I love how upset Moshe gets right after he finds out Natasha looks on that dating app LOL… “Quotation with her friends.“. That’s love. About 11 mins in
This is going to make me sound like a regular ol' youtube hater, but he is usually awkward - bordering on cringey when he appears on other podcasts. It is shocking to see him be so confident, relaxed, and funny.
when they're that loaded they don't need room-mates ... they might choose to live with a closeted lover though ... and hangers-on who then need to constantly prove their loyalty by being overly responsive to his beck and call .. which might explain the instant freezeout when he crooked his finger. had nothing to do with you, Nikki. except your finder is broken. You're attracted to douches. gotta work on that. at least refine it to rule out the really virulent ones.
Nikki's rant at the end kills me. It's like the scene from the Godfather where Moe Green yells at Michael Corleone for trying to muscle in on his action in Vegas. She could say "I'm Nikki Fucking Glaser: You don't fake call ME, I fake call YOU!!! LOL.
i love when people say "i dont get high" but they keep doing it.... isnt that insanity doing same thing over and over? lol... what is the point of smoking if it does nothing for you lol
also love how the guy is "thoughtful" at the beginning of the story, and at the end he called a 3 ring circus just to get you to leave the house.... guys are trash lol
ok the guy was a douche for real, but as someone that suffers from the same ailment.. we just keep trying and eventually hopefully sometimes we maybe get a little high. i've been at the end of a 5 joint hour and just feeling disappointed and it truly does suck.
You are a lovely lady with world-class energy; a true gentleman can see that. So do NOT let that incident freak you out. It's on him, not you. And certainly do NOT associate money or title with class. Keep on the lookout for gentlemen who have self-respect and respect for others. They exist.
It "blows your mind"?!? I think it is refreshing and much more honest now that people are willing to talk about things that damn near everyone does. I doubt anyone under 60 wants to go back to the days when people instead lied and acted like they don't do the things that everyone knows damn well they do, since almost everyone does it. It sure beats the days when people for some dumb reason felt ashamed or embarrassed or guilty to admit to doing what almost everyone does.
For her dating life, I'm just so glad that she's funny. I really enjoyed this. I mean, I REALLY enjoyed this. I'm going to watch another video on this channel. If the funny holds up for the second one, the channel will get a Sub out of me.
Nikki in a houseful of self obsessed Americans. How unusual. As it happens its all about her. The guy had an army of dudes ready and waiting to help extract him from a date? That was a long long story. Sheesh.
What pee will become? So pre-pee? All I know is my ex gf who's an ER nurse, and I were discussing such. So we did an experiment where she peed in a cup and then I made her squirt and she captured it in a cup as well. Compared them side by side and it is NOT pee, thats for sure. Like Nikki, she also takes a lot of vitamins and her pee was very yellow and had a smell to it, the "pre pee" was clear and odorless. Both samples were taken within 15 minutes of each other. There needs to be a solid study on this to settle it once and for all.
That whole thing was amazing! Totally relatable. Even if it was legit~ a long phone call on a date is a huge red flag for things to come especially if no apology. I've experienced it.
@Youssef Charradi On a first date. The point of the date is to see if you're interested. If you feel you would rather take the phone call, then you arent interested. It's shows your priorities. If you pick up your phone over talking to them on a first date, that's the sound of a toilet flushing, because the date just took a huge duce... and unless you're into that. Things probably aren't going to go well.
Nikki, I like your stand up, it's unfortunate that mosher didn't clue you in to the reality of how guys think. Guys don't GAF about your accomplishments. Nikki, you're absolutely wonderful, you really need to listen to ALL of Patrice ONeal's work. Plz, it'll really help you understand what happened here and prepare you...I don't want to see you get jaded bc you don't understand what's happening.
I just realized the good side of having a lame job and being poor can be ..and we ( poor earthlings ) have a date we r not worry about how successful ur date is ) the only thing we get worried is, if ur date goona like u or not ...
Sorry but she is way too arrogan nowt! She caught the Amy Schumar bug and got way too high on herself. Whitney Cummings never got that and seems still down to earth
Am I the only who thinks it wasnt that bad? She said they had a good conversation, but because of the emergency call after 5 min she felt offended no one was paying attention to her and she just left. 5 min just doesnt seem that much to me, what if it was real, she even said it checked out that he was a producer
Some guys getting mad at vegans or vegetarians is legit. I mentioned to an ex that I was thinking about cutting meat out of my diet, and he threatened to end a 3 year relationship. Obviously that didn’t end up working out 🤣
i only have sex and date vegan men and when i get hit on and tell men that, that half the time they get all defensive and angry and the energy changes immediately. some guys repspect it and are sweet about it, others show their ass.
@@bocelott yeah it really is. I don’t see how a vegan can date someone who eats animals. It’s like a devout Christian dating an atheist… it just isn’t going to work.
Oh, and your perfect partner will need to arrive at your door already an ethical vegan. If you both don't agree on that singular prerequisite before you begin dating one another, then keep searching. Personally, I can't be attracted to a non-vegan woman.. they stink. It oozes out of their pores, they're disgusting.
Part of me wants to tell Nikki to do better, but how many of us haven't done this with someone we find "cute" or attractive, especially considering this dude seemed to be pretty successful at a young age. She's already trying to picture a future with the guy and he's sending a text to his buddies to bail him out. And these are the guys that pull in the funny, talented cute girls like Nikki. Damn.
yikes - brought back memories of recording and the engineers not acknowledging me... like ghost - took saying something 5 times for them to even turn and look at me... as they record my song... but whyeeee?
Young males are so immature these days. I also blame their Fathers. My wife is a little bit older than you and we had a recent conversation that she said she prayed to find a good man and it came true. My point, Men should always be gentlemen to women, more so women that they have a date with especially when they have a date with Nikki Glaser.
The smell from pee comes from ammonia, it is a way to get rid of nitrogen via the urea cycle. It's possible that squirting has to do with with derivatives from that cycle, ie related to urine but not containing ammonia.
Who doesn’t love a cute, intelligent, extremely funny, quick witted attractive woman. It’s like perfect!
Now I see why Nikki and Andrew are friends: They both need to be humiliated in order to get off.
Skene's glands people. How no one knows about these in this modern day is beyond me.
@24:35 Nikki!!! WELCOME to L.A>!!!! Where the heck did you think you were??? ONE of the MOST EMPTY PLACES in the world!!!!!!
Damn , I’m clubbing up thinking about doing Nikki and natasha
I love how upset Moshe gets right after he finds out Natasha looks on that dating app LOL… “Quotation with her friends.“. That’s love. About 11 mins in
Love this trio! Natasha has the cutest laugh ever!
I love this girl shes so cool and funny and insanely relatable
haha her joke was so underappreciated. That was genius, "I watch mine with a mop"
lol can you explain this, i didnt get it lol
@@s2t_does_art Sarcasm?! But just incase it's not...mop...because its a mess after she squirts...
Best joke of the whole show
@@s2t_does_art get a bucket and a mop, that’s some wet … WAP WAP WAP 💦
"I watched mine with a mop". Classic. 😂
☔️
I laughed way harder at the last 5 minutes 😂😂 Nikki and Andrew have the greatest chemistry 😂😂😂
Too bad she was a dick to him and they are no longer friends
Always found him kinda gross for some reason, and the way he talks, it sounds like his tongue is too big for his mouth.
Moshe is such a breath of fresh air on this program. He seems to understand how normal people function in real life
They're all my favorite people
Makes you wonder if he'll understand when his woman steps out on him
Enor Musprick I don’t think him and Natasha are going to last. I think she’s going to cheat on him later or reverse.
This is going to make me sound like a regular ol' youtube hater, but he is usually awkward - bordering on cringey when he appears on other podcasts. It is shocking to see him be so confident, relaxed, and funny.
Easily the best guest on the podcast. I had never heard of him before.
Maroon 5 huh? These guys are definitely pegging each other
highly successful "rooommate" was the first clue.
when they're that loaded they don't need room-mates ... they might choose to live with a closeted lover though ... and hangers-on who then need to constantly prove their loyalty by being overly responsive to his beck and call ..
which might explain the instant freezeout when he crooked his finger. had nothing to do with you, Nikki. except your finder is broken. You're attracted to douches. gotta work on that. at least refine it to rule out the really virulent ones.
Why are always douchebags in these comments??
@@jv-lk7bc sexual favors for jobs?
I love a good peg jk
Nikki's rant at the end kills me. It's like the scene from the Godfather where Moe Green yells at Michael Corleone for trying to muscle in on his action in Vegas. She could say "I'm Nikki Fucking Glaser: You don't fake call ME, I fake call YOU!!! LOL.
I love how uncomfortable Natasha was with the entire discussion at the beginning lol..
The biggest freak in the room is always the quietest. They are too busy fantasizing to talk much.
i love when people say "i dont get high" but they keep doing it.... isnt that insanity doing same thing over and over? lol... what is the point of smoking if it does nothing for you lol
also love how the guy is "thoughtful" at the beginning of the story, and at the end he called a 3 ring circus just to get you to leave the house.... guys are trash lol
Gotta chase the dragon
For a lot of people it can take some seshes smoking weed before ur body knows what to do with it so ur not high the first few times
Insanity is... doing same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome every time.
ok the guy was a douche for real, but as someone that suffers from the same ailment.. we just keep trying and eventually hopefully sometimes we maybe get a little high. i've been at the end of a 5 joint hour and just feeling disappointed and it truly does suck.
You are a lovely lady with world-class energy; a true gentleman can see that. So do NOT let that incident freak you out. It's on him, not you. And certainly do NOT associate money or title with class. Keep on the lookout for gentlemen who have self-respect and respect for others. They exist.
Moshes response to the guy faking the call situation was the best. Seriously, Natasha lucked out!
That was a great story, and it was really runny. BUT it was also very painful to listen to. :)
it wasn't a booty call, it was a stoner date! HELLO
'under the umbrella of pee' that was unintentionally hilarious 😂 makes me imagine opening an umbrella to protect yourself from someone squirting
Nikki is wicked awesome. Brightens up the day.
I love you nikki! Thank you for your honesty and openness! You are one of my heroes
29:36 thats that’s the confidence that every girl should have, that was 🥵
Duly noted.
"I would have used a mop."
Bravo... Bravo... 😂👏😬
I thought she just learned to squirt?
I love how people are attracted to vapid pretty people and then surprised they are vapid pretty people.
The chemistry this trio has is unmatched.
Great video, ending with andrew was the best
Moshe is providing the wisdom we all need to understand the other side.
He seems to be the only one who had some parenting.
I can't imagine ever wanting her to leave
It just blows my mind to hear what people will share these days.
punstress same
These are comedians, not normal people
i'd like to know everything about you.
It "blows your mind"?!? I think it is refreshing and much more honest now that people are willing to talk about things that damn near everyone does. I doubt anyone under 60 wants to go back to the days when people instead lied and acted like they don't do the things that everyone knows damn well they do, since almost everyone does it. It sure beats the days when people for some dumb reason felt ashamed or embarrassed or guilty to admit to doing what almost everyone does.
It's how they make money and have built their careers. There is purposefully no discretion in their lives.
Right before Moshe mentioned ENTOURAGE I thought: "Nikki stepped into an episode of ENTOURAGE..."
Nikki you are so effin cute , funny, and dirty- it's real talk with you that's what makes you even more awesome ✌😎
Andrew: Thats what happens when you watch too much porn.
I love you Nikki!! You're the best, you always make me laugh! Love how REAL you are! Always stay humble.
I had a guy do an emergency call on me once too, like 20 mins after I gave him an out. It is embarrassing and annoying all at once!
16:35 story of my life. i hate it so much
Moshe is so sensitive and wonderful! Ya'll are all my favorite people
This is too good. Funniest story ever
The broom story was like "I'm so poor I use a broom as a remote", and when Nikki said she used a mop was brilliant timing.
I like at how at 35:43 Nikki recoils from Andrew touching her
🤣🤣🤣
Love the outro "Just.. have a great day!"
Nikki is my favorite human :,D
Lol I lost it at the broom story
For her dating life, I'm just so glad that she's funny. I really enjoyed this. I mean, I REALLY enjoyed this. I'm going to watch another video on this channel. If the funny holds up for the second one, the channel will get a Sub out of me.
I want Moshe to be my therapist.
Nikki PRESS HEART again and it comes off, I think both ends.
Nikki in a houseful of self obsessed Americans. How unusual.
As it happens its all about her.
The guy had an army of dudes ready and waiting to help extract him from a date? That was a long long story. Sheesh.
You dodged a bullet with that guy.
He dodged a bullet with her. Neurotic af
@@guywithalltheanswers6942 sooooo, you think a douche bag completely changing his attitude because of someone else eating choices is HER issue?
You need to clarify that you don't meat but still like the bone.
Ahh, poor nikki. I'd maybe date you. Still working it around in my head.
Like a cat spraying.
Of course I could be wrong but Nikki seems like she has a sweet soul
I thought I was pretty open. Nope.
What pee will become? So pre-pee? All I know is my ex gf who's an ER nurse, and I were discussing such. So we did an experiment where she peed in a cup and then I made her squirt and she captured it in a cup as well. Compared them side by side and it is NOT pee, thats for sure. Like Nikki, she also takes a lot of vitamins and her pee was very yellow and had a smell to it, the "pre pee" was clear and odorless. Both samples were taken within 15 minutes of each other. There needs to be a solid study on this to settle it once and for all.
Scientists have chemically tested squirt fluid vs pee, and they are the same stuff. It’s pee dude.
That whole thing was amazing! Totally relatable. Even if it was legit~ a long phone call on a date is a huge red flag for things to come especially if no apology. I've experienced it.
@Youssef Charradi On a first date. The point of the date is to see if you're interested. If you feel you would rather take the phone call, then you arent interested. It's shows your priorities. If you pick up your phone over talking to them on a first date, that's the sound of a toilet flushing, because the date just took a huge duce... and unless you're into that. Things probably aren't going to go well.
"You like bros', and that's who you get.."
Are you listening Tomi Lahren?!!!
Remember when Natasha was the reason Jeff lost his job and Shirley lost her husband... Community deep cut.
Six seasons and a movie
Hold up what? Jeff who?
@@miaames8883 I think he means Jeff and Shirley, characters on that great sitcom, Community.
Nikki, I like your stand up, it's unfortunate that mosher didn't clue you in to the reality of how guys think.
Guys don't GAF about your accomplishments.
Nikki, you're absolutely wonderful, you really need to listen to ALL of Patrice ONeal's work.
Plz, it'll really help you understand what happened here and prepare you...I don't want to see you get jaded bc you don't understand what's happening.
The world needs this energy 🥂
the bit about working the VCR with a broom handle seems like it should be in an American Pie movie
Fyre Festival meeting!!! Hahaha Proud of you Nikki :P
I just realized the good side of having a lame job and being poor can be ..and we ( poor earthlings ) have a date we r not worry about how successful ur date is ) the only thing we get worried is, if ur date goona like u or not ...
I agree, make sure to make her laugh .out loud literally think compel her to voice her opinion on a smattering of subjects
32:00 great movie even better analogy don't let someone cause you more heartache when its easier to just let it go.
she said, “when did this turn into a Fyre Festival”...
that was a great line...
If she really said that to his face before she left… BRAVO Nikki
Damn Nikki. That school of submission is pretty intense. She's not kidding when she says she's not BDSM. I'm mildly aroused. 🤔
Thanks for being open about this
That final conversation...best and most fucked up all rolled into one!
nikki stop getting tanning tips from trump yikes
she is not the only one, Natasha's skin looks weird too, so i'm guessing wrong (or none?) color profile in the cam.
She’s never dated in L.A. before? She will learn very quickly. Buckle up Babe.
You can take the heart away and it actually sends a notification that says “Yada yada REMOVED the heart from...” NIKKI, TAKE THAT MANS HEART, GIRL
Yeah man feminism
lol this was great, poor NIkki but so great and relateable lol
10:47 Oops! Back at it again.
Your first clue should have been he didn't take you out to dinner.
Sorry but she is way too arrogan nowt! She caught the Amy Schumar bug and got way too high on herself. Whitney Cummings never got that and seems still down to earth
6:24 I like Moshe. He’s like a young Howie Mandel. His book, “Here’s the deal, don’t touch me.” changed my life.
Old one?
I need a Nikki in my life.
On god 🤣🤣🤣
I would love to hang with you and laugh at all your hummer.
Natasha seemed checked out
Yay! Nikki is a vegan. I'm with ya, sister! I like you even more now.
Am I the only who thinks it wasnt that bad? She said they had a good conversation, but because of the emergency call after 5 min she felt offended no one was paying attention to her and she just left.
5 min just doesnt seem that much to me, what if it was real, she even said it checked out that he was a producer
Literally not that long. She's a little kooky.
Sometimes rejection is actually doing you a favor. Plus anywhere Maroon 5 is played you never want to be there ever never ever.
All they needed was Lisa Lampanelli.
These people are damaged af.
Some guys getting mad at vegans or vegetarians is legit. I mentioned to an ex that I was thinking about cutting meat out of my diet, and he threatened to end a 3 year relationship. Obviously that didn’t end up working out 🤣
I understand him.
i only have sex and date vegan men and when i get hit on and tell men that, that half the time they get all defensive and angry and the energy changes immediately. some guys repspect it and are sweet about it, others show their ass.
I feel him. Diet is a huge thing in a relationship.
@@bocelott yeah it really is. I don’t see how a vegan can date someone who eats animals. It’s like a devout Christian dating an atheist… it just isn’t going to work.
Squirting fluid is most likely clear seminal fluid from the Skenes gland.
Nikki looks gorgeous here!!!
She's a little 🐴
Damn moshe is like the smartest, cutest thing ever. That girl really hit a jackpot 😮
Subscribed because I learned that you're vegan for the animals.
Oh, and your perfect partner will need to arrive at your door already an ethical vegan. If you both don't agree on that singular prerequisite before you begin dating one another, then keep searching. Personally, I can't be attracted to a non-vegan woman.. they stink. It oozes out of their pores, they're disgusting.
Part of me wants to tell Nikki to do better, but how many of us haven't done this with someone we find "cute" or attractive, especially considering this dude seemed to be pretty successful at a young age. She's already trying to picture a future with the guy and he's sending a text to his buddies to bail him out. And these are the guys that pull in the funny, talented cute girls like Nikki. Damn.
I'm just trying to figure out how to get Nikki to notice me.. twitter, grinder? lol
It's the female prostate that produces a liquid that is expelled through the urethra. If I remember correctly.
DroneXFun Women don’t have Prostates 😑
@@konjurekatrina I realize that but the Skene's gland is the equivalent.
yikes - brought back memories of recording and the engineers not acknowledging me... like ghost - took saying something 5 times for them to even turn and look at me... as they record my song... but whyeeee?
Young males are so immature these days. I also blame their Fathers. My wife is a little bit older than you and we had a recent conversation that she said she prayed to find a good man and it came true. My point, Men should always be gentlemen to women, more so women that they have a date with especially when they have a date with Nikki Glaser.
I like the happy ending on this episode
Put Vegan in your dating Profile.
Nikki is hilarious
If you ever need a blanket Nikki
I have a green chenille throw for you
the next time you come west. 🙂
The smell from pee comes from ammonia, it is a way to get rid of nitrogen via the urea cycle. It's possible that squirting has to do with with derivatives from that cycle, ie related to urine but not containing ammonia.