Yeah that . And the dumb cunts don`t try to help you find it! Frustrating. This sheds light that they don`t know. WTF? They have to be frustrated too. Still fun looking for it. Always thought "motorboating" couldn`t go wrong.
Talking about glory holes like they are everywhere and the most common thing, but shoes without socks it the worst thing ever. Love it! Great show yall.
I can't help but remember the time Roger from American Dad had a black eye & said "sometimes a hole in a bathroom stall is just a hole in a bathroom stall"
Need to fire the person in charge of the cameras, constantly zooming in and out, then in again, back out a little, in a lot, back out, zoom in again. Just leave it alone!
"....latch onto that thing like a barnacle on an old boat, and don't let go, until the captain sprays you off..." - you should write the prose for cyberpunk erotica graphic novels.
depressant does not mean it makes you depressed, it means it subdues your motor functions and reaction time, even opiates are a depressant! not saying alcohol doesn't contribute to depression, just getting the correct definition out there.
Literally speaking a depressant depresses someone into being depressed. Maybe not in the clinical sense, but depressants depress, thus, they make you depressed. Make sense?
I am happy to have listened to this. I no longer have any doubt that I do handle alcohol better than lots of people. Between cringing at how a "comedy" talk show can turn into rambling about how people are just shittier when impaired (specifically them), and then remembering all the women that this reminded me of.... yup... feel better those days were gone. If you enjoyed this, awesome. I very much could not finish this disjointed adventure.
It's so painful to hear grown adults talk about how they know alcohol makes their life miserable but they continue to do it anyway. Like bro, you might be an alcoholic. If you're sober for a month and didn't experience anxiety or blacking out, maybe consider that as a lifestyle change.
The way Bert can command the entire room with his voice and his stories. Let alone a room full to the brim of incredible minds like this never stops inspiring and impressing me
@3:05 "alcohol is *_directly_* related to my Anxiety!" (Not a thing of mine, but this remark and what follows, that's some great insight and possibly resonant with folx, so check out that time-stamp if you care to, for that POV. :)
I miss getting wasted, listening to the Sanctuary by the Cure, running upstairs and banging on the drums with music. My family hates it because I break the stand up popcorn machine while falling over and knocking holes in the wall.
This was very entertaining, I am happy that I watched, 9/10 I am confused on the yellow shirt guys sexuality but I will watch more videos and find out.
19:37 I used to think all women knew everything there is to know about their vaginas until a month ago. There's nothing more uncomfortable than telling a grown woman something she doesn't know about her lady bits. And it's happened twice now.
Bert was dreaming, drinking late at night especially just forces your brain to run REM sleep within like the last hour of sleeping so you have crazy dreams that you can remember. Don’t take me for 100% facts lol, I’m just quite sure I read that somewhere at some point.
@Meso Phyl In Germany you'd never talk like that about sex unless you are super drunk. It's kind of a taboo topic to talk about. Even if you try to start the conversation the other people will just make you feel super akward because none of them is open enough to talk about it especially in mixed gender groups.
@@Nwolf1840 I think the more repressed society is when it comes to sex tends to push the kinkiness further. Can't remember who, but they were talking about going to these underground nightclubs somewhere in the middle east where literally hundreds of people were fucking everywhere in a massive orgy like some shit out of Caligula.
"The Vagina is not user friendly." lol Bert's response "Pfft No shit! Try not having one and trying to figure it out." So true.
Yeah that . And the dumb cunts don`t try to help you find it! Frustrating. This sheds light that they don`t know. WTF? They have to be frustrated too. Still fun looking for it. Always thought "motorboating" couldn`t go wrong.
If you can't find a woman's vagina, you have serious problems.
Talking about glory holes like they are everywhere and the most common thing, but shoes without socks it the worst thing ever. Love it! Great show yall.
Brian Frauenheim the genius of the podcast
Where can I fine a glory hole
After porkeys the movie
8:20 Glory hole story starts here!!
Not all heroes wear capes, thanks!
He never finished it.
Our hero
MVP
but I feel like that story was not finished
I wanna know how he got rejected
Any1 know if he speaks about it elsewhere
I can't help but remember the time Roger from American Dad had a black eye & said "sometimes a hole in a bathroom stall is just a hole in a bathroom stall"
They didn't let him finish the story! The conversation was fun but they never let him speak more than a couple of sentences in a row.
They are all trying to top each other ....
Need to fire the person in charge of the cameras, constantly zooming in and out, then in again, back out a little, in a lot, back out, zoom in again. Just leave it alone!
No, actually set them on fire. This is unwatchable because of this shit. Must be some dumbass fan of TMZ who made this choice.
Former mtv2 cameraman.
Now it’s bothering me , wtf
Honestly I really didn't mind. I actually even kinda liked it. Maybe it's just preference?
Jesus it’s like your fucking parents with a camera phone
"....latch onto that thing like a barnacle on an old boat, and don't let go, until the captain sprays you off..." - you should write the prose for cyberpunk erotica graphic novels.
depressant does not mean it makes you depressed, it means it subdues your motor functions and reaction time, even opiates are a depressant! not saying alcohol doesn't contribute to depression, just getting the correct definition out there.
It's a central nervous system depressant. You morons!
CriticallyInsane it really depends on the person and how their body responds to it...
Alcohol does make some people Depressed... Period
Literally speaking a depressant depresses someone into being depressed. Maybe not in the clinical sense, but depressants depress, thus, they make you depressed. Make sense?
@@drearmouse9510 de·pres·sant
/dəˈpres(ə)nt/
adjective
1.
(chiefly of a drug) reducing functional or nervous activity.
Just an FYI, "depressants" don't make you depressed, they depress, or slow down, your nervous system's operation. Two very different things.
Finally, some honesty without guilt.
I am happy to have listened to this. I no longer have any doubt that I do handle alcohol better than lots of people.
Between cringing at how a "comedy" talk show can turn into rambling about how people are just shittier when impaired (specifically them), and then remembering all the women that this reminded me of.... yup... feel better those days were gone.
If you enjoyed this, awesome. I very much could not finish this disjointed adventure.
And the award for most basic comment by a white girl on a podcast goes to......."I love blunts. Blunts are fun."
Shocker
instantly thought the same thing someone should have told her to shut up right after that
Glad someone else noticed
I wanted to commit violence...ha
yup
Don't let go until the captain sprays you off lmao
Aye aye, captain!
*Can I let go yet Lena?*
Oh captain my captain
When Bert explains milking and every guy in the room goes “ohhhhh” like they didn’t already know lmao
It's so painful to hear grown adults talk about how they know alcohol makes their life miserable but they continue to do it anyway. Like bro, you might be an alcoholic. If you're sober for a month and didn't experience anxiety or blacking out, maybe consider that as a lifestyle change.
Yep, sad.
Burnt is in denial. But ian is at least kinda aware
It's nice to see Kassem G back on RUclips
No kidding thought it was him
17:18 that gesture is the greatest thing I've ever seen
I don’t smoke weed but that woman saying she loves blunts made me cringe a little.
Very good episode, well done. Good guests.
@15:10 when Bert describes "milking" and every guy in studio has the same reaction of a super optimistic and intrigued "Ooooooh!"
FFS. We used to make steel in this country.
Good times xD
Now some of that steel has a hole cut in it for a Glory Hole! That’s where we, as a people, are headed!!!
David Mitchell said that... he’s British
Is that a euphemism??
I drank very heavy in college but now I'm happy drinking one beer and getting a buzz from time to time.
The way Bert can command the entire room with his voice and his stories. Let alone a room full to the brim of incredible minds like this never stops inspiring and impressing me
"like a barnacle on a boat" I almost suffocated laughing.
Until the Captain "sprays" you off!
Talking Heads were not New Age, they were New Wave. Totally different genre.
@3:05 "alcohol is *_directly_* related to my Anxiety!"
(Not a thing of mine, but this remark and what follows,
that's some great insight and possibly resonant with folx, so
check out that time-stamp if you care to, for that POV. :)
I miss getting wasted, listening to the Sanctuary by the Cure, running upstairs and banging on the drums with music.
My family hates it because I break the stand up popcorn machine while falling over and knocking holes in the wall.
No way I've seen that Nina Hartley instructional vid with Sunny Lane. It's my go to.
A C4th Damn bro, thanks for the heads up
Bert adding the toy to his cart around 19:15
Nathan Rodriguez he totally added that thing to his cart!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel so bad bert got sick from a dude from Spokane 😂😂😂
You don't find a glory hole. A glory hole finds you.
"Until the captain sprays you off." Rotflmao!
I don't feel old enough to be watching this LOL.
Lol I love Bert n Joe n Tom like who else gets drunk and high and tries to bench press 225
I love Listening to Nikki and her guests, but this is way too many people talking over top of each other
didnt come here looking for ways to improve my box eating technique but I'm glad i learned. thanks, Nikki
Ian is staring at Bert like he’s going to murder him. 😂😂😂
Second episode on RUclips I've watched, and this one was legit funny. 👍👍
LMFAO, latch on like a barnacle on a boat and don’t let go until the captain sprays you off. Great line to end the video!
Omg I watched cuz I love Bert in anything but jeezus i was not prepared to laugh this hard. That was amazing lol
obsessed with "New Age", songs like "Serial Killer" ahahahahahah
“Like a barnacle on an old boat” fuuuck!!!😂
Bert is that classic white guy that tells you every single thing he had to drink that night.
He never did fully explain how the guy actually rejected him!
How did nobody except Ian and Bert find it weird when Jade said she wanted to gift a vibrator to her sister and mom?
Ian Fidance! Podcast Gold...
15:52 funniest thing ever
This is riveting.... glory holes and casual alcoholism, wow.
This is sooo funny should have 10million views...
A collection of some weird individuals on this podcast.. I love it!
I dont know what I just listened to but I liked it haha
Lmao at the this wall is too thick excuse 😂😂
Nice tip
"Till the captain spray's you off" Nikki!...
"Ian Fidance is the best-looking person in the world" - Adam Friedland
ian is the kind of guy you never leave your children with
Spokane making us proud again. Lmao sorry Burt 🤣🤣🤣
The Toy reviews are amazing and sauna...... everyone seems all thumbs up for it. Let, getting blood well circulating. Very informative!
I watched that same Nina Hart video and it hasn't failed me yet.
He got rejected at a gloryhole.....did even think that was possible
look at that bicep flex 6:40
Don Lino Samuel very sexy!
"Latch onto that thing like a barnacle on an old boat."
bert sounds a lot like me getting drunk at the house haha. i love getting weird
I can hear the snow white seven dwarfs sing. “ Hi o hi ho hiho hio... “
20:26 I never thought I would know someone who has seen that video.
i saw the thumbnail like... 'WTF HAPPENED TO KASSEM???'
Post-fame finding himself Hobo phase
This was very entertaining, I am happy that I watched, 9/10 I am confused on the yellow shirt guys sexuality but I will watch more videos and find out.
I figured it out . My technique is on point
19:37 I used to think all women knew everything there is to know about their vaginas until a month ago. There's nothing more uncomfortable than telling a grown woman something she doesn't know about her lady bits. And it's happened twice now.
It doesn't get less weird if you as a guy have to tell her infront of other girls. How can people not know where they pee from?
Feel like I just learned a lot.
When they started riffing on accidental mistaken glory holes I was rolling!
brilliant ending words! :)
The Machine!!
There's an app - and if there ain't, there will be now!
I'm so surprised this kind of talk can go out to a totally random radio audience.
I wonder if this was before or after ian fidance drank hand sanitiser in an airport bathroom
Lol chef taught me this years ago
Underrated comment 😆🤣
This was the best show ever.... love the barnacle comment...
Went straight to 8:20, thanks name I can't spell.
Bert was dreaming, drinking late at night especially just forces your brain to run REM sleep within like the last hour of sleeping so you have crazy dreams that you can remember. Don’t take me for 100% facts lol, I’m just quite sure I read that somewhere at some point.
"I'm just quite sure I read that somewhere at some point."
-Every person on the Internet
Nikki is speaking the TRUTH at the very end there
I'm thinking my sauna business might take off.
you know what I miss about drinking....nothing because I still drink!!!
I like ppl that talk about sex this open
@Meso Phyl In Germany you'd never talk like that about sex unless you are super drunk. It's kind of a taboo topic to talk about. Even if you try to start the conversation the other people will just make you feel super akward because none of them is open enough to talk about it especially in mixed gender groups.
@@Nwolf1840 I think the more repressed society is when it comes to sex tends to push the kinkiness further. Can't remember who, but they were talking about going to these underground nightclubs somewhere in the middle east where literally hundreds of people were fucking everywhere in a massive orgy like some shit out of Caligula.
@@Dryhumpington The middle east? They better not get caught
German porn is NASTY hardcore.....there's something in the water out there....
Geezus, this was off the chain.
whoever is operating the camera needs to calm down and slow down.
Starting a spa for ladies but how do you get rid of ones that appear horrible?
What place is he talkin bout? I wanna go
Im 36 5 10 185 in average shape with a bad left shoulder and rep 225 for 10 to 12 reps.
They’re all wrecks
Lol checkout Noah's face during the glory-hole talk... haha she looks all terrified--what's she looking at on screen?! 9:44
i really dislike when corporate channels try so hard to be hip and socially accepted.
lol i used to live above Ian Fidance
Bert lives for talking about himself. Only watching this for the glory story
Crackle crackle vanilla Dan!
Strangely, Saunaclit sounds like some electric toothbrush attachment
Can I come over after I get rejected?
Of course Ian is here
Nikki looks so hot here without makeup. Its a good look
Damn I need a cigarette.