What Percentage Of Hawaii’s Income Is Made By Milton Buying Shirts? - Mock The Week
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2019
- Miles struggles with maths and Hugh gets a cheeky Christmas message into the Christmas special.
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Milton’s fence answer is magnificent.
How the hell does one think like that? :D
i would expect nothing less from him....
absolute comic genius
Took me about 10 seconds to get it, just genius
@@AnzorKhawaj The % sign looks like two neighbors talking over a fence
That's why I came to the comments
Love Josh’s growing laughter at Milton’s fence joke.
Hannah Goodman.
yeah hahah, I love his reaction; you can tell it really tickled him
Some comics should be invited back just because of their laughs.
This is the section where Milton Jones RULES!
He can always come up with some total nonsense, being both hilarious and random. :D
Henrik Høyrup most of the time I have to let what he says sink in for a few seconds before I get it, and when I do I laugh hard!
Better than random - it's surreal. Random is easy and generally isn't funny - being surreal is far more difficult as you've got to twist reality into something absurd yet still follow a train of logic, even if it is bizarre.
I think it was his very first episode, and the first time he spoke on the show, but he did one of his typical zany replies and one of the other comedians compared him to a brilliant grandad who periodically wakes up, tells the best joke of the night, then nods off again.
none of it is random. they know in advance the questions and
who is to answer them.
@@snap-n-shoot I don't know if that is true but the show, as recorded, is 2 to 3 times as long as what is shown on TV. They edit out the funniest parts. The same is true of things like I Am Sorry I Haven't A Clue in which the rounds of the quiz seem to vary episode to episode, but it's more that the rounds that weren't funny get cut out.
I love Milton's ability to say something that you would never have thought of otherwise, but when he says it you just go, oh yeah. The fence joke is magnificent. Milton's operating on a whole other level.
The delayed reaction on Milton's fence joke is great.
I think Milton Jones is probably one of my favorite comedians to make appearances on Mock The Week! He certainly has a unique way of looking at things that I personally probably would not have looked at it that way until after he says his joke, then it makes perfect sense. I also like the fact that his jokes are not personal attacks they are more funny insights of things from a unique perspective.
Milton Jones’s comedy is on another level to everyone else!
I love that look he gives the camera after 1:10
Milton's brain is special
That fence joke was genius
My answer: is it just "what are the chances"?
I must be thick as a brick. It took me 5 goes at replaying Miltons fence joke before I finally looked at the percentage sign 🤪😅
I like how the edit has Josh's serious delivery of the correct question start coming over the fadeout of his giggling at Milton's fence joke.
It was said of Peter Cook that he was "at a slight angle to the rest of the universe".
Milton Jones meets that criterion, I think.
How sure am I *MERRY CHRISTMAS* that this answer will end up in the Christmas compilation?
Did it work though?
Miles and Milton
Milton is a genius 😂😂😂😂
2:11 is just brilliant
What are the chances we'll never learn what it is Milton smokes?
Probably marijuana changa with sprinkling of DMT and Salvia not enough to break through but a little actually really gets you thinking
The question is, did Hugh’s answer make it into the Christmas compilation?
After more than a year of silence, I finally have the answer you're looking for JKH133.
It did
@@knavishimp6630 Yay, good👍.
Milton Jones has a seriously twisted view of the world, lmao, xxxx
This round was superb.
Bring em all back
What percentage of 'This is the answer what is the question?' Answers do we never see because they only pick 1 subject each week then move on?
Is it, "How much did I have to score on an exam in high school if I wanted my absurdly demanding mother to feel I had passed?"
Miles, Hugh and Milton proving the middle class are DAMN good comedians.
Is it: What percentage of comments under a Mock the Week video contain a joke that isn't funny?
His Popeyness isn't taking prisoners today folks
@Mass Debater What is the likelihood that I'm going to report someone to RUclips for hate speech for using the r-word?
No, I'm sorry, that's a 100% percent chance.
@Mass Debater I have no idea what RUclips does (if anything) about any reports I submit.
Why would I report you for promoting terrorism when I haven't seen any posts from you doing so?
You're 100% on that, yes.
@Mass Debater no, it's a demonstrably false statement.
Go to the back of the line.
Some really good jokes in this one.
I would've guessed "How much of Dick Van Dyke's daily fan mail includes complaints for his Mary Poppins accent?".
Back when it wasn't always Hugh giving the correct answer at the end of the round.
Is it express 57/60 as a percentage?
"What are the chances I'm going to shove LUNE44's abacus up his ass?"
I must see if typing arse abacus takes me to Ann Summers! Lol
That Christmas comment is genius
Is it the number of women who find me physically repulsive?
Probably.
Is it? How much of this comment section is about milton jones' brilliance?
2:10 what we're here for
I'm fairly sure that that brand of shirt is made in Malaysia. Other then that... 😉
I feel like I lost brain cells watching this but it was worth it
Is it How many videos on this channel are in 360p?
heres one: what are the chances that the next southern train to victoria doesnt exist?
Is the percentage that me being on Tinder for a day that I won’t get a single match?
1080p, my arse.
@Mass Debater Oh, my arse is 4K. This video, however, is not.
@Mass Debater The settings SAY it's in 1080p, but it looks like 360.
Joseph Harrison You have to click on settings while viewing and choose 1080p.🙄🤫
Is it “I’m playing dungeons and dragons. What are the chances I’ll roll a 1 at the worst possible time?”
LOL
"Can I have your pin, please?" 😀
Is it what is the percentage of the games I lose against anyone?
Is it, "How much of Britain will leave the American's alone now that Boris Johnson is Prime Minister?"
95% last joke, it's the sun an 11 year variable dwarf.
What percentage of Mock the Week panellists have appeared on Richard Osman's House of Games?
What percentage of Mock the Week comedians have won Richard Osman's House of Games?
Is the answer, what percentage of Liz Truss' evil grin would make Lord Voldermort think, "Yeah, bit much!".
What does 51% look like to politicians
What is 95% of Sean walsh kisses on stricly come dancing?
If I was doing a stand-up set and needed three blokes to come laugh at it to make it look like the funniest thing in the world, I'd pick Miles Jupp, Josh Widdicombe and James Corden.
The percentage of viewers in the UK who were against Dara O Briain replacing Craig Charles as host of Robot Wars.
@David Moyle 😁😄🙄
When you eventually get to touch a woman's breasts your🤯🤯🤯both of them.
Explain Milton's fence joke please
The percentage sign looks like a top view of two people (round heads) with a line separating them (the fence) %
This HD video, must've gone through potato cam filter.
Is the number of hats your wearing..... an odd number?
So it was a fake number lol
Why is the quality so bad
It’s an old episode
Haha the "right" answer is funnier than all the jokes.
Is it the percentage of comments that are related to the video and are complete trash?
Isn't it nice to see Sean(n}? No, it isn't
🤦🏼♂️
Am i the only one who doesnt find Andy Parsons funny!? Who is he blackmailing at the beeb to stay on TV?
richard scales his anti-humor does get repetitive but I’ve seen worse.
@@changvasejarik62 you have my sympathy ;)
Is it what percentage of the time do I cringe at everything that bald twat has to say?
Cash Cash Carbone 😂😂
Great guesses but sadly, the one that was correct was about our climate changes and that one does not make me happy these days :(
Plus: it is wrong, chances are 99.999999% that humans are responsible for climate change
What an idiotic Answer:- Because Climate change was happening before Humans even existed!
What a sausage fest
I thought you would like it then
temperature is *not* dependent on carbon
What percentage of RUclips comments are either racist, homophobic, transphobic, islamophobic, antisemitic, misogynistic, something about SJW's, right wing conspiracy theories, begging for likes or somehow all of the above?
All funny except the last one which is bs.
Is it “what % of humans created the climate change myth”?
Or what % people realise climate change is an actual thing
sreddi83 Nope!
@@Thellbro Where do you live? Cause the weather is clearly warmer than it was 20 years ago
sreddi83 I'm from Australia and it's currently winter here. And guess what? It's freezing. If climate change was real then it wouldn't get cold in winter anymore
Parody is dead. You can no longer tell if someone really is stupid or just pretending to be, as no matter how stupid you make your comment, someone has already made it in earnest.
Great clip. Needs more white men.
Nah it just needs funny comedians. So in that case this video is fine.
@@tomjames8761 Lot more than just them mate, in case you didn't realise. Must have touched a nerve.
and Josh is 100% wrong
The answer to the last question i 5%! Or the question is:
How big percentage is the sun responible for the climate change.
Is it the percentage of global warming alarmists that have also purchased low lying beach properties?