GARY DELANEY ONE LINERS | AMANDA RAE

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @peterjeffery1854
    @peterjeffery1854 Год назад +14

    Garry is a master of one liners he gets it right every time

  • @barrymitchell6444
    @barrymitchell6444 2 года назад +2

    The last joke... I thought he was going to say it was a tear-jerker.

  • @williebauld1007
    @williebauld1007 2 года назад +67

    You should watch his most offensive one liners!! He puts a warning at the start of the sketch! And he really needed to lol 😂

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад +17

      lol I definitely will!

    • @yorkshirelad346
      @yorkshirelad346 2 года назад +6

      @@LADYRAEUK u really should no doubt

    • @morganweedz666
      @morganweedz666 2 года назад +5

      @@LADYRAEUK please do!!

    • @gbryant2911
      @gbryant2911 2 года назад +2

      Watched his really offensive one a few times. Hilarious

    • @pontinrob
      @pontinrob 2 года назад +1

      Oh yes he gets a lot worse

  • @colibri67
    @colibri67 2 года назад +12

    Lady Amanda ought to be offered a program of her own on mainstream TV, or at least to be part of some discussion group. Her RUclips channel is great, but she should be further out in the public forum. She's one of those people whose personality radiates out from the screen and she has the power to make viewers smile.

    • @mothmagic1
      @mothmagic1 Год назад +1

      Get her on Loose Women for a few weeks.

  • @gijgij4541
    @gijgij4541 2 года назад +1

    Oh good, glad you found Gary, thought you would enjoy.

  • @manu-tonyo9654
    @manu-tonyo9654 2 года назад +1

    Thanks Amanda, I watched it as just your vid appreciation. Comedy is king.

  • @matthewesney2629
    @matthewesney2629 2 года назад +4

    Love Gary Delaney he's a no filter comedian that doesn't hold back

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад +1

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @ianrobertson-molden9521
    @ianrobertson-molden9521 2 года назад +2

    Yes. . All his stand up is like that . . What a pair lol

  • @paul197290
    @paul197290 2 года назад +3

    My favourite one liner comedian. I'd love to see him live. To me he has a sarcastic way of delivering his jokes which is something I love about comedians.

    • @TheRealityleak
      @TheRealityleak 2 года назад +2

      I saw him live in Worcester in July. He doesn't disappoint! My ribs hurt afterwards!

    • @paul197290
      @paul197290 2 года назад +1

      @@TheRealityleak I'll have to see if he comes to Warrington any time on the future. He's the best one liner after Stewart Francis, and I've seen him twice.

  • @gemere58
    @gemere58 2 года назад

    Glad you got round to watching Gary.

  • @andyleighton4970
    @andyleighton4970 2 года назад +14

    One of my favourite clean jokes by him is "I told my girlfriend she'd drawn her eyebrows on to high, she looked surprised"

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 2 года назад +1

    He's on of my favourite top stand up comics

  • @PeterMackett
    @PeterMackett 2 года назад +9

    Another comedian i have never seen before and he is hilarious!, not a lot offends me and his jokes are so funny, i definitely want to see more of him!

  • @truthspeaker1074
    @truthspeaker1074 2 года назад +10

    Amanda's voice has such a deep quality to it, I wonder what she would sound like if she sang.

    • @mothmagic1
      @mothmagic1 Год назад

      I wonder if we can persuade her to sing on here?

  • @summittaedae2323
    @summittaedae2323 2 года назад +7

    I can’t believe I never knew Sarah and Gary where married. That woulda been a hilarious wedding for speeches 🤣

  • @alanhilton3611
    @alanhilton3611 2 года назад +3

    It's been a while since I've seen him but my god is he funny.😂

  • @ianjones1442
    @ianjones1442 2 года назад +5

    Good evening Amanda 😃 great to hear your infectious laugh again 🤣😂I think you should have some more Dave Allen 😃

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад +2

      I plan to 😊

    • @ianjones1442
      @ianjones1442 2 года назад +1

      @@LADYRAEUK I'd have a look at Dave Allen on children or Supermarkets

    • @kathrynwhitby9799
      @kathrynwhitby9799 2 года назад

      @@ianjones1442 he was the master of the religious piss-take.

  • @iancomputerscomputerrepair8944
    @iancomputerscomputerrepair8944 2 года назад +3

    Amanda, another great reaction video. I notice that the snort laugh made an welcome return. As Willie Bauld said you should watch his most offensive one liners. Keep smiling

  • @bluesmachine1006
    @bluesmachine1006 2 года назад +1

    I saw Gary when I wrangled a media pass as a photographer in my home town, ages ago. He’s ace 👍🏻

  • @cornwallkev201
    @cornwallkev201 2 года назад

    I so love your laugh snort, it's so cute.

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 Год назад +2

    You imagine what the banter in the Millican/Delaney household must be like!

  • @sparkidee
    @sparkidee 2 года назад +1

    Oh yes!!! U did Gary haha this guy is a legend! Much better than his wife

  • @peterbannell3581
    @peterbannell3581 2 года назад +3

    Gary is on tour at the moment and it’s 1 1/2 hours of jokes like that .Certainly one of our funniest comics at the moment .If you get a chance go see him .

  • @tonybaker55
    @tonybaker55 2 года назад +1

    He is brilliant!

  • @abergreg
    @abergreg 2 года назад

    FRANK SKINNER LIVE IN BIRMINGHAM, you'll have to pick your fave bits out of the hour+ show but its all gold.

  • @michaelsnow4735
    @michaelsnow4735 2 года назад +1

    Great video Amanda. I didn't realise that was Sarah's husband. I love his humour, definitely my taste

  • @leepower2717
    @leepower2717 2 года назад +1

    Really worth going to see him live, we have seen the current tour & also the previous one. He does the warm up for his warm up act. Gary is currently on tour so maybe see if he is playing a venue nearby.

    • @TheRealityleak
      @TheRealityleak 2 года назад

      Saw him in Worcester a few weeks back. Great night!

  •  2 года назад +1

    Seeing this side of Gary when you first encounter him on stuff like Mock The Week could be a bit like when I first caught one of Robin Williams' (RIP) solo gigs after knowing him from, well, his more famous persona for years. I said could be because after my Robin Williams Experience™, something like that can't shock me anymore. :D

  • @cliffcrabtree4359
    @cliffcrabtree4359 2 года назад +1

    That got you, lots of snorting and laughter. .......!

  • @andrewward2010
    @andrewward2010 2 года назад

    LOL! That was so funny. Never seen him before tbh!

  • @jonathanfinan722
    @jonathanfinan722 2 года назад +21

    My favourite Gary Delaney gag is pure filth. Last joke of the night “I make my girlfriend sleep in the wet patch. You’d think she’d have stopped pissing the bed at eleven years old.” Skipton town hall about ten years ago.

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sparkidee
      @sparkidee 2 года назад

      His best one is "Me and the girlfriend have been trying for a baby, her mum agreed to help... Just till I get hard" 😂😂😂

  • @colinhawes1907
    @colinhawes1907 2 года назад +2

    Glad you had a good laugh with that clip. I do love his humour.

  • @awakekiwi
    @awakekiwi 2 года назад +1

    The special trolley one is great.. Nothing wrong with been special!
    Also the thong one is priceless (or around £2.99 on special).

  • @ScreamqueenarmyBlogspot666
    @ScreamqueenarmyBlogspot666 2 года назад +2

    There are two Billy Connolly bus related routines you should DEFINITELY check out:
    Dwarf on a bus & Old Lady on a bus

    • @Aswaguespack
      @Aswaguespack 2 года назад

      Those are two great Billy Connolly suggestions. 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @chriscoombes6751
    @chriscoombes6751 2 года назад +4

    I don't know why- I love most comedians, but especially one-liner comedians, rude or clean - just think the payoffs so much funnier to my mind!
    There's a clip on RUclips: ''Gary Delaney Most Complained About Jokes''- that's worth a look if you loved this one!
    Other one-liner comedians to check if you haven't already - Tim Vine, Stewart Francis & Milton Jones, all funny!

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад

      Thanks so much, I’ll check it out 👍🏻

  • @Psmith-ek5hq
    @Psmith-ek5hq 2 года назад +2

    I remember the first time I visited a swingers' club. It was a couple of hours drive away. Within minutes of entering the place I was taken aback by seeing a woman whom I knew. "Well fancy seeing you here", I said. . . .It was my wife.
    And here was I thinking her monthly weekends away were to see her parents. And so she was. . .they were there too.

  • @stuartrawson5057
    @stuartrawson5057 2 года назад +3

    Wow this is hilarious Amanda ive not seen this before i think i need to watch more 😃😃thank you for sharing this ❤❤

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад

      You’re welcome! I plan to as well 😊

  • @garyking9623
    @garyking9623 2 года назад +1

    Been waiting for this one thanks for putting it up x

  • @1aleckman1
    @1aleckman1 Год назад

    Amanda, you've got to watch this one, 2 Ronnies Pub and Wallpaper Sketches irish pub. It's so funny. These guys are genius's. Love your reactions. Have a great day!

  • @JONSEY101
    @JONSEY101 2 года назад

    Hey beautiful ( Amanda )
    You are looking lovely, as always!
    I have to say, i still have much to learn about you as you still have many things about you that surprise me, in a good way, lol!
    I also love the red shirt, red looks great on your.
    I myself have only come across Gary Delany recently, although not literally of course!, Ahhahaha! 😂🤣😂
    He's really quite funny!
    Some of his jokes are sometimes like dad jokes but he does have some really funny ones.
    A fantastic video as always, take care beautiful! 😍❤

  • @steventownsend1344
    @steventownsend1344 2 года назад +1

    Yes his most offensive one is wow top class u jve to watch it

  • @kenaustinardenol1338
    @kenaustinardenol1338 2 года назад +4

    Other one liner artist are Tim Vine and espacially Milton Jones, who often stuns his co-panellists with inmitable remarks

  • @daviehope4890
    @daviehope4890 2 года назад +2

    Good reaction av a look at fonejacker or the league of gentlemen UK tv show 👍🏻

  • @andygrantham1831
    @andygrantham1831 2 года назад +2

    As others have said lass, look at the Gary Delaney Ruthless one liners. They are his most complained about jokes!

  • @PropBoyGinge
    @PropBoyGinge 2 года назад

    I love the looks as you start laughing and you're also thinking I really shouldn't be laughing at this.

  • @krisjonesuk
    @krisjonesuk 2 года назад +1

    We don’t have many one-liner comedians in the UK. My favourite is Milton Jones because of his play on words.

    • @davebirch1976
      @davebirch1976 2 года назад

      My favourite of Milton's was when he keeps doing the "I had a grandad" one liners and then at one point says "we had a family gathering at my parents house one Christmas, but I couldn't get in the house with all those grandads" 🤣

  • @josephmifsud8261
    @josephmifsud8261 8 месяцев назад +1

    He is a brilliant comedian. I was lucky enough to see him and meet him at a show last September. He signed my book with a cock and balls as well as his autograph

  • @pauly741
    @pauly741 2 года назад

    I've heard several of these on mock the week

  • @ScreamqueenarmyBlogspot666
    @ScreamqueenarmyBlogspot666 2 года назад +2

    Gary delaney is brilliant,

  • @tompato476
    @tompato476 2 года назад

    Tiny Tim Calls a Transport Company, you’ve got to do that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kevinfroude8679
    @kevinfroude8679 2 года назад +18

    One of my favourite Gary Delaney jokes " My mates just had a penis extension....but now his house just looks really weird..."😂

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @grumpyone5963
      @grumpyone5963 2 года назад +4

      Or, My grief councillor recently died. Luckily he was so good I didn’t give a shit!

  • @steve3291
    @steve3291 2 года назад +2

    I was rolling on the floor at the dwarf joke 🤣

    • @markysumm72
      @markysumm72 2 года назад +6

      My dwarf friend was pickpocketed recently. How could anyone stoop so low?

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @grumpyone5963
      @grumpyone5963 2 года назад +1

      The other day I crashed into the back of a car at the lights, guy gets out and I notice he’s a dwarf with a face like thunder and says to me
      “I AM NOT HAPPY”. I replied, “which one are you then?”

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ianwright7133
    @ianwright7133 Год назад

    Hi Amanda ..... Victoria Wood our greatest .... Ballad of Barry and Freda .... and together with Julie Walters watch Acorn Antiques where all things were wrong in production with added melodrama ...... and Two Soups sketch an absolute must !!

  • @paulhorgan6152
    @paulhorgan6152 2 года назад +1

    Have you seen the phantom raspberry blower of old London town the two ronnies. Very quintessentially British humour Silly but wonderful

  • @joecoppola3974
    @joecoppola3974 Год назад

    Your laugh is so cute ❤❤❤

  • @LordRahl1975
    @LordRahl1975 2 года назад +1

    Gary Delaney - Ruthless One Liners is really dark and messed up. It is awesome.

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад +1

      I’ll check it out 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @lukewalmsley7539
    @lukewalmsley7539 Год назад

    When you snort laugh you know its funny 😂😂😂

  • @sirskippalot
    @sirskippalot 2 года назад +1

    omg i have been waiting for this 😂

  • @chindleymuffin
    @chindleymuffin 2 года назад

    Gary Delaney has always been the more extreme version of Tim Vine or Milton Jones, he became popular on the show Mock The Week.

  • @roymillsjnr5172
    @roymillsjnr5172 2 года назад +1

    Never seen him before but he was funny 😂👍👍

  • @honestchris7472
    @honestchris7472 2 года назад +1

    I had never heard of him before but he was funny, like a mix between Jimmy Carr and Tim Vine.

  • @bristolsonic
    @bristolsonic 2 года назад +1

    Please do Gary Delaney -ruthless one liners.

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад +1

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @kelvinmeadows3091
    @kelvinmeadows3091 2 года назад +1

    He is superb

  • @diamond20able
    @diamond20able 2 года назад +1

    If you haven't already want rude crude and very funny you need to watch roy chubby brown 😊

  • @paulstarskey1012
    @paulstarskey1012 2 года назад

    The dwarf joke i new we would get a snort

  • @Si_Mondo
    @Si_Mondo 2 года назад +2

    I love the way, after he says, "Fuck it. Let's see how horrible we can get," he gets the mic stand to lean on, like he finds it more relaxing telling nasty as fuck jokes! 🤣🤣

  • @trevorenever265
    @trevorenever265 2 года назад +2

    I've seen Gary twice at the comedy club at my local pub with an audience of about 40 people. He goes there to try out new material and it is just like in your clip but goes on for almost an hour. He has you crying with laughter and your guts ache by the end. It's an hour when you can forget "woke" ever existed.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 Год назад

      I am not sure if you actually know what woke means and so are just doing the usual 'catch all' way of using it. It actually means being alert to or aware of social injustices, like racism for example, so do you think that is a bad thing then?
      Why not just say PC if that it what you actually mean?

    • @trevorenever265
      @trevorenever265 Год назад

      @@seanscanlon9067 You've never seen Gary Delaney live, have you? I suggest he might not be to your liking. I said woke and I meant woke.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 Год назад

      @@trevorenever265 So you are saying Gary is racist then.
      Got it.

    • @trevorenever265
      @trevorenever265 Год назад

      @@seanscanlon9067 Not at all. There are other sensitive subjects to joke about other than race. But if your immature mind goes straight for the race card then I guess we'll have to wait for you to gain some life experience before holding a sensible conversation with you.

  • @darrencalvin1034
    @darrencalvin1034 2 года назад

    Garry is a Liverpool legend

  • @McKavian
    @McKavian 2 года назад +5

    Yeah, Gary does rapid fire one liners. He's a filthy Tim Vine.

  • @stevetaylor7403
    @stevetaylor7403 2 года назад +1

    You look even more beautiful when you laugh.

  • @kathrynwhitby9799
    @kathrynwhitby9799 2 года назад

    the roofer got me 🤣🤣

  • @jeanlongsden1696
    @jeanlongsden1696 2 года назад +2

    if you like fast one-liners, check out Tim Vine.

  • @tonys1636
    @tonys1636 2 года назад +2

    Most comedians don't take the work home, often they are totally different off stage.

  • @afischer8327
    @afischer8327 Год назад

    Hello, I just subscribed. Gary Delaney does one-liners - lots of very short lines, like a blunderbuss loaded with jokes. Two other experts at one-liners are Stewart Francis (Canadian), and Milton Jones (English). Stewart Francis does unexpected shocks to our morals. Milton Jones is more surreal, but gentler - he doesn't tend to swear or use sexual innuendo, but that doesn't stop him being hilarious. Apart from those, I dare you to to make a video about Frankie Boyle - try his 'The Last Days of Sodom' on RUclips.

  • @anthonymolloy9953
    @anthonymolloy9953 2 года назад +1

    Thats shirts amazing

  • @johnshelton2414
    @johnshelton2414 2 года назад +1

    BRUTAL AMANDA BRUTAL LOL🤣🤣

    • @Psmith-ek5hq
      @Psmith-ek5hq 2 года назад

      You're being a bit harsh on Amanda. She always comes across as anything but. Maybe with her husband, and even then, only if she's in the mood and he asks very nicely.

  • @martincraig5552
    @martincraig5552 2 года назад +1

    Amanda he is very funny seem him live at the Edinburgh Fringe

  • @adrianmcgachie
    @adrianmcgachie 2 года назад

    Just naughty, Amanda, lol!!!!!

  • @Leocoz82
    @Leocoz82 2 года назад

    Genius one liners 😂

  • @stewartbailey1653
    @stewartbailey1653 2 года назад +1

    Try checking out the video where he does the jokes he said he'd never do on stage again x

  • @mrlister2000
    @mrlister2000 2 года назад

    If you haven't already, watch Tim Vine.
    He's a tame version of Gary Delaney, but just as funny, if not funnier!
    "BNAG - that's bang out of order"

  • @Aswaguespack
    @Aswaguespack 2 года назад +1

    Two snort reaction 😉😂 👍🏻

  • @thetatcritic4236
    @thetatcritic4236 2 года назад

    Can we have more ASMR stories?
    we need them back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад

      Maybe I’ll do one again soon 😊

  • @stuwilsonrallying
    @stuwilsonrallying 2 года назад +1

    Gary is by far the much comic between him and sarah

    • @TheRealityleak
      @TheRealityleak 2 года назад

      They do different things. I laugh hysterically at them both!

  • @Tim_3100
    @Tim_3100 2 года назад

    Hes is funny and seen a couple of his skits

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад

      🙌🙌he’s funny!

  • @wesleyrodgers886
    @wesleyrodgers886 2 года назад

    Out of left field
    I'd recommend the song...
    The gasman cometh.

    • @jonathanfraser321
      @jonathanfraser321 2 года назад

      Glad someone remembers Flander and Swann- listen to their song of the year-definitey a pre global warming song

  • @MikeSmith-ye9ho
    @MikeSmith-ye9ho 2 года назад +1

    He’s a one liner. Where Sarah Millican tells a bit more of a story. Two different styles
    But going round for lunch would be interesting

  • @markclements1509
    @markclements1509 2 года назад +1

    Saw him last year, absolute filth and laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out. So catch him when he tours again, you wont regret it.

  • @kevinWilkins-i4n
    @kevinWilkins-i4n Год назад +1

    Amanda, check out a comic called Jethro. He is hilarious

  • @andrewgilbertson5356
    @andrewgilbertson5356 2 года назад

    Love your laugh

  • @dataterminal
    @dataterminal 2 года назад +3

    I like to think that Sarah Millican's household is exactly as she describes it in her routines hehe

  • @gordonwallin2368
    @gordonwallin2368 2 года назад

    Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada.

  • @stewartrush436
    @stewartrush436 2 года назад +1

    If you love comedy then one of the best female comics is Victoria Wood so funny

  • @mbartleyaol
    @mbartleyaol 2 года назад

    Bert Kreischer - the Machine story. If it isn't already on here.

  • @divarachelenvy
    @divarachelenvy 2 года назад

    That's fookin funny.

  • @Kari_B61ex
    @Kari_B61ex 2 года назад +5

    I've often wondered the same! Do Gary Delaney and Sarah Millican write and trade jokes with each other? After a bit of thought, I tend to think that once they both get away from 'work' they're just a normal everyday couple. Until one of them says or does something the other thinks... 'comedy sketch'.

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад

      That would make more sense 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @leewesley1961
      @leewesley1961 2 года назад

      @@LADYRAEUK you should have a look at the kristen hanby family prank videos you will not believewhat they do to each other

  • @thomasmoore842
    @thomasmoore842 2 года назад +1

    Amanda you should try the other guy who came up at the end of the video Paul smith he’s from Liverpool n he can be the same as Gary

    • @LADYRAEUK
      @LADYRAEUK  2 года назад

      I’ll check him out, thanks 😊

  • @gemmabarnes
    @gemmabarnes 2 года назад

    I like your look

  • @kamranqayyum7293
    @kamranqayyum7293 2 года назад

    Amanda can u react to Stewart Francis the Canadian one-liners? He is funny as well.

  • @trevorroberts-o7q
    @trevorroberts-o7q 3 месяца назад

    Have you watched Al Murray as the Pub Landlord ?