I got out of sitting in a boy,girl seating plan and i ended up sitting next to my friend. We were a pretty rowdy science set and me and my friend were 2 of the good kids. I asked if I could sit off to the side of the room where no one was sitting because i was NOT sitting next to girls, and a few lessons after my friend asked to sit next to me and we were just trading pokemon cards in science.
With the glue at my primary school, we used to have to count the lids and if any went missing we had to look in the bins, on the floor, on chairs ect... 😅😂
I remember my year 5 teacher was off so the deputy head covered the lesson and she was screaming about a pen missing a lid only to realize half way through her rant it was on the little shelf under the whiteboard
Wow, this video really hits home! As a proud Brit, I can't tell you how spot-on these TikToks are. From the timeless debates on the best biscuit to dunk in our tea, to the sheer chaos that ensues whenever someone mentions a “fry-up,” it’s like you’ve plucked the very essence of British culture and wrapped it in humor. The subtlety in humor is something truly special here-like when we joke about the ever-reliable weather. It’s a classic British trait to complain about the rain, yet we never seem to be genuinely surprised by it, as if we’re somehow in a perpetual state of acceptance about it. The references to local accents and dialects are also hilarious! It’s wild how “I’m on the bus” can mean so many different things depending on where in the UK you are! Also, can we take a moment to appreciate the social norms? The idea of queuing is practically an art form here. If you’ve ever been in a situation where someone cuts in line, the uproar is not just about the act itself, but about the violation of an unspoken code. It's not just about waiting-it's about respecting personal space and time. And let's not forget the quintessential British cuisine. The love/hate relationship we have with baked beans and how they're just a staple of our breakfasts is brilliantly showcased here. Watching non-Brits react to baked beans on toast is always a gem! I loved how you captured the cheeky nature of banter-it's this unique form of humor that can come off as quite harsh to outsiders but deeply affectionate among friends. It's how we show love, really! This video is not just a collection of trends; it’s a delightful stroll down memory lane, reminding us of what it truly means to be British in a world that's rapidly changing. Kudos to you for creating a piece that resonates so strongly with our shared experiences. Can't wait for the next video! You’ve got a fan in me!
Same my autistic ass who wasn't diagnosed till recently but EVERRRYYYONE knew I was autistic growing up and so being special it was special needs, or cuz im dyslexic my mates take the piss and say SPEKAL needs cuz I used to spell special like that 😂
My year six teacher (hated him) made us stay in school 10mins after it ended because we couldn’t find the glue. And comp head of years would always say ‘I’m not impressed year seven by the behaviour this term’ Oh and the one comp teacher who always brings up the face she buys the stationary in the class
I am primarily the reason why my school stopped forcing us to dry our hands with paper towels because they would always endup splat on the ceiling lmaoooo
Nana's are different breeds mine fell and broke her arm I went up to visit and take flowers and had to force her to sit down and relax was trying to cook and make cups of tea 😂😂
I completely understand where u were coming from with the glue sticks. You’re not alone. They need to create a help line for the kids that are glue 😂😂😂
I cannae mind what the bog roll on the ceiling was called, but I mind trying it once, and only once - and it was when I got caught by the head teacher. She made me write a 2 page apology letter to the cleaner, only for the cleaning lady to tell me that they're done it before cause it's actually kinda fun. 😂
I remember going on holiday when I was 15 stepped on 3 drains met the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen as a 15 Yr old and we ended up losing our vs to each other on a cliff near the beach. The only bad luck was she was from Bristol and we never saw each other again haha then my cousin roasted me because she found the Johnny in my jacket pocket because I forgot to throw it away. That was like 15 years ago now and I'm still ashamed by it haha
7:05 i do this every time i walk home from school cuz when i was walking home with my friend once i walked on them and she imeadiately stopped what she was doing and told me to say bread three times and turn around
I hate my mum so much! She said if I help her do some house work then I can get a new snake, now she’s mad at me because I did the house work and I offered to do work for my Nan to get some extra money to get stuff for the snake to make sure it has all it will need, then my mum said “I hope the snakes drop dead” I hate her so much!! I’m moving out as soon as I’m 16 and I’m taking the animals with me!! Edit: sorry for the rant
I used to wind the glue sticks up about 1cm, cut it off with a ruler, shove a snapped pencil in it and just dash them about the school.. windows, ceilings, walls, nowhere was safe.😂
My god I can't believe i just saw it, it came to me the other day about the ice cream scoop mash we got 😂 if I ever warm up potato in the microwave it takes me back 😂
OKAY I WASN'T THE ONLY PERSON WHO SNIFFED PRITT STICKS THANK GOD. I was trying to explain this to my American friend James the other day, and they have them in American but he said nobody ever sniffed them.
back in primary school, I had a friend who was messing about with pritt sticks and we were all joking about the myth it makes you high (like 7 as well but my area your laern of drugs young to stay away) but she took a small chunk off with her nail and pretended she was gonna sniff it but infact sniffed too hard and the entire chunck went up her nose and she couldn't get it out. But we did learn that myth was completely false that day XD
I’ll never stand on a drain again , stood on one once AND FELL RIGHT DOWN IT , was in a drain right up to my waist , sewage drain too lucky it was empty :)
I was on the bottom table too, there was an incident with the glue stick where I got into trouble for trying to completely glue my hands together to see if I could :( Seperate spelling test too, they got 'confidential' and my little group got 'door' :)
at my school, our maths teacher sepourated me and my friend snd made everyone sit boy girl boy girl so she walked out the class so the next lesson my teacher changed where me and her sat, it was fantastic
I avoid those drains for a reason as when younger I got my foot stuck in one them little square ones Nd I was terrified and then next day I choked on a imperial mint and a shop keeper had tried to dislodge it by hanging me upside down my mother stood in shock luckily I’m here to tell the tail I won’t forget it
Yes you go to grandparents and they say want something to eat before you know it they got frying pan on plates if buiscuits and crisps and always something random and a little grandparent secret hand shake .£5:00 in hand lol
I remember my family holiday last day we where in a nice little place they had fancy coke glasses every round one would go in the bag last round we took the lot left the money and went back home ahhh memories
No one knows where it came from. No one knows who got it. No one paid for it. No one asked for it. But _EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH_ has a giant "Sports Direct" mug.
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The video was so good to film, let’s say 1,000 likes and we’ll do part 2 x
I will make 1000 alt accounts to get this new vid
Alright you got yourself a bargain
gotta say, cam, i do love your vids
I got out of sitting in a boy,girl seating plan and i ended up sitting next to my friend. We were a pretty rowdy science set and me and my friend were 2 of the good kids. I asked if I could sit off to the side of the room where no one was sitting because i was NOT sitting next to girls, and a few lessons after my friend asked to sit next to me and we were just trading pokemon cards in science.
I used to pretend glue sticks was lipstick and accidentally glue my lips together (i was bottom set in everything)
😂😂😂😂
I would eat glue sticks whole constantly and nobody cared or stopped me 😂
@@vykepp5709 How do they taste?
@@ScriblynThey have a weird aftertaste that doesn't leave, the cheap tesco ones are the worst
The pritt sticks were delicious though, nobody is changing my mind
HAHAHA the ‘salad in a pasty, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!’ always bloody gets me😭😭
Ironic
The fact that grandparents buy this food but pretend they got it for themselves is hilarious
Our grandmas came from the era when rations were a thing, so they're just making sure we have enough food to keep us going 😅 bless them ❤
You called Phillip Schofield an innocent man for a sec there Cam 😂😂
I know, ffs😭
@@camkirkhambabyy I know Clarkey was in last weeks sidemen Sunday any plans for the best chaos crew member to be in one?
I think Nana's trying to feed you is universal. Only on rare occasions has mine let me leave without giving me something... "maybe for the road?" 😂
With the glue at my primary school, we used to have to count the lids and if any went missing we had to look in the bins, on the floor, on chairs ect... 😅😂
my class got hold back for an extra 5 mins lol to find a bloody glue lid
@@iriswaller-gy7dc facts like why do schools need to make it our problem lmao
I remember my year 5 teacher was off so the deputy head covered the lesson and she was screaming about a pen missing a lid only to realize half way through her rant it was on the little shelf under the whiteboard
Wow, this video really hits home! As a proud Brit, I can't tell you how spot-on these TikToks are. From the timeless debates on the best biscuit to dunk in our tea, to the sheer chaos that ensues whenever someone mentions a “fry-up,” it’s like you’ve plucked the very essence of British culture and wrapped it in humor.
The subtlety in humor is something truly special here-like when we joke about the ever-reliable weather. It’s a classic British trait to complain about the rain, yet we never seem to be genuinely surprised by it, as if we’re somehow in a perpetual state of acceptance about it. The references to local accents and dialects are also hilarious! It’s wild how “I’m on the bus” can mean so many different things depending on where in the UK you are!
Also, can we take a moment to appreciate the social norms? The idea of queuing is practically an art form here. If you’ve ever been in a situation where someone cuts in line, the uproar is not just about the act itself, but about the violation of an unspoken code. It's not just about waiting-it's about respecting personal space and time.
And let's not forget the quintessential British cuisine. The love/hate relationship we have with baked beans and how they're just a staple of our breakfasts is brilliantly showcased here. Watching non-Brits react to baked beans on toast is always a gem!
I loved how you captured the cheeky nature of banter-it's this unique form of humor that can come off as quite harsh to outsiders but deeply affectionate among friends. It's how we show love, really!
This video is not just a collection of trends; it’s a delightful stroll down memory lane, reminding us of what it truly means to be British in a world that's rapidly changing. Kudos to you for creating a piece that resonates so strongly with our shared experiences. Can't wait for the next video! You’ve got a fan in me!
needed this video tonight, cheers cam
Hope you’re ok ❤️🙌🏻
I was always told I was special growing up , 9 times out of 10 it was followed by “ yeah , special needs “ 😂
Same my autistic ass who wasn't diagnosed till recently but EVERRRYYYONE knew I was autistic growing up and so being special it was special needs, or cuz im dyslexic my mates take the piss and say SPEKAL needs cuz I used to spell special like that 😂
My year six teacher (hated him) made us stay in school 10mins after it ended because we couldn’t find the glue.
And comp head of years would always say ‘I’m not impressed year seven by the behaviour this term’
Oh and the one comp teacher who always brings up the face she buys the stationary in the class
I still remember when will and George’s channels were just BGMEDIA that grime channel launched so many careers
Iconic time!
@@camkirkhambabyy 2016 was peak RUclips times
I am primarily the reason why my school stopped forcing us to dry our hands with paper towels because they would always endup splat on the ceiling lmaoooo
My gran was the only one that could make pot noodles properly
Bless her soul
Nana's are different breeds mine fell and broke her arm I went up to visit and take flowers and had to force her to sit down and relax was trying to cook and make cups of tea 😂😂
With the 'British things that put Americans in a coma of 1' my ✨american✨ cousin was watching with me. She looked at me and said 'ReAlLy'
I completely understand where u were coming from with the glue sticks. You’re not alone. They need to create a help line for the kids that are glue 😂😂😂
Pls compliment me shirt, a feel proper sophisticated today
Nice shirt I’m being honest 🎉
honeatly ur videos r just my comfort videos, ive literally grown up watching you 😭
lovely shirt cam, very sophisticated xx
YES. This makes me feel great
Hi cam I just wanted to say thank you your videos are so funny and I'm so happy I finally found a good British RUclipsr
I have so many stolen spoons stuff in my house, i go a little klepto when im drunk, so much cutlery, glasses and a plate also 2 pitchers
6:15 the words “pot” and “kettle” spring to mind 😂
This was my first time watching your content & I'm very happy to subscribe. You're Really Funny ! - Cheers From 🇨🇦
Thank you sm! ❤️
2:42 Don't knock it till you've tried it Cam! I love going to toby's (toby carvery) and getting the mac n cheese on my roast /w gravy on the pasta too
Been watching for a long time…finally got my finger out and subscribed 😄🎉🎉🎉
HERO
really needed this video to cheer me up cam , ur an absolute legend pal keep it up ❤
My Nan is such a feeder 😂 as soon as you step through the door … “do you want a sandwich love?” 🤣 bless their hearts ❤
I love how you always stand up on your videos 🤣
I cannae mind what the bog roll on the ceiling was called, but I mind trying it once, and only once - and it was when I got caught by the head teacher. She made me write a 2 page apology letter to the cleaner, only for the cleaning lady to tell me that they're done it before cause it's actually kinda fun. 😂
Throwing toilet roll to the celiling or walls in Scotland we called it soggy's😅
I have that exact mini eggs cup. 😂
Pasta kingggggg 🤣👏🏾 what a throwbackkkk man I didn’t know you had them up there Cam, Chicken Joe wraps? All this before Oliver got involved
“Why would I want gravy on my cheesy pasta, love” 🤣
11:17 no wonder you were taught in one of those cabin things
😂😂
I my school we called those paper towel things wet willies
i wonder how many americans actually think we have a tea alarm
😮 wdym we definitely have a tea alarm lol
one time my dad walked on 4 sets of 3 drains, then he left £500 worth of shirts on our caravan holiday 😂😂 3 drains is bad luck
I remember going on holiday when I was 15 stepped on 3 drains met the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen as a 15 Yr old and we ended up losing our vs to each other on a cliff near the beach. The only bad luck was she was from Bristol and we never saw each other again haha then my cousin roasted me because she found the Johnny in my jacket pocket because I forgot to throw it away. That was like 15 years ago now and I'm still ashamed by it haha
7:05 i do this every time i walk home from school cuz when i was walking home with my friend once i walked on them and she imeadiately stopped what she was doing and told me to say bread three times and turn around
My mum still has and uses one of the Coca-cola glasses 😂
We done that but wetting paper towels and throwing them on the bathroom ceiling. In the school I went.
I hate my mum so much! She said if I help her do some house work then I can get a new snake, now she’s mad at me because I did the house work and I offered to do work for my Nan to get some extra money to get stuff for the snake to make sure it has all it will need, then my mum said “I hope the snakes drop dead” I hate her so much!! I’m moving out as soon as I’m 16 and I’m taking the animals with me!! Edit: sorry for the rant
I used to wind the glue sticks up about 1cm, cut it off with a ruler, shove a snapped pencil in it and just dash them about the school.. windows, ceilings, walls, nowhere was safe.😂
I love videos about British culture because I can still relate from growing up in Ireland lol
You looked like you enjoyed this one Cam, and I as a Brit not long out of school myself also did xx
I’m 41 and still refuse to step on the third drain 😂
My god I can't believe i just saw it, it came to me the other day about the ice cream scoop mash we got 😂 if I ever warm up potato in the microwave it takes me back 😂
In primary school i used to put wet paper towels right next to the toilet door and slightly close is so when people came in they stepped on them😊
OKAY I WASN'T THE ONLY PERSON WHO SNIFFED PRITT STICKS THANK GOD. I was trying to explain this to my American friend James the other day, and they have them in American but he said nobody ever sniffed them.
3:34 put that on a T-shirt
‘One gulp and your gone’
back in primary school, I had a friend who was messing about with pritt sticks and we were all joking about the myth it makes you high (like 7 as well but my area your laern of drugs young to stay away) but she took a small chunk off with her nail and pretended she was gonna sniff it but infact sniffed too hard and the entire chunck went up her nose and she couldn't get it out. But we did learn that myth was completely false that day XD
I’ll never stand on a drain again , stood on one once AND FELL RIGHT DOWN IT , was in a drain right up to my waist , sewage drain too lucky it was empty :)
when I saw the thumbnail I instantly started singing it in me head 😭
your t-shirt makes it look like you've just come back from school.
We had blue glue sticks that smelt like marzipan so I would just sit and sniff them during lesson because they smelt so nice and looked pretty too
I was on the bottom table too, there was an incident with the glue stick where I got into trouble for trying to completely glue my hands together to see if I could :(
Seperate spelling test too, they got 'confidential' and my little group got 'door' :)
Phil's response didn't age well for him🤣
Me and my mate used to sit at the back of
The class snorting polo mints for some reason 😅
I still dont forgive my sister for dropping the coca cola glass on the kitchen floor
I just made tea and there was like 5 different types of those mini eggs cups. Creme eggs versions I have about 3 of those lmao
at my school, our maths teacher sepourated me and my friend snd made everyone sit boy girl boy girl so she walked out the class so the next lesson my teacher changed where me and her sat, it was fantastic
5:41 / 11:59 Had a Greek gran, if you said no to food you got a 3 course meal for your cheek
0:31 what's the name of this song?
Omg Finally yes your doing it 😍😍😍
0:15 whats that song called.....its gonna drive me maaad
i can not remember where i have seen the song at 0:32 someone please link me it
I was the exact opposite. I always stepped on the drains and walked under all the signs i thought everyone did that 😭
The freaking cookie tin!!! Thats universal man- southern us here. Oh and the butter tub is probably leftovers
I avoid those drains for a reason as when younger I got my foot stuck in one them little square ones Nd I was terrified and then next day I choked on a imperial mint and a shop keeper had tried to dislodge it by hanging me upside down my mother stood in shock luckily I’m here to tell the tail I won’t forget it
90% of the beer glasses in my house were nicked from restaurants or festivals
Not my old science teacher being in a Cam Kirkham video 😂
Wait what 😭
I remember when I was in year 5 or 6, the year 3 class had borrow our glue sticks. They never came back, one kid decided to eat them all.
Love your vids man, keep it up!!
5:22 not mine💀she keeps telling me
“Stop eating so much food. You’ll get fat” it’s so annoying
Remember in 2014 when someone accidentally set the tea time alarm off during the 2 minutes silence?
We called those cabins/huts a "demountable" in primary school
I swear my nan tries to give me diabetes
Every Saturday morning almost the whole family goes round to hers and she makes everyone a full English 😅
Yeah confection I ate the glue too!🤣😭
I’m in year 9 and year 7s when they are in a big group are like evil gremlins they always try fight something
Woah am I finally back to being early? I love the British diss tracks, I watch them on repeat sometimes 😭
They’re so good to watch back now
shirts looking sophisticated cam
We had some of the cola glasses and the music things and we had random beer glasses still do
My hot tap is heartbroken by T2
My hot tap is
Pretty green eyes 😂😂😂
There's a pub near us and my mates used to steal Stella artois glasses Alot of them haha
😂❤️
Really hope this gets another p2
Yes you go to grandparents and they say want something to eat before you know it they got frying pan on plates if buiscuits and crisps and always something random and a little grandparent secret hand shake .£5:00 in hand lol
not me in this video, Thank you ❤😂
Don't worry I've eaten 2 glue sticks hehehe (I'm not mentally well)😂😂
This would stop if the government stop universal credits! 😂😂
11:66 my year 3 class had an epidemic of licking glue sticks lmao
I’m not British sadly but I’m happy to be here! 💚 I’m in a lot of pain today and I needed a Cap upload. 🍩🍩
Hope you’re ok 🙌🏻❤️
@@camkirkhambabyy I’m fine I just have arthritis and it’s raining here so my body hurts.
i once walked over a 3 drain.. the next day i lost my phone in the middle of the city .. had a very bad day. can’t walk on a 3 drain anymore
I remember my family holiday last day we where in a nice little place they had fancy coke glasses every round one would go in the bag last round we took the lot left the money and went back home ahhh memories
I stepped on the grate and got sick 🤢
How do i find the song that was the "hot tap".
Sounds like a banger
I still have the Coca Cola World Cup 98 glass, in the shape of the world cup. Tiny chip in the base but it's going strong.
No one knows where it came from. No one knows who got it. No one paid for it. No one asked for it.
But _EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH_ has a giant "Sports Direct" mug.
Baby those “cabins” are called trailers in America and they withstand hurricanes lol