As a former public library employee, the printing of the Gary Busey pictures is the least concerning thing I’ve heard about 😂. Libraries are a melting pot of fuckery sometimes
First, the wardrobe coordination is spot on. Second, I joined Nextdoor several years ago, and probably two weeks later shut that door and dipped out. It was absolutely insane and featured every weird paranoid person you could imagine.
Yes. Yes. Yeah! On Nextdoor, I was like “Oh, this will be great! A little sense of community, etc!” (I live in Northern California and this was right after the huge Tubbs Fire in 2017.) And instead of helpful, useful stuff, I was BOMBARDED with dumb, time wasting shit like, “Can we start a group letter so ALICIA’S ROOSTER won’t crow too early??” Mind you, Alicia is a 75y old widow who doesn’t even own said rooster. Petty, unimportant bullshit marked as urgent. It took me about 5 days before I left, totally pissed off about it. It’s like my neighbors are Chardonnay swilling toddlers most of the time! Fuck!
I’m laughing so hard I had to walk out of my office in fear of people thinking I’m insane for silently laughing at my phone 😂 this podcast is everything I needed in my life.
Did you two coordinate the pink and white top and bottom reverse? Bc I’m LOVING It!! 😊 love hearing you laugh and this episode is hilarious!!! As always ❤
You two remind me so much of my mom and her sister. I lost my mom unexpectedly, but I'm still close with my aunt. This podcast brings me so much joy. I just found it and I want to watch/listen to them all!!
My uncle used to go to the library and print pictures of topless Hollywood men then snail mail them to me as potential men I should marry. I just loved how he was oblivious to the fact that this made him look super gay to all the people at the library. Also I had email. He could have just emailed them to me. I miss and love you uncle Clayton RIP.
New listener here and just catching up on past episodes. So far, this is #1. This is the best ever! I have to share this on my FB page. People need to know you are doing these videos and they most definitely need the laughs. You ladies are a HOOT!!
this podcast took me by surprise, i just came across it and i am in love. i have never laughed so much from any other podcast, bingeing all of these episodes now😂
I Lol’d when Kylie said “Where are the Republicans on this goat issue?” Brilliant. I love this podcast and listen regularly! OK there were more LOL moments! I’m dying! 😂
I know this is an old episode and I am a little late to the party but I am dying here 😂 I agree with another commenter that this should be a regular segment lol
My favorite show yet. Your comedic timing and non-stop hilarity made my day. I almost didn't watch because I was tired of out of touch, political dimwittery from all sides that was keeping me from laughing. This was delightful and so were you all
i cannot believe it has taken me this long to come across this kicka&& pod!!! You have given me refreshed reason to live! Binge watching/listening because y'all make me laugh so good. ❣❣❣❣
I’m going to write a report on this show for making me laugh so hard and so loudly that I’m pretty sure my neighbors are reporting me. This MUST be made into a regular part of the show. Jennifer and Kylie’s readings and Pumps laughter are PERFECTION. I’m calling the cops.
I’m a Christian, have been since I was 14, and I can’t get e-damn-nough of this podcast! The tension I release during this podcast is unreal. Keep it up, ‘Jessica’ and Pumps Pumps Pumps. ❤
Okay, I'm just starting this one and I'm a new listener. I just had to post that I am so excited about this topic. I was JUST looking at my Nextdoor notifications this morning and was so annoyed and pissed off at the completely irrelevant shit people are posting in there that I'm considering deleting the whole thing. 😂 I've had it with these people!
With regard to the three heroic opening claps, Pumps you did not fail . . . I remember that day. I'm pretty sure it was brain day. Above shoulder height, nothing else was going to work perfectly 😅
I saw one labeled “FBI Surveillance Van 3” when I was camping somewhere and that really cracked me up because you know some people totally thought that was legit. ROFL
You guys should really just do a weekly pod or ep of the neighborhood app postings and your responses to it…I would listen to that shit so hard and it would be amazing, love!💙💙💙
Holy Shit you guys, you need to make this a weekly segment ASAP! I downloaded the app just to hear all the Dumb Fuckery that goes on in my neighborhood . . . If not, I’m moving 🤣
im 1000% sure the kid was crying not because of the wifi name but because of his grandfather freaking out im seeing it in my minds eye right now the dude was like "did you type that? did you type acab in my ipads"
I’ve never been a podcast listener. Ever but ever since I started working over night this show has been a constant fixation for me where I’m actually waiting till Thursday for content and even re. Listening to old content. Long live pumps…oh and jessica I guess…
This episode cracked me up! Nextdoor is a hysterical playground for boomers, but my favorite internet posts come from my neighborhood Facebook page. A woman in my neighborhood once posted the following: "If anyone is going to the mall today, I have a Bath & Body Works order that needs to get picked up that my husband keeps forgetting to stop and get...could you grab it for me?" I should note that she chose the black heart background for her post. I have so many questions: 1. How could she possibly assume that droves of neighbors will be popping by our shitty mall? 2. Who still shops at Bath & Body Works? 3. Has she not heard of online shopping and free shipping? She literally placed a Bath & Body Works order TO BE PICKED UP AT THE MALL. 4. Savagely calling out her husband for continuously forgetting to pick up said order. Girlfriend needs her Juniper Breeze STAT!
LMFAO!!! These were so funny! You should start a new podcast where all you do is read these and comment on them. As a pediatrician I would definitely listen. However, if you don’t please know that I will report you to both the neighborhood app and RUclips!
Am i the drama? Because i cant wait just to hear these damn bitches voices i fucking love them so hard! Every day I’m thinking its fucking Thursday i need more throughout the week ? 😂😈
I am convinced my neighbor wrote the post about telling a dog to shut the fuck up. I often say this out loud to my neighbors dog because, indeed, it barks incessantly and needs to be told to shut the fuck up. I will absolutely not be going over to her house because she also needs to shut the fuck up, get off the internet, and train her dog. Hahahaha
As a former public library employee, the printing of the Gary Busey pictures is the least concerning thing I’ve heard about 😂. Libraries are a melting pot of fuckery sometimes
Do you have more library stories 😭
Same! The public really just goes wild. It's hilarious. 🤣
In palm beach county they have locked the bathroom doors bc of all of the overdoses. So annoying.
Please say more
@HH-gv8mx only overdosing? No sex? That's mild. I'm boring I only went to the library to read. I missed out lol
Can this be a regular segment on the show!?!? Absolutely HILARIOUS!
First, the wardrobe coordination is spot on. Second, I joined Nextdoor several years ago, and probably two weeks later shut that door and dipped out. It was absolutely insane and featured every weird paranoid person you could imagine.
Yes. Yes. Yeah! On Nextdoor, I was like “Oh, this will be great! A little sense of community, etc!” (I live in Northern California and this was right after the huge Tubbs Fire in 2017.) And instead of helpful, useful stuff, I was BOMBARDED with dumb, time wasting shit like, “Can we start a group letter so ALICIA’S ROOSTER won’t crow too early??” Mind you, Alicia is a 75y old widow who doesn’t even own said rooster. Petty, unimportant bullshit marked as urgent. It took me about 5 days before I left, totally pissed off about it. It’s like my neighbors are Chardonnay swilling toddlers most of the time! Fuck!
I have had it with telling my friends to listen to this podcast & them not doing it IMMEDIATELY
My absolute FAV podcast! I get like a million years of life when they laugh 💀💀💀
OMG YOU GUYS....I 100% UGLY LAUGHED THROUGH THIS WHOLE EPISODE. SNORTING, CRYING, THE WHOLE THING.
Pumps laugh is a reason to live. Thank you ladies for making this fabulous shit.
You both are refreshingly hilarious. Thank you
"He's not circumcised." OMG the funniest shit ever. I check ND every night for comedy gold.
LMAO! You two continuously crack me up. I posted the link to your podcast on Nextdoor and encouraged my Neighbors to watch! 😂😂😂
The bird owner cracked me up for 5 hours and still now bursting out laughing thinking about it 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m laughing so hard I had to walk out of my office in fear of people thinking I’m insane for silently laughing at my phone 😂 this podcast is everything I needed in my life.
Same and agree lol
At least one time per episode I think of Pumps in that headband & it leads to uncontrollable laughter. I love y’all so much.
Did you two coordinate the pink and white top and bottom reverse? Bc I’m LOVING It!! 😊 love hearing you laugh and this episode is hilarious!!! As always ❤
This was one of the funniest videos you've done! laughed a lot!! Thanks!
I could listen to those all day long! We need a full podcast just for these
You two remind me so much of my mom and her sister. I lost my mom unexpectedly, but I'm still close with my aunt. This podcast brings me so much joy. I just found it and I want to watch/listen to them all!!
Same ❤❤❤
This was my favorite episode to date. I was crying laughing at the next door app reports
Jennifer, I love how your mind went to ‘He has a body in the truck. I know it. I’ve solved it.” My mind went there too.
The crazy thing is you have to sign up with your real, legal name so they are saying these things to their neighbors under their real names. 🤦🏻♀️
My uncle used to go to the library and print pictures of topless Hollywood men then snail mail them to me as potential men I should marry. I just loved how he was oblivious to the fact that this made him look super gay to all the people at the library. Also I had email. He could have just emailed them to me. I miss and love you uncle Clayton RIP.
These Next Door posts need to be a regular feature. Best episode ever!!
New listener here and just catching up on past episodes. So far, this is #1. This is the best ever! I have to share this on my FB page. People need to know you are doing these videos and they most definitely need the laughs. You ladies are a HOOT!!
Love from South Africa! Pumps your laughter is totally infectious, Jennifer you are hilarious such a natural.
What is the brand of soap that Pump uses that her neighbor hates? I'm so curious. I want my neighbors to hate me.
y’all should do an episode like this reading the most crazy negative google reviews for businesses
this podcast took me by surprise, i just came across it and i am in love. i have never laughed so much from any other podcast, bingeing all of these episodes now😂
I’ve just discovered this channel and omg, where have you been all my life? 😂😂😂
I used next door after a hurricane broke our fence to find my dog that got scared and bolted.
I Lol’d when Kylie said “Where are the Republicans on this goat issue?” Brilliant. I love this podcast and listen regularly! OK there were more LOL moments! I’m dying! 😂
I know this is an old episode and I am a little late to the party but I am dying here 😂 I agree with another commenter that this should be a regular segment lol
Absolutely best podcast and this episode is one of my favs…laughed until I cried! Love y’all!
Pumps laugh at 15:10 gives me life
This was THE funniest episode yet! We need more of the neighborhood complaints! LOL! 😂
Lol no the first clap was perfect Pumps!
I had to watch this podcast TWICE to believe what was being posted on the Nextdoor app. Pumps cracking up was chefs kiss 😂😂😂
My dawgs!!!! So happy to be here with you! Ok so popular consensus says we need MANY MORE episodes a week!! Like ASAP 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Omg!! This is the best episode yet!! And that’s something, because I love every episode!! 😂❤
My favorite show yet. Your comedic timing and non-stop hilarity made my day. I almost didn't watch because I was tired of out of touch, political dimwittery from all sides that was keeping me from laughing. This was delightful and so were you all
this is no exaggeration- these are my favorite ladies on the entire planet.
Next Door is I’ve had it podcast GOLD!!!
i’m mid eating & literally crying laughing. by far the hardest i have ever laughed 😂😂😂😂😂 I LOVE YOU LADIES
omg this is the funniest episode, I LMAO the entire video
Pumps LAUGH MAKE ME CACKLE...SHE IS 😂😂😂😂😂😂KILLING ME...😂😂😂😂😂XOXO FROM CHICAGO
I just found y’all and are HOOKED FOR LIFE!
i cannot believe it has taken me this long to come across this kicka&& pod!!! You have given me refreshed reason to live! Binge watching/listening because y'all make me laugh so good. ❣❣❣❣
Listening to you so loud on my house speaker right now getting ready and im loving it ❤❤❤
I’m going to write a report on this show for making me laugh so hard and so loudly that I’m pretty sure my neighbors are reporting me. This MUST be made into a regular part of the show. Jennifer and Kylie’s readings and Pumps laughter are PERFECTION. I’m calling the cops.
I’m a Christian, have been since I was 14, and I can’t get e-damn-nough of this podcast! The tension I release during this podcast is unreal. Keep it up, ‘Jessica’ and Pumps Pumps Pumps. ❤
Okay, I'm just starting this one and I'm a new listener. I just had to post that I am so excited about this topic. I was JUST looking at my Nextdoor notifications this morning and was so annoyed and pissed off at the completely irrelevant shit people are posting in there that I'm considering deleting the whole thing. 😂 I've had it with these people!
NEED another episode of next door
Great work ladies. Little late to discover y’all but promptly subbed.
I need more of this in my life. Some people are truly unhinged
With regard to the three heroic opening claps, Pumps you did not fail . . . I remember that day. I'm pretty sure it was brain day. Above shoulder height, nothing else was going to work perfectly 😅
😅 ...did she see me pulling into my garage? Sometimes you are done 'peopling' for the day. 😂
I can't eat while I watch y'all's podcasts. I almost choke or fart food through the many nasal canals of my dumb face.😂😂😂 y'all are so funny
I can’t stop 😂. You both made my day!
Another hilarious podcast I couldn’t wait until Thursday !!! Lol the next door app is undefeated like Facebook on steroids
This was so funny I watched it twice.
Absolutely hilarious show, thx
Best WiFi name I ever saw was: Get Off My Shit.
I saw one labeled “FBI Surveillance Van 3” when I was camping somewhere and that really cracked me up because you know some people totally thought that was legit. ROFL
Love this topic! One of my favorite episodes. 7 Starbucks Stars
This episode was hilarious. I only discovered this podcast today and have been binging it lol
This is amazing I need more
You had to coordinate today with the pink being the exact shade
You guys should really just do a weekly pod or ep of the neighborhood app postings and your responses to it…I would listen to that shit so hard and it would be amazing, love!💙💙💙
I think the Nextdoor shit show needs to be a monthly segment.
I’m so mad I waited 2 days to watch this. FUCKING HILARIOUS 😂
I NEED MOREEEE THIS IS TOO GOOD
MY Lord that NextDoor App makes me want to purchase my first home in the country with no neighbors
this episode was the funniest by far. so funny I watched it twice lol favorite podcast out there ❤️
Like you said…GOLDMINE!!! Keep it up, love this!
Love you guys all the way from Nigeria
These people self reporting is killing me. Would love to hear more or these
Holy Shit you guys, you need to make this a weekly segment ASAP! I downloaded the app just to hear all the Dumb Fuckery that goes on in my neighborhood . . . If not, I’m moving 🤣
easily the funniest episode so far
There needs to be a congressional inquiry in to the goat situation.
Lord, Pumps is living her best life. I can’t stop laughing.
At my desk silently laughing like a crazy person 😂
‘Interior decorator pervert’ 😭
The age gap becomes more apparent when Jennifer fills Pumps in on all the lingo the youth use.
shes SO much older
Only 4 years!☺
possibly the funniest episode to date!
Damn this has me cracking up
Mrs Kravits out there are out of control 😂
im 1000% sure the kid was crying not because of the wifi name but because of his grandfather freaking out
im seeing it in my minds eye right now the dude was like "did you type that? did you type acab in my ipads"
This was the funniest episode by far😂
i love how pumps just showed up and still was the star of the episode
I’ve never been a podcast listener. Ever but ever since I started working over night this show has been a constant fixation for me where I’m actually waiting till Thursday for content and even re. Listening to old content. Long live pumps…oh and jessica I guess…
Our Pickleball Gold Medalist and the Princess Diana of Podcast look great in their matching fits.
🤍💓
Cackling listening the bullshit online. You guys are best, keep it up J & P!
Awe did you guys mean to yin yang match?
i saw the title of this and though it was going to be the fear & Collab
This episode cracked me up! Nextdoor is a hysterical playground for boomers, but my favorite internet posts come from my neighborhood Facebook page. A woman in my neighborhood once posted the following: "If anyone is going to the mall today, I have a Bath & Body Works order that needs to get picked up that my husband keeps forgetting to stop and get...could you grab it for me?" I should note that she chose the black heart background for her post. I have so many questions: 1. How could she possibly assume that droves of neighbors will be popping by our shitty mall? 2. Who still shops at Bath & Body Works? 3. Has she not heard of online shopping and free shipping? She literally placed a Bath & Body Works order TO BE PICKED UP AT THE MALL. 4. Savagely calling out her husband for continuously forgetting to pick up said order. Girlfriend needs her Juniper Breeze STAT!
LMFAO!!! These were so funny! You should start a new podcast where all you do is read these and comment on them. As a pediatrician I would definitely listen. However, if you don’t please know that I will report you to both the neighborhood app and RUclips!
That clucking.. 17.00
Am i the drama? Because i cant wait just to hear these damn bitches voices i fucking love them so hard!
Every day I’m thinking its fucking Thursday i need more throughout the week ? 😂😈
Banger episode (as always)
I am convinced my neighbor wrote the post about telling a dog to shut the fuck up. I often say this out loud to my neighbors dog because, indeed, it barks incessantly and needs to be told to shut the fuck up. I will absolutely not be going over to her house because she also needs to shut the fuck up, get off the internet, and train her dog. Hahahaha
Hilarious!! 😂😂
not camilla parker bowles 💀💀💀💀💀💀