The ad reads crack me up. They are so funny because there is personal information about both of them and they are so obviously reading a script. I love it.
Jen, you're like a cultural anthropologist who loves to observe and analyze every little behavior. You reveal what is hidden about American culture. As a sociology professor, love your observations. Waiting for one of my students to mention your show.
I’m 100% with Pumps!! I cannot be in bright light or it starts to work my nerves. I always prefer to leave the lights off especially if the sun is out!! 🖤
Inject this show directly into my veins! *Taps arm* I’ve sat here and binged the entirety of every single episode into my veins that now that I’m done I’m sitting here 🗣️ LOOKING CRAZY! I love this show!!!!!!!!
When Jennifer said "it's like you're living in a third world country with zero light" not my ass getting touched cause I'm from a third world country with loadshedding (basically means no electricity for hours at a time, almost daily). South Africa, I've had it! 🤣
Please do a video on tipping culture ! I’ve had it with every single place i go to now asking for a tip! Even at the doctors office 😭 then i feel judged by them for hitting “no tip” IVE HAD IT
This episode was probably the most funny and organic for whatever reason. That said, ever since Jennifer mentioned they get a lot of “White Chicks” comparisons, I now can’t get out of my head that visual is kind of true!
For a while, I thought my son, also named Jared, was the guest today. The sports team "oh-hey-lets-connect-because-I'm-wearing-a-hat" is on point. Yes, he is wearing gear for a team he likes, but he doesn't want to connect with you. Great episode!
Oklahoma definitely has homeschool energy. When I first moved here, I was like wow these people are just different 🤣 Very nice, but I totally get what he’s saying.
This episode was hilarious 😂 great guest! I highly agree with the obnoxious time window they give for service! I can’t plan my day with this huge time gap and feel screwed when I could have been doing other shit while waiting.
I run a service company. I let my customers know a window but also tell them I will give them a 45-1 hour notice so they are not just sitting around waiting. I’ve been on the other end and know that’s how l would want it
Another 5 ⭐️ show once again!! Couldn’t stop laughing, and even yelled at my husband bc he kept trying to talk to me when I was listening 🤣 And the length of the episode is finally getting longer I couldn’t be fucking happier. I HIT IT.
I’m Pumps with the darkness, I do prefer it and my boyfriend and I looked at each other and couldn’t stop laughing during that part bc he is Jenny 😂😂 he’s had it w me
@@NotchesSewing hmm i think its dyed and glued on a backing. They did an interview with the designer a few episodes ago. I will try and find his website.
I’m with Pumps! I don’t turn on lights in our house either, unless we have guests. Keep the light out!!!! I just say I’m saving on electricity, but I’m really a vampire!
I hate it when i choose a specific time slot for the technician or whoever it is to come over, and they show up an hr, or 2 hrs, earlier, as if its a sign of efficiency and great time management. But there is a reason why i chose that specific time slot, and its because i have a JOB to go to 😒😒
When I visited the USA I though the public restrooms were weirdest thing... what is up with that? And the automatic flushing? I decide when i'm ready to flush. Never again. I've had it!
You can tell he doesn't have experience with children shoving their heads under the stalls to say hi while you're trying to go to the bathroom, and it shows.
Looks like I'm opposite pumps with everything as patchouli makes me physically sick and I require bright light all day long I like as bright lights as I can get 100 watts in every room, every window all blinds are open with sunlight coming in I would have a complete sunroof if I could
Sigmund and Roy were probably Republicans. They were definitely a couple of weird dudes. They love their big kitties though. The only reason I think the Republicans. I believe they were smart businessman. So it just goes to show you it doesn't matter if you're gay or not. You can still be a smart business person. And we all know that every business person in America has one up over every person that works for a living. I mean to say all of us employees. We can never write anything off but they can write off their first dollar. So I'll say it out loud business owners have one up on every working person in America those of us who work as employees. So I'll say it out loud for all those Republicans keep on voting for republicans. In the US will stay exactly how it is. Wages have been stagnant since the 70s. And all of you will continue to get poorer and poorer. So I say for all of you keep voting Republican. Because I'm going to be okay. Unlike most of you I got to retire at 56. In case you haven't figured out where this is going. I'm a union man. It's funny to me how only 10% of the American population can afford to retire. It's also funny to me that only 10% of Americans are unionized. I wonder if there's any correlation. So as I start my 13th year of retirement. I'm just now able to hang out with my old classmates. Because almost all of them work today were 65, and a few of them work to their full retirement date of 66 and 4 months. Just so they can optimize their return on Social Security. They have to try to live the rest of their lives on the money they have. What's according to statistics is not very much. So they're worried the rest of their lives if they're going to survive. Well I'll spend mine waiting for the next check to come. Because you guys probably haven't figured it out. The longer that I live the more money I well make.
So one day I was using the public restroom at work and some stupid woman was listening to a story on her phone and it was happening when I went in there and it was still playing when I left. Wtf?
Honestly the first time that I've enjoyed the guest as much as the girls. AS MUCH - not more, don't get things twisted. You can't outshine the Princess Diana of Podcasting, and the other one on the left... But still, the man was fucking hilarious.
Jen describing the journey into pumps room had me rolling 💀💀💀💀
It was the best of times.
Yessss. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm the exact same way though lmfao
The ad reads crack me up. They are so funny because there is personal information about both of them and they are so obviously reading a script. I love it.
HOW do they manage to make that shit charming? I would hate it in any other instance 😂
The obvious script reading always sends me!
Right!? 😂😂
It is deliciously disingenuous and I can’t get enough…they couldn’t do it any other way.
The fact this video came out at 4:45am instead of 3:45 am… IVE HAD IT! Lol
😂😂😂😂
Preach
Jen, you're like a cultural anthropologist who loves to observe and analyze every little behavior. You reveal what is hidden about American culture. As a sociology professor, love your observations. Waiting for one of my students to mention your show.
Jared was hilarious, matched yalls energy perfectly
This was such a good episode😂 love starting off my work day listening to these ladies talk about life problems. Never felt so understood.
I listen to it after work. It’s like a reward.
I’m 100% with Pumps!! I cannot be in bright light or it starts to work my nerves. I always prefer to leave the lights off especially if the sun is out!! 🖤
Inject this show directly into my veins! *Taps arm* I’ve sat here and binged the entirety of every single episode into my veins that now that I’m done I’m sitting here 🗣️ LOOKING CRAZY! I love this show!!!!!!!!
Don't worry Pumps, I LOVE IT DARK TOO. Vampires think alike
This is my favorite episode! So funny and great guest!!!!
"They put you under house arrest" 😭 😂
Pumps, I'm with you on the whole being in the dark thing
28:37, same in Kitimat-Stikine.
22:45, jealous is fiercely protective and vigilant over people's rights and possessions
This is one of the best episodes ever and every one is a winner, so that’s saying something. LMAO. Please have Jared Freid back SOON!
Jared was a lot of fun & you all have great rapport.
I’ve had it with that guys voice!
This episode took it to another level of funny 🤣.
When Jennifer said "it's like you're living in a third world country with zero light" not my ass getting touched cause I'm from a third world country with loadshedding (basically means no electricity for hours at a time, almost daily). South Africa, I've had it! 🤣
Ja!!! Genoeg Eskom!!!
Haaad it!
Absolutely had it! 🤣😭
I'm with Pumps! Dark vampire houses are the way to be!
Please do a video on tipping culture !
I’ve had it with every single place i go to now asking for a tip!
Even at the doctors office 😭 then i feel judged by them for hitting “no tip”
IVE HAD IT
i currently have covid (i’ve had it) and y’all have been my best friends in my mind ya know
Pumps kids are all bane from the dark knight, "born in the darkness, molded by it"
This episode was probably the most funny and organic for whatever reason. That said, ever since Jennifer mentioned they get a lot of “White Chicks” comparisons, I now can’t get out of my head that visual is kind of true!
When I need a good laugh y'all always show up. ❤️ And Jared is so funny he sensed your dynamic in a second 😅
This was one of my favorite episodes and favorite guest! Sooo good. Belly laughs the whole time ❤
For a while, I thought my son, also named Jared, was the guest today. The sports team "oh-hey-lets-connect-because-I'm-wearing-a-hat" is on point. Yes, he is wearing gear for a team he likes, but he doesn't want to connect with you. Great episode!
Iv had it with the lonnnnnnnnng window of when the new episode of Ive had it is loaded on the permanent record. Iv haaaad it😂❤
what a great guest!
Oklahoma definitely has homeschool energy. When I first moved here, I was like wow these people are just different 🤣 Very nice, but I totally get what he’s saying.
I recently bought my first Stanley cup and I can confirm it was directly after a meltdown ! 💝 41:36
this video sums up : USA USA USA USA USA!!
Bloody love it!
I love that. I came across. Your podcast
Where have you been all my life!? I am late to the party - I LOVE YOU TWO! The humor! This podcast makes my day!
I guess the positive to being late is I get to binge listen to the previous podcasts!
This is absolutely hilarious. My new fav show
😹😹😹😹Pump's claps are magical
This episode was hilarious 😂 great guest!
I highly agree with the obnoxious time window they give for service! I can’t plan my day with this huge time gap and feel screwed when I could have been doing other shit while waiting.
31:50, nice
I run a service company. I let my customers know a window but also tell them I will give them a 45-1 hour notice so they are not just sitting around waiting. I’ve been on the other end and know that’s how l would want it
This podcast is so odd, funny and fascinating. Definitely love the video and see everyone interact.
Super funny! And I am with Pumps on the low low lighting!
My moms house is always so dark too! My sisters and I, and even my wife, call it the dungeon lmai
Another 5 ⭐️ show once again!! Couldn’t stop laughing, and even yelled at my husband bc he kept trying to talk to me when I was listening 🤣
And the length of the episode is finally getting longer I couldn’t be fucking happier. I HIT IT.
He’s fabulous
Was having quite a shit day, thank y’all so much! 😂😂
I'm over how much Jessica mentions "London, Paris and New York". Yes, you're global, we get it.
love you ladies!! Been waiting all weekend for today! Haha ❤❤❤
❤️❤️
Thanks for all the laughs!
I’m Pumps with the darkness, I do prefer it and my boyfriend and I looked at each other and couldn’t stop laughing during that part bc he is Jenny 😂😂 he’s had it w me
Love the two of you! Just curious- what is the back wall made of?
its cowhide
@@akatobi2002 thank you. Is it printed or pieced together?
@@NotchesSewing hmm i think its dyed and glued on a backing. They did an interview with the designer a few episodes ago. I will try and find his website.
his name is Kyle Bunting
@@akatobi2002 thank you!😊
Best episode ever
I literally can not get enough of you both. You are my spirit animals
This episode was hilarious and so on point
Great episode, guest is super funny! Subbed jared. Love the f, marry, kill questions
Fellow goblin, here - darkness is comfort and soft light is the dream. It makes the shiny things glimmer that much more. 😍
Agreed. Big facts. Darkness = relaxation
Shiny things like vagina diamonds
I’m just glad
I found you , guys we just binged the show and glad
We get to hear more
Loved this, I couldn’t stop laughing. 😂 One of my favorites episodes so far!
So true!
I've Had It!
Was at the dentist office at 9am yesterday.
An aid walked in with his McD's breakfast...
Nauseating 🤮
this episodes had me readjusting my hands at ten and two scared to crash my car i was cackling so hard
BetterHelp knew that your listeners could benefit from Professional Mental Help. I feel attacked.
Another great episode!
Fun fact: bathroom stalls are designed like that in the states because of, you guessed it, guns
I love the dark too Pumps ❤😂
Losing it over the gay cowboys here 😂
I’m with Pumps! I don’t turn on lights in our house either, unless we have guests. Keep the light out!!!! I just say I’m saving on electricity, but I’m really a vampire!
Laughed this entire episode 😂
I leave the lights off to save on the electric bill & here i am unknowingly twinning with Pumps
I hate it when i choose a specific time slot for the technician or whoever it is to come over, and they show up an hr, or 2 hrs, earlier, as if its a sign of efficiency and great time management.
But there is a reason why i chose that specific time slot, and its because i have a JOB to go to 😒😒
I must say, getting high af and going to golden corral is a great wednesday afternoon activity. but thats the southerner in me
god i love this podcast!
This was hilarious
When I visited the USA I though the public restrooms were weirdest thing... what is up with that? And the automatic flushing? I decide when i'm ready to flush. Never again. I've had it!
Hideaway Pizza ++ Almost choked when he said “people of OKC had home schooled energy.” 😂
once my dad wait 4 hours at the doctor. i thought this was a brazilian thing hahaha
This guy was a bit loud for me at the beginning, but holy mother of God, he's fuckin' funny !!!
Thank god now I can walk into work hating everybody a little bit less
My bf calls me a mole because I love darkness. I've had it with switches that aren't dimmable!!!
Love this podcast and this guest was freaking hilarious! 😂
My fave podcast ❤
This was my favvv episode 😂😂🤣
You can tell he doesn't have experience with children shoving their heads under the stalls to say hi while you're trying to go to the bathroom, and it shows.
God I love Pumps. I am a vampire as well.
This podcast is sooo good
I'm with Pumps. Vampire life rocks. Also, you should make Dead Horse Session merch
The ad reads remind me of SNL 😂
As an Oklahoman we do talk way TOO much. My boyfriend will start conversations while I have my RBF going strong so people don’t even look at me.
You gotta have him back, he is soooo funny!!!
Love this podcast
Looks like I'm opposite pumps with everything as patchouli makes me physically sick and I require bright light all day long I like as bright lights as I can get 100 watts in every room, every window all blinds are open with sunlight coming in I would have a complete sunroof if I could
The American peek-a-boo toilet 😂
Finally a podcast where I can free my inner hateful bitch! Great guest he fits right in, you guys never miss!
Sigmund and Roy were probably Republicans. They were definitely a couple of weird dudes. They love their big kitties though. The only reason I think the Republicans. I believe they were smart businessman. So it just goes to show you it doesn't matter if you're gay or not. You can still be a smart business person. And we all know that every business person in America has one up over every person that works for a living. I mean to say all of us employees. We can never write anything off but they can write off their first dollar. So I'll say it out loud business owners have one up on every working person in America those of us who work as employees. So I'll say it out loud for all those Republicans keep on voting for republicans. In the US will stay exactly how it is. Wages have been stagnant since the 70s. And all of you will continue to get poorer and poorer. So I say for all of you keep voting Republican. Because I'm going to be okay. Unlike most of you I got to retire at 56. In case you haven't figured out where this is going. I'm a union man. It's funny to me how only 10% of the American population can afford to retire. It's also funny to me that only 10% of Americans are unionized. I wonder if there's any correlation. So as I start my 13th year of retirement. I'm just now able to hang out with my old classmates. Because almost all of them work today were 65, and a few of them work to their full retirement date of 66 and 4 months. Just so they can optimize their return on Social Security. They have to try to live the rest of their lives on the money they have. What's according to statistics is not very much. So they're worried the rest of their lives if they're going to survive. Well I'll spend mine waiting for the next check to come. Because you guys probably haven't figured it out. The longer that I live the more money I well make.
Trixie and Katya made another pod?
I know y'all can beat a dead horse but man Pumps looks like she's had it with the Stanley cup hate!
So one day I was using the public restroom at work and some stupid woman was listening to a story on her phone and it was happening when I went in there and it was still playing when I left. Wtf?
Honestly the first time that I've enjoyed the guest as much as the girls. AS MUCH - not more, don't get things twisted. You can't outshine the Princess Diana of Podcasting, and the other one on the left... But still, the man was fucking hilarious.
You gals know that Europe has several countries and cultures right 😎 Luv ya anyway 🫶🏼
Gen X finally pushing back on the ridiculousness of Rainbows and Unicorn generations 🦄🌈
Flag so big you Caan fucking see it from space ! Look Neil , there it is , the U.S .
Walking into a office and smells of a south west soup....monsters