Hey. Sometimes you just gotta get a little wild. Just want to shout out my patrons for making this video possible, my last two vids had there revenue claimed (not as bad as demonetization cause they still show up in peoples feeds), which mean I make zero dollars from them, which stings considering combined they have over a million views. If it weren’t for my partons, stuff like that would be pretty crippling for me financially, but thanks to them im fine, and can continue doing big crazy projects that dont make much fiscal sense. If you’d like to become one, you can do so here (also thank you I love you): www.patreon.com/Supereyepatchwolf And if not, hey, its cool, hope your having a good day and thanks for watching the video.
so i see this is why. I miss your vids, man I hope to get to your patreon once i learn how to work with it in our country. Hope youre doing well EyepatchWolf!
That's the story of MJ. A man drowning in his own egotism to the point where he only feels somewhat human after his whiskey fix. There was no escape from hubris once he went down that path and now we can all see it for what it is.
I'm punching out. Never cared about Space Jam... like everyone in high school saw it, I didn't bother after seeing the branding all over everything and "I Believe I Can Fly" played absolutely everywhere.
I might also recommend "Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden," the excellent fanmade video game sequel to Space Jam that came out around 10 years ago. Unironically a masterpiece.
Same man, it's like an unnecessally long arg deep dive video but my brain knows it's just a shitpost, but I the editing style makes it feel like it isn't
Michael Jordan, the true main villain of JoJolion, initiates infinite calamity, forcing Gappy to activate Soft And Wet Requiem, which creates infinite Space Jam sequels Michael has to star in until the end of time
you got me until the interview thing at around 15 minutes in. The shape of the man, the tone of the voice, and the hidden accent underneath all pointed back to none other than the man who made this video. Michael Jordan.
@@akaony I found it fishy that the "Warner Executive" was depicted like he was in the witness protection program. And then I realized that, though his voice was heavily distorted, he was speaking in Super Eyepatch Wolf's Irish accent. Then I was 100% sure it was a joke (even though his points about Space Jam 1 made sense)
@@Megaritzit doesn't feel exactly like a shitpost to me personally, more just a really good horror flick. but that and "the alternate universe pokemon iceberg" by midnight krick is so good. whatever genre these three videos are, i want more. i NEED more.
I love the idea that Michael Jordan's face at the end of Space Jam 1 is just him realizing the existential horror of being so good that nothing holds meaning.
I think that this is some of the highest quality shitpost I've ever seen. I refuse to think that someone could make a half-hour dissection about the intricacies of Space Jam and how it analyses our drive as humans while being serious. Edit: yeah, this is just the best shitpost video ever.
Hilarious, but ofc my geek brain couldn't help but go "But Warner Bros don't have the rights to the 60s Batman show, Fox (and by extension Disney) does."
i think it was legitimately genius when he broke it up with the agent smith.... then to never do that again. amazing punch line that happened six times
It's amazing how what is essentially a fake script meant to be a shitpost is still leagues better than what New Legacy wound up being. And I'm not even kidding, the big difference is that despite this being done for a laugh, it had real heart and passion behind it, which is why it's so entertaining.
@@Eddie_Sto In a roundabout way he did: while this video never directly says it, Michael is made out to be a narcissist whose success comes at the expense of his personal connections. That's an asshole by any other name. Sorry if I lowered the mood there :P
Eyepatch went crazy after that whole computer mess and is now posting April Fools videos a month later, his understanding of the passage of time shattered, forever trapped in an endless limbo
Something about releasing this so far from April fools day makes it work way better imo. Keeps you fucking listening, that’s for sure. WAIT WHATS HAPPENING NOW??
The existential scream didn't warn you? I knew where this was going, but I had no idea the amount of passion and effort that would go into it. o.o I'm still in awe.
When he got to the director is when my dumbass finally realized it was satire, but I was then thinking, "This joke is a little too played out at this point." However when the villains of the WB I was ready for this ride.
The first outright not true thing is that guy with the blank IMDB portfolio. Everything up to then is anywhere between truth and reasonable conjecture.
i avoided watching this video for a long time because i assumed it would be a serious discussion about how the movie was just a cash grab and how lifeless the industry has become because of being hungry for money and nothing else. criticisms i agree with, but a stressful topic nonetheless. ...how wrong i was.
@ Jose Membreno exept it really isn't all those things and is just 30-year old neckbeards getting upset that kids movies aren't the exact same and being blinded by nostalgia.
I remember forcing all of my friends to watch this video on the night of my 20th Birthday Party, and being the only one in hysterics, whilst everyone else watched on in disgust and confusion - it is one of my favourite memories :)
Witness as Eyepatch Wolf uses his sobering sincerity to shitpost slash fic with a mood that could only be rivaled by the Pope calling mass to set up a two hour long lead-in to a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" joke. Truly Eyepatch Wolf has reached the pinnacle of his career. We need to find him competition before he becomes a VTuber just feel something again.
NO BUT SERIOUSLY THAT WAS SO GOOD- like i wanna animate this SO bad if i had the 1. time 2. motivation and 3. skill because im fucking amature at best.. actually.. i could do this as my senior project.. hmm..
The entire setup is great, we get from Michael being an asshole hero to full-blown villain in a completely gradual manner. It shows how every great evil was once human and got where they are by holding a principle in higher regard than their own humanity. The connection with LeBron was amazing, too. You would fully expect Michael to actually just lose and go to Heaven with Bugs, content in knowing that there is someone to carry on his legacy of dominating the court. But no, it was never about the basketball. It was about POWER.
The complete sincerity in his voice while revealing that the people who working on the movie were all Michael Jordan in different costumes is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Great job on the video man!
Me: "Man he is really looking way too deep honestly. Eyepatch is really going off the deep end now ain't he?" Me seeing Michael Jordan with a beret and glasses Photoshopped on: "Wait a minute..."
This took me for a tricycle ride down a hallway of disbelief, just to have it suspended by twins who only wished for me to play. And play we did. Lol que the food wars clothes burst.
This video is proof that regardless of the topic whether it be anime, wrestling, or a fanfic of Space Jam, I’ll apparently dedicate 30 minutes of my life to simply hear this man talk.
And here I was innocently thinking his "strangely intimate relationship with Bugs Bunny" was a throwaway joke. Why does this actually have a good setup
my suspicions were raised when he began talking about space jam like it was some occult phenomenon and some torturous exploration of the human existence. my suspicions were confirmed when he made the director sound like a mysterious entity. my suspicions were validated when you could clearly hear wolf's strong irish accent during the "interview with the producer of space jam 1". gg, wolf, gg.
I love that Michael Jordan has unironically become what the Internet has turned Goku into: A battle-frenzied lunatic looking for any and all characters in fiction to defeat.
@@CPCasey The biggest difference is Goku just wants to have fun fighting stronger and stronger people. Michael Jordan wants to prove that he isn't at the peak, _he is the peak, and only he decides how tall that peak is._
I find 6:16 hilarious. Just this deep, meaningful part about the reality of Michael Jordan immediately turning into being about Space Jam and it took me too long to realize this was satire
Jokes aside, the part where Michael Jordan calls back to his early line about Bugs being "what keeps me human" was actually sick from a narrative standpoint. Having an early line come back with a brand new, totally different meaning is just the best shit ever. Some legit good storytelling going on in this video.
I’d been holding a laugh for a full 19 minutes straight but the moment that bugs bunny appeared at the side of Michael Jordan's bed I just fucking lost it. It's been several minutes now, the video keeps going and I just keep laughing again. My biggest thanks to everyone who contributed to making this video possible.
This was the moment I started laughing too, that was incredible. The fact that Bugs is just *there*, the concern and intimacy that implies he’s been there for many of these nightmares. Are they married? Secretly together because the world wouldn’t accept them? What does cartoon sex look like? So many questions, and yet all of the answers are amazing
I can’t believe this man not only tricked me into reading his Michael Jordan x Bugs Bunny Space Jam fic, but also made me enjoy it unironically all the way through
Years, even decades from now, there will eventually be a kid that watches this video and think it's all real as much as we thought Lavender Town syndrome was real
All joking aside the artist here Rebecca Reynolds/Brobexx is deeply talented. Her drawings are so good at giving the illusion of movement and speed and have such a great sense of drama.
How it starts: A discussion of Michael Jordan's career that makes him sound as if he's a shonen battle manga character. Always striving to be the best and pushing others to get on his level. How it ends: Neon Genesis Michael Jordan or Space Jam: Akira....Directed at least partially by Satoshi Kon.
...Michael Jordan was the Goku of the 90s NBA scene ...Guess the Bulls are the Z-Fighters??? UPDATE: who the fuck would the villains be exactly if we're equating Michael to Goku
No but the idea of a character losing their only connection to their humanity, the one thing holding them back? It's an incredibly compelling story. Like fuck man I love it.
This video is really haunting knowing that he make it from horror of hitting 1 million views and is now terrified that nothing changed and he lost everything and is chasing something which is infinite .... which mean faceless
when you first released this video, I was intrigued. then amused. then disturbed. and then bewildered. but now I am enamored, and cannot go a single day without watching it
@@MamaWheelz It has a stronger hold on me than any drug ever could. it defines my life in its entirety. this video is as omnipresent as the concept of existence. I am forever intertwined with Space Jam 2: Battle for Reality
Michael Jordan being every single person who worked on Space Jam and it's just his picture with photoshopped clothes over him was what broke me agdhsnfjsjfjajdds
There’s actually an updated revision to the Daffy betrayal scene after some notes: Bugs clings desperately to the cliff face, trying to escape the fiery doom that waits below. He sees Daffy approach the edge and cries out: Bugs: Daffy! Brother! Help me! Daffy regards him coldly for a moment before suddenly lunging forward and digging his fingers into Bugs’ hands, eliciting a cry of pain from the bunny. Daffy speaks slowly as a dawning look of horror spreads across Bugs’ face: Daffy: That’s. All. Folks. He then casts the helpless Bugs to his death as a dismayed “NOOOO” bursts from Jordan.
14 minutes in i finally got to the "found interview footage" and i just couldn't stop laughing. i was dead focused for 14 whole minutes but the voice modifier broke me. man, i love this guy's content
You are clearly one of those geniuses like the one's at the school for the gifted that Lisa Simpson went to before she realized that she preferred to be a big fish in a small pond and then went back to Springfield elementary.
I keep coming back to this video every so often b/c it's half interesting documentary on Michael Jordan, and half absolute batshit crazy storytelling that somehow just WORKS. Genuinely one of my favorite videos ever.
Now knowing that John has spent several months struggling with Dell, I can't help but wonder if Michael Jordan secretly got a job as a Dell repair man to get John's address. It would explain the "knocked at the door but no one answered."
Hey. Sometimes you just gotta get a little wild.
Just want to shout out my patrons for making this video possible, my last two vids had there revenue claimed (not as bad as demonetization cause they still show up in peoples feeds), which mean I make zero dollars from them, which stings considering combined they have over a million views.
If it weren’t for my partons, stuff like that would be pretty crippling for me financially, but thanks to them im fine, and can continue doing big crazy projects that dont make much fiscal sense.
If you’d like to become one, you can do so here (also thank you I love you):
www.patreon.com/Supereyepatchwolf
And if not, hey, its cool, hope your having a good day and thanks for watching the video.
so i see this is why. I miss your vids, man I hope to get to your patreon once i learn how to work with it in our country. Hope youre doing well EyepatchWolf!
Cringe
Jk
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Tomorrow’s my birthday, so I’ve accepted this video as my birthday present. Thank you for putting in the effort!
This video is my new favourite thing on RUclips. Thanks for another banger mate
Bruh, you actually had me believing that Space Jam was really a story of a man sacraficing his humanity for sensationalism and a drive for power.
Oh man, same here. I don't know if I feel cheated or if I admire Eyepatch even more. Maybe both.
I don't think part 1 of this video is ironic, but I could be wrong.
That's the story of MJ. A man drowning in his own egotism to the point where he only feels somewhat human after his whiskey fix. There was no escape from hubris once he went down that path and now we can all see it for what it is.
Sameee 😂😭
NO FRFR
I've never seen someone put so much effort into getting his fanfic read.
Perks of the job, my guy
🤦🏽♂️😂
Was the beginning real or was that fake too? I literally can’t freaking tell
@@chrissullivan6572 tru
@@wn950 real :)
dunno if I can trust this video. Feels like Michael Jordan pulling the strings, yet again somehow
He's too powerful, we need to put a stop to him and his plans.
Shit man James Lee, I see you've been on a Space Jam downward spiral after losing... well, you know.
"youre so sexy" - James lee to lola bunny falling on a pit
Holy shit one of my favorite artists watches another one of my favorite artists... I’m so happy to lmao
Sorry James, Not so much talking about Lola Bunny o this video.
The sad part is that this script is way better than the actual Space Jam sequel we got.
Agreed.
Feature length HBO Max commercial
There were multiple points in which I felt I should stop watching this video but I couldn't look away. I had to confront it. I can never go back.
You truly were the mightiest of Lyleberts for this one.
About 20:00 right?
@@shakacien I want to erase that scene from my head.
I'm punching out. Never cared about Space Jam... like everyone in high school saw it, I didn't bother after seeing the branding all over everything and "I Believe I Can Fly" played absolutely everywhere.
Fucking same!
Eyepatch Wolf was so disappointed by the trailer he shared his own Space Jam 2 fanfic disguised as a shitpost because he's too embarrassed to admit it
tbh i'd be fine if he did more fanfic videos like these, this was really good
it's perfection
He shouldn't be because his fanfic is infinitely better than the jank we got
This is the most elaborate shitpost I've ever seen and I fucking love it
I might also recommend "Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden," the excellent fanmade video game sequel to Space Jam that came out around 10 years ago. Unironically a masterpiece.
Same man, it's like an unnecessally long arg deep dive video but my brain knows it's just a shitpost, but I the editing style makes it feel like it isn't
Yo hentai boy, nice to see you doing some research.
Will there be a lola bunny review
So this is a shitpost right? I was a little confused at one point.
I just love how all the Monstars are just variations of the joker and then agent smith is just randomly in there
This feels like April fools video but it was posted in may.
Agreed 🤣
Was going to comment the same. About 1 month late exactly
Late, no doubt, but better late than never. Especially when it’s this masterful.
It's called Maypril Fool's
Yea, that seems about right
This is how Jojolion ends
I didn't know you're a jojo fan
Yare yare da
Michael Jordan, the true main villain of JoJolion, initiates infinite calamity, forcing Gappy to activate Soft And Wet Requiem, which creates infinite Space Jam sequels Michael has to star in until the end of time
love your vids
@@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd damn that gives the final scene of space an air of horror
Imagine being a long time friend of Eyepatch and one day he asks you to draw for him a yaoi fanfiction of Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny
I could never imagine undertaking such an honor
Just another day in the life
I'd do it.
Rough night
Hey i haven’t seen the video yet, but this is the top comment. Why?
you got me until the interview thing at around 15 minutes in. The shape of the man, the tone of the voice, and the hidden accent underneath all pointed back to none other than the man who made this video. Michael Jordan.
Maybe we're all Michael Jordan.
Maybe the real Michael Jordan was the friends we made along the way
This is probably the best example of “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie” I’ve ever seen.
It’s even better as the time where most people figured out it was a sh*tpost was exactly half way through the whole video 😂
I thought this was a serious video lmao
Heck I only got it at the sequel? part XD
@@akaony I found it fishy that the "Warner Executive" was depicted like he was in the witness protection program. And then I realized that, though his voice was heavily distorted, he was speaking in Super Eyepatch Wolf's Irish accent. Then I was 100% sure it was a joke (even though his points about Space Jam 1 made sense)
It 50% is :P He's entirely right about the themes and ideas of Space Jam from an analytical perspective.
@@TheSecondVersion i got it at the twitter part lmao, I died laughing
i thought so too. i lost my shit when he called that dunk "one of the most profound moments in movie history".
This is all true my uncle works on moron mountain
hi
You did a Space Jam too!!!!!!
Was he the “anonymous source” in the VHS?
Next video when?! I need this parasocial relationship
Had to double check this video wasn't from Jack Saint
We need a new category for top-tier elaborate shitpost documentaries
Atlanta season 4 has an episode just like that
@@yojcpie6199that goofy movie episode is awesome
mockumentaries
Hazel's video on creepypasta
@@Megaritzit doesn't feel exactly like a shitpost to me personally, more just a really good horror flick. but that and "the alternate universe pokemon iceberg" by midnight krick is so good. whatever genre these three videos are, i want more. i NEED more.
I love the idea that Michael Jordan's face at the end of Space Jam 1 is just him realizing the existential horror of being so good that nothing holds meaning.
"The only one who can beat me is me."
@@doggerlander That actually sounds like the coolest plot for a sequel tho lol
Saitama can relate
Imagine Luffy would be like that once he becomes the Pirate King xD
@@justaneditygangstar The job of a pirate is never done, because noone tells a pirate what not to do.
"You wanna know what's up, doc? How about... your fucking life."
That line is genuinely raw. 10/10 shitpost.
That's when I knew this video was fake, Howard would never say the F word.
A better line would have been, "You wanna know what's up doc? Well how about, what's DOWN? *kicks*
I would prefer “your time on this earth” because it took me a few tries to realize that by “your life is up” he meant “your life is over”
@@trollking6315 ammo
Honestly, Daffy turning heel is completely in character.
This feels like an April Fools joke that wasn't ready on time but honestly? The fact it released on a completely mundane day adds SO MUCH
I honestly checked at least twice that this wasn’t released on April Fool’s and I just missed it lol
I had to do a triple check too. This was an April fools too late, surely?
@@Grantly Nah I think SEW is just a goddamn visionary
I think that this is some of the highest quality shitpost I've ever seen. I refuse to think that someone could make a half-hour dissection about the intricacies of Space Jam and how it analyses our drive as humans while being serious.
Edit: yeah, this is just the best shitpost video ever.
@@stepsistertrap5992 Sounds like you haven't watched the video bud because that aint what this is.
Imagine letting a movie play for 400 years to then end on a sequel hook
Weirdest way to present us with your Michael Jordan x Bugs Bunny fanfic, but all power to you
Amigos a Amantes
Still better then Fifty Shades of Grey.
I really thought you were just making fun of john when I first started the video but wow what a turn
Siempre ha sido asi y lo amamos por eso
That slow realization this comment wasn't a joke...
My sides got fucking obliterated when he revealed that the Monstars were made up entirely of Joker
*AND Agent Smith
Daffy: "I'm the Joker, baby!"
A truly overpowered team
Hilarious, but ofc my geek brain couldn't help but go "But Warner Bros don't have the rights to the 60s Batman show, Fox (and by extension Disney) does."
i think it was legitimately genius when he broke it up with the agent smith.... then to never do that again. amazing punch line that happened six times
I cannot fathom that it took me 16 minutes to realize that this was satire. I sat here and agreed for 16 minutes. I feel ashamed.
Same, this says so much about the Internet😑
It took me 20
Oof you spoiled it for me.
Whats the problem its all accurate
@@jutton11 🙃
It's amazing how what is essentially a fake script meant to be a shitpost is still leagues better than what New Legacy wound up being. And I'm not even kidding, the big difference is that despite this being done for a laugh, it had real heart and passion behind it, which is why it's so entertaining.
This is the most meta shit i've ever experienced.
Dope channel brah. Love bonsai pop
Holy shit, it’s Bonsai Pop
Nice job on the JJK video
So meta that I hope it doesn't change the channel. This was fun but I don't want to question whether or not his content is satire.
@@dwightfry99 there’s been one or two other videos that straddle the line a bit if I remember correctly
your work is inspired.
You had me. You fucking had me until the reveal of the director. Dear god this is great.
Yep, my brain was just as slow.
I knew it was something. I thought he was gonna say Micheal Jordan is an asshole! 😂 plot twist
@@Eddie_Sto In a roundabout way he did: while this video never directly says it, Michael is made out to be a narcissist whose success comes at the expense of his personal connections. That's an asshole by any other name.
Sorry if I lowered the mood there :P
Same
@@reloadpsi no made out to be about it. That's just how it was.
Michael is gonna take this WHOLE video personally and use it as fuel to make better anime documentaries than Wolf.
Imagine Michael Jordan doing an analysis video on why Redo of Healer is a subversive masterpiece
The battle of the titans, that would change the anituber sphere rumble
Which will hopefully lead to them collaborating on something.
That's all he needed
I swear, if he starts to review Anime? Re:Zero should be on the list.
"Handsome guy talks at length about absolute nonsense" is by far the best youtube genre
Could you recommend some more of that for me?
@@sammysmith6437I'd say Wendigoons content often falls into that category
Contender for sexist accent on RUclips?
Eyepatch went crazy after that whole computer mess and is now posting April Fools videos a month later, his understanding of the passage of time shattered, forever trapped in an endless limbo
We need Angel Bugs to save the day.
Something about releasing this so far from April fools day makes it work way better imo. Keeps you fucking listening, that’s for sure. WAIT WHATS HAPPENING NOW??
i love how you captured his cadence with this post
The ultimate "You had us in the first half, not gonna lie".
The existential scream didn't warn you?
I knew where this was going, but I had no idea the amount of passion and effort that would go into it. o.o
I'm still in awe.
When he got to the director is when my dumbass finally realized it was satire, but I was then thinking, "This joke is a little too played out at this point." However when the villains of the WB I was ready for this ride.
I guess, I was late...
I realized it was a joke, when bugs appeared next him in his bed...
@@juststatedtheobvious9633 i mean the existencial scream is not that different from what he usually covers
The first outright not true thing is that guy with the blank IMDB portfolio. Everything up to then is anywhere between truth and reasonable conjecture.
16 minutes of creepypasta followed by 16 minutes of fanfiction. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
This is unironically a more compelling and entertaining story than space jam 2. Not difficult to achieve. But geniously executed
i avoided watching this video for a long time because i assumed it would be a serious discussion about how the movie was just a cash grab and how lifeless the industry has become because of being hungry for money and nothing else. criticisms i agree with, but a stressful topic nonetheless.
...how wrong i was.
What a great way to be wrong about something
@@magacofi the best way, even!
same
@@gio_roll4 so there are others...
@ Jose Membreno exept it really isn't all those things and is just 30-year old neckbeards getting upset that kids movies aren't the exact same and being blinded by nostalgia.
This feels like a moment where we need McDonald's Michael Jordan.
"Stop it. Get some help."
Holy shit, this comment section is such a massive crossover
Of all places to see NicoB... Ok, let's be real, I probably should have expected to see him here.
Oh hi Nico!
The “real” Space Jam 2 and COV crossover when? lol
NICO!!! You're awesome!
NICO!!!!!!!!!!
I think this is the final form of eyepatch wolf. Using his captivating and dramatic speech style to make half-hour shitposts and fanfics
And I'm here for it hahahahahha
I remember forcing all of my friends to watch this video on the night of my 20th Birthday Party, and being the only one in hysterics, whilst everyone else watched on in disgust and confusion - it is one of my favourite memories :)
Witness as Eyepatch Wolf uses his sobering sincerity to shitpost slash fic with a mood that could only be rivaled by the Pope calling mass to set up a two hour long lead-in to a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" joke.
Truly Eyepatch Wolf has reached the pinnacle of his career.
We need to find him competition before he becomes a VTuber just feel something again.
okay, but the part where he destroys bugs and throws away his humanity was a little chilling and badass
had me on the edge of my seat literally
I REJECT MY HUMANITY, BUGS!
@@wertyppl JORDANNNNNN!!!
NO BUT SERIOUSLY THAT WAS SO GOOD- like i wanna animate this SO bad if i had the 1. time 2. motivation and 3. skill because im fucking amature at best.. actually.. i could do this as my senior project.. hmm..
The entire setup is great, we get from Michael being an asshole hero to full-blown villain in a completely gradual manner. It shows how every great evil was once human and got where they are by holding a principle in higher regard than their own humanity. The connection with LeBron was amazing, too. You would fully expect Michael to actually just lose and go to Heaven with Bugs, content in knowing that there is someone to carry on his legacy of dominating the court. But no, it was never about the basketball. It was about POWER.
The complete sincerity in his voice while revealing that the people who working on the movie were all Michael Jordan in different costumes is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Great job on the video man!
I have never watched space jam, but please can someone hire this man to be somesort of alternate space jam director
Me: "Man he is really looking way too deep honestly. Eyepatch is really going off the deep end now ain't he?"
Me seeing Michael Jordan with a beret and glasses Photoshopped on: "Wait a minute..."
THE ACTUAL EFFING SAME FOR ME
Well, I wonder if this video script was written by Michael Jordan as well
Wait*
This literally makes Micheal sound like some tragic anime villain
He is tho
But he is
play shut up and jam gaiden, then youll know the truth lol
@@herohamza1196?
@@sheepgoat3843 ?
I can't believe he used the Space Jam 2 discourse to put out his gay warner bros fanfiction, the absolute mad lad.
I love the fact that this could've passed as a CreepyPasta and that's what makes it even better
Dude, when it got to the part where it said and Jordon screams....my TV shut off. Scared the crap out of me 😂
“You can’t just turn Space Jam into a shonen battle manga”
SuperEyepatchWolf: “that’s where you’re wrong kiddo.”
Kuroko No Basket: Am I a joke to you?
Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden: "Bruh, you're a tad late"
He never read Tails Gets Trolled
@@friendlyhobo6483 You mean Basketball Z?
more like a shonen _ai_ battle manga
Cell from DBZ wishes he was as Perfect as this video.
Oh, hey Jax
This took me for a tricycle ride down a hallway of disbelief, just to have it suspended by twins who only wished for me to play. And play we did. Lol que the food wars clothes burst.
What's good Jax! Just watched your ninja turtles video. Great video.
Jordan pretty much accomplished what Cell failed to do himself lol
Of course Jax would be here lmao
This video is proof that regardless of the topic whether it be anime, wrestling, or a fanfic of Space Jam, I’ll apparently dedicate 30 minutes of my life to simply hear this man talk.
Preach
He has a podcast channel called "let's fight a boss"
The casual Bugs Bunny sleeping with Michael Jordan reveal just BROKE ME.
you did NOT have to word it like that 😭
When you write gay fanfic but aren't confident enough to share it, so you come up with a 30 minute shitpost to conceal it
Wait what-
Oh damn he's right
Waaauhahahhaahhaahaaa
Gay fury fanfic*
@@johnbob5137gay wrath
And here I was innocently thinking his "strangely intimate relationship with Bugs Bunny" was a throwaway joke. Why does this actually have a good setup
I love how Goku was the straw that broke the animator's back
FINALLY someone isnt afraid to dig for the truth. a human who is here to expose what needs to be revealed. Thank you
my suspicions were raised when he began talking about space jam like it was some occult phenomenon and some torturous exploration of the human existence.
my suspicions were confirmed when he made the director sound like a mysterious entity.
my suspicions were validated when you could clearly hear wolf's strong irish accent during the "interview with the producer of space jam 1".
gg, wolf, gg.
This video is canon.
Salut l'ermite
Space jam gaiden
Oh l'ermiiiiite
Ce crossover improbable entre les youtubers, merci l'ermite!
Je vois que les fous se rencontrent...
this is the best "but can he beat goku" argument i have ever seen in my life
More like... BUT HE BEAT DRIP GOKU?
@@herohamza1196 Superman vs Drip Goku is a win for Drip Goku ngl
@@herohamza1196 this seems like a fanfic
I SAW THIS COMMENT THINKING IT WAS A JOKE WHEN I GOT THE THE WEIRD STUFF, WHAT THE FUCK
@@BBirby sir this is the internet
It's adorable how much Eyepatch can't disguise his voice and how clear it is that he is the Warner Executive. 😂
Great video mate!
I really wanna see all the failed takes where John breaks out in laughter trying to read his Space Jam fanfic out loud
Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Yes, yes and more yes...
Fanfic? This is clearly a very real script which was written by a very real Micheal Jordan
I love that Michael Jordan has unironically become what the Internet has turned Goku into: A battle-frenzied lunatic looking for any and all characters in fiction to defeat.
I mean…it’s pretty accurate
drip goku vs neo michael jordan the infinity slayer will go crazy
@@CPCasey
The biggest difference is Goku just wants to have fun fighting stronger and stronger people.
Michael Jordan wants to prove that he isn't at the peak, _he is the peak, and only he decides how tall that peak is._
@@Jason_Altea "So you think that this is the summit? Okay, fine. I''ll make an even higher one."
But that's canon Goku, it's no meme, he is a battle hungry sociopath.
This story was by FAR better than what the actual movie was. HBO should have bought the rights and made this instead.
I’m with you on that one, all the way
Actually the fact that like alot of these shit post concepts actually made it into the movie
I feel bad for you if you think this is legit.
@@Asian2706 I feel worse for you
@@Asian2706 no one is mad lol but what was the condition you said you had? We can be accommodating =)
I find 6:16 hilarious. Just this deep, meaningful part about the reality of Michael Jordan immediately turning into being about Space Jam and it took me too long to realize this was satire
Jokes aside, the part where Michael Jordan calls back to his early line about Bugs being "what keeps me human" was actually sick from a narrative standpoint. Having an early line come back with a brand new, totally different meaning is just the best shit ever. Some legit good storytelling going on in this video.
Ikr that shit was good fr
Eyepatch is a storytelling genius
Right, I was thinking "damn they need to make this movie"
Yeah, for something that's meant to be a shitpost, it genuinely well written.
I’d been holding a laugh for a full 19 minutes straight but the moment that bugs bunny appeared at the side of Michael Jordan's bed I just fucking lost it. It's been several minutes now, the video keeps going and I just keep laughing again. My biggest thanks to everyone who contributed to making this video possible.
I burst into laughter at that exact moment too, it was too much.
This video is a masterpiece
This was the moment I started laughing too, that was incredible. The fact that Bugs is just *there*, the concern and intimacy that implies he’s been there for many of these nightmares. Are they married? Secretly together because the world wouldn’t accept them? What does cartoon sex look like? So many questions, and yet all of the answers are amazing
I can’t believe this man not only tricked me into reading his Michael Jordan x Bugs Bunny Space Jam fic, but also made me enjoy it unironically all the way through
I haven’t had something demand my full attention the whole way through like this video did for years
best Jordan x Bugs Bunny fan fic I’ve seen so far
You could have given me 100 guesses to figure out where this video was going... and I wouldn't have even come close. Love it
Wolf just needed an excuse to post his fanfic.
Punished Daffy is my new favorite tragic villain and I thought I’d never type that out ever in my life.
Same
The way how Bugs Bunny got betrayed twice was just absolutely raw.
The talent and dedication of this man to make a satirical documentary about a loony toons basketball movie.
This is just a 30 minutes glorified yaoi fanfiction with good production value.
And i enjoyed every second of it.
Years, even decades from now, there will eventually be a kid that watches this video and think it's all real as much as we thought Lavender Town syndrome was real
I like that thought. Thank you
This video is real idiot 😡 I would know, I’m Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny Aborted child.
The day I realized the Lavender Town syndrome was fake my life crumbled
People actually believed the lavender town shit posts?
@@TSC0000 Ehy cut me some slack now, everybody believed that in 2009
All joking aside the artist here Rebecca Reynolds/Brobexx is deeply talented. Her drawings are so good at giving the illusion of movement and speed and have such a great sense of drama.
I especially lo-lov my god I can’t write this without laughing, i, especially loved the *make out sessions between b-bugs bunny a-and Michael Jordon*
The moment Michael grabbed bugs' neck was more compelling and evoked more emotion out of me than anything netflix has ever spat out.
Your taste in Netflix seems to be questionable.
This video starts like a creepypasta, and I wholeheartedly accept, expect, and demand such a thing promptly.
How it starts: A discussion of Michael Jordan's career that makes him sound as if he's a shonen battle manga character. Always striving to be the best and pushing others to get on his level.
How it ends: Neon Genesis Michael Jordan or Space Jam: Akira....Directed at least partially by Satoshi Kon.
...Michael Jordan was the Goku of the 90s NBA scene
...Guess the Bulls are the Z-Fighters???
UPDATE:
who the fuck would the villains be exactly if we're equating Michael to Goku
Goku’s a Saiyan, whereas Michael Jordan’s only a human!
@@SlapstickGenius23
I am aware. Just a bit of a joke, although prob not very funny. ^^;
No but the idea of a character losing their only connection to their humanity, the one thing holding them back? It's an incredibly compelling story. Like fuck man I love it.
@@itme5978 like Thanos with Gamora?
there is a character like that named toguro from an anime
Zaheer losing P'li
@@itme5978 thats how children write stories, what
Michael Jordan is basically Griffith lmao
This video is really haunting knowing that he make it from horror of hitting 1 million views and is now terrified that nothing changed and he lost everything and is chasing something which is infinite .... which mean faceless
i cant believe michael jordan performed the chaos dunk and destroyed all of existence
Warning the following comment is canon
Geez, spoilers!
Of course! The whole trilogy was ment to be a prequel for Charles Barkley's Shut Up And Jam 2! How could we have been so blind?!
Where is Hoops Barkley in this conspiracy? Gotta look into him.
@@MusicFromAnotherTime there was footage of him at the beginning as one of the people that he singled out and crushed.
when you first released this video, I was intrigued. then amused. then disturbed. and then bewildered. but now I am enamored, and cannot go a single day without watching it
At first, I was afraid. I was petrified..
Is impressiveb
How's that going, btw?
@@MamaWheelz It has a stronger hold on me than any drug ever could. it defines my life in its entirety. this video is as omnipresent as the concept of existence. I am forever intertwined with Space Jam 2: Battle for Reality
I've watched it twice
“Jesus Christ this shit is profound. I should have thought about Space Ja-“
*Bugs Bunny kisses Micheal Jordan.*
“God fucking dammit.”
You know this is somebody's fetish
He had me right up until that moment... Fucking brilliant!
Thank you, @@karlmarx2395
The best shit posts are the ones you don't realize are shit posts at first.
How did you not realize sooner??? 😂😂
This makes so much more sense in light of the influence video.
...wait, did you just compare yourself to Michael Jordan-
Holy hell
Michael Jordan being every single person who worked on Space Jam and it's just his picture with photoshopped clothes over him was what broke me agdhsnfjsjfjajdds
There’s actually an updated revision to the Daffy betrayal scene after some notes:
Bugs clings desperately to the cliff face, trying to escape the fiery doom that waits below. He sees Daffy approach the edge and cries out:
Bugs: Daffy! Brother! Help me!
Daffy regards him coldly for a moment before suddenly lunging forward and digging his fingers into Bugs’ hands, eliciting a cry of pain from the bunny. Daffy speaks slowly as a dawning look of horror spreads across Bugs’ face:
Daffy: That’s. All. Folks.
He then casts the helpless Bugs to his death as a dismayed “NOOOO” bursts from Jordan.
Just activate noclip
This is copy from the Lion King 👑.
Long. Live. The king!
No
Cinemasins ding*
@@adrianafamilymember6427 Like the website? Based
“It’s one of the most profound and horrifying moments in cinema history” made me chuckle
Found the Movie Fan, seriously chill
@@aturchomicz821 Seems like you're the one who needs to chill.
14 minutes in i finally got to the "found interview footage" and i just couldn't stop laughing. i was dead focused for 14 whole minutes but the voice modifier broke me. man, i love this guy's content
I can respect the shitpost
Didn’t expect to see you here.
@@dragoncrafter3956 ya it is weird to see the shuck here
ok.
Is that what you'd call it? I thought it was just an out-of-season April Fools' Day joke.
This is an Omega level shitpost.
Alternate title: Eyepatch spends 15 minutes justifying his yaoi space jam fanfiction
A R T
@@mobiusmanray3132 no its perfection
If "Miracle Jan Doh" is an acronym for Michael Jordan, then Michael B Jordan can be rearranged into "Miracle Hand Job"
Making the real observations.
Not acronym, anagram
Small fix but yeah
This is so crazy that I love it.
You are clearly one of those geniuses like the one's at the school for the gifted that Lisa Simpson went to before she realized that she preferred to be a big fish in a small pond and then went back to Springfield elementary.
Nah it's missing the D for that
I keep coming back to this video every so often b/c it's half interesting documentary on Michael Jordan, and half absolute batshit crazy storytelling that somehow just WORKS. Genuinely one of my favorite videos ever.
He really took the Lola nerf badly
ong 💀
Who cares about Lola? Michael found his Bugs Bae!
We all did…
@@polyman6859 1 year later and I am still trying to heal.....
@@PixxelTrixx Chin up brother.
That moment when you're too busy researching fake psychics that you aren't able to complete your Michael Jordan April Fools video in time
"So what's your favorite anime?"
"Space Jam 2. I love how they portrayed Michael Jordan and Bugs relationship."
"So what's your favorite acting performance?"
"Heath Ledger as the Joker in Space Jam 2."
In Japan, that would be a perfectly valid answer. In the west, people get oddly snobby about what is and isn't anime.
My jaw quite literally dropped when Jordan killed Bugs in heaven holy shit
Was it creepypasta? Was it fanfiction? Did i watch the whole thing? Yes.
14:13 is when I realised...
It took me far too long phahahaha
Freese frame with a contorted horrified scream part tipped me off XD
Yeah, a nice creepypasta
When he said chimera I knew around 10 minutes
Wait, is this a reference to something?
"Have you seen Space Jam 2?"
"Yes! Well, no...it's complicated."
so basically, I got baited into watching a Bugs Bunny x Michael Jordan fanfic. I love you, Super Eyepatch Wolf.
Now knowing that John has spent several months struggling with Dell, I can't help but wonder if Michael Jordan secretly got a job as a Dell repair man to get John's address. It would explain the "knocked at the door but no one answered."
You know the CEO of Dell is named Michael, no? 🤨
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
Wacha mean???
They really did
Sheeeesh
This is absolutely brilliant. I’ve never been more captivated by total nonsense
Exceptional use of this quote. Well played.
Warner Bros: *Space Jam 2 Exists*
Super Eyepatch Wolf: "And I took that personally."