Gary Delaney - Mock The Week Compilation - all 18 Wheel of news sets. 30 minutes of one-liners.
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
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Went to see Gary live about 4 years ago, both me and my wife had sore stomachs and faces the next day from laughing solidly for over an hour.
Hes relentless. I haven't stopped laughing at one joke when I'm processing the next one🤯
The gingers going gray joke was about the British native red squirrel being slowly replaced by the invasive American eastern gray squirrel.
No it was about ginger people you melt
Gary is brilliant. Saw him live two years ago in Huddersfield. His jokes are so much naughtier when there are no cameras 🤣🤣🤣
That makes me really want to see it
@@87leeb He has a channel on this here RUclips with those solo programs. And yes, they are… well, some would say "naughty" is an extreme understatement.
I seen him live just over a week ago, definitely darker than a lot of people think.
Went to watch Gary a few months ago in our local Town. Easily the best Live comedian I have seen and one of my all top three. The guy is a genius :) Just bought his book as well and that is hilarious!
2:12 - Brad, your response to his joke was perfectly hilarious, and you didn't realise XDD
Oh man my ribs hurt. Laughing so hard lol.😂😂😂👌
An excellent review of a very gifted comedian.
With regard to laughing constantly, I went with my girlfriend to watch Grimsby Brothers when it was released.
It was a midweek late showing so the big room only had some 40 people. I love a good laugh, but I am considerate to others watching at the same time in the cinema theatre. However, the film started and in no time a very funny part was shown and the whole audience erupted into real belly laughter. I thought to myself, blimey there appears to be no reason to hold back the laughter, and within minutes another hilarious scene played out and the laughter from everyone erupted again, and it just continued throughout the film.
The elephant womb scene was where I thought ambulances would be needed because the level and style of laughter from everyone in the room was off the scale of what I have experienced before 👌😅
I say this because seeing you two laugh so much brought back so many memories from that hilarious and wonderful experience. Thanks 👍
It was the Brothers Grimsby.
Gary is relentless and takes the use of the English language and it's nuances to another level.
"Are you going to put that xmas tree up yourself?". "No, I was thinking the living room". 🤣
The poor dolphins dying joke ‘porpoise funeral’=‘paupers funeral’ 🤣
31:28 Gattling kick's to the brain pan. Thanks again for realization and center point of y we are all here.😊
Heat is a celebrity gossip magazine hence the "cat being famous" joke.
And now - how many can of his jokes can you actually remember? 🤩
Relentless - brilliant.
I watched that tidying my house thanks it made it much easier 😂
It's funny hearing Gary telling jokes about his girlfriend/partner. She's also a popular UK comedienne, Sarah Millican.
They're married
Gary is an absolute one-liner legend.
I went to see him live and he don't hold back 😂
He’s pretty awesome.
Cant wait to watch you two in the UK for a month.
bro you are THE person these jokes were intended for.
The weaving down the street joke: ‘get a loom!’ referenced a cloth-weaving loom.
Good to see you two chuckle. Sorry I've been absent from your lives lately, Life gets in the way of things and all. =(
Welcome back!
Just after Gary Delaney told the premature ejaculation joke, Brad said I knew that was coming 2:22, not sure if he meant it but it was a good joke even if unintentional.
I question if him saying it was premature aka before realised what he said
Seen him live several times each time needed pain relief
You two are a joy to behold. It's so nice to see Americans with a healthy attitude towards matters of a sexual nature. (Looking at your lovely lady, you are obviously punching above your weight).
Canadian 😁
Love your new set. ❤️
He’s got the best one liners ever!!!
Thanks for the kick to the brain pan. 24:45 Holly cow milk takes a religious person's throw.😊
Whaya his name I use to watch mock the week religiously but I havnt seen a good 1 liner in years he's great
What is a sheep chained to a lamppost called in Wales ?
A activitie centre 😂😂
Yes these are his clean jokes! Lol
He’s amazing
Tim Vine, Milton Jones and Gary Delaney - the Holy Trinity of one-liners!
Add Stewart Francis for the quartet
Who the Canadian who’s very good at one liners
Stewart Frances.
Add Stuart Francis.
Not sure if it's already been mentioned, or you already know, but this is Sarah Millicans Husband.
Uri Gellar is a magician who bends things, so he would bend the knife so you can't stab him.
He was bullshit!
The, URI Geller joke about,hard to stab,was because he, supposedly,was able to bend utensils
Uri Geller is an Israeli-British illusionist, magician, television personality, and self-proclaimed psychic
Check out Milton jones . 😂
Thr BMI joke is to do with the fact that it used to be a small airline (British Midland International)
Uh-oh that joke about the Israeli occupier had to come today......😀
my sides are aching.
2:11 Uri Geller is an Israeli celebrity who's famous for being able to bend spoons. He was at his biggest years ago.
I really liked your reactions. And I get that you would be sensitive about your part of the world. Totally understandable. Al Murray is actually only playing the part of the pub landlord. He is actually a very informed person and is great at history and geography and more. So please try and watch some other stuff of his. Like the one about how the Uk has invaded every country in the world or the one about how world finance works. Thre are a few others. But enjoy, and keep well. 😊
hiya Brad and lucy ❤
The joke about his cat being in Heat wasn't a reference to the movie,Heat is a weekly magazine in the UK that covers stories about celebrities
Yuri Gellar was the Spoon Bender
I worked a shop once , A lady asked if we had any vegan cook books . I told her I thought we had but I did not know what they glued the binding with and besides that books dont eat anything
Mock the week had to stop him inviting Gary Delaney back because of the effect he had not just on the audience but the contestants!
Saw him live last year
2 hrs of jokes a lot ruder than these
Hilarious
5:54 For the record, he’s still alive.
Well... it appears that both the UK and US have very similar sense of humour, who'd of known!
Canadian 😁
@@bradlucy OK we'll let you off, lol
Hes firing jokes like an uzi
Gary Delaney is the husband of sara Millican.That must be a fun house.
Yuri Gellar was a mentalist who could bend metal utensils
Crazy ass kanooks,!¡! You are just insane 😂
For the record, his girl friend is Sara Millican.
I am just thinking Lucy or Brad did he brick laying then the other did all the rest
Ill send a link
"The most popular joke I ever did on Mock the Week" (Gary Delaney) was not included???
ruclips.net/video/lbvHMtLtHNI/видео.html
He's right about that, a dirty but hilarious joke, believe me!
"Welcome to my country".......
hahahahahaha
😁😂🤣👍✌️
ruclips.net/video/PXYpwXVkp4o/видео.htmlsi=ognnohZuoIE_pQnP
The best mtw are series 1-16 because frankie boyles in all of them. when he left i stopped watching it ❤❤
It was ok for a while after not good enough but then it went lamen
[Obligatory Sarah Millican comment]
[Sarcastic reply]
Weaving...Loom....
The killed by a zulu jokd he was saying whipsnade because its a zoo
Zoo Loo as is zoo toilet ...bit british for you to get and alao quite lame
i love your show brad , but your laugh is to loud . your stilllaughing over the start of the next joke which means lots of us miss the start of the next gag,
Ok. I'll try pausing the video before the next jokr
Sad to need to vape.
It helped her to quit smoking after 30 years
Tbh. Not for me. That's life.
Uri Geller bends cutlery.
The Joke about his cat being in heat was referencing HEAT Magazine and not the movie Heat with RD and AP. If you are not a bit or total anglophile you won't get a lot of his references, like the alphagetti being Welsh. Makes more sense if you know that the Welsh language has words that start with three L's and some words not only start with two or three L's the word has 5 to 6 or more L's in it. Which now makes sense when the son says..."Dad, there all L's"
As if to allow me to illustrate my point. Pauper is an old English word that describes someone that is not only poor but destitute so a Dolphin with no money, and dalphins are porpoises, so he had a porpoise (pauper's) funeral