Pick An Arbitrary Length Of Time - Mock The Week
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- Опубликовано: 14 май 2019
- 56 years is the answer, but what is the question?
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Turns out it isn't the gap between Tokyo Olympics.
Is it the gap between the 2020 Olympics and when it will be actually held?
Was just thinking that myself.
57 years, as it turns out.
That Brian Cox impression was good, but the Eddie Izzard one was spot on!
Phill Jupitus also does an excellent Eddie Izzard impression
@@SM-ov5rf Toast, Darth Vader?
Is it, “How long will it be until comedy uploaders learn not to stick punchlines in video titles?”
The punchline is "56 years"
@@alansmithee419 No it isn't the punchline is the part of the joke that makes you laugh. I don't find "56 years" funny...
@@philipwilliams5808 punchline - the final phrase or sentence of a joke or story, providing the humour or some other crucial element... Is the evidence I was going to use to disprove you.
But actually on second thought, "pick an arbitrary length of time" did technically come second didn't it? Even though canonically to the joke it came first. I guess I was wrong then.
@@alansmithee419 Yes and I was being a pedantic prat..
How long will it be before it's safe for Hugh to say Showaddywaddy again?
Is it, "What's the average length of time Dara has to wait for them to stop mucking about and give him the correct answer?"
The points don't matter :P
It's not a quiz show. Check out the first word of the title.
Holy hell that Eddie Izzard impression was good. Nobody there seemed to notice.
Phil Jupitus does a far better Eddie Izzard impression than McGowan..
His Dr. Brian Cox was good as well
McGowan is a pretty good mimic...
That guy only does impressions, gets old really fast.
His impressions are very impressive but there’s not enough humour behind them
Andy: Is it the gap between Tokyo Olympics?
Dara: It is absolutely.....
Covid: Hold my beer
Can't believe no one said "How long until the DFS sale ends?"
You think the DFS sale will eventually end?
@@Bombom1300 Yeah, when it closes 54 years from now.
Is it, "How long until Brexit finally be settled"?
I love your optimism.
I think its closer to "how long before Theresa May's corpse settles on a definition of Brexit other than Brexit means Brexit"
Time flies. Those 56 years felt like 12 months
I guess we need to change that to 57 years now.
Ahhh, back when we thought the next Tokyo Olympics would be in 2020
(ahem) make that *57* years , thank you COVID-19
Oooh, that's a nasty cough you've got there, been for a test?
@@pjay3028 58 years, I got 58 years, any advance on 58 years?
@@stereoroid I heard they're hoping to replace the elite athletes track and field events with a world beating track and trace, but they've got to wait for Boris to pull his finger out and get it finished.
LOL only just watched both the '9%, what portion of history has Bruce Forsyth been alive' and the 'he's old, in'he" clips!
Is it how long does it take an ant to walk across Dara's head
Absolutely brilliant impression!!
Mmm, who’s watching this in isolation in 2020?
Methinks it’s 57 years now... as long as the pandemic clears up before next year.
*Mock the Week* (Season 12, Episode 8; 12 September 2013)
ruclips.net/video/bk4U3ZVn8Vc/видео.html
Presenter: Dara O'Briain
Team 1: Andy Parsons (team captain 1), Hal Cruttenden, Miles Jupp
Team 2: Alistair McGowan, Hugh Dennis (team captain 2), Gary Delaney
Is it “what is the gap between the end of the Second World War and the beginning of the War on Terror?”?
Is it the amount of time we will soon be spending watching adverts on RUclips either side of a 2 minute video?
That gap is now 57 years...
Is it, "how long until Nintendo finally fixes the Joycon drift issue?"
Oh… I felt that one.
Its 57 years now
That guy on the right always bides his time to deliver the best jokes...... And then bbc spoiled it in the title
Miles jupp is his name.
And I don't think the BBC runs this channel.
"At the time of the Big Bang, how long had Bruce Forsyth already been alive"
Ah, so *THAT'S* what caused the Big Bang!
"Is it the gap between the Tokyo Olympics?"
It was at the time of filming, not so much anymore.
Turns out, the answer ended up being 57.
Is it the length of time it will take me to walk a lap at Ascot
How long ago does 2019 feel?
They always pick sport.
Is it what age will tom brady be when he gets the patriots to Super Bowl 68 without retiring?
Is it the average length of time for a Windows Update to finish?
The longest ongoing game in Robot Wars.
well theyre wrong. the gap between tokyo olympics this time round was 57 years
How long do sales on sofas last
How much longer than every other country will the US be in quarantine?
Is it "What does Wayne Rooney call 'too young'?"
Is it, how soon will “The Winds of Winter” ACTUALLY come out?
Seventeen new characters! Forty two new plotlines! Fity five random deaths! Spread over two thousand pages and one million words!
It's trying to keep the Kindle version to less than a terrabyte that's taking so long...
Just got recommended this ... presumably because the answer is now wrong? 57 years.
Hmmm about that
Is it when is the DFS sale ACTUALLY gonna end?
How long is too long leave someone on read?
It’s the gap between laughs at alistair campbells “jokes”
56 years. "Is it when somebody says they're 13 years old online, how old are they actually?" Find that out the hard way, did we Andy?
Or is it?
And counting
Is it "How long I can keep a poo in for"?
Is it “How long will it take America to recover from Trump’s actions?”
Is it "How long will the rest of the world laugh at America for electing him in the first place?"
@@Karma-qt4ji Speaking as an American, I'm just thrilled to hear they might stop laughing within a time-frame I could conceivably live to see...
@@bookbeard9792 We don't laugh at George Bush so much nowadays but I'm not sure that information is going to help you.
I think the longer we laugh at Trump the happier we all will be. If we stop laughing about Trump and Brexit then it means either it's gone beyond a joke and someone has started a war or we have done something even stupider to laugh at...
The news cycle moves so fast now, people will have almost forgotten Trump in 20 years no matter what he says. That is what he was counting on to get elected in the first place. He does not help the negative American stereotypes but if you stop electing tv and movie stars so much then you would not be the USA would you lol.
Maybe next time you elect Oprah and she becomes a total tyrant. Maybe it goes really well and she brings the world together. Who knows, it's the land of opportunity, right?
No i think its "How long will it take for liberals to quit whining like a bunch of newborns"
K D oh look a triggered American, how unusual...
I think they mean 57 years now ...
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What also would've worked how long would England not have won the world cup by the next world cup tournament.
Tottenham’s next trophy
What age will Dara finally begin to grow hair.
From now on I will think of his pate as a niche sort of century plant.
is it how long since England last won the World Cup ?
*57
Is it how long until Cyberpunk 2077 is bug free?
Nup, Wrong again, 57 years now
Is it how long it will take question setters on satirical new quizzers to realise that it's a good idea to have disclaimers on questions like this? "Well, there will be 56 years between successive Tokyo Olympics providing nothing prevents the next one from happening when it's planned."
How old with Frankie Boyle be when people stop demanding that _Mock the Week_ bring him back?
How long before Briscoes as another 'big sale!!! '
a truely kiwi thing lol. and no that would be 56 minutes
Hahahahahahaha! That answer is now wrong.
HA! WRONG
It's a shit glitter ball if it only has 8 mirrors. It's litterally just a glitter octahedron...
Achingly middle class episode of Mock the Week this one
The gap between Andy Parsons funny jokes.
I have nothing against the impressionist, but his problem is that's his only shtick.
I mean don't get me wrong, his impressions are spot on, but the jokes he says just aren't that funny, and it seems that he does impressions to distract you from the joke. I remember the SWLTS of this episode was him doing a Dara O'Brien impression and flailing his arms
Here’s mine:
“How old was Queen Elizabeth when it was 9644724677532367889642 years before the Big Bang?”
What is the longest recorded period where a single woman was left tied up and gagged in a hogtie.