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I gotta say I just love this show! It's so random, the talks are all over the place and it really is just a few people chatting about their life and weird crap we all deal with! Keep it up!!!
The group discusses an unexpected trick that can save bad sex: 0:50 Chris Distefano shares what he wants in a partner: 7:51 Dating is different when you have kids: 15:00 Nikki tells the story of the time she got into a car accident in high school: 23:49 Off Air, Nikki and Andrew determine how physical attributes indicate dick size: 29:18
I admire this man for admitting that women in some cases, women aren't the problem. It's men's sexual drive that blocks the sense coming out of women's mouths
I can’t tell if she’s joking or just that oblivious. She says she backseat drives, calls herself a careful, defensive driver, and yet almost killed someone, calls herself a race car type driver and has friends telling her she drives crazy. The reason she hasn’t been in an accident since then is more than likely because people can see a super erratic driver from a mile away, and then keep that mile distance around her on the road.
A real, good woman, wouldn’t make a single father choose her over time with his daughter. I would want him to put his child first, and if he didn’t, I wouldn’t even want to date him. My only issue with dating single fathers is baby mama drama, that’s my only concern really.
Nikki, you are amazing. Thank you for having these conversations. Also, your new special almost killed me. It was so fucking funny. It is a goddamn masterpiece.
Bryan W Not that I disagree, but I’m curious to know...why do you think that is? I suspect it has something to do with that being something of a “taboo” in western cultures )for the woman to be on the offensive), and engaging in some taboo seems to excite people.
thefourshowflip I like it because societal/dating norms have historically been that men are supposed to make the first move. So when a women does it she’s basically saying “Screw it. I like this guy and I can’t control it any longer.” That shows confidence, and confidence is always sexy. Also, when she makes the first move it’s a nice change from having to guess (as a guy) if she’s really into you or just being nice.
Chris is dissing men saying they’re uncomfortable while saying twice in the first 5 minutes he’s uncomfortable with situations in his life. The irony .
I’m like that too. Really great driver that I often think of race cars. And people hate how fast I drive. But I’m fast and defensive and cautious if that makes sense.
I totally agree with the rule about dating when it comes to not introducing a new partner to your kid until at least six months because that's at least a good established mark. I would never want to meet any woman my dad would be involved with unless I believed it was serious
"chasing" is emotional foreplay. Unfortunately, most women are lousy at it cuz they don't know how to hold sexual tension mutually despite valuing it more than men. Even though men aren't born with foreplay knowledge, at least it's a domain of competence which doesn't directly benefit them.
Idk I think she’s on to something. We all want everything to come easy, but when you successfully court someone it’s far more fulfilling than tinder for example
But, it's an important sacrifice. Yes, you give up some time with your daughter, but you may find a lifelong companion for yourself to help you raise your daughter and expand your family. What you are seeing is a woman who was told "you can have everything w/o sacrificing anything" try to figure out how that works in the real world.
Single dad here... couldn't agree more with Chris's comments about what type of woman he's looking for (not someone that needs you but someone that wants you), his fear of compromising his time with his daughter, and dealing with an annoying ex (daughter's mom) lol. Sometimes its easier being single. I'm sure i'll find a girl that fits what i'm looking for one of these days, hopefully you do as well.
None of these people in this podcast seem to deserve free intimacy with others as they all appear way too self involved in their own egos than to give and receive pleasure with others without expecting the physical and emotionial honesty that creates the sublime tingly hights of intimacy while allowing that person to not be constrained by their ideas of conditional affection. Once judgement and control ends you can give into the bliss that is beyound your ego and experience. You can love someone, truly love them faults and all and not need to possess them for more then the time you are allowed together - because you both exist and that is enough to love, remember and move on.
13:22 So the explanation here is pretty simple why a man would want to settle down with conservative women and it is remarkable and even humorous how liberals or people who do not understand conservatism like Anya Mariao, are struggling to wrap their heads around. It is simply because conservative women are happy to defer to a man (provided he is competent) and also want to settle down in the straightforward archetypal manner that most alpha males are familiar with and drawn to.
"why am I into Republican women?" idk might be cause we still like that whole "be independent but let the man be the man" kinda thing you're talkin about lol
Ray Bandera bummer they couldn’t figure out how to do it on their own right? The worst part is how they only put out 30 min segments of a 2 hour podcast.
Anya: "Japanese business men would hire escorts to eat flowers for three weeks straight, and then they eat their flower poop, and it's a delicacy." Andrew: "They do have weird ice cream." Me: J - F*'n - C, Andrew. If I could sleep you through the screen, I would.
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You Up with Nikki Glaser all you talk about is sex it gets old I feel bad for you
20:00 You girls haven't seen scandinavian men haha
Does this shit pass for entertainment. We have hit an all time low.
@Vegeta Saiyajin well I'm sorry that you're offended, English is my third language. Also, it's "you're"
Sorry you are bored!
Nikki: I never got in a car accident.
Also Nikki: I nearly killed a man with my car.
Der Oldenbürger maybe barley hit him ?
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“I’m like a race car driver”🤣🤣🤣
To play devils advocate she meant a car to car accident.
Female logic 🤷🏾♂️
Lol an entire podcast of everyone flirting w Chris
I hardly call this flirting
Andrew also 🤣🤣🤣
As they should lol
I gotta say I just love this show! It's so random, the talks are all over the place and it really is just a few people chatting about their life and weird crap we all deal with! Keep it up!!!
Every time this guy is on here, the conversations are super interesting and fun, u can see Nikki enjoying it too
I like that hippie chick next to Nikki. Cool af
“Oh you guys have never had a relationship that was dying?” Hahahahahah 😂 your great! Where are the rest of the videos! Keep them coming.
Listening to Nikki proclaim so casually that she loves to be DP'ed is ....awesome
I thought dp was two in the same hole
Never heard this guy before but he seems so honest lol every thought he has he speaks
To me, a intimate relationship is a relationship without the fear of rejection.
The group discusses an unexpected trick that can save bad sex: 0:50
Chris Distefano shares what he wants in a partner: 7:51
Dating is different when you have kids: 15:00
Nikki tells the story of the time she got into a car accident in high school: 23:49
Off Air, Nikki and Andrew determine how physical attributes indicate dick size: 29:18
Off Air part was hilarious!!
Came here for the summary. Thanks!
How about putting this show ON THE AIR instead of fucking DAVID SPADE are you FUCKING KIDDING ME
This is one of the greatest videos on youtube right now.
Thank you for captioning your videos so well Comedy Central!
We still pretending Andrew is straight? Ok got it 😂😂😂
FYI I wrote this comment in the first 5 mins #confirmed
this is my first time watching this podcast and im shocked that he isn't. Closet case yassss
Agreed
Make no mistake cuzzy! Chrissy cracked open and cleaned out Anya after this.
I admire this man for admitting that women in some cases, women aren't the problem. It's men's sexual drive that blocks the sense coming out of women's mouths
I completely understand what he said. It's hard to get deep with someone you're really attracted to.
But Nikki, the fact is that you're NOT A RACECAR DRIVER is kind of important.
I can’t tell if she’s joking or just that oblivious. She says she backseat drives, calls herself a careful, defensive driver, and yet almost killed someone, calls herself a race car type driver and has friends telling her she drives crazy. The reason she hasn’t been in an accident since then is more than likely because people can see a super erratic driver from a mile away, and then keep that mile distance around her on the road.
A real, good woman, wouldn’t make a single father choose her over time with his daughter. I would want him to put his child first, and if he didn’t, I wouldn’t even want to date him. My only issue with dating single fathers is baby mama drama, that’s my only concern really.
Nikki, you are amazing. Thank you for having these conversations. Also, your new special almost killed me. It was so fucking funny. It is a goddamn masterpiece.
This convo was hella enlightening
Make no mistakes Nikki gets me hhhhharrrrd every time. How are you the funniest and the hottest stand up around ?
10:00. One of the biggest turn ons is when a woman makes the first move.
Bryan W
Not that I disagree, but I’m curious to know...why do you think that is?
I suspect it has something to do with that being something of a “taboo” in western cultures )for the woman to be on the offensive), and engaging in some taboo seems to excite people.
thefourshowflip I like it because societal/dating norms have historically been that men are supposed to make the first move. So when a women does it she’s basically saying “Screw it. I like this guy and I can’t control it any longer.” That shows confidence, and confidence is always sexy.
Also, when she makes the first move it’s a nice change from having to guess (as a guy) if she’s really into you or just being nice.
Bryan W
Well said. Thank you for the reply.
Holy shit. 2 ppl on you tube that had a conversation that didn't turn toxic. Congratulations y'all!! Lmao.
Chris and Nikki, the two funniest comedians at their age right now, this is great
22:05 "Alright..." the disappointment in Nikki's voice.
Question: 2:07
Answer: 2:16
Real Answer: 11:50
Chris is dissing men saying they’re uncomfortable while saying twice in the first 5 minutes he’s uncomfortable with situations in his life. The irony .
He jokes about a lot of things ironically
He’s Chrissy uncomfortable
Seeing tv networks getting into podcast format interviews is extremely weird
I’m like that too. Really great driver that I often think of race cars. And people hate how fast I drive. But I’m fast and defensive and cautious if that makes sense.
I like your podcast..or should I say I like you…I just found you on my feed lucky me😎
The reality that you randomly stumble on your soulmate and she's famous lives across the pond.
I used to listen to Anya on KSCU, when her mom would call in.
I'm super far left but the people on the right can be absolutely wonderful!!!
known it for a solid decade.... but again I'm sure over the course of my life many conservatives have been wonderful.
People on either side can be good or bad. Political ideologies don't define anyone.
Nikki is great. I love it when women admit they love to “ get stuffed “ on stage.
I would never think of Nikki as dumb but sitting in the same table with these three make her sound like a rocket scientist.
Is it me or is Nikki getting biblically hot
Scott Crosby it’s you.
Scott Crosby close to being for rome forsure
If you mean she’s becoming one of the hottest butterfaces on earth. Totally agree. She looks like Larry bird.
She not ugly, but she's definitely not hot for some reason. She's 3am hot
Jesus Christ shes fucking busted at the end. You can see the thick cake of make up
“Sometimes guys don’t want to do any foreplay.” Boys aren’t into foreplay, Men are.
Nikki should have her own cable show
Who is this woman...me and my wife would accidentally rob a bank with her, after she asked over a glass of wine
"Because what are you gonna do" had me in tears XD
20:20
Is called a Cleveland Steamer
You're welcome
I totally agree with the rule about dating when it comes to not introducing a new partner to your kid until at least six months because that's at least a good established mark. I would never want to meet any woman my dad would be involved with unless I believed it was serious
Court story was so funny, more of these anecdotes Nikki
Jesus I need a Niki
22:22 Jesus I almost fainted. 🤤 Times like this I wish I wasn’t so endowed.
Control issues: Add that to the list.
Nikki puts too much thought into men “needing” the chase.
"chasing" is emotional foreplay. Unfortunately, most women are lousy at it cuz they don't know how to hold sexual tension mutually despite valuing it more than men. Even though men aren't born with foreplay knowledge, at least it's a domain of competence which doesn't directly benefit them.
Idk I think she’s on to something. We all want everything to come easy, but when you successfully court someone it’s far more fulfilling than tinder for example
Nikki Glaser is my type of woman....
29:25 if George Clooney and Jack Nicholson had a kid, he would look like Andrew Collin
Cris def not ready for a relationship lol
I agree that for some men, stress or anxiety can cause erectile problems.
That girl from Ireland might have been a very different kind of Republican
Nikki 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍...funny podcast... as always
What cousin and stripper story is Chris talkin about from his history hyenas podcast?
20:39 walks in to a conversation about getting 💩on
Gosh, I love this woman so much!!! DAMN!
I know Nikki will hate me for this but the whole time I was thinking of ways to propose to Anya
That's okay. The whole time, I was thinking about ass banging Nicki!!!
To anya marina's point : stress or anxiety of any kind can cause ed. Once the stress is relieved, the guy was more relaxed, and the problem went away
Lmao they all miss the knock on wood joke
Lmao I just made a comment about how no one seemed to notice Chris knocking on his boner 😩😂
A guy in New York has way better odds making it work with a republican in Des Moines than any woman in New York. Haha.
I bet Nikki's dad loves her podcast.
chris and nikki are the modern day sam and diane
14:10 just like a woman not calling it what it is...it’s sacrifice...no matter the synonym
But, it's an important sacrifice. Yes, you give up some time with your daughter, but you may find a lifelong companion for yourself to help you raise your daughter and expand your family. What you are seeing is a woman who was told "you can have everything w/o sacrificing anything" try to figure out how that works in the real world.
Andrew doesn’t talk much, but when he does it’s always so funny (especially on Nikki’s insta stories)
Single dad here... couldn't agree more with Chris's comments about what type of woman he's looking for (not someone that needs you but someone that wants you), his fear of compromising his time with his daughter, and dealing with an annoying ex (daughter's mom) lol. Sometimes its easier being single. I'm sure i'll find a girl that fits what i'm looking for one of these days, hopefully you do as well.
Honestly Chris and Nikki need to get together
they already have lol
You need Bobby Lee and Chris D’Elia as guests!!!
This bird is an absolute weapon
None of these people in this podcast seem to deserve free intimacy with others as they all appear way too self involved in their own egos than to give and receive pleasure with others without expecting the physical and emotionial honesty that creates the sublime tingly hights of intimacy while allowing that person to not be constrained by their ideas of conditional affection.
Once judgement and control ends you can give into the bliss that is beyound your ego and experience. You can love someone, truly love them faults and all and not need to possess them for more then the time you are allowed together - because you both exist and that is enough to love, remember and move on.
Ok, Jesus.
With you this comment is so deep and true and real that it has no place on this video lol. I feel like I understand, but then I’m old.
How does this guy not see Anya Marina making moves on him for a relationship, how does he turn that down, my lordddd, lol
Chris and Nikki should do a podcast together
Which podcast is the cousin story on?
When Chris gets attracted to a woman she sounds like the teacher in a Charlie Brown episode.
have Nikki and Chris gone to pound town?
Is the studio smaller?
13:22 So the explanation here is pretty simple why a man would want to settle down with conservative women and it is remarkable and even humorous how liberals or people who do not understand conservatism like Anya Mariao, are struggling to wrap their heads around. It is simply because conservative women are happy to defer to a man (provided he is competent) and also want to settle down in the straightforward archetypal manner that most alpha males are familiar with and drawn to.
Yes. Makes a whole lot more sense to marry a conservative woman than a "sexually liberated" one.
You guys should write dissertatons
"why am I into Republican women?"
idk might be cause we still like that whole "be independent but let the man be the man" kinda thing you're talkin about lol
Exactly
Yes!
Family values. Odd that they struggle with that concept.
Family values ,,,as long as you're white right ,,, fuck off
@@jamesmonroe5846 why are you here? GTFOH you useless waste of skin. Go spend 7 years in Korea and get a clue.
The girl next to Nikki who’s that she’s fucking hilarious and adorable
He is clearly "baguette"
30:00 she looks like a female Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
🤣
Anya is great,
I love nikki i just became a fan of her
I hear Jordan Peterson, I press like
Find a girl that looks at you the way Andrew looks at Chris
Nikki and Chris 100% need to bone. Nikki needs Chris' B-Card
A-card?
@@jonathancarranza6046 tbh... Don't even remember what this was about
They probably have
Is everyone in their 30's talk about sex this casually
I needed this laugh 😂🤣
Why are Chris's arms so smooth?
Asking for a friend.
He does not look like a viking on the least bit ha
@22:30 We call that, Water tight.
All the holes are plugged... Wink Wink, ya know
Nikki in the thumbnail? You know I'm clicking, and clicking fast.
Nikki is as cool as Amy Schumer
Not cool at all
DP is the best my girl loves it too!
Serious question... If I select "HIDE" in this video will it hide ALL content including the bonfire? Or just Glaser? Honest question.
Ray Bandera bummer they couldn’t figure out how to do it on their own right? The worst part is how they only put out 30 min segments of a 2 hour podcast.
I swear Nikki likes Chris too much but she is afraid of her own shadow to admit it.
Missionary style ofcourse 😍😭🙂
This convo probably ain’t goood for Chrissy’s recovery
He was staring holes into hippie chick
20:50 Chris Distefano is greek , not viking
hes itlalain german and irish not greek lol
Anya: "Japanese business men would hire escorts to eat flowers for three weeks straight, and then they eat their flower poop, and it's a delicacy."
Andrew: "They do have weird ice cream."
Me: J - F*'n - C, Andrew. If I could sleep you through the screen, I would.
Wow the car story was wild
I just found Chris Distefano. Daaauuuum!!! Super hot and hilarious!😋