Jen, whenever someone asks me the same question more than once I write down the question and answer on a piece of paper and give it to them. I’ve had it with repeating myself.
I really appreciate the way Jen & Pumps make Had It or Hit It personal to the guest's work, such a great way to introduce the listeners to new people! I'm about to watch Jared's Netflix special!
Do you remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer tried to opt out of snail mail? It resulted in him meeting with the US Post Office mafia threatening him.
I'm a postal employee. Unfortunately, the only way the post office is staying revenue neutral, and a quasi-government agency that is self-sustaining is the junk mail. People pay to get stuff out to the consumers. We are legally obligated to deliver it. People get so irate at us in the office and the carriers for simply delivering "junk mail". Lol I wish we could self-sustain without the bulk mail, but that's just the way we are forced to function. But yes... I get annoyed with junk in my own mailbox, but I just see it as job security :D
I HIGHLY agree about the long winded captions put on Instagram for photos. Oh my god. I don’t even read it. As a matter of fact I’ve had it with Instagram 😂 I’ve had mines for 12 years and in it’s early, glory days it used to be soooo much fun and more real, but now it’s so commercial and money hungry. But, my god the damn captions are a mess. Jared’s bit about mom’s posting these long ass stories about their baby in the captions is sooooo accurate. You’d think the kid graduated Harvard University and cured cancer the way they write about a newborn. Lord!
In your funny 1 star review, they said you were vulgar. The irony they don't see is that the single most vulgar person on the planet is their heartthrob Donald Jessica Trump.
My daughter took Italian in college and did a study abroad in Italy. They could not understand her “Texas” Italian. I hope your “Oklahoma” Italian is better.
Literally they’re the devil and angel on my shoulder, except they’re both devils because they’re my kinda b*tches and allow me to enjoy my intrusive thoughts! Thanks for making me laugh at my own daily had its!
I one time only ordered 2 pairs of jeans for my son from a catalog called King Size. My son hated the jeans and never wore them, this was 3 years ago. They still send me the stupid catalog wtf
Love this podcast! Jennifer, you are a comedic genius…so articulate and quick witted! Pumps, I love all of your “I’ve Had Its”…and your cute accent, especially when you say “pussy” 😂. As I am your biggest fan, I had to binge watch “Sweet Home Oklahoma” and loved every episode. What happened to your friend, Lee Murphy? I thought for sure she would make an appearance on your podcast by now. Jen…why do they call it “Pickle ball?” It seems like a fun sport, but I don’t like that it makes me think about pickles. Pumps, do your kids listen to your podcast? Just curious as you guys can get pretty raunchy 🫢😂. I live in NC and would love to see your Hot Shit Tour. Any suggestions on where/when I could make one? Are you both handling your new found fame well? Is it hard to juggle your podcast, Patreon, Tour, your regular careers, and family? Thank you for bringing so much laughter into my life. You two are the next best thing! 😊❤️😂💯👏🔥😅👐🏾😽
I moved in with my parents as a single mom to go to University and I despise mail as it is always a bill or ad or just bad news. So I ignore it. well my dad Lost it daily over my refusal to even acknowledge this huge pile of mail he so carefully accumulated for me...made me do it More and lol daily😂🤣💩👹
Can I get my I’ve had it in early? Okay, so I’m an HR professional and recruiter. I use LinkedIn and Twitter all the time for work. I’ve had it with company’s and people, even my former employees, posting flyers, job fair images, or gifs (with a G) that contain QR codes. It annoys me, if I were looking for a job I would need another phone or device to just scan the damn QR code!! Can I just get a link? Or give me all the details? It’s so annoying!
My damn grocery store started offering discounts with QR codes. Imagine a 68 year old with a bad knee trying to get up after falling down trying to scan a fucking QR code on the bottom shelf. I told an employee how much it fucking pissed me off…..blank look.
Poor Pumps sounds like fuckin death. I shall take the blame for spreading the fucking plague. I made everyone at work sick. I'm accused of spreading the fucking plaque. It seems what I had is lesser than what others have. I'm just doing God's work. Lol. Love you ladies.
Is there any chance you’ll be going back to the 4:45 am CST premiere times? I’ve missed last two. 4:45am is earliest possible… realize it doesn’t matter what one overdone thinks. But it’s so much fun to watch w a live chat. Did pumps test for COVID? I know you both are responsible and caring and not conspiracy theorists. I’m in public health and COVID numbers have tripled in last few weeks. It’s a siege that’s just beginning. You guys have a great platform - please let others know and e’one; mask when needed. Watch out for yourself and for others. Take best care. Q: will the premieres go back to the OG time or will it be at different times? Thank you for another fun show!!!!☮️
I have seriously considered writing “return to sender” on every stupid piece of mail I get just to prove a point but then I feel bad for the mail person who has to deal with it
NEVER shit on your girlfriend's other half, (unless she's in danger), even when they're broken up, and be very careful about shitting on your own partner TO your girlfriends, (unless you're in danger and need help). Full stop. Just keep it to yourself because in both cases, only one of you is wearing the rose-colored glasses. It's too bad, but you will come to regret those things one day.
Josh Welch sounds like a very cute handful. He also sounds like he might be working with some Tourette's style OCD, which is often linked to self medication/drug addiction.
Yeah, nah,…the algorithm came my way via trixie and delta. We watched a few of your episodes, and appreciated the amusing’ s. But it’s become a bit of a predictable script running a one trick pony in Darby. I appreciate that you’z have impacted, but I suggest you get those lesbians to look long and hard for some fresh content. I want you’z to to well. Mx
Pumps has no business being there. I don’t know why the button hit record Kylie!!! If y’all hear from OSHA don’t be surprised. Get better soon Pumps Spice Latte 🫶🏽💓
"One woman's ick is another woman's husband." 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Jared didn’t lie. Pumps is a beacon of light
One of the best episodes so far. You are hitting it! Much love from Switzerland (yes, you are going globallll)🎉🎉
Side note: You look so pretty ❤
“Oh God if I saw an outfit of the day I’d die” LMFAOOOOOOOOOO Pumps 😭😭😭
Jen, whenever someone asks me the same question more than once I write down the question and answer on a piece of paper and give it to them. I’ve had it with repeating myself.
😂
Jennifer, your “I’ve Had It” about Josh had me in stitches. I have resorted to shushing my husband too as a last resort.
Best vlog to watch while wake and bake. Love you guys.
I put on my face to these gals.
I really appreciate the way Jen & Pumps make Had It or Hit It personal to the guest's work, such a great way to introduce the listeners to new people! I'm about to watch Jared's Netflix special!
Do you remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer tried to opt out of snail mail? It resulted in him meeting with the US Post Office mafia threatening him.
'I want to be as small and as petty as I can possibly be' 🥰🥰 🥰
I'm a postal employee. Unfortunately, the only way the post office is staying revenue neutral, and a quasi-government agency that is self-sustaining is the junk mail. People pay to get stuff out to the consumers. We are legally obligated to deliver it. People get so irate at us in the office and the carriers for simply delivering "junk mail". Lol
I wish we could self-sustain without the bulk mail, but that's just the way we are forced to function. But yes... I get annoyed with junk in my own mailbox, but I just see it as job security :D
Poor little Pumps.. but she still soldiers on like the trained star that she is! Love from London ❤️
Poor pumps needs some honey in her tea 🍵 hope you get better soon
He totally reminds me of Nick on New Girl. And the Bears hat- ya single? 😊❤️
“How do they not have like 20 million subscribers by now?” - what I said out loud just now and decided to comment
Loved this big time. Jared rocks!
I don't know who writes the copy for these ads but every time they do better help all I hear is: "take a break from your thoughts...with ketamine".
I HIGHLY agree about the long winded captions put on Instagram for photos. Oh my god. I don’t even read it. As a matter of fact I’ve had it with Instagram 😂 I’ve had mines for 12 years and in it’s early, glory days it used to be soooo much fun and more real, but now it’s so commercial and money hungry. But, my god the damn captions are a mess. Jared’s bit about mom’s posting these long ass stories about their baby in the captions is sooooo accurate. You’d think the kid graduated Harvard University and cured cancer the way they write about a newborn. Lord!
i laughed out loud this entire episode 😭
Just discovered this podcast and all I have to say is I wanna be like y’all when I grow up.
OMG! I want your coupons! We don't get them out here in nowhereville. Great show!
I’ve had it with snail mail too. Hope you feel better soon Pumps!
I hope pumps feels better on her throat. ❤
I have had it with spam mail that is so unnecessary like I have had it with a capital Period!
The Emily story will never not be funny! First episode material. Hahahah it was the moment I knew I’d love Jenn and Pumps
Love Pumps’ whiskey & cigarettes voice…. ❤❤❤
I have to say the yall keep my black obsidian heart pumping!
I really appreciate the dedication our Princess Diana gives, even on sick days
I love that y'all have so many sponsors but my gawd lol at least put the sponsorships in chapters so I can skip that faster 😅
pumps’s sexy raspy voice is really gonna help her case with the lesbians 👀
In your funny 1 star review, they said you were vulgar. The irony they don't see is that the single most vulgar person on the planet is their heartthrob Donald Jessica Trump.
I feel like if i dont have captions my videos or my photos go nowhere, no one sees them.
My daughter took Italian in college and did a study abroad in Italy. They could not understand her “Texas” Italian. I hope your “Oklahoma” Italian is better.
Literally they’re the devil and angel on my shoulder, except they’re both devils because they’re my kinda b*tches and allow me to enjoy my intrusive thoughts! Thanks for making me laugh at my own daily had its!
43:15 this should be a monologue
"The role of the artist is to make the revolution irresistible" Toni Cade Bambara
I one time only ordered 2 pairs of jeans for my son from a catalog called King Size. My son hated the jeans and never wore them, this was 3 years ago. They still send me the stupid catalog wtf
Sounds like the probiotics are kicking in, Pumps.
Love this podcast! Jennifer, you are a comedic genius…so articulate and quick witted! Pumps, I love all of your “I’ve Had Its”…and your cute accent, especially when you say “pussy” 😂. As I am your biggest fan, I had to binge watch “Sweet Home Oklahoma” and loved every episode. What happened to your friend, Lee Murphy? I thought for sure she would make an appearance on your podcast by now. Jen…why do they call it “Pickle ball?” It seems like a fun sport, but I don’t like that it makes me think about pickles. Pumps, do your kids listen to your podcast? Just curious as you guys can get pretty raunchy 🫢😂. I live in NC and would love to see your Hot Shit Tour. Any suggestions on where/when I could make one? Are you both handling your new found fame well? Is it hard to juggle your podcast, Patreon, Tour, your regular careers, and family? Thank you for bringing so much laughter into my life. You two are the next best thing! 😊❤️😂💯👏🔥😅👐🏾😽
Snail mail is actually the best, it’s the junk mail you don’t like lol
I moved in with my parents as a single mom to go to University and I despise mail as it is always a bill or ad or just bad news. So I ignore it. well my dad Lost it daily over my refusal to even acknowledge this huge pile of mail he so carefully accumulated for me...made me do it More and lol daily😂🤣💩👹
Love you LADIES ❤! YOU'RE THE BEST!
Love yourself less! Yes!!!
I agree it's annoying BUT…I often need USPS and bulk mail keeps our mail system funded
Can I get my I’ve had it in early? Okay, so I’m an HR professional and recruiter. I use LinkedIn and Twitter all the time for work. I’ve had it with company’s and people, even my former employees, posting flyers, job fair images, or gifs (with a G) that contain QR codes. It annoys me, if I were looking for a job I would need another phone or device to just scan the damn QR code!! Can I just get a link? Or give me all the details? It’s so annoying!
QR codes are annoying!
My damn grocery store started offering discounts with QR codes. Imagine a 68 year old with a bad knee trying to get up after falling down trying to scan a fucking QR code on the bottom shelf. I told an employee how much it fucking pissed me off…..blank look.
You guys need to have Nick DiRameo on the podcast immediately
Y’all better stop hating on the First Gentleman of I’ve Had It😂
Yes!
31:44, 😆
For the permanent record, I was a fan before your rise to stardom!!!!
Poor Pumps sounds like fuckin death. I shall take the blame for spreading the fucking plague. I made everyone at work sick. I'm accused of spreading the fucking plaque. It seems what I had is lesser than what others have. I'm just doing God's work. Lol. Love you ladies.
It's like ASMR Pumps with this voice😂😅
Is there any chance you’ll be going back to the 4:45 am CST premiere times? I’ve missed last two. 4:45am is earliest possible… realize it doesn’t matter what one overdone thinks. But it’s so much fun to watch w a live chat.
Did pumps test for COVID? I know you both are responsible and caring and not conspiracy theorists. I’m in public health and COVID numbers have tripled in last few weeks. It’s a siege that’s just beginning. You guys have a great platform - please let others know and e’one; mask when needed. Watch out for yourself and for others.
Take best care.
Q: will the premieres go back to the OG time or will it be at different times?
Thank you for another fun show!!!!☮️
Capitol one must spend more than it makes with how much Mail they send
My “pick me up” of the day. The Mother Teresa’s of the modern Democrats.
Erase the apostrophe. Thanks.
21:40 waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
22:19 if one thing is true, these "people" love the dramatic and have a flare for it.
23:40 truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue like a certain group of people
53:27 stole that
I have seriously considered writing “return to sender” on every stupid piece of mail I get just to prove a point but then I feel bad for the mail person who has to deal with it
Josh just likes to hear the sound of his own voice 😂
In the realm of modern science she says
How on earth is he still single!?!
i won’t lie i’m kind of a fan of pumps newfound chain smoker voice
My offer still stands to be gay with Josh. Just say yes sir! ;D Jared too! LOL
I hope pumps throat feels better soon :((((( but it does sound rlly sexy if that helps any
38:10 Water bottle
NEVER shit on your girlfriend's other half, (unless she's in danger), even when they're broken up, and be very careful about shitting on your own partner TO your girlfriends, (unless you're in danger and need help). Full stop. Just keep it to yourself because in both cases, only one of you is wearing the rose-colored glasses. It's too bad, but you will come to regret those things one day.
someone get pumps some tea and a massage stat
Josh Welch sounds like a very cute handful. He also sounds like he might be working with some Tourette's style OCD, which is often linked to self medication/drug addiction.
Pumps ong your voice is so … sexy all raspy 😂😂
Days fantasizing about an outfit? So, every day for Josh is the 1st day of school...
Jared is even funnier than the drag queens. He’s funny af.
I wish I could get into Jared. He’s just another loud straight guy yelling about white straight guy shit.
Wait. Rude and vulgar are bad? oh my
Too many F words!! I canceled!!
Yeah, nah,…the algorithm came my way via trixie and delta. We watched a few of your episodes, and appreciated the amusing’ s. But it’s become a bit of a predictable script running a one trick pony in Darby. I appreciate that you’z have impacted, but I suggest you get those lesbians to look long and hard for some fresh content. I want you’z to to well. Mx
the same can be said for trixie and washed up delta dear
I’ve had it with @jaredfreid being not gay or bi!! Woof he could get it @ivehaditpodcast
Pumps has no business being there. I don’t know why the button hit record Kylie!!! If y’all hear from OSHA don’t be surprised. Get better soon Pumps Spice Latte 🫶🏽💓
I agree it's annoying BUT…I often need USPS and bulk mail keeps our mail system funded