I love Milton Jones comedy. I find I spend half my time thinking "that's kind of surreal" then other times I'm thinking "that's so true". A master of his craft.
Milton Jones is the the best stand up comedian I have every seen live. He tells long intertwined stories and references back. really really clever and funny.
I've had a pretty bad day today, but this clip has lightened my mood. The combination of your soothing voice with the mayhem that is Milton Jones has hit the spot for me.
Sometimes the “cheesy” Simple jokes can be the most fun. They bring a smile into our life, they allow us a chance to grin or groan but they let us relax and for even a brief moment “open a crack” in the windows of our life allowing us to forget all the 💩y 💩going on around us. Thanks Ms. Amanda. Another fine presentation today!
@@LADYRAEUK silly jokes…..An old veteran recounted his tales of the war with getting gassed by mustard gas and pepper spray. He says he's a Seasoned Veteran. Old Dude goes to a Lowe's tells young kid on the floor in Lumber he wants 2x4's. Young Kid says how long you want them. Old dude says a very long time I'm building a house.
Great Choice. The pity is, there are so few great comedians left these days. But the likes of Milton Jones, is so good, that you can still laugh at his performances, over and over. Thank god, and thanks to you Amanda. Lets hear some of Canadian Comic, Stewart Francis.
If you like Milton Jones, then you'll probably love Bill Bailey. An incredibly funny musical genius. Furthermore, he's very rarely rude. Says the occasional swearword, but nothing extreme. His humour is often broad, and usually wanders off into surreal whimsy, to great comic effect. Well worth looking out for. Similarly, the German comedian, Henning Wehn. Dry, and extremely funny. An oldie but a goodie to finish: the late, great Kenny Everett. A radio DJ, with a manic sense of humour. Great visual gags, and mad characters - on his shows, the crew could often be heard pissing themselves with laughter. Like Morecambe and Wise, celebrities loved going on his shows just to have the piss ripped out of them.
I once went into a coffee shop and said, “I like my women like my coffee.” The Barista said, “please don’t do this!” I continued anyway, “Strong and bitter…I bet you thought I was going to say something racist didn’t you?” He looked so relieved.
Maybe you should look at Mock The Week. Milton is a regular on the show and although often the humour is political it might a be good laugh for you. Many videos on RUclips showing Mock The Week
Milton is simply awesome. He plays the surreal “weird guy” perfectly, but off stage he’s a really lovely, intelligent guy. He knows so much stuff about so many things.
I had the privilege to see him and Simon Amstell live at Reading festival back in 2014 and they were brilliant (I thought) but “my other grandfather” didn’t…. so I punched him! Glad you liked his jokes even though they are cheesy like Blues Brothers or Airplane but it’s good cheese 😂.
I love Milton's comedy...he's completely zany! 😀 Another comedian you should watch if you haven't already is Tim Vine. He is master of the one-liners and is so friggin' hilarious! 😆
Some of his old ones (like from before the turn of the century),,, "About a month before he died my grandmother would smear my grandfather's back with lard - after that, he went downhill very quickly." This was the first time I'd ever seen him and I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.
I like Milton, yes he can be cheesy, but a lot of his humour is well thought out and very clever. He did a lot of stuff on 'Mock the Week', very entertaining too. Love the Braids Amanda. 👍
As he did jokes about his grandfathers (I counted four) I was surprised he didn't do the joke about him going home and not being able to get in. Too many grandfathers. Love Milton Jones and his slightly surreal one-liners.
Re the 'Your house stinks' theme, In a longer version of this spot, he gets round to.... "Any aromatherapists in tonight ?"...... Silence ........"Shame, I had a good comeback for that one."
Yes, he’s a funny bloke. If you like his laugh, here’s a suggestion for you: try watching clips of Norman Wisdom. As a kid I used to be in hysterics just watching and listening to him laugh uncontrollably. Cheers Amanda.
I love Milton. What I like about him is his jokes are clean,hilarious and as the saying goes" You can be tell them to the bishop"Don't get me wrong I like the off risqué joke but I HATE comedians who tells jokes that have every other word as a swear word in them eg Roy Chubby. For me comedians /comediennes who don't rely on swearing in their jokes are hilarious and masters/mistresses of their craft.
He often has one joke that references a joke by a comedian that was on before him, in this case the grandfather that died in the car that Joan Rivers grandfather was driving (who died piecefully in his sleep, if I recall the joke).
i luv milton jones brill, cataholic/catholic is a gud play on words, i mix my letters/words up all the time ive done it since late 80s & i,m pretty gud at it now, for an i.e. i went into a corner shop, chap serving who i,d seen b4 & i thought i,m gonna say it, instead of asking for filter tips i said a box of tilter fips plz, he did laugh, still was wen i walked out & i said soz about that i do get in a mucking fuddle m8, ive done it for so long i find myself saying things wrong way wen i dont mean too, like when i said recently par cark instead of car park, they fink i cocked up & dont know it.
Watch Mock The Week if you haven't yet. There are clips on RUclips and you can get selection of comedians including him. I'm not offended by sexual innuendo, swearing etc but he can be watched by all ages without parental censorship.
One of his stand up shows he pretended he was doing the show from different places, even though you knew it was in exactly the same place. He even went as far as joking about the set on stage and his name display, which he read incorrectly as Miljo Tones. 🤣
Hey Amanda! Well aren't you looking stunning today, very beautiful!!, hee!, hee! 😉 You also look rather cute too!, lol!😄☺ I see you still snort when laughing, that gets me every time, lol! 😂😂 Milton is ok but i tend to like comedians that have more of a story, give more context or make intelligent jokes, not to mention some good dark humour!, lol!😄 I enjoyed the video as always little lady. Have yourself a fantastic day hun, take care! ❤
He doesn't do that laugh everytime but he does it often enough to be considered a part of his act :) you should check out his live at the apollo performances he is the king of puns/one liners! Great reaction Amanda! I hope you're well! :)
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I'm a real fan of surreal comedy and Milton always has me in stitches. "my other grandfather" great line
I love Milton Jones comedy. I find I spend half my time thinking "that's kind of surreal" then other times I'm thinking "that's so true". A master of his craft.
🤣🤣
Milton Jones is the the best stand up comedian I have every seen live. He tells long intertwined stories and references back. really really clever and funny.
I've had a pretty bad day today, but this clip has lightened my mood. The combination of your soothing voice with the mayhem that is Milton Jones has hit the spot for me.
I’m so glad 😊😊
My favourite Comedian! Seen him live 3 times. His Nikita joke had me in tears of laughter! 😅
Sometimes the “cheesy”
Simple jokes can be the most fun. They bring a smile into our life, they allow us a chance to grin or groan but they let us relax and for even a brief moment “open a crack” in the windows of our life allowing us to forget all the 💩y 💩going on around us.
Thanks Ms. Amanda. Another fine presentation today!
true! :)
I hope you're well!
@@LADYRAEUK silly jokes…..An old veteran recounted his tales of the war with getting gassed by mustard gas and pepper spray. He says he's a Seasoned Veteran.
Old Dude goes to a Lowe's tells young kid on the floor in Lumber he wants 2x4's. Young Kid says how long you want them. Old dude says a very long time I'm building a house.
Milton Jones was my favourite on “Mock the Week”
That was Quality AMANDA RAE I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF HIM THANKS FOR SHARING IT WITH US
Welcome 😊
Had to skip back to hear your version of his laugh once more….accompanied by your lovely snort too.🤣It put a smile on my face.
Haha I’m so glad 🤣😊
One of the best one-liner comedians, along with Tim Vine and Stewart Francis.
Great Choice. The pity is, there are so few great comedians left these days. But the likes of Milton Jones, is so good, that you can still laugh at his performances, over and over. Thank god, and thanks to you Amanda. Lets hear some of Canadian Comic, Stewart Francis.
If you like Milton Jones, then you'll probably love Bill Bailey. An incredibly funny musical genius. Furthermore, he's very rarely rude. Says the occasional swearword, but nothing extreme. His humour is often broad, and usually wanders off into surreal whimsy, to great comic effect. Well worth looking out for.
Similarly, the German comedian, Henning Wehn. Dry, and extremely funny.
An oldie but a goodie to finish: the late, great Kenny Everett. A radio DJ, with a manic sense of humour. Great visual gags, and mad characters - on his shows, the crew could often be heard pissing themselves with laughter. Like Morecambe and Wise, celebrities loved going on his shows just to have the piss ripped out of them.
Absolutely love Milton lady..the fact he looks mad plus his delivery is hysterical to me😂
The one about the grandfather surrounded by his family is 🔥😂
Not heard of him before this. Definitely going to watch him again. Thanks for introducing him Ladyrae 😀 😀
No problem!!:)
True fact: Milton has more grandfathers (and uncles and grandmothers and fathers and.....) than all other comedians combined.
lol!
I saw Milton live, he was great fun and I couldn't believe how how puns per minute he was able to maintain for the entire performance.
brilliant! :)
Love him...just simple jokes but his delivery is so good...
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@@LADYRAEUK hi trouble, keep up your great vlogs 👍🍻😉
He's a clean, funny, crazy man. Always got time for Milton. He likes his coffee, like he likes his women; tall, black and with a custard cream ...
I once went into a coffee shop and said, “I like my women like my coffee.”
The Barista said, “please don’t do this!”
I continued anyway, “Strong and bitter…I bet you thought I was going to say something racist didn’t you?”
He looked so relieved.
Amanda lovely voice you have and thanks for coming back home.
😊
Maybe you should look at Mock The Week. Milton is a regular on the show and although often the humour is political it might a be good laugh for you. Many videos on RUclips showing Mock The Week
I love Milton Jones and his dry delivery of humour
I’m going to be spending 3 months on an American cruise next year which British comedians do Americans love so I can try to entertain them
thats amazing! youre going to have a great time
Milton is simply awesome. He plays the surreal “weird guy” perfectly, but off stage he’s a really lovely, intelligent guy. He knows so much stuff about so many things.
I had the privilege to see him and Simon Amstell live at Reading festival back in 2014 and they were brilliant (I thought) but “my other grandfather” didn’t…. so I punched him!
Glad you liked his jokes even though they are cheesy like Blues Brothers or Airplane but it’s good cheese 😂.
His humor is weird but I do find him very funny, I'm like you an American living in the UK. Glad I found this channel I love your reactions Amanda.
Thanks so much 😊
Do you enjoy it here?
@@LADYRAEUK Oh yeah very happy, I can't see myself moving back to be honest. Just so glad to found this channel
I love Milton's comedy...he's completely zany! 😀 Another comedian you should watch if you haven't already is Tim Vine. He is master of the one-liners and is so friggin' hilarious! 😆
Some of his old ones (like from before the turn of the century),,,
"About a month before he died my grandmother would smear my grandfather's back with lard -
after that, he went downhill very quickly."
This was the first time I'd ever seen him and I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.
I like Milton, yes he can be cheesy, but a lot of his humour is well thought out and very clever. He did a lot of stuff on 'Mock the Week', very entertaining too. Love the Braids Amanda. 👍
Thanks!
As he did jokes about his grandfathers (I counted four) I was surprised he didn't do the joke about him going home and not being able to get in. Too many grandfathers. Love Milton Jones and his slightly surreal one-liners.
:)))
Milton is a one off, there is no one like him, well not on this planet!
Good evening Lady Rae, one liners are a favorite of mine as it is often difficult to predict the punch line.
True!
I've never seen him before. I'm now a Milton Jones fan. Apparently, I like one-liner and short-form comedians.
I love him, he is great. As the person below said, he is a master of his craft.
Milton lives in another world !!
love your laugh and little snort, its ace.
Thank you!
Re the 'Your house stinks' theme,
In a longer version of this spot, he gets round to....
"Any aromatherapists in tonight ?"......
Silence
........"Shame, I had a good comeback for that one."
He's as mad as a box of frogs and really witty. He shines on Mock The Week. I went round his house once, it stinks!
:)
Ah, I'm glad you've happened upon the parallel universe of Milton Jones.
I love milton and his one liners
He is very funny i like to watch him and other great comedians on mock the week ❤❤
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Amanda - Just seen something you would love - Peter Kay plays Queen on shovel guitar. Brilliant.
Ur hair looks so cute would love to see more, video was very funny too
thanks!
Never heard of this guy. But his one liners are quick
"I was in a club in Tehran the other day. It was full of women wearing headscarves dancing around their handbags singing 'Iranian men'"
Seen Milton twice. Preston and Blackburn y' know. Excellent. I also like Ellie Taylor and Sara Pascoe. Funny 😊
ill have to check them out
You're welcome. Liking your page (is that the right term) too 😎
Both times I saw Milton Jones with my sister..
Milton would probably think of a good punchline there 😅
First time l heard him 🤣 funny man. Well done , good pick. 🙂
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The catholic one was my favourite lol 😂
My hair is like his! Need to get it cut! x
PS you have the best laugh/snort ever!
Seeing him on tv he’s one of the best British comedians I’ve seen ,ive also seen him live and I never laughed once his warm up act was better.
I love you in your videos as you requested…. And I subscribed ! And I heard a bell ring ! Whose a clever girlie !
Lol😂👍🏻
Yes, he’s a funny bloke. If you like his laugh, here’s a suggestion for you: try watching clips of Norman Wisdom. As a kid I used to be in hysterics just watching and listening to him laugh uncontrollably. Cheers Amanda.
Another suggestion would be "hancocks half hour."
Either the Blood doner. Or "The radio ham"
@@stevenjohnson4190 Great call. The waiting room sketch from the Blood Donor would be ideal.
I love Milton. What I like about him is his jokes are clean,hilarious and as the saying goes" You can be tell them to the bishop"Don't get me wrong I like the off risqué joke but I HATE comedians who tells jokes that have every other word as a swear word in them eg Roy Chubby. For me comedians /comediennes who don't rely on swearing in their jokes are hilarious and masters/mistresses of their craft.
He often has one joke that references a joke by a comedian that was on before him, in this case the grandfather that died in the car that Joan Rivers grandfather was driving (who died piecefully in his sleep, if I recall the joke).
Seen him live. You laugh the whole time. You come out and you can't remember one joke!
Lol!
I've actually met him, he is a really nice man and very funny.
😊👍🏻
i luv milton jones brill, cataholic/catholic is a gud play on words, i mix my letters/words up all the time ive done it since late 80s & i,m pretty gud at it now, for an i.e. i went into a corner shop, chap serving who i,d seen b4 & i thought i,m gonna say it, instead of asking for filter tips i said a box of tilter fips plz, he did laugh, still was wen i walked out & i said soz about that i do get in a mucking fuddle m8, ive done it for so long i find myself saying things wrong way wen i dont mean too, like when i said recently par cark instead of car park, they fink i cocked up & dont know it.
Haha that’s great
well done again Amanda........Cool pigtails btw.
Hi Amanda, You should take a look at the Royal Marines Band Service.
MILTON JONES ONE LINERS | AMANDA RAE. 2.9.24. one day that no one's looking will backfire....to even greater applause.
"Some of his jokes were in the Dad joke category?" At 58, I resemble that remark. 😁
Check out mock the week. Garry Delaney and Milton often appear on it
Sadly it’s been announced that the next series will be the last.
@@AtheistOrphan it’s a sad day for UK comedy
Love you, love the reactions 🤣🥰
Thanks for the video Amanda !😁 Funny Guy !😄
Glad you enjoyed! :)
" are there any students here well guess what your houses stink". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s been a regular on Mock the Week for years!
Probably because he has to pay off all his grandfathers’ funeral expenses :-)
I've been quite down today but thanks 4 the pick me up Amanda!
You’re welcome Steven! Hope you’re feeling better
@@LADYRAEUK hi Amanda not much better but thanks for asking
Watch MiltonnJones on Mock The Week compilations he’s brilliant, original and very funny Amanda
Will do! 👍🏻
His BBC radio programs are really good.
Amanda, it’s quite old but you have to watch David Baddiel and Rob Newman with History Today when they were part of the Mary Whitehouse experience
‘That’s you that is’
there it is , the snort laugh
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You know, Amanda, I just come here to hear your voice.
It's very soothing. Lol.
Thank you lol
Two icebergs were dating.... they drifted apart...
Was one that he told that really made me laugh
He missed out
We had a family party at my parents at Christmas, but I couldn't get in because my grandads had turned up
🤣🤣🤣
Great fun lines
try some "Mock the Week" clips. Best bits are the stand-up challenges especially the end of show ones.
Milton is a legend
Amanda. If you like one liners then take a look at Tim Vine. Was in the guineas book of records for the most one liners jokes told in one hour.
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I seen him live he was very funny 😂
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He has so many 'dads' / 'grand dads' (in his routines).
Yep lol
I like Milton Jones, unique
Fantastic video made me smile 😁
I’m glad 👍🏻
Thanks lovely lady ❤️🏴
Watch Mock The Week if you haven't yet. There are clips on RUclips and you can get selection of comedians including him.
I'm not offended by sexual innuendo, swearing etc but he can be watched by all ages without parental censorship.
I'll have a look :)
@@LADYRAEUK
ruclips.net/user/MockTheWeek
You should do Stewart Francis
Milton has always got a hundred grandads xx lol
Lol
Nobody's got as many Grandfathers as Milton Jones!
You wanna watch the one from Milton when he’s on mock the week and won’t get out from under the desk😂
Please do Ross Noble.
Milton would turn up on Mock the Week from time to time
I'm by now watching some shows of a dutch comedian called André van Duin, I understand a bit and I laugh for the dialogs seem quite absurd.
One of his stand up shows he pretended he was doing the show from different places, even though you knew it was in exactly the same place. He even went as far as joking about the set on stage and his name display, which he read incorrectly as Miljo Tones. 🤣
I’ve seen another show where asked “Are there any aromatherapists here?”
Hey Amanda!
Well aren't you looking stunning today, very beautiful!!, hee!, hee! 😉
You also look rather cute too!, lol!😄☺
I see you still snort when laughing, that gets me every time, lol! 😂😂
Milton is ok but i tend to like comedians that have more of a story, give more context or make intelligent jokes, not to mention some good dark humour!, lol!😄
I enjoyed the video as always little lady.
Have yourself a fantastic day hun, take care! ❤
Thanks so much! Hope you’re having a lovely weekend !
u are right mate but she is spoken for lol
Milton and Tim Vine are of a similar vein. The cheesy Dad quick fire one liners, more joke's per minute, hardly any set up time straight to the punch.
Milton isn't usually as quick with his jokes as he is here, he delivers them more slowly most sets.
Think you will have to put tiny tim on your list: tiny tim phones a transport company
I wonder if Amanda's first thought was "bad hair day?" but he's always like that....😂
Hahaha it was but I didn’t want to be rude 🤣
@@LADYRAEUK I know Amanda, you're too polite to do that...me on the other hand....
Lol!
Love your videos. Guess gotta start somewhere.
He doesn't do that laugh everytime but he does it often enough to be considered a part of his act :) you should check out his live at the apollo performances he is the king of puns/one liners! Great reaction Amanda! I hope you're well! :)
I’ll have a look! 😊👍🏻
@@LADYRAEUK He's one of those guys you watch and go this one thinks differently to the rest lol in the most funny way! Enjoy! :)
Tim vine is from the same mould.....corny but funny. If you want a more "blue" comic try chubby brown