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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2018
  • Conan’s Japanese etiquette instructor doesn’t like his eyes, face, or body. But she does like his watch.
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  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf 3 года назад +15052

    The shortest and most effective roast ever: "Face." 😂

    • @sentival
      @sentival 3 года назад +82

      Lol... I think you are right...

    • @mohamedburhan7511
      @mohamedburhan7511 2 года назад +21

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bdchis
      @bdchis 2 года назад +58

      At least they weren't so rude to chew gum in front of him.

    • @iainmair485
      @iainmair485 2 года назад +1

      Tasty fish, tasty fish, poison fish! I want fugu!

    • @agalgonzalez
      @agalgonzalez 2 года назад +6

      How can this shiwa obachan / wrinkled aunt deal with foreigners regularly and be so openly judgmental?! She looks like a badly weathered garden gnome and she is throwing stones?!

  • @VypaUK
    @VypaUK 4 года назад +18025

    Both of those Japanese ladies were better at playing along than 90% of the celebrities that come on.

    • @johnkennedyreyes2634
      @johnkennedyreyes2634 4 года назад +552

      Becouse they can understand humor

    • @jacen884
      @jacen884 4 года назад +570

      Japan has no bounds when it comes to humor so they are very funny

    • @danielvip123456
      @danielvip123456 4 года назад +22

      @@jacen884 Haha what is that supposed to mean?

    • @jacen884
      @jacen884 4 года назад +345

      @@danielvip123456 they can have very dark or controversial jokes and don't have as much backlash.

    • @capnheehee8103
      @capnheehee8103 4 года назад +167

      People really misunderstand Conan's guests when he's doing a bit. I'm always surprised by how many people take the behavior so literally, just on the surface level. People that interact with Conan on these remote bits act as they're COACHED to act by producers, and the same is true of celebrity guests. If someone seems awkward or taking things too seriously, they're absolutely SUPPOSED to be doing that. It's one of the oldest comedy techniques of all ... you have the absurd, obnoxious clown, and you have the "straight man" (the straight-laced, all-business person) for the clown to play off of.
      Humorists have been using this formula for centuries, not just decades. In many of these scenarios, they explicitly NEED someone to be stern-faced to make Conan's actions all the funnier. It's deliberate. He's not meeting up with a bunch of autism-spectrum people that don't understand the humor, I promise ... celebrity or otherwise.
      If you see someone playing along and laughing, likewise, those reactions were carefully selected for in the editing room. They're condensing hours and hours of footage down to a couple of minutes, the editors control EVERYTHING about the perception of comic timing and perceived reaction. Once in a while, the creative minds working on producing and editing these bits like a potential vibe better than the classic straight-man-with-clown. A good example would be Conan's trip to Cuba, where he tried different types of Rum. They definitely went a different route with the woman giving the tour in that case, but it's not necessarily because "she was better at playing along." It's because it was decided they would portray her laughter, because her personality and looks sold it so well to a potential audience.

  • @Jameslawz
    @Jameslawz 2 года назад +7867

    That old lady is basically the female Japanese version of Conan, they have similar humor too. I think she picked up he was a troll and she started trolling him too lol.

    • @maemae4602
      @maemae4602 2 года назад +224

      Only few people understand d humor and ur one of them most of the comments complain about the rudeness and impoliteness.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 года назад +354

      Honestly, her ability to communicate with highly impressive. It's one thing to understand English as a non-native speaker (it's not an easy language to learn), it's another to do all that AND also be able to navigate the insane humor of Conan. I don't think I've seen anyone in any Conan remote that did it better than this etiquette lady, really fantastic stuff!!

    • @arvindshastry1178
      @arvindshastry1178 2 года назад +67

      @@bernlin2000 You forgot Miss Jin Shil from South Korea.

    • @Bruno-qy6mi
      @Bruno-qy6mi 2 года назад +19

      I think this is scripted, he pulls out a card with his face on it a few seconds later.

    • @LokeshThakur
      @LokeshThakur 2 года назад +9

      im pretty sure it was scripted.

  • @shlokgaur4030
    @shlokgaur4030 3 года назад +13009

    These 2 ladies are at a higher level in the comedic world than kimmel and Fallon..

    • @ctwishkeyprn2039
      @ctwishkeyprn2039 2 года назад +74

      Not one negitive comment... congratulations sir, keep on keeping on!

    • @mariyastoyanova31
      @mariyastoyanova31 2 года назад +67

      don’t even compare jimmy to fallon.

    • @ctwishkeyprn2039
      @ctwishkeyprn2039 2 года назад +162

      @@mariyastoyanova31 they both are trash...why not? Lol

    • @mariyastoyanova31
      @mariyastoyanova31 2 года назад +9

      @@ctwishkeyprn2039 stop being a little bitch baby about hosts that are just trying to have fun and live their life??

    • @ctwishkeyprn2039
      @ctwishkeyprn2039 2 года назад +58

      @@mariyastoyanova31 lol says the guy eating Cheetos off his chest in the basement 😎👌lol, wipe yah chin, got a lil smudge on that bleached beard 😂

  • @turvus2
    @turvus2 4 года назад +14834

    This is Conan's karma for tormenting his Korean language teacher.

  • @peachymistake201
    @peachymistake201 4 года назад +8247

    hirayama: i teach ettiquete.
    also hirayama: *i dont like your face*

    • @primitivespongebob1178
      @primitivespongebob1178 4 года назад +30

      peachy mistake she never said that though ;)

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 4 года назад +135

      She was polite in the way she said it, though.

    • @miss.yummy69
      @miss.yummy69 4 года назад +10

      Because Conan was being rude.

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 4 года назад +9

      I guess it's basic etiquette in Japan to tell people about their face. Will try it once I visit Japan next month hehe...

    • @j.r.2997
      @j.r.2997 4 года назад +19

      It’s called impersonal honesty :)

  • @TurboAftershave
    @TurboAftershave 3 года назад +722

    This may not be the most ideal place to learn Japanese etiquette, but Conan stumbled across the right place for comedy.

    • @mcq2879
      @mcq2879 22 дня назад +3

      She actually taught him a lot about Japanese etiquette, they don't have a filter, they're just blunt

  • @michellemilliken1380
    @michellemilliken1380 2 года назад +758

    I think my favorite thing about this video is the two ladies were so hilarious that Conan basically transferred the comedy over to them. He knew where the giggles were! PS-I also laughed til I cried at this. Some of the best Coco content ever!

    • @paulovemx2222
      @paulovemx2222 Год назад +20

      This is so true! Normally he's the one acting up but this was the other way around, hes got great sensibility for human interactions

    • @thisusedtobemyrealname7876
      @thisusedtobemyrealname7876 11 месяцев назад +30

      That´s one of the things I really like about Conan. He can drop his ego immediately if the comedy requires it. So quick witted!

  • @LuckyFish3000
    @LuckyFish3000 4 года назад +7337

    “You’re not my type.”
    “Face.”
    😭😩😭😭😭😩😩😩

    • @aarontapat4106
      @aarontapat4106 4 года назад +31

      SoMo Moo I felt that

    • @user-yh2bn2fg1j
      @user-yh2bn2fg1j 4 года назад +29

      SoMo Moo she is so rude

    • @jonoanym7349
      @jonoanym7349 4 года назад +53

      @@user-yh2bn2fg1j Thats scripted... haha

    • @prankgirl9112
      @prankgirl9112 4 года назад +32

      @@jonoanym7349
      No it's not.

    • @prankgirl9112
      @prankgirl9112 4 года назад +27

      @@soullessangel207
      I've worked in television here in LA for well over a decade. There is a far difference between editing and something being scripted. And there is no way they edited out any rude comment, especially an abnormally rude comment because this is a comedic bit and that is the funniest part.

  • @jp4431
    @jp4431 5 лет назад +15308

    Japanese Conan: a man trapped in a child's body
    American Conan: a child trapped in a man's body

    • @mrbroccholi
      @mrbroccholi 5 лет назад +151

      🤣🤣🤣😅🤣 accurate..

    • @X0XO_O
      @X0XO_O 5 лет назад +31

      no difference

    • @vianaztraguzt3208
      @vianaztraguzt3208 4 года назад +43

      Best comment 😂😂😂😂

    • @brawl12
      @brawl12 4 года назад +12

      696 likes.. cant like 😩

    • @milkcatdog394
      @milkcatdog394 4 года назад +6

      Your picture is soooo cute

  • @Vi-wj1md
    @Vi-wj1md Год назад +101

    the arigato and hug after she finessed his watch 🤣🤣 too good

  • @markperkins8941
    @markperkins8941 2 года назад +90

    This woman is so brutally honest...cold as ice..I think I'm in love

  • @tarkiss
    @tarkiss 5 лет назад +18585

    Miss Hirayama is a master in the art of being politely rude 😁😀

    • @talhatariqyuluqatdis
      @talhatariqyuluqatdis 4 года назад +61

      Yup

    • @brendan1470
      @brendan1470 4 года назад +297

      I wonder why she didn't teach Logan Paul some respect.

    • @randomguy5189
      @randomguy5189 4 года назад +131

      even british people can't compete

    • @tarkiss
      @tarkiss 4 года назад +261

      @@randomguy5189 ​ British sarcasm is great, but when you can look super cute, while making super rude remarks about a someone's appeareance right to his/her face, and people still cannot hate you after that, like Miss Hirayama here, it can only mean that your mastery in rudeness has surpassed every level of knowledge, and now you can become one with the universe. 🤯
      LoL 😋

    • @joeywall4657
      @joeywall4657 4 года назад +111

      She has a wonderful sense of humor! She can be so scathing and has a completely professional and crisp attitude LOL

  • @karina-vz9zz
    @karina-vz9zz 5 лет назад +5437

    “Why am I not your type? What’s wrong?”
    “uhhhh.. *_face_* “
    LOL

    • @SSBMA1994
      @SSBMA1994 5 лет назад +2

      She was roo direct lol

    • @lilsaam
      @lilsaam 5 лет назад +27

      Hahahaha so polite yet so savage

    • @KyleS3m3noff
      @KyleS3m3noff 5 лет назад +26

      But the thing is she didn't say he was ugly - ,just doesn't have the facial features she's attracted to. They are just way more direct than us. I had a hell of a time in Korea in regards to this - lol!

    • @KyleS3m3noff
      @KyleS3m3noff 5 лет назад +17

      @anderson people are assuming when she gives "face" as a reason, it's meant in the most negative way possible and it's simply not. Easy as that.

    • @KyleS3m3noff
      @KyleS3m3noff 5 лет назад +6

      @anderson Exactly what do you plan to achieve with this argument?

  • @bad_writer
    @bad_writer 2 года назад +1611

    "In America I'm lean!"
    The woman just nods silently
    That part killed me

    • @heyreeen
      @heyreeen 2 года назад +87

      By that they roasted the whole nation 🤣

    • @levoyageur9981
      @levoyageur9981 2 года назад +9

      I don't think she understood what it meant and she just said yes to not make him repeat. Though my english is OK (I think), I also didn't know the meaning of "lean" and would've reacted the same way.

    • @MasterYoda389
      @MasterYoda389 Год назад +9

      @@levoyageur9981 sounds about right. They would know the word "skinny" but not "lean".

    • @StallionFernando
      @StallionFernando Год назад +5

      @@levoyageur9981 she probably would have reacted the same way if she knew what he meant lol

    • @Jinglingzi
      @Jinglingzi Год назад +2

      Her English is better than you thought. She knows the word lean, big chance.

  • @renemarin8933
    @renemarin8933 Год назад +108

    These ladies are so gracious. They are playing along with Conan even though it is outside their comfort zone.

  • @DonaldFromKingdomHearts
    @DonaldFromKingdomHearts 4 года назад +4351

    Conan: *exists*
    Ms Hirayama: rude.

  • @bitbyte8177
    @bitbyte8177 3 года назад +5393

    Conan was fat shamed, face shamed, etc 😂

  • @Vrog311
    @Vrog311 2 года назад +292

    Anyone here in 2021 just watching random Conan clips because he's retiring from late night, and you grew up with him on tv, and you're sad, and this sucks?

    • @jared9217
      @jared9217 2 года назад +2

      Yup. Late night tv won’t be the same

    • @pj101
      @pj101 2 года назад +3

      I watch conan on RUclips every night

    • @williamholder-soto8350
      @williamholder-soto8350 2 года назад +10

      I love to break it to you that Conan is going to create a new talkshow on HBO max in the near future.

    • @thor_9642
      @thor_9642 2 года назад +3

      @@williamholder-soto8350 really?

    • @TheMaster375
      @TheMaster375 2 года назад +3

      @@thor_9642 yes, but it wont be the usual "talk show" format that we're used to anymore - at least from what I've heard. Conan and HBO are still in the talks about what the format will be

  • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
    @MicahBuzanANIMATION 4 месяца назад +43

    I want to see these 3 interact again. These ladies were such good sports with Conan and very, very funny.

  • @waasar
    @waasar 4 года назад +6440

    Conan: "You were just hiding in the corner?"
    Assistant: Proudly nods

    • @talhatariqyuluqatdis
      @talhatariqyuluqatdis 4 года назад +43

      XD That was hilarious

    • @mrlonely5835
      @mrlonely5835 4 года назад +46

      Hai

    • @wayward4657
      @wayward4657 4 года назад +71

      It's all about the Japanese service industry. You must be ready to suit your customer's needs at all times.

    • @ernigee
      @ernigee 4 года назад +37

      That's a ninja move

    • @clonesboxes5220
      @clonesboxes5220 4 года назад +3

      XD loved that part

  • @walidtafankaji8945
    @walidtafankaji8945 3 года назад +8920

    Conan: goes to an etiquette school to learn how to be polite and educate
    Etiquette teacher: *let's destroy this ugly sheep*

  • @amcc666
    @amcc666 3 года назад +106

    7:10 this lady genuinely stumps Conan

  • @shahxad6533
    @shahxad6533 Год назад +38

    The woman is straight forward & honest
    The girl is straight forward & polite 😂

  • @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables
    @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables 5 лет назад +5942

    That etiquette teacher was savage AF!!! 😂😂😂

  • @furii4308
    @furii4308 5 лет назад +6849

    Her sense of humor is exceptional

    • @jootai
      @jootai 5 лет назад +201

      Honestly i dont think she was joking bro!

    • @bloodycinephile
      @bloodycinephile 5 лет назад +87

      I don't think she's joking.

    • @CalebMcFarland
      @CalebMcFarland 5 лет назад +45

      I think that’s just what she actually thought that happens to be funny because of how crazy rude it is to actually say I don’t like your eyes and such to someone you just met when they also didn’t ask. She’s like forcing how much she doesn’t like his look on him.

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 5 лет назад +145

      @@jootai Obviously she's joking. She def thinks those things, but her saying it is for the show. She doesn't walk around shitting on people

    • @zanomaru
      @zanomaru 5 лет назад +37

      Japanese are brutally honest, experienced it the 2 times i went there.

  • @DeLorean4
    @DeLorean4 2 года назад +139

    One of the things I miss about living in Asia is the brutal honesty of people when it comes to appearance. It always made me laugh.

    • @FH-er7us
      @FH-er7us 10 месяцев назад +3

      Opinions are not facts so no we should not judge others appearances:p

    • @cavoff
      @cavoff 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@FH-er7us appearances are facts. stop being so woke

    • @AntiMullahs
      @AntiMullahs 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@FH-er7usso of i dress like a lesbian penguin and go to work it doesnt say im a BrainD right?

    • @jamesbrendan5170
      @jamesbrendan5170 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@cavoff ....what???????? what's this about appearances being facts, and people saying otherwise are "woke"???? why are we even bringing in political messages to something that is not even political at all?????

    • @Nihilismgaming
      @Nihilismgaming 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@jamesbrendan5170Because people need to stop virtue signalling. Face the damn facts and be real. This is what people nowadays call "bluepilled" quit it.

  • @CrocodilePictures99
    @CrocodilePictures99 Год назад +100

    He is brilliant! Great sense of humor, he is respectful but also speaks out what he thinks. I like how indirect he showed he understood the Japanese manners and turned them just to the opposite way for entertainment reasons. This is really highest level of intellectual entertainment.

  • @shizu-chan1646
    @shizu-chan1646 3 года назад +4038

    He got called ugly, rude, and fat all in the matter of nearly 9 minutes😭😭😭

    • @riderpikachu7403
      @riderpikachu7403 3 года назад +114

      Sheep

    • @shizu-chan1646
      @shizu-chan1646 3 года назад +5

      @@riderpikachu7403 Huh?

    • @Gordon_Aiden
      @Gordon_Aiden 3 года назад +100

      @@shizu-chan1646 Conan also got called a sheep

    • @Digmer
      @Digmer 2 года назад +16

      and he laughed so hard he could not breath at one point xD

    • @craigcode7103
      @craigcode7103 2 года назад +31

      And got his watch stolen!

  • @chimcham6762
    @chimcham6762 5 лет назад +4021

    She roasted him for about 7 minutes straight! And in the most polite way possible! 😂 a true savage.

    • @atgwiuz
      @atgwiuz 5 лет назад +10

      @@user-hk7xm5pu1c lmao there was nothing that wasn't polite or rude about her .

    • @rayakroc
      @rayakroc 5 лет назад +5

      I don't get it. How can it be roasting and savagery if it is intended to be honest yet polite?

    • @TonyHill2335
      @TonyHill2335 5 лет назад +1

      @anderson nope the boyfriend thing is much better

    • @michaelnguyend.624
      @michaelnguyend.624 5 лет назад +1

      If it was in Japanese she would say, your face is not very handsome. They don't use negative words too much. But since she is using English. And sometimes, short way to say something is better so I guess that's why she said it bluntly as ugly.

    • @chimcham6762
      @chimcham6762 5 лет назад +1

      anderson Yeah but when you tell western dudes the truth, they turn around and become rude and aggressive real quick. I’d rather go with “I have a boyfriend” lie than tell them the truth and get in an argument cause instead of taking it like a man, he decides to insult me 🙄😒

  • @BandMagicalMystery
    @BandMagicalMystery 2 года назад +176

    Conan can literally make everyone in the world laugh. like it doesn't matter where he is, he can make others laugh, that is just amazing, not many people can do that.

  • @ericfricke4512
    @ericfricke4512 Год назад +31

    The irony of an expert in etiquette and politeness just roasting Conan's face 😂

  • @JulioAbel90
    @JulioAbel90 5 лет назад +5688

    They were so politely destroying Conan :)) Love it !

    • @austin3789
      @austin3789 5 лет назад +45

      Not that polite. Lol

    • @chochooshoe
      @chochooshoe 5 лет назад +16

      @@austin3789 really not....hahah

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 5 лет назад +10

      they thought they were polite though and that's what counts

    • @X0XO_O
      @X0XO_O 5 лет назад +1

      ARIGATOU !!!!!!

    • @ohfuck6958
      @ohfuck6958 4 года назад +9

      @Mike Fernandez they all sex afterwards?

  • @em5522
    @em5522 5 лет назад +2281

    "This is my first time to see a human being make those kinds of sounds"
    *"LIKE A SHEEP"*

    • @Alexiosization
      @Alexiosization 5 лет назад +12

      lol what a japanese thing to say

    • @vitocoleone9349
      @vitocoleone9349 5 лет назад +29

      I’m deceased when she said the last phrase 😂

    • @JennyBetch19
      @JennyBetch19 5 лет назад +21

      I was dying. My whole family was like what are you laughing so hard at! They died too! 😂😂

    • @PranjalGupta1
      @PranjalGupta1 5 лет назад +7

      @@JennyBetch19 condolences

    • @jars7774
      @jars7774 5 лет назад +5

      They must have some mutant sheep over there...

  • @Chiggianya
    @Chiggianya 2 года назад +61

    7:07 who knew such a simple arm motion would become one of the greatest physical comedy moments in the entire show

  • @inventgineer
    @inventgineer 2 года назад +106

    Conan proving once again:that love and humor cross all cultural boundaries -who doesn't love a good laugh? 😊

  • @Commando303X
    @Commando303X 4 года назад +4186

    I love how she just says, out of nowhere, "Exercise."

    • @shaggadally
      @shaggadally 3 года назад +36

      lmaooo you need exercise 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @charliemisch7325
      @charliemisch7325 2 года назад +3

      Hahahaha

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 2 года назад +61

      Pure comedy gold. Even better how even the assistant who until that point mostly tries to save Conan (sometimes destroying him even more in the process) now 100% agrees with Miss Hirayama. First "very fluffy", then "I'm sure girls like your teddy bear stomach" and after that final "Ah. Hai!" Conan is ANNIHILATED 😂😂😂

    • @extraswaggeroni
      @extraswaggeroni 2 года назад +37

      it wasn't out of nowhere, what she does actually is she raises her arm to stop her assistant from being socially pressured to hug Conan but plays it off as if she is criticizing him for being fat (which is socially acceptable in Asian culture). so it's not random it's actually rather calculated

    • @Commando303X
      @Commando303X 2 года назад +1

      @@extraswaggeroni, tell me more.

  • @tomwallen7271
    @tomwallen7271 5 лет назад +4027

    Conan + Asian Country = Comedy Gold.

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe Год назад +32

    This has to be one of the funniest Conan segments ever

  • @DNATruLyricist
    @DNATruLyricist 3 года назад +94

    I like how at first the Japanese lady thought she didn't like conan lol.. then he keep making her laugh and naturally it moved her in towards him and he used her own approach against her by saying too close lol a TRU PLAYER! MY MAN LOL

  • @dfghdfghuytiu8207
    @dfghdfghuytiu8207 5 лет назад +2177

    That woman is comedy gold.

  • @bigfatorkwedding
    @bigfatorkwedding 5 лет назад +1494

    He accidentally stumbled into a roast battle.

    • @SaintMu
      @SaintMu 5 лет назад +20

      ... that he hilariously lost
      They roasted his ENTIRE BODY. lol

    • @mattoniy2840
      @mattoniy2840 5 лет назад +3

      This is lightly scripted..

    • @rayakroc
      @rayakroc 5 лет назад +2

      Matto niy ...
      is it?🤔

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 5 лет назад +11

      @@mattoniy2840 I don't think this was scripted at all, watch the Q&A from this "Conan in Japan" segment. he was still kinda in disbelief how this went down xD

    • @Jeremy-jm3fe
      @Jeremy-jm3fe 4 года назад +10

      @Emma Watson Why would Conan lie about it being scripted in a Q&A video?

  • @sandrasandymanning4354
    @sandrasandymanning4354 3 года назад +27

    1:50...Conan gets crushed when she says, "You're not my type..."
    Ooo! Brutal!😂

  • @kimilsung2608
    @kimilsung2608 2 года назад +9

    I like how brutally honest she is

  • @escobarines
    @escobarines 5 лет назад +3853

    Can this possibly be the first guest that totally gets Conan and takes the comedic lead? That lady is hilarious, they're having such fun!

    • @djz2308
      @djz2308 5 лет назад +238

      She totally neutralized him. Like a pro.

    • @escobarines
      @escobarines 5 лет назад +33

      @@djz2308 I know it's insane hahah

    • @GVoodoo
      @GVoodoo 5 лет назад +16

      Wasnt there a dude.. Polo player....he was pretty funny vs conan

    • @F0X_H0UND
      @F0X_H0UND 5 лет назад +23

      What about that German comedian? Flula Borg?

    • @jrgilbert
      @jrgilbert 5 лет назад +29

      Well said. She is amazing. Not to stereotype, but I lived in Asia for a while and from what I observed Asians are infinitely more blunt about making observations about people and expressing it that Westerners would not - especially if you are overweight. I know from experience. Lol.

  • @elizabethwest5949
    @elizabethwest5949 5 лет назад +1558

    When the lady said, " this is the first time I've seen a human being make those sounds", but she paused just after human being. I thought she was saying this was the first time she's seen a human being, because the teacher has kept her hidden in the corner for so long.

    • @prosperbounoungou7084
      @prosperbounoungou7084 4 года назад +16

      Hahahahah, your imagination is very hight

    • @mysterym7008
      @mysterym7008 4 года назад +4

      ...Chained to the stove.

    • @ol2312
      @ol2312 4 года назад +6

      I'm cackling 😂

    • @_ememe8075
      @_ememe8075 4 года назад +6

      I also thought the same 🤣🤣, the way she says, makes it more real though

    • @mchowdhury3184
      @mchowdhury3184 4 года назад +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂 Even better than what she actually said

  • @darkangel8922
    @darkangel8922 2 года назад +113

    These two ladies should be brought at Conan shows regularly. They both are very funny, one in a rude way the other in a polite way.

  • @siddasloth3292
    @siddasloth3292 2 года назад +85

    Alternate title: Conan get's roasted for 8 mins straight by two Japanese women.

  • @mixflip
    @mixflip 5 лет назад +16389

    Too close....gives rolex.....gets hugs!

    • @calypso2nd
      @calypso2nd 5 лет назад +172

      Panerai*

    • @mv1991
      @mv1991 5 лет назад +558

      Nothing surprising about that. Just the typical woman.

    • @SuperPussyFinger
      @SuperPussyFinger 5 лет назад +81

      *That looks like a Patek Philippe to me. Calatrava in gold.*

    • @DanBlabbers
      @DanBlabbers 5 лет назад +146

      @@SuperPussyFinger Calatrava is way smaller. It's a Panerai Luminor Marina in gold. Approx 20 grand watch.

    • @mouadbenhemza1322
      @mouadbenhemza1322 5 лет назад +119

      that is called universal bitching

  • @Vexy_Wexy
    @Vexy_Wexy 4 года назад +4566

    The Japanese have practiced social distancing for ages.

    • @elizabetholiviaclark
      @elizabetholiviaclark 3 года назад +97

      And masks. I didn't know that some of my fellow Americans would have such a problem with it.

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 3 года назад +27

      @@elizabetholiviaclark because masks are useless to slow or prevent the spread of viruses, and healthy people have no business wearing them, as has been confirmed by many studies and the advice of several top health organizations.

    • @skyhigh6650
      @skyhigh6650 3 года назад +189

      @@jjryan1352 of course a mask denier would say that. there are not useless ! They might not stop the virus but health experts say the evidence is clear that masks can help prevent the spread of COVID-19. the only thing that is spreading is the false bullsh*t by people like you.

    • @tomatise
      @tomatise 3 года назад +5

      In most Asian cultures it is

    • @arsnakehert
      @arsnakehert 3 года назад +2

      Veracious Vex yeah, go look at their trains in rush hour tho

  • @serdikobane1598
    @serdikobane1598 Год назад +44

    I swear I‘ve never seen something funnier on YT, than these two utterly brilliant women…:)

  • @luisvelez8096
    @luisvelez8096 2 года назад +29

    She really took his watch and said "Arigato" 🤣🤣🤣 I like how she was trying to teach Conan how to be polite but she was super rude to him the whole time. I'm sure it was for comedic purposes but damn she's a savage lol

  • @doggo_87__60
    @doggo_87__60 5 лет назад +3198

    That was the most passive-agressive thing I've ever seen

    • @kurrukk878
      @kurrukk878 4 года назад +50

      It was in no way passive

    • @jerrylinsy924
      @jerrylinsy924 4 года назад +37

      And alot way agressive

    • @nicolesong6199
      @nicolesong6199 4 года назад +3

      Doggo_87 __ i don’t think she was being polite at all lmao it’s guuuuud

    • @kanervatie
      @kanervatie 4 года назад +1

      You should see me making love to my wife.

    • @qreilly1978
      @qreilly1978 4 года назад +17

      How is this upvoted? They were literally the opposite of passive aggressive. They were more direct and honest than any person I’ve ever met in the U.S.

  • @leandrobatt8122
    @leandrobatt8122 4 года назад +9863

    These 2 ladies were somehow funnier than most american comedians

    • @henrikanchelia64
      @henrikanchelia64 4 года назад +252

      10000% better than Fallon, no doubt about that.

    • @ice-tgaming4609
      @ice-tgaming4609 4 года назад +33

      Lol be specific pyou cant just call out all comedians in america just beacuse they didnt make you laugh

    • @pengensehat6934
      @pengensehat6934 3 года назад +10

      Or most of conan's guests...

    • @Aeneiden
      @Aeneiden 3 года назад +35

      Correction, funnier than any female comedian

    • @Tightentron
      @Tightentron 3 года назад +15

      especially female comedians.

  • @jamestoalan3274
    @jamestoalan3274 2 года назад +13

    When someone is just funny,and its natural,no cursing,no offending...just plain FUNNY.Team COCO.

  • @CinSicko1
    @CinSicko1 19 дней назад +3

    The random people Conan has met over the years in his remotes are funnier than 99% of show business. NO CAP

  • @icytea5
    @icytea5 3 года назад +1904

    She's every Asian parent very honest with no regard for your feeling.

    • @marianaree9967
      @marianaree9967 3 года назад +44

      Wow, i now think my parents are asians. I am mexican but man, they can be brutally honest , just like Miss Hirayama hahaha.

    • @skfoxjrxzz5051
      @skfoxjrxzz5051 2 года назад +18

      It’s interesting because Japanese people tend to be quite the opposite

    • @evannasong8356
      @evannasong8356 2 года назад

      Don’t call me out.

    • @fredfinks
      @fredfinks 2 года назад +10

      @@marianaree9967 i think we all need a bit of asian parenting & la chancla.

    • @gracekim2616
      @gracekim2616 2 года назад +8

      @@skfoxjrxzz5051 it's prob cause he's not Japanese they think it's okay to speak their mind

  • @koi404
    @koi404 4 года назад +3244

    Conan arrives to Japan: Immediately gets Rosted

  • @definitelynotthequestion5359
    @definitelynotthequestion5359 Год назад +11

    When a troll, meets another troll The Japanese lady was perfect.

  • @Walperion_Music
    @Walperion_Music Год назад +21

    After all the years of fanboying and re-watching the Conan anthology from all the years, I have to say this is my abs favorite Conan segment ever.

    • @STEVEN-jw8pq
      @STEVEN-jw8pq Год назад +1

      His visit to koreatown spa is right up there.

    • @rzhk158
      @rzhk158 6 месяцев назад

      can you tell where you watched them i started getting into conan but can’t find a place to watch them at :/

  • @haendel8a
    @haendel8a 4 года назад +3640

    WHO is the comedian here?! She was brilliantly witty and so quick

    • @louiszeham7007
      @louiszeham7007 4 года назад +24

      Conan: Watch?
      Her: YES

    • @Crave4More
      @Crave4More 3 года назад +7

      @AsSeenOnTV I thought she's an actress

    • @novelle3142
      @novelle3142 3 года назад +2

      Crave 4 More oof

    • @ericsondeleon6508
      @ericsondeleon6508 3 года назад +11

      @@Crave4More Actor is actually a gender neutral noun, so an actor can refer to a man or a woman who acts.

    • @dennis3041
      @dennis3041 3 года назад +3

      @@ericsondeleon6508 why does actress exist then

  • @SharapovaFan
    @SharapovaFan 5 лет назад +1861

    She's low-key funny af.

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 5 лет назад +86

      I loved her, she contrasted well with Conan's louder personality.
      She is quite sharp and with a good sense of humor, I loved her reaction to his offer of his watch.

    • @Regal2800
      @Regal2800 5 лет назад +9

      Ya, she did a great job.

    • @cfvgd
      @cfvgd 5 лет назад +6

      Japanese women. Smart and funny. =)

    • @oomahuntressprotectress848
      @oomahuntressprotectress848 5 лет назад

      what ist Thema definitional translational ob (!)

    • @oomahuntressprotectress848
      @oomahuntressprotectress848 5 лет назад

      @@Regal2800 caws WE habing fiffucuölty uus Ucraf m®t!Give those lazy players a Spiel! • Ucraft!

  • @Foreskinflavourednuts
    @Foreskinflavourednuts Год назад +4

    Bless these two ladies. They are just too honest. Love em

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 4 года назад +2937

    Yo, that assistant lady just roasted all of America by agreeing with Conan, about how he's considered lean in the USA.

    • @dchen2140
      @dchen2140 4 года назад +162

      I went to an onsen (spa) in Japan and let me tell you... people in Japan are extremely skinny. Conan would actually be considered tubby.

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 4 года назад +187

      @@dchen2140 Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone else in the world considers Americans fat. And with statistics, I don't think they're wrong either.

    • @The_Quiet_Kiddo
      @The_Quiet_Kiddo 4 года назад +38

      @@Profile__1 With Fast Food getting more popular and spreading to other countries . I am sure the Rest of the World will fall into America level of FAT

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 4 года назад +57

      @@The_Quiet_Kiddo ooh boy, I sure hope not.

    • @lol-hk2xq
      @lol-hk2xq 4 года назад +7

      Depends, in socal fitness and top notch looks are a trend, just look at ig. Vanity is as rampant as obesity these days

  • @olebobic2786
    @olebobic2786 5 лет назад +2157

    That other lady is me everytime guests come to our house

  • @szkokee
    @szkokee 7 дней назад +1

    These two ladies are comedy gold! Not a single producer could have find better actors and write a more perfect script and characters for them.

  • @carlosRodriguez-vz3ho
    @carlosRodriguez-vz3ho 3 месяца назад +4

    Amazing chemistry between this 3 🙂🫡🔥. Genius

  • @bdzpop
    @bdzpop 5 лет назад +1827

    “Teddy bear like stomach” I CHOKED

    • @sadiaadil6423
      @sadiaadil6423 5 лет назад +67

      'Very fluffy'🤣

    • @kalevala29
      @kalevala29 5 лет назад +20

      They've obviously never seen what we call bears over here

    • @zinnia5659
      @zinnia5659 5 лет назад +15

      @@kalevala29 it's because in Japan people are mostly thin

  • @plasmichoneytrip
    @plasmichoneytrip 5 лет назад +1681

    I don't know who's funnier, Conan or the women in this video. The comedy is complimentary.

    • @migraineyjoe2597
      @migraineyjoe2597 5 лет назад +5

      Conan. This woman gives me flashbacks of an overly judgmental bitchy P.E.teacher I had in the 4th and 5th grade. Ugh. Only thing I thought she was right about was the gum. Mouth sound disgust is universal.

    • @mjhmab
      @mjhmab 5 лет назад +55

      @@migraineyjoe2597 you're clearly american in Japan honesty is very important even shy people will call you out if you mess up or be rude .

    • @neomeg2232
      @neomeg2232 5 лет назад +22

      @@migraineyjoe2597 found the chubby kid

    • @boskee
      @boskee 5 лет назад +10

      @@migraineyjoe2597 wow, you've got issues

    • @hl0984
      @hl0984 5 лет назад +1

      @@migraineyjoe2597 do u even have friends? lol

  • @hobissprite928
    @hobissprite928 3 года назад +18

    I love how baffled Conan is at 7:10. It’s rare to see him thrown off like that. Both those women were super funny

  • @reyadsalahin1101
    @reyadsalahin1101 2 года назад +28

    Detective Conan: A man trapped in a child's body
    Conan O'Brian: A child trapped in a man's body

  • @user-ek4ic2ip9e
    @user-ek4ic2ip9e 3 года назад +4262

    Love how when Conan says "I can see your hands" at 5:30 Ueda-san cheekily throws her hand out from behind the screen. These gals were great sports.

    • @retroriley17
      @retroriley17 2 года назад +247

      I love how at 7:04 when the teacher says she likes Conan's long legs, the assistant claps

    • @Digmer
      @Digmer 2 года назад +22

      And it was a blink and you miss it!!!!

    • @jcrc1
      @jcrc1 2 года назад +28

      I never caught that! I’ve watched this clip like 20 times, too

    • @TanayaAmar
      @TanayaAmar 2 года назад +5

      oh i didn't notice that!

    • @HendrixRam0s
      @HendrixRam0s Год назад +10

      reminds me of the SpongeBob episode where he sticks his hand out the curtain 🤣

  • @whynot7549
    @whynot7549 4 года назад +3138

    Conan: purrs seductively
    Her: like a sheep.
    Lmao bullseye😂

    • @Enzo_q
      @Enzo_q 4 года назад +24

      I completely lost it there😭😭😭😭 lmfaoooo

    • @pengensehat6934
      @pengensehat6934 4 года назад +20

      he did sound like a sheep...in my country we also never hear a person purr in a seductive way 😂😂😂 he will also get the same reaction when he purr like that in my country 😂😂😂

    • @soapy7832
      @soapy7832 4 года назад +4

      That killed me 😂😂😂

    • @kalyanbv1000
      @kalyanbv1000 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @seanhurley9216
      @seanhurley9216 4 года назад

      @@pengensehat6934 what country are you from?

  • @sherlockazulu
    @sherlockazulu 3 года назад +42

    I've watched tens of thousands of hours of Conan and I have never seen him speechless likes he was at 7:10

  • @RJ-fi9zo
    @RJ-fi9zo 3 года назад +2

    Conan is such a kind person

  • @gmillerg
    @gmillerg 5 лет назад +1819

    Can you just make a whole series of Conan with etiquette teachers? I would watch that show forever.

    • @MrsMiaWallace1314
      @MrsMiaWallace1314 5 лет назад +17

      Right?! The one with him in the Southern charm school is also funny

    • @ASBinMTY
      @ASBinMTY 4 года назад +18

      She might have been a language teacher, but he freaked out a South Korean instructor to a hilarious degree.

    • @AAmoroso
      @AAmoroso 4 года назад +1

      second this.

  • @Vic-ii5nb
    @Vic-ii5nb 3 года назад +1746

    The assistant is sooo nice. I love her

    • @chrisofstars
      @chrisofstars 3 года назад +90

      Yeah she's adorable apologizing constantly yet really doing nothing to improve the situation for him lol

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 3 года назад +56

      @@chrisofstars ahahaha exactly :DD
      in a way she's doing even more damage by burning him everytime she tries to save him
      "like a sheep", "very fluffy" and then "I'm sure girls like your teddy bear..." and Miss Hirayama just proceeds to laugh with no filter or mercy :DDD

    • @nicoledenel
      @nicoledenel 2 года назад +12

      I loved her clapping when the Teacher said she likes Conan legs

    • @FirstLast-vj2sr
      @FirstLast-vj2sr 2 года назад +5

      She was very cute and sweet...

    • @wasilaify
      @wasilaify 2 года назад +6

      Apologizing for what Hirayama said about his face 😂

  • @riderpikachu7403
    @riderpikachu7403 3 года назад +9

    8:18 that "Hai" just roasted the whole American Obese Culture. 🤣🤣

  • @larahorhor5470
    @larahorhor5470 10 дней назад +1

    this woman is comedic genius

  • @spunz83ify
    @spunz83ify 5 лет назад +1013

    Tht lady's roast is like a ninja quiet yet deadly.

    • @Navitus
      @Navitus 5 лет назад +6

      Your comment was very American, stupid and full of ignorance.

    • @pajamasfluenza1507
      @pajamasfluenza1507 5 лет назад +26

      Navitus your reply was describing you as an easily triggered 10 year old

    • @Navitus
      @Navitus 5 лет назад +1

      Why? I'm only speaking truth. The truth hurts for you doesn't it? You sound like an Israeli who believes Palestinians are all bad and all Israelis are good huh? Including murderers. Shame, you can't be anymore wong. See what I did there? Of course you don't. I just like to trigger all wong people like you.

    • @jjmmm515
      @jjmmm515 5 лет назад +15

      @@Navitus dude there was nothing wrong with the comment, you're reading too much into it

    • @Vi3tnameseGang
      @Vi3tnameseGang 5 лет назад +6

      Bro you're triggered hard af. Israeli Palestine???? Lmao!

  • @CeluiEtSeul
    @CeluiEtSeul 3 года назад +2223

    Conan in Japan: Not Attractive.
    Conan Giving Rolex In Japan: We love you Conan-san.

    • @rainehanc240
      @rainehanc240 2 года назад +18

      LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @user-mj8gv8pl7v
      @user-mj8gv8pl7v 2 года назад +3

      Украинка?

    • @Digmer
      @Digmer 2 года назад +86

      wealthy beats ugly in every culture.

    • @b.o.4469
      @b.o.4469 2 года назад +24

      That's every woman

    • @thecall2312
      @thecall2312 2 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHHAHAA

  • @jacobbkgaard6735
    @jacobbkgaard6735 3 месяца назад +4

    4:10 .. the woman hiding in the corner 😂 icant 🤣

  • @multiestonian
    @multiestonian Год назад +30

    2:52 The execution of that joke, so well done.
    I laughed for 2 minutes straight, Conan can make me laugh anytime.

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 4 года назад +1128

    "In America I'm lean."
    "Hai."
    😂😂😂

    • @lexheart5877
      @lexheart5877 3 года назад +16

      Haha she understands why haha

    • @dchen2140
      @dchen2140 3 года назад

      No joke though, I've been to an onsen and everyone is super skinny. My friend who's 6'1 140 lbs fit in perfectly.

  • @juliocadenas5149
    @juliocadenas5149 3 года назад +2061

    "This my first time hearing a human being make that noise." LOL
    How savage of her!! So glad Conan never takes anything personal!

    • @sofiyyulhadi8888
      @sofiyyulhadi8888 3 года назад +5

      It's scripted

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 3 года назад +60

      @@sofiyyulhadi8888 it's actually not scripted at all

    • @juliocadenas5149
      @juliocadenas5149 3 года назад +9

      The words might be scripted but these ladies killed it.

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 3 года назад +78

      @@RobustNut it's simply not scripted, at all. Conan briefly mentions it in a related Q&A vid, he was legit shocked at how mercilessly this lady roasted him xD obviously he sometimes has certain things prepared but much of Conan is based on improv.

    • @retroriley17
      @retroriley17 2 года назад +30

      @@sofiyyulhadi8888 we are only seeing minutes of hours of footage, it's all natural and really happening. We just see the best moments they have pieced together, which is why it feels scripted because the end product is so good

  • @kikmorajo1
    @kikmorajo1 Год назад +8

    Conan:I'm here to learn to be more polite
    Hirayama:"Face"

  • @hwappydays
    @hwappydays 2 года назад +12

    I come back to Conan without borders clips whenever Kimmels clips on identifying foreigners from Americans (and making fun of their accents/outfits) show up on my feed. Conan never makes fun of other cultures and anyone trying to speak English. Love this man for respecting other cultures and making fun of the situation, not the people or the culture

  • @hansonhansoff4662
    @hansonhansoff4662 3 года назад +862

    Conan “Oh uh you were just hiding in the corner?”
    “Yes” 🙂

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 3 года назад +48

      "Did you hear what she said about my face??"
      "Yeeeeeeessssss :("

    • @N-e0N
      @N-e0N 2 года назад +2

      @Cis Admiral Indeed, very high Joo Dee vibes

  • @Walperion_Music
    @Walperion_Music 5 лет назад +3213

    My god that politeness woman is the most impolite woman I've seen!
    I just love her for that!

    • @Miumiu0404
      @Miumiu0404 5 лет назад +89

      Yokky it’s amazing how she can politely roast Conan 😂

    • @george22234
      @george22234 5 лет назад +10

      Lol, it's impolite* though.

    • @Kayametra
      @Kayametra 5 лет назад +60

      That's how they are in Japan. Some Japanese people (especially elders) will just straight up call you fat lol

    • @MelvinIsMerlin
      @MelvinIsMerlin 5 лет назад +10

      You can only handle Conan for so long before it breaks you as a person

    • @anniehoney03
      @anniehoney03 4 года назад +5

      i wouldn’t say “impolite” she just has humor

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 2 месяца назад +3

    That Japanese lady reached the height of her savagery when she gave that fist bump

  • @setsuro.splice
    @setsuro.splice 2 года назад +12

    the best interaction with another human being that transcends race, religion, nationality, income and etc... is humor. Humor which enables one to laugh at themselves and others in a fun-loving way.

  • @amirnaceur
    @amirnaceur 5 лет назад +2157

    "In America, I'm lean" LOL

    • @preciousthing101
      @preciousthing101 5 лет назад +78

      amirnaceur he aint lyinh though

    • @storres9198
      @storres9198 5 лет назад +85

      She was like 'hai' meaning 'ya in AMERICA'

    • @DJVARAO
      @DJVARAO 5 лет назад +32

      Yup, different standards 🤣

    •  5 лет назад +11

      He's also rich which is what they were really thinking

    • @lesarz0001
      @lesarz0001 5 лет назад +3

      Yeeeaaaaahhhhh, right.

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 5 лет назад +836

    "Did you hear everything she said about my face?"
    "YESS.. I'm sorry." X'D

  • @Darkaleas
    @Darkaleas 2 года назад +13

    i wish conan would do a spin-off show just like this touring around the world and having some guests with him now and then

    • @Metallute
      @Metallute 10 месяцев назад +1

      Boy do I have good news for you, my friend...

  • @1234thisistemporary
    @1234thisistemporary 2 года назад +11

    These ladies have an amazing sense if humor!

  • @lanchesternaanyane
    @lanchesternaanyane 4 года назад +3373

    These two Japanese women need their own show.😂

    • @gabrielcastejon7914
      @gabrielcastejon7914 2 года назад +19

      Or need to be added in to Conan's next show next to Andy

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 Год назад +6

      The only funny part about it is the fact that so much is lost in translation. They aren't naturally funny.

    • @1.21gigawatts2
      @1.21gigawatts2 Год назад +7

      @@willvr4 There's tons of comics who take advantage of the whole lost in translation thing. In fact I think that's what makes comedy so amusing. I can't relate to the struggles of Bobby Lee or Eddy Murphy but I can sure as hell laugh at it.

    • @michk5149
      @michk5149 Год назад +1

      Not really

    • @soobinism
      @soobinism Год назад +2

      ​​​@@willvr4 Nah they absolutely are naturally funny, you can tell. Ms Hirayama especially, she matched Conan's energy. You don't need perfect fluency to joke with people. That part with Conan's legs was silent but hilarious.

  • @polythenepam7821
    @polythenepam7821 5 лет назад +1054

    "Girls like your teddy bear-like stomach." 😅

  • @LuvDaSkinUAreIn
    @LuvDaSkinUAreIn 12 дней назад +1

    She is so polite and calm with her savagery!! 😂😂

  • @dhananjayrokhade8431
    @dhananjayrokhade8431 2 года назад +6

    He made the chair bow to him 6:50 . 😂😂

  • @DmitriyNosov
    @DmitriyNosov 5 лет назад +766

    These japanese ladies are like Good cop - bad cop xD