I think it's kinda of a security thing. when a girl touches a guy, we kinda now instantly "ok, if I don't like this I can stop it easy, let's see how this goes." Woman don't really have that mind set because they have a whole human history worth of proof that even if they want us to stop, we probably won't. Also us guys are kinda programmed to think that most sexual activity is possitive. or maybe we're all just horny as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
uhm yeah?! Btw I wouldn't do that to a man on a plane. I wouldn't take that gamble. What if he was molested as a kid and I just reminded him of that? It IS crazy. She just got lucky that he was fine with it.
"I am one of those men who aren't into stranger danger" and that is exactly WHY you, "don't believe any of Sloss' story." I believe it. No reason not to, really. Humans are a horny, deranged lot.
@@ziv4545 Just to be sure you get it. I'm not just a man, I'm a white, bald, oerwheight, near middleage man who simply does not have english as my first language. DO NOT, presume to know my identity simply by the ideas and causes I support. I say good day to you sir. SIR, I SAID GOOD DAY!
It’s not necessarily about the taste, it might be about not getting an sti if she didn’t know the status of her partner or if that person didn’t have a recent clean sti test
Matthew Jamison no, not all STIs have visual symptoms at all times. Look, you do you, and I know plenty of people that don’t give a shit and are willing to risk it. I used to be a bit more adventurous back in the day, but not anymore. Not worth the risk.
If you're that worried then just don't do it. I mean it's not a requirement. Guys aren't odd for finding that odd. Most even say that they'd rather not get oral sex if that was the case. Victimless.
Matthew Jamison STI’s don’t always have visual symptoms. Some STI’s can stay dormant in your body for months. If you don’t know the status of your partners sexual health don’t have sex with them or use protection. It’s annoying but better be safe than sorry!
@wildebest "that you have to have to lie about such specific things suggests that he's got problems. as in delusional, sex-based problems" Not necessarily. Some people will start with a small lie, and tell the story over and over to different people and the lie will snowball into something crazy and specific. The huge red flag that I saw was the fact that he started the story with a statement of assurance. When he said something along the lines (can't remember exact phrasing) of "I know you won't believe me because I don't either but it's my story and it happened", most of the time someone starts a story with a statement like that, it's bullshit. The excitement in his voice, the fact that he couldn't wait to tell the story...it all seems fake.
Which one...? The one on the left or right? Because there’s two. And your comment is strange. “I love the reactions girl in the back...?” What is a ‘reactions girl’ anyway? I need to know.
I’m just surprised that guys ever been laid, doesn’t strike me as the fuck machine type, while good ol Chrissy boy been around with pretty much every female comedian in the game, lol
for future reference, please do something like this with only two people. You have 4 people talking about stuff like this and everybody has to make a funny comment on everything. It takes ten minutes for a person to tell a one minute story.
She said she didn't like the taste because she was trying to be nice. What she REALLY meant, was that she wanted to protect herself from STI's but has found that's NOT something that can be mentioned without ruining the moment, or worse, having to _argue_ about having her own personal boundaries respected!!!
i absolutely hate how they talk over each other and don’t let each other finish the sentence, just to get their jokes out. like this is not how actual conversations work so it’s not pleasant to listen to. i get it, it’s for the show, but chill a bit💞
I had a woman less than half my age pick me up in a drugstore. It ended with wild sex all night long. It still blows my mind how whorish it was. Not the greatest sex of all time, but I’ll never forget how spontaneous and wild it all was.
I could write a book about how many times I was propositioned by the executive's and client's wives or their girlfriends, female clients, and female executives. When you're a young black male who works in corporate America you are on the menu... and they feel like they can touch you or say anything to you. I stopped going to company Christmas and Holloween parties. I'm no victim here, I'm just saying this shit happens a lot.
This will come back to haunt you when you have family listening to this. Your grand kids are going to be seeing this, shit even your employees or employer LoL 😂
I also felt like daniels story was either very embellished or completely horseshit. Something about the way he looked while he told it. I just didn't feel it was true.
Daniel Sloss looks like what Macaulay Culkin should have looked like as an adult.
Was thinking the exact same thing! 😀
The funniest thing that came out of this not funny video
@@camilofuentealba4808 wow you sound like a bucket of fun dude...
@@MarsLonsen I'm so offended lol
DUDE!! OMG 😂 THAT'S WHO TF I THOUGHT IT WAS B4 HE STARTED TALKING LMFAO I just stumbled upon this vid! 😂😂💀
Hate when people talk over each other..
Nicolás Fraile I was thinking that too
I hate when people spell wrong, talk that
yeah, two separate conversations going on simultaneously for most of this video
Constantly. Battle of egos, and generally adding nothing.
It was disgusting!
I swear, stop chiming in with your own bits when someone's trying to tell a story. This is just like every shitty party at 4AM
Really great to see her branching out and talking about sex
edit: this is a joke and shouldn't be taken seriously thnx luv you
hahaha the winning post haha
Best comment!!
lmao
laughed harder at this comment than the whole show lmaooooooo
LMAO
Ok guys....stop interupting each other...its irritating...
What is kevin de bruyne doing on this, he should be concentrating on his training
This!! LMAO
Lmao
LOL IM DONE
League's wrapped up 😁
Lmao 😂
Men are wild lol. If some rando man touched a woman on a plane and just started flicking her bean she would 100 percent freak out.
I think it's kinda of a security thing. when a girl touches a guy, we kinda now instantly "ok, if I don't like this I can stop it easy, let's see how this goes." Woman don't really have that mind set because they have a whole human history worth of proof that even if they want us to stop, we probably won't. Also us guys are kinda programmed to think that most sexual activity is possitive.
or maybe we're all just horny as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
uhm yeah?! Btw I wouldn't do that to a man on a plane. I wouldn't take that gamble. What if he was molested as a kid and I just reminded him of that? It IS crazy. She just got lucky that he was fine with it.
"I am one of those men who aren't into stranger danger" and that is exactly WHY you, "don't believe any of Sloss' story."
I believe it. No reason not to, really. Humans are a horny, deranged lot.
@@MrRocha777 I'm pretty sure you're a girl. Which man in his right mind says us man, you obviously ain't on the sheezle my weasle
@@ziv4545 Just to be sure you get it. I'm not just a man, I'm a white, bald, oerwheight, near middleage man who simply does not have english as my first language. DO NOT, presume to know my identity simply by the ideas and causes I support. I say good day to you sir. SIR, I SAID GOOD DAY!
The Ginger is such a try hard! Let someone else finish a freaking sentence!!!
"He died doing what he loved, lesbians." Dead 😂
It’s not necessarily about the taste, it might be about not getting an sti if she didn’t know the status of her partner or if that person didn’t have a recent clean sti test
Matthew Jamison no, not all STIs have visual symptoms at all times. Look, you do you, and I know plenty of people that don’t give a shit and are willing to risk it. I used to be a bit more adventurous back in the day, but not anymore. Not worth the risk.
Paul Olsen well you’re gross
Tons of women _live_ for the taste!
If you're that worried then just don't do it. I mean it's not a requirement. Guys aren't odd for finding that odd. Most even say that they'd rather not get oral sex if that was the case. Victimless.
Matthew Jamison STI’s don’t always have visual symptoms. Some STI’s can stay dormant in your body for months. If you don’t know the status of your partners sexual health don’t have sex with them or use protection. It’s annoying but better be safe than sorry!
Dude in the red talking over Chris trying to be funny and constantly failing
My thoughts too
Steven G he’s a total douche bucket!
No, no, it's okay...
...b'cuz, he kept
looking around for approval.
See? S'algood.
Most annoying person i have ever heard. Also ruining a great story.
Who is he so I can avoid him at all costs?
I really wanted to hear the story but all the constant interrupting and talking over each other was so annoying.
The guy on red is annoying as hell
@@handoto9909 yea we call that guy an interjector. He keeps trying to guess where the story is going and be funny but it's really annoying
*Thanks for making me feel like I'm in Jr. High surrounded by liars!*
Red velvet ginger loves hijacking the conversation so he can update his coolness.
Zack Simmons he bugs the shite out of me...! Let the stories unfold fuckwaffle! 😳🦇
So true! He's such a try hard!
😂😂😂
“If you’re gonna encounter it, lean into it b*tch.” Lmao quote of the year!
I call BS on the ginger getting any action! He is lying for sure.
same here LMAO
Yep. He's extremely annoying too
that's what i was thinking too, spoiler alert she had an adam's apple.
yea Gingers aren't even people !
@wildebest "that you have to have to lie about such specific things suggests that he's got problems. as in delusional, sex-based problems"
Not necessarily. Some people will start with a small lie, and tell the story over and over to different people and the lie will snowball into something crazy and specific.
The huge red flag that I saw was the fact that he started the story with a statement of assurance. When he said something along the lines (can't remember exact phrasing) of "I know you won't believe me because I don't either but it's my story and it happened", most of the time someone starts a story with a statement like that, it's bullshit. The excitement in his voice, the fact that he couldn't wait to tell the story...it all seems fake.
When the Scottish guy said it's not a sad story he died doing what he loved had me dying
I love the reactions of the girl in the background
Which one...? The one on the left or right? Because there’s two. And your comment is strange. “I love the reactions girl in the back...?” What is a ‘reactions girl’ anyway? I need to know.
@@highmetalman6 sorry, *reaction of the girl in the background
And the one in the right
Yes! I was watching them too.
This conversation made me feel asexual.
Same
The only thing I learned from this 20min video is that Jennifer Lawrence is engaged.
Ohhh. the airplane story was absolutely amazing story telling.
He got interrupted about 300 times by rubbish jokes telling the first story.
Some of these crazy sex stories sound like they might just be regular old sexual harassment.
This one time at band camp....
Hahahah best comment
lol
American Pie?
That footjob story sounds like pure lies.
Lol did you hear about the lesbian threesome 😂
Really cause idk if I would brag about something like that. I'm sure I could come up with something so much better if I were going to tell a lie.....
@@heatherleogden3564 Usually when people lie they keep it generic, if its too specific its suspicious. I bet that guy is a virgin.
ok
I’m just surprised that guys ever been laid, doesn’t strike me as the fuck machine type, while good ol Chrissy boy been around with pretty much every female comedian in the game, lol
The second story about the foot job is a lie, the way he narrates is all over the place
I didn't think Chris was ever going to get his story told
For real
Daniel interrupts worse than I do and that's almost impossible. Also, he thinks he's way funnier than he really is.
Haha i do the same
its endearing tho. hes definitely adhd as fuck lol
The lesbians probably thought he was Ellen DeGeneres
“Right now”? They’ve been together for well over a decade...
@@SpydrXIII pansexual! That's bullshit.
@@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471 I'm pan sexual, I fuck frying pans.
😂They proly did!
That Daniel guy is annoying as hell! Quit interrupting the guy and let him tell his story! You're not that funny either!
All daniels I met are idiots
Bending popadoms 🤣🤣
They must not of got that one lol
stop interrupting each other every two seconds
it's called radio
This one time in band camp....absolutely nothing happened to me. True story.
I like how at the end the "watch next" boxes are empty because even they know this shit is horrible.
Bahahhah
Freakin AWESOME stuff here!! 😆
The Texan lesbians flying to London sounds like lies as well.
Nikki Glaser is absolutely amazing. Love her honesty and candidness. Big up. Xxxxxccc
This one time when i was 22 ........
I sneezed and farted ...... at the same time , a double whammy ! 🤔
british guy's story LOL Love the faces the girl in the back makes :D
Just really a conversation that didn’t need to be put on the internet
This is what internet was made for
100% loved the whole show
Of all the things that don’t need to be on the internet I don’t think this conversation is truly one of them.
Lol I'm only halfway through the video and the girl is me as fuck whenever I hear crazy sex stories from my friends 😂😂
for future reference, please do something like this with only two people. You have 4 people talking about stuff like this and everybody has to make a funny comment on everything. It takes ten minutes for a person to tell a one minute story.
Just booked a flight on Spirit Airlines
good luck my guy
"If you're going to encounter it, lean into bitch." Sometimes Nikki spews magic. This is one of those times.
Is this a lying contest?
People that talk about sex as if they're experts mostly have no sex at all.
What the hell did I just watch? Is this what goes on in radio these days.. lol
So are we gonna ignore the fact that this guy legitimately thinks the blindside is about a blind kid?
I love how the camera angle makes her head exactly between the S and the M, like she's sticking her head into S&M....
All his pants have the pockets cut out now lol
Very mature and productive discussion.
She said she didn't like the taste because she was trying to be nice. What she REALLY meant, was that she wanted to protect herself from STI's but has found that's NOT something that can be mentioned without ruining the moment, or worse, having to _argue_ about having her own personal boundaries respected!!!
I choked on my smoothie multiple times within the first like 4 minutes
Fantastic stories
i absolutely hate how they talk over each other and don’t let each other finish the sentence, just to get their jokes out. like this is not how actual conversations work so it’s not pleasant to listen to. i get it, it’s for the show, but chill a bit💞
I had a woman less than half my age pick me up in a drugstore. It ended with wild sex all night long. It still blows my mind how whorish it was. Not the greatest sex of all time, but I’ll never forget how spontaneous and wild it all was.
Can you please furnish us with the address information of the said drugstore?
Happens to me all the time...what's the point?
@@TheNaturalustyou lying like a rug
@@Last_Chance. How would you know? It happens to lots of people , often. Americas biggest pastime I figure.
Couldn't keep my eyes off Miss Beautiful in the back there.
Holy shit, this is hilarious and it just randomly autoplayed after another video.
Is the theme of Nikki's show to have guests constantly interrupt each other?
First time listening... This is the greatest podcast ever 👍😀
Me too except i thought it was the most annoying podcast ever. never heard ppl interrupting n talkin over each other more on a podcast in all my life
That Intro!! if you're going to encounter it, Lean into it **ch
I'm 23 and I'm STILL FUCKING WAITING FOR MY FOOTJOB
It is beginning to appear as though straight people might finally figure out how much guilt free fun sex really is.
Terence Smith 😉
You just want us straights to fuck more because gay people rely on straight people to make more gay people... you're not sneaky.
Would like some suggestions for positions for senior citizens.
7:43 lady in the background is definitely calling "bullshit" just with her facial expression.
Daniel never explained why he was a monster...9 mins...??? cliffhanger much
He probably said it cuz he just left
Things that never happened.
If you didn’t have such a boring sex life, you wouldn’t have trouble believing these stories. They’re all very believable.
@@Asdfgqedfglo I'm guessing I'll have to shut my curtains from now on.
«JustEnder» uhhhhhh... your comment makes absolutely no sense...
I doubt the chain of events and the looks of the women. Everyone embellishes.
is there subreddit with stories like these?
YES LMAO BETTER ONES
The girls in the background and their reactions are the besttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt part
thanks i’ll never ask for a pillow or blanket on a airplane
No way a flight to the UK was "totally empty " your story is bs
That first story seemed like it was very good and full of sensual tension but we will never know. Thanks Jamie Oliver's talkative cousin
“Lean into it bitch ..... “. CLASSIC 🤣
i love this podcast because i get to hear 3 basic bros talk over nikki
I really wish he'd have said the in flight movie was My Left Foot
... or footloose.
I could write a book about how many times I was propositioned by the executive's and client's wives or their girlfriends, female clients, and female executives. When you're a young black male who works in corporate America you are on the menu... and they feel like they can touch you or say anything to you. I stopped going to company Christmas and Holloween parties. I'm no victim here, I'm just saying this shit happens a lot.
When you're a woman, you're on every menu.
I love this!!
"or they gave each other herpes and settled for each other"
definitely best line to close out on
"Lean into it bitch."
LOL
Hey, great idea.... let's all talk over one another... constantly. That'll be great.
"you gave her golf mouth" lmao
I can’t listen to the audio only version bc everyone’s talking at diff levels & at the same time
I was getting a manicure too 🤣🤣
They keep interrupting each other. Shut up.
gives a whole new meaning to the word elbowgrease
She loves to hear herself talk . 😂
Loved!
Not a laugh to be found.
Go watch Tigerbelly podcast with Theo Von you’ll laugh
@@beatsbyjuni Gang Gang
Thanks for saving me 20 min
“Golf Mouth”? 1:46
Daniel Sloss is a day dreamer...he wishes that would have happened!
Holy shit this is Gold!
This will come back to haunt you when you have family listening to this. Your grand kids are going to be seeing this, shit even your employees or employer LoL 😂
this is awesome
I'd love to be as brave as that woman.
I also felt like daniels story was either very embellished or completely horseshit. Something about the way he looked while he told it. I just didn't feel it was true.
It was funny except for the guy in red and black striped shirt was annoying and not funny and he thought he was hilarious interrupting a good story .
The girl in the back at 15:58😂
Ok I had to delete my comment because I am not sure who reads my stuff in my family hahaha. But Nikki is a BEAST
"Ill feel better if I do this"
...and 10 seconds later
"Too crazy to be true". Then they're probably not.
She is trying to get approved by the dudes
Lots of average to low looking women do this. They act loose because it gets attention.