Tryna close your bag when you had PE and food tech on the same day, you'd be punching and ramming that shit in tryna zip it up. Turning would be dangerous, you'd knock someone out with your backpack accidentally 😂
Its a brave soul who keeps their PE kit and Food Tech ingredients in the same bag! Then again, if you forgot to pack the cheese the used Football socks could add a certain amount of flavour i suppose!
13:50 I have a similar story about sweets. I brought in a cake on my birthday. It was a swizzles cake so it had rainbow drops and lollies on top and loads of other sweets on it. When the cake was served, we found out that the teachers had taken EVERY SINGLE SWEET OFF EXEPT FOR A SINGULAR RAINBOW DROP ON EACH PEICE💀💀💀
I went to an Australian school. Of course there was: 1. A PE teacher who slept with students, wore moccasins to work and also went to high school parties. 2. A principal who embezzled money from the school 3. A lockdown because a bull got loose on the school grounds All normal Australian school things I’m sure 😅
HELP my brothers got his first gcse tomorrow and i was thinking about how everyone used to say 'whos gonna sacrifice themself for the exam??' and then the 'if the teachers not here in 15 minutes youre LEEEEGALLY allowed to leave'
As someone who worked for a co op until Asda took over, we do in fact have to go to the academy for at least 3 years. We only get served meal deals at lunch
I remember my mocks, I asked what they were, and was told they were 'pretend exams' so when i failed them all despite being in top sets, i simply explained, 'theyre pretend exams, so i 'pretended' to take them!' Yeah... solo resits arent fun... but still, fucking, WORTH IT! Disclaimer, i dont recommend trying this and i take no responsibility for the results if you do!
As an Australian who took hospitality classes we had two guys fight each other with tea towels they lit on fire and one ended up with burns on this hand 🤦🏻♀️
@@EveDonnelly-s2z was a scary one to see! It was a ‘rematch’ after the last fight they had with knives (we were learning how to sharpen them and they had to ‘test it’) and the one that didn’t get burnt the next time ended up with 20 stitches across his palm 🤦🏻♀️ there wasn’t a third fight thankfully 😂
In one chemistry lesson, a group of lads decided to get little scoops of every chemical that had been laid out for us to work with. They were supposed to burn each chemical individually but, instead, they mixed them all up and stuck the concoction over a Bunsen burner. The result was balls of pink fire shooting all round the room. The curtains caught light and I remember the teacher trying to stay cool as he attempted to extinguish the flames. Thems were the days 😂
14:23 Omg i remember some kid asking me if i could have a siezure during the maths gcse since i was diagnosed with epilepsy only the year before. So i told them "I'll do my best". (In case anyone is concerned, i gave ppl permission to make jokes about it. Hell, i made jokes about it bc it helped me cope with the news. So no, the person wasnt being rude and knew i would be fine with it XD
I went to an all girl secondary school. I had a crush on basically the most popular person in my year (if not, the school), and we happened to talk and hang out sometimes. Due to me not being up there on the popularity scale, at least 1/4 of my year wanted me off the face of the earth for the next 4 yrs. Istg, on my first day of college when I saw a guy my age for the first time in ages, I had never been more relieved.
My German teacher hated me so much, I once asked for a pen cause mine had run out and she sent me out, like… what the hell 😂. Also there’s co op academies near me 😂
I had an invigilator make me cry before one of my A Level exams. She was so mean. I word processed and had a smaller room for my exams so it was only me there and she was so horrible before it started that I was in tears, and it was for my favourite subject too.
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 I got a B where I was expected to get an A*. Unfortunately, I also became unwell over the time, due to stress and had to leave my maths exam early due to a migraine that blocked my vision. 1/10 would not recommend, not the most pleasant experience.
@@eleanorcooke7136 Oh darling, you really have had a dreadful time. I've just retired from teaching French and German to 11 to 18, and I've done my share of invigilating, and I saw one of my colleagues rip into the whole year about scruffy uniform, just before an English paper. It was so cruel and unnecessary. I think it takes students about 30 minutes to get over negativity like that, and I'm sure some people did less well than expected. I hope you're in a good place now. x
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 still battling migraines and illness but now I'm at uni doing Classical Studies which I really enjoy. I've got a good casual and summer job too, so it's going pretty well. Luckily, one of my uni choices sent me an offer to go there, even with my grades below the requirements.
2:46 My school had most of the ingredients, we just had to bring in one or two ingredients sometimes, but we had to bring a container, apron, tea towel and dish cloth or sponge (mainly because we had to wash and put away the utensils.
I got diagnosed with a disability and it wasnt until my year leader had informed my teachers, that i no longer was to participate in PE... still got made to do cross country at one point, but at a walk🤦♀️
Abbie (the 3rd one) is currently in a show in London called Cruel Intentions (at The Other Palace, but I can't remember if this is West End of Off West End lmao) for anyone who wanted some useless information 😭
I had really bad cramps and didn’t have a note because they had just started. I told my teacher and she said well exercise is good for them so you either get your kit on and run laps or go to medical and get sent home. I went to medical and stayed in school. Got an early lunch and had to hide from her the rest of the school day 💀
I didn't get another option it was exercise is good for cramps now get going and cross country was horrendous also I had pe first thing in the morning and showers to get clean after we had to just be sweaty for the rest if the day it was horrible. My cramps would have me doubled over in agony. I may have some PE trauma, lol
Was once in a class where the teacher turned up 25 minutes late, just as everyone had finally got the courage to leave. She was not happy to say the least when she saw 30 year 8s attempting to escape.
I always hated having the classroom birthdays to the point I would never speak about mine, why do I need to bring and handout the snacks it's MY birthday!
In my primary with the kid who cracked their head when swinging, that actually happened in my own class and i can still remember the shock of the class.
I can explain the co-op school! It’s the people’s cooperative, sort of a charity that was started by the quakers (religious people, same people as Quaker Oats) and their main thing was sharing out food hence the supermarkets, but they owned factories, funeral services, banks, educational facilities etc, so that’s a school funded by charity!
i love that even though i only moved to the uk when i was 12, i can still relate to most of these!! obviously not the ones pre-year 8 (was actually meant to start year 9 but got held back due to not being able to speak much english), but still these videos make me feel like i belong here. ❤ also can't relate to the ones to do with friends as i never made one neither in school nor in college. being a mentally ill immigrant will do that to ya, LOL i'm 24 now and have successfully made REAL friends at work!! i'm more confident than ever, and finally a decade+ of loneliness has come to an end :)
i didn't want to make that comment too long but i just wanted to add that although i dealt with a lot of xenophobia in school and despise our government, i absolutely love the people here. i haven't had to deal with any xenophobia since leaving school and college, and i forgive everyone who's given me that kind of treatment because, well, they were kids. they were influenced by their parents and the media. can't blame them really, and i hope they grew out of that. i go back to visit my native country almost every year and the cultural differences are huge. i even went back to live there for a few months and got my first ever job there. i could tell that i didn't belong. my vocabulary for my native language has diminished and i just couldn't communicate well. people there are so judgemental, rude, and impatient. i love being able to call england my home, and both native english people and immigrants my people. at my job i work with a lot of english ppl (although there's more immigrants - it is a warehouse after all) and it's obvious they accept me as one of their own. just typing that out is making me so emotional that i'm tearing up. even before i moved here i never felt like i belonged where i was born. i simply didn't understand or fit in with my native culture and i'm so fucking happy i finally found my home
in English class once, a classmate sprayed their thumb in lynx, ignited it, and waved it around in the air 'MIss MISS my hands on fire!' she's helping someone else, doesnt even LOOK UP AND OVER! 🤣 Context; I was SET 1 these were the SMART KIDS!
@@GrumpyMunkyGameDesign I saw some guys do something like that during a break, but they did it on the forearm, with one guy screaming in pain while two more were pouring cold drinks into the small flames 🤣
0:17 THAT WAS ME 😂😂😂 (not the lovely lass, I wish XD) Was fuckin about to get my only friend’s attention, smashed my skull and left crying like it wasn’t in my control to not act like a bellend 😂 Have chronic migraines now but that’s unrelated - at the time I thought it was 😂
I had a seizure in the exam hall and can let you know that we did not all pass. They all got told to leave for 20mins then i got removed and had to do it in a separate room. Was never allowed to step foot in the exam hall again and got special accommodation
the tie policy in my school was 7 stripes or you'd get due carded/if you didnt have a tie then theres the core 4, planner, pencil case, bag and your blazer i think? then the core 3 was pen, purple pen and pencil, then you had to have all 3 cards, praise card, due card and reading card. ridiculous
As a current Year 8 British student I can confirm schools have not changed at all. My form is in science so we can not eat or drink AND THE CRAP STOOLS ARE STILL HERE FROM LIKE 1800. But in my science class I tripped over a stool leg landed in the splits and disappeared under a cupboard yet my teacher didn't give a shit. but he cares about the length of the girls skirts and not my physical health (and emotional as everyone laughed at me but no one helped.)
Right before my teacher said my group would do the drama assessment a boy in my group gave himself a nosebleed after we were joking about it. We had an extra week to practice
I work in a day nursery and it is true that the kids who misbehave the most are the oldest ones. They’ve been in the same place for so long they get too comfortable with breaking rules and not listening to a thing they are told. That’s why they misbehave and it’s insanely annoying!!
Last time I brought sweets into school when I was in year 6, my mum brought the entire stock of Flumps at a Tesco Express for me to give out, there were so many I shared the last out between my friends that were coming over that evening.
I had to learn German in high school... and we had a German teacher. Bit of a weird feeling going to language class straight from History when we were learning about WW2
Not my friend, after being told that story proceed to rock on his chair and fell backwards, and I narrowly miss the table edge then he hit his head off the ground, then after being told off, he proceeds to rock on the chair again and fall backwards, but this time pushing the table in front of him, and getting his head on the other table, like karma is a b**ch 0:26
Back in primary school we didn't get told that someone rocked on their chair, fell and cracked their head open, we had the story that someone rocked back on their chair, and broke a teachers toe, and it was actually true (and I was there when it happened)
One time my teacher didn't show up so we went in and just spent about 40 mins sitting down on our phones until someone left and a teacher followed them back
You getting tripped by a year 11 on your first day of year 7 is a similar experience to mine when on my second day of year 7 I got bullied off the school bus by a year 11. I really did set myself up to fail though because I sat on the top back seat😂. Not helped by the fact that I'm autistic so I don't understand the rules of life
While doing Of Mice and Men, my friend says THAT word quite often (not to people, just casually in the group), so when my other friend got to THAT word in the book he’ll just say my friends name and he’ll say the word then continue on
Co-op academies are sponsored by Co-op, hence the name. gives the school the funding to revamp its appearance and allows the curriculum to be boosted in hopes to get a better ofsted score... or education I guess, in some cases :)
Knew your accent sounded familiar then you finally said "kinda what you get when you go to a school in Newcastle". Funny how nothing changes over time in schools
Every American school provides the ingredients for cooking classes. That’s like going to math and they’re like “now did you print off the work sheets?”
Its a food safety thing, the US is notably lax compared to EU and UK food standards, if the school provides butter, and every student uses it, and that butter is contaminated, everyone gets sick, if students bring their own, and their butter is bad, only THAT student gets ill. I know common sense aint an American strong suit but surely that should be an obvious reason to bring seperate ingredients, surely? Bring your own gym clothes dontcha?
@@GrumpyMunkyGameDesign maybe they just trust that they can provide safe ingredients. if that is the reason they make you bring your own I’d be terrified of your guys school lunch.
I used to take care of an invigilator’s grandchild when I was working with a childminder. When she came to pick him up she was so nice that it gave me whiplash. It was a bizarre experience 😅
I went to primary school in the 80's. My teachers didnt get the memo that they were no longer allowed to throw blackboard rubbers at pupils heads. Or put bars of soap in your mouth if you swore.
When I was at school, (17 years ago I left so lemme know if schools are still like this) there was a year where I had 2 days in a row (think it was Wednesday and Thursday) for food tech and the teacher would almost always say on the Wednesday that we needed ingredients for the Thursday lesson the following day.
I remember one time in a maths exam I had tracing paper, and I was bored because I finished early so I drew on it. And an invidulator came by and said you can get disqualified by doing that. Like it was lots of tiny squares.and I only used it in the exam for a tiny triangle.
My school always had provided ingredients and it's just as you would assume. You go in, bring a pot (most kids can't even handle that sometimes lmao), make the food and put it in your bag or the fridge depending on the food you make. Nothing special really, just VERY grateful it didn't cost anything and there was no need to bring any myself... That would be a mess...
My friend from France said they had the same thing about being “legally allowed to leave” after 15 minutes. It’s really funny that it went international
3:16 i have like 10 of these girls in nearly all my lessons, and honestly it’s a miracle if we make it through a lesson without the teacher storming out, yelling at the class or sending them out 😂
God that last bit I FELT I remember in highschool [a very long time ago for me now] someone made a Beyblade club to battle Beyblades and I brought in my Beystadium to help have something to use, but I wasn't allowed to carry around all day, so a teacher who looked over the club held it in the teachers office thing or whatever it was, and when it was time to go home to get it back, I knocked on and explained about it, and the PE teacher opened the door like just enough to peek her head out and I was like "I need my stadium back to go home" and she literally screeched in my face about it, even doing the pointing thing??? It's been so long I can't even remember what set her off cause I didn't even do anything, but all the teachers hated me in that school because I was "different" [ie undiagnosed autism in the early 2000s was FUN] and would even mock me in the staff room lmao, well since my mom was picking me up I went to her and explained what happened and oooh boy, mom told me to get in the car [as she parked down the road from school] charged in the car park and went to the office and was like WTF U DOING??? and the PE tried to intimidate her but ended up getting intimidated by my tiny ass mom who is smaller than me 💀 safe to say I got my stadium back
6:43 on my first day a year 11 with a litter picker took my chocolate milk from me with it and I told him wtf! He gave it back and said ‘I’m not that mean’ I tried the milk. I think he saved me because it tasted like sh*t
With the PE teachers for boys I totally agree I once (visibly) broke my collar bone and the teacher made me continue to play rugby and tackle other students lol
My reception teacher had a fringe and half a year ago I went back to do work experience and she still has a fringe😂 I felt like I instantly went back in time to 2012
2:43 my school technically supplied stuff for us, if you took home ec you had to pay 20 quid at the start of the year...and that didnt cover boxes to take the food in so we needed to bring our own tubs
In my french class, when the teacher put on a film it was "au vevoir les enfants"(a very depressing holocaust film) yeah thats captervating on a monday morning
Did anyone else have really old exam invigilators that were absolutely terrifying or was that just my school?
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And they used to walk past you with their coffee breath and stand and just look at what ur working on😭😭😭
oh yeah i dont think we had a single one who was under 50
I got to school in south London, our schools are fucking crazy, they were too scared of us! 😂
Nope exam invigilators were basically sleep paralysis demons 😂😂
Tryna close your bag when you had PE and food tech on the same day, you'd be punching and ramming that shit in tryna zip it up. Turning would be dangerous, you'd knock someone out with your backpack accidentally 😂
Its a brave soul who keeps their PE kit and Food Tech ingredients in the same bag! Then again, if you forgot to pack the cheese the used Football socks could add a certain amount of flavour i suppose!
Honestly and taking the bus home
😂 fr
In my school we wear are pe kits into school so it’s way easier
@@DislikecollectorI did that in primary but not in high school because we have changing rooms
I can't be the only one feeling prideful of being a british kid growing up am i?
Definitely not
nope
Most of us who had bfs outside of school were 100% dating guys that were too old and lowkey nonces
100 percent ❤😂
For the streets
I had a 30 year-old 'boyfriend' when I was at school. He was definitely a fully signed-up member of the nonce club...
The urge to say anything but "Comme-ci comme-ça" when the teacher asked “Comment ça va?”
yessss, its so satisfying
Or bof
BOF GOES HARD @@AdwoaOsei
@@Anfield_Road08 yesss only the real ones get it
13:50 I have a similar story about sweets. I brought in a cake on my birthday. It was a swizzles cake so it had rainbow drops and lollies on top and loads of other sweets on it. When the cake was served, we found out that the teachers had taken EVERY SINGLE SWEET OFF EXEPT FOR A SINGULAR RAINBOW DROP ON EACH PEICE💀💀💀
That is fucking criminal.
Fellow teacher here, I love watching Cam's videos to relax after work and now I am back at school, thank you there mate.
what do you teach 🧐
@Charlie0106 art and photography, it's actually pretty fun!
@@lisasingfield4683 ooh that’s so cool. The art teachers were always the nicest :)
not my art teacher lmao shes so rude to me
@@Charlie0106
Going to a British school before Covid is an experience
I went to an Australian school. Of course there was:
1. A PE teacher who slept with students, wore moccasins to work and also went to high school parties.
2. A principal who embezzled money from the school
3. A lockdown because a bull got loose on the school grounds
All normal Australian school things I’m sure 😅
As a British student I can say I understand these
This is honestly great mate
its kind of ironic how you’re a British student but the American flag as a pfp 😂
"how do people remember these?"
PTSD Cam.... PTSD. 😢
😂😂
Post traumatic Down syndrome
HELP my brothers got his first gcse tomorrow and i was thinking about how everyone used to say 'whos gonna sacrifice themself for the exam??' and then the 'if the teachers not here in 15 minutes youre LEEEEGALLY allowed to leave'
people said i should sacrifice myself lmao
Oh yeah same 😂😂
As someone who worked for a co op until Asda took over, we do in fact have to go to the academy for at least 3 years. We only get served meal deals at lunch
Just what I needed after a full day of mock GCSE's!!! Thanks Cam!
I remember my mocks, I asked what they were, and was told they were 'pretend exams'
so when i failed them all despite being in top sets, i simply explained, 'theyre pretend exams, so i 'pretended' to take them!'
Yeah... solo resits arent fun... but still, fucking, WORTH IT! Disclaimer, i dont recommend trying this and i take no responsibility for the results if you do!
Aww best of luck!
good luck❤
Real GCSE time now babyyyy!
good luck
As an Australian who took hospitality classes we had two guys fight each other with tea towels they lit on fire and one ended up with burns on this hand 🤦🏻♀️
wow that is brutal!!
@@EveDonnelly-s2z was a scary one to see! It was a ‘rematch’ after the last fight they had with knives (we were learning how to sharpen them and they had to ‘test it’) and the one that didn’t get burnt the next time ended up with 20 stitches across his palm 🤦🏻♀️ there wasn’t a third fight thankfully 😂
In one chemistry lesson, a group of lads decided to get little scoops of every chemical that had been laid out for us to work with. They were supposed to burn each chemical individually but, instead, they mixed them all up and stuck the concoction over a Bunsen burner. The result was balls of pink fire shooting all round the room. The curtains caught light and I remember the teacher trying to stay cool as he attempted to extinguish the flames. Thems were the days 😂
14:23
Omg i remember some kid asking me if i could have a siezure during the maths gcse since i was diagnosed with epilepsy only the year before. So i told them "I'll do my best". (In case anyone is concerned, i gave ppl permission to make jokes about it. Hell, i made jokes about it bc it helped me cope with the news. So no, the person wasnt being rude and knew i would be fine with it XD
lol truly a team player
I went to an all girl secondary school.
I had a crush on basically the most popular person in my year (if not, the school), and we happened to talk and hang out sometimes.
Due to me not being up there on the popularity scale, at least 1/4 of my year wanted me off the face of the earth for the next 4 yrs.
Istg, on my first day of college when I saw a guy my age for the first time in ages, I had never been more relieved.
10:35 awww the year after I left school!! So so real!!
Also, the lad's hair is a shorter version of curtains.... 😂😂
The most relatable thing doesnt exis- Oh hello cam!
My German teacher hated me so much, I once asked for a pen cause mine had run out and she sent me out, like… what the hell 😂. Also there’s co op academies near me 😂
Omg you had to bring your own ingredients for food tech?! That's mad, it's supplied for us in Scotland 😅
depends on the school in England
We had to bring a whole heart for biology 💀 (at alevels for disection)
@Osamu_Dazaiii thats so gross wtf like youd think they would supply that stuff
@@shlarla they made us bring in a whole fish too😭
@@Osamu_Dazaiii sue them for emotional damages cause thats scary
I had an invigilator make me cry before one of my A Level exams. She was so mean. I word processed and had a smaller room for my exams so it was only me there and she was so horrible before it started that I was in tears, and it was for my favourite subject too.
She sounds like a total cow. I'm so sorry that was done to you - I hope it didn't affect your results too badly.
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 I got a B where I was expected to get an A*. Unfortunately, I also became unwell over the time, due to stress and had to leave my maths exam early due to a migraine that blocked my vision. 1/10 would not recommend, not the most pleasant experience.
@@eleanorcooke7136 Oh darling, you really have had a dreadful time. I've just retired from teaching French and German to 11 to 18, and I've done my share of invigilating, and I saw one of my colleagues rip into the whole year about scruffy uniform, just before an English paper. It was so cruel and unnecessary. I think it takes students about 30 minutes to get over negativity like that, and I'm sure some people did less well than expected.
I hope you're in a good place now. x
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 still battling migraines and illness but now I'm at uni doing Classical Studies which I really enjoy. I've got a good casual and summer job too, so it's going pretty well. Luckily, one of my uni choices sent me an offer to go there, even with my grades below the requirements.
Just what i needed while i was sick!!🎉😂
2:46 My school had most of the ingredients, we just had to bring in one or two ingredients sometimes, but we had to bring a container, apron, tea towel and dish cloth or sponge (mainly because we had to wash and put away the utensils.
I got diagnosed with a disability and it wasnt until my year leader had informed my teachers, that i no longer was to participate in PE... still got made to do cross country at one point, but at a walk🤦♀️
Abbie (the 3rd one) is currently in a show in London called Cruel Intentions (at The Other Palace, but I can't remember if this is West End of Off West End lmao) for anyone who wanted some useless information 😭
PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM CRASHES INTO THE FRUIT SHOP LMAO HELP
I had really bad cramps and didn’t have a note because they had just started.
I told my teacher and she said well exercise is good for them so you either get your kit on and run laps or go to medical and get sent home.
I went to medical and stayed in school.
Got an early lunch and had to hide from her the rest of the school day 💀
I didn't get another option it was exercise is good for cramps now get going and cross country was horrendous also I had pe first thing in the morning and showers to get clean after we had to just be sweaty for the rest if the day it was horrible. My cramps would have me doubled over in agony. I may have some PE trauma, lol
Was once in a class where the teacher turned up 25 minutes late, just as everyone had finally got the courage to leave. She was not happy to say the least when she saw 30 year 8s attempting to escape.
The pain when you have me and food tech on the same day :(
I always hated having the classroom birthdays to the point I would never speak about mine, why do I need to bring and handout the snacks it's MY birthday!
Nah growing up man the only coats you seen teenage girls wear were the pink superdrys... Thank fuck that shit has went outta "fashion"
In my primary with the kid who cracked their head when swinging, that actually happened in my own class and i can still remember the shock of the class.
2:53 i went to school in New Zealand and i already relate so hard 😭
As someone who has pe and food tech on the same day I can relate
No jokes I had that today
@@RaT_lover_rattatui I have it tomorrow 😭
I can explain the co-op school! It’s the people’s cooperative, sort of a charity that was started by the quakers (religious people, same people as Quaker Oats) and their main thing was sharing out food hence the supermarkets, but they owned factories, funeral services, banks, educational facilities etc, so that’s a school funded by charity!
i love that even though i only moved to the uk when i was 12, i can still relate to most of these!! obviously not the ones pre-year 8 (was actually meant to start year 9 but got held back due to not being able to speak much english), but still these videos make me feel like i belong here. ❤
also can't relate to the ones to do with friends as i never made one neither in school nor in college. being a mentally ill immigrant will do that to ya, LOL
i'm 24 now and have successfully made REAL friends at work!! i'm more confident than ever, and finally a decade+ of loneliness has come to an end :)
i didn't want to make that comment too long but i just wanted to add that although i dealt with a lot of xenophobia in school and despise our government, i absolutely love the people here. i haven't had to deal with any xenophobia since leaving school and college, and i forgive everyone who's given me that kind of treatment because, well, they were kids. they were influenced by their parents and the media. can't blame them really, and i hope they grew out of that.
i go back to visit my native country almost every year and the cultural differences are huge. i even went back to live there for a few months and got my first ever job there. i could tell that i didn't belong. my vocabulary for my native language has diminished and i just couldn't communicate well. people there are so judgemental, rude, and impatient.
i love being able to call england my home, and both native english people and immigrants my people. at my job i work with a lot of english ppl (although there's more immigrants - it is a warehouse after all) and it's obvious they accept me as one of their own. just typing that out is making me so emotional that i'm tearing up.
even before i moved here i never felt like i belonged where i was born. i simply didn't understand or fit in with my native culture and i'm so fucking happy i finally found my home
okay damn i'm high and have been working on these comments for 20 minutes despite knowing i'm more than likely talking to the void 😭😭
1:44 ....my class was the best behaved, mainly because there were only 8 of us in there, so we'd be caught doing anything 😂🤣
in English class once, a classmate sprayed their thumb in lynx, ignited it, and waved it around in the air 'MIss MISS my hands on fire!' she's helping someone else, doesnt even LOOK UP AND OVER! 🤣 Context; I was SET 1 these were the SMART KIDS!
@@GrumpyMunkyGameDesign I saw some guys do something like that during a break, but they did it on the forearm, with one guy screaming in pain while two more were pouring cold drinks into the small flames 🤣
2:43 I wish we could open the fridge and pick whatever we want to make but the teachers never let us😔
2:30 The school I go to gives us our ingredients
Me two
8:26 there’s also co op funeral organisers💀
My pe teacher did something very similar! I had my mum take me to the doctors to get a note to excuse me from it for the rest of high school 😂
3:45 Parka ^^ For anyone out there who needs this (I needed it for cosplay)
0:17 THAT WAS ME 😂😂😂 (not the lovely lass, I wish XD) Was fuckin about to get my only friend’s attention, smashed my skull and left crying like it wasn’t in my control to not act like a bellend 😂 Have chronic migraines now but that’s unrelated - at the time I thought it was 😂
SOMEONE SNITCHED TO A DEPUTY HEADTEACHER CUZ WE SAT WERE THEY SIT 😂
im so happy cam has posted going to watch while i do my art work
I had a seizure in the exam hall and can let you know that we did not all pass. They all got told to leave for 20mins then i got removed and had to do it in a separate room. Was never allowed to step foot in the exam hall again and got special accommodation
the tie policy in my school was 7 stripes or you'd get due carded/if you didnt have a tie then theres the core 4, planner, pencil case, bag and your blazer i think? then the core 3 was pen, purple pen and pencil, then you had to have all 3 cards, praise card, due card and reading card. ridiculous
my food tech teacher told us that she used to walk 8 miles to school everyday and that we needed to do more exercise.
3:42 Literally wore that coat out today. 💅
15:35 we had a bunch of boys purposely mispronounce “Scrooge” as “Scrodge” and it got us all cackling.
My mum is an exam invigilator, she hates it as much as the students do so she lets them off every now and again
As a current Year 8 British student I can confirm schools have not changed at all. My form is in science so we can not eat or drink AND THE CRAP STOOLS ARE STILL HERE FROM LIKE 1800. But in my science class I tripped over a stool leg landed in the splits and disappeared under a cupboard yet my teacher didn't give a shit. but he cares about the length of the girls skirts and not my physical health (and emotional as everyone laughed at me but no one helped.)
9:24 as a stokie I don’t know how to feel😂😂😂
I'm a stokie too :D
Right before my teacher said my group would do the drama assessment a boy in my group gave himself a nosebleed after we were joking about it. We had an extra week to practice
I work in a day nursery and it is true that the kids who misbehave the most are the oldest ones. They’ve been in the same place for so long they get too comfortable with breaking rules and not listening to a thing they are told. That’s why they misbehave and it’s insanely annoying!!
Also once on my birthday in primary.. I brought in an entire cake for my year to have
Of Mice and Men was literally removed from my schools curriculum for having *that word*
Last time I brought sweets into school when I was in year 6, my mum brought the entire stock of Flumps at a Tesco Express for me to give out, there were so many I shared the last out between my friends that were coming over that evening.
I had to learn German in high school... and we had a German teacher. Bit of a weird feeling going to language class straight from History when we were learning about WW2
Not my friend, after being told that story proceed to rock on his chair and fell backwards, and I narrowly miss the table edge then he hit his head off the ground, then after being told off, he proceeds to rock on the chair again and fall backwards, but this time pushing the table in front of him, and getting his head on the other table, like karma is a b**ch 0:26
Back in primary school we didn't get told that someone rocked on their chair, fell and cracked their head open, we had the story that someone rocked back on their chair, and broke a teachers toe, and it was actually true (and I was there when it happened)
Having PE and food tech in the same day was the WORST
One time my teacher didn't show up so we went in and just spent about 40 mins sitting down on our phones until someone left and a teacher followed them back
You getting tripped by a year 11 on your first day of year 7 is a similar experience to mine when on my second day of year 7 I got bullied off the school bus by a year 11. I really did set myself up to fail though because I sat on the top back seat😂. Not helped by the fact that I'm autistic so I don't understand the rules of life
7:22 I can't- ✋️😭
While doing Of Mice and Men, my friend says THAT word quite often (not to people, just casually in the group), so when my other friend got to THAT word in the book he’ll just say my friends name and he’ll say the word then continue on
Co-op academies are sponsored by Co-op, hence the name. gives the school the funding to revamp its appearance and allows the curriculum to be boosted in hopes to get a better ofsted score... or education I guess, in some cases :)
Im proud to say that my school supplies the food tech ingredients 😌
Co-op schools are all across the uk now and theres even a sixth form. Ps yes girls liking teachers was very much true, it was REALLY weird 😳
My school used to supply ingredients but you had to pay something like 10 pounds each year
Knew your accent sounded familiar then you finally said "kinda what you get when you go to a school in Newcastle". Funny how nothing changes over time in schools
Every American school provides the ingredients for cooking classes. That’s like going to math and they’re like “now did you print off the work sheets?”
Its a food safety thing, the US is notably lax compared to EU and UK food standards, if the school provides butter, and every student uses it, and that butter is contaminated, everyone gets sick, if students bring their own, and their butter is bad, only THAT student gets ill. I know common sense aint an American strong suit but surely that should be an obvious reason to bring seperate ingredients, surely? Bring your own gym clothes dontcha?
@@GrumpyMunkyGameDesign maybe they just trust that they can provide safe ingredients. if that is the reason they make you bring your own I’d be terrified of your guys school lunch.
I used to take care of an invigilator’s grandchild when I was working with a childminder. When she came to pick him up she was so nice that it gave me whiplash. It was a bizarre experience 😅
Ayyyyy im early again. Your videos are such an energy boost after a long day
Hope ya good!
@@camkirkhambabyy mock exams have drained my energy lmao, but this just made my day. Thank you sm
15:41 in my class we all wanted the job of reading that part of the book😂 free pass
I went to primary school in the 80's. My teachers didnt get the memo that they were no longer allowed to throw blackboard rubbers at pupils heads. Or put bars of soap in your mouth if you swore.
I was born during summer holidays and felt so sad I that never got to bring sweets to school 😂
9:45 I remember when I did my SATs and I always finished like 20 minutes early and I just had to sit still for 20 minutes it was hell
My nan once said she got a part time job helping kids. Rockup to the first exam of year 10 and she’s standing there telling me to shut up
My school supplied the ingredients for food tech. We had to write a list of what we needed the week before and then they’d get the stuff for us
When I was at school, (17 years ago I left so lemme know if schools are still like this) there was a year where I had 2 days in a row (think it was Wednesday and Thursday) for food tech and the teacher would almost always say on the Wednesday that we needed ingredients for the Thursday lesson the following day.
I remember one time in a maths exam I had tracing paper, and I was bored because I finished early so I drew on it. And an invidulator came by and said you can get disqualified by doing that. Like it was lots of tiny squares.and I only used it in the exam for a tiny triangle.
My school always had provided ingredients and it's just as you would assume. You go in, bring a pot (most kids can't even handle that sometimes lmao), make the food and put it in your bag or the fridge depending on the food you make. Nothing special really, just VERY grateful it didn't cost anything and there was no need to bring any myself... That would be a mess...
My friend from France said they had the same thing about being “legally allowed to leave” after 15 minutes. It’s really funny that it went international
The invigilator's at my school are icons. Me & my mate ranted about a teacher to him and he was agreeing and adding to everything we said 🤣🤣
3:16 i have like 10 of these girls in nearly all my lessons, and honestly it’s a miracle if we make it through a lesson without the teacher storming out, yelling at the class or sending them out 😂
i relate to a lot of these 😂 if you’re from the uk you’ll know about offsted. we got voted the worst school in my area when i was there 😅😂😂
God that last bit I FELT
I remember in highschool [a very long time ago for me now] someone made a Beyblade club to battle Beyblades and I brought in my Beystadium to help have something to use, but I wasn't allowed to carry around all day, so a teacher who looked over the club held it in the teachers office thing or whatever it was, and when it was time to go home to get it back, I knocked on and explained about it, and the PE teacher opened the door like just enough to peek her head out and I was like "I need my stadium back to go home" and she literally screeched in my face about it, even doing the pointing thing??? It's been so long I can't even remember what set her off cause I didn't even do anything, but all the teachers hated me in that school because I was "different" [ie undiagnosed autism in the early 2000s was FUN] and would even mock me in the staff room lmao, well since my mom was picking me up I went to her and explained what happened and oooh boy, mom told me to get in the car [as she parked down the road from school] charged in the car park and went to the office and was like WTF U DOING??? and the PE tried to intimidate her but ended up getting intimidated by my tiny ass mom who is smaller than me 💀 safe to say I got my stadium back
Beyblades what an absolute memory!
6:43 on my first day a year 11 with a litter picker took my chocolate milk from me with it and I told him wtf! He gave it back and said ‘I’m not that mean’ I tried the milk. I think he saved me because it tasted like sh*t
With the PE teachers for boys I totally agree I once (visibly) broke my collar bone and the teacher made me continue to play rugby and tackle other students lol
For your question at 0:39 yes, and one of them are my friends, with a really oldish man (he seems old, doesn’t look old, just seems to be)
My reception teacher had a fringe and half a year ago I went back to do work experience and she still has a fringe😂 I felt like I instantly went back in time to 2012
2:43 my school technically supplied stuff for us, if you took home ec you had to pay 20 quid at the start of the year...and that didnt cover boxes to take the food in so we needed to bring our own tubs
In my french class, when the teacher put on a film it was "au vevoir les enfants"(a very depressing holocaust film) yeah thats captervating on a monday morning
there was a co-op school near to us in leeds, we played football against them most years
13:36 i went to the same school as this guy, he was the head boy and was really nice.
10:46 I had my leavers last year we just got a good bye and don’t come back
another amazing video. keep it up!
I’m from stoke on Trent & never even seen a co-op school 😂😮