I only spent 2 years at a british school.Teacher's were obsessed with making you wear your blazers, tucking in your shirts and god forbid you opened your phone during lunch! For some reason, in the first year i was there, the girls were not allowed to tuck their shirts in, i have no idea why, but we complained sm they changed it the next year... and then we complained about the fact we now had to tuck them in.Could never satisfy us i guess.
Its weird how not keeping your uniform proper is actually a reason to keep someone from getting an education and having to ask to go the toilet is a mad thing
@thefemalecaptain people will bulky others for their clothes that's why But yeah it's too enforced, which form tutors would just pull students with improper uniform at form time instead to fix it, and if they keep wearing it improperly then detentions And rather then detention first time for not wearing a blazer lets say, do warning first then if it happens again detentions
as a year 11, i can confirm that the current year 7s are feral 💀 also we had a geography teacher leave last year bc he was accused of being a n0nce and also apparently pissed himself infront of a class. my sisters maths teacher also refused to teach her class, so shes stuck with 3 different maths teachers now.
Average British school. Last week one of the DT teachers in my school was fired on the spot bc apparently he was creeping on the students. I swear all British schools are basically the same
no cause in my school the yr 7s are actual goblins, like we were sitting in the canteen cause we had a physics mock that afternoon and these year 7s get mad cause we are all revisjng and theres no space for them. and they actually stand there as if we are going to give up our seats for them 😭💀
I’m a year 7 who got in a physical fight with my bullys 3 year 8s and 2 year 9s at the same time and won I was on my own 😂😂😂 and all I hear from my class is skibidy and stuf so yes
After Covid our school was sectioned into bubbles, my years bubble was in the science building. Those science chairs were all we had for MONTHS so much pain
i was lucky cause i got the english corridor, but they just used different rooms for diff sets and i was set one for everything. like i was literally in the same exact room but in different seats for every lesson
I’m in year 7 and in my science lesson we used the Bunsen burners and we finished and my dumbass picked up the tripod after heating water to gas at 103*C
It's honestly so sketch. My PE teachers always told girls they couldn't get changed in the shower cubicles as well (I'm assuming because of smoking or misbehaving, idk) but it really sucked as a trans person. You also weren't allowed to ask to change in the toilets.
@@williamchilds216 we were allowed to get changed in the toilet bit but there was only 3 toilets. for a period of time i got changed in the disabled toilet by myself bcs of personal problems so at least there's that
We only had 1 toilet cubical and we had to ask to use it and the showers were out of bounds bc years before, a group of girls filmed another girl getting changed and posted it which is frankly disgusting and it made it so awkward for those of us who didn’t like getting changed in front of others
Stoppp, we had a English teacher who was so strange I have no idea how he even got the position. He’d previously destroyed a bunch of statues in Madame Tussaud’s, but at the school he spoke about Nazis more than he taught and assaulted kids claiming they were terrorists. He now posts really right wing takes on Facebook and is no longer working at the school. Wild guy. 💀
omg our sceince teacher got fired for sitting on a girls lap we are an only girl school he is like 70 years old... she was year 7... and our geography teacher he was stalking a year 8 on instagram he asked if they wanted to stay after class little sus she reported him after 3 months then he was fired@@esmeecampbell7396
in year 11, we once had a substitute teacher raise a hand at a student like he was going to hit them but then he remembered he was in a classroom and just clapped in the students face
See your teacher held himself back, my maths teacher fully tackled a kid over a toilet pass then proceeded to cuss him out in german and greek (fncking odd man but no one cared bc he did less work in lesson)
My class when I was 16 had a new physics teacher come in (the other one retired) and it was 4 girls and about 15 boys doing our nat 5s (scottish exams similar to gcses) and bullied her so badly every lesson we had with her. They would mock her french accent, and put gum in her lovely long black curly hair. She went home one day and found the gum and obvs told the headteacher. Everyone immediately knew it was my class but the boys never owned up to it. To this day, I still dont understand why 15 year old boys are so rude to all girls.
Boys are horrendous. I'm so glad that I was depressed the whole of my first secondary school so I never became friends with any of them and never went downhill. Honestly they're just awful. Even now, with all the support and knowledge that there's gay, special needs, or any other kinds of people, they're still awful. I've started a mainstream college and there's a group of boys who laugh at this boy I go there with because he has autism and can't regulate himself as well. It really, really sucks. The biology teacher is amazing, the chemistry teacher also acts as if it's the end of the world when this student gets upset or needs extra time to write things up.
@@definitelynotqxz comparing boys to girls, boys tend to be more open about their dislike about others because they are taught to be 'men' and be all cool and shit. But women tend to be more reserved about who they hate and tend to gossip because they're told that being mean ot others isn't 'ladylike'
See, if us lads were stereotyping all girls negatively, I guarantee all of you lot would be complaining. Boys are not girls so stop complaining when we’re being normal boys
I was the horrible histories kid (still am) and I ended up singing one of the songs in front of my whole history class. Most embarrassing moment of my life. Drama was my favourite lesson, but god, they were so bad! I learnt nothing in the 5 years I did it there. I’m doing performing arts in college and it’s such a nice change for once.
Hi Cam, great video. Just wanted to drop some trivia which my History teacher told me. He said that if you were to watch all of Horrible Histories, you'd learn around 25-30% of the gcse course. Just thought that was funny
As a Year 11, I am sick of these IDIOTS I share a school with. -They bully the teachers into leaving -One student attacked a teacher -Everyone picks out the people who are nice to teachers because they do so much for us
the year 7s are so bloody rude at my school - there was this one girl on crutches and they did not let her pass - literally on the first week of the year i had to yell at a bunch of them to get out of her way. seriously
I am still in secondary school, my year 7 went like: 40% of kids having multiple vapes in their bags, skirts were so rolled up they weren’t even covering anything, someone brought a proper knife into school, that one autistic furry who growls and bites people. Year 7s have drastically changed since you’ve been at school 😂
We had an English substitute teacher that was fresh out of uni, and the year 8 class made him so upset that he just walked out of school leaving everything behind (his bag, coat, laptop) and he was never seen again 😂😂😂😂
Also, the substitute teachers we have… I feel so bad for them. My class was the WORST in the whole school. Kids would freaking change their names, steal the teachers things, unplug the interactive whiteboard, pull the fire alarm, some said they had to leave early for an appointment or music lesson, so many of the girl ‘needed the toilet’ and used their period as an excuse and they just sit in there gossiping in the toilets
i remember in year 7 or 8, we had to do this piece which was basically about this girl called Caroline who just kept finding trouble and stuff and me and my friend decided to choreograph a fight scene and like we got so good at it everybody oohed and ahhed when we performed, that was like our performance’s saving grace 12:20 in a french textbook, it was literally teaching us how to say “she was born in a factory”, “she entered the rubbish bin” and “she became a football” like seriously what
Dont have Radnor Splash, but we do have Radnor Fizz in my secondary school. Everyone went crazy for them, but nobody could ever open the lids so we used conpasses to poke holes in them.
everyone pokes holes in them in my school too but they can open them. Idk why but they choose to poke the hole saying it tastes better but its the same drink. people are always asking for my compass and I always just say I don't have when when I do
4:48 my group was told to do the irresponsible drinking,so we were at a party drinking,doing shots and dancing.We then went to sleep woke up in the morning and went to work and our boss was also the bartender (her name was Eva) and Eva had to say “You guy are drinking irresponsibly,you are fired”.Then we had to pretend that we were sad and say “I should be more responsible when drinking”but we all laughing throughout the ‘play’.
I remember in my middle school (i was in an area with a three tier school system) there was a substitute teacher who was probably a paedophile. He used to say good morning to all the girls and would be biased towards them. When i got to year 8 he started teaching Girls PE and he asked one girl if she was good in plank position, and said to another, "youre really fit, what do you do over the weekend?" It was never confirmed but he was really weird
Had an awful day, this is exactly what i need cam, thankyou ❤ Ps. Our teachers let us draw and write messages on eachother shirts on the last day, i even had teachers write notes on it.
THIS. My primary school, and my last college did this. It's such an amazing idea! My college even had the teachers and students write on them without my knowing because I wasnt in.
6:00 our Year 7 drama lessons were never really about learning dramatic skills or writing plays with moral messages, I can't really remember exactly what we did because it was so long ago, all I remember was we'd ad lib everything, and it was always awful "random" Year 7 comedy improv, probably given some vague theme like "sci-fi" or "pirates" by the teacher and then we'd do jokes about needing an accountant or something equally stupid, lot of memes too people shouting "I'ma firin' ma lazor!" Quite how the teacher managed to do 3 lessons of that per week for all the different Year 7 classes without deciding to share a bath a with a live toaster I'm not sure...
My science teacher wasn't a n0nce, but she did get fired for making some questionable lessons. I remember once we had a lesson about Kevlar, and she decided to make us pretend that the then priminister, David Cameron, was wearing a kevlar vest, and we had to find out the best way to assassinate him. She really didn't like that man and made it very clear 😂
15:58 a year 7 had a full on go at us year nines because he was eavesdropping on my friends conversation about something completely different than he thought. so yea they are gaining confidence
2:39 Was lucky enough to be part of the years where we had to just have a white polo (with the logo during the summer), solid black trousers or skirts that reach just past your knees (though there were some who rolled them up to mid thigh), black "sensible" shoes and a jumper with the school logo or V necked school cardigan for the year 10 & 11's. They changed the school uniform (& logo) to include a blazer and tie 2 years after I left 😂😂
the one memory from year 7 that still lurks in my mind is when they had a practice lockdown and u had to get under the table and all u could feel was the gum on ur head. Also Cam u are an iconic geordie as i am one too.🤣
It was the PE teacher we were cautious of for the bursting into the girls changing rooms unannounced (male teacher might I add) and he’d just barge right through the door on a bunch of 11/12 to 15/16 year old girls and no staff would question it! For my second school though it was the English teacher. Same teacher was there when my ex step mum went there and she said he used to drop pencils on the floor by the girls with the shortest skirts when he lined them up outside class before letting everyone in. I didn’t believe it until I saw it with my own eyes. Freaky as hell. That shouting teacher really gave me flashbacks though, bloody hell!!
Oh my goodness, the bullying thing too. Literally was so bad I refused to go in and the best they’d say was “we don’t allow bullying in our school” but untucked shirt or tie too short you were the devil 😂
In my school, we don't have yr11 vs yr10s, we have yr11 vs teachers. Its so funny to watch as everyone competitiveness comes to show, and how shocking it is to learn that your English teacher is surprisingly good and rather scary.
2:16 it’s that exact story 4:31 that is so true lol 6:40 it’s always the ‘the next person who talks will …’ 12:28 on duolingo I learn on Korean ‘the deer is going to the water’, very useful
7:12 out subs would sometimes have the seating plan (we dont get to pick where we sit every day although if it’s the last day/ lesson in the subject and ur teachers nice they sometimes let you sit wherever u want
6:38 my Year 11 English teacher use to have mental breakdowns that would be 10x as bad as these. Little did I know a few years later, after taking the mick out that teacher, I would be severely mentally ill… Woops!
9:10 our school justified the clip on by saying the old ones were choking hazards, especially in the wood work room. they still made the boys remove it there anyway tho…
OMG THE BLAZER THING WAS AT MY SCHOOL TOO!! In class we would have to ask the teacher if we could take them off while sitting down, majority of the time the answer was no, and if it was the summer we were allowed to take our jumpers off but then had to put our blazers back on over our shirts. Also did anyone else’s school have the rule that you weren’t allowed to have bottles of water on the table and you have to put your hand up and ask during lessons if you could take a drink of water, even if it was 30C outside… and again the majority answer was no… Also did anyone else’s school merge with another school cause yours was broke to the point that in art class you couldn’t use palettes cause there weren’t any so you put paint on old newspaper and use that as a pallet and in H.E you could only use 2 out of the 7 ovens cause the energy bill was getting to high for the school so 15 kids had to cram their cheese scones in 2 oven with only 1 shelf in each.. AND after the merge their were to many kids so in the middle of winter you had to have lessons in tents outside because their weren’t enough classrooms for all the kids and one girl had to go to the hospital cause she got hypothermia during a maths exam… Ah fun times💀
i remember drama in year 9, we got to split off into little groups and make out own thing abt trends, we did it abt a girl doing a selfie trend and she falls off a cliff and dies. since one of my friends didnt have a part she appeared when the girl fell as a cat and went "meow"
I kniw a girl in my year, who besides doing stuff involving yelling 'f*uck off' at a teacher with guests in the room (it was a talk about managing money) has on probably more than one occassion, swallowed, between five and ten pieces of gum in ONE DAY! I was in French (THE SECOND LESSON!!) and she had already swallowed four pieces that day and swallowed the fifth when she was caught with it. some kids in british schools do be mental.
When I was in year 11, the PE class for us overlapped with two classes of year 7s, so the teachers apparently decided "Yeah lets see what happens" and did years 11s vs Year 7s lmao (We thrashed them lol)
Cam you are amazing. You have me rolling round the floor in laughter 😂 A suggestion for you about you saying teachers would like to swing for the kids they teach. Watch the lesson on prime!! Omg!! X
I'm in uni now but I just want to say that I loved those school puddings. To be fair, I went to a very wealthy school but the custard was always nice and the kitchen normally made the sheet cakes with cherries in. Also, the only french I remember is that one line from a song like "que el la date du tu aniversaire."
Nahhh our substitute yesterday got so pissed at us bc someone called her a sub. She’s said ‘I’m not a sandwich, I am a teacher who works in school. I am a cover teacher’ as if we were 3yr olds 💀
4:59 *I know right, I did drama in year 9 and year 10 and one of the exercises included us taking our shoes and socks off for some reason. I also found this extremely weird despite the fact that I hardly ever wear shoes or socks at home.*
Our school jumpers are optional and you can take blazers off in most lessons unless the teacher is really strict if it is like 40 degrees you can undo ur top button and take ur tie and blazer off.
This one guy in my school started chocking on a rubber and he coughed so hard it launched it straight into the teachers face. We didn't see that guy again
My school banned all drinks to 'save the environment' even though we had cardboard cartons,now you cant drink for the entire day unless you have a bottle and the onky thing you can refill ut with is water 😭
I remember i got forced into doing drama just because i chose music so they automatically assumed id be good but then we got made to do of mice and men monologues infront of the whole school it was so embarrassing
Who tf was writing on their school uniform past primary school? That shit cost money My mum would have written my will if I let people write on my secondary school shirt.
I’ll never forget watching the substitute french teacher burst into tears after one the boys called her a fat hippo - tbf tho she did call him thick 👀😂
Yea we once had a sub who said we had no rights in yr 8 and a different subs told us the get her fired if we didn’t like Her as a teacher and she was later fired
I'm a year 7 right now and i can tell u that u were completely correct one time there was 8 fights in one week and one of my friend got an OMJ can and smashed it in to a boys face because she thought that he pulled her hair
After the first few weeks of the year, my brand new science teacher left the school. We had substitutes everyday for the rest of the term and everyone in my tutor group thought it was dead hilarious. People would move seats, throw things at each other, swear at the teacher and all sorts. One time, me and another boy found some bottles of chemicals and THREW them at each other- In the end, we got a proper science teacher, but he had already met her because she was one of the substitutes at one point, and we all knew she didn’t know how to keep us under control so that was it for her. Feel bad for that poor woman to this day
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Bro this is soo good and realistic also fun fact theres a teacher called mr davies at my school 4:05
We had Rubicon and Radnor
Aaaand we had cameras in the toilet, but obviously not above the toilets
Ive never used school toilets
The fact your school didn't have Radnor Fizz is a god damn crime
I know I’m fuming
@@camkirkhambabyy It's not too late, they have them at aldi
Omg it was soooooooooo good but my school changed to only water when I was in Yr 9
when they got removed from my school everyone was actually so pissed lmao
Random fizz cherry is the goat of school drinks
I only spent 2 years at a british school.Teacher's were obsessed with making you wear your blazers, tucking in your shirts and god forbid you opened your phone during lunch! For some reason, in the first year i was there, the girls were not allowed to tuck their shirts in, i have no idea why, but we complained sm they changed it the next year... and then we complained about the fact we now had to tuck them in.Could never satisfy us i guess.
Its weird how not keeping your uniform proper is actually a reason to keep someone from getting an education and having to ask to go the toilet is a mad thing
Yeah I got put in the unit for having a skinhead
@@camkirkhambabyy What did they expect? that the hair would grow back in a day haha
Part of why I don’t agree with uniform. Seems to be more important than the education
@thefemalecaptain people will bulky others for their clothes that's why
But yeah it's too enforced, which form tutors would just pull students with improper uniform at form time instead to fix it, and if they keep wearing it improperly then detentions
And rather then detention first time for not wearing a blazer lets say, do warning first then if it happens again detentions
@@pixeldubsofficial people will bully people anyway.
as a year 11, i can confirm that the current year 7s are feral 💀 also we had a geography teacher leave last year bc he was accused of being a n0nce and also apparently pissed himself infront of a class. my sisters maths teacher also refused to teach her class, so shes stuck with 3 different maths teachers now.
Average British school. Last week one of the DT teachers in my school was fired on the spot bc apparently he was creeping on the students. I swear all British schools are basically the same
As a year 7 even I can agree
i just got into college and im so glad. its way better bro. hang in there
no cause in my school the yr 7s are actual goblins, like we were sitting in the canteen cause we had a physics mock that afternoon and these year 7s get mad cause we are all revisjng and theres no space for them. and they actually stand there as if we are going to give up our seats for them 😭💀
Bro only 1 of them. Damn
Can confirm the yr7s are built different now, they used to be so timid but now they're just really loud and chaotic
They’re all timid at the start of the year and then chaotic by the end 😂
I can confirm everyone and everything around me is crazy 🤪
Can confirm. All I hear all day is skibidi gyatt ohio rizz
@@KOKICH1KINNIE I can relate
I’m a year 7 who got in a physical fight with my bullys 3 year 8s and 2 year 9s at the same time and won I was on my own 😂😂😂 and all I hear from my class is skibidy and stuf so yes
After Covid our school was sectioned into bubbles, my years bubble was in the science building. Those science chairs were all we had for MONTHS so much pain
That's horrendous, I always thought during lockdown about how many kid's last school days were getting fucked up by it
i was lucky cause i got the english corridor, but they just used different rooms for diff sets and i was set one for everything. like i was literally in the same exact room but in different seats for every lesson
ME LEFT BUTT CHECK
every bit of me misses science lessons in year 10 lighting up your books with the bunsen burners.
Bunsen burners were iconic
and pencils
I’m in year 7 and in my science lesson we used the Bunsen burners and we finished and my dumbass picked up the tripod after heating water to gas at 103*C
I'm in year 8 and last year in year 7 we used bunsen burners to make a cup of tea
Did that today in year 11
in the girls changing rooms the teachers just walked in and we'd all have our tops off. don't know how they got away with that
Year 8 Me and my science teacher both had a lot in common
in that we were both attracted to 13 year old girls....
It's honestly so sketch. My PE teachers always told girls they couldn't get changed in the shower cubicles as well (I'm assuming because of smoking or misbehaving, idk) but it really sucked as a trans person. You also weren't allowed to ask to change in the toilets.
@@williamchilds216 we were allowed to get changed in the toilet bit but there was only 3 toilets. for a period of time i got changed in the disabled toilet by myself bcs of personal problems so at least there's that
@@williamchilds216 not as much as it sucked for normal people knowing you freaks were around
We only had 1 toilet cubical and we had to ask to use it and the showers were out of bounds bc years before, a group of girls filmed another girl getting changed and posted it which is frankly disgusting and it made it so awkward for those of us who didn’t like getting changed in front of others
Stoppp, we had a English teacher who was so strange I have no idea how he even got the position. He’d previously destroyed a bunch of statues in Madame Tussaud’s, but at the school he spoke about Nazis more than he taught and assaulted kids claiming they were terrorists. He now posts really right wing takes on Facebook and is no longer working at the school. Wild guy. 💀
Year 8 Me and my science teacher both had a lot in common
in that we were both attracted to 13 year old girls....
i had an english teacher that wrote smut about children in the first person pov
@@robinroryld fascinating and also _terrible_
omg our sceince teacher got fired for sitting on a girls lap
we are an only girl school
he is like 70 years old...
she was year 7...
and our geography teacher
he was stalking a year 8 on instagram
he asked if they wanted to stay after class
little sus
she reported him
after 3 months
then he was fired@@esmeecampbell7396
Had a teacher with a n0ncy name ( like too perfect you’d think hes lying) and when he taught yr 7 girls PE he’d have a h4rd on like jesus m8
in year 11, we once had a substitute teacher raise a hand at a student like he was going to hit them but then he remembered he was in a classroom and just clapped in the students face
Bruh
most average science sub
@@E56717 he was an english sub
@@viasversion ik i was saying he acts like a science sub
See your teacher held himself back, my maths teacher fully tackled a kid over a toilet pass then proceeded to cuss him out in german and greek (fncking odd man but no one cared bc he did less work in lesson)
My class when I was 16 had a new physics teacher come in (the other one retired) and it was 4 girls and about 15 boys doing our nat 5s (scottish exams similar to gcses) and bullied her so badly every lesson we had with her. They would mock her french accent, and put gum in her lovely long black curly hair. She went home one day and found the gum and obvs told the headteacher. Everyone immediately knew it was my class but the boys never owned up to it.
To this day, I still dont understand why 15 year old boys are so rude to all girls.
Boys are horrendous. I'm so glad that I was depressed the whole of my first secondary school so I never became friends with any of them and never went downhill. Honestly they're just awful.
Even now, with all the support and knowledge that there's gay, special needs, or any other kinds of people, they're still awful. I've started a mainstream college and there's a group of boys who laugh at this boy I go there with because he has autism and can't regulate himself as well. It really, really sucks. The biology teacher is amazing, the chemistry teacher also acts as if it's the end of the world when this student gets upset or needs extra time to write things up.
All boys in secondary school are rude to the girls trust me i know
@@williamchilds216what do you mean “boys”
@@definitelynotqxz comparing boys to girls, boys tend to be more open about their dislike about others because they are taught to be 'men' and be all cool and shit. But women tend to be more reserved about who they hate and tend to gossip because they're told that being mean ot others isn't 'ladylike'
See, if us lads were stereotyping all girls negatively, I guarantee all of you lot would be complaining. Boys are not girls so stop complaining when we’re being normal boys
I was the horrible histories kid (still am) and I ended up singing one of the songs in front of my whole history class. Most embarrassing moment of my life.
Drama was my favourite lesson, but god, they were so bad! I learnt nothing in the 5 years I did it there. I’m doing performing arts in college and it’s such a nice change for once.
Same (I still watch it)
Hi Cam, great video. Just wanted to drop some trivia which my History teacher told me. He said that if you were to watch all of Horrible Histories, you'd learn around 25-30% of the gcse course. Just thought that was funny
If only I knew this back then ffs
It’s true haha I blame HH for all of my history knowledge
1:28 Radnor fizz was when people made their villain arc's. People went crazy for it and everyone was covered in it at the end of brake.
Fr
Yesss they poked holes in the lids and shook the bottle and sprayed everyone 😭
As a Year 11, I am sick of these IDIOTS I share a school with.
-They bully the teachers into leaving
-One student attacked a teacher
-Everyone picks out the people who are nice to teachers because they do so much for us
Every year I think the new year 7s couldn't get worse, and I am always proven wrong
FR I heard a year 7 saying they beefed a bunch of year 11s and to be completely honest they could take him in two seconds
think it's cause they get shorter every year so their anger can't spread out
the bloody y7s on my bus sat AT the back of the bus then had the nerve to say there is no SEATING PLAN ON THE BUS
I befriend them so I can get all the crazy year seven drama
I have been barked at by one though
the year 7s are so bloody rude at my school - there was this one girl on crutches and they did not let her pass - literally on the first week of the year i had to yell at a bunch of them to get out of her way. seriously
When I was in year 7 I was a nice person
Radnor splash and Radnor fizz is literally British secondary schools explained😂
i only have splash at my schoool in west midlands uk
@@ThatRobloxGuy242 same and same sort of area
6:25 when I tell you this is one of my worst nightmares….
I’d be sobbing.
I am still in secondary school, my year 7 went like: 40% of kids having multiple vapes in their bags, skirts were so rolled up they weren’t even covering anything, someone brought a proper knife into school, that one autistic furry who growls and bites people. Year 7s have drastically changed since you’ve been at school 😂
We had an English substitute teacher that was fresh out of uni, and the year 8 class made him so upset that he just walked out of school leaving everything behind (his bag, coat, laptop) and he was never seen again 😂😂😂😂
That isnt funny
Just sad
@@JamieEmmonsthats fuckin hillarious mate whachu on about
Also, the substitute teachers we have… I feel so bad for them. My class was the WORST in the whole school. Kids would freaking change their names, steal the teachers things, unplug the interactive whiteboard, pull the fire alarm, some said they had to leave early for an appointment or music lesson, so many of the girl ‘needed the toilet’ and used their period as an excuse and they just sit in there gossiping in the toilets
Yep real. And spraying their bottles, sat on their phones,
I agree
3:15 "why didnt he just use his phone?"
What, and the suncream can record the tiktok?
My exact thoughts 💀
i remember in year 7 or 8, we had to do this piece which was basically about this girl called Caroline who just kept finding trouble and stuff and me and my friend decided to choreograph a fight scene and like we got so good at it everybody oohed and ahhed when we performed, that was like our performance’s saving grace
12:20 in a french textbook, it was literally teaching us how to say “she was born in a factory”, “she entered the rubbish bin” and “she became a football” like seriously what
Did anyone else have to do those weird drama presentations?? If so what did they make you do..
We did little red riding hood.
We did The blitz
the year twelve drama students once had to present a freeze frame thing to the lower school about an interaction between an addict and their dealer
Idk but I just lurked in the back hoping not to get picked lol
My partner is drama teacher for year 7 to 13, his stories are so funny
Dont have Radnor Splash, but we do have Radnor Fizz in my secondary school. Everyone went crazy for them, but nobody could ever open the lids so we used conpasses to poke holes in them.
Your legacy still lives on trust me I go to one of those schools
everyone pokes holes in them in my school too but they can open them. Idk why but they choose to poke the hole saying it tastes better but its the same drink. people are always asking for my compass and I always just say I don't have when when I do
@@DarthOminis everybody always asks for my compass too lol
4:48 my group was told to do the irresponsible drinking,so we were at a party drinking,doing shots and dancing.We then went to sleep woke up in the morning and went to work and our boss was also the bartender (her name was Eva) and Eva had to say “You guy are drinking irresponsibly,you are fired”.Then we had to pretend that we were sad and say “I should be more responsible when drinking”but we all laughing throughout the ‘play’.
It’s all fun and games until the sub has the seating plan 😭😭😭
Mine always lie abt it 😂😂
I remember in my middle school (i was in an area with a three tier school system) there was a substitute teacher who was probably a paedophile. He used to say good morning to all the girls and would be biased towards them. When i got to year 8 he started teaching Girls PE and he asked one girl if she was good in plank position, and said to another, "youre really fit, what do you do over the weekend?" It was never confirmed but he was really weird
Had an awful day, this is exactly what i need cam, thankyou ❤
Ps. Our teachers let us draw and write messages on eachother shirts on the last day, i even had teachers write notes on it.
THIS. My primary school, and my last college did this. It's such an amazing idea!
My college even had the teachers and students write on them without my knowing because I wasnt in.
Same.
13:20 yes year 7s are brutal as fuck they literally vape these days... yeah you read that right, THEY VAPE AT 11 - 12 AND THINK ITS COOL-
6:00 our Year 7 drama lessons were never really about learning dramatic skills or writing plays with moral messages, I can't really remember exactly what we did because it was so long ago, all I remember was we'd ad lib everything, and it was always awful "random" Year 7 comedy improv, probably given some vague theme like "sci-fi" or "pirates" by the teacher and then we'd do jokes about needing an accountant or something equally stupid, lot of memes too people shouting "I'ma firin' ma lazor!"
Quite how the teacher managed to do 3 lessons of that per week for all the different Year 7 classes without deciding to share a bath a with a live toaster I'm not sure...
My science teacher wasn't a n0nce, but she did get fired for making some questionable lessons. I remember once we had a lesson about Kevlar, and she decided to make us pretend that the then priminister, David Cameron, was wearing a kevlar vest, and we had to find out the best way to assassinate him. She really didn't like that man and made it very clear 😂
Can confirm the title; I did not go to a British school and I did not understand these. Thankyou for not spreading false information.
The way we still had to take off your shoes xD I ALSO LOVED HORRIBLE HISTORY
15:58 a year 7 had a full on go at us year nines because he was eavesdropping on my friends conversation about something completely different than he thought. so yea they are gaining confidence
2:39 Was lucky enough to be part of the years where we had to just have a white polo (with the logo during the summer), solid black trousers or skirts that reach just past your knees (though there were some who rolled them up to mid thigh), black "sensible" shoes and a jumper with the school logo or V necked school cardigan for the year 10 & 11's. They changed the school uniform (& logo) to include a blazer and tie 2 years after I left 😂😂
the one memory from year 7 that still lurks in my mind is when they had a practice lockdown and u had to get under the table and all u could feel was the gum on ur head. Also Cam u are an iconic geordie as i am one too.🤣
yasssssssssssss
8:35 at my school they serve cake, sure its pretty hard to eat but, they also serve Halloween and Christmas things but only around the time
1:30 Radnor fizz was banned in my school. People would shake them, poke a hole in the lid and use them as lethal weapons 😭
In my school if one or two children act up, the whole class gets a detention
rest in peace radnor fizz and splash. you are greatly missed.
“Me and my science teacher didn’t have any chemistry” worst pun ive ever heard
It was the PE teacher we were cautious of for the bursting into the girls changing rooms unannounced (male teacher might I add) and he’d just barge right through the door on a bunch of 11/12 to 15/16 year old girls and no staff would question it! For my second school though it was the English teacher. Same teacher was there when my ex step mum went there and she said he used to drop pencils on the floor by the girls with the shortest skirts when he lined them up outside class before letting everyone in. I didn’t believe it until I saw it with my own eyes. Freaky as hell. That shouting teacher really gave me flashbacks though, bloody hell!!
Oh my goodness, the bullying thing too. Literally was so bad I refused to go in and the best they’d say was “we don’t allow bullying in our school” but untucked shirt or tie too short you were the devil 😂
Year 8 Me and my science teacher both had a lot in common
in that we were both attracted to 13 year old girls....
In my school, we don't have yr11 vs yr10s, we have yr11 vs teachers. Its so funny to watch as everyone competitiveness comes to show, and how shocking it is to learn that your English teacher is surprisingly good and rather scary.
2:16 it’s that exact story
4:31 that is so true lol
6:40 it’s always the ‘the next person who talks will …’
12:28 on duolingo I learn on Korean ‘the deer is going to the water’, very useful
bro duo taught me how to say 'you are a bear in german'
for the record it's 'du bist ein Bär
7:12 out subs would sometimes have the seating plan (we dont get to pick where we sit every day although if it’s the last day/ lesson in the subject and ur teachers nice they sometimes let you sit wherever u want
As a fellow Geordie I’m trying to rack me brain on what school you went too as there’s like 2 mixed schools that are pure religious 😭
6:38 my Year 11 English teacher use to have mental breakdowns that would be 10x as bad as these. Little did I know a few years later, after taking the mick out that teacher, I would be severely mentally ill… Woops!
9:10 our school justified the clip on by saying the old ones were choking hazards, especially in the wood work room. they still made the boys remove it there anyway tho…
6:26 oh yeah we had a supply for RE and she called us “disappointments” 💀💀
i swear she called us mistakes but can’t be too sure-
OMG THE BLAZER THING WAS AT MY SCHOOL TOO!! In class we would have to ask the teacher if we could take them off while sitting down, majority of the time the answer was no, and if it was the summer we were allowed to take our jumpers off but then had to put our blazers back on over our shirts.
Also did anyone else’s school have the rule that you weren’t allowed to have bottles of water on the table and you have to put your hand up and ask during lessons if you could take a drink of water, even if it was 30C outside… and again the majority answer was no…
Also did anyone else’s school merge with another school cause yours was broke to the point that in art class you couldn’t use palettes cause there weren’t any so you put paint on old newspaper and use that as a pallet and in H.E you could only use 2 out of the 7 ovens cause the energy bill was getting to high for the school so 15 kids had to cram their cheese scones in 2 oven with only 1 shelf in each..
AND after the merge their were to many kids so in the middle of winter you had to have lessons in tents outside because their weren’t enough classrooms for all the kids and one girl had to go to the hospital cause she got hypothermia during a maths exam…
Ah fun times💀
Yeah, when we had to change for PE changing in the classroom with everybody, girl and boys, it was so so embarrassing
I’m Welsh but I still relate to some of these
10:30 Yeah, teachers don't give a f and will just walk into the changing rooms
i can confirm this years yr7s are insane
i remember drama in year 9, we got to split off into little groups and make out own thing abt trends, we did it abt a girl doing a selfie trend and she falls off a cliff and dies. since one of my friends didnt have a part she appeared when the girl fell as a cat and went "meow"
I kniw a girl in my year, who besides doing stuff involving yelling 'f*uck off' at a teacher with guests in the room (it was a talk about managing money) has on probably more than one occassion, swallowed, between five and ten pieces of gum in ONE DAY! I was in French (THE SECOND LESSON!!) and she had already swallowed four pieces that day and swallowed the fifth when she was caught with it. some kids in british schools do be mental.
THE RADNOR FIZZ IS SO REAL LMAOOOOO
When I was in year 11, the PE class for us overlapped with two classes of year 7s, so the teachers apparently decided "Yeah lets see what happens" and did years 11s vs Year 7s lmao
(We thrashed them lol)
1:22 omg i saw that everywhere in my school
THE SCIENCE CHAIRS THO-
Cam you are amazing. You have me rolling round the floor in laughter 😂 A suggestion for you about you saying teachers would like to swing for the kids they teach. Watch the lesson on prime!! Omg!! X
7:24 my sub had a heart attack in class
The amount of glass beakers I shattered in science lessons tho 🤣
11:55 The legendary elf game in maths at the end of the term
1:39 Sparkling water is goated
I'm in uni now but I just want to say that I loved those school puddings. To be fair, I went to a very wealthy school but the custard was always nice and the kitchen normally made the sheet cakes with cherries in.
Also, the only french I remember is that one line from a song like "que el la date du tu aniversaire."
I remember that French song!!
I'm 40 and I remember that song! Nobody has changed the syllabus in 25 years 😂
Nahhh our substitute yesterday got so pissed at us bc someone called her a sub. She’s said ‘I’m not a sandwich, I am a teacher who works in school. I am a cover teacher’ as if we were 3yr olds 💀
One of our subs said the same thing a few years ago, she also didnt let us say good morning miss in the register we were only allowed to say yes miss
@@Sophia-ho9hv omg my form tutor is Spanish and if we dont say ‘sir’ in the register, he hisses at us, shouts or blows his whistle
Our school banned radnor fizz as people stuck pencils in the lid and spray it at your friends
6:34 worst part isn’t being the one shouted at, it’s being the one having to hold in the laughter
4:59 *I know right, I did drama in year 9 and year 10 and one of the exercises included us taking our shoes and socks off for some reason. I also found this extremely weird despite the fact that I hardly ever wear shoes or socks at home.*
I recently left secondary school. Year 7s are feral now. I kid you not, they just meow and quote tiktoks in the corridor lmfao
Our school jumpers are optional and you can take blazers off in most lessons unless the teacher is really strict if it is like 40 degrees you can undo ur top button and take ur tie and blazer off.
i have never understood ppl who SIT on the toilets ,also the chair story was so fr ever teacher would tell you it
13:15 yes there are brutal and i am a year 10
I'm year 8 but I agree 😂
This one guy in my school started chocking on a rubber and he coughed so hard it launched it straight into the teachers face. We didn't see that guy again
as a year 9 i can confirm that most year 7s are fierce. istg if u look down at one of them they start barking.
Our school got radnor splash this year and everyone is obessesed with it
Anyone Remember Having A Teacher Who Specifically Is A Nonse To You But Isn't To The Other Fella's?
Brings a whole different meaning to "teacher's favourite"
We had a teacher that was one but he only went after the hot “trouble maker” girls . Being ugly and a goody two shoes I was fine 😂
There was 1 substitute teacher that EVERYONE in my school LOVED! and then 1 sub that got taken the piss out of
NAH them chairs be itching your arse
My school banned all drinks to 'save the environment' even though we had cardboard cartons,now you cant drink for the entire day unless you have a bottle and the onky thing you can refill ut with is water 😭
At my school you get 2 school uniform choices.
1. Hoodie and some joggies
2. Dress trousers and a shirt and tie
1 pe
2 default uniform
@@TicTacBell_ exactly
2:51 in my old school, we had to wear a shirt, dress, jumper and blazer. And we weren’t allowed to take anything off
1) I have a teacher stance and my friends make fun of me for it
2) there is this one strict science teacher who I swear has a crush on me.
Everyone thinks my school blazers make us look like we are going to a funera-
your acc mad funny- new sub!
Legend, thank you ❤️🙌🏻
I remember the stupidest reason I got in trouble for at school was for getting my homework out of my bag
I’ve been a teacher for four years and my god, them Year 7s are built DIFF 😂 absolutely barbaric😮
The fact this is his most viewed video but his chip shop girl video has more likes is crazy. Also Cam, its time to go to that bloody chippy.
I remember i got forced into doing drama just because i chose music so they automatically assumed id be good but then we got made to do of mice and men monologues infront of the whole school it was so embarrassing
Omg radnor is ICONIC . The day radnor fizz was banned was a sad day but the splash was still fizzy. 😂
Who tf was writing on their school uniform past primary school? That shit cost money
My mum would have written my will if I let people write on my secondary school shirt.
Last day of school, they probably didn't have the numbers on the back all the rest of the time
@@esmeecampbell7396 ….no shit..
People not having Radnor Fizz at your high school. Your school need to be slapped back to reality
I’ll never forget watching the substitute french teacher burst into tears after one the boys called her a fat hippo - tbf tho she did call him thick 👀😂
Yea we once had a sub who said we had no rights in yr 8 and a different subs told us the get her fired if we didn’t like Her as a teacher and she was later fired
I'm a year 7 right now and i can tell u that u were completely correct one time there was 8 fights in one week and one of my friend got an OMJ can and smashed it in to a boys face because she thought that he pulled her hair
After the first few weeks of the year, my brand new science teacher left the school. We had substitutes everyday for the rest of the term and everyone in my tutor group thought it was dead hilarious. People would move seats, throw things at each other, swear at the teacher and all sorts. One time, me and another boy found some bottles of chemicals and THREW them at each other-
In the end, we got a proper science teacher, but he had already met her because she was one of the substitutes at one point, and we all knew she didn’t know how to keep us under control so that was it for her. Feel bad for that poor woman to this day