fatcat0954]

I remember playing these

[@redotix9952]

hes at it agaiin

[@bowwolf3657]

I remember playing the first game :')

[@Takato]

Sonic Jump was the shit, back in the day

[@vinicius100470]

Assassin's Creed Java Game/Horrible - pick one

[@umrsan480]

2:31 Sonic the hedgehog

[@nfsmaster3837]

I playing that game on my old phone. 9:40

[@Meteorite_Shower]

(watching video)
Hm, nice video, some funny moments, looks like it's ending soon so I guess I'll move o-
(11:40)
...wait what
_GAMING IN THE CLINTON YEARS?!_ WHEN DID JOEL DISCOVER THIS?

[@MineBro56]

I played Tekken 6 on a cousin's Sony Ericsson.
It actually wasn't that bad.

[@MaxDentist]

That isn't AVGN, it's Garik "Bulldog" Kharlamov

[@JamesnLollify]

I SAW GLU ON AN OLD IOS GAME!

[@thathitauliagibran2420]

6:53 what song is it?

[@Chrispydummy]

Time - Hans Zimmer

[@thathitauliagibran2420]

@@Chrispydummy thanks, but i think you're kinda late

[@Chrispydummy]

@@thathitauliagibran2420 fuck

[@dotapazappy]

What is the clip of Joel watching the 007 navigtr review? I really want to see more of him watching that...

[@thelemonlimebronyofficial8070]

ruclips.net/video/GF1_JiKIbjY/видео.html

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Stick rpg I remember that

[@ConorDaRobin]

GLU!

[@r.j.j.o]

7:16 Hotline Miami in a nutshell

[@combo7212]

Cool and good

[@sn3xmtg385]

What is the name of the last game please help me

[@davidmeyer4506]

The german wasnt even that bad tbh

[@themonsterman3327]

java da hutt,cause really the games are just gloop

[@fenn_fren]

omg I remember that GTA IV skinned Saints Row game! it sucked so bad

[@El_Zaiko_]

S e x o

[@harrysullivan2460]

not a fan of the hitler bit

[@CR123_Tough]

Glu

[@JohrnyReport]

Your german is fucking great. Very understandable. Good job.