Stop Ignoring Relationship Self-Help Books (feat. Whitney Cummings) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Whitney Cummings, Anya Marina and Andrew Collin join Nikki to discuss relationship self-help books and all of the douchey guys they’ve met on dating apps.
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Комментарии • 252

  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 лет назад +29

    Whitney Cummings shares how her library of self-help books has changed her life: 2:55
    Raya is for models and DJs jumping off yachts: 17:37
    Several guys have tried to use Nikki and Whitney to launch their careers: 22:29
    Off Air, Andrew Collin and Nikki explore Nikki’s dating app talent pool: 30:26

  • @chubbybehem0th
    @chubbybehem0th 5 лет назад +186

    When she said I deserve a hot guy because I've worked so much on my personality, I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair 😂

    • @kurtstergar1042
      @kurtstergar1042 4 года назад +1

      Why? You didn't pay attention to the last part of her sentence. She's using gut logic but reversing it. Nikki has some money and is good or decent looking, so why not go for or wants looks in someone?

    • @jordanrodriguez6412
      @jordanrodriguez6412 4 года назад

      Yikes. I can tell your hideous in real life.

    • @scarabella
      @scarabella 4 года назад +3

      I understand Nikki's point. Generally, as soon as men experience some success in their careers, they expect to be able to date more physically attractive women. So maybe not view it as a gender phenomenon, although traditionally it's mainly been men. The preference for being a giver/receiver seems to play a role in it too, similar to what Whitney was saying.

    • @ASimoneau
      @ASimoneau 4 года назад

      If you watch that bit, so did Whitney.

  • @stephenhill11
    @stephenhill11 4 года назад +2

    Can the full episodes be found anywhere after the radio show?

  • @u770017
    @u770017 5 лет назад +2

    Anya is so upset that they are bonding so much, I feel bad.

  • @Papeeshka
    @Papeeshka 5 лет назад +45

    Whitney talks about things I never hear anyone else talk about. Shows how repressed we all are.

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 4 года назад

      Na its just religious people that are sexually repressed. Religion shames/supress's sexuality because its evil. When you shame sexuality, you create rapists, pedos, sexual related crimes..

  • @kaylabe2099
    @kaylabe2099 4 года назад +28

    Whitney Cummings is the big sister that every girl deserves

  • @cedricsmith8200
    @cedricsmith8200 4 года назад +16

    Two of my favorite female comics

    • @kobe24OBCity
      @kobe24OBCity 4 года назад

      Cedric Smith but they’re NOT funny

  • @888jiujitsu
    @888jiujitsu 5 лет назад +42

    Who are those people standing awkwardly in the background?

    • @williamweinberg9509
      @williamweinberg9509 5 лет назад +12

      illegal aliens being punished by having to listen to this drivel?

    • @Durka-Durka
      @Durka-Durka 4 года назад +2

      @@williamweinberg9509 If this were the punishment we wouldn't need a wall.

  • @bigeasy55
    @bigeasy55 5 лет назад +22

    the 31 year old comedian/actor is jack whitehall, obvious

    • @ankitdixit6073
      @ankitdixit6073 5 лет назад

      James Graham ya...I got it too dude

    • @Elkarus
      @Elkarus 5 лет назад

      Wut? Is he hot?

  • @MaxPowers2.0
    @MaxPowers2.0 5 лет назад +28

    Props to Whitney Cummings for calling out her fellow female cohorts for being entitled babies

  • @richspizzaparty
    @richspizzaparty 5 лет назад +78

    I picture Patrice O’Neil rolling his eyes at whatever is going on here. Miss that man.

    • @GodWorksOut
      @GodWorksOut 5 лет назад +9

      He would have destroyed them.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 5 лет назад +6

      Patrice O’Neil - unfunny and bitter.

    • @hectorcastaneda4488
      @hectorcastaneda4488 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @ThePaintedHope
      @ThePaintedHope 5 лет назад +4

      @@saar144 bitter, yes. Funny, also yes.

    • @Quantum_Idealism
      @Quantum_Idealism 5 лет назад +1

      Patrice would set them straight, though he woundnt necessarily give them advice to help them. These 2 are absolutely nuts. But I still love them. there's really good advice out there for women, but waiting a long time for sex isn't.

  • @kyrstenmarie
    @kyrstenmarie 5 лет назад +15

    “Getting the love you want” Harvel Hendricks

  • @sfgooner70
    @sfgooner70 5 лет назад +10

    what's up with that girl with the pirate shirt on standing in the back. she's not reacting to anything,

  • @rhino79
    @rhino79 5 лет назад +23

    Whitney Cummings is funnier just talking with other people than she is in her standup.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 5 лет назад

      My thoughts too. Her book is very funny though.

    • @kurtstergar1042
      @kurtstergar1042 4 года назад

      Aren't most if not all female comedians.
      BUT funny laughing at the nonsense she says?

    • @anthonyd507
      @anthonyd507 4 года назад

      Agreed. Also, on a side note, why in this low production value interview does she look like she’s had facial cosmetic surgery too many times. She looked totally natural to me before I watched this. Edit: Just briefly googled it. And though she denies it. The before and after pics are out. She ABSOLUTELY had plastic surgery. And like many people, male or female, she looked way better before. She said it’s because she lost 20lbs. But yeah no. You’re buddy doesn’t store 15lbs of that in your lips. I’ll never get why so many attractive women do this to themselves. If you google it you’ll see how much prettier she was prior. And you can tell weight had nothing to do with it. Lips, nose and face are not only different. But the standard change many women make thinking that’s what’s “attractive”. How about this. What’s “attractive” is you and your unique and great looking face. Not what the current trend is.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 4 года назад

      She suffers from body dysmorphia.

  • @taaaylllorrr
    @taaaylllorrr 4 года назад +7

    I’m calling Jack Whitehall when she geeks out over Jack, 31, blue eyed comedian/actor.

  • @antotheja251
    @antotheja251 5 лет назад +21

    34:34 is when Nikki sees Jack Whitehall

    • @crazybarcafannn
      @crazybarcafannn 5 лет назад

      yeah I am sure too 😂

    • @eyescreamcake
      @eyescreamcake 4 года назад +1

      He's insanely hot? I'm looking him up on Google Images and he has like a derp face. I'm so straight, I don't understand. :(

    • @heresjohnny999
      @heresjohnny999 3 года назад

      @@eyescreamcake she has very bad choice in men, no wonder she doesn't have great relationships. i have never heard anyone say Jack Whitehall is hot

  • @detailedgaming6039
    @detailedgaming6039 5 лет назад +6

    So what I get from this is marry within your tax bracket. Funny

  • @natronthegreat5150
    @natronthegreat5150 5 лет назад +6

    SO I watched the whole video (for Whitney) of course. And Nikki started talking bout shes single and has trouble dating...I was thinking " shes probably waaay to picky" then the end the video proves it. Heeyyy Whitney!😍😍

  • @lizkeller5827
    @lizkeller5827 4 года назад +4

    So what is the name of the book Whitney is recommending haha

  • @Aly93aser
    @Aly93aser 5 лет назад +53

    these gals need #PatriceONeal

    • @sam-no5qb
      @sam-no5qb 5 лет назад +2

      awww I miss that fuck so much

    • @topranked5465
      @topranked5465 5 лет назад

      what you mean? pussy

    • @SWIFTzTrigger
      @SWIFTzTrigger 5 лет назад +3

      I think Patrice would destroy their self-esteem. Even if they joined forces against him he'd win.

    • @zorelwood243
      @zorelwood243 4 года назад

      Patrice would be useless, they're not promoting profeminist views, they're just talking about how it's hard for women in their 30s, to date. And dont bring the dead to validate your bias, just say ur own shit if u wanna comment on smt. wtf is wrong with u?lol

  • @tdimac
    @tdimac 4 года назад +3

    Some of us never go into a date expecting to get laid or blown, even with a partner. It’s just a bonus if it happens. The same some of us have been single for way too long 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

  • @ellaperez751
    @ellaperez751 5 лет назад +17

    Plot twist: Nikki and Andrew end up together lol

    • @natronthegreat5150
      @natronthegreat5150 5 лет назад

      ella perez I bet thats not even your real photo you old hag.

  • @s-c7138
    @s-c7138 5 лет назад +42

    My two favourite comedians ! Love Whitney and Nikki! Wish this interview/conversation was longer. I'd love to watch a 2 hour podcast with them

    • @SirTootsAlot
      @SirTootsAlot 5 лет назад +6

      You have horrible taste if they are your favorite. Not that they're bad...but ha

    • @naoufalzouak2422
      @naoufalzouak2422 5 лет назад

      @@SirTootsAlot People like styles/personalities homies. My favorites are Stephen Wright and Dylan Moran even though I don't think they're the funniest.

  • @FoodforThought12345678dsds
    @FoodforThought12345678dsds 5 лет назад +5

    When will Whitney Cummings stop lying that she has had no facial plastic surgery???? Has she no self-awareness? She looks like michael jackson

  • @mats7492
    @mats7492 5 лет назад +15

    honestly.. why do woman have to make everything SOOO complicated?

  • @boldbileg
    @boldbileg 5 лет назад +6

    34:33 All the dogs in my neighborhood formed a pack while I was watching this

  • @mtrotter325
    @mtrotter325 5 лет назад +25

    I'm so lost in these female conversations. Where's the mansplaining?

  • @Ayanami0001
    @Ayanami0001 5 лет назад +14

    Whitney/Nikki tour would crush!

  • @smutycutie
    @smutycutie 5 лет назад +10

    *you need a guy in a Starbucks with no filter, you know where you get that? Tinder.* 😂😂 idk why I’m dead but that was good

  • @kurtstergar1042
    @kurtstergar1042 4 года назад +3

    Whitney Cummings domestic goddess. I call and make reservations, WOW.

  • @LadySpace_888
    @LadySpace_888 4 года назад +1

    Whitney's "engagement" was a PR stunt (as she often does). Whatever happened to him & their wedding after the Instagram proposal/engagement videos? Anyone?

    • @jackula123
      @jackula123 4 года назад

      they broke up in feb this year

  • @montrizzle77
    @montrizzle77 5 лет назад +4

    Can’t fit more people in the studio?

  • @saltymedpac3943
    @saltymedpac3943 5 лет назад +3

    ......dont touch the face...i cant take it any more just dont touch the face

  • @kentuckymn4367
    @kentuckymn4367 5 лет назад +25

    Holy cow, talk about over thinking stuff. Its as simple as this, "i think shes pretty, she thinks im cute, lets talk as adults and see if we connect, if not, thats ok". Thats all the relationship advice anyone ever needs.

    • @pantheist46n2
      @pantheist46n2 5 лет назад

      oh yeah man i'm sure you have a wealth of experience behind that beautiful platitude recitation

  • @ihateumikey02
    @ihateumikey02 4 года назад +2

    Why does nikki sound like abella danger

  • @ehsaanlaskar3530
    @ehsaanlaskar3530 5 лет назад +4

    Make Jack WhiteHall and Nikki Glaser a thing

    • @oskarnordin334
      @oskarnordin334 5 лет назад

      They're definitely in the same category of attractiveness, but as Nikki said, rich and famous guys punch above their weight. I really don't think Nikki is Jacks type.

  • @koalanectar9382
    @koalanectar9382 4 года назад +3

    God whitney has an insanely annoying vocal fry valley girl accent. You're not 19

  • @sailaway258
    @sailaway258 5 лет назад +12

    Whitney was so funny and has such great compatibility w u nikki !! Now im goong to check out her special

  • @myessyallyahamericus8405
    @myessyallyahamericus8405 5 лет назад +1

    im not trying to prove anything, to those who know I already proved it without being anything but honest and apparent and not afraid to let you find the truth in a few honest words not easy to find in the vastness of the full spectrum.

  • @ant3352
    @ant3352 2 года назад

    People love to take dating advice from women who can't hold down a relationship . . .

  • @zergenzerg6853
    @zergenzerg6853 5 лет назад +14

    She acts like a child in a candy store. Shes almost 40 and acts like a college kid. That alone is a red flag...

  • @joshtheintrovert7928
    @joshtheintrovert7928 5 лет назад +2

    I really love this show, but is no one going to talk about how a bunch of crew members are on camera?

    • @caseyclayton7084
      @caseyclayton7084 5 лет назад +1

      it's a radio show on a paid platform that they are thoughtfully providing here for FREE.

  • @elkeism
    @elkeism 5 лет назад +2

    such scrutiny: no wonder you're untouchable

  • @TygerB
    @TygerB 5 лет назад +1

    You look like you have a facelift because the people who get them...are basically trying to catch up to your natural beauty.
    And what is it with Nikki always running into f’d up dudes?? How is she not off the market!

  • @thomaspayne6866
    @thomaspayne6866 5 лет назад +17

    Why is the discussion with female “comedians” always about men?

    • @topranked5465
      @topranked5465 5 лет назад +2

      because men already used comedy to talk about women.
      Women are just trying to catch up
      but eventually they will find other topics, just like men did.
      remember when men comedians would talk about women 24/7?

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 лет назад +1

      Top Ranked -- no, not at all.

    • @HoldenCoughfield
      @HoldenCoughfield 4 года назад

      @@topranked5465 that never happened

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 2 года назад

    they just call it a "self help" so narcissists will buy it

  • @Elguapodelfuego
    @Elguapodelfuego 5 лет назад +1

    What's the percentage of subscribers of this channel that actually watched this

  • @makelove1267
    @makelove1267 5 лет назад +2

    15 million net worth isn’t too bad Whitney.

  • @iamjarrettdean9358
    @iamjarrettdean9358 4 года назад

    Everything was good until the end. Nikki's thirsty judgmental desperation is such a turn off.

  • @PlagueFather
    @PlagueFather 4 года назад +1

    I need more Whitney and Nikki collabs

  • @Savage-ih5il
    @Savage-ih5il 5 лет назад +5

    I want the big girl in the back...don't judge me..

  • @anthonyd507
    @anthonyd507 4 года назад +1

    Nikki looks like an overly thin Helen Hunt.

  • @chelseawilkinson307
    @chelseawilkinson307 Год назад

    The book is called Getting To I Do

  • @jonathanheywood4450
    @jonathanheywood4450 5 лет назад +4

    Does every female comedian have to do the croaky voice thing?makes them all sound so fake

    • @antotheja251
      @antotheja251 5 лет назад +1

      Wtf are you even talking about. Sexist and dumb.. Bad combo

    • @jonathanheywood4450
      @jonathanheywood4450 5 лет назад +3

      Every observation isn't sexist, people like you are why the worlds going the way it is, telling people what their intent is and what they're thinking etc get a grip

  • @nattanunsangkasaba8991
    @nattanunsangkasaba8991 5 лет назад

    "We are not designed to have orgasm all the time." ! That's suck. Now I think Elon Musk intra net might be able to redesign the reward function of the brain to have orgasm all time.

  • @commonsense6794
    @commonsense6794 4 года назад

    Another women who didn't think she was worth anything...….. another women who automatically thought she was worthless and not worth the effort...…….. all these insecurities all the time...…… how did we get to this point? Too bad everyone is chasing the hot guys. everything based on looks and appearance. so shallow......… Best of Luck to all!!

  • @thomasmanion6093
    @thomasmanion6093 5 лет назад +2

    Anya is so damn pretty!

  • @oskarnordin334
    @oskarnordin334 5 лет назад +5

    35:49 "He probably saves drowing kids or something uuurghhh* 😂👏

  • @caseyclayton7084
    @caseyclayton7084 5 лет назад

    jesus fuck these comments are dark

  • @koras1822
    @koras1822 5 лет назад +1

    all these fantasy problems

  • @pantheist46n2
    @pantheist46n2 5 лет назад

    whotf are the awkward ass people standing in the background

  • @loboff1
    @loboff1 5 лет назад +1

    Whitney horse button up Cummings

  • @TheRedScareIsAlive
    @TheRedScareIsAlive 5 лет назад +1

    Anya Marina is a musician too, right?

  • @corrado
    @corrado 5 лет назад +4

    Nikki you’re hilarious. Quickly becoming my favorite comedian, no contest.

  • @jameslonley
    @jameslonley 5 лет назад +3

    nikki is so hot

  • @michaelkelligan7931
    @michaelkelligan7931 5 лет назад +4

    Whitney Cummings has a very large mouth. 🤔

  • @egg6732
    @egg6732 5 лет назад +4

    my two fave comedians together??!!

  • @jeffreycarr86
    @jeffreycarr86 3 года назад

    *gagging* thumbs down

  • @Leo-yn5fx
    @Leo-yn5fx 4 года назад

    As a guy i love this show. Def love both the bonfire and this one. This one features guests i wish the bonfire would have but oh well.

  • @shivors3380
    @shivors3380 4 года назад

    Fuck I love Nikki and Andrew just talking about things

  • @thecorndoghero7329
    @thecorndoghero7329 5 лет назад +1

    This is comedy...?

  • @jamesdixon3504
    @jamesdixon3504 5 лет назад +3

    I really really love Whitney but her face looks CRAZY!!!!

  • @daboi8349
    @daboi8349 5 лет назад +2

    4th

  • @RebelTheUncanny1
    @RebelTheUncanny1 5 лет назад

    Oh, god, I'm so glad I'm past all this relationship bullshit.

  • @cherrybelle7956
    @cherrybelle7956 5 лет назад

    They realise in thirties I'm 29 come on get ahead ladies🍄🍄😝btw I'm a bpd and drug addict

  • @tomasnguyen7773
    @tomasnguyen7773 4 года назад

    I want to be my girlfriend's intern... wtf. Lies, whitney. Lies

  • @meganconner5539
    @meganconner5539 4 года назад

    Someone find out which jack she was talking about.

  • @leotierney9801
    @leotierney9801 4 года назад

    Men hold your face because they see it in all those old movies.

  • @roymunson3372
    @roymunson3372 5 лет назад

    36 my ass

  • @jw1415
    @jw1415 4 года назад +3

    These two women seem to be good catches, have at'em fellas...😂🤣😂

    • @jeffreycarr86
      @jeffreycarr86 3 года назад

      They are so gross. It's incredible

  • @TokyoTraveller
    @TokyoTraveller 5 лет назад +1

    Good luck, Nikki.

  • @toolguyslayer1
    @toolguyslayer1 5 лет назад

    657 these women are stating opinions I love being treated like I'm everything it takes some getting used to but if you are ready to play that particular game it's all gravy if you're not it can be a major issue though do you have to talk to him about that don't just guess keep it simple ladies

  • @Lost-xl6im
    @Lost-xl6im 3 года назад

    I want to be the cream between those two cookies

  • @shaunlowe5108
    @shaunlowe5108 5 лет назад +4

    Why is there a small army in the rm.?

  • @agravy7657
    @agravy7657 5 лет назад +3

    Glaser seems like the type of girl that would get drunk and cheat on you

  • @ihateumikey02
    @ihateumikey02 4 года назад

    Nikki Glaser reminds me of riley reed

  • @Scott_G
    @Scott_G 5 лет назад

    I fucking love these 2!

  • @timwaldroup9654
    @timwaldroup9654 5 лет назад

    Nikki is my choice on the BANGABILITY scale.

  • @bkbland1626
    @bkbland1626 4 года назад

    Nikki is pretty squeaky today.

  • @tomasnguyen7773
    @tomasnguyen7773 4 года назад

    Which app are they using?

  • @AJoseph0007
    @AJoseph0007 5 лет назад

    looking up annoyed emoji

  • @premiumdre5228
    @premiumdre5228 5 лет назад

    Hey guys, big fan. Can I get Jenn Daniel's socials? I need to ask her a question

  • @JazminZenteno1
    @JazminZenteno1 5 лет назад

    lmao i thought raya was a normal dating app and apparently you have to submit applications

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 5 лет назад +2

    Uh, did they not hear that Anya said she hasn't had sex in a long time cos of the book they recommended? LOL. I hope she's a comedian too or else that's sad and I don't mean 'tragic comedy'.

  • @morganthem
    @morganthem 5 лет назад +2

    25:16 That just comes off as entitlement though. Whitney was saying she was not getting good dating results by being a "CEO" which is very "no-nonsense" and organized, which guys see as overly pragmatic which is usually associated with the natural male gender role (more hunter, more dominant, more physical, more a-to-b less 47-to-sunflower). I guess a lot of guys aren't flattered by feeling entitled to their hotness because you're a baller. I had a friend act this way. Very cool and relatively accomplished person, but not physically attractive TO ME, and there was friction because she felt like I was snubbing her when in reality I just didn't care that she was killing it professionally.

    • @coldsuncrowfeet
      @coldsuncrowfeet 5 лет назад

      What is this gibberish?

    • @morganthem
      @morganthem 5 лет назад

      @@coldsuncrowfeet What is what gibberish?

  • @jamesmarie
    @jamesmarie 5 лет назад

    I am liking Andrew because of the shirt he is wearing.

  • @samwich3972
    @samwich3972 5 лет назад +4

    not to be all nihilistic but everyone seems to deal w problems no one cares about and tbh they all sound so uninteresting that i cant finishmy case before dying out of boredom

    • @nf5011
      @nf5011 5 лет назад

      i feel ya

  • @ejaylala1
    @ejaylala1 4 года назад

    I love these 2 women

  • @policious
    @policious 5 лет назад

    Would love to know Nikki's IQ lol

  • @kylegeee
    @kylegeee 5 лет назад +4

    Whitney Cummings and Nikki Glaser are the two women I have the largest crushes on.