All Hat No Cattle
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2023
- Jennifer and Pumps aren't holding back on todays episode. Pumps has had it with the a**holes that leave only one square of toilet paper on the roll and Jennifer has had it with the prick tease known as Hasan Piker. The girls also discuss adult-only flights, dingleberries at waxing appointments and ding-dongs that wear their Apple Watches during sex.
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jennifer's staunch defense of the apple watch during sex is proof of what an athlete she is
No. No. No! I get your sense of humor and love it. But responding to your watch when it's not monitoring your very lifeline is wrong! I highly doubt anybody needs that one stand at that moment. I think it is sad. Please, ladies, run from that goddamn tool of the devil!
I’m boycotting Hasan until he comes on the show. I will fight him for you.
Hassan is how I found you gals. He did a watch response video that was hilarious and I immediately binged watched everything I could find from you amazing pickle ball playing, sagging dragons, hand clapping, metrosexual marrying, dog loving, cat hating, husky voiced produced ( love you Kylie) ,PDOP (princess Diana of podcasting) , Hot Shit touring, bad ass, Oklahoma Mamas!!!
Literally same! I didn't even know they were from Oklahoma till watching more episodes! Love these ladies all the way from Tulsa!
Same here - my wife remains perplexed that 1)as a guy I love this and 2) that I got here via Hasan but whatever I'm enjoying it
Same and they never fail to make me laugh 😂
I legit came here to comment this! Binged watched all their content after seeing Hasan react to the barebacking a spoon clip!
Love these two now and forever watching their content! Lol
Dude I came to comment this same thing!! I'm very disappointed in Hasan for this behavior! 😭😭
"Everyone except for Hasan Piker im Jennifer" DEAAADDDD lmfao loving the energy Jennifer! 😂
I need the Hassan and my girls together!!! I love both of y’all!! 🤗🫶🏻
that's actually hilarious. Hasan is literally the only person I heard about y'all from and then I found the pod like four episodes in. He has literally had the ENTIRE TIME to get it together.
I started watching when Hasan introduced y'all couple months ago. I still hope the Collab happens, I need it !!!!
same here!
Same!
"i didn't know you'd focus on the airline" i cackled 😂😂😂
I'm obsessed with the Hasan roasting and crossover. I need more, straight to the vein.
For Jennifer: Corendon Dutch airlines is a Dutch airline. It is the sister airline company to Corendon Airlines, that is Turkish. Corendon Dutch airlines has now introduced adult only flying from Amsterdam to Curaçao
Thank you for the phrase “All Hat No Cattle” Jennifer, I’m gonna use that one!
I 100% thought the Hasan situation yesterday was manufactured drama and that he would be on today's episode. What a tease. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
He's a prick tease!
sounds like you've had it
Pumps looks great, looks like a fresh dye job. You’re killing it mama
Thank you for improving the lives of your listeners with your enlightened and fearless work!
As a former resident of the Netherlands, I might be able to explain the connection between it and Turkey. After WWII, Turkish guest workers were invited to help rebuild the country. Many Turkish people settled there permanently as a result-that might be the reason.
Oh, and I’ve had it with lies, incompetence, and entitlement in the United States. When will the dysfunction end?!? 🙄
dear ladies, i totally forgot about your podcast and i couldn't remember the name so i searched ''the pickeball ladies podcast'' and one of your videos was on top 😄 so glad i found you, i am subscribed now 👍
I have changed 10,000 toilet paper roles in my house for the last twenty seven years. There were four of us in said house.
I can believe how late I am to the IHIP x Hasan crossover being such big fans of you both! Love to see you on H3 too, I know Oliva is a fan! 🖤Family family family 🖤
Family
Family
i can't wait for hasan to react to this on stream today. i hope he flys to oklahoma asap because we've been pestering him for weeks! also, the clip y'all posted was hilarious so kudos to the editor!
You 2 are the female versions of me. I told my bf i found a podcast called I've Had It where the hosts just complain about 💩 all day. He couldn't stop laughing. I'm M&P Miserable and Proud!!
New fan after seeing Hasan talk about this from an H3 subreddit post. You two are hilarious 😅
I actually found your podcast through Hasan. Drag him to the studio if you have to!
also, hasan is turkish so he might be able to answer your question about the airline.
I am an American who has been living in the Netherlands and France for several years. The Turkish/Dutch connection is centuries old, and in modern times has been bolstered by 1) Turkish immigrants being granted citizenship/residency to rebuild the country after WW2 and 2) in the 60s and 70s they were given work visas/citizenship/etc. to come work in the Netherlands while the country was experiencing huge economic growth. There is a huge Turkish presence in the Netherlands today is about half a million people in a country of 17 million.
I've had it with history today. Signing off now.
Pumps needs to know the magic of a *bidet*. Girl it's life changing. You're welcome.
I can't get enough of Jennifer's eyebrows right now!😘
Came here months ago after watching Hasan react to your content, he loves yall and I do too! Absolutely need to see you guys together on a podcast soon! Yall ladies are the best!! ❤
Love you ladies!!! Brooke & Tana from Cancelled talked about y’all!!! You guys need to connect!!!✨✨🤍🤍
Absolutely furious with Hassy for dropping the ball on this one. Please insist he wears his cowboy hat when he’s finally on the pod. He does fantastic Cowboy Drag and y’all deserve to enjoy it.
I think the Turkish airline an Hasan in one episode together is hysterical
"He's a quick shot gyrater"
💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Listening to this ep on a quiet train was a mistake. Jessica is on fire today?!! 😂
This is my fave Podcast ! luv u both !
As a fellow creative, I cannot count how many times I have gotten crickets.I choose to take the original desire to work together as a compliment and then move on
29:29 “You need to nut up, sis” 😭😭😭
There is a very large Turkish population living in the Netherlands. There was a big migration wave that started in the 60s. Almost 20% of the Dutch population is non-European.
A quick shot gyrator lmaoo ❤️
‘Then he dumps you at the prom.’ 😂🤍
I am Northeast born and bred and we have our own way of getting the message across- but “all hat no cattle” - I will be using in Philly for the rest of time. Thank you 🙏🏻
Recently discovered your channel. It's binge city over here. Bummed that your tour already hit Phx. I missed out! ♡
I can’t wait to see y’all in Denver! ❤
Hasan is the worst 😂 he’ll get over here eventually lmao
GOOOOODMORNINGG
If you want to feel better about hasan ghosting you, go watch him trying to rap. It’s very pleasing
i didnt even know that existed
We need more black & indigenous guests cause it’s starting to feel like KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON in here especiallyyyyyy since this is Oklahoma
Good morning. Finally it's Tuesday
Fun fact: remember how people really hated Party in the USA for quite a while...Well; the person who wrote that was actually: Jessie J. When interviewed about it she said, "that song paid my rent for FOUR YEARS...& I didn't even have to sing it". SNAP!
I’ve had it! With dingleberries 😂
OMG! I’m peeing right now! You ladies just kill me! I’ve got my earbuds in and I’m laughing my ass off and I don’t care what anyone thinks!!!😂 you guys complete me!!!
When they go low, we go freaking underground! I love it 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Hasan! Do better 😂😂😂
Just a quick ask from you guys. Next time you come to Europe, or just freaking London, please make it on a Sunday. Cuz us Europeans have jobs in the week. I’ve had it with the fact that I can’t see Jess and Pumps in October 😖
The call in voicemails were great 🎉 the people who are fake busy or who use their busy lives as a personality trait is annoying. I got a text from a mutual friend who I was supposed to take pictures for her and she canceled on me and after telling me she’s canceling she proceeds to go on about all the travel plans she’s having with friends and her entire itinerary to prove to me how her schedule is so full and why the photo session was canceled… WTF?? I don’t need to know all that. The text was like a mile long
im obsessed
22:10 Well, as a medical biller, there are portals to look up patients’ eligibility and I can pull and print off their insurance cards
At our office, if a patient shows up and doesn’t have their card, the front desk will call me to verify the patient’s status
You missed the opportunity to talk about the mile high club for the adults behind the walls and curtains of the Dutch/Turkish airline cabines.😊
As a socialist who both loves anarchists and lives in the deep south (so I'm fighting fire from both sides cause anarchists and socialists/commies go at it too), i loved Jennifer saying that about Hasan needing to prove himself by coming out there. It's true, i got kind of complacent living in blue states because the gop isnt as much of a threat and it's harder to remember that we need to keep fighting for people hundreds of miles away. Reading theory, debating online dummies, etc is great and has value for reaching persuadable ppl but being on the front lines of pushing a state towards progress is where you really learn and prove your politics!
A lady posted on FB that her watch told her she was doing a great job at yoga,…, but she was folding sheets! 😅
I’m Dutch and didn’t know it😂 Apparently, Corendon started out with a specialty in flying to Turkey but it’s now just for cheaper flight vacations
Musk is SO “a quick shot gyrator”! 😂
Hassan is Turkish he could explain it 😂
THANK YOU!!!! ME too on Dental.
I dont have a TP roll on the wall in my own own bathroom. When it was papered, I did not replace because of what you are discussing. TP goes in a basket close by. BTW, those springy things get on my nerves, with that little thing popping out all over the bathroom.
I love you ladies
I think you should start turning some of these episode titles into march because I still need a "Raw Doggin' in Florida" t-shirt.
lmao. how did I not know there was a hasan x I’ve had it overlap
one time i didn’t pick a seat on a flight from minneapolis to anchorage.. big mistake. they strategically placed every child and mother with a lap baby in the last two rows of the plane.. and me. i immediately ordered a jack and coke and that was the only one of several i had to pay for. the flight attendant just kept dropping them on my tray and giving me sympathetic looks over the six hour flight 😂
Can we take a moment for the Princess Diana of podcastings GUNS? I need to get my ass back into the gym and get Pumped like Pumps! 💪🏾💪🏾
y’all are fuckin hysterical I love it
PS: Curaçao is the C of the Dutch Carribics ABC islands (Aruba, Bonaire, Curaçao)
You ladies look radiant in this episode ❤
I always wonder if you leave a public bathroom & make a mess CLEAN IT UP. 🤮Then I wonder why they keep their own bathroom🤪😂
There is a proper way to hang toilet paper 🧻 and it's OVER. According to a toilet paper info website, hanging the TP OVER is hygenic and won't come into contact with as many potentially dirty surfaces as UNDER hung TP would.
Turn off the “Wake on Wrist Raise” option until you’re done 🤣
Y’all need to have Tana and Brooke from Cancelled podcast 🙌🏻 they mentioned y’all in their podcast yesterday
Would love to see Hasan! Would love to also see Brian J Alvarez!
Well i think you ladies are so cool
I thought the title was about guys wearing cowboy hats and boots but not doing any kind of labor
Children under five should NOT be allowed on a flight longer than 4 hours. I had a 20 he flight w screaming kinds the whole time. I was going mad and at one point I truly thought it would be a good idea to place them in the food warmer for a nap….I LOVE this adult only seating area!!! Let’s do this US airlines!
I, too, can't help but focus on this airline ...
I thought the same Jennifer, what do these countries have in common to justify an airline!!!
We ❤ Kylie!
Love you both❤ keep up the great work !
I call it Twatter - was calling it that way before X came along.
I just fucking LOVE YALL ❤ always makes day!
The relationship between The Netherlands and Turkey is quite old and quite complex......deep.
PPS: I’m the European version of Jennifer. Pure outpouring of sympathy and empathy and curious as f#*#*
Jennifer, please explain to Pumps she's totally giving 2-time US Open champ Tracy Austin in her tennis outfit.
PLEASE give him time he’s bad a replying I need this collab to happen!!!
What is that noise at the end??
Girl I feel you completely, I'm also confused on the Turkish-Dutch airline.. is it Turkish or is it Dutch? What is the connection? Only flies to those 2 countries?
Amsterdam is a hub for a lot airlines.
NOOO WHY NOT DALLAS!!!
I used to roll my TP over, then I got a fucking cat. Cat's love it over. They can unroll a full roll in under 15 seconds.
I secretly hope that the Dutch and the Turks have fused together over pickleball. Jessica needs a win!
Anyone else do the clap with pumps?
I’m here from Hassan’s channel 😂
Sitting here waiting over 45 min to get my hair cut and the barber wants to be a fucking YACKMOUTH with their clients. I could scream.
It's an excretion 😂
The best term I’ve heard for X tweets is David Pakman’s term, “Xcretions”. It’s kind of perfect.
Corendon airlines is Turkish and has created two subsidiaries- 1 being Dutch and another being Maltese so yes quite interesting
i wanna see you guys colab with delta work