"Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just, some horrific joke, without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?" -also Stan Pines
"You know studies show that ladders are 10 times more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder"
@christianbolisca1493 That reminds me, Squidward and Wendy would also help, despite not wanting too lol. Either helping them with supplies or helping the cheering crowd with expensive popcorn and drinks as well as 0.5% off "coupon" for an excuse to go to the Mystery Shack or the Krusty Krab, which is also helping their boss in winning lol
The best part is that he's not even groundbreakingly good at it or anything, it's just the fact that tourists are dumb and the townspeople's minds are canonically all messed up because of the Society of the Blind Eye's influence w/the memory ray. With that being said though, I will give Stan the credit he deserves for successfully scamming an ageless, all-knowing dream demon of pure chaos, that definitely takes some serious skill.
I’m pretty sure it’s implied that Stan met Eda and she ran away with his money, as evident by Alex Hirsch’s audio commentary for the episode Land Before Swine
I like to think the Stan-Vac was the only thing he sold that wasn’t a scam, it’s just that the slogan sucked and he couldn’t think of anything that didn’t make it sound like it would break after half a second of use.
The people of Gravity Falls are complete idiots because of the Society of the Blind Eye. And for 30 years Stan has made a living taking advantage of them.
I love how Steve acted like he wasn't a mechanic so he wouldn't break character. Everyone hates Stan. Steve wouldn't even break character to help with his car.
Dipper and maple aren't exactly innocent either their Cleary aware of stans crimes and even help commit them. Ya there twelve but dipper is smart enough to know better
A true magician can rob you while you watch. I loved the movies Now You See Me and the sequel. I'll be downloading those and making compilations for them.
0:58 I didn't realize this but Dipper was actually right when making Ben Franklin look like a woman. Because it's revealed in like a few episodes later that Ben Franklin was a woman.
Bardle: "Ok. Which one of you is Ford? Oh, yep. That one's Ford. Wait. Is that your brother over there?" Stan: "Try and catch me now!" Ford: "Stanley! No!"
For real though. I agree. And you're not the first person to point that out lol. Honestly I had to binge gravity falls for a while before I could even make this video 😭
We need a spinoff where him and Stanford go and try to undo Stan's wrongs. Lots of people are probably out for his head and it would be fun to see the enemies he's made.
"Hi! I’m Alex Hirsch! Are you sick of cartoons like Teen Titans Go? Then what you need is Gravity Falls! Gravity Falls won’t give you feels, I repeat it won’t give you feels!" It gave ya feels!
I mean, there are two police officers in the entire valley, and both of them are idiots. Hard to get arrested if the authorities get distracted by shiny objects.
Honestly he's the kind of character who's just such a hugely satirized version of what you're not supposed to be as a person. It's the character who's just an awful person but it's written off comedically which makes us like him. If he was to be held accountable for everything in this video, consecutive life sentences, federal prison.
It’s not that he’s a brilliant scam artist that could possibly scam professional, it’s just that the rest of the town is stupid. Dumb enough to believe putting money in a sack can make it disappear
Yeah we get to see in the The Society of The Blind Eye episode that people of Gravity Falls repeatedly had their memories wiped of supernatural occurrences which limited their brain functionality.
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The fact that stan been doing it for long time and yet never been caught meaning he might be the most dangerous con artist in the world
You just may be onto something
He tricked a demon so you are right
Hes been in prison in different states across 3 countries, tho. His own words
@@facosa9924 Would you trust the words of the Greatest con-man in history?
@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja we saw his memories
He also regularly commits massive tax fraud
That’s him pretending to be ford
@@FlareguyI get that, but I still have a hard time believing he never ever shorted IRS, not even a bit 😂
A legend
Considering he panicked when he had a visitor who he thought was the tax collector.
“if there are no cops around, anything is legal”
-Stan Pines
"There's no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves"
-Stan Pines
"Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just, some horrific joke, without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?"
-also Stan Pines
Thank you for your wisdom oh great ones!
I got a shirt with that on it! 😂
I love how Stan didn’t even try to be subtle about the Sham Total and Rip Off products
The best type of lie is the truth
I think it actually implies that Stan is the *reason* why people started calling scams Rip-Offs and Shams
I don't get it.
Also the Stan vack "it sucks more than anything!"
@@Zenitricious”probably should work on that” 😂
"You know studies show that ladders are 10 times more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own 10 guns in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder"
Thats going in my best grunkle stan quotes
Right next to "Finally a good excuse to punch a teenager in the face"
Alternative title - 90 percent of all Stan scenes
100th like
"MONEY!!!!"
Literally naming his products the "Sham" and the "Rip-Off"... genius! 😂
Like The Mystery Hack
Favorite line of Stan being exploitative: “Woah! Children fighting! I can sell this!” 😂
"Stan-Vac, it sucks more than anything! Gotta work on that"
I'm dead bro 💀
He’s not even subtle about his scams and the idiots still fall for it!
“The Rip-Off WON’T give you rashes, I repeat, it WON’T give you rashes.”
It gave you rashes
It gave you rashes
SUCKS MORE THEN ANYTHING
It WON'T give you rashes.
It gave you rashes
Man Grunkle Stan could give Mr. Krabs a run for his money (figuratively and literally)
Now I want to see a battle between Stan and Krabs.
With Mabel & Dipper and Spongebob & Patrick being assistance or support.
@@cesarv7685 that would be funny
Although nobody but Mr. Krabs would sell an employee’s soul for 62 cents.
@@christianbolisca1493 true
@christianbolisca1493 That reminds me, Squidward and Wendy would also help, despite not wanting too lol. Either helping them with supplies or helping the cheering crowd with expensive popcorn and drinks as well as 0.5% off "coupon" for an excuse to go to the Mystery Shack or the Krusty Krab, which is also helping their boss in winning lol
The best part is that he's not even groundbreakingly good at it or anything, it's just the fact that tourists are dumb and the townspeople's minds are canonically all messed up because of the Society of the Blind Eye's influence w/the memory ray. With that being said though, I will give Stan the credit he deserves for successfully scamming an ageless, all-knowing dream demon of pure chaos, that definitely takes some serious skill.
The most essential scam of the series: committing identity theft for 30 years after sending his brother through a space portal
I love the cutoff of "Wendy! Mark up those prices! The higher the better.. Higher! BLEED 'EM DRY-"
You forgot his biggest scam of all…
I'm intrigued...go on...
@@teejaystechtips The one where he committed identity theft for thirty years. And where he did it again to outwit an arrogant dream demon.
Would we call it his biggest ...... "stan"?
I'll see myself out.
@@sims2lovealotthat was a good joke
. . . Stealing all our hearts
Imagine what he and Eda could accomplish if they worked together.
I’m pretty sure it’s implied that Stan met Eda and she ran away with his money, as evident by Alex Hirsch’s audio commentary for the episode Land Before Swine
Owl house is another show I intend to watch and if I like it enough make edits of it.
You will
Fun fact: they were canonically married.
I’m not making this up: Stan’s ex-wife is Eda; Alex Hitsch confirmed it
this makes it even more impressive that Eda is able to con him. He might be the best on earth, but Eda's the best period
Love that they made a sham wow reference
Alex Hirsch voices him and created him, heck, Stan is one of the characters in the spotlight... Alex, what did you do
Gave us a beloved and dangerous character
He’s literally in the spotlight in the counterfeiting scene
Not only that, it’s inspired by his own Grunkle Stan.
The sack of mistery has to be my favourite.
I think the penny machine is my favorite
I like to think the Stan-Vac was the only thing he sold that wasn’t a scam, it’s just that the slogan sucked and he couldn’t think of anything that didn’t make it sound like it would break after half a second of use.
The people of Gravity Falls are complete idiots because of the Society of the Blind Eye. And for 30 years Stan has made a living taking advantage of them.
This comment right here is one of my favorites
Ten years of homelessness really turned Stan into the best scam artist in the world
You do whatcha gotta do i guess lmao he's honestly still the GOAT for persevering in challenging situations
This is why we stan Stan
“You can do anything, just don’t get caught”
-Stan pines, probably
"when there's no cops around, anything's legal"
-Stan Pines
Stanley and Saul Goodman would be such an unstoppable duo
"Your honor, he's has been making important things on his life and his name is Stan Ford, so what would he supposed to do, give them back?"
I love that this fandom is still active, especially when it comes to compilations.
I love how the counterfit scene forshadows the pioneer day episode
I love how Steve acted like he wasn't a mechanic so he wouldn't break character. Everyone hates Stan. Steve wouldn't even break character to help with his car.
Average American Capitalist be like
0:44 in his defense it was true to the name. A total sham😂
The pitchfork thing is genius
Well technically he wasnt lying with shammies 😄
Road safely laws... PREPARED TO BE IGNORED
Tell me why Disney doesn't have a Mystery Shack in the Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground
Stan is the perfect candidate and he's at least honest about his dishonesty.
Dipper and maple aren't exactly innocent either their Cleary aware of stans crimes and even help commit them. Ya there twelve but dipper is smart enough to know better
I don't hate them
When you realize he does the really illegal stuff to bring back his brother
He is my spirit animal
“It won’t give you rashes, I repeat won’t give you rashes! (2 seconds later) it gave you rashes!”-Stan
At least he's self aware of the way he scams people
0:38 all the names of his objects have the rip off name in the name, one even has the whole name “rip off” in it 1:54 2:23
A true scam artist can tell you he's scamming you and still get away with it.
2:23 💀💀💀
The money disappearing bag is hilarious😂
A true magician can rob you while you watch. I loved the movies Now You See Me and the sequel. I'll be downloading those and making compilations for them.
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I sooooo want to see Stan and Saul Goodman interact
Better Call Saul is a show I've yet to watch. Maybe I should, and make edits after.
Fun fact, Alex Hirsch wanted Bob Odenkirk to voice Stan but couldn't because of scheduling conflicts.
Thats a really smart way to get money in a dunk booth. And it works so well for Stan
0:58
I didn't realize this but Dipper was actually right when making Ben Franklin look like a woman. Because it's revealed in like a few episodes later that Ben Franklin was a woman.
Bro really said “SUCKS MORE THEN ANYTHING” I was a little dirty minded there.
Every one will agree that Stan is the one why you watched the show
Bardle: "Ok. Which one of you is Ford? Oh, yep. That one's Ford. Wait. Is that your brother over there?"
Stan: "Try and catch me now!"
Ford: "Stanley! No!"
2:24 out of context 💀💀💀
late but you shouldve put the fact he scammed a trillion year old dream demon that mightve been his best one yet😭
For real though. I agree.
And you're not the first person to point that out lol.
Honestly I had to binge gravity falls for a while before I could even make this video 😭
I may make a part two or perhaps a remake of this video with more content than it currently has
average EA employee
The fact there is still more scenes like this makes it even better
Yeah I guess there is. And lots of people pointed that out. So I'm making an extended version
@@teejaystechtips doing stans work right there
This video is why I kin Stan /j I swear
we put the fun in no refunds!
Stan Vac sucks more than anything 😂
Only 2 minutes, that’s pretty generous.
Subscribe right now and I'll make an extended version.
Gotta love Disney’s equivalent to Eddy (of Ed, Edd n’ Eddy)!
such a great artist!
lol this show is such an og
Fr. I find myself rewatching both seasons and catching new things every time. Definitely more gravity falls vids to be made
They kinda deserve being scammed if they're gonna keep coming back to the said scam artist
Eddy, from Ed, Edd n' Eddy: hold my Jawbreaker.
Lol i love that show as well. Maybe I'll make some compilations of it...
@@teejaystechtips do one with Eddy's best lines and insults.
I would gladly be scammed off my life savings just for this old man
We need a spinoff where him and Stanford go and try to undo Stan's wrongs. Lots of people are probably out for his head and it would be fun to see the enemies he's made.
You can tell Grunkle Stan mains Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat 1.
Best comment I've seen all day. Love your energy.
The last one wasn't even a scam. "It sucks more than anything" just wasn't an appealing slogan.
Funny thing is that penny machine probably lost money
Stanley Doing a Illegal Stuff a lot of times
It's not called the Mystery hack for nothing.
I've always loved that
I've always loved that
He’s like if Eddy had grandchildren
He is a stan artist lol
"Hi! I’m Alex Hirsch! Are you sick of cartoons like Teen Titans Go? Then what you need is Gravity Falls! Gravity Falls won’t give you feels, I repeat it won’t give you feels!" It gave ya feels!
0:53 How did nobody notice the pitchforks breaking until it's too late?
Still less scammy than the Willy Wonka Expirence
Honestly I haven't seen much on that but I heard it sucked
2:20 idk who designed that guy but he’s awesome
Alex moronic Hirsch
"NO REFUNDS!!!!1!1!1!1!1111"
We put the "fun" in "no refunds"
Bleedem dryyy
Stan is not the most careful scammer. I never understood watching this as a kid how there's not a warrant or a bounty over his head. 😂😂😂
I mean, there are two police officers in the entire valley, and both of them are idiots. Hard to get arrested if the authorities get distracted by shiny objects.
@wombataldebaran9686 true, but I'm pretty sure he committed fraud and a bunch of other things in different states 😂😂😂
He is my favorite character from this cartoon!
He favors Mabel over Dipper
And so are you
He explains In the dreamscape episode why he's so hard on dipper. He does treat them differently but he has reasons behind it.
Honestly he's the kind of character who's just such a hugely satirized version of what you're not supposed to be as a person.
It's the character who's just an awful person but it's written off comedically which makes us like him.
If he was to be held accountable for everything in this video, consecutive life sentences, federal prison.
@@teejaystechtips Treat differently huh?
Then why tf wasn't he hard on that b Mabel?
Stan looks good with a mustache
Thats Steve Pinington not Stan 🤫
@@teejaystechtips
Oh true
"IT GAVE YA RASHES!"
Uncle Scam
1:04 That Will Always Make Laugh!
It’s not that he’s a brilliant scam artist that could possibly scam professional, it’s just that the rest of the town is stupid. Dumb enough to believe putting money in a sack can make it disappear
At that point it's not even a scam. Just a monetary transaction involving an idiot who can't be trusted with their own money
Is it bad that I view him as a role model
I'd like to get scammed by this guy.
LMAO I'd love to see what scams he has up his sleeves. Especially would like to see him try to scam pepople who aren't idiots.
Well I'm not an idiot, so I can find out. Willingly.@@teejaystechtips
How is Stanford no in jail
He just like me fr
Wtf lmao
@@teejaystechtips he may also be lying as you know...........😂😂😂
If people are this easy to fool, they deserve to get scammed.
Yeah we get to see in the The Society of The Blind Eye episode that people of Gravity Falls repeatedly had their memories wiped of supernatural occurrences which limited their brain functionality.
Incrível
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Hu. I thought therd be more
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Stan Pines > rick sanchez
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@@teejaystechtips ik just a joke stan a menace suprised it wasnt more lol
@@teejaystechtips looking forward i love gravity falls imma sub
@@BaconisKingYT awesome thanks for the support :)
@@teejaystechtips np
Damn man, Stan is the reason why MAGA wants to secure elections. I cant tell if thats unfathomably based or unfathomably cringe.
Fuck anyone loves this show
Fuck this show
Gravity Falls is a garbage show.
I'll debate you on this.
Why is it a garbage show?
It is.
Fuck this show