Juzxie, we really appreciate all the work you put into your reports, as they help us in understanding what is going on in the war. One suggestion I might make, the occupation figures only make sense if we have a comparison to previous figures. I know you told us, but frankly,my husband and I are elderly and often have trouble keeping up hearing your quick speech, so printed figures help. That being said, your large use of maps, videos, and photos really make you our best commenter. And we especially like the "funnies" and the Flippy graphics when planes go down. P.S. Rick loves the zombies.
Hi Julia-you can slow down the presentation talk speed by left clicking into settings option and choosing 0.75 or 0.50 from the playback speed options there.. many use this to speed up slow presenters too but agree Juzzie doesn't hang around verbally-hope this helps.🤠😎
In the 1930s, one Adolf Shickelgruber had a close relationship with an architect: Albert Speer - he also built grandiose dictator-chic buildings. Speer was later promoted to head up arms production and, using slave labour, managed to boost production quite markedly. Perhaps fascist dictators see something in architects that the rest of us miss...? Or perhaps history is actually repeating itself!
Thank you for the updates! American news no longer seems to have time for coverage of Putin's Vanity War of Genocide and War Crimes, so your coverage is appreciated! (And the humor is also appreciated!)
@@DARKSTAR-mn8ee Odd comment considering the AFU liberated as much of their country in just a few months last year as the 0rcroac hes have infested in two years of nonstop meatwave assaults. Not to mention the liberation and denAZZ1fication of 60% of the territory that the 0rcSS only infested throyugh treachery. C ope and seethe, loserbot
💩 Pootin in the outro, omg... 😂😂😂 I think western nations should talk more officially about numbers like 0.1% territorial gains, since their summer offensive. We really gotta push these infos into the russian society, they might start calculating themselves 👀 As always, thanks for the update, Juzzie ❤❤❤
i noted that - the later you sighn the better the pay - Gamble on leaving it till , one day before it ends , and miss out, or sighn up now for guaranteed payment and death 🤔
Missed opportunity for that snail meme. "With a speed of 0.058 km/h a snail starting Feb 2022 in Donetsk has traveled already x % of the distance to Lyiv, and is estimated to reach Poland in November 2025". Something like that, not sure where I did see that.
Odd, 0rcbots have been claiming that they have infesed all of Chasiv Yar for several months now . . In fact they claimed it woulf fall wihin days of Bahkmut . .14 months ago!
@@666Mordy ITS the objective / subjective thing = The Tupolev Tu-160, nicknamed “White Swan” (Белый лебедь, Bely Lebed), is a supersonic, variable-sweep wing nuclear-capable heavy strategic bomber designed by the Tupolev Design Bureau in the Soviet Union. It is one of the fastest and largest bombers ever built. = The Avro Vulcan was a British-built long-range strategic bomber developed by Avro in the 1950s. It was the second of the Royal Air Force’s (RAF) “V bombers” and played a crucial role in the UK’s nuclear deterrent during the Cold War. BUT one is SEXY the other is not -but i would not wont to be, the poor bloody infantry /city / country - geting whacked by ether - i agree most USSR stuff looks crap - including all cars trucks and tanks - but USSR/Russia, fighter jets - give credit , if only for style
@@HNH421 As a veteran of the USAF, i know that I am biased, but I DO know style when I see it, and Russia almost NEVER has it. The White Swan is surely an exception, being right there with the B-1 or F-111. The Bear [Tu-95] is a monstrosity, filling the gap historically between the B-36 and earlier B-52's. Neither of these bombers [of which Russia has precious few] have seen much in the way of combat outside of Russian skies. The Sukhoi and Mig aircraft don't look bad, but then, they all look too similar for anyone who loves style to be impressed.
Civilised countries should allow their experinced pilots and ground crew to volunteer to help Ukraine defend freedom and democtacy. Why on erarth not? The soviet imperialists obliged their servicemen to participate in the war against freedom and democracy in Vietnam, and the chinese imperialists intervened directly in Korea, another imperialistic war.
If time in service for Ukraine would be credited to the service man/woman and combat pay rendered (by Ukraine) I imagine e fair number would take the opportunity.
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Currently, the vaunted Russian military is pushing through Ukraine gaining .01 percent of the country per week. At this rate, they will own from 18% of Ukraine now to about 19% of Ukraine in about 2 years. At around 1000 casualties per day, that gain will cost about 700000 dead and wounded over the approximate 600000 already dead/wounded, or 1.3 million total. If they continue, Russia can own 20% of Ukraine in about 4 years with 2 million casualties since 2022. Germany took over most of Ukraine in about 6 months. So much for the mighty Russian army. Does anyone see this as a good return on investment?
Within those 4 years Ukraine will have received 80-100 F16s and hopefully loads of other stuff and at the current rate USSR, I mean russia will have no anti air systems left....
If you suffer from erectile dysfunction dont use those costly tablets you see on the ads just get your partner to whisper "F16 " in your ear 10 mins before takeoff and for the finish tell them to drop in "A 10 thunderbolt II " for the big finale
@@johncromwell2529 It will be so quite with him gone ,even though I am blocked from commenting on JP's show .I am a Trumper that has never missed a single cast since the beginning of the war. I am a member and even bought him coffee . He put all Trumpers off the comments. Just as all dems do with censor powers .
You guys do a great job on reporting the news on Pootins invasion of Ukraine, always entertaining and funny. Todays news is on top of my favourites list and thats long
finally there seems to be awareness that the land occupied - matters. I still cannot figure out why - if putin wants to fight in the north - why Ukraine does not do a break out in the south. Don't fight putin's preference - make an Ukraine Preference and pursue that one. Scorched Earth. Always Scorched Earth. The most radical beast in the field should alway be Ukrainian.
The Russians who signed up earlier for less money may grumble about the pay inequity, but on the other hand if their CO has to select guys for meat waves, the CO can save the government more by using the new guys. So you are a bit safer if you signed up before.
Yes. Railroad control systems. This is what I've been talking about.. since 100% of Russias military moves on railroad... IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO DESTROY THEM.
Sycophants are a dime a dozen. It requires no effort by an autocrat to surround himself with loyalists. To interview people and to determine the most qualified for the job however is extremely difficult. Here is a hint for Putin: You want people who are not afraid to disagree constructively, because these people will prevent you from making mistakes. If then you treat them with respect, they will even be loyal to you.
As long as they keep informing Putin about their success he will continue to live in an alternative reality meanwhile his losses are stacking up big time I hope the day soon approaches when he wakes up to find that he has no army to speak about
@@MB-xe8bb There is zero chance he will take my advice or advice from anybody. This is exactly the problem I am talking about. Autocrats are as they are exactly because they are sociopathic narcissists who are only comfortable when surrounded by yes-men.
As I put it in one verse of "Take It Back", my parody of "Paint It Black": _Hand-picked advisors are so loyal, but all hacks._ _Outsiders seldom dare to hit me with the facts._ _Treasury blown away like coke from a hooker's back,_ _We're so invested, we continue the attack._
There’s 20+ armaments for the F16’s so I wonder how many different types Ukraine is going to get? Yaroslavl set a woman’s world record that had stood for 37 years!
It occurs to me that the daily 'Russian Losses' number is more like to contain more dead than wounded nowadays - since the Russians are throwing the wounded back into the fight . . . What I mean to say is that Russians are not going 'home' on their feet as much lately. Just a thought . . .
A handful of F16s are better than none but don't expect miracles when the US probably put a ton of limitations on its use. Danish prime minister long time ago stated Ukraine could use those donated F16s as they wanted but today we could read a Danish military guy stating they could only be used inside ukraine. While that is good for a start it is not good enough and again USA ties ukraines hands behind their back. USA wants Ukraine not to loose, but it is not the same as winning or getting peace anytime soon 😞
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Don't think that's going to happen 😂
Bonuses & actual retrieved pay depend on how much the commanders pocket for themselves!
1:00 - Still less than 20%. From "3 days to Kiev" to "Almost 3 years of SMO and still not 20%"
Slava Ukraine. Thanks Jussie 😊
Juzxie, we really appreciate all the work you put into your reports, as they help us in understanding what is going on in the war.
One suggestion I might make, the occupation figures only make sense if we have a comparison to previous figures. I know you told us, but frankly,my husband and I are elderly and often have trouble keeping up hearing your quick speech, so printed figures help.
That being said, your large use of maps, videos, and photos really make you our best commenter. And we especially like the "funnies" and the Flippy graphics when planes go down.
P.S. Rick loves the zombies.
Hi Julia-you can slow down the presentation talk speed by left clicking into settings option and choosing 0.75 or 0.50 from the playback speed options there..
many use this to speed up slow presenters too but agree Juzzie doesn't hang around verbally-hope this helps.🤠😎
@@reflective5001 thanks so much for the help. We will definitely try this with Juzxie and also some of those slow presenters. 🤠
I swear, every time there is a photo of an ukrainian woman, it is always a beauty.
GO UKRAINE GO and liberate ALL your land and people!
Slava Ukraini!!!
In the 1930s, one Adolf Shickelgruber had a close relationship with an architect: Albert Speer - he also built grandiose dictator-chic buildings. Speer was later promoted to head up arms production and, using slave labour, managed to boost production quite markedly. Perhaps fascist dictators see something in architects that the rest of us miss...? Or perhaps history is actually repeating itself!
Thank you Juzzie. Best reporting available on the situation on the ground in Ukraine on the internet. Kudos.
Thank you, Juzzie!
Thank you, Juzzie! 💙💛
Juzzie Time 🎉
Juzzie Great show
Good morning my fellow Juzzites! 🔷⚓🟨
At last they have arrived and put into charge.Believe they will be productive defending . Juzzy your Reports are promising. 😊
Thank you for the updates! American news no longer seems to have time for coverage of Putin's Vanity War of Genocide and War Crimes, so your coverage is appreciated! (And the humor is also appreciated!)
No problem paying people 210000/month when you know they only gonna live for 10 days max.
All money is paid only after demobilisation, and as we have seen, the 0rcserfSS are simply not demobilised!
The ukrainia advance....
Backwards.
@@DARKSTAR-mn8ee rofl
@@DARKSTAR-mn8ee Odd comment considering the AFU liberated as much of their country in just a few months last year as the 0rcroac hes have infested in two years of nonstop meatwave assaults.
Not to mention the liberation and denAZZ1fication of 60% of the territory that the 0rcSS only infested throyugh treachery.
C ope and seethe, loserbot
And probably not get paid
Thank you Bro ❤
You too Bud ❤️
It is a delectable feast watching your reporting. Thanks Juzzie!
liked and subscribed, loving the work Juzzie!!!!!!!
Thanks!
Courage et persévérance,
Les envahisseurs finissent toujours par perdre.
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Slava Ukraine.
Appreciate you sharing these updates! Slava Ukraine!
💩 Pootin in the outro, omg... 😂😂😂
I think western nations should talk more officially about numbers like 0.1% territorial gains, since their summer offensive.
We really gotta push these infos into the russian society, they might start calculating themselves 👀
As always, thanks for the update, Juzzie ❤❤❤
Right on
These differences in payments to russian soldiers is an excellent possibility to sow distrust and envy amongst the russian troops and their families.
Exactly The earlier signed up soldiers and their families will be extremely greedy and jealous towards "highly payed" new signees.
i noted that - the later you sighn the better the pay - Gamble on leaving it till , one day before it ends , and miss out, or sighn up now for guaranteed payment and death 🤔
It is grass burning season no we do mean 420 we do mean grass!
good stuff🤠
You site is great - love your opening memes!
Thanks,Juzzie.
Great Juzzie.
Thanks Juzzie. 💙💙💙🇺🇦🇺🇦
great to know that the high-jumper won the gold. I was watching for that.
Juzzie is Top 🤘🙏💪👍
Missed opportunity for that snail meme. "With a speed of 0.058 km/h a snail starting Feb 2022 in Donetsk has traveled already x % of the distance to Lyiv, and is estimated to reach Poland in November 2025". Something like that, not sure where I did see that.
Classic vid
Information and morale boost
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Odd, 0rcbots have been claiming that they have infesed all of Chasiv Yar for several months now . . In fact they claimed it woulf fall wihin days of Bahkmut . .14 months ago!
Ever the optimists the vatniks... i'd rather call them deluded.
The Russian signing bonus is a body bag.
Awesome update Juzzie. See you on the next one. Slava Ukraini❤
Phela Ukraine nako e telele🍀❤👍
Juzzie time 🍾 ✨️ 💖
I forgot how sexy these jets are fully loaded
Not if you’re on the receiving end.
…almost as sexy as they look after they’ve dumped them on Putin’s finest prisoners.
@@666Mordy ITS the objective / subjective thing
= The Tupolev Tu-160, nicknamed “White Swan” (Белый лебедь, Bely Lebed), is a supersonic, variable-sweep wing nuclear-capable heavy strategic bomber designed by the Tupolev Design Bureau in the Soviet Union. It is one of the fastest and largest bombers ever built.
= The Avro Vulcan was a British-built long-range strategic bomber developed by Avro in the 1950s. It was the second of the Royal Air Force’s (RAF) “V bombers” and played a crucial role in the UK’s nuclear deterrent during the Cold War.
BUT one is SEXY the other is not
-but i would not wont to be, the poor bloody infantry /city / country - geting whacked by ether - i agree most USSR stuff looks crap - including all cars trucks and tanks - but USSR/Russia, fighter jets - give credit , if only for style
@@HNH421 As a veteran of the USAF, i know that I am biased, but I DO know style when I see it, and Russia almost NEVER has it. The White Swan is surely an exception, being right there with the B-1 or F-111. The Bear [Tu-95] is a monstrosity, filling the gap historically between the B-36 and earlier B-52's. Neither of these bombers [of which Russia has precious few] have seen much in the way of combat outside of Russian skies.
The Sukhoi and Mig aircraft don't look bad, but then, they all look too similar for anyone who loves style to be impressed.
Not as sexy as Poopoo Man's thighs 😂😂
Not to mention they are Pratt&Whitney F100 engines
Russian soldiers running around on kick scooters like they’re trying out for the X-Games.
Great video again thanks
Have you noticed how Russia is losing slightly more men every day/month as are replaced each month through recruitment?
Cool
Consuming meat...
Kannibalism!
Yes :)
Thank you.
I love how the f-16s are all in their nightmares! I love the Captain poopinPutin at the end! It gave me a good laugh, thank you.😅
yeah, funny to see the fear of a 50yrs old tech with 30yrs old updates ...
Getting desperate, you are!
Civilised countries should allow their experinced pilots and ground crew to volunteer to help Ukraine defend freedom and democtacy. Why on erarth not? The soviet imperialists obliged their servicemen to participate in the war against freedom and democracy in Vietnam, and the chinese imperialists intervened directly in Korea, another imperialistic war.
If time in service for Ukraine would be credited to the service man/woman and combat pay rendered (by Ukraine) I imagine e fair number would take the opportunity.
"Smoke gets in your eyes..."
Cheers!
Good work on thd artillery :)
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Currently, the vaunted Russian military is pushing through Ukraine gaining .01 percent of the country per week. At this rate, they will own from 18% of Ukraine now to about 19% of Ukraine in about 2 years. At around 1000 casualties per day, that gain will cost about 700000 dead and wounded over the approximate 600000 already dead/wounded, or 1.3 million total. If they continue, Russia can own 20% of Ukraine in about 4 years with 2 million casualties since 2022. Germany took over most of Ukraine in about 6 months. So much for the mighty Russian army. Does anyone see this as a good return on investment?
Within those 4 years Ukraine will have received 80-100 F16s and hopefully loads of other stuff and at the current rate USSR, I mean russia will have no anti air systems left....
Glory to Ukraine!
3rd Yippee Linda xx 😊
I guess not 5th so not bad at all xx
If you suffer from erectile dysfunction dont use those costly tablets you see on the ads just get your partner to whisper "F16 " in your ear 10 mins before takeoff and for the finish tell them to drop in "A 10 thunderbolt II " for the big finale
A week to day 900 of a 3 day smo.😂
JP is gone foe 2 weeks , we will miss him . Please continue to keep us well informed .
Love the Legend!
@@johncromwell2529 It will be so quite with him gone ,even though I am blocked from commenting on JP's show .I am a Trumper that has never missed a single cast since the beginning of the war. I am a member and even bought him coffee . He put all Trumpers off the comments. Just as all dems do with censor powers .
@@johncromwell2529 JP needs a fact checker ! Yet , he is one of the most informative like Juzzie and Paul .
Sorry for being ignorant but who is JP xx
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You guys do a great job on reporting the news on Pootins invasion of Ukraine, always entertaining and funny. Todays news is on top of my favourites list and thats long
Wish I had the expertise to change Solovyovs CCCP shirt to CRAP!
That old grass fire at the lubricants factory chestnut😂
Gadfly here 😥. 893 DAYS🤯
finally there seems to be awareness that the land occupied - matters. I still cannot figure out why - if putin wants to fight in the north - why Ukraine does not do a break out in the south. Don't fight putin's preference - make an Ukraine Preference and pursue that one. Scorched Earth. Always Scorched Earth. The most radical beast in the field should alway be Ukrainian.
1415.
England wins archery on the Agincourt Olympic Games 😁
But england lost the 100 Years War so big deal.
New contract troops-watch your back as well as your front as you enter the meat 'package'
Ty
The Russians who signed up earlier for less money may grumble about the pay inequity, but on the other hand if their CO has to select guys for meat waves, the CO can save the government more by using the new guys. So you are a bit safer if you signed up before.
The Russian soldiers are paying through the nose for their own equipment...from their own quartermasters....kleptocracy in the military at the low end
At 9:15, has the palace architect been popping the wrong kind of hormones, or is he in transition?😂
Thx
Yes. Railroad control systems. This is what I've been talking about.. since 100% of Russias military moves on railroad... IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO DESTROY THEM.
Grass fires don't produce black smoke
Please put a fuller and more readable legend on your daily chart, great videos keep it up!
Sycophants are a dime a dozen. It requires no effort by an autocrat to surround himself with loyalists. To interview people and to determine the most qualified for the job however is extremely difficult. Here is a hint for Putin: You want people who are not afraid to disagree constructively, because these people will prevent you from making mistakes. If then you treat them with respect, they will even be loyal to you.
As long as they keep informing Putin about their success he will continue to live in an alternative reality meanwhile his losses are stacking up big time I hope the day soon approaches when he wakes up to find that he has no army to speak about
Don't give him advice.
@@MB-xe8bb
There is zero chance he will take my advice or advice from anybody. This is exactly the problem I am talking about. Autocrats are as they are exactly because they are sociopathic narcissists who are only comfortable when surrounded by yes-men.
As I put it in one verse of "Take It Back", my parody of "Paint It Black":
_Hand-picked advisors are so loyal, but all hacks._
_Outsiders seldom dare to hit me with the facts._
_Treasury blown away like coke from a hooker's back,_
_We're so invested, we continue the attack._
14:38 - Great pic of Pootin !!!
At least they are using bikes, not donkeys.
Yes, think about, those poor donkeys...
If they'd found a donkey, they'd have eaten it!
There’s 20+ armaments for the F16’s so I wonder how many different types Ukraine is going to get? Yaroslavl set a woman’s world record that had stood for 37 years!
Thank you. Slava Ukraina 🇺🇦
584,089 😵🇷🇺 Soldier’s⚰️🪦👍🇺🇦 !
I get the feeling that urban Russians more or less laugh at the predicament of their own soldiers. The socio-ethnic-economic divisions are strong.
Perfect pootin meme.
💩 😃
This Russian transportation reminds me of the cold war wher it was exactly like this in countries under the Warschauer Pact
i hear the two on the ground were decommissioned given for spears and decoys 🤫
but a city wide fly by /how cool is that/ 🤩 hint = IT IS COOL AF 💛💙
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What makes them want to fight.
Russian smoke signals: Black: diesel, white: ammo dump, pink: APC
Hahahahaha love it!
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No way putler even has an Albert spear guy like Hitler did to build his giant crappy buildings for him. 😂 history repeats itself
Putin cosplays hard as hitler.
An architect running a bank.😂
Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 🇸🇪
💙💛💪👍
you should make a #2 on your submarine. showing it was hit
twice
Haha, I was thinking about incorporating that somehow :)
I truly believed the Falcons would never arrive.
What's the name of that "superhero" in the end?
Blyatman 😂
pretty soon the russians will be using rollerskates instead of scooters in their attacks ha.ha.
It occurs to me that the daily 'Russian Losses' number is more like to contain more dead than wounded nowadays - since the Russians are throwing the wounded back into the fight . . .
What I mean to say is that Russians are not going 'home' on their feet as much lately.
Just a thought . . .
The number cited by the AFU is for 0rcSS liquidated only, it does not include maimed.
ruZZia is saving on future disability pensions by making sure that the disabled don't make it back home.
That last cartoon! 😂
Have no idea how RF stays in the fight with 60% of all their ground warfare equipment has been destroyed
Meatwaves work better without tanks anyway.
A handful of F16s are better than none but don't expect miracles when the US probably put a ton of limitations on its use. Danish prime minister long time ago stated Ukraine could use those donated F16s as they wanted but today we could read a Danish military guy stating they could only be used inside ukraine. While that is good for a start it is not good enough and again USA ties ukraines hands behind their back. USA wants Ukraine not to loose, but it is not the same as winning or getting peace anytime soon 😞
where to turn to if you got ideas on how to help ukrainian soldiers on the field?
Liked the big pile of pooptin!