Nefarious Neighbors
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Jennifer and Pumps cannot get enough of the f**kery going on in the Nextdoor App. From feline self-defense classes to 'abdocating' for dogs on death row, we've got it all. The girls also give a detailed "how to" course on looking your very best for school pick-up and drop-off and when/if it is appropriate to only wear a robe.
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Pumps, Hoe in Law and Princess Diana at Large.
"White people call the police like it's customer service" 😭😭😭 I need to find that tweet
Karen saw a brown person in a public place. Call the cops!
As a 31 year old gay man living in Australia this is the first podcast I’ve ever let pop my cherry! When I first heard a clip from you both I thought it was going to be very conservative opinions, supporting the titty babies of the world. I was sooo pleasantly surprised, love you both ❤
I found religious kryptonite. Get a welcome mat with pride/BLM etc. on it. They read it and run away😂
This is hilarious!
As a kid, we had a few cats, my mom was that "crazy cat lady" I swear, but we had this one who was an indoor/outdoor cat. He was neutered, but he was also brawny, bow-legged, squat-headed, total bruiser. He actually did patrol the neighborhood, helped to maintain the chipmunk numbers, would sunbath in the middle of the huge catnip plant my mother had in the garden, and actually learned to ring the sleighbells my mom had hung on the front door one Christmas, but never took down...for the cat.
He lived to be a very old cat. He survived being shot at with scars across one side of his face. He survived untold cat fights with area strays, leaving him with pierced, nipped, torn ears. He survived being poisoned by a crazy neighbor. He survived catching his leg on a chainlink fence that ripped the skin of his inner thigh. (Cats skin isn't directly attached to their muscle layer like humans) But through it all, he would come home like a GenX kid, when the street lights came on. He would ring those sleighbells and we'd have to let him in.
This Boss of a cat lived to be 22yrs old. Purred like nobody's business and was massive cuddle-slut!
He looked like a beat up cross between Garfield and Morris the cat (of the 9 LIves catfood ads), but run over by a Mac truck! He was short, bowlegged, squat-headed, had a crimp in his tail, and by the time he finally passed away he had maybe half of one ear left!
Talk about a "Working Cat!"
And his name: Sunny! (I had named him when I was 5...I was just a dumb kid!)
What great memories. RIP Sunny
Now thats what i call an Alpha male
I wish I was married and needed a divorce so I had a reason to hire Pumps.
These neighbor episodes have officially become my favorite and I look forward to more. Fucking hysterical!! Love you ladies!!
I just lost my grandfather after taking care of him for a year after my grandmother died..thank you for the laughs! 💖
I’m sorry for your loss
I’m a Boomer....I’m a Never Foxer! Please don’t stereotype us! Love you!
I'm a Boomer. I never watch Fox, OAN, or any other right wing "news".
Actually what makes me feel better is the clothing crimes that happen on the daily at Walmart. Puts a huge smile on my face.
Pumps not laughing at her father-in-laws death is too relatable.
pumps, attorney at paw 🐾
Abdicating attorney at paw 😂
Gold star 🌟 comment
Love this 😭
I love you girls and thank you for being my blue spot in a hemorrhage of red puke. Being a lifelong Oklahoma citizen, I am tiring of waiting for our state to evolve.
i was very concerned for your health for a few seconds
@@miyane994 I'm concerned for your grammar.
Here from Oklahoma as well. I moved out into the country area to not have neighbors 😂
As a liberal born and raised in Texas I can completely understand what you are saying.
Perfectly sad. Beautiful set actually poetic
The way I cackled and howled when you showed the picture of the Mormon kids... a manager at my office came over to make sure I was okay because I was laughing so hard. I love the Next Door App readings.
Self defence class for my cat Tiffany took me out 😂😂😂
I thought the guy who wrote about taking pride in one’s appearance during COVID was going to be Josh Welch.
Pumps saying "abdicate" when she meant "advocate"...
Maybe she did want to 'abdicate' as she is royalty after all...
😅
i'd like an update on Tiffany, my cat keeps scissors and matches in her purse so i'm not concerned about her. but i don't know about tiffany
Judge Pumps could be a segment where she makes a ruling on AITA posts
That position's already taken by several female tv judges sporting pumps or stilettos. lol
The bees are pollinating her flowers helping them grow, if anything she should pay her neighbor lmao i swear the American education system is a joke
I LOVED the People's Court with Judge Wapner! I'm an 80s girl too! Younger people have no idea what it was like with only 5 channels and the whole thing shut down after Johnny Carson. Lol love you girls!!❤
First viewer from Nairobi🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪❤️ yeaah
Thanks for keeping it real ladies. 🤘
Gladys Kravitz!! Dying. Lol it does age us tho....🤣🤣🤣
Years ago, I went home to care for my dad after he suffered a stroke. I learned then the only thing worse than Fox News was Fox News 24/7. Thank whatever he's not here to vote!!
An academic and an athlete coming together to make this world a better place ❤
I live on the “nice” side of town and all the old people comment on ND like “what are we gonna do about all these homeless people?”
Like, ok Susan….what do you want? Purge? Incarceration?
“Freedom cities”otherwise known as concentration camps.
Pumps having no idea about cats is the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard, I’m at the gym laughing my ass off and probably burning more calories from listening to this podcast than the squats I’m suppose to be doing 🤣🤣🤣
I remember when we had a smoking section in high school.
Me too
I liveeee for the Nextdoor episodes! Keep them coming!
About the Bee Story. Aren't the bees pollinating the lady's flowers thus making her garden more prolific?😂
Ok, so I'm today's year old when I realized that ya'll had a tv show. Oh my Gawd...I now have something to watch LOL...to see Pumps aka the Princess Diana of OKC in action is worth the extra expense LOL
27:20 What if Moses Mike Johnson came a knockin’ on your door wanting to invite you to a Purity Ball Born Again Style? 😊
LOVE the Next Door commentary episodes!!!! You need to make these into their own podcasts
You should see what I read in very privileged, old-couple Sedona, AZ. A lot of charity, but occasionally some MAGAt explodes.
The Tiffany cat bit Has to be a parody 😂❤
You know that bee situation, I think it's just a roast of your flowers lady. Our bee keeping neighbor gave us honey, as a thank you for maintaining a massive hedge all around our property of lilac bushes, which ended up giving a distinct lilac-infusion to the honey. Maybe if you had cooler more stand-out flowers, they'd get appreciation :P (real story, but obviously joking, I don't think bee keepers owe their neighbors honey)
New podcast idea.....Judge Pumps with Jennifer as the jury 😂😂😂😂
28:30 I think pumps was talking about a Segway scooter
We have a nonprofit here in Dallas called Barn Cats Incorporated that re-homes feral cats at barns, warehouses, etc. in order to keep a handle on rodent populations.
5:33, did you hear of operation lady justice?
Me again! Someone put a hotdog under the wiper on my windshield!! I laughed for 30 minutes solid.... You can bet I took it and placed it under some other lucky hotdog lover wiper.... pay it forward!!
I was at Marshall’s and saw pickleball shoes that were so cute I came back later to buy them, because Jenny’s influence 💅🏻
Pickleball shoes????
I think Kim K would be an excellent guest ! You know if asked what she has had it with she would just say " Kanye "
I haven't laughed so hard in a while!! Thank ladies!!!
These Nextdoor messages were hilarious! And for real for real, we need Judgy Judy on the pod!
That'll be great. Angie and Judy will have a legal feast.
Jennifer and Pumps.....Never underestimate the power of stupidity.......“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”...Albert Einstein
Thanx for the laughs ladies😆
A good video idea would be sharing childhood/high school/college stories and show pics!
I agree 💯 percent!
Me yelling “Segway!!!” 😂
@Pumps well done on your weight loss! My partner and I have been watching you slim down and are so happy for you! Now … we need to do it! 😂
While sitting outside in the evening, I saw a great horned owl swoop down and take a calico kitten. Before I could get over to the crime scene to free the kitten, the owl had flown away, kitten and all. The following evening, the woman who lived on the corner with a hundred cats and was always drunk comes stumbling down the alley. Spotting me sitting there, she asked, "Have yoooouuuu seen...seen my...kitty?" I asked, "What did it look like?". She replied, "It was...was calyp....calycoco." to which I replied, "Ummm, nope." I didn't have the heart to tell her. I was surprised she even realized it was missing.
17:10, they are not called morman.
I am really getting ready & excited for the Pumps Lesbian Dog Advocate Redemption Arc!!
As someone who was born a boomer,1963, I
take no offense. Although being on the tail end of the boomer generation I did transition at an early age and now identify as gen-x. I also fully understand your plight of living in a red state. I'm as blue as they come, and live in Georgia's 14th, I'm sorry we couldn't send someone with at least an ounce of decency, or the ability to critically think at a level higher than a 5th grader. I am proud that I was a part of sending two awesome senators to D.C. and like to think my vote was one of the 11,780 that put Biden over the top. Love you both keep up the great work.
Bees?! Really?!
Without honey bees and their pollination, we, as a population….. DIE.
Pop your head over the fence and politely ask if he’d be kind enough to give you a jar of honey.
Honey from within 5 miles of your home is the most beneficial.
Another thing to remember about the boomer Fox News viewers is that they VOTE.
LOL! Got directed to your podcast by RUclips because of the Mary Trump interview, which I enjoyed, but I had to laugh over blasting football players for not holding their own water bottles. I am a 70 year old male who played football at the high school level where we did hold our own bottles. But at Division 1 college and the pro level, it's not about strength or being spoiled (well, maybe it's a little bit about being spoiled), it's about time. There is a very short time during a time out. The crew needed to get out there, provide water (Gatorade, etc) and towels to anyone who wants it, collect all their stuff and get off the field, running in both directions. It is must faster to hold the bottle yourself than it is to hand out the bottles and then have to collect them. Also, during the game, the players' hands, especially the linemen, take a beating and frequently have fingers taped up, making it harder to squeeze the bottle. Hope this helps. I know I'm not your targeted audience but I liked the interview.
Judas betrayed Jesus to the Sanhedrin in the Garden of Gethsemane, in exchange for 30 pieces of silver, by kissing him on the cheek and addressing him as "master" to reveal his identity in the darkness to the crowd who had come to arrest him.
In modern times, his name “Judas” is often used synonymously with betrayal or treason.
16:09 my pizza hut literally shut down because the people working there cared more about smoking pot than running the restaurant. And the only good food at pizza hut is the bread sticks.😂
26:05 my fourteen year old dog passed away last week... He was literally born in my lap, and died in my lap. 😭 I have moments, but if I stop moving or doing stuff, I'll spiral.
"abdicate"
My sister is 60 and has voted 2times and watches fox! voted for Cheeto head and now all of a sudden she’s gone religious and is absolutely bonkers. Nuts just 🥜 She bashes us and says we are the devil
5:23, thank-you!
Please don’t lump all Boomers in the same category! Thank you! Had it! 😞
as an australian it was DEEPLY embarrassing that the trump administration was able to roll out vaccines before our government 😭
I used to be a 911 dispatcher and i had a call on the EMERGENCY line and it was an old woman complaining that a car was parked outside of her house and went into the neighbors house (not like a break in. As a guest. A friend of the neighbor). And i was like ok what’s the emergency? And she was like they parked their car in front of my house. I was like are they blocking your driveway? And she said no. Again i was like what is the emergency? She wanted them to park somewhere else. I said ma’am. The street is a public place. You do not own the street. She demanded a police officer come to talk to them and get their car towed. Again all on the emergency line. I told her it’s not an emergency and if she wants to discuss this further she needs to call back on the non emergency line
About the cat needing martial arts training...my cat had the same problem getting beat up everyday 😢 but my husband had a great idea to teach him "knuckle training" he had the cat watch Mike Tyson for a while and then he'd give him toys to attack and let him also attack him lmao it actually worked and my cat hasn't got beat up since
To the son cut out of the will because he blocked his parents FOX channel: It's spelled FUX. lol
We had 3 tv stations to listen. I choose what gets played in my car, music, podcasts etc my Gen X is aware I’m short on time she’s got it for many more years and it’ll just get better. I get to enjoy it while I can .
You can't make this shit up! People are nuts! Tell the bees to stay out of your yard and go home!☺☺☺
How about people who say likewise, can we chat about that because seriously i’ve had it with people who say that, I rebuke them in the name of Jesus
Our apartment complex has no soliciting on every door and we got Jehovah Witnesses that came the other day. Learn to read people.
I want to get divorced just to have pumps as my attorney. Happy Thursday
My neighborhood has solar panel salespeople (teenagers) on hoverboards! It's so weird
Can pumps talk more about law school/being an attorney!!!!!!!
Did you think some of those posts on Back Door were met as sarcasm, the bee one had to be sarcasm. Besides the bees were doing her a service, pollination of her flowers.
That is seriously cheese abuse.
I do feel bad for Karens - people with the actual name. It’s constant.
Fun fact. The theme song 9:12 for the people court was originally written for a porno
Old people are just too tired to fight anymore, easier to go with the flow, like a sewer, ya know?
Pumps forgot Bee RICO
The Jehovah door to door was so frequent at a house I used to rent that I started answering the door in my undies with a beer can in my hand -
I have to confess that I do the clap before my workouts to have a strong start
Fox is nothing lol - try having a mother who thinks Fox is too liberal!
Ok the cat lady I think it’s a joke…& very funny
Dying laughing, you two are HILARIOUS!
1,2,3 👏🏻
My own little Mormon boys story. I’d been cleaning my house and was a sweaty mess wearing my clean the house crap shorts and tank top I picked up in a Mexican tshirt shop. Yes, there were words on my shirt. We have Mormon friends we made during my husbands med school days so I understand this “year of service” they are required to do. I always at least chatted a bit with them and this day was no different except I was a mess. No bra of course and to my horror I realized my shirt read, “Who are all these people, and why am I naked?” I apologized for my shirt and they assured me they had not even noticed. 😂
Great episode! Another goldmine of Karen complaints would be code violations! Our family has fallen victim to many a neighborhood Karen regarding this! I’ll see if I can dig some up, they are hilarious!
Chicken
Come get chicken 😂😂😂
The People’s Court was “must see TV”… so cheesy!
I just found your podcast and am totally addicted!
3:09 Make America great again and get rid of MAGA!!!😊
The SWAT team handles cheese threats and bee larceny
I take my cat on walks :)
Side. Boob. Oversized armholes on tank tops. It is a real issue. 😂
I endorse this behavior.
Pumps was talking about a segway
This is where all the Karens congregate.
Oh, leave the Mormon missionary s alone, they are learning a valuable lesson. How to be great salesman!
They should learn to sell something worthwhile
Angie ""Pumps" is Gorgeous.