12:55 I remember a comment on the full stream upload was: "I turn away for a minute and come back to see a car fly into space with Cotton Eye Joe playing"
I really appreciate Joel so much more after having my feed being stuffed with drama and e-celebs trying to start fights. My blood pressure goes down immediately hearing "Here comes that car *beep beep* "
I feel sad, and happy now that I've watched this. Sad because some good friends showed me Joel and now I won't see them most probably for a very long time Happy because I'm glad I spent time with them watching Joel slam grandma's car into a bus stop Thanks for sharing this, mr. deadass
16:58 You think that's a good Woody Woodpecker laugh, you should hear this guy at my work. It's exactly like the actual laugh from the cartoon. It's so good, it scares me sometimes
10 months ago I found out I have epilepsy but couldn't remember after I seized what caused it. I now remember that it was this video. Thanks for almost killing me Joel.
*joel laughing* Kid: Stop, dad! Dad: Listen, you've been complaining all day about *Didney World,* but I'll show you what *Didney World* is! THIS IS WHAT FUN IS!!! *car crashes* Joel: *Laughs* Kid: Dad I have no arms!
12:55 At this point, I once saw a comment on the stream’s RUclips upload that said “Joel on his way to arrest God”. That is the best thing I’ve ever heard
God i havent seen this video i two or three years. It apears on my recomended a then i go to read the channel and i go "Wait Shoebill?? The mashcore guy?????"
He needs to play this again now that there's traffic. It's literally the best thing ever to make the AI a little crazy then beat the shit outta their cars
16:44 I can’t stop laughing, just hearing him in that voice go, “oh Jesus!” And then the car just becoming a square of metal, then hearing Woody the Woodpecker made me crack up for a half hour
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The music at the end is Dayvan Cowboy - Boards of Canada
Just wanted to let you guys know.
Thanks, I love that track!
BOC is the best
AM i getting gta 5 vibes but combined with something similar?
@ shut the fuck up
@
calming music: plays
you: no its darude sandstorm
more like your mom, pt. 2
12:55
I remember a comment on the full stream upload was:
"I turn away for a minute and come back to see a car fly into space with Cotton Eye Joe playing"
That sounds like me when I get a late notification and don’t have any clue what’s happening
I didn't turn away for long time tho where did you come from
Where did you go
Why are you blasting cotton eye Joe
METAL GEAR! MIKE OLDFIELD! MIDI!
ok who cares
That probably summarizes a surprising amount of Joel’s streams
I feel like this game is capable of 100% replicating the time MythBusters accidentally vaporized an entire car with a 600mph steel wall.
The rocket sled is one of my favourite clips from Mythbusters
What do you mean "accidentally vaporized"
They only meant to flatten it.
ruclips.net/video/aSVfYwdGSsQ/видео.html
And now I want someone to build that rig in game.
LunarLambda they were supposed to flatten it
Me: Please let this be a normal field trip
Joel:
With the Vargs?
_NO WAY!_
O O O H CRUSIN DOWN MAIN STREET
*1:25* *8:16*
welcom to my bas
*YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELIN' GOOD*
LOOOOOL
"What if GTA V had these [WHAM]
...
ᵖʰʸˢᶦᶜˢ"
10:51
4:49 the doppler effect from the siren made it 10x better
YES LMAO
Sounds like my cat
Ye Car living tot
*sad siren*
@MTHS 122 what, after you threw it down a cliff?
15:31
I genuinely cannot believe Joel didn't say "Drilldo"
15:50 looks like it would be Santa’s special attack in a Christmas themed video game
This would be on an atari 2600
@@agulol6492 atari 2700
Santa for Smash when?
Music?
May i introduce you to Fight of gods?
2:24 it looks right into your eyes asking "why?"
16:52
That "Oh Jesus" said in that precise moment was just perfect
SAS-
*CRASH*
There is not enough prune and fruit juice in the world to fix those injuries.
i hate how it sounds like “sus”
when the imposter is sus!😳
It’s a closed casket funeral but he already has his own casket.
Seriously, set the video to 0.25x speed 16:51
@@MisterJohnDoe That's not a casket that's a damn sardine tin lmfao
4:49
“HEEeeeEELP”
*SMUSH/CAR PART EXPLOSION*
8:33
*SURFIN' ON THE SOUNDWAVES*
[BUS CRASHES]
sound waves surfed too hard
That's what it looks like when you take a left at your intestine
Joel was spanking a plankton too, if ya know what I mean
You made me chuckle. Good job, here's a doughnut for your efforts 🍩
@@damnson7046 and then TAKE A SECOND RIGHT ON MARS! ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!
NAVIGATE A N0STRIL
I really appreciate Joel so much more after having my feed being stuffed with drama and e-celebs trying to start fights.
My blood pressure goes down immediately hearing
"Here comes that car
*beep beep* "
totally read that in his voice
Same. The world's gone to shit, but at least we still have Joel and bepis.
7:50 The music is so well timed I died
8:35 sadly for Arnold, he was the only survivor
No son, there were no survrilrd xD
@@jaidendeprez1842 no, Arnold lives, because killing Arnold is a crime against humanity.
Watching a bus just get disintegrated while the Magic School Bus theme played in the background was honestly the funniest thing I've ever experienced
*crashes. First thing the kid says*
ᴰᵃᵈ ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒ ᵃʳᵐˢ
These are your arms now son
7:58 'We call this the droop snoot'
Droop Snoot?
The snoot would droop
the snoot drooped
Droop snoot
The snoo droopbd
15:45 "THIS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"
Random Guy
Christ missile
"Just who the hell do you think I am!?!?!"
The infinity spiral drill
Guys.
The drill that will pierce the heavens.
Go get it.
3:42
Literally wraps the car around the light pole
slight scratch to the car i'd say
It’s like I’m playing horseshoes and got a ringer
i want to get off mr joel's crazy bus
Yeehaw Cowboy no
The ride never ends
You chose to get on the crazy bus, now you may never leave it
Fuck that I'm staying on! I've lost 3 pounds from laughing.
I want to get off dr breens wild ride
I'm not proud of the noises I made watching this.
*sniffs* Or that smell either!
@@SquishyZoran
Umm...
You make it sound like you're the only one that did it.
7:49 I love how the camera struggles to keep up with the flaming 200 MPH bus wreck smashing into the side of the canyon.
Crazy bus!
Crazy bus!
I love that too
7:33 "There's no such word as busalooey!"
There is now
Some random guy: What happens when MarioKart characters fall off of Rainbow Road?
Me: I have the most relevant answer: 14:20
I feel sad, and happy now that I've watched this.
Sad because some good friends showed me Joel and now I won't see them most probably for a very long time
Happy because I'm glad I spent time with them watching Joel slam grandma's car into a bus stop
Thanks for sharing this, mr. deadass
5:50 : The crazybus music fucking sent me. I couldn’t stop wheezing
*Something happens*
Joel: *_Oh God_*
Ohjesus
Nejjjjj
16:58 You think that's a good Woody Woodpecker laugh, you should hear this guy at my work. It's exactly like the actual laugh from the cartoon. It's so good, it scares me sometimes
Imagine hearing it in your house.
Imagije hearing your parakeet make the noise
It's been over a year and the visual of a car flying away to "ADADDA BIMF COTTON EYE JOE" is still magical
2:44 that got a little too real
16:48 That car looks like it was flattened so much that it actually lost a dimension
They cut off one of my dimensions
11:39
when your at a concert and then your jam comes up.
10 months ago I found out I have epilepsy but couldn't remember after I seized what caused it. I now remember that it was this video. Thanks for almost killing me Joel.
Are you okay?
Medical wise
Nice
Cool
Ooooof
I pissed myself laughing at 16:51
GRANDMA NO
I WAS JUST KIDDING OH JESUS-
Play 0.25x
@@user-cz9ss4yq4x *YOU WATCH GRANDMA FLATTEN LIKE A CAN*
The bus got yeeted
the venga bus is comin
and everybody's jumpin
new york through san francisco
an interstate free disco
the wheels are still a’turning
and traffic lights are burning
so if you like to party
come on and move your body
BACHUR shoutouts to simpleflips
The NCR is comin'
And the Legion is pumpin'
I-15 and New Vegas
I really wish we had a bus 😔
2:32-2:38
"We're going to DIDNEY WORLD.
We're gonna see MICKEY MOOSE and DONAL DOOK."
That's not Donald!
*_A_*
*joel laughing*
Kid: Stop, dad!
Dad: Listen, you've been complaining all day about *Didney World,* but I'll show you what *Didney World* is! THIS IS WHAT FUN IS!!!
*car crashes*
Joel: *Laughs*
Kid: Dad I have no arms!
actually just joel laughing at tragic car accidents
*It's not an accident if Joel was behind it.*
I had to re-watch the "just kidding" scene in slow motion.
10:30 when an unstoppable Force meets an unmovable Force
Unmovable object
NOTHING STOPS THE SUPER BUS!!
Very well put together! I especially liked the BoC song at the end, fits quite well.
Which song of theirs is it?
ruclips.net/video/A2zKARkpDW4/видео.html
Thanks for the nice song
Joel is just hands down my favorite youtuber...
*twitch streamer
@@SPIREDOCKLATERRA yeah true. I only really see his highlights and unedited streams stuff on youtube though... Goddamn timezones.
16:53 lol german🤣
The sign says "Welcome to the ETK Driving Safety Center" ...
I do not think that's right🤣
What do you mean? Joel is showing perfect driving safety!
The game devs are actually German in this case
“I’m fine.”
Game: *CLEARLY NOT*
12:55 At this point, I once saw a comment on the stream’s RUclips upload that said “Joel on his way to arrest God”. That is the best thing I’ve ever heard
Joel is hitting up the 2000s music here
Car: _does literally anything_
Joel: *_WHEEZE_*
Oh man, Joel really Vargs my Skellethor.
Imagine your the developer of this game looking at streams of your game, and they find joel at 11:38
I'd be proud tbh
I would be ecstatic
God i havent seen this video i two or three years. It apears on my recomended a then i go to read the channel and i go "Wait Shoebill?? The mashcore guy?????"
lulul
The Magic School bus "magically" compresses it's self to the size of an atom
Hearing bus driver Joel simply say "Pray." as he drives full speed into a dubious gap was way more hilarious than it ought to be
16:51 please let this be a normal field trip
@Ok this is epic no way
With the Varg?
No way!
@@joshuakorynta3385 awwwwwww
*CRUISING DOWN ON MAIN STREET*
*bus explodes with kids coming out in flames screaming.* -friz is just dead-
3:18 this entire bit encapsulates the kind of people I deal with while driving
"holy shit we're gonna fucking die like nobody has died before"
11:41 oh my god what have you created
Cotton eye joe
The cotten eyed Joe bits killed me. 12:44 did the most. The music was perfect timing and just how it looks-
Joel: oh lord.
Music: crazy.
Joel: oh god.
Music: bus.
Joel: oh jesus.
Music: crazy.
13:18 my cat when I throw him hard as I can
i also launch my cat into the fucking stratosphere
ROFLMAO
MEEEEow
I actually threw my cat into the ocean, which set the santa maria off course, and they discovered America
Dayyyyyyumn!
16:36 he says grandmaw but uses grandpaw voice
Voice crack
*SHIZZZZZA!!!*
Oh, I was just kidding!
I was just kidding
*_OH JESUS_*
15:55 HOLY SHIT THAT FREEZEFRAME
5:51 björk driving a bus
Goddamit im crying
16:43 joel commits a hate crime
16:48 Why is his grandma voice so deep?! XD
its meant to be old age
He needs to play this again now that there's traffic. It's literally the best thing ever to make the AI a little crazy then beat the shit outta their cars
*goes from 105mph to 0 in less than a second*
Joel: “THEORETICALLY...”
4:22 I don’t know why but that steering wheel made me laugh
2:08 - Grandma Is Fucking Dead
16:49 - Grandma Is Fuckind Dead 2: Funeral Boogaloo
when "let the bodies hit the floor" came on and the cinematic camera had an aneurysm i cried multiple tears and contorted
12:09 Now entering ecological dead zone.
RiDiNg On ThE cRaZy BuS
Strawberry Mewlk Crazy bus come with us
MEGAMANSPIG as we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride!
@@aviteuro1820
*_It'S a CrAzY BuS NoT A-_*
In this video, Joel recreates the moments the maker of the Gizmodo crashed his car.
I don't know if it was because i was tired as hell or not but i cried laughing this entire video and everyone around me was concerned.
Ah yes, Dibney World with Mikey Muus and Donld Dükk. What a lovely theme park.
The total of car accidents in real life has increased during this stream
Are we just not gonna talk about the pink cop car’s distorted alarm? It’s little funny noises that get me to laugh.
"I'll be fine " and the engine is your co-pilot.
This is the best BeamNG video I have ever had the fortune of watching
9:51 stop talking about my girlfriend
Naaaah
joel should definitely revisit this
5:35 if your bus driver says "let's do it" I'd get off the bus straight away.
ive listened to you for a few months now on spotify
2:08 I thought it was a ramp over a really big hole
F*ck Depth Perception.
Me too
16:49 "Oh i was just kidding! i was kidding JESUS" *RIP grandma 0- 2018*
it goes without saying that I have NEVER seen beamng played like this
really? i got the idea that this is how the game is played from watching joels stream lmao
Daytona! Do do do do do do dwee duh!
Do do do do do do dwee doh!
Joel is not even drunk but does some drunk shit anyways
I miss streams like this. Now it's nothing but Signal Simulator.
11:41 I was pissing and shitting and laughing my lungs up
Where'd he come from? Where'd he go? Where'd come from...
*COTTON EYED JOEL*
*car ascends to the heavens*
3:34 “We’re gonna fuckin’ die like nobody’s died before.”
Clearly Joel has never heard of Paul Walker.
The only man who literaly dies out of laughter because of car crashing
3:00
Joel: I'm fine.
Me: No you're *NOT!*
Swedish man laughs at deadly car crashes for 20 minutes straight.
1:30 - Top 10 Famous Last Words...
That fucking intro brought me back to trying to figure out wtf to do in the wii virtual console version god damn that was beautiful
16:44 I can’t stop laughing, just hearing him in that voice go, “oh Jesus!” And then the car just becoming a square of metal, then hearing Woody the Woodpecker made me crack up for a half hour
Woody Woodpecker broke me
This is seriously one of my favorite RUclips videos
❤❤ thank you
the little cry of pain from the car at 4:18
The Christmas Tree always makes me bust out laughing