Listen Up Tight Tits with Deux Moi

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @DGenerationX1311
    @DGenerationX1311 Год назад +115

    The way I’ve devoured these vids since discovering this podcast a week ago

    • @Pacmanvspredator
      @Pacmanvspredator Год назад +4

      Same. It’s crazy ❤

    • @0mnom
      @0mnom Год назад +4

      10000% same,

    • @taylorfausett177
      @taylorfausett177 Год назад +2

      Same!!!! I found them yesterday and my quality of life has increased exponentially! These ladies are my new internet best friends.

    • @oswa2702
      @oswa2702 Год назад

      Same

    • @tamaralambert5251
      @tamaralambert5251 Год назад

      Same. About a week ago. #binged😅

  • @momo-oy2tk
    @momo-oy2tk Год назад +66

    I choked on my water laughing when Jen said “without further a deux” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chandlerj10
    @chandlerj10 Год назад +26

    “Fantasy Ass-Chews”. Love it! 😂. As an analyzing introvert, I thank you for this collection of words that describes my inner-most darkness. 😂

  • @devinnishizaki1451
    @devinnishizaki1451 Год назад +16

    I’ve had it with influencers who actually like the products they sponsor. They need to take a page out Jen & Pumps’ book and only advertise products that they clearly have never used and/or completely disdain - the satirical tone in all of their sponsored ads is pure gold 👌 keep bringing in the blood money ladies! ❤

  • @ashleejaco4597
    @ashleejaco4597 Год назад +14

    I will give myself a UTI and pass out of dehydration before I use an airplane bathroom! After hearing your stories I will be continuing with my ways 😂

  • @hollerinannes7780
    @hollerinannes7780 Год назад +25

    When Pumps said “all spelled fucked up” we knew as a group exactly what she meant.

  • @properbr00tal
    @properbr00tal Год назад +36

    I do the same thing Kylie - I have done 14 hour flights and maintained dehydration the entire time to avoid the bathroom😎

    • @pieshmoo
      @pieshmoo Год назад +4

      Same. I'd rather go into kidney failure than use an airplane bathroom

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 Год назад +5

      100%. I have to tell my seat mates they’ll have to tap me to move or just step over me. I’m in it for the long haul & I ain’t using that thing.

  • @miaa7097
    @miaa7097 Год назад +6

    Take it over the finish line 😂😂

  • @MathewRyan1111
    @MathewRyan1111 Год назад +18

    "Nobody's going to walk in and see that hole on my watch." - Jessica Walsh

  • @chloeluczynski
    @chloeluczynski Год назад +5

    Lmao not me listening to this in my car and realizing the car next to me can hear y’all goin “RAW DOG SKIRTIN” (which, devoid of context, sounds like “raw dog squirting”) over and over. 😂

  • @zn.mercury3089
    @zn.mercury3089 Год назад +5

    "And without further adü" 🤣🤣

  • @lraarndt
    @lraarndt Год назад +7

    You guys should try to get Fran Lebowitz on here. She has had it with everyone and everything since the 70's. Plus the New York/Southern dynamic would be fascinating and wildly entertaining

  • @stacynorwood1007
    @stacynorwood1007 Год назад +7

    Take it over THE FINISH LINE PEOPLE!!!!!

    • @taylorfausett177
      @taylorfausett177 Год назад

      I swear I'm going to start saying that all the time!

  • @marynelson8532
    @marynelson8532 Год назад +5

    My Fantasy Ass Chew for the airplane situation would be to take command of the microphone, "Seat B7 get in there and clean up after yourself!"

  • @mindi_knows
    @mindi_knows Год назад +2

    Why have I just discovered the RUclips channel!! You ladies are crack for me ❤

  • @lindakautzman7388
    @lindakautzman7388 Год назад +1

    Love the sharp talk

  • @jamiepsmithpdx
    @jamiepsmithpdx Год назад +7

    NAILED IT 🔨 You're on fire today 😂

  • @tamyraa88
    @tamyraa88 Год назад +3

    I’m on the same page as Kylie. I all but freeze dry my bladder before every flight. 😂

  • @Cuprea527
    @Cuprea527 Год назад +2

    Please please PLEASE bring the tour to Sydney!! Jen & Pumps are friendship goals ❤

  • @saiaquarius
    @saiaquarius Год назад +15

    Deux's laugh is so contagious 😂

  • @caliwebb3
    @caliwebb3 Год назад +1

    ok. crazy but true. first time listener (loving it). I'm premium you tube so no commercials. I usually (almost always) skip thru the commercials included and sometimes even get bothered enough that I unsubscribe. But with you two... I listened and thought I could use several items. crazy. Thanks you both and the wonderful concept of I' had it. Perfect. Maybe my life is a bit pathetic but I'm thrilled to have found you.

  • @montessorifrankfort2594
    @montessorifrankfort2594 Год назад +6

    I’ve had it with people who post “pray for me today. Headed to hospital “ they need to say WHY!!!!

    • @taylorfausett177
      @taylorfausett177 Год назад +1

      Instead of making everyone guess wtf is going on

  • @PartywiththeFlykingi
    @PartywiththeFlykingi Год назад +3

    I’ve had it with pumps sandpaper vocals. Get that senior a ricolla and some tea

  • @barzola59
    @barzola59 Год назад +15

    These two make my day 😂

  • @mikeh9080
    @mikeh9080 Год назад +5

    I love waking up in the morning to my favorite ladiessss😍

  • @doublefeature
    @doublefeature Год назад +3

    omg love deuxmoi!!! the best celeb gossip person ever. can't wait.

  • @marianarodriguez1448
    @marianarodriguez1448 Год назад +3

    My friends love to blame their behavior on mercury and it’s Gatorade and I’ve had it!!! The stars don’t tell me what to do

  • @michele1491
    @michele1491 Год назад +4

    I enjoyed hearing your thoughts on the question Deux posed.

  • @LibbyClarkeStudio
    @LibbyClarkeStudio Год назад +1

    Oh my God I love y'all! Thank you for the HUGE laughs!

  • @susanmerriman4520
    @susanmerriman4520 Год назад +8

    Good morning from the u.k ✌🏻🇬🇧❤️

  • @Armandothemoment
    @Armandothemoment Год назад +7

    What a way to start off my work day 😂🎉 loves it

  • @AnnissaKhanna
    @AnnissaKhanna Год назад +4

    This was the best episode yet ♥

  • @josereyes7465
    @josereyes7465 Год назад +5

    Jen and Pumps, the patients zero of the ranch dressing epidemic

  • @dizzyrumkit
    @dizzyrumkit Год назад

    I'm just excited to binge I've Had it and Sweet Home Oklahoma for Pumps and Jen shenanigans.

  • @Onebetter20
    @Onebetter20 Год назад +10

    I’m with Kylie. At least 3 times a year I do a long haul 10hr direct from the UK to various destinations. I’ve got it down perfectly. Never eat the food being served - nausea solved. Half a litre of water brought on and most times I can make it to landing. At most only one toilet visit. Short hauls through Europe never - also small planes.
    Jennifer laughing at her joke was hilarious. My best friend and I find ourselves hilarious all the time. Love it 💕

    • @taylorfausett177
      @taylorfausett177 Год назад +2

      I'm with you! I'm always laughing at how hilarious I am.

  • @BeccaAl
    @BeccaAl Год назад +6

    😂 Dry not thirsty! I’m with Kylie. Rather be crisp than soggy!

  • @leemadris9097
    @leemadris9097 Год назад +2

    Pumps let us know if Jennifer is a better CAR HOSTESS!!!!

  • @LiberaceMurphy
    @LiberaceMurphy 4 месяца назад

    The best podcasts, love them!

  • @kiaramckinney9178
    @kiaramckinney9178 Год назад +2

    Pumps’ had it is the catalyst for the first fight my husband and I had when we were dating

  • @Mattielouu
    @Mattielouu Год назад +5

    You two make me laugh out loud. Thank you for giving me something to look forward to on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 😂
    PS Kylie if you ever become single hmu

  • @EarfMuva
    @EarfMuva Год назад +13

    My grandmaw always says “if you want to get a southern girl to suck **** put ranch on it” i am a southern ranch offender😭

  • @brittanys5728
    @brittanys5728 Год назад +1

    I will never blame anything on mercury in retrograde and will make sure every airplane bathroom is spit shined if you had fundiefridays on

  • @theresagoodaker5254
    @theresagoodaker5254 Год назад +1

    I seriously thought I was the only person who purposefully dehydrated while traveling. So glad I’m not alone.

  • @EMSmith480
    @EMSmith480 Год назад +1

    I'm going full blown lesi 😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

  • @djsmith3765
    @djsmith3765 Год назад +1

    Same strategy as Kylie on travel days. I don’t drink or eat until I reach my destination.

  • @EarfMuva
    @EarfMuva Год назад +14

    Also i know they don’t believe in zodiacs but Jen is a textbook Leo 😭

    • @derek7062
      @derek7062 Год назад +1

      I think that Jen does believe in zodiac…fellow Leo here.

  • @marthannavanava4373
    @marthannavanava4373 Год назад +2

    I fkn love this podcast!!! ❤❤😂

  • @07shockvalue
    @07shockvalue Год назад +1

    OMG I do the same thing with the unlocking of the car but I constantly complain when my husband doesn’t unlock the car as we are walking to it! 😅

  • @purplelavendar393
    @purplelavendar393 Год назад +2

    I know this is probably an absolute I’ve had it moment. But can pumps and Jenn dress up for a Halloween episode? I know they’ll probably be like “I’ve had it with grown ass people dressing up for Halloween, pump the brakes and stay inside”. But a Halloween theme I’ve had it’s, reactions, video reactions etc would be so fun!

  • @alivika1452
    @alivika1452 Год назад +2

    Mom, Mom, Mommy, and Richard (❤)

  • @Jay-sn2be
    @Jay-sn2be Год назад +2

    I’m a flight attendant and every time I hear you guys talking about flying it hits home af 😂 yes the restrooms are disgusting because of the passengers, I give stink eyes to when I walk back in the cabin and I spot a dirty shiter 🤣

  • @allie816
    @allie816 Год назад +59

    tap the veinnnnnnnnnnnn

  • @Athabaskan-t2g
    @Athabaskan-t2g Год назад +4

    Aloha 🌺 get well wishes to you Angie 🌈

  • @David-zm7mi
    @David-zm7mi Год назад +5

    kidney stone kylie over here

  • @anitaortiz4927
    @anitaortiz4927 9 месяцев назад

    You’re right pumps!!

  • @fluffysharkdatazz9460
    @fluffysharkdatazz9460 Год назад +1

    You can change the unlock settings so all doors do it in the screen

  • @nphernandez83
    @nphernandez83 Год назад

    Tap twice on the car door handle to unlock all doors!!!! 😊

  • @keemiel4005
    @keemiel4005 3 месяца назад

    I don’t remember the last time I had to use the airplane bathroom. I’ve avoided it for many years and I still drink as much as I want on the flight but I’ve mastered the food to beverage ratio needed to avoid a bladder insurrection.

  • @1998dk1
    @1998dk1 Год назад +1

    When need deux back asap!!!!

  • @laurenjojo
    @laurenjojo Год назад

    Mckenzyie Loué 😂

  • @sirmisterbri5382
    @sirmisterbri5382 Год назад +1

    I will not stand for the ranch slander. I will dip my pizza in it till the day I die.

  • @niyalawrence6804
    @niyalawrence6804 Год назад +1

    Kylie I’ve only been in one once !!!!

  • @fridagonzalez2077
    @fridagonzalez2077 Год назад +4

    DEUX MOI?!?! You guys are hot shitttt!! ❤️‍🔥

  • @lgannawa
    @lgannawa Год назад +4

    I’m not sure who is the star but I love you both. Oh, and I’ve only used a airplane bathroom once in the last ten years and I fly pretty often. I can’t STAND airplane bathroom, they are too small and ALWAYS disgusting.

  • @jennl7099
    @jennl7099 8 месяцев назад

    I don’t eat for 2 days before flying, I can hold pee for hours! Once I went 13 hours no bathroom on a trip abroad.

  • @josh.00000
    @josh.00000 Год назад +2

    Jen, if I have my keys in my pocket and press the button on my door twice it will unlock all of the doors. No need to go digging for keys. Try it on your car.

  • @noluthandothantsi9095
    @noluthandothantsi9095 Год назад +1

    I’ve never used an airplane bathroom too. If you’re traveling and never wanna use the bathroom, eat bananas 🍌 it helps

  • @olivertovar8096
    @olivertovar8096 Год назад +1

    God I love you guys hahah

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Год назад +1

    8:04, 😆

  • @elizabethbrown9747
    @elizabethbrown9747 Год назад +2

    My two favorite okc queens (the only people Ik in Oklahoma)

  • @SheaSaidThat
    @SheaSaidThat Год назад +8

    Fantasy Ass Chews should be a new segment. ♥️

  • @mrscramer21
    @mrscramer21 Год назад

    Never been on an airplane bathroom either🎉

  • @Simonicity
    @Simonicity Год назад +1

    Put it in the IV bag baby

  • @chrisdisanto8945
    @chrisdisanto8945 Год назад +3

    Neil Degrass has a line of credible SA accusers (I believe them) anyways ty for podcast & take care

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 Год назад +1

      Yeah I believe them as well. Haven’t listened to him in forever bc of it

  • @HH-gv8mx
    @HH-gv8mx Год назад

    Wendy Williams was also notorious for calling the paparazzi on herself.

  • @marlynnek6449
    @marlynnek6449 Год назад

    Am I the only one who needs to know where Jen and Pumps get their chunky gold necklaces?

  • @lilykat15
    @lilykat15 Год назад

    Deux sounds exactly like Liza Treyger !!! Whattttt

  • @bambi.pink333
    @bambi.pink333 Год назад +1

    speaking of fantasy ass chews can we get a reading/reaction of oppa homeless style ?

  • @shlaw547
    @shlaw547 Год назад +1

    it’s hilarious that Jennifer says CAP lock when the button clearly says CAPS lock. Kylie please fix this issue stat

  • @nekonesto5601
    @nekonesto5601 11 месяцев назад +1

    Jennifer calling herself a leftist and saying "If you don't want to be exploited, don't sign up for xyz" is crazy. Jen, you're a liberal at best, not a leftist.

  •  Год назад +1

    I have been listening to Digging Up the Duggars Podcast and it is crazy what this family has done to the the kids! The podcast goes through each episode from the beginning and then going into a deep dive of something related to the episode or within the IBLP community. It is pretty fucked up.

  • @beriiO
    @beriiO Год назад

    💖

  • @Patch-Steele
    @Patch-Steele Год назад

    The phrase isn't mercury IN retrograde, it is simply mercury retrograde.

  • @2542lauren
    @2542lauren Год назад +3

    teaaaaa

  • @juliagray1276
    @juliagray1276 Год назад +3

    Oh, Bethenny.....clinging to relevancy. Yawn. Go away.

  • @Teviiinn
    @Teviiinn Год назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cosodesign8953
    @cosodesign8953 Год назад +1

    I have to disagree about the reality tv take. I really don’t care if people are signing up for a show. That doesn’t mean they understand the full extent of what is going to happen and how. Love is blind Cast mates have said that different production teams run she shows and on some of them they were given copious amounts of alcohol with little food or water and production would put people in scenarios with no context just to stir shit between cast mates.
    I feel like a level of respect and care should be baseline and it shouldn’t matter that people signed up for. They still deserve to be treated like humans.
    Just thought that was an odd take for y’all.

  • @terrifuria3073
    @terrifuria3073 4 месяца назад

    Dehydration is bad for the body,

  • @80smodel63
    @80smodel63 Год назад +1

    ladies I love you but the amount of sponsors per episode is getting a bit crazy

  • @laizyvlogs
    @laizyvlogs Год назад

    PLEASEEE IM BEGGING COME BACK TO ATLANTA