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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2018
  • Conan’s real family is tired of him, but his rental family is more than happy to fake laugh at his jokes.
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  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 3 года назад +15356

    The fake dad actually seems like such a good guy for some reason

    • @samjohnston4806
      @samjohnston4806 3 года назад +512

      He's probably like this guy is pretty silly. I can definitely get used to that!

    • @leonyses2887
      @leonyses2887 3 года назад +86

      Yeah you can tell he is!

    • @4stringz.
      @4stringz. 3 года назад +379

      He’s a bit square 🤣

    • @mrhoach2229
      @mrhoach2229 3 года назад +90

      Just a string of 3 year contracts for that guy's future, top notch!

    • @monicasuelto4952
      @monicasuelto4952 3 года назад +55

      Totally agree. I want him to be my dad too!

  • @blackarrow9034
    @blackarrow9034 5 лет назад +37443

    If this was a sitcom of a white dude living with a fake Japanese family I would totally watch it

    • @fleshmaiden69
      @fleshmaiden69 4 года назад +324

      Ikr

    • @fleshmaiden69
      @fleshmaiden69 4 года назад +412

      @Rizky Satya your grammar sucks, that was painful to read.

    • @inflames093
      @inflames093 4 года назад +693

      @Rizky Satya thanks for spoilers, mate

    • @GhostHostMemories
      @GhostHostMemories 4 года назад +290

      It's called the office. At the end, it was revealed that Jim was Asian the whole time. pretty wild!

    • @theazworkshop9280
      @theazworkshop9280 4 года назад +104

      Fleshmaiden 1989 RUclips isn’t a grammar class.

  • @lettuce1626
    @lettuce1626 2 года назад +5306

    Anime: Rent a girlfriend
    Conan: Rent a family

    • @Killerqueen2000
      @Killerqueen2000 2 года назад +130

      Cdawgva: rent a boyfriend

    • @p0mfi
      @p0mfi 2 года назад +19

      @@Killerqueen2000 LOL I saw that vid too

    • @savagelolitary141
      @savagelolitary141 2 года назад +26

      Joey: Rent a mom

    • @leevancliffneridacampo7769
      @leevancliffneridacampo7769 2 года назад +5

      So when is the second season?!

    • @dadian803
      @dadian803 2 года назад +6

      @@leevancliffneridacampo7769
      2022 though the manga wants me to pull my hair lol! Creator wants to stretch this too much.

  • @nethmisahajeewa2304
    @nethmisahajeewa2304 2 года назад +2272

    I love how Conan is being absurd, then the three years part come up and he's shocked in to being the rational one 😂

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 2 года назад +55

      I had the same reaction, lol. 🤣

    • @nightspicer
      @nightspicer 10 месяцев назад +16

      I'm guessing that he meant that you can be renting them for three years rather than once for three years. They still tend to have their own lives

    • @jollybee5220
      @jollybee5220 8 месяцев назад +35

      @@nightspicer don't underestimate japanese dedication to work

    • @wkurihara
      @wkurihara 7 месяцев назад +16

      Japanese businessmen are probably more absurd than Conan. I'm also Japanese.

    • @NGCS-ej4lz
      @NGCS-ej4lz 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@wkurihara Living in Japan?

  • @TinyWhisperWonders
    @TinyWhisperWonders 3 года назад +16531

    Japanese take their job seriously "I'll do my best to find a man who likes to be beaten." 😂😂😂 PRO!

    • @KC-oc3zf
      @KC-oc3zf 3 года назад +307

      Dude what a beast

    • @ozlemdr6076
      @ozlemdr6076 3 года назад +564

      LOL he is the most impressive business man i’ve ever seen

    • @sontalks
      @sontalks 3 года назад +248

      Very devoted. Giving someone to be beaten to a stranger😂😂

    • @ketjebodo6063
      @ketjebodo6063 3 года назад +163

      Total customer oriented

    • @sailor5853
      @sailor5853 3 года назад +27

      lol, that guy know he will waste like 10 minutes of search

  • @tangjolene
    @tangjolene 4 года назад +6694

    "I'm worried that my fake son will run away with my fake wife," said no one ever besides Conan. 😭😂

    • @thommcdon4204
      @thommcdon4204 4 года назад +129

      No lie. My dad said this back in 2002 when my brother was trying to do this in The Sims.

    • @tangjolene
      @tangjolene 4 года назад +27

      @@thommcdon4204 Well that's the Sims for ya!

    • @JesusChrist-lh8di
      @JesusChrist-lh8di 4 года назад +19

      Well i dunno, Hentai gets wild sometimes

    • @prebens7955
      @prebens7955 4 года назад +13

      @@JesusChrist-lh8di gtfo

    • @prebens7955
      @prebens7955 4 года назад +7

      @lalala lalala I'm not going to church every weekend for 20 years only to find my God beating his John Thomas while watching cartoon

  • @rxw5520
    @rxw5520 2 года назад +573

    “I’ve now hugged you more than I’ve hugged my real father” I’m not sure that was a joke

    • @captainarcher7584
      @captainarcher7584 2 года назад +14

      that's true for me 😂

    • @gesztidaniel
      @gesztidaniel 3 месяца назад +5

      It was not.
      Just look at him😅

    • @Cookieboy70
      @Cookieboy70 2 месяца назад +4

      I mean an Irish dad....

    • @gilnahnu
      @gilnahnu 21 день назад +1

      conan got daddy issues

  • @KennyCleod
    @KennyCleod 2 года назад +332

    Daughter : What If I don't understand his joke?
    Mom : Just laugh.

  • @pugserenity2422
    @pugserenity2422 4 года назад +5691

    “My dad and I actually get along together.”
    “But I can do better”

    • @lilbilly33
      @lilbilly33 4 года назад +3

      Ok

    • @Bristecom
      @Bristecom 4 года назад +72

      Pretty much every American woman too. "My boyfriend/husband is great! ...But I could do better."

    • @vincentvincent2658
      @vincentvincent2658 4 года назад +23

      No way they gave a real 12 year old to them they’re scamming she looks 19

    • @NikhilMathew122333
      @NikhilMathew122333 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @hellahung
      @hellahung 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @swagmeister5323
    @swagmeister5323 4 года назад +7603

    “I just came back from the doctor and I only have a year to live”
    Japanese family: *laughs*

  • @itsmeventus
    @itsmeventus Год назад +246

    The moment the fake dad apologized, I immediately felt that Conan really needed that.

  • @luisvelez8096
    @luisvelez8096 2 года назад +1550

    Fake daughter: "What if I don't understand his joke?"
    Fake Wife: "You don't need to. Just laugh."
    One of my favorite Conan skits 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Karlach_
      @Karlach_ Год назад +3

      Sameeee

    • @Karlach_
      @Karlach_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      @Bussiness Name Shut it smooth brain

    • @1linkinparkisawesome
      @1linkinparkisawesome 9 месяцев назад +5

      Oh this is actually a skit? Cause that makes me feel better about the 12 year old possibly being basically rented out for 3 years

    • @1linkinparkisawesome
      @1linkinparkisawesome 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Zkslahowh.h435I actually needed to know that. Im not always the fastest when it comes to jokes, and was genuinely worried about the daughter

    • @Karlach_
      @Karlach_ 9 месяцев назад

      This isn't a skit, these rent-a-family are real things in Japan sadly@@1linkinparkisawesome

  • @lordbeezy1349
    @lordbeezy1349 4 года назад +5658

    "Do you have any father candidates"
    "Oh my god..
    I feel like I already dissapointed him." Im dead asf yo

    • @Baalex
      @Baalex 4 года назад +12

      😂

    • @iniesta8856
      @iniesta8856 4 года назад +6

      😂

    • @cloudproud729
      @cloudproud729 4 года назад +32

      I have now hugged you more than I’ve hugged my father killed me

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-cm4fm
      @MonkeyDLuffy-cm4fm 4 года назад +2

      That was the funnest part Hahahaha

    • @susannal27
      @susannal27 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😭

  • @cceerrs
    @cceerrs 5 лет назад +14266

    Girl: but what if I don't understand his jokes-
    Wife: *you don't have to, just laugh*

    • @thealmightyme3988
      @thealmightyme3988 5 лет назад +159

      😂😂😂

    • @JeremyGalloway
      @JeremyGalloway 5 лет назад +608

      What she said was actually more like “whenever I do this, laugh”. You can see she is making a symbol with her hand to show the girl when to laugh, lol

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs 5 лет назад +226

      @@JeremyGalloway
      Permission to laugh: granted. Lmao 😂

    • @droiD392
      @droiD392 5 лет назад +135

      *p l e a s e l a u g h*

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs 5 лет назад +117

      @Yeshua is Lord.
      Lmao calm down. I don't think anyone really cares tbh

  • @Sleviron
    @Sleviron Год назад +326

    i cant understand how they only did a 6min segment of this. this is conan's funniest skit without a doubt

  • @Seabeams
    @Seabeams 8 месяцев назад +64

    3:11 the shot of the agent calmly and attentively leaning forward to perfectly mirror Conan is just a wonderful set up for the “Three years?!”

  • @OnepieceofRivia
    @OnepieceofRivia 4 года назад +8720

    The fake wife understood the ramen joke. I’m surprised. 😂

    • @Bristecom
      @Bristecom 4 года назад +875

      I think she was the only one that understood English more fluently.

    • @OnepieceofRivia
      @OnepieceofRivia 4 года назад +378

      Bristecom yes, she was the main translator. But still surprise she get the pun.

    • @Bristecom
      @Bristecom 4 года назад +174

      @@OnepieceofRivia Yeah, that's true. They often don't get jokes/sarcasm as well. I had an Asian friend that I'd have to explain jokes to a lot. 😋

    • @10ReasonsWhy
      @10ReasonsWhy 4 года назад +162

      @Box Addict No they don't and you're naive to think that

    • @Jasonlol73
      @Jasonlol73 4 года назад +6

      4SidedStar lmao that dude reminds me of bird brains thinking the Middle East is safe and everyone in it is a good person Hahahahahahahah

  • @sadcat2994
    @sadcat2994 4 года назад +3473

    I feel like they’re being held at gun point

    • @killersalmon4359
      @killersalmon4359 4 года назад +89

      Sad cat So... just like a real family?

    • @INTERNATIONALvids
      @INTERNATIONALvids 4 года назад +9

      Its Japan, not north Korea.... besides, visit most American companies, millions of people under the gun wasting away in offices and warehouses to survive.

    • @Despond
      @Despond 4 года назад +7

      @ジョージ様 It's a job that's doesn't require hard labor. They aren't being forced and saying money is a force is wrong, money is a necessity that everyone is going through. Are all workers emotional prostitutes?

    • @jaylew889
      @jaylew889 4 года назад +2

      It always seems like asians are worried 24/7 that they aren't doing something 100% correctly.. which isn't really a bad thing

    • @santerisalmivuori3872
      @santerisalmivuori3872 4 года назад

      @Bigfoot Not really, I wish you'll see your loved ones again real soon and you're all well.

  • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
    @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 2 года назад +327

    I like how when Conan tells the guy that he's lonely he then immediately starts laughing at him. LOL 😂

    • @KaotikBOOO
      @KaotikBOOO Год назад +23

      I mean he says it's been 2 days and already lonely when followed by a whole crew everywhere , it doesn't make sense xD

  • @uninterruptedrhythm4104
    @uninterruptedrhythm4104 4 года назад +9267

    The Japanese guy is great, "I'll do my best to find a man who likes to be beaten." Lmfaoooo
    Now that's a guy dedicated to his work loool

    • @nekoneko36
      @nekoneko36 4 года назад +280

      And the best part is if HE ACTUALLY FINDS THAT PERSON

    • @nekoneko36
      @nekoneko36 4 года назад +30

      @Chad Kensington oh brother i know what you mean lmfao

    • @olegpowder741
      @olegpowder741 4 года назад +99

      You should check Asian Boss about this topic. That guy even rented himself as a husband for 9 years. Amazing but sad.

    • @user-xx7pg3vw9k
      @user-xx7pg3vw9k 4 года назад +40

      oleg powder apparently, there is an adult woman out there who (still) believes he is her real dad...I hope she has seen these videos.

    • @olegpowder741
      @olegpowder741 4 года назад +11

      @@user-xx7pg3vw9k Yes! That makes me really sad.

  • @444lilou5
    @444lilou5 5 лет назад +3492

    'do you guys like ramen? not me, i like my men cooked.'
    authentic dad joke too good for a fake family

    • @bp837
      @bp837 5 лет назад +157

      I loved the fact that the "wife" legitimately got the joke and thought it was funny

    • @ordinarymanwithanordinaryl1668
      @ordinarymanwithanordinaryl1668 5 лет назад +1

      Im afraid to click the like button in this comment

    • @Baff0000
      @Baff0000 4 года назад +1

      Could you elaborate? I didn't get the joke.

    • @bp837
      @bp837 4 года назад +48

      @@Baff0000 "ramen" sounds a lot like "raw men", when pronounced.

    • @Baff0000
      @Baff0000 4 года назад +2

      @@bp837 That one is dry af. Thanks man.

  • @jackkarpoe6228
    @jackkarpoe6228 Год назад +93

    Japan’s rent-a-family system could either be the plot of a dystopia or a comedy drama… regardless of which it is, they need to make a TV series out of this now

    • @haruyanto8085
      @haruyanto8085 Год назад +2

      Its actually a lot more normal than you think

    • @Alex-xh5zw
      @Alex-xh5zw Месяц назад +1

      Noriko’s dinner table might interest you

  • @Joeyblondewolf2
    @Joeyblondewolf2 2 года назад +268

    I would honestly do this! 🤣 That is hilarious

    • @jill7546
      @jill7546 2 года назад

      without any cameras, without knowing japanese, this will be a very awkward experience for you.

    • @Joeyblondewolf2
      @Joeyblondewolf2 2 года назад +12

      @@jill7546 I've been to Japan and know some. Plus some of these know English too so foreigners can try their service too.
      And I personally didn't grow up with a mom or dad, so it be nice to experience that for once. Even if it's something simple like shopping for food

    • @readtheroom831
      @readtheroom831 Год назад +1

      Same! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🤣 But honestly would be cool to have that family experience having not had one. I definitely see their market.

  • @Lavenderthorne
    @Lavenderthorne 4 года назад +3979

    Haha Conan loves his fake Dad so much he bought him a bigger plushie than his fake daughter🤣

    • @nobutaaaaaaaaa
      @nobutaaaaaaaaa 4 года назад +21

      Yup 😂

    • @Lestweforgot
      @Lestweforgot 4 года назад +140

      And then checked out another lady in front of his fake wife 🤣

    • @zombiemechanic8738
      @zombiemechanic8738 4 года назад +10

      Lmao. True. Also very nice profile picture

    • @lillycali7287
      @lillycali7287 4 года назад +24

      "I've hugged you more than my real father." 😂

    • @DarkwearGT
      @DarkwearGT 4 года назад +1

      And hate his fake wife that he didnt bought him a plushie

  • @ivanbenitez567
    @ivanbenitez567 4 года назад +4199

    "I feel like I've already disappointed him" LMAO.

    • @noureddineboxe189
      @noureddineboxe189 4 года назад +9

      lol

    • @KC-oc3zf
      @KC-oc3zf 3 года назад +49

      This guy is a comedic genius

    • @apraew20
      @apraew20 3 года назад +4

      😆😆😆😆

    • @Randy1337
      @Randy1337 3 года назад +3

      I am happy that you could laugh at that joke, because I could too! Have a nice day! (:

    • @abrahamj3770
      @abrahamj3770 3 года назад +1

      I mean, he is Asian. He is bound to be dissapointed.

  • @judethedude5243
    @judethedude5243 2 года назад +30

    "I just came back from the doctor and I only have a year to live."
    "All laugh"

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 Год назад +37

    2:03
    Leonardo Di Caprio lives by this law

  • @skinny2172
    @skinny2172 3 года назад +7807

    The fact that his fake wife can actually interpreted the conversation for him to japanese make this service a perfection!

  • @StaticDreamsEntert
    @StaticDreamsEntert 5 лет назад +4278

    “ I feel like I already disappointed him.”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @karanveersingh4981
      @karanveersingh4981 5 лет назад +29

      StaticDreamsEntert his face though

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 5 лет назад +45

      Everyday Essentials he does have a face that always gives an appearance of disprove... i was dead when he said that 😭🤣🤣

    • @glipabazza9994
      @glipabazza9994 5 лет назад +5

      Best line of the entire video indeed ! Awesome.

    • @wilsonofcanada
      @wilsonofcanada 5 лет назад +5

      Indeed he is disappointed; he wasted food (the cream corn)

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 года назад

      You no doctor you fail me commit seppuku now!!

  • @chelsy2134
    @chelsy2134 2 года назад +32

    I like the father. He can dwell with Conan so well. I feel he is really a nice person.

  • @sleepyfromstress6524
    @sleepyfromstress6524 2 года назад +41

    the audience’s reaction after he said 3 years makes it even funnier 😭😭

  • @shintyty
    @shintyty 4 года назад +3519

    Imagine being that fake daughter for 3 whole years

    • @hkchan1339
      @hkchan1339 4 года назад +193

      She is paid, so it's a sugar daddy
      And people will volunteer if it's for Conan

    • @danbi2000
      @danbi2000 4 года назад +125

      Oh you definitely have to pay alot these rent a family isnt cheap

    • @Lukas-tm6pe
      @Lukas-tm6pe 4 года назад +10

      Yea and getting paid

    • @witchking008
      @witchking008 3 года назад +4

      Colostomy Bag Craig well if u want extra bucks while the parents giving u allowance well why not. Kidding aside
      Shell have extra money and her parent wouldnt worry about allowance so its a win-win

    • @kamikamieu
      @kamikamieu 3 года назад +44

      She is an actor, 谷本まひろ(Tanimoto Mahiro) which was featured in a movie which about family renting

  • @dreamghost0110
    @dreamghost0110 5 лет назад +3188

    He should take his rental family to meet his real family

    • @mateomontoyagonzalez2030
      @mateomontoyagonzalez2030 5 лет назад +34

      Hahaha awesome idea, That will be hilarious.

    • @EAROROCKERBOY
      @EAROROCKERBOY 5 лет назад +10

      And when he is murdered for doing that I wonder which family will make the funeral arrangements...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nate-uq5nm
      @Nate-uq5nm 5 лет назад +1

      dreamghost0110 I got a 4 page one due tomorrow

    • @aarodful
      @aarodful 5 лет назад

      Bizaro O'Brien.

    • @kayosensei
      @kayosensei 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha that would be cool but i bet his family wont like tk be on cameras x3

  • @Sekusamu
    @Sekusamu 2 года назад +90

    I speak Japanese, and I sometimes watch Japanese television, and they also do segments on the weird things in Japan, and you can tell that the presenters are honestly surprised by these things. The point is that Japanese people themselves think that these things are weird. The fact that something exists in Japan doesn't mean that there is one on every street corner, or that Japanese people think these things are normal.

    • @Marc-io8qm
      @Marc-io8qm Год назад +8

      Good point

    • @jlouis4407
      @jlouis4407 4 месяца назад +2

      Good point

    • @mattd6200
      @mattd6200 4 месяца назад +1

      interesting!

    • @dianaday1
      @dianaday1 Месяц назад +1

      Oh good! I always wondered about that.

    • @MyToastyToast
      @MyToastyToast Месяц назад

      Now I’m trying to think if there’s something about my country that myself and a lot of people think is weird that other nations also think is weird

  • @susanluster9301
    @susanluster9301 2 года назад +27

    Conan's fake family are so sweet & adorable.

  • @ChloePricesNumberOneSimp
    @ChloePricesNumberOneSimp 5 лет назад +4858

    "I feel like I've already dissapointed him"
    Oh god I can't breath XD

  • @snikz7203
    @snikz7203 4 года назад +5541

    daughter: what if i dont understand his joke
    mom: it dosnt matter just laugh
    Edit: im back after three long years.

    • @J_131
      @J_131 4 года назад +118

      *Fake daughter:
      *Fake mom:
      lol

    • @sau3221
      @sau3221 4 года назад +120

      She act like a real wife

    • @Prachtoshsonu
      @Prachtoshsonu 4 года назад +21

      Fake laugh

    • @maadtee6281
      @maadtee6281 4 года назад +62

      Now that's a wife material right there

    • @edsaloru1
      @edsaloru1 4 года назад +17

      Definitely a woman who has the abbility to develop a good healthy harmonic marriage in a long term

  • @Sokaron
    @Sokaron 2 года назад +61

    that mask bit hit different now

    • @nawab256
      @nawab256 2 года назад

      Masks are normal over there.

    • @user-mw1cm1kl3s
      @user-mw1cm1kl3s 2 года назад +2

      They have always been wearing it for pollen

  • @FunnyVidsiLike
    @FunnyVidsiLike 2 месяца назад +5

    After rewatching these videos again AFTER 3yrs, they are still hilarious 🤣😌

  • @maplecontractor
    @maplecontractor 3 года назад +15018

    The agent is amazing, even he didn’t understand, he kept eye contacting and nodding, super patient and polite.

    • @JerryMetal
      @JerryMetal 3 года назад +509

      Welcome to Japan

    • @thresss5366
      @thresss5366 3 года назад +813

      i mean he laughed at the jokes so i feel like he understood conan to some extent

    • @khalidali4043
      @khalidali4043 3 года назад +439

      I'm pretty sure he understood cus when conan said that it's the same as his real family he laughed and said no difference

    • @ginnoji.
      @ginnoji. 3 года назад +74

      I guess he didn't speak english bcz of his bad pronunciation

    • @FlowerEmblem
      @FlowerEmblem 3 года назад +139

      Can we hire him, too? He's so handsome. I want the agent to be a part of my fake family 😭

  • @aren7138
    @aren7138 3 года назад +4862

    the japanese consultant is so professional 😂 "ill try my best to find a man who likes to be beaten"

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 3 года назад +30

      And I'm certain there are guys you can rent to be beaten.

    • @rohitkhosla8110
      @rohitkhosla8110 3 года назад +79

      saw another interview of him. He has hired himself as groom in 8 weddings.

    • @baddyforall2568
      @baddyforall2568 3 года назад +22

      @@jaycee330 Stunt artists do that all the time. Simple , hire a stunt man

    • @conmaxanhle123
      @conmaxanhle123 3 года назад

      Well there are alot of M out there

    • @michaelkudin1417
      @michaelkudin1417 3 года назад +2

      I respect this man.

  • @user-ey5xb4sh9o
    @user-ey5xb4sh9o 11 месяцев назад +17

    i wish we can have more of this episode. this cures my depression.

  • @MrSpeed-lt8gr
    @MrSpeed-lt8gr 2 года назад +22

    My goodness this needs to be a sitcom!!!

  • @rasoolkilani3170
    @rasoolkilani3170 4 года назад +3998

    "I was wrong in the seventies"
    - America on the Vietnam war

    • @lamtruong3935
      @lamtruong3935 4 года назад +65

      most underrated comment ever

    • @rasoolkilani3170
      @rasoolkilani3170 4 года назад +13

      @@lamtruong3935 Thank you kind sir..

    • @outkast978
      @outkast978 4 года назад

      *sigh* if only

    • @AJScraps
      @AJScraps 4 года назад +4

      I'm the 420th like, blaze up

    • @benjamingarcia2282
      @benjamingarcia2282 4 года назад +4

      Rasool Kilani so the commies were in the right according to you

  • @sethrenegade3533
    @sethrenegade3533 4 года назад +5578

    You cannot change your family...
    Japan: hold my beer

  • @hermanloud3098
    @hermanloud3098 2 года назад +16

    Conan is like the random character you add on The Sims families.

  • @JackXFrost01
    @JackXFrost01 3 года назад +26

    This is by far one of my most favorite videos on youtube. even if this was staged i never laughed this hard in a while throughout a video.

  • @levi1929
    @levi1929 3 года назад +4679

    They only rated the dad as “A”, but he clearly did the best of the family. Upgrade to “SSS”, and give him Yen, please.

    • @norphellama4967
      @norphellama4967 3 года назад +30

      Get that pan

    • @miguelotten1172
      @miguelotten1172 2 года назад +56

      Singular Yen please

    • @Weasel3001
      @Weasel3001 2 года назад +46

      Well, he is "a bit square"

    • @alfons2041
      @alfons2041 2 года назад +11

      @@miguelotten1172 yeah it sounds so weird, even if it was translated ”give him dollars please”

    • @BrB0424
      @BrB0424 2 года назад +7

      That's his blood type.

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 5 лет назад +7432

    "What if I dont understand his Jokes?"
    "You dont need to just laugh"
    **Story of my Life**

    • @ElBribri
      @ElBribri 5 лет назад +68

      well, my real family does that for free....

    • @WhaleDisease
      @WhaleDisease 5 лет назад +19

      Jarid Gaming hahaha im just laughing to be polite though 😊

    • @funcorn6517
      @funcorn6517 5 лет назад +4

      haha nice one!

    • @sizzle3207
      @sizzle3207 5 лет назад +21

      punctuation is your friend

    • @skipads9790
      @skipads9790 3 года назад +2

      @@ElBribri😅😆

  • @davefuller84
    @davefuller84 8 месяцев назад +8

    Fake dad is a real stand up dude

  • @jeanpaulfelix4095
    @jeanpaulfelix4095 Год назад +9

    This is the best bit I have ever seen. Absolute genius. NEVER get tired of watching it.

  • @marshallc6885
    @marshallc6885 4 года назад +3401

    Fake Wife: Rank S
    Fake Son: Rank SSS
    Fake Daughter: Rank SS
    Fake Dad: Rank A++

    • @TFOCyborg
      @TFOCyborg 4 года назад +102

      I think you got this wrong

    • @yanikuyh
      @yanikuyh 4 года назад +316

      @@TFOCyborg if u look closely the family members are actually ranked at the agency

    • @showaibzaman400
      @showaibzaman400 4 года назад +7

      @@TFOCyborg yes

    • @quattro4468
      @quattro4468 4 года назад +36

      Only in japan.

    • @mrlee6516
      @mrlee6516 4 года назад +92

      I read this and i thought it was just an original joke but 1:48 deyam they're actually ranked and its a real thing

  • @grumpycrumbles7360
    @grumpycrumbles7360 5 лет назад +3281

    This elderly man's English skills are actually incredible!!

  • @PhuongTran-jz7sl
    @PhuongTran-jz7sl Год назад +10

    I've had the most fun watching Conan over the past few days. He truly is effortlessly funny, but somehow still respectful when he needs to ❤ He's often so close to crossing the line of being offensive:)))

  • @E_Chap
    @E_Chap Год назад +9

    I really hope whatever Conan's HBO Max show is gonna be is a lot like these remotes. They're fantastic.

  • @legendofnoob
    @legendofnoob 4 года назад +2850

    "How old is she?"
    "48"
    *paper clearly says 51*

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 4 года назад +231

      @Ben J No it doesn't. The major difference with the Asian age system (which is based on the Chinese original) is that you start at age 1, and your age progresses upon the advent of the new year. Thus, the largest possible discrepancy is 2 years, so the woman cannot possibly be any younger than 49.

    • @dondixon4206
      @dondixon4206 4 года назад +54

      Who care.... she is cute!

    • @abishkarjungshah4539
      @abishkarjungshah4539 4 года назад +18

      @christine Le quick maffs

    • @na2212na
      @na2212na 4 года назад +18

      @Ben J she was born in 1967 1:47

    • @Nothing-ce8uv
      @Nothing-ce8uv 4 года назад +1

      jyashin wtf are u on about???😂
      edit: oh i guess u were replying to a deleted comment? nvm

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 5 лет назад +1630

    All dislikers are Conan's real family members and relatives

  • @heiakimsunofficialson2639
    @heiakimsunofficialson2639 2 года назад +7

    The most wholesome thing I´ve ever seen

  • @Ascendment
    @Ascendment 2 года назад +3

    This will never get old. Prob one of the best skits on youtube

  • @tmderizal
    @tmderizal 5 лет назад +3628

    "You don't need to check with her? She is twelve!" 😂😂😂

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 лет назад +196

      she looks 18

    • @dustmite5887
      @dustmite5887 5 лет назад +134

      Asmosis Jones she looks 14 or so, Asian here

    • @PedroHernandez-bv5qv
      @PedroHernandez-bv5qv 5 лет назад +1

      Wild

    • @AnkitSharma-pz7ss
      @AnkitSharma-pz7ss 5 лет назад +147

      @CarSanCas it means it was sort of a big decision for a 12 year old girl to dedicate three years of her life for this fake family stuff on her own.

    • @analisa9758
      @analisa9758 5 лет назад +10

      Ankit Sharma it's a big decision in certain ethnic groups. For others it's not a huge deal.

  • @tech9803
    @tech9803 4 года назад +2571

    "I was wrong in the Seventies."

  • @pihla01
    @pihla01 3 года назад +5

    For some reason this was actually really sweet.

  • @Draeghoss
    @Draeghoss 2 года назад +15

    Came here from CDAWGS video on my way back now lol

  • @darrylt8502
    @darrylt8502 5 лет назад +4741

    "I just came back fro the doctors and I only have a year to live." *Family laughs* 😂😂😂

    • @are-gh1kv
      @are-gh1kv 5 лет назад +84

      dont think that every joke is, but this one is clearly agreed upon, because the mother laughs too even thoug she speaks english and understands him

    • @yoshiroanimegamer3837
      @yoshiroanimegamer3837 5 лет назад +4

      Wow that so deep..😱

    • @NotUnymous
      @NotUnymous 5 лет назад +18

      @@are-gh1kv or she laughed at the joke he made because (!) she could understand him... well...who cares

    • @IFearlessINinja
      @IFearlessINinja 5 лет назад +32

      Kind of. She could only understand most of the words. Additionally, Japanese don’t really have sarcasm in the language, so she has to assume anything extreme must be sarcasm. Language is a lot more than translating words

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 5 лет назад

      lololol ouch Conan

  • @andye5851
    @andye5851 4 года назад +2628

    "Do you have any father candidates? I feel like I've already disappointed him."
    LMAO!!!!!

    • @notfound_ej
      @notfound_ej 3 года назад +22

      I literally died😂🤣

    • @ryhanzfx1641
      @ryhanzfx1641 3 года назад +4

      I laugh at that

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 года назад +4

      Conan you no doctor?! You fail me

    • @DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
      @DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler 3 года назад

      hahahahahaahahha

    • @Spedicedokey
      @Spedicedokey 3 года назад +2

      He kinda looked like xi Jingping ngl...
      This comment gonna get deleted soon by the ccp lol...

  • @DomuzdanpostAraptandostolmaz
    @DomuzdanpostAraptandostolmaz 2 года назад +3

    it was a good combination, felt like it was a real family☺️

  • @MartinBrand-gj4tg
    @MartinBrand-gj4tg 7 месяцев назад +2

    This episode is fantastic!!

  • @ryansipple288
    @ryansipple288 Месяц назад +6

    Conan is the only talk show host I know of that brings the world together like this

  • @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl
    @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl 5 лет назад +6099

    You know the dude providing the family to Conan was thinking more about what cream corn is than anything else lol.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 5 лет назад +112

      Lol...must sound very weird coming from another language.

    • @janedoe8533
      @janedoe8533 5 лет назад +132

      Cream corn is super popular in Japan McDonald's has had it on the menu for years

    • @Warhammer416
      @Warhammer416 5 лет назад +79

      Haha they actually sell it in cans in vending machines

    • @darthfrootloops5041
      @darthfrootloops5041 5 лет назад +4

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад +1

      @@janedoe8533
      Ewww.

  • @fireballichiban
    @fireballichiban 2 года назад +5

    Fantastic. This had me in tears. Hilarious.

  • @n.l.vannstallings4664
    @n.l.vannstallings4664 21 день назад +1

    Why do I want to watch a whole week of him having a fake family? This was an absolutely brilliant idea.

  • @yepitsme7237
    @yepitsme7237 5 лет назад +3466

    Wtf.
    "I will do my best to find a man that likes to be beaten"
    Lol dead

    • @Usernamenottaken2k
      @Usernamenottaken2k 5 лет назад +157

      That's why they're titans of industry. That's some consumer service!

    • @nolaughingmatter
      @nolaughingmatter 5 лет назад +30

      I thought there's no touching beyond hugs and holding hands LOL

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 5 лет назад +1

      nolaughingmatter well if they are foreigns they make an exception

    • @alondor8157
      @alondor8157 5 лет назад +32

      Turns out they're in with the Yakuza.

    • @lightstone4691
      @lightstone4691 5 лет назад +1

      xD lmao

  • @dazzle3264
    @dazzle3264 3 года назад +2267

    “I’m sorry about the creamed corn.”

    • @mrttripz3236
      @mrttripz3236 3 года назад +38

      That was priceless

    • @AlexaBellaMuerte
      @AlexaBellaMuerte 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @wadah4418
      @wadah4418 3 года назад +14

      Yes the best part for the Japanese dad

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 3 года назад +1

      Garmonbozia

    • @whispersmith
      @whispersmith 3 года назад +6

      I feel like since he repeated it with the agent and the dad that that's a real thing in his past

  • @sofain4932
    @sofain4932 2 года назад +2

    LEGEND, Conan getting what he wants through renting a family, too good, just too good

  • @edmondwoojr511
    @edmondwoojr511 2 года назад +2

    We really need to see more footage of this skit

  • @eleanorofaquitaine6441
    @eleanorofaquitaine6441 4 года назад +923

    The fake wife seems super nice like I genuinely want to be her friend

    • @dondeestaCarter
      @dondeestaCarter 4 года назад +56

      *Same woman to her fake 12 yr old daughter, while politely smiling:* You don't need to understand, just laugh when I tell you. We are getting paid.

    • @deathskunk3
      @deathskunk3 4 года назад +8

      Hire her

    • @hoaxcreater2717
      @hoaxcreater2717 4 года назад +2

      yeah she had a humorous

    • @TheSamluc
      @TheSamluc 4 года назад +6

      She'll gladly be your friend... For the right price. :)

    • @alexanderle3936
      @alexanderle3936 3 года назад

      alright then you can be her friend for 3 years if you buy her

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 3 года назад +4174

    "I'm from Los Angeles and a man my age is required by law to marry a woman who's 25."
    The guy's expression: "I'm pretty sure you're joking, but I'm not 100% certain."

    • @ender8995
      @ender8995 3 года назад +59

      Facts

    • @stillme4084
      @stillme4084 2 года назад +16

      Its true. An un known law In So. Cali.

    • @ilovewritingessays2017
      @ilovewritingessays2017 Год назад +4

      Even in eastern asia this is pretty common

    • @nightspicer
      @nightspicer 10 месяцев назад

      @@ilovewritingessays2017 60 year old dude marrying a 25 woman?

    • @safe4547
      @safe4547 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@nightspicerI mean, it's not illegal.

  • @ajbarros9751
    @ajbarros9751 Год назад +3

    I don't know how many times I've watched this vid but I still frickin loved it!

  • @freddyrojas1361
    @freddyrojas1361 2 года назад +123

    I love the Japanese people, great sense of humor.

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 года назад +1121

    "hugging, shake the hands but no kissing. so just like my current marriage" 😂😂😂

  • @dmnorth7379
    @dmnorth7379 5 лет назад +44487

    This is really funny, but there's something extremely sad about this.

    • @slimydick23
      @slimydick23 5 лет назад +2351

      real life can't be sad. it's just life

    • @ramimoorea1990
      @ramimoorea1990 5 лет назад +655

      Story of our lives?

    • @CharlieBrown20XD6
      @CharlieBrown20XD6 5 лет назад +1329

      Theres a yearning for personal connection

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 5 лет назад +257

      DM North sad and DISTURBING!!!!

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 5 лет назад +573

      Actually I saw a documentary on this years and years ago so they have been doing this for ages. Renting families.

  • @MrSoles
    @MrSoles 6 месяцев назад +2

    All of these Conan in Japan segments are pure GOLD!! Especially the one with Jordan Schlansky... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thedarkness-zh6bl
    @thedarkness-zh6bl 6 месяцев назад +2

    Please make a series on this, it would be fantastic to watch it 😂😂😂😂

  • @yousnortthedsnotofdirtyric3382
    @yousnortthedsnotofdirtyric3382 5 лет назад +1354

    He really connected with his new father.

    • @switch_ps
      @switch_ps 5 лет назад +1

      dew gon 😂😂

  • @katherinej3445
    @katherinej3445 3 года назад +55

    them all in face masks at 6:36 was ahead of it’s time

    • @williss1192
      @williss1192 2 года назад +15

      Japan has always been hygienic and even go as far to use handkerchiefs, I wish more people would adopt those traits. Even if covid would end i would still wear face masks when I have a cold or flu I think

    • @gk2370
      @gk2370 2 года назад +3

      more like everyone else are backward

    • @mr.goodluck5591
      @mr.goodluck5591 2 года назад +2

      Was looking for this comment

    • @graciekattan6618
      @graciekattan6618 2 года назад

      @Bilbo Flappers gtfo 👉🏼🚪 thank you!

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 2 года назад

      Corny, just because someone wears a mask a few years back then doesn't mean that they predicted the virus

  • @bryanbrowder2609
    @bryanbrowder2609 Год назад +8

    Your Japan remotes are the best comedic scenes I've ever scene from you. An absolute blast of scenic proportions and its be cool if you were in a scene where you did your podcast with remotes. Absolutely sceneserity.

  • @shadycipher2923
    @shadycipher2923 3 года назад +3975

    I think my fake son is going to run away with my fake wife😭🤣 had me dying

    • @Angry-Lynx
      @Angry-Lynx 2 года назад +6

      Ikr xd

    • @timmccarthy872
      @timmccarthy872 2 года назад +25

      I've seen enough step-mom porn to know it's a real threat

    • @ivnaj
      @ivnaj 2 года назад +8

      @@timmccarthy872 😂😂 I too was thinking of that

    • @yoongikookie4968
      @yoongikookie4968 2 года назад +11

      @@timmccarthy872yeap there's gonna be a lot of laundry time

    • @Zac0827
      @Zac0827 2 года назад +1

      …and Conan is not prepared to be a cuckold husband

  • @mariteryillustrations1511
    @mariteryillustrations1511 5 лет назад +1748

    2:40 "I feel that I have already dissapointed him " I died 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rich___
      @Rich___ 5 лет назад +34

      Maritery Illustrations “I’m worried my fake son is gonna run away with my fake wife” that line had me dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @friendlyjapanesebusinesswoman
      @friendlyjapanesebusinesswoman 4 года назад

      You died? :(

    • @Apetitegirly
      @Apetitegirly 4 года назад

      omg ayahahajaja

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is too good. I laughed too much

  • @FirebirdDude
    @FirebirdDude 5 месяцев назад +1

    This was so amazing!

  • @fartyonakarty
    @fartyonakarty 4 года назад +2075

    "Do you like ramen?.. Well not me, cuz I like my men cooked."
    how plainly he said it just made it funnier too 😂

    • @DankPeezy
      @DankPeezy 4 года назад +23

      I spent all afternoon linking my wristwatches together to make a belt.....Don't worry.....it was a waste of time!

    • @ilovemyindia1958
      @ilovemyindia1958 4 года назад +2

      -35-

    • @ilovemyindia1958
      @ilovemyindia1958 4 года назад +2

      _35_

    • @Kitajima2
      @Kitajima2 4 года назад +7

      It's especially hilarious that Conan picked a joke about ramen that doesn't translate in Japanese all that well bc it requires a knowledge of English sounds/syllables

    • @loty18
      @loty18 4 года назад

      Can someone explain that joke to me? I'm german and dont get it...

  • @JuliatteJ
    @JuliatteJ 4 года назад +1058

    I’m not sure what’s a funnier, Conan or the Japanese man’s expressions throughout the entire interview

    • @lear7407
      @lear7407 4 года назад +8

      Julia Johnson my thoughts 😂😂😂

    • @hardcoreclassicenjoyer
      @hardcoreclassicenjoyer 4 года назад

      @@lear7407 top notch actor

    • @heckincat1406
      @heckincat1406 4 года назад

      'No respect from my children
      'Haha yes'

    • @eunlawon5290
      @eunlawon5290 4 года назад

      Exactly ! Very uncomfortable to watch that japanese. Just annoying

  • @goldengoatfilms4508
    @goldengoatfilms4508 2 месяца назад +4

    That was the best fake dad ever! I WANNA HUG FAKE DAD TOO!!

  • @estefeezy
    @estefeezy 3 месяца назад +4

    Why was it actually super touching to see Conan hug his fake father?? 😂

  • @MaxDCapo
    @MaxDCapo 5 лет назад +3474

    "You, are my favorite son"😂😂
    Might be just me, but Japanese humor and Conan's humor really go well together lmao

    • @Kn1cknackz0
      @Kn1cknackz0 5 лет назад +3

      I thought it was fine

    • @mikayocc
      @mikayocc 5 лет назад +36

      I am Japanese American, and I agree!!!

    • @plus7560
      @plus7560 5 лет назад +73

      Max D. Capo Fake family and fake laugh..but they look like they are having a good time. I'm Japanese. I've been waiting for this! That's hilarious! Thank you Conan.

    • @fickalinga
      @fickalinga 5 лет назад +3

      It really does 😂

    • @packles5844
      @packles5844 5 лет назад +3

      I’m your 1000th like, remember me

  • @Jejdjejbfjf
    @Jejdjejbfjf 4 года назад +622

    "I feel like I've already disappointed him." Lmaoooo

    • @RoninMilli
      @RoninMilli 4 года назад +6

      Des T bruh thats how i felt seeing his glare lol

    • @capnheehee8103
      @capnheehee8103 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, I've gotten that look from my own dad before. Hell. Could never make the man happy.

    • @RoninMilli
      @RoninMilli 4 года назад +4

      Cap'n HeeHee DUDE! Im a woman and i feel the same about my mother. I became an At&t sales trainer/manager and she didnt care. Not good enough. My sister grooms dogs and shes a gift to the gods. Trust me! Ur not alone!

  • @zeauxster
    @zeauxster 2 года назад +1

    I come back to this video probably once a month.

  • @saltqueen84
    @saltqueen84 2 года назад +11

    "I only have a year to live"
    *laughter*
    *Conan's disappointed side stare*
    I love this series. Now that his late night show has ended I would love to see him continue with a travel show...post pandemic pending, of course! 😉
    If he hasn't already, he should come to Canada.

    • @cinegoth4144
      @cinegoth4144 2 года назад

      He should bring Jordan with him on that show at times lol

  • @niconiwi
    @niconiwi 5 лет назад +1959

    The mom low key roasting him every time she translates something
    Omg thank you for 1.8k imma go tell my mom I’ve completed my dream

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 5 лет назад +6

      Exactly

    • @experimenteight4550
      @experimenteight4550 5 лет назад +144

      Nicole Wang She does her job as a Wife well

    • @eliotcole663
      @eliotcole663 5 лет назад +5

      Experiment Eight I take my job very seriously (c) Hila Klein

    • @DJAUDIO1
      @DJAUDIO1 5 лет назад +7

      That's the best part.

    • @sharknato1245
      @sharknato1245 5 лет назад +13

      ikr, she needs to be on the show

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues 5 лет назад +1436

    “I’ve hugged you more than my own dad.”